WEBVTT - Have a Reasonable Christmas!

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonablease Shite Do. My name

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<v Speaker 2>is Jaselle Bryant. What's that? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for being here with us on our MANI episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Many because it's Christmas. It's christ because it's Christmas. And

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<v Speaker 2>what's the rest of the I don't know, because it's Christmas, Judge, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're just here to wish all merry Christmas, happy

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<v Speaker 2>New Year. Well not happy New Year. We'll wish you'll

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<v Speaker 2>happy New Year next week. But merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're Jewish, what is it? Happy Honkah, happy Hankah,

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<v Speaker 2>Happy holidays, and happy holidays to everyone. Yes, happy how

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<v Speaker 2>this to everyone? First of all, first and foremost, Robin, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a bone to pick with you. What I do,

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<v Speaker 2>what I do, and it's the shady moment of the

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<v Speaker 2>week of the mini week. Okay, Once upon a time

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<v Speaker 2>you said I was not black because I liked Crumble cookies. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>and tell your black card. Yeah, my black cart was

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<v Speaker 2>about to be revoked, but you had to give it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you did well, no, it's there's like a asterisk.

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<v Speaker 2>K okay, okay, So over over the break, the Thanksgiving breaking,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a while ago, y'all, yeah, we just have

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<v Speaker 2>we forgot to talk about this. I called Robin. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Robin, you need to go to Crumble because

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<v Speaker 2>this week it's Crumble pies. Robin says out her mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>I already went, and before we could even leave, we

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<v Speaker 2>had to go back and orter more. Yes, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>why and you didn't call me to give me back

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<v Speaker 2>my black car? Yes, well, because there's an asterisk. It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't a cookie, it was a pie. It wasn't technicality. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a technicality here. Ok So Crumble. So so I

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<v Speaker 2>there's a Crumble along the way from like Corey School

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<v Speaker 2>back to home.

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<v Speaker 1>So the four of us were in the car on

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<v Speaker 1>our way home from like a scrimmage, and I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go to Crumble, like this is our first time.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to get these Crumble cookies. M hm, spit

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<v Speaker 2>on my mic.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to get Crumble cookies. So we go in

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<v Speaker 1>and instead of having cookies, they have pies. Yes, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, well, we have pies for the Thanksgiving holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, that's different. So the pies they had.

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<v Speaker 2>Were Oreo cookie, quelon pie, pumpkin pecan pie, and like

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<v Speaker 2>a French silk and a French silk. Yes. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>terrible that I know I could run them off like that, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>right right, because you know I had already gone right exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, okay, Well, and they did have like

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<v Speaker 2>two cookies like they had like chocolate chip yeah, which

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<v Speaker 2>is yeah, and like a mint choc a mint I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, a mint cookie, right, okay, So they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have their usual like I guess every week they changed

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<v Speaker 2>the cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>They did probably have like how many shoes from?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, normally there's like six or eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so they have like six or eight flavors of

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<v Speaker 1>choose from. So, but this time it was pies. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're all like, okay, well let's try these pies. And

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<v Speaker 1>they're like small, kind of like the individual pies, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so we got Oreo key lime, oh apple pie

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<v Speaker 1>you missed that apple pie?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? And apple apple pie and like the French silkon okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So we got like four pies right.

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<v Speaker 1>So before we they give us the pie, and before

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<v Speaker 1>we leave the building the store, we start eating them

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<v Speaker 1>in the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me all about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and everyone was like, oh my god, these are

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<v Speaker 1>so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, oh my god, really and like the Black Dixon

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<v Speaker 2>families enjoyed Crumble cookies, pies, crump you enjoyed Crumble pie,

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<v Speaker 2>you enjoyed Crumble period. He enjoyed Okay, crumple.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're standing there eating these pies and we're like

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<v Speaker 1>and like, Carter's like, one is eating the Oreo and

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<v Speaker 1>Carter's like I wanted the Oreo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And so we order like four more pies. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>now mind you, the Oreo was like smack your mouth,

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<v Speaker 2>like it was amazing. Yes, it was so good, so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered two of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, so we got and Corey loved the apple pie. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>so the pies at Crumble and I wonder if they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to do it for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>I would assume that they well were about to find

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<v Speaker 2>out they I would assume that they were a hit totally.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I'm like curious, like what, yeah, what else

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<v Speaker 1>are they going to have? I will say, though, So

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<v Speaker 1>I did get a couple of cookies. I did get

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<v Speaker 1>like the chocolate chip and the mint one.

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<v Speaker 2>Those aren't there like good cookies. They were just okay

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<v Speaker 2>cookies are just those two in particular are probably well

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<v Speaker 2>the chocolate chip for me, I never really liked. Really Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's good to know, thank you. Oh so the ASI

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<v Speaker 2>is still there, it's getting smaller.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta try these other cookies because the chocolate chip one,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh no, there's I will go to

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<v Speaker 1>Wegman's and buy wegman cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah way before yeah, like as omnia or something. But

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<v Speaker 2>the whole fact that they change every week is like

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I think see I don't like a ton of different

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<v Speaker 1>flavors I do when it comes to like my desserts.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have to like I got to open up

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<v Speaker 1>to that. And I think that's where like the black

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<v Speaker 1>cart thing comes in.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like like, we I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>you want to We don't want all these different crazy flavors.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not different or crazy custashio whatever. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>like what kind of Okay, So they have like the

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<v Speaker 2>sugar cookie, the snickerdoodle they have they'll have a snickerdoodle,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll have a Schmoresea. They'll have one time, baby, because

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<v Speaker 2>I love a good little rice Chrispy Tree. One time

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<v Speaker 2>they have rice Chrispy Tree. So that was not obviously

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<v Speaker 2>not a cookie. I've been waiting for them to bring

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<v Speaker 2>that back. That was everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Oh my gosh. So you just stopping there randomly

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<v Speaker 1>to see what they have or do you like check

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<v Speaker 1>them menu?

