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Speaker 2: That makes me feel better. Actually, can someone.

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Speaker 1: Your mama a drink if she wants.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't feel like I'm at a place in

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Speaker 1: Okay, So can somebody run that in fly that into

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's a guaya Que Guayaqui. It's an

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Speaker 1: I got this old fashioned coffee that I've been drinking.

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Speaker 1: Apple style. Fucking Speaking of apple, the w g A

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me what's going on today?

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Speaker 2: Will you?

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Speaker 6: This is not being talked about. No one told me.

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Speaker 3: This is water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just knowing that, like later when people talk

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Speaker 2: We just watched Oceans eight.

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Speaker 1: We had seen Oceans eight, which we believed was part

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Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure.

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Speaker 1: Every con has its pros. And we decided to kind

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Speaker 6: Master burglars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and part of an elite squad that was going

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Speaker 1: erudyte not. It's not a scummy criminal element. It's like

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Speaker 1: But we did steal all of your Wolfe's precious jewels,

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Speaker 3: So you're thinking you're sort of going to brand yourselves

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Speaker 2: My my criminal name is Robert Pattinson.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's that is timeless, correct.

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Speaker 6: Mine's Robert Gui.

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't want to be put on the spot.

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Speaker 2: Kevin has one, he'll do his.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, mind's Robert Wales.

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Speaker 2: Yours is Robert Wales.

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Speaker 1: Robert Wales.

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Speaker 4: I'm the muscle because whales are pretty strong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Robert Wales.

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Speaker 1: Wales because he whales on the Guaya key.

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Speaker 2: So yes, we have been developing our brands, so we recently.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, I guess my name would be Salami thief

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Speaker 2: So you picked a different type of meat? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: and not Burglar. Here we're thief, Okay, are people? I

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Speaker 2: guess we can take it out there and see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Are people going to be able to get straight from

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Speaker 2: salami beefs to Hamburglar? No?

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Speaker 3: I am gonna explain it every time, but.

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Speaker 1: That could be an exciting scene. The precious seconds counting

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Speaker 6: We're always in and out another.

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Speaker 1: to explain the origin of Salami Thief. It's like we

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Speaker 3: On, Yeah, it's like, not only do I do crimes,

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Speaker 6: Yeah it's educational.

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Speaker 6: So uh so I love that Salami Thief.

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Speaker 1: Now you did you did previously portray Julia Roberts when

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Speaker 1: there something else? Well, of course we're gonna rob head gum.

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Speaker 3: Now do you think she will would do the sequel

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Speaker 6: That's a great question we need do we need to

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Speaker 3: Get who would be our second act?

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Speaker 1: Is it time to get you? Okay, so we need

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Speaker 1: to get Emma. But but I will say you had

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 6: So Emma have like what is our key phrase?

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Speaker 2: Emma is having a moment right now because I think

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Speaker 6: I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, and so because you get a professional on

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the wave being replacing the laugh, like the laugh

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Speaker 2: Can you pull up the star meter and we can

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Speaker 2: Sound once again, literally nothing but computers before me.

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Speaker 4: Uh in case you got the star meter, believe yeah,

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Speaker 4: Monica Barbara, Monica, Barbara, Monica Barb.

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Speaker 2: That is the daughter of the horse that had to

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Speaker 3: Whoa mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Monica Barbara. Huh what's she doing these days?

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Speaker 4: She and top gun Maverick. Okay, of course.

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Speaker 2: Number one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, let's look at number two.

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Speaker 2: What's number two?

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Speaker 4: Number two? Hallie Bailey, The Little Mermaid.

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Speaker 2: The Little Mermaid mermid.

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Speaker 3: I mean that feels, you know, ocean thing ocean.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and Robert will Robert Wales, Robert.

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Speaker 2: The water.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this feels like it could actually be good for us.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so.

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Speaker 2: You can do the how about this? You know? Aeriels like, uh,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it without saying just the vocalizing, but

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. You can add your spin to it,

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Speaker 2: but it's the uh, but you do your take. But

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Speaker 2: I'm just giving you the like the that's that's the base.

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Speaker 3: That's the base of the actual one, right because they'll copyright.

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Speaker 2: You have to do a soundlike. It can't but it

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Speaker 2: can't be. It has to be.

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Speaker 1: You know, wait a minute, I thought you were this

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Speaker 1: salami thief. Now you're worried about stealing.

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Speaker 3: But but that's the thing that's articel.

