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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred d hy away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is this Laura? Yes, Hey, Laura's James. I'm sorry who

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Speaker 1: you're funny? Remember? Um? Whatever? Spanky pants? Classic you? That's

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Speaker 1: just classic? You playing jokes. Wait, I'm sorry. You said

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Speaker 1: your name is Jane. Yeah, you heard me spanky pants? Okay,

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Speaker 1: why are you calling me speaky pants? I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: You don't remember your nickname. Your nickname at the club

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Speaker 1: the other night spanky pants and you called me winky pants.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we were spanky and all night. Yeah

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Speaker 1: you remember? Why were you? Why was I spanky and

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Speaker 1: you winky? I don't know. You're the one that made

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Speaker 1: it up. You said to call you spanky pants, and

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Speaker 1: you kept calling me winky pants? You remember now? Uh?

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Speaker 1: I remember being very drunk. Yeah, you were really drunk,

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Speaker 1: like you drank way more than I did. And uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I was so drunk. I don't remember our nicknames.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was fun. Anyways, Hey, text me your address, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I need to pick you up around six. H

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Speaker 1: Uh tonight, Yeah, of course tonight. What other night? Remember

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Speaker 1: we talked about it. Which tonight? I forgot? Quit playing

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Speaker 1: with the spanky pants. It's tonight. You're meeting my parents tonight? What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at the club, you said you wanted to meet them,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, are you serious? And you were like,

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Speaker 1: hell yeah. So remember I told you we'd make plans

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Speaker 1: for tonight. I forgot to um schedule that. I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh, I forgot to schedule that. I No,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. Hey anyway, I told my mom about you

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Speaker 1: already and she literally burst into tears on the phone

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Speaker 1: because she was so happy for me. Even I even

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Speaker 1: told her what you said at the end of the night,

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Speaker 1: and she was so excited. So she can't wait to

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Speaker 1: meet you. Oh my god, what did they say? You

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Speaker 1: said that you never thought you could fall for someone

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Speaker 1: with a face like mind, but you did, And then

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Speaker 1: we both cried. Um, you don't remember standing outside the

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Speaker 1: club crying together. I don't remember. Yeah, we stood outside,

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Speaker 1: we cried, and we held each other. We talked about

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Speaker 1: how nice it was to finally find someone. Oh uh, yeah, wow. Um,

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Speaker 1: so what time can I pick you up? Spank Pants? I? Um,

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Speaker 1: I wish I had checked my my schedule before I

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Speaker 1: said I was free, because I'm looking at it right

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Speaker 1: now and and I can't. I can't tonight. UM. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Hello, Yeah, Obi, all right, Obi, all right, No,

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Speaker 1: I just was drunk and I forgot and I didn't check. Uh,

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Speaker 1: just make sure and that's my bad. And I'm sorry. Um,

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Speaker 1: but you know what your mom Sorry, I'm an ugly cry.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember murder that either. Um. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're gonna have a great time anyway with

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Speaker 1: your parents. It's not it's gonna be a terrible time.

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Speaker 1: They were expecting on meeting you, and they're gonna show

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Speaker 1: up a load and they're gonna tell me again that

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Speaker 1: they knew i'd always end double load. Well, you know what,

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Speaker 1: you don't need them anyway, You really don't. You just

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Speaker 1: need to thank you Pants. Are you trying to come

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Speaker 1: between me and my family already? I just think that,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe I should have No. I understand, I understand.

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Speaker 1: To be with you, I have to cut off my

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Speaker 1: family and I'm fine with that. I'll text my ball

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Speaker 1: right now, I would tell her I'm never talking to

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Speaker 1: them again. No no, no, no, no no, no no, that's

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Speaker 1: that's that's not what I'm saying at all. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: in that case, I guess I'll just tell you this

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Speaker 1: is a Frank vone call. What this is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your friend Andrea set you up? Are

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Speaker 1: you sleeping hitting me right now? No? I'm not. She said,

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Speaker 1: you got wasted and don't remember anything from the other night,

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Speaker 1: but meeting some guy. Oh my god, I'm a killer.

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Speaker 1: Did you actually think that you met some dude and

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Speaker 1: promised to meet his parents? No, I didn't need a dude,

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Speaker 1: but I don't remember anything else about it. Well, that

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Speaker 1: that's what happens. Bank your pants, all right? The week

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Speaker 1: of every morning with weekday two points