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Speaker 1: Kenobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: communication and it infrastructures simply through a single vendor with

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Speaker 1: maximum of time and simplicity. It's another Jubila on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving five. You know this is even speaking,

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Speaker 1: not Canna help you. Alli. My name is Seth. You

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Speaker 1: say her name is Evan. That's correct, Hey, Evan. So

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Speaker 1: you obviously work at the funeral home, right I do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're probably the person I want to talk to. Then, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm attending a service later today, Okay, and I

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Speaker 1: just found out that I need somebody, hopefully you, to

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Speaker 1: sign some paperwork for me when I get there. What

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Speaker 1: type of paperwork we're talking about. It's sort of a

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Speaker 1: long story. I'd rather not go to all the details.

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Speaker 1: But technically, and I hate to use that word, technically,

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Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to be within a few hundred yards

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Speaker 1: of a funeral home without any particular details. That sounds

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Speaker 1: very shady and I can't. Okay, well, I can give

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Speaker 1: you the details if you absolutely need them. I just

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Speaker 1: I think I think that would help for Okay. It

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Speaker 1: was a few years ago, and I was kind of drunk,

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Speaker 1: so I broke into a funeral home and I found

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Speaker 1: a couple of the bodies in there. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it sounds it sounds worse than it was. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I didn't do anything weird with them. Um, I just

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Speaker 1: brought them out on the front lawn and staged them

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Speaker 1: to look like they were playing volleyball. That's a joke, right, No,

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Speaker 1: no one would do that. No, No, I did it.

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Speaker 1: I was drunk and I thought it was I thought

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Speaker 1: it would be funny. I even went to Walmart and

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Speaker 1: put up a volleyball net and everything. I got a ball.

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's some of the things you look back

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Speaker 1: on and go, I probably shouldn't have done that. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's bull There's no way to no I did. You

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Speaker 1: can google it. There are pictures on Google. It made

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Speaker 1: the news for the wrong reason, okay, because, like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be funny, and I guess

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Speaker 1: bad timing. Maybe that's not bad timing, you big dead

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Speaker 1: people playing volleyball taste. I don't know, but that's just

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Speaker 1: saying that kind of sound funny to you. Oh that's

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Speaker 1: not funny. That sounds horrible. I know it was I

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Speaker 1: guess in bad taste. I didn't know at the time.

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Speaker 1: I looked. I was alone. I was just drinking by myself,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, here's a really funny idea. You

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Speaker 1: want a loan when you did this? Yeah, then I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I was just at home drinking, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, you would be hysterical if I went down

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Speaker 1: the street and stage to look like a couple of

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Speaker 1: corpses are playing volleyball. That is easily the most thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard. And I've been in this business for

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Speaker 1: twenty years. You're telling me that you've never thought about

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Speaker 1: staging a couple of the bodies playing a sport. Any

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Speaker 1: sport could be baseball, Absolutely not. I guess the tough

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Speaker 1: part with baseball will be getting to hold a bat though. Huh,

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Speaker 1: do you hear yourself? You're still thinking about how to

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Speaker 1: do this and all this like like the pifics that

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Speaker 1: go into it. No, no, no, no, I figured this

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Speaker 1: is your business and you've probably thought about doing something

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Speaker 1: like that before. So I'm just no, man, you were

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Speaker 1: up in the head. Hey, I don't think I deserve that,

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Speaker 1: do I? You know that's no, you deserve that. You

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Speaker 1: deserve that. That's warranted. Come on, man, I'm all right.

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Speaker 1: I was class clown. I'm kind of a prankster. That's

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Speaker 1: just kind of what I do. I haven't met plenty

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Speaker 1: of class clowns, and none of them pose dead bodies

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Speaker 1: around playing sports, period. So can you sign my paperwork?

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Speaker 1: I was confused. You haven't answered that question. There is

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Speaker 1: no way I'm signed that piece of day before you.

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Speaker 1: If I walk in and their bodies playing badminton or croquet,

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Speaker 1: I am gone my job. I promise you that was

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Speaker 1: a one time thing. I would never do that. Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't like badminton or croque. I don't think that

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Speaker 1: would be funny. Those are sports about the sport. Man.

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Speaker 1: Are you listening to yourself? I'm listening to myself perfectly.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying I made a mistake by staging those bodies

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Speaker 1: to play volleyball years ago when I was drunk, and

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Speaker 1: I need to go to a service today at your

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Speaker 1: funeral home, and I would really appreciate it if you

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Speaker 1: would sign my waiver. I'm not doing it no way.

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Speaker 1: All right. Look, I won't go to the service, I

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Speaker 1: won't come to your funeral home. But what if I

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Speaker 1: meet you later, like after hours for a little ping

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Speaker 1: pong if you know what I mean. No, you're talking

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Speaker 1: about pub body. No, I was saying you and I

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Speaker 1: could play ping pong. I'm not talking to you anymore.

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Speaker 1: I am telling my director and we'll be willing for you.

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Speaker 1: There is no way you're getting in this building. Well,

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Speaker 1: what if I tell you that this is a prank call?

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Speaker 1: Then does that help? Are you serious? Yeah? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Your cousin

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Speaker 1: John set you up. He told me that you work

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Speaker 1: at a funeral home and he wanted me to prank you.

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Speaker 1: Real cool. I thought I could come by later with

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Speaker 1: a surfboard. We could make a body hang ten. What

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Speaker 1: do you think? Oh my god, dude, every morning, weekday

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Speaker 1: morning on the twenties, call out to win five hundred

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Speaker 1: bucks one eight six six, moving ninety two five. I

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Speaker 1: need motivision. My one solution is my queen, because she's

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Speaker 1: this strong yea, she is always in my corner right

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Speaker 1: there when no one all these other girls