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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, fifteen, Episode

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Speaker 1: one of Daily Like Guys production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness and say, officially, off the top,

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Speaker 1: fuck the Koch Brothers and they're Coke Industries and Fox

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Speaker 1: News dangerous. It's Monday, January six. Were gonna say, two, Jamie,

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Speaker 1: what do you did you see those? Barbara? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brian. Okay, hey's like gang your

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Speaker 1: daddy's home. He's not going to leave you all alone

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Speaker 1: thinking about this dolfuster fire. Oh I'm Jack O'Brien. That

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Speaker 1: is courtesy of Milk Swagger, and I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined by my special guest co host, Jamie Loft, and

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Speaker 1: we all say, oh, well, I never was ever a freak.

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Speaker 1: I guess I clever, res magic, little Zamboney do do do?

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Speaker 1: That's if you haven't seen cats, Oh I've never heard it.

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Speaker 1: You've got It's it's wild to me that you have

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Speaker 1: not seen it yet. And it's actually I think four people.

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Speaker 1: I'm ashamed. No, it actually did better than you would

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Speaker 1: expect for being what it made back like twelve percent

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Speaker 1: of it, and we love that for cats, I do

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Speaker 1: uh And we're thrilled to be joined in our third

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Speaker 1: seat by the hilarious and talented what's up listen? What's

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Speaker 1: up with you? Guys? Thrilled to have you. We're thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be back to be here rising for ing my

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Speaker 1: best life. How was your holiday? How is your New Year?

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Speaker 1: How was your fun? I was in New York and

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Speaker 1: then I flew back on Christmas. Um lots of people

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Speaker 1: in the airport, which I was not expecting, but all

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Speaker 1: pretty cheap to fly that day, right, it was cheaper,

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Speaker 1: that's why. But also a lot of dressed up dogs.

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Speaker 1: They're all like flying to and from home occasion shuts

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Speaker 1: down dog. Tell me you wouldn't watch a Disney Plus

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Speaker 1: movie called Unsupervised Dogs. I would watch it. Isn't that

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Speaker 1: what a Lady in the trap? Lady in the Tramp

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Speaker 1: is sort of actually Lady in the Tramp. I've watched

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Speaker 1: the first twenty minutes twice I watched. I watched most

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Speaker 1: of it in my and Sonny was like transfixed. It

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Speaker 1: was like barking at the CG dogs because something wasn't

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Speaker 1: quite right. What problematic thing do you think he was

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Speaker 1: screaming at the saying it was like, why aren't they like,

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Speaker 1: why aren't they cussing? I just wish that the testa

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Speaker 1: toms and dog was swearing. Do you think that they

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Speaker 1: dogs get mad at that they have stereotypes about different breeds?

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Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder. I don't know. I think anytime

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Speaker 1: Sonny barks at a dog, I'm like, he's calling her

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Speaker 1: a bit and he's not wrong, but it's not right. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let me smell that hole. All right, Well, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: actually talk a little bit about cats and probably we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in

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Speaker 1: a moment. But first we're gonna tell our listeners a

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Speaker 1: couple of things. We're talking about. Uh. Cats, Obviously, we're

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Speaker 1: going to talk about the situation with you were on.

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Speaker 1: What is happening? We're at war? Maybe going to be

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Speaker 1: who knows. Uh. We are going to talk about the

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Speaker 1: most perfectly timed viral campaign at the end of last

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Speaker 1: week by Cole's and under armour. Um. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about Democratic primary. We're gonna talk about Marquise Zuckerberg costco

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Speaker 1: He's totally normal eddies. Uh segue is back and she's

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Speaker 1: more dystopian than ever. All of that and plenty more.

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Speaker 1: But first we like to ask our guests, polaby, what

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's revealing a bad

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Speaker 1: who you are? Um, I just searched. I had a

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Speaker 1: tweet about communion, so I searched to make sure I

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Speaker 1: knew what communion was. Yeah, and it's exactly what I

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Speaker 1: thought it was because my tweet was me finding out

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Speaker 1: what communion is. And it's like, make sure you're not

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Speaker 1: ignorant while being ignorant. That's right. They're the least crispy crackers,

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Speaker 1: but they do mount in the mouth. Do you in

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Speaker 1: the hand? Do you guys like find I don't know,

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Speaker 1: everybody crackers. That's part of the Catholic ritual, is I think?

