WEBVTT - Second Date Update UPDATE: The Crappening

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of.

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<v Speaker 2>One of our listeners, Jack emailed us saying he just

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<v Speaker 2>went on the most unique first date he's ever had.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I love hearing.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though he says he probably wouldn't ever do it again,

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<v Speaker 2>he says he did have a good time, which is funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what most guests say when they come on our show.

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<v Speaker 2>That fun Yeah, probably never gonna do that again.

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<v Speaker 3>It once in a lifetime experience.

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<v Speaker 2>For the reason Jack, Welcome to what might be the

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<v Speaker 2>most regrettable experience of your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, attitude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we're gonna try and change that by the

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<v Speaker 2>time if you leave us. But what was the name

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<v Speaker 2>of the lady you went out with?

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<v Speaker 1>Her name was Nicole and we met on bumble cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you met online?

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<v Speaker 2>Like before we get to whatever your date was. Lately,

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<v Speaker 2>we've been asking people to tell us about what was

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<v Speaker 2>on the person's profile if they met them online.

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<v Speaker 3>That the last time at backfire.

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<v Speaker 4>So we can only improve on what happened from before.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I like to get to know.

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<v Speaker 2>The people before we call them. So what was on

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole's profile?

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<v Speaker 1>So her bio this is what her bio says. It

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<v Speaker 1>says witty sarcastic and won't put up with your blank Yes, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would assume I like her already. They don't wonder you swiped.

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<v Speaker 4>On her very important though.

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<v Speaker 3>Describe the picture to us, bro important to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I know women like you. Yes, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>It's because I know what to not look for.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first picture is that her, like, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>she's on a hike or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like it's toxic Brokas.

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<v Speaker 3>Like millions of people going hike exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>There's millions of toxic people out.

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<v Speaker 3>That just means that she's a little low maintenance. She

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<v Speaker 3>likes to be outside first, about to hike once in

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<v Speaker 3>five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe talking about her picture isn't the best idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get back to the bio. What else does she

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<v Speaker 4>say about herself?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this was the funniest part. It says that she

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<v Speaker 1>loves to celebrate minor holidays. Yeah, I had the same reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>I message her about it, and she said, minor holidays

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<v Speaker 1>like Jellybean Day, National compliment of Stranger.

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<v Speaker 5>Day, basics, there's one every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, what'd you guys end up doing for your date?

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<v Speaker 2>That was so unique?

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<v Speaker 1>So I kind of like used that last set as

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<v Speaker 1>an inspiration for our first date.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, that's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We decided which day we were going to meet up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I looked on the calendar to figure out which

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<v Speaker 1>minor holiday was on that day, and I found out

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<v Speaker 1>it was that Thomas Crapper Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper.

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<v Speaker 1>So Thomas Crapper, he's the guy who invented like the

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<v Speaker 1>modern toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why we call it that.

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<v Speaker 1>Flusher.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a second, though, what kind of date are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do around Thomas Day? Are you sure you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>she was a different day, different holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I looked it up, and there's actually the thing

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<v Speaker 1>online where you can find like a list of top

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<v Speaker 1>toilets in town. There's like this list of ten of

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<v Speaker 1>like the most beautiful toilet. You can actually go to

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<v Speaker 1>each one and visit it.

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<v Speaker 3>To visit the coolest restrooms in the city.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what we did. That's what we did for

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<v Speaker 1>our birth date.

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<v Speaker 3>Amazing Did she not fall in love with him?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Think it's so funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess what? Did she think? She liked that idea?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it seemed like she got a kick out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. I think she thought it was really funny

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<v Speaker 1>and and honestly, I could admit some of the toilets

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<v Speaker 1>were beautiful, like some of the views were incredible.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, did you spring this on her? Or did you

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<v Speaker 5>tell her pre you know, like, did she know she

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<v Speaker 5>was getting herself into that night?

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<v Speaker 1>I told her beforehand.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's good, because that's not like that wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 5>a good surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>And remember it's her like, so I'm sure she was

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<v Speaker 2>into it. Is this a situation where you just go

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<v Speaker 2>to all these different toilets and take a look?