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Speaker 1: They don't yes, they don't want the copy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it has to be immediately recognizable as that

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Speaker 1: Not that, Okay, he could I mean, you could also

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Speaker 1: more comfortable for you, where.

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Speaker 6: You could just go I don't throw to you. You

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Speaker 6: could just go feed.

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Speaker 3: True, I could do that.

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Speaker 2: We could do I don't see why we have to choose.

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Speaker 2: I don't like I don't I think we can have

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Speaker 3: What about like.

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Speaker 6: Did you say no?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like you think I'm going there? But no, yeah, No.

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Speaker 2: I like this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this could be useful.

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Speaker 3: But I could also do feed.

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Speaker 2: That's one of the most famous words that she sayings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that if you just.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what she wanted.

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Speaker 1: What do you call them feet? Hi? Uh, Louren, This

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Speaker 1: Please do let me know if you do decide to

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Speaker 1: use me.

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Speaker 6: I need to know right away.

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Speaker 1: What do you call them feet? I'm gonna do it twice.

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Speaker 6: Stop, I'll do it twice.

461
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Speaker 1: Look, what do you call them feet?

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Speaker 6: That was no melody?

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Speaker 3: Little that does seem like the AI version of.

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Speaker 1: This is no accent. Sebastian the Crap, kiss the girl.

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Speaker 6: We've got a hot crustacean bin.

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Speaker 2: Whoallywood.

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Speaker 2: Whoallywood, Whoaywood. So that will now we're like immediately right

478
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Speaker 2: like we've we've got this. We've got a star now basically, yeah,

479
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: now someone who is firmly at the center of the

480
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 2: zeitgeist with Barbara right now right uh And so obviously

481
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: that's that's what we're When we were pulling off a heist,

482
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: we did not want for it to get to this

483
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: place with headgum. Okay, you haven't dealt with this, yeah,

484
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: and this is part of the like you this is

485
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Speaker 2: your first time.

486
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, understanding.

487
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: Okay, So, like the depths of what's going on here,

488
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 2: we had absolutely no idea from the outside. But like

489
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 2: now that we're here, it's been like five or something episodes,

490
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 2: and like with the ear Wolf, it was like two

491
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Speaker 2: hundred before we had to take their jewels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, before we really got a sense of how deep

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Speaker 1: the corruption runs.

494
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 6: Because it's the dough boys are making money.

495
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Doe boys are making money, and this place

496
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 1: is held together with spit and chewing gum. Yeah, Mike

497
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: arms falling off SD cards don't work, Like the whole

498
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: fucking operation is. Like the money is somewhere and it's

499
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Speaker 1: not going into our show.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like, if you if you can't trust

501
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 3: podcasting as an industry, who can you trust?

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Speaker 6: Thank you?

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00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 2: Yes, our last like really stable American. We don't have

504
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: the church anymore elected leaders. Yes, that's right.

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00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's cool.

506
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be able, you're supposed to be able

507
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:27,719
Speaker 1: to run on the fuel of podcasts, and so obviously

508
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: we feel robbed, and uh, rob people, rob people.

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Speaker 10: Yes, so we're.

510
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 6: Gonna get ours.

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Speaker 1: We are going to take it back one way or another.

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Speaker 1: If they won't let us in the front door. Then

513
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Speaker 1: we will lower ourselves in through the ceiling.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be purchased. My new criminal name is

515
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Speaker 2: thief Gutenberg. My role, I think in this is going

516
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 2: to be it's stuff from because I don't have the

517
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 2: trust of anyone here and nobody likes me, and so

518
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 2: like there's going to be like it's going to be

519
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 2: difficult for me to get to a place where like

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00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm not suspected of wrongdoing just by like entering the building,

521
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Speaker 2: because I'm so already so disliked and such a short time,

522
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 2: you know. But that's, you know, I think for diversion purposes,

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00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 2: Like obviously we are going to need some kind of diversion.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. You could be

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Speaker 3: the fall guy.

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Speaker 2: Every time I try to do the COVID test. Did

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Speaker 2: they have you do that when you came in?

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00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, like four of them?

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00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, when I do it? For some reason, the thing,

530
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 2: the little swab breaks off in my nose every single

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00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 2: time you got up there, and it stays in there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, how many swabs are in there? This is our If.

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Speaker 2: You had to guess, well, I'm just like I can

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00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 2: count them right now. I can feel them in count

536
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: them right now. So this is the problem. The act

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00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: of counting them sends them in like different directions and

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00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: so like it basically feels like they're they keep like

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00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 2: sending a new one up, so like it's it's like

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00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 2: that freaking cat, you know, Garfield m hm. So, but

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Speaker 2: I could easily easily create a huge medical diversion, okay.