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Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, there's like very ritual hand washing where

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Speaker 1: you for a little bit of cold water over their hand.

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Speaker 1: They're like, I want like a good seeing happy birthday

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Speaker 1: Catholic ritinals both sinister and weirdly comforting because you're just

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Speaker 1: Did anything like prompt this my mom, Well, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: mom's best friend is wicked, okay, and she she's the

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Speaker 1: we were wickens for for a second and then we

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, we don't, Uncle, I don't think you

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Speaker 1: understand what's going on. I feel like that is everyone

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Speaker 1: has like a certain uncle who's searching for searching. I

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Speaker 1: tried to invent a hand sanitizer that's like, but it's

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Speaker 1: a bracelet. He I think he like took his like

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Speaker 1: my cousin's like college money and was like, hand sanitizer

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Speaker 1: for a job for his son. Now. I hope your

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Speaker 1: uncle finds I also hope that uncle shout out, what

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Speaker 1: is something you think is overrated? Um? Oh was what

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Speaker 1: so bad. The poop gets everywhere. So people who have kids,

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Speaker 1: imagine if your baby's ass was harry it would be

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Speaker 1: because every time I tell them that my dog has accidents,

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Speaker 1: Do not use them. They're so bad. But they're so cute.

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Speaker 1: very cute. Like just walking them, like watching them with

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Speaker 1: have roommates that are not in comedy. Oh you guys

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Speaker 1: have other lives and aren't narcissistic. Yeah. Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 1: like having roommates who aren't necessarily like part of your

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Speaker 1: you can't access in your life. It's great, It's that

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Speaker 1: speaking of all sorts of orgasms, Jamie, you saw Cats?

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Speaker 1: to Cats. Let's see where Cats is? Okay, So okay,

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Speaker 1: So Cats is? I think I think the new Rocky

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Speaker 1: it at midnight. It's so horrific to look at. But

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Speaker 1: there's no One of the great things about it is

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Speaker 1: that there's no way to spoil it for anyone. You

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Speaker 1: It's just cat after cat after cat coming out being like,

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Speaker 1: Elba shows up and turns them into dust, and that

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Speaker 1: but it was like written and directed by two straight

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Speaker 1: white guys, and so they were just like, um, this

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Speaker 1: is feminism, right, and you're like, no, so that was whatever.

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Speaker 1: Little Women liked it? Cats, I mean by far who

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Speaker 1: I loved it so much? Which of those three which

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Speaker 1: will stick with me? Cats? But I really did like

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Speaker 1: Little Women too, Little Women Too, Little Women, Little Women,

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Speaker 1: It's time Beth lives spoiler alert. Someone yelled at me

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Speaker 1: for spoiling little I was like this shut. I saw

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Speaker 1: a tweet recently that was like at the there's a

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Speaker 1: cut scene at the end of Little Women where Beth

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Speaker 1: Sanders drop like, we need you do you look that up?

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Speaker 1: Whose tweet that is so we can cite them. It's

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Speaker 1: a great time. It's really funny. Um, but yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: good to everyone yet Yeah, I loved uncut Gems. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen it yet. I saw Knives Out. I did.

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00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: It was so good and it was it's so it's

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00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: so perfect. It's the perfect movie. And it's one another

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Speaker 1: one of these movies that's like an original, it's not

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Speaker 1: part of like existing I p And it's doing really

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Speaker 1: well at the box office. So maybe that will be

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Speaker 1: the trend of the twenties. Maybe we'll stop making nothing

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Speaker 1: but sequels. I'm going to go see a Little Women too.

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Speaker 1: There's Bets Revenge I'm going to go see it, I

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Speaker 1: think one more time, because Ryan Johnson did like a

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Speaker 1: director's commentary that you can like bring to the movie

448
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: theater with you and listen while you watch it. I

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Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go do that. It's like a museum.