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<v Speaker 4>Or are we actually what are we doing here? Look?

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<v Speaker 4>Or leak?

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<v Speaker 1>We used a couple of them if the timing was right.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't like any of this, honestly.

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<v Speaker 3>We have some drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there were a couple of restaurants like bars. We

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<v Speaker 1>were able to get a drink at a couple and

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<v Speaker 1>like snack on some food as well, So there was

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<v Speaker 1>some normal, you know, date activity going on as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't just toilet viewing toilet talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well that sounds good. What about so how did

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<v Speaker 4>it end?

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<v Speaker 3>Double flush?

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<v Speaker 1>It ended? Okay? I think I mean we were both

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<v Speaker 1>really tired because we saw all ten all in the

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<v Speaker 1>and walking to each one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh god, too exhausted to get a little kiss

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no kiss. She just gave me a quick hug

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<v Speaker 1>and she said call me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think you went to too many Oh too, man,

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<v Speaker 5>I see what.

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<v Speaker 4>You did there.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I really hate our own show.

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<v Speaker 2>But I see on your email here it says it's

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<v Speaker 2>been a week since that date happens. So we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to play a song, we'll come back. We're gonna call

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to hear her review of this date.

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<v Speaker 2>And I want any more details than we've already done that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think it's fascinating.

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<v Speaker 4>She's it's coming up with your second date update. Next update.

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<v Speaker 5>You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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<v Speaker 5>and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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<v Speaker 5>right after you here Part two, in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 2>A second date update with Jack, who went on a

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<v Speaker 2>toilet tour of the city recently.

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<v Speaker 1>So funny because they.

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<v Speaker 2>Found the list online of the top ten toilets in

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<v Speaker 2>the downtown area, went to all of them in honor

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<v Speaker 2>of Thomas Crapper Day. Because there's date in Nicole like

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating funny minor holidays, and that.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened to be the holiday that their date fell on.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing, before we call on the coal

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<v Speaker 2>I had a quick conversation with producer.

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<v Speaker 4>Boyd out in the hallway.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah what And something that we actually do on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>surprisingly is our due diligence. Before we call people, we

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<v Speaker 2>double check and put their phone numbers into our database.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we do do that?

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<v Speaker 2>We do do it just to make sure you know

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<v Speaker 2>we're not getting scammed or people are just trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get free dinners off of us using our gift cards.

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<v Speaker 2>And when we put in a Cole's number in, we

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<v Speaker 2>got a match. She's been on the show with us

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<v Speaker 2>before as someone asking us for a second date.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up on second date before we have.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Jack, here's the deal. We're still gonna do this

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<v Speaker 2>for you, but I'm just letting you know now it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be different probably if she does pick up, because

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<v Speaker 2>she's gonna know who we are.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's gonna remember that you're on the line. Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she'll know that you're there already.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's a little odd.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait did she get a date when she was on?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it like a successful one or a failed one?

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<v Speaker 4>From what we found when she called us.

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<v Speaker 2>She thought she was going out with a guy who

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<v Speaker 2>was from a really wealthy family, but when we called

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<v Speaker 2>him turned out to be a different guy. She had

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<v Speaker 2>googled someone who had the same.

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<v Speaker 5>Name, so she didn't want a date in mcamnon and

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<v Speaker 5>I remember, Yeah, they didn't go out of the rich guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so wait, are we going into this thinking she's shallow?

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<v Speaker 3>People are?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's call Nicole and see if she answers and

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<v Speaker 2>what she has to say.

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<v Speaker 4>You're ready to do this, Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, let's see what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, here we go, Hello and Nicole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, her voice sounds really.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, Nicole, it's your favorite morning show.

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<v Speaker 3>If you say the wrong name, it's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>very upsetting.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this Ryan Secret?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Is this Jeff and Brooke?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>That was going to be awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, friend, I'm still didn't quite get the name right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's close enough. Yeah. How you doing.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>How's your dating life?

