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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. I'm John Fuzzy Navel and

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Speaker 1: welcome to Stupid Internet Questions, the world's most exciting new

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Speaker 1: game show. Yes, Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask you

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody's wondering on the dot com. What

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Speaker 1: is today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you asked, because

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Speaker 1: we're about to discuss in another exciting round of Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. I'm John Fuzzy Navel and here we go.

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Speaker 1: What is today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 1: Today's stupid Internet question is how often should you vacuum?

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Speaker 1: How often should question me? Yeah, I wonder vacuums more

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Speaker 1: than anybody I've ever met in my entire You make

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Speaker 1: it sound worse than it is. I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: a bad thing. I think it's great. How much you vacuum?

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Speaker 1: Because I see how much comes up with Alex vacums

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Speaker 1: Alex and armery if you didn't know that, by the way,

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Speaker 1: So she shows me the filter thingy and it's the

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Speaker 1: next day, hour, even every day full of course like

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Speaker 1: the dust though I'm really allergic to dust. So I've

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Speaker 1: noticed that since i've been vacuuming a lot more often.

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Speaker 1: My allergies have been a lot better, So I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna keep vacuuming a lot and it's fine. It's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: So how often would you say that somebody should vacuum

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Speaker 1: them I feel like, if you do wear shoes in

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Speaker 1: the house every day, you should vacuum every day. If

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Speaker 1: you don't, worsh's in the house like every other day.

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Speaker 1: And if you have carpet, you should vacum twice today.

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Speaker 1: If I do vacuum, if you have carpet, you should

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Speaker 1: burn your house down. I hate carpet. It's disgusting. We

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Speaker 1: do have carpet in our house, and Alex vacuums at

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Speaker 1: least twice a day. It's victoria. Is it? Like? He

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Speaker 1: vacuum like in the morning and at night. It depends

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Speaker 1: like yeah I do, I don't keep yeah, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: I do vacuum like half the time of morning. Like

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Speaker 1: I love that. You like vacuum when you brush your

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Speaker 1: teeth rust people are brushing. I think has actually done that.

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Speaker 1: I think I walked down the hallway one time and

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Speaker 1: she walked by me with a toothbrush in her mouth.

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Speaker 1: Vacuum productivity. It's fine at all. Hey, you like to

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Speaker 1: vacuum like clean carpet. But then it's funny because then

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Speaker 1: she comes into the studio and has like a vacuum,

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Speaker 1: like a small one for the studio. What may tell

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Speaker 1: you how much Just is in the studio. The other day,

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Speaker 1: we were driving. Alex and I are married, like I said,

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Speaker 1: so we drive together. We're driving. Today's stupid internet question

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Speaker 1: is how often should you vacuum? And I'm just sitting there.

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Speaker 1: I think I was on my phone or my iPad

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Speaker 1: doing something, and all of a sudden, right next to

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Speaker 1: my ears, you will bust it out of handheld vacuum

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Speaker 1: out of nowhere and vacuum shoulder. Wait, were you driving

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Speaker 1: and you pulled it out? Or probably and driving? But

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Speaker 1: nothing has a stick shift too, daking coffee vacuum on

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Speaker 1: my shoulder. It's pretty impressive. So if you asked me

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Speaker 1: about ten times a day, okay, Alex's answer, Hey, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: what's your answer? How often should you vacuum? Oh? Gosh,

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Speaker 1: I would say like every three days? Why every three days?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's like what a good two times

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Speaker 1: a week? Pretty reasonable? Yeah, that seems like more than

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Speaker 1: most people. I think that's very fair. Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know so, Yeah, you can train cats to use a

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Speaker 1: toilet like a person. Can you train them to vacuum

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Speaker 1: because they should be picking up after themselves? I think

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Speaker 1: they don't even pay ranch, Yeah, tyrone. How often should

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Speaker 1: you vacuum? I think you should vacuum when you walk

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Speaker 1: in your room and you look down and the cockroaches

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Speaker 1: are singing. We that's when you move out here? Who

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Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? You have a good boy. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I hate cockroaches, but if that was happening, I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: this is just an amazing opportunity. I can't miss out

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Speaker 1: on the singing along with I try, you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: Plus I don't want to step on the cockroaches because

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Speaker 1: then I guess more eggs happen, and then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have like a thousand of those. Ye yeah, so you

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Speaker 1: gotta be careful you'll make more. I'm now going to

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Speaker 1: vacuum every five minutes based on that. I don't want

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Speaker 1: any local conquerence today. See what a net question is,

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Speaker 1: how often should you vacuum? I'd usually just go like

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Speaker 1: once a week. I would say, I love in like

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Speaker 1: a small apartment Victoria. It's hardwood floors. You know. I

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Speaker 1: do have a dog, but she's loaded the ground small. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't really go anywhere. So and when I say

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Speaker 1: once a week, I mean the like room bow one,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't do it myself. I don't get a

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Speaker 1: chance to vacuate much anymore because Alex and I are

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Speaker 1: married and she's vacuum. So I was saying about that

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Speaker 1: yesterday when I was vacuuming. I was like, how come

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Speaker 1: he never vacuum because I vacuum. I actually like vacuum too.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. Though. You can literally take the document

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Speaker 1: whenever you want and vacuum. Okay, I'm not gonna go

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Speaker 1: vacuum right after you vacuum. Well you'll be surprised how

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Speaker 1: much you like. Yeah, okay, we'll all vacuum where. But

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Speaker 1: you're gonna hate it because I do everything very slow,

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Speaker 1: and like I need to set aside two hours because

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Speaker 1: I like to make those little vacuum lines. And also

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Speaker 1: in the closet. I did it one time with one

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Speaker 1: of the vacuums and it did put the lines and

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Speaker 1: I stopped myself because it was like I could be

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Speaker 1: in here for like three hours getting these lines right.

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