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Speaker 6: By just taking one out.

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Speaker 1: Like basically he went to a doctor to would say, like,

544
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Speaker 1: can I take some of these out? There's somebody in there,

545
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: and basically they told him like, if you take one out,

546
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Speaker 1: all your blood will come out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a it's like a magician with the

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Speaker 2: scar of your blood.

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Speaker 1: So it's like the they're now fused with like nasal membrane. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: uh my new criminal they miss steel Armstrong.

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Speaker 3: But you would be willing, you'd be willing to take

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Speaker 3: one out for the job.

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00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 8: Yeah, sure, okay, I'll take one out.

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00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah I think you should because I'm thinking all your blood,

555
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: like that's going to really cause it's going to be slippery. Yeah, yes,

556
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: it's going to be messy.

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00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: I have so much I'll take forever. I have way

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00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: too much.

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Speaker 1: What I'll say about this plays and the places as

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00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: a shithole, but they keep it pretty clean. And I

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00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: think having all that blood over there, I mean, God

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Speaker 1: forbid Adam connroversy, you know, blood on the ground before

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Speaker 1: he gets the vapors or something that they make sure

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Speaker 1: to get in here and and towel that up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I think, like, we know, we want a schedule

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Speaker 1: that we're coming in, like right before he's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be here.

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Speaker 6: Maybe Hayes says he's got the wrong day.

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00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, then like jostles loose one of the COVID sticks.

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00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 6: Then like the.

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Speaker 1: Bloods, they're all hands on deck. And then at that

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00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: point you and I are able to enter unseen through

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Speaker 1: one of the fifteen unoccupied offices that could service a

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Speaker 1: second studio.

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Speaker 3: I feel like this happened last time. There were a

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Speaker 3: bunch of offices that were entry points.

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Speaker 6: Again.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting used to be like you just knew that like

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Speaker 1: it was it was employing a lot of hard working

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Speaker 1: people like who were about their business. And now you

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Speaker 1: see some of these empty rooms and you just go,

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Speaker 1: what happened?

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Speaker 2: I know us this is when we used to walk

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Speaker 2: into a podcasting office. This is the song we would

585
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Speaker 2: hear and now we want to go with podcasting office

586
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: were here. Yeah, people are getting absolutely sauce.

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00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 6: They're drunk as ship.

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00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 3: It's like mad, but it's like sad man.

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00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah no, turn that and m into an s just

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00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: the first one, second one, keep it.

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Speaker 3: For man, Yeah yeah, sad yeah.

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00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, make it sad man. No way, we don't want

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00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: to change second one, right, sen, that's that's not.

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00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 6: I wouldn't change that.

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00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 3: Wait, are they getting sauced on guaya quy?

596
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: No, that's the one okay thing that's that's that's safe.

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00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 3: You use this just sober up.

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00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: Well yeah, that's how they're able to kind of like

599
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: keep their eyes open through through the show as they're

600
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: drinking the Tropical Uprising guay a key.

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Speaker 3: You would think though a company would be like Tropical Uprising.

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00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: Not for my workers, right, give them ideas?

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00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well and it has yeah, I mean over

604
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: a tall glass of Tropical Uprising. One night, Hayes and

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00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: I hatched this plan to get a partner back in.

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00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 6: Here to you know, have her, if.

607
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: Not become Julia Robbers again, at least become.

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00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: The new Little.

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00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 3: Mermaid, right right right right, Halle Whaley.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Hallie Whaley Haley.

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Speaker 11: Whaley, what I've been thinking about I've been thinking about

612
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 11: steel Armstrong. Yeah, what's the story.

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Speaker 2: I guess it would help in the same way that

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00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: it helped to hear more about Salami. Heif I could

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00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 2: actually use a similar okay, and about steel Armstrong, well.

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00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: I think that stealing is like taking stuff, which is

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00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: something that we plan to do.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, that I'm okay. So now we're basically

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Speaker 2: caught up. For me, I was.

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00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: Thinking like, oh, maybe there's something with stealing stuff, is

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Speaker 1: what I was looking And then I remember the name

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00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: of the celebrity, John giel Good, and I thought John

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Speaker 1: steel I'm John steel Good. But then I thought, nobody

624
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: else is gonna know Jock.