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's it's been okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, better than the last time we chatted.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, so an improvement. That's a good sign.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not surprised to hear that, actually, because we heard about.

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<v Speaker 4>A date that you went on recently.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what Yep, this is happening, Nicole. Somebody actually emailed

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<v Speaker 2>us to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm on the other side now.

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<v Speaker 4>How does it feel.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, we really get like a frequent flyer card

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<v Speaker 5>for this, a little punch card, a frequent failure card.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know if you know who would have emailed,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're reaching out now on behalf of Jack.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that, Nicole.

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<v Speaker 6>No, he's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Duode.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm dying to hear like your review of the date,

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<v Speaker 5>the toilet date that you guys went on.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, exactly, well exactly. I love that he was

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<v Speaker 6>creative and that he really read my profile and saw

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<v Speaker 6>that I was really into celebrating little holidays and went

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<v Speaker 6>out of his way to make a date that was

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<v Speaker 6>tailored to that. So that totally won me over. There

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<v Speaker 6>was super sweet, super cool.

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<v Speaker 4>We thought that was pretty thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it was Thomas Crapper Day, which.

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<v Speaker 6>Very funny, very creative, but also kind of gross.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's like you would think that if it was

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<v Speaker 5>a list of the ten best toilets, they're all going

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<v Speaker 5>to be really clean.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, they all like had candles and nice lighting

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<v Speaker 6>and you know we're clean, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>And he said, you guys got to have drinks at

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<v Speaker 5>different bars and maybe.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know, he had the whole thing mapped out,

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<v Speaker 6>so there were like stopped for snacks and drinks and

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<v Speaker 6>didn't you like, well, at one of the bars, they

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<v Speaker 6>had those really big pretzels, and you know, we were

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<v Speaker 6>trying to fit everything in, so.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole pretzel in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Relate.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, he wanted to do like all ten places in

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<v Speaker 6>one night, so okay, we also have like a you know, like.

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<v Speaker 4>Timing, right, But he's ambitious, so that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Right again, great stuff. But he hadn't finished the pretzel

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<v Speaker 6>before we went to the next bathroom, so he brought

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<v Speaker 6>the pretzel into the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Ohel in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 6>Chewing the pretzels.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean you were there, you could open all the doors.

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't have to touch anything nasty in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Toilet, that's where the most particles are all over

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<v Speaker 4>the place.

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<v Speaker 5>Nobody was flushing toilets at the same time he was

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<v Speaker 5>eating right the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it got worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, there's more.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So the next one was next to an office building. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>so we had to go in an elevator and he

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<v Speaker 6>brought a bowl of soup.

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<v Speaker 3>Soup, What what I mean soup? Like, where did you

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<v Speaker 3>get the soup from?

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<v Speaker 6>So we had stopped at the next place. He was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>this place was great soup. So we got soup, and

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't realize, like we we walked out.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned around. We're in the.

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<v Speaker 6>Elevator and he's got a bowl of soup. And he

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<v Speaker 6>brought the soup into the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, he's eating soup on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>It just in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 6>Put it down on the urinals so we can take

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<v Speaker 6>a selfie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's even just too far from me, that is bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is a new wrinkle to this story that

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<v Speaker 2>we hadn't heard yet.

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<v Speaker 3>And I also kind of want to see the selfie

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<v Speaker 3>of you next to a jurnal.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I'm actually that too, but the hot bowl of

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<v Speaker 2>chilis nicole.

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<v Speaker 4>You probably already know that Jack's been listening the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, why don't you hop in here with us

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<v Speaker 2>and tell us what you were thinking in there?

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<v Speaker 1>I sorry, I'm a little I don't see this is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that putting.

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<v Speaker 3>A bowl of soup on the urnal is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, braw, but no one else is in there. No

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<v Speaker 1>one was using the civilities that I wanted to take

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<v Speaker 1>a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I could give you that if it's empty

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<v Speaker 2>and it's not being No, I'm not giving him that.