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Speaker 1: He was one of my favorite interviews on I think

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Speaker 1: it was the Girl Is In Hoodies podcast, which we

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Speaker 1: now have the on grant Land. We now have the

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Speaker 1: descendant of that with all the women from that show

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Speaker 1: called Nightcall on our network. But they interviewed Ryan Johnson

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00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: and he was so interesting to listen to him. He's

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00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: such a smart, like just interesting person, Like his thinking

457
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: about movies is really interesting. I liked it so much

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00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, why aren't movies like this? Seems simple,

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00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 1: it's just a good script and then good performances and

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00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: like being self aware, like why are not all movies?

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Speaker 1: It's also it's like one of I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: feel like it made me think about how rare it

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Speaker 1: is to be able to tell that everyone who's performing

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Speaker 1: is enjoying themselves. Every other movies I've seen recently where

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Speaker 1: I'm like they did a good job, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think that they were like having to be there like

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Speaker 1: everyone and ves that seemed like they were so happy

468
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Speaker 1: to be in that movie. Uh well, you'll be disappointed

469
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Speaker 1: to know that the studio has quietly rolled back all

470
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 1: their campaigns to have Cats nominated for Academy Awards. Mistake, mistake, truly.

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Speaker 1: I think that them taking the Taylor Swift song out

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Speaker 1: of the original song consideration is is a mistake. Yes,

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Speaker 1: uh well, I over the break saw The Family Stone,

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Speaker 1: which is a very old Christmas movie that I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It was fine, and uh I saw The Grinch the

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Speaker 1: New Grinch on Netflix five times. I saw the Netflix

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Speaker 1: documentary Don't Funk with Cats. Oh my god, I saw that.

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Speaker 1: Watch to watch. I don't want to watch it. It

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00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: makes you very uncomfortable the whole time. You're never comfortable

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Speaker 1: and you're just like, what is this happening? And I

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00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: kept having to look away, yeah, like because I was

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Speaker 1: so almost crying. All right. Actually, before we get into

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Speaker 1: the details of the plot from this documentary, spoiler alert, guys,

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Speaker 1: If you want to watch this documentary, which has lots

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Speaker 1: of twists and turns, uh you fast forward a couple

486
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Speaker 1: of minutes three three minutes. What do you think how

487
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: long did we talk about four minutes? Hunting me for

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Speaker 1: a lifetime though, But it's about this like guy who

489
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: put up these videos of him torturing cats and then

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00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: a Facebook group was formed to find him, and the

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Speaker 1: methods that they use are good, like yeah, smart, but

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00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 1: like unethical and like yeah, oh yeah, very and it

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00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: was it was just like vigilante people like searching for it.

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Speaker 1: And then yeah, and then he ends up like I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I like it's not a spoiler because

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00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: it's already happened in real life, right, yeah, but he

497
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: like kills someone. He kills a person because it was

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Speaker 1: escalating his videos. And then he was he was a

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Speaker 1: Canadian guy and he sent the body parts to like

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Speaker 1: the Canadian like it he like and it was and

501
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: these people were tracking him and the police weren't like

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Speaker 1: listening to them or like what it's a wild Like

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Speaker 1: I think that the documentary maybe gave a little bit

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00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: too much credit to the internet vigilantes, but it was

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Speaker 1: really interesting. I feel like you shouldn't encourage it too much.

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00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: Of the marathon, Yeah, the Boston marathon bombing was really scary.

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Speaker 1: That's what like, because I was I was in there

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, that's definitely the dude. Like

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00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't writing that, but I was like I was

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00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: following it closely and like trusting Reddit and like ready

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Speaker 1: for them to like take out this guy who it

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00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: totally wasn't. We were in our basement apartment like in Boston,

513
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: like they found him and they hadn't, and there was

514
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: like a sort of story about that and don't funk

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Speaker 1: with us where they thought they had found him and

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Speaker 1: they ended up kind of targeting this like a person

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Speaker 1: who was struggling with depression who ended up um taking

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Speaker 1: their own life. It was bad. And then else at

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Speaker 1: the end, I hated the end. The end was like

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Speaker 1: the last ending. The end, like they were like, we

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Speaker 1: don't know if we encouraged him, but because he joined

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Speaker 1: the group, like the guy, Oh yeah, he win the

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Speaker 1: group and he gave them clues, like and that's why

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00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: they were like honest, that's the only reason that they like.