625
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 2: It's not like a Robert Gulay level.

626
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: Like that a big superstar, yes, And then I went

627
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: on the star Well, Neil Armstrong, first man on the Moon,

628
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: first man on the Moon, Like that's a pretty timeless celebrity.

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Speaker 1: That's like almost Gulay, that's right, you know, level fame.

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Speaker 1: So I thought like that's better than geiel Good, even

631
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Speaker 1: though I liked steal Good.

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Speaker 2: I was mentally just scrolling all the star meter and

633
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 2: I wasn't coming up with with Neil Armstrong Steel Armstrong

634
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: of course. Okay, well I'm sure that was helpful for

635
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: a couple of people.

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00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look, why don't I do a different name?

637
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: Why don't I do a different name, like.

638
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: Each of us have done like two or three names.

639
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 2: Casey hasn't even done one name yet.

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00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 10: How about Stephen Stolenberg?

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00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: WHOA I really thought you were going to say Stephen.

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00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 2: Steele serg and you said Steven Stoleberg, you know, like

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00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: Steven Soderbergh, right, like the famous director Stephen stole I

644
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: thought you were going.

645
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: To say Steven Soderburglar.

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Speaker 6: Steven.

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Speaker 2: So no, I think between Stephen Stephen Berg Ueen, Stephen

648
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 2: Steelberg and Steven soder Burglar, I agree that the best

649
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 2: option is Steven Stolenberg.

650
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, turned Steve into thief my and yeah, it could

651
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: have been Steerg.

652
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 2: It's smell vote. I'm sticking with my original vote of

653
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 2: Stephen stolen Berg.

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00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 3: Okay, my new criminal name is Stiffer.

655
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 5: Steeler, Steer steel the Steelderland.

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00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 2: I like steel their land. Yeah, it's it's really good

657
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 2: to have these names. It's really helpful to have these

658
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: names going into this. And so you're lowering, lowering yourselves

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00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 2: into one of the maze of empty offices in this building. Yeah,

660
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: what's of value here? I mean, Casey, maybe you can

661
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 2: help us.

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00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: There's got to be something. There's something is going on.

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00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 10: I think all the most valuable stuff is in this room.

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00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 8: Actually, Casey.

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00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: Okay, that is so Casey and I'm robbing.

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00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 6: This guy's.

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00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 3: Really nice.

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00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm like melting at the most valuable stuff in here.

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Speaker 6: It's the friends you make along the way, right, I

670
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 6: mean that Casey.

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00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 3: Of the journey, that is I really like a workplace

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00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 3: called straddles the line between family and hidden secrets.

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00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that is nice, but I know I'm just

674
00:36:59,280 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: going to pretending.

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00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: He's pointing at his sneakers. He has this this like

676
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: these are like special, like priceless sneakers, very rare sneak.

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00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: Because well because he hand draws the designs on them.

678
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: So he's like, you can't buy this, like it's literally

679
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: priceless replacement.

680
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: He turned the solution to like d it looks like

681
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: a lacrosse.

682
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 6: Stick, and then it's like.

683
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: Paddy Mayonnaise is on the back, so it's like he's

684
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: like playing lacrosse with Paddy Mannaise.

685
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 2: I think the most valuable stuff is actually right here

686
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 2: in this room.

687
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 6: The most valuable thing. Good luck stealing this.

688
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: It's tied on.

689
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 3: Wait, so he was speaking, you know, kindly to you guys.

690
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: I was like, for people, we wanted to make it

691
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: nice for people who like the podcast and like us

692
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: and want to, like, are looking for any reason to

693
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: like Casey is so desperate to fight something to latch on.

694
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 3: I just wasn't sure if he was, you know, making

695
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 3: you guys seem special as a way to divert you

696
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: from revealing where the jewels action That.

697
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: Would be, and that would be a Casey tactic, right

698
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: to say, oh, you know, like, don't even think about stealing,

699
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: like you're the most precious thing to us. And it's

700
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: like okay. So then it's in Marty's office. There's a

701
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: man here named Marty Gras who works here.

702
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, mm hmmm.

703
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 6: He is.

704
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: It's a it's a year round party with him. Yeah.

705
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: He drives like a big float to the office and

706
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: big heads is like a.

707
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 6: King cake for lunch every day.

708
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just a true wild man.

709
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

710
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: Yeahs like a big tall grenade drink an the hurricanes.

711
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 6: And I think that.

712
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: Uh.

