Speaker 1: The second date of.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners, Jack emailed us saying he just
Speaker 2: went on the most unique first date he's ever had.
Speaker 3: Oh I love hearing.
Speaker 2: Even though he says he probably wouldn't ever do it again,
Speaker 2: he says he did have a good time, which is funny.
Speaker 2: It's what most guests say when they come on our show.
Speaker 2: That fun Yeah, probably never gonna do that again.
Speaker 3: It once in a lifetime experience.
Speaker 2: For the reason Jack, Welcome to what might be the
Speaker 2: most regrettable experience of your life.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, attitude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna try and change that by the
Speaker 2: time if you leave us. But what was the name
Speaker 2: of the lady you went out with?
Speaker 1: Her name was Nicole and we met on bumble cool.
Speaker 4: Oh you met online?
Speaker 2: Like before we get to whatever your date was. Lately,
Speaker 2: we've been asking people to tell us about what was
Speaker 2: on the person's profile if they met them online.
Speaker 3: That the last time at backfire.
Speaker 4: So we can only improve on what happened from before.
Speaker 4: All right, I like to get to know.
Speaker 2: The people before we call them. So what was on
Speaker 2: Nicole's profile?
Speaker 1: So her bio this is what her bio says. It
Speaker 1: says witty sarcastic and won't put up with your blank Yes, I.
Speaker 3: Would assume I like her already. They don't wonder you swiped.
Speaker 4: On her very important though.
Speaker 3: Describe the picture to us, bro important to you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know women like you. Yes, I know.
Speaker 4: It's because I know what to not look for.
Speaker 1: So the first picture is that her, like, I guess
Speaker 1: she's on a hike or something.
Speaker 2: It looks like it's toxic Brokas.
Speaker 3: Like millions of people going hike exactly.
Speaker 4: There's millions of toxic people out.
Speaker 3: That just means that she's a little low maintenance. She
Speaker 3: likes to be outside first, about to hike once in
Speaker 3: five years.
Speaker 2: Maybe talking about her picture isn't the best idea.
Speaker 4: Let's get back to the bio. What else does she
Speaker 4: say about herself?
Speaker 1: Oh, this was the funniest part. It says that she
Speaker 1: loves to celebrate minor holidays. Yeah, I had the same reaction.
Speaker 1: I message her about it, and she said, minor holidays
Speaker 1: like Jellybean Day, National compliment of Stranger.
Speaker 5: Day, basics, there's one every day.
Speaker 2: I think, what'd you guys end up doing for your date?
Speaker 2: That was so unique?
Speaker 1: So I kind of like used that last set as
Speaker 1: an inspiration for our first date.
Speaker 3: Oh really, that's cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We decided which day we were going to meet up,
Speaker 1: and I looked on the calendar to figure out which
Speaker 1: minor holiday was on that day, and I found out
Speaker 1: it was that Thomas Crapper Day.
Speaker 3: Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper.
Speaker 1: So Thomas Crapper, he's the guy who invented like the
Speaker 1: modern toilet.
Speaker 3: That's why we call it that.
Speaker 1: Flusher.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, though, what kind of date are you
Speaker 2: gonna do around Thomas Day? Are you sure you didn't
Speaker 2: she was a different day, different holidays.
Speaker 1: Well, I looked it up, and there's actually the thing
Speaker 1: online where you can find like a list of top
Speaker 1: toilets in town. There's like this list of ten of
Speaker 1: like the most beautiful toilet. You can actually go to
Speaker 1: each one and visit it.
Speaker 3: To visit the coolest restrooms in the city.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what we did. That's what we did for
Speaker 1: our birth date.
Speaker 3: Amazing Did she not fall in love with him?
Speaker 5: Are you.
Speaker 4: Think it's so funny?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I guess what? Did she think? She liked that idea?
Speaker 1: I mean it seemed like she got a kick out
Speaker 1: of it. I think she thought it was really funny
Speaker 1: and and honestly, I could admit some of the toilets
Speaker 1: were beautiful, like some of the views were incredible.
Speaker 5: Wow, did you spring this on her? Or did you
Speaker 5: tell her pre you know, like, did she know she
Speaker 5: was getting herself into that night?
Speaker 1: I told her beforehand.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's good, because that's not like that wouldn't be
Speaker 5: a good surprise.
