WEBVTT - 3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, Danielle, what's your phone tap? All?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So Danielle and her sister Terry took Danielle's three year

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<v Speaker 3>old son Ryan to an Easter egg hunt at the church.

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<v Speaker 3>But Danielle's very protective of her son, so we decided

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<v Speaker 3>we're just gonna call and mess around with her.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. This is not gonna be good, not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Just listen to Danielle's phone teg with Danielle.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, can I speak to Ryan's mom? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Rand's mom.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Matthew's mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling because the other day we had the egg

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<v Speaker 3>hunt at the church.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't so great for my poor little boy because all

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<v Speaker 3>his Easter eggs kept getting taken out of his basket

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<v Speaker 3>by your little boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every time Matthew would turn around, he'd have one

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<v Speaker 3>less Easter egg in his basket, and I saw it

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<v Speaker 3>in Ryan's basket.

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<v Speaker 2>Really calling me about your child losing eggs from the basket? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>really calling me right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I am calling you right now because you really shouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>be raising a thief.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse accuse my three year old son of steering. What's

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>He is a thief.

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<v Speaker 3>He went and he took the Easter eggs out of

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<v Speaker 3>my little boy's basket.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it wasn't somebody else's kid. This is ridiculous

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<v Speaker 2>because I watched him.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched him and not only did he take the

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<v Speaker 3>eggs from Matthew's basket, he took the eggs from other

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<v Speaker 3>little kid's baskets as well. Oh my god, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Three years old, ladies, three years old exactly? Been other

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<v Speaker 2>people taking other kids' eggs out of basket? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>He's three years old.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't stop the madness now, he's going to

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<v Speaker 3>turn into a juvenile delinquid.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I'm not time to have this conversation. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>complete fallacy. And I can't even believe you would bother

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<v Speaker 2>to call a perfect stranger's mother up to like wrap

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<v Speaker 2>them out. This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually doing you a favor. I'm doing you a favor. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a reason you hung up on me? You

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk like an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't believe that this is blown up to

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<v Speaker 2>this point is that.

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<v Speaker 1>What you're doing you encourage him to go steal from people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, I send my kid off to school every

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<v Speaker 2>single day and I go, oh, oh, what can you

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<v Speaker 2>bring back for mommy today? What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Just?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of this is ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 3>Does he go on playdates and steal toys from his friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what he does?

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<v Speaker 3>Shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>You have nothing to absolutely say you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know how to raise a child, That's what I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And deeply wrong with you to have the ball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently a mom, excuse my beautiful son, play abusive woman

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<v Speaker 2>and don't even come near my family.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you know how some kids that are cute and

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<v Speaker 3>there are some kids that are so ugly they just

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<v Speaker 3>don't even have a chance. My child is not here

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<v Speaker 3>right now, but I guarantee Ryan is sitting right there

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<v Speaker 3>while you're calling me old kinds of names.

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<v Speaker 2>Not true, and you know I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Where he is. He's out stealing from somebody else right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, because I'm sure that if I recorded this conversation

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<v Speaker 2>and played it for anybody, you would be the clear

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<v Speaker 2>psychotic bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Why can't you just say I'm not the one that's

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<v Speaker 3>cursing like a sailor you're the one, this bitch and

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<v Speaker 3>this stupid as this that's you, not me, and you mocking.

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<v Speaker 2>Me right now, that's not that's not in any way

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<v Speaker 2>cursing or setting a bad example. Good job, mom, really

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<v Speaker 2>good you guys. You're amazing A plus mother of the year. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>what a good example for your son that you were setting.

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<v Speaker 2>Just amazing. I bow down to you. I utterly bounds.

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<v Speaker 1>You have my muscil.

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<v Speaker 2>So blessed to have such a wonderful woman in his wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised they used the body didn't drop dead when

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<v Speaker 3>he walked into your house. Just bless this drop you

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<v Speaker 3>have no pumoldhap woman, Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>I will wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing to tell you to shut

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<v Speaker 3>up up. You just got phone tapped. What this is,

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<v Speaker 3>Danielle man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 3>and your sister is just phone tap up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is not right, Arry, not right?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there, Danielle? Why don't you do that Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Duran phone tap?

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