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00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,959
Speaker 1: But like and so they're like, we don't know if

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Speaker 1: we encouraged him because he wanted the attention. And then

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Speaker 1: at the end, like so she's telling her story, right

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00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: and then she's looking at a person off camera, and

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Speaker 1: then at the end, she turns and makes eye contact

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Speaker 1: with a camera and she's like, she's basically gives you

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Speaker 1: a lecture of whether or not you should even be

532
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: watching this documentary and that you're in the fucking documentary.

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Speaker 1: At the end, she's like, so, I don't know if

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00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm like but it's so shocking because she looks into

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Speaker 1: the camera for the first time. It's like the Peloton

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00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: ad where you're like, feels kind of funny. It ends

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00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: very similar to Cats because at the end of Cats

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Speaker 1: the movie, Judy Dench breaks the fourth wall and it's like,

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00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: no that you've seen Cats. How she sings this long

540
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: it's in the musical, but she sings this whole song

541
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: about like you should be nice to your cat, ask

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00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: them what their name is. Like, it's she breaks the

543
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: much like don't funk with Cats. They It's just a

544
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: woman out of nowhere breaking the fourth wall and making

545
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: you feel not. I feel like the toxoplasmosis parasite is

546
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: a lot stronger than we thought. A lot of Cats

547
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: content wholesome movie that is very good. Klaus on Netflix

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Speaker 1: k L a U s it's like an original and

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00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: it's like the origin story of Santa clause. But it's

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00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: all like it's so good. It's a documentary. No, it's

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00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: an animated, it's another Internet. They hunt down Santa Claus

552
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: and murder him. No, No, it's like it's an animated

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00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: like children's but it's like the first Santa Claus came from. Yeah,

554
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: but it's like it's just so good, and it comes

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00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: up with like clever ways of his origin story, like

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00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: another way it could be. You know, it's not like

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00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: real but but yeah, cool, it's like Batman begins for

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00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Yeah, it's so good though. An animation is amazing.

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00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: But this time next year we'll be talking about Santa

560
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: University and how it just came out to critical acclaim. Yeah. Absolutely,

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00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: all right, we're going to a quick break and we'll

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00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: be back with all the bad stuff. And we're back.

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00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: And yeah, as Jamie just pointed out, we talked for

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Speaker 1: a half hour without bringing up the fact that World

565
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: War three maybe starting. Yeah, we're gonna bring in super

566
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: producer on A Hosnier, who's been following this story more

567
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: closely than I have. Uh, and yeah, your family is

568
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: from Iran. Uh, what's up an? Anyboddy? Um? Yeah, you

569
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: know um. I mean, if you've been on the internet,

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00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: maybe you've seen the world War three is coming, which

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00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: I mean world War three. I don't know. That's kind

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00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: of a weird thing to say, because it's more um

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Speaker 1: maybe you heard uh Wes decided to um kill assassin

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00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: assassinate uh custom Solemnei who is the um Well, he

575
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: was the military leader of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, which

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00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: the US has. The U S and other countries like

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00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: sad Arebia have designated them as a terrorist group, so

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00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: they killed him in a drune strike at the Baghdad

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Speaker 1: Airport in Iraq. Honestly, I was I was at you know,

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00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: classically l a Ana. I was at Whole Foods when

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Speaker 1: I got the news news alert and uh yeah. And

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Speaker 1: there was a moment while I was standing in the

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Speaker 1: hot food area where I think I I saw the

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Speaker 1: news alert and then I think I stood in place

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00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: just like in complete like panic, like not like panic,

586
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 1: but just like oh for about ten minutes because a

587
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: woman like pushed me aside, was like stiff me, I

588
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: need to get to my bac and cheese, and to me,

589
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: I was like goodbye, lady. Like it was it was

590
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: just so I can't really it just context. Don't you

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00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: realize we're all day. I was like, yeah, I enjoy

592
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: your mac cheese, bitch, because that's it. But to give

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00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: some context, this man Soleimani, while known as a very

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00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: evil man to us and most Iranians, Um, well yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you live within the country, some people

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00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: support the regimes, some people don't. As it goes, um,

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00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: but he's a known for being a very hardline leader.