713
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: I think that probably it's all a put on of

714
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: like this big wow, like I don't know it going on,

715
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: and it's you know, he's sort of like sloppy like

716
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: a fox a little bit. Ye, and that actually probably

717
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: there is a safe or something under his floor that

718
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: we're going to have to access.

719
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 3: Did you say sloppy like a fox?

720
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 8: Yeah?

721
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 6: Did you like it?

722
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 3: I don't think I've met a sloppy.

723
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 2: Fox, like if there's a different animal that you would use.

724
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 3: No, I've always thought foxes are typically known as kind

725
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 3: and organized. I didn't know they're sloppy.

726
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I was playing off of like a popular expression.

727
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: How is he like a fox? Or stupid like a fox?

728
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: You know things that I'm an immigrant, Like, I'm an immigrant.

729
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 3: I wasn't born in this room, so I don't know

730
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 3: your customs.

731
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: Okay, well as someone who was born in this room.

732
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 2: If you've been in this room even.

733
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 6: Twenty minutes, you've heard me say some variation on a

734
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 6: fox idiot, So that's true.

735
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 3: That's true. I think I was trying to pretend to

736
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 3: fit in, you know, when you just want to be accepted.

737
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 8: So they eat like little moles and stuff like that's.

738
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, much sloppier than they eat live animals.

739
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 3: Who are covered.

740
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: In over their face incredibly freaking hole in the dirt.

741
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 6: They dig a little hole in the dirt and go, Okay.

742
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 2: This is bad. This is my.

743
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 3: Slept in a hole.

744
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally fair, not saying it's good or bad, just

745
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: saying that it could be considered a little sloppy. Yeah,

746
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: when I have, when I have slept in a hole,

747
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: and yes, we've all done it. Yeah, if someone called

748
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: me sloppy that day, I don't think guy would have

749
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: had a great defense against that.

750
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 3: You know, anyway, we can continue. I just that tripped

751
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 3: me up, and I was like, it's about time you

752
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: stood up for yourself.

753
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I always want to celebrate people like finding themselves

754
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,919
Speaker 1: on this show and like finding new dimensions and and

755
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: like push back on me all day.

756
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 6: I can take it.

757
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: You know, steel sharpened steel.

758
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I want it.

759
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: I want to.

760
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: Steal sharpened steel, steal sharpened thief. I was saying, do

761
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: you know the band there's a band, like an indie

762
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: band called big Thief. What about this for for a

763
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: name for a criminal?

764
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 6: Big stolen Thief?

765
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 3: That's good? Yeah, that's good.

766
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 6: Well, maybe I'm called big stolen thief.

767
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 2: So just an idea you haven't said, you know, And

768
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 2: there's nothing outside of this room that's valuable, all the

769
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: more reason to have a second studio.

770
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 6: There's a whole merch desk out there.

771
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 2: There's a merch desk.

772
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 10: I have heard there is a safe somewhere in the building,

773
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 10: but they not safe anymore.

774
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 8: Exactly.

775
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: The safe's in danger because the fucking crew is here.

776
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 6: Every con has its pros.

777
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: Folks, Kevin, do you have any other criminal names?

778
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 4: Thief jobs, Wow, thief robs, thief, thief robs.

779
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 3: Robs, the original bad Apple, run to the core thief robs.

780
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 2: Imagine if he were still around, he would have never

781
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 2: let this this should happens.

782
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 3: He's always dressed for a heist, a black right.

783
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

784
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 10: I have one more name. Take Jalen Hall.

785
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 8: Take Jalen Hall h a ull Take Jalen Hall Wow,

786
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 8: Jen take stealing.

787
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: Take tail and take Jillen Hall away your stuff, haul

788
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: it away.

789
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: Take Steve Jabs would wear that stuff and he was

790
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 2: like on stage and yeah, it just looked like his

791
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 2: head was floating, Yes.

792
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 3: Like he was doing like motion capture.

793
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, but he would never with this ship.

794
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 2: What about have never had to handle their asked?

795
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 6: What about this criminal name?

796
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 2: Mc gee?

797
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 6: Hope, I don't steal anything, nick G.

798
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 2: I hope I won't steal anything.

799
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 8: Mc g I hope I don't steal anything, nick G.

800
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: I hope I don't just help myself to some of

801
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: this stuff.

802
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 2: Who is there like a CFO here? Who's like, who's

803
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: in charge of the money? It's you as I.

804
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 10: Don't think we have a CFO. We have a CEO,

805
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 10: a c t O c O O. Wow, I don't

806
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 10: think there's a CFO.