Speaker 2: And remember it's her like, so I'm sure she was
Speaker 2: into it. Is this a situation where you just go
Speaker 2: to all these different toilets and take a look?
Speaker 4: Or are we actually what are we doing here? Look?
Speaker 4: Or leak?
Speaker 1: We used a couple of them if the timing was right.
Speaker 6: I don't like any of this, honestly.
Speaker 3: We have some drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were a couple of restaurants like bars. We
Speaker 1: were able to get a drink at a couple and
Speaker 1: like snack on some food as well, So there was
Speaker 1: some normal, you know, date activity going on as well.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just toilet viewing toilet talk.
Speaker 4: Okay, well that sounds good. What about so how did
Speaker 4: it end?
Speaker 3: Double flush?
Speaker 1: It ended? Okay? I think I mean we were both
Speaker 1: really tired because we saw all ten all in the
Speaker 1: and walking to each one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, too exhausted to get a little kiss
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no kiss. She just gave me a quick hug
Speaker 1: and she said call me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you went to too many Oh too, man,
Speaker 5: I see what.
Speaker 4: You did there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I really hate our own show.
Speaker 2: But I see on your email here it says it's
Speaker 2: been a week since that date happens. So we're going
Speaker 2: to play a song, we'll come back. We're gonna call
Speaker 2: Nicole for you.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear her review of this date.
Speaker 2: And I want any more details than we've already done that.
Speaker 3: But I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 4: She's it's coming up with your second date update. Next update.
Speaker 5: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 5: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 5: right after you here Part two, in the middle of.
Speaker 2: A second date update with Jack, who went on a
Speaker 2: toilet tour of the city recently.
Speaker 1: So funny because they.
Speaker 2: Found the list online of the top ten toilets in
Speaker 2: the downtown area, went to all of them in honor
Speaker 2: of Thomas Crapper Day. Because there's date in Nicole like
Speaker 2: celebrating funny minor holidays, and that.
Speaker 3: Happened to be the holiday that their date fell on.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing, before we call on the coal
Speaker 2: I had a quick conversation with producer.
Speaker 4: Boyd out in the hallway.
Speaker 2: Yeah what And something that we actually do on this show,
Speaker 2: surprisingly is our due diligence. Before we call people, we
Speaker 2: double check and put their phone numbers into our database.
Speaker 3: Do we do do that?
Speaker 2: We do do it just to make sure you know
Speaker 2: we're not getting scammed or people are just trying to
Speaker 2: get free dinners off of us using our gift cards.
Speaker 2: And when we put in a Cole's number in, we
Speaker 2: got a match. She's been on the show with us
Speaker 2: before as someone asking us for a second date.
Speaker 3: Shut up on second date before we have.
Speaker 2: So, Jack, here's the deal. We're still gonna do this
Speaker 2: for you, but I'm just letting you know now it's
Speaker 2: gonna be different probably if she does pick up, because
Speaker 2: she's gonna know who we are.
Speaker 3: And she's gonna remember that you're on the line. Jack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she'll know that you're there already.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a little odd.
Speaker 4: Wait did she get a date when she was on?
Speaker 4: Was it like a successful one or a failed one?
Speaker 4: From what we found when she called us.
Speaker 2: She thought she was going out with a guy who
Speaker 2: was from a really wealthy family, but when we called
Speaker 2: him turned out to be a different guy. She had
Speaker 2: googled someone who had the same.
Speaker 5: Name, so she didn't want a date in mcamnon and
Speaker 5: I remember, Yeah, they didn't go out of the rich guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so wait, are we going into this thinking she's shallow?
Speaker 3: People are?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's call Nicole and see if she answers and
Speaker 2: what she has to say.
Speaker 4: You're ready to do this, Jack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's see what happened.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go, Hello and Nicole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her voice sounds really.
Speaker 4: Hi, Nicole, it's your favorite morning show.
Speaker 3: If you say the wrong name, it's going to be
Speaker 3: very upsetting.
Speaker 4: Is this Ryan Secret?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is this Jeff and Brooke?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was going to be awkward.
Speaker 2: What's up, friend, I'm still didn't quite get the name right.
Speaker 4: It's close enough. Yeah. How you doing.
Speaker 6: I'm good?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: How's your dating life?
Speaker 1: Well that's it's been okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, better than the last time we chatted.
Speaker 3: Really, so an improvement. That's a good sign.
Speaker 2: We're not surprised to hear that, actually, because we heard about.
Speaker 4: A date that you went on recently.
Speaker 2: Wait what Yep, this is happening, Nicole. Somebody actually emailed
Speaker 2: us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm on the other side now.
Speaker 4: How does it feel.
Speaker 5: Oh no, we really get like a frequent flyer card
Speaker 5: for this, a little punch card, a frequent failure card.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if you know who would have emailed,
Speaker 2: but we're reaching out now on behalf of Jack.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: I like that, Nicole.
Speaker 6: No, he's nice.
Speaker 1: Duode.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm dying to hear like your review of the date,
Speaker 5: the toilet date that you guys went on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, exactly, well exactly. I love that he was
Speaker 6: creative and that he really read my profile and saw
Speaker 6: that I was really into celebrating little holidays and went
Speaker 6: out of his way to make a date that was
Speaker 6: tailored to that. So that totally won me over. There
Speaker 6: was super sweet, super cool.
Speaker 4: We thought that was pretty thoughtful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was Thomas Crapper Day, which.
Speaker 6: Very funny, very creative, but also kind of gross.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: Well, it's like you would think that if it was
Speaker 5: a list of the ten best toilets, they're all going
Speaker 5: to be really clean.
Speaker 6: You know, they all like had candles and nice lighting
Speaker 6: and you know we're clean, okay.
Speaker 5: And he said, you guys got to have drinks at
Speaker 5: different bars and maybe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, he had the whole thing mapped out,
Speaker 6: so there were like stopped for snacks and drinks and
Speaker 6: didn't you like, well, at one of the bars, they
Speaker 6: had those really big pretzels, and you know, we were
Speaker 6: trying to fit everything in, so.
Speaker 3: The whole pretzel in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Relate.
Speaker 6: Well, he wanted to do like all ten places in
Speaker 6: one night, so okay, we also have like a you know, like.
Speaker 4: Timing, right, But he's ambitious, so that's a good thing.
Speaker 6: Right again, great stuff. But he hadn't finished the pretzel
Speaker 6: before we went to the next bathroom, so he brought
Speaker 6: the pretzel into the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Ohel in the bathroom.
Speaker 6: Chewing the pretzels.
Speaker 5: I mean you were there, you could open all the doors.
Speaker 5: He didn't have to touch anything nasty in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Toilet, that's where the most particles are all over
Speaker 4: the place.
Speaker 5: Nobody was flushing toilets at the same time he was
Speaker 5: eating right the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it got worse.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's more.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So the next one was next to an office building. Okay,
Speaker 6: so we had to go in an elevator and he
Speaker 6: brought a bowl of soup.
Speaker 3: Soup, What what I mean soup? Like, where did you
Speaker 3: get the soup from?
Speaker 6: So we had stopped at the next place. He was like, oh,
Speaker 6: this place was great soup. So we got soup, and
Speaker 6: I didn't realize, like we we walked out.
Speaker 1: I turned around. We're in the.
Speaker 6: Elevator and he's got a bowl of soup. And he
Speaker 6: brought the soup into the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Wait, he's eating soup on the toilet.
Speaker 3: It just in the bathroom.
Speaker 6: Put it down on the urinals so we can take
Speaker 6: a selfie.
Speaker 3: That's even just too far from me, that is bathroom.
Speaker 2: Well, this is a new wrinkle to this story that
Speaker 2: we hadn't heard yet.
Speaker 3: And I also kind of want to see the selfie
Speaker 3: of you next to a jurnal.
Speaker 2: Actually I'm actually that too, but the hot bowl of
Speaker 2: chilis nicole.
Speaker 4: You probably already know that Jack's been listening the whole time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, why don't you hop in here with us
Speaker 2: and tell us what you were thinking in there?
Speaker 1: I sorry, I'm a little I don't see this is weird.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that putting.
Speaker 3: A bowl of soup on the urnal is weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, braw, but no one else is in there. No
Speaker 1: one was using the civilities that I wanted to take
Speaker 1: a picture.
Speaker 2: I guess I could give you that if it's empty
Speaker 2: and it's not being No, I'm not giving him that.
Speaker 2: And Nicole, did you ever voice your concerns about the
Speaker 2: open bowl of soup?
Speaker 6: No, I'm not going to say anything to this barbarian
Speaker 6: and brings a soup into the pooper.
Speaker 4: Now he's a barbarian.
Speaker 2: That's not much because I know I know for a fact,
Speaker 2: Brook eats burritos on her toilet at home.
Speaker 3: But it's my home toilet. I know exactly how clean
Speaker 3: that place.
Speaker 4: Brook, you should be on Jack's side here. You guys
Speaker 4: are kindred spirits.
Speaker 3: Throws me out.
Speaker 1: I mean, to be honest, I've always kind of done it.
Speaker 1: It's just like it's a very convenient place to like
Speaker 1: I eat most of my breakfast in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: No, it's efficient, I guess, like aficient.
Speaker 1: Especially on weekdays I'm getting ready for work, I'll just
Speaker 1: bring my oat meal or whatever I'm eating it to the.
Speaker 4: Was doneom.
Speaker 3: It's a fibrous meal. You guys, it's a fibrous meal.
Speaker 2: How do we know Thomas Crapper didn't eat French onion
Speaker 2: soup while he was doing his meal?
Speaker 1: Little career.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming he's a French guy. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, I just it's not like it's not like
Speaker 5: he's going to the bathroom and not washing his hands, right, Thomas,
Speaker 5: you're washing afterwards?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course. I mean I observe all the bathroom, Meticutte,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I have some food in there with me.
Speaker 1: I don't honestly, I thought everyone did that from time
Speaker 1: to time.
Speaker 2: Maybe not everybody, but a majority maybe. And Nicole, enough people,
Speaker 2: enough people.
Speaker 3: It's a cirk. I mean, here's the thing. It's a quirk, Nicole.
Speaker 2: Nicole, this is like a kind of a small thing
Speaker 2: that we should be able to get over. And if
Speaker 2: you can, we would send you out for another date
Speaker 2: on us.
Speaker 6: As long as he promises not to bring any food
Speaker 6: in the bathroom, we can.
Speaker 1: Have a second day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack, can you agree to do that?
Speaker 1: All right? If it means getting another date with you, Nicole, owl,
Speaker 1: I will cut it out.
Speaker 2: Be such a big ask, all right, Yes.
Speaker 4: A gentleman Jesus, are you going to go out with
Speaker 4: this gentleman? Come on?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Nicole, Yeah, that date didn't go down the
Speaker 5: crapper brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's been a few months since that call, but we've
Speaker 2: lined our entire studio with paper toilet seat covers because
Speaker 2: Jack and Nicole are back on with us again.
Speaker 4: For an update update.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait to hear how many
Speaker 3: toilet dinners they've past.
Speaker 4: What's up you too? Welcome back?
Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 5: Okay, you're both there? Okay, where are you at in
Speaker 5: your relationship?
Speaker 1: Well? Things are good.
Speaker 6: We actually kept on dating and Jack moved in with
Speaker 6: me about a month ago.
Speaker 4: Oh, how's that been.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 6: It's going really well.
Speaker 4: Jack. Have you stopped your habit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I kind of had a learn it,
Speaker 1: but I have been officially, I've been house trained not
Speaker 1: to eat in the bathroom anymore.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, No, she's been great. I mean, there was
Speaker 6: one time I caught him eating a possabola in there,
Speaker 6: which was a little weird.
Speaker 3: But Jeah, did you just need to cool down or.
Speaker 1: What I mean? It was like July, it was extremely hot.
Speaker 4: He has to be like monitored in all times.
Speaker 2: It's like, where are you bringing that in the kitchen?
Speaker 1: Well, to be fair, since we're sharing stories, she has
Speaker 1: also some pretty weird bathroom habits as well.
Speaker 5: Oh really, okay, here comes the fight later in the apartment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of times I'll hear her singing when
Speaker 1: she's on the toilet. I'll hear her through the door singing.
Speaker 6: Oh God, don't tell.
Speaker 2: Him that that's not any worse than eating on the toilet.
Speaker 2: I don't think hearing like I came in like, women
Speaker 2: do not do that.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know the bathroom has got acoustics.
Speaker 6: What can I think?
Speaker 4: That's always congratulations. Yeah, we're happy for you guys. Make
Speaker 4: sure you keep us updated on your relationship. Okay, thank you,
Speaker 4: that's your second date update update. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the morning.