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00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 1: He was um loved by the Supreme Leader of Homany

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00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: maybe you know who that is, but he is the

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00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: literal Supreme Leader of Iran and one of the most

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00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: terrifying people on earth. Um. There are pictures and video

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00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: of him kind of consoling the family and like, you know,

603
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: with a photograph of him next. Yeah, let's just say

604
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: this man us like the number two in Iran in

605
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: a sense, not literally like he wasn't like, oh I'm

606
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: one step below the Supreme Leader, but he basically wasn't.

607
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: How he was treated with respect, and his his opinions,

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00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,240
Speaker 1: how like his feelings on things were they were taken

609
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: very seriously. So he could go to the Supreme Leader

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00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: and be like I want to do this, and the

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00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: Supreme Leader would be like, hey, you know what, Sleimani,

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00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: I trust you. And that's kind of the intense situation

613
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: we're in and is we killed. Basically, it's like if Um,

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00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: you kill someone's best friend and that person is very

615
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: uh dangerous, and Uh is going to react, definitely going

616
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,919
Speaker 1: to react because he's like, Yo, you killed my best friend. Um.

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00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: In another way, it's like we showed up and we

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00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: killed Pompeo and we would all be like, damn, that

619
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: was too bad. Well our loss, Like it's not going

620
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: to go down that way. It's actually we've made a

621
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: big old gath to explain it. So what was the

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00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: leader up to? So at the end of December Um

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00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like tension in Iraq right now.

624
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: Iran has a lot of influence in Iraq, which Iraq

625
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily like because they're trying to run their own

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00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: country and they're trying to come back from the Saddam

627
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: Hussein Day's like there's and you know there was Isis

628
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 1: had taken control. Like there's so much going on in Iraq.

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Speaker 1: I feel like has been trying to get back on

630
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: their feet and it's not really been possible because of

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Speaker 1: all the kind of proxy war is going on within

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Speaker 1: the country. UM So, a US civilian contractor was killed

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Speaker 1: and several troops were injured in a rocket attack in

634
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 1: Kirkuk and UM the militia group that goes by Katab

635
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: hez Bola was blamed. And if you kind of know

636
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,280
Speaker 1: hes Bola has been said to be an Iranian proxy group.

637
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: There's a lot it's hard to understand who is getting

638
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: from what, but a lot of these and kirk Kok

639
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: is in Iraq, yes, kox in Iraq sorry, and a

640
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: US civilian contractors, So it wasn't the US troop. It

641
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: was probably someone who was like yeah, being like hey,

642
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: I could get you these weapons for a good priise. UM.

643
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: And then December nine, UM US planes they bombed three

644
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: sites in Iraq, Iraq sorry, one of them al came

645
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: and then two sites in Syria and twenty five people

646
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: were killed. And the sites are all tied to that

647
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: Hezbollah proxy group. UM And those twenty five people were

648
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: there any like civilians or are they all I'm not

649
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: sure to be honest with you, it's if it was Hezbollah,

650
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: Like it's very hard to find out the numbers because

651
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: they're not Those distinctions are like so foggy. It's like,

652
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: how do you know like that somebody is part of

653
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 1: the militia or somebody who was like a family member

654
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: of the militia or you know. Yeah. And then December

655
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: thirty one, UM militia back protesters attacked the US embassy

656
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: and Bath Dad and that is said to have been

657
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 1: planned by Solemney, which is where January two, uh, the

658
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: Iranian military leader Soleimani and five others they're killed in

659
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: a US drone strike at the bath At Airport. The

660
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: US officials have called it a defensive action and they said, now,

661
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 1: this is the thing. Pompeo said, this was because an

662
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: imminent attack was going to take place. Apparently they have

663
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: intelligence of this. But then the Pentagon came out and

664
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: said it was meant to deter future Iranian aggression. That's

665
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: two different things. So we don't know what's real or

666
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: what happened. Shooting someone who has a gun named at

667
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: you or being like that guy seems dangerous, I'm gonna

668
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: shoot him based on my judgment. That's going to another question. Um,

669
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: So what happened with the embassy like siege, Like did

670
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: anybody die or did like, yeah, I think there were Um,

671
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, not US ambassadors, though a lot of

672
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: people got it. Anybody died, actually no, I think it

673
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: was well, there was like an official like announcement from

674
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: the White House saying that people like Americans in Iran

675
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: should leave this morning. Yeah, I was getting dangerous, and

676
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: but they eventually were able to get control of the situation.