807
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 3: Wow, that's the.

808
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: Just loose bills flying.

809
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that must be the tax loophole. You don't have

810
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 3: a CFO. Ops, No one's controlling the money.

811
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 2: There's nobody to throw the book at. The book just

812
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: keeps going. That flies out the window. Let's go through the.

813
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 10: ORG chart, all right, So Marty is CEO, Marty CEO, Okay,

814
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 10: I'm here. Cohen is co O O.

815
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, jac and I thought so Amir cones the

816
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: project with Jake.

817
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 10: No, we got two emirs here, okay?

818
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: One yeah, one in each bathroom?

819
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you have dueling emirs.

820
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, we're looking at mers.

821
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: Every time they see each other Jesus like I'm looking

822
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 1: at a mirror.

823
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 10: Jake and Emir are the c CEOs. Yeah, Katie was

824
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 10: buried at CEO. Katie Moose is the VP of production. Okay,

825
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 10: this is just off the top of my head.

826
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 6: Jeff palmade it is.

827
00:45:54,320 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: Uh you've met Jeff mister person of course missus person,

828
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: real guy.

829
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 6: And he were he works really closely with not fake.

830
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: Casey being like this is And I just named three

831
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 2: people just like completely off the top of my head.

832
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 2: So that's just off the dome as the three people

833
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: his name, So.

834
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 6: I think we'll all agree.

835
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 3: Okay, my new criminal name is Rob Costas. Every penny.

836
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: Rob cost us every penny, Rob cost us every every penny.

837
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's what great thieves do, is they

838
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: cost you every penny. Every Rob Costas every penny.

839
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 8: Where are you going?

840
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: He's gonna go explain.

841
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 9: Or Andrew Heist Clay Andrewist Clay.

842
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 2: Sure are a lot of a lot of people out there,

843
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: are a lot of people, and they do have names,

844
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 2: don't they?

845
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: Okay, and that's one thing this podcast has never.

846
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 6: Shied away from.

847
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 2: Where's he going? What? Oh fuck?

848
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 6: Did Kevin just.

849
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 3: Go to do Is he going to give us a clue?

850
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 2: He just went and got something, aren't.

851
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: Kevin left and he's like trying to like.

852
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: He just stole out of here.

853
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: He's like asking to work for a different show. When

854
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: I came in, he was talking to Anya about maybe

855
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: we should get her in here.

856
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 3: That's true. Away.

857
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: First of all, she pulled him out to have a

858
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: private conversation and he was helping her with like production

859
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: questions for Adam Connover's show.

860
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: Wow, look at that, Kevin, you pulled it off. I

861
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 2: forgot that you did this last time. You stole three

862
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 2: different things. You stole a mere pillow, a friggin eyepad.

863
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 2: Is that a mirror on that pillow?

864
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: Jeeve jobs, thief robs, he got the Apple product and then.

865
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 2: That's Jake on the other side.

866
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: That's take yeah yet.

867
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 2: And you got the Spider Man back.

868
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: The spider hoop, Wow, across the spider hoop.

869
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 6: Incredible.

870
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: The brilliant minds of Lord and Miller have come up

871
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: with a hoop that you could.

872
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 6: Never imagine before.

873
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: It's a totally new way to look at hoops.

874
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,959
Speaker 3: Was that sort of a demonstration because he stole those

875
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 3: really fast?

876
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 6: That was crazy?

877
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it fucked me up.

878
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 6: Now I'm wondering what he's taken from me.

879
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but speaking of stealing, Kevin, I want to talk

880
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: about this. When I came in, Anya, who is far

881
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: as I know, you have no reason to talk to

882
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: other than when she's helping us with this show, was

883
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 1: quizzing you on how you could help improve the production

884
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: of Adam Connover's show, a show you do not work for.

885
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: And then she came in and like pulled you outside

886
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: in the hallway to have a conversation that I was

887
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: not allowed to hear. And she went, it's not a secret,

888
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: which like, that's just what's.

889
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 2: On with a secret, would say. And then you stole

890
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 2: that stuff and I saw Anya helped you, and so

891
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 2: you put it all next to us, and then we

892
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 2: get blamed for we get fired. You get to go

893
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 2: work on Adam Conover's show when instill all that stuff

894
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 2: and was so fast.

895
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: And my new criminal name is Adam Khan. You o Khan,

896
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: You get over.

897
00:49:53,360 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: Every Conover has its Bye Hollywood, Hamburg