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<v Speaker 2>The girls like my kids will like check them in

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<v Speaker 2>you every week and they'll be like, ma, they have

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<v Speaker 2>so and so. Yeah. So their school not anymore, but

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<v Speaker 2>their school used to be around the corner from one,

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<v Speaker 2>so they would go and get it, okay home, Yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I'm gonna stop. So now that the pies are done,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to stop in and see what they have.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they had one time they had this this strewsl cookie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a streusel on top what it was called,

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<v Speaker 2>and caramel. It was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay anyway, but what I found interesting we were there

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of late. It was the store They stay

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<v Speaker 1>open late like every day of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost. Yeah, because y'all are because the people who get

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<v Speaker 2>high and want and have the munchies. Yeah, they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to crumble. Yeah, that's so crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they literally had it was like almost ten

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock and I swear like nine something there was like

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<v Speaker 1>six people working and they're like they're full on, just

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<v Speaker 1>making stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Full on, and then they get orders or coming in

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<v Speaker 2>here orders, they get orders like pick up orders. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they even door dash and all that happens. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so like it's it's a real business. This is something

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<v Speaker 2>that we should have actually thought about there a long

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<v Speaker 2>time ago. Anyway, let's get back to the holidays. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you expecting or what would you like as

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<v Speaker 2>this Christmas rolls around this year, Robin like a gift?

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<v Speaker 1>Wise?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Just cool? Sure or not? I don't know. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>For gifts, I just I have like so much just stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>so like you know, you don't I don't want stuff, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I do want like maybe more like nice jewelry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, that's it real fake yeah, real, real,

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<v Speaker 2>real jewelry that you don't have to like take off

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<v Speaker 2>when you take a shower. That would be real.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need, like I'm really simple, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want like a ton of like bling. I don't need,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, just a ton of blank. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want just nice, some good, real quality jewelry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I love that. Okay, I'm sure you'll get it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I would like. And I'm not going to get this

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<v Speaker 2>because I didn't tell anybody I wanted it until right now. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I think I told you this when I

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<v Speaker 2>was in Maui over the summer, I their water situation

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<v Speaker 2>and their filtration. Was you talked about that? I talked

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<v Speaker 2>about it. I haven't gotten it yet. I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>got it. Then no, I looked at it, I got

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<v Speaker 2>the information, and then I was traveling. Remember I was

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<v Speaker 2>like on my work conference for a month. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to get get it in like I not be

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<v Speaker 2>home because they really have to, like I'm sure install it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I put it off and put it off. And

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<v Speaker 2>so now I want someone to buy it for me

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<v Speaker 2>for Christmas. What's called flow flow water? Okay, yeah, flow water.

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<v Speaker 2>So if anybody's listening to this in the next couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days, get into it. But outside of that, I

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<v Speaker 2>am blessed beyond my wildest dreams, and there's really nothing. Okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 2>I do want this new watch, and I do want

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<v Speaker 2>Do you wear watches? I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I stop wearing watches.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I want. You know, you wear it for the

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<v Speaker 2>not to tell time, right, you just wear it because

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's like nice. So I do want like

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<v Speaker 2>two new watches. Outside of that, I'm done. Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need any more bags. Done. So I hope

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<v Speaker 2>that this holiday season everybody is just happy and at peace.

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<v Speaker 1>And what do your girls want?

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<v Speaker 2>They want nonsense? Okay, So they like Grace wants ugs

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<v Speaker 2>and some masskar Angel wants a sweatshirt. I mean like

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<v Speaker 2>they want nothing. They really just want cash. So let

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<v Speaker 2>me tell you what happened. So I was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>do y'all want? And all of them was like, we

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<v Speaker 2>just want some money you can see as a cash

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<v Speaker 2>app mom. And I'm like, no, I have to buy

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<v Speaker 2>you something to put it under the tree. So they

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<v Speaker 2>just gave me stupid stuff to put under the tree.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're all gonna get like a bunch of money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not a bunch, they'll get some yeah, So that's it

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<v Speaker 2>all right, bunch of boys. They just want clothes. Clothes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like Carters into Lululemon. Both of them are into Lululim.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's Angel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so gotta get them a bunch of Lululemon stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Corey, So do you know that Drake has

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<v Speaker 1>like a clothing line collaboration with Nike dre.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't know that. So it's called Nocta. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but no one buys anymore because they just buy Kendricks

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<v Speaker 2>because he has they buy because he has a with Lulu. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's called not like them. Okay. Well, and Drake is

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<v Speaker 2>suing him for that too. Okay, anyway, moving on? Oh lord,

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<v Speaker 2>so Corey wants a bunch of Nocta clothing. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>in n O C t A. Of course you look

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<v Speaker 2>it up. It's like, yes, it's like it's really Nike.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's like, what happened to ov?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh isn't that the isn't that liquor or something?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? I thought that was some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>clothes clothing I thought it was, But it's an ov

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<v Speaker 2>no y, So anyway, you know, we don't want that,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, We love you guys so much. We just

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<v Speaker 2>want to make sure that you have a wonderful holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, be safe out here in the streets, stay.

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<v Speaker 2>Warm, yes, stay reasonable and shady and that too, yes, yes, bye.

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<v Speaker 1>L