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<v Speaker 2>And Nicole, did you ever voice your concerns about the

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<v Speaker 2>open bowl of soup?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm not going to say anything to this barbarian

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<v Speaker 6>and brings a soup into the pooper.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he's a barbarian.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not much because I know I know for a fact,

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<v Speaker 2>Brook eats burritos on her toilet at home.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's my home toilet. I know exactly how clean

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<v Speaker 3>that place.

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<v Speaker 4>Brook, you should be on Jack's side here. You guys

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<v Speaker 4>are kindred spirits.

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<v Speaker 3>Throws me out.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, to be honest, I've always kind of done it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like it's a very convenient place to like

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<v Speaker 1>I eat most of my breakfast in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's efficient, I guess, like aficient.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially on weekdays I'm getting ready for work, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>bring my oat meal or whatever I'm eating it to the.

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<v Speaker 4>Was doneom.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a fibrous meal. You guys, it's a fibrous meal.

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<v Speaker 2>How do we know Thomas Crapper didn't eat French onion

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<v Speaker 2>soup while he was doing his meal?

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<v Speaker 1>Little career.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm assuming he's a French guy. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I just it's not like it's not like

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<v Speaker 5>he's going to the bathroom and not washing his hands, right, Thomas,

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<v Speaker 5>you're washing afterwards?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean I observe all the bathroom, Meticutte,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes I have some food in there with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't honestly, I thought everyone did that from time

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<v Speaker 1>to time.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not everybody, but a majority maybe. And Nicole, enough people,

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<v Speaker 2>enough people.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a cirk. I mean, here's the thing. It's a quirk, Nicole.

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<v Speaker 2>Nicole, this is like a kind of a small thing

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<v Speaker 2>that we should be able to get over. And if

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<v Speaker 2>you can, we would send you out for another date

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<v Speaker 2>on us.

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<v Speaker 6>As long as he promises not to bring any food

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<v Speaker 6>in the bathroom, we can.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a second day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Jack, can you agree to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? If it means getting another date with you, Nicole, owl,

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<v Speaker 1>I will cut it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Be such a big ask, all right, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>A gentleman Jesus, are you going to go out with

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<v Speaker 4>this gentleman? Come on?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, Nicole, Yeah, that date didn't go down the

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<v Speaker 5>crapper brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a few months since that call, but we've

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<v Speaker 2>lined our entire studio with paper toilet seat covers because

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<v Speaker 2>Jack and Nicole are back on with us again.

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<v Speaker 4>For an update update.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I can't wait to hear how many

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<v Speaker 3>toilet dinners they've past.

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<v Speaker 4>What's up you too? Welcome back?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Hey, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you're both there? Okay, where are you at in

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<v Speaker 5>your relationship?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Things are good.

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<v Speaker 6>We actually kept on dating and Jack moved in with

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<v Speaker 6>me about a month ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, how's that been.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good.

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<v Speaker 6>It's going really well.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack. Have you stopped your habit?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I kind of had a learn it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I have been officially, I've been house trained not

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<v Speaker 1>to eat in the bathroom anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Good.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, No, she's been great. I mean, there was

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<v Speaker 6>one time I caught him eating a possabola in there,

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<v Speaker 6>which was a little weird.

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<v Speaker 3>But Jeah, did you just need to cool down or.

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean? It was like July, it was extremely hot.

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<v Speaker 4>He has to be like monitored in all times.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, where are you bringing that in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, to be fair, since we're sharing stories, she has

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<v Speaker 1>also some pretty weird bathroom habits as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh really, okay, here comes the fight later in the apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot of times I'll hear her singing when

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<v Speaker 1>she's on the toilet. I'll hear her through the door singing.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh God, don't tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Him that that's not any worse than eating on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think hearing like I came in like, women

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<v Speaker 2>do not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you know the bathroom has got acoustics.

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<v Speaker 6>What can I think?

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<v Speaker 4>That's always congratulations. Yeah, we're happy for you guys. Make

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<v Speaker 4>sure you keep us updated on your relationship. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 4>that's your second date update update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning.