1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: In the morning show. What's that, Gandhi, you're asking for something, Well, yeah, 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: I wanted to hear more of the list of the 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 1: forty things that you should understand before forty Okay, thank 4 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: you for asking. Oh you got so far. The one 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: met with controversy was sip, don't gulp. Yeah, and then 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: of course we all said, screw that, I'm gulping. Uh. 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: There's nothing, absolutely nothing in the past you can change. 8 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: Those are the physics that we're dealt when we were born. 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,639 Speaker 1: Let's see, here's what I can't do. Listen more than 10 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: you talk. Oh yeah, yeah, that's hard for all of 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: us here. I think that's our Be aware that you 12 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: are breathing. Yeah, you just took your breath, didn't you. Yes, 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: You're breathing. Affects so many different functions in your body. 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: And we hold our breath all the time and don't 15 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: even realize we're holding our breath and it stresses out 16 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: your body. Breathe, Yeah, exactly, don't hold those those breaths. Breathe. 17 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: I feel good. Here's what I love. Wherever you are 18 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: at any moment, maybe right this moment, try and find 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: something beautiful A face, a line from a song, the 20 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: clouds and the window graffiti, a wind form. Whatever. Beauty 21 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: cleans the mind. M It's very true. As I look 22 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: at Gandhi and Danielle. Oh that's nice. Sorry, Nate. He 23 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: was waiting, he was to swing around, he was stretching. Okay, 24 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: let's say you're buy yourself in the car and now 25 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: you're driving to work the same way you drive every 26 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: single day, and you know you don't even know what's 27 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: around you anymore because it's just routine. Look around. What 28 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: do you see right now? That's beautiful. There's a line. 29 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,400 Speaker 1: Look at that. Well, if you're driving right now, we 30 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: can't hear them. They're I just heard a driver. Hello, uh, 31 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: shower before noon? Yeah, I don't know how about that? 32 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, no, not in these jobs. Well, lest 33 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: you go work out the shore, you know understand that 34 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: thought are thoughts. If they are unreasonable, reason with them, 35 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 1: even if you have no reason left. You are the 36 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: observer of your mind, not the victim of your mind. 37 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: That's so true. It is. It's a tough one though. 38 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: That one's really difficult. It is tough. And when you're 39 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 1: stuck in your head and you just had these conversations 40 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: going around and around and around, and you having a 41 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: fight with yourself in your head. There's no winner, there, 42 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 1: no way. And I read recently that apparently fifty percent 43 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: of people do not have an inner dialogue? Do you 44 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: have one all the time? I have one constantly. I 45 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 1: just had one. Why is she asking if I have any? Yeah? 46 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: But I guess there are a lot of people who 47 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: just walk around and don't have an inner dialogue, And 48 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 1: I wonder what that's like, and if they're more at 49 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: peace or if that's more stressful. I think they're more 50 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: at peace. Probably everyone's one. I'll be driving I look 51 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: over Alex and he's just like staring into space. I'm like, 52 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: what are you thinking about? He's like, nothing, that's impossible. 53 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: It is impossible. Even nothing is something? He said, No, no no, no, 54 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: exactly what scary. I don't think I have an inner dialogue. 55 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 1: I knew it would be you. Yeah, I don't think 56 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: I have one. What are you? Our dialogues say to you? 57 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: There's nobody answer that right now. It's confirming the thought 58 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: that I thought it would be you, and it is you. Exactly. Yeah. 59 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: It's patting me on the back, good Josh. Yeah, out 60 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 1: of all of us, I think you are most likely 61 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: to have a void of inner dialogue. And I don't 62 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: say I'm not trying to be insulting, no, because my 63 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 1: inner dialogue is a lot of time anxiety driven to 64 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: me right now, So I bless your little heart there, scarce. 65 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: And he's happy. He's a happy guy, is totally He's 66 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: happy as a clam. Now where did that come from? 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 1: Our clam's really happy? I don't think they're smiling, right? 68 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: Is that where? Happy? Is a clam? Come from a sound? 69 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: I'm happy, it's a clam. What what is that from? 70 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: You think I'm out on my breaking head? Are you? 71 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: We used to Southwark? We're happy? He's clam. I think 72 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: it's part of a jingle. But here do you have it? Oh? 73 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: Apparently they're happy when the ocean is at high tide. 74 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: When the water is at high tide, they're protected from 75 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: predation by birds. So we should say I'm happy as 76 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: a clam at high tide, high time. Yeah, all right, 77 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: figure Daniel, When does us tell me you have farted 78 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: out loud? And probably this weekend in front of the kids. 79 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: Do you fart in front of your kids? Oh? Yeah, 80 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: it's just scary, is farting in your chair the whole time. 81 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: You're gone, scary, don't sit in my chair and farst 82 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 1: I'm gone. It's cloth, you know, it's absorbing your charticles. Yeah, 83 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:28,799 Speaker 1: I have no guess to pass out. It's twice arts 84 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: and protein shakes, protein farts bowl. The reason I ask 85 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: about you farting in front of your kids. Yeah, there 86 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: are some things that guys can get away with so 87 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: much easier than women. And why do we still have 88 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: this separation? And not in my house? I hate parts 89 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: across the board. I don't care who's farting. Don't do it, don't. 90 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: I mean, men can do freely so many things, but 91 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: women get judged for them, like farting. Yeah, p and outside, 92 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: Well that's kind of fun for us. I do that. 93 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,359 Speaker 1: Taking your top your top off in public, right, you 94 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 1: can do that if you want. I won't judge you 95 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: certain place as you can. I have no problem with it. 96 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 1: Physical signs of aging, including gray hair and wrinkles. Women, 97 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 1: women get it worse than men, much worse totally. You know, 98 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: men look seasoned and oh my gosh, they get better 99 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,680 Speaker 1: with age. As soon as they see a gray hair, 100 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,280 Speaker 1: people like, hey, you gonna die that guys are statisticated. 101 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 1: Another thing guys can do freely, but women often get 102 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: judged for it, is like traveling for work. Uh huhm, 103 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: work related travel. People mean, well, how about your kids? 104 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: I mean, people ever ask you like you're traveling all 105 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,320 Speaker 1: the time, Daniel, They did, they have, and I say, 106 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: thank goodness, I have a very good support system at 107 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: home that allows me to do what I need to do. 108 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: Another thing we need to make a separation with it's 109 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: sitting with your legs spread apart. Guys don't get judged 110 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: for it. No women do. I judge. I'm like, can 111 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: you take up less space? Please? Do? Guys do it 112 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: because you're junk is like, if you put your legs together, 113 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 1: be squished. I don't think it's really about us. It's 114 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: about women. Women don't. It's women, I guess are looking 115 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: down upon by some judged because they sit with their legs. 116 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: I think it's also supposed to be a dominant dance 117 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: or posture to sit with your legs apart and take 118 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: up more space. Yeah, really doesn't work. I can I 119 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,919 Speaker 1: clarify as a guy what's going on here? Sometimes, but 120 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 1: it's not man spreading that we're seeking more room or 121 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: being dominant. Sometimes you just gotta get a little unstuck. Yes, 122 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: well let me tell it suation. Yeah. Look, I don't 123 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,159 Speaker 1: know women's anatomy, but don't you have the same problem 124 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: that someone somewhere does. Maybe if you wear spanks all 125 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: the time, they're all up in the go ahead. But 126 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: I sit next to Nate and I have to say 127 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: I have a view of his stuff, and he's always here. 128 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: He's got it so crammed in there that I am 129 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: not surprised he doesn't need to stop a little way. 130 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 1: My pants are a little tight. Even when you were thin, 131 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: you always wear you you always go for the cratchy 132 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: pants type pants or extra type. What's that? Do you 133 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,039 Speaker 1: know what else? Women? I think it judged for a 134 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: lot more harshly than men. If a woman has to 135 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: skip work for kids, people complain about it and they're like, oh, 136 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,159 Speaker 1: here she goes again. If a man skips work for 137 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: their kids, they get praised so much. Oh what a 138 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: good dad? Never thought of that. Very yells at me 139 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: all the time. Let's put an end of that. Eating 140 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: large amounts of food at a restaurant, women sometimes they 141 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: feel like they're look at her. Wow, she's shoveling that. Yeah, 142 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: I would never judge you ever go into a bar 143 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: alone women. It's like women sometimes are judged against doing 144 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: that kind of thing. But another one that drives me 145 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: Nate nuts is shaving your head. I love a woman 146 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: with a shaved head, and I know that there are 147 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 1: times where she had no choice the hair left her 148 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: because of cancer or or treatments. Rather, no matter how 149 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: you got that way, you're beautiful. You're you're a beautiful 150 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: hair here hair nose. Some women looking so gorgeous with 151 00:07:55,320 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 1: a shaved amber rose to oh absolutely anything else? Yeah, 152 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 1: using profanity, yeah, please, oh please, I got that in 153 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: the bag, all y'all. So today, Daniel, go to the bar, 154 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 1: sit on the marsh tool with your legs spread out. 155 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: You got it, start start farting and cursing, says a 156 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: big turn on own it. We keep. We've also got 157 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: a good friend of ours. Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. 158 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,679 Speaker 1: Is Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Choose the coverage 159 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: you want at an affordable price just for you. Call 160 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: or go to state farm dot com today to create 161 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 1: your state Farm Personal price plan. 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