677
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: There was some speculation that the Iraqi uh like government

678
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: allowed it to take place because of Iranian influence, and

679
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: so it's you know, it's basically like Anna said, it's

680
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: this like a proxy war that's going on for like

681
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: struggling for influence uh And you know, Iraqi leaders are

682
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 1: not thrilled to have either of those people there like

683
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: pushing them around. And so it's just a very complicated

684
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 1: situation where different people are doing the bidding of either

685
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: Ran or the US. And it just seems to me

686
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 1: like this is a very provocative assassination that's taken place

687
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: that it just seems like it's the next or a

688
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: higher level than any military action that the US has

689
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: taken anywhere in a in a long time. Like it.

690
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: It just seems like it's very provocative and also easily

691
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: could spark something much larger you know, yeah, I mean

692
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: I think that's what people are reacting to. Well, yes,

693
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 1: and it's kind of it's a wild thing because this

694
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: has been leading up, like we've been leading up to this.

695
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: Trump has been causing problems with Iran since he pulled

696
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: out in the nuclear deal. And um, there's this clip

697
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: we have from Bernie Sanders that I think kind of

698
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: nails the perfect amount of like, are you fucking kidding me?

699
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: Like if you if you attack another country, that's an

700
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: act of war, and uh, you want to play It

701
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: was President Trump's decision this week to call off that

702
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: strike the right one. See, it's like somebody setting a fire,

703
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: uh to a basket full of paper and then putting

704
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: it out. He helped create the crisis and then he

705
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: stopped the attacks. The idea that we're looking at the

706
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: president of the United States, who number one thinks that

707
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: a war with Iran is something that might be good

708
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: for this country. He was just doing a limited strike,

709
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: just a limited strike. Oh well, I'm sorry, I just

710
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: didn't know that it's okay so simply attack another country

711
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,799
Speaker 1: with bombs, just a limited that's an active war. Fan, Yes, exactly.

712
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: And that was recorded six months ago before this, when

713
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: we were still dealing with drone strikes where they they

714
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: shot down a US drone over the strait of hormones.

715
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: Like this has been going on for a while and

716
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: you can't do You just can't go and kill a

717
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: top military general. And I think nothing's gonna happen. How

718
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: she was talking, she was like, it's just limited though,

719
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: And I'm like, do you know that people like are dying. Yeah,

720
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: it's so removed like from our our like lives that

721
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: people like don't understand like how exactly what we're talking

722
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: about earlier, Like we aren't given the truth about who's

723
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: dying and why things are done. It's like so under

724
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: reported here that you have to like really really really

725
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: look for what's Yeah, and I don't. I it's hard

726
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: to say again, like they don't give us any information.

727
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: We don't know if the U s has an exit plan.

728
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: We just know they've deployed over additional troops in Mill

729
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: East because Iran vowed exact severe revenge on the US paratroopers,

730
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: to which I didn't know. Is that still I don't know?

731
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: But everything is still the troopers are back. Yeah, even

732
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: like Jamie said, they told the Americans to leave. They

733
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: were like, you gotta get out now. You're literally you

734
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: have a what is it called when there's like a

735
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: thing or target, a target onto useless. You have a

736
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: target on your back because Iran is looking for you.

737
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: They want to either one capture probably Americans to use

738
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: as like a political bargaining tool, which he guess what,

739
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: no one's bargaining with Iran. So you have to get

740
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: out of there for your own safety. Yeah, they were like, um,

741
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: it's CNBC had a headline and for an opted that

742
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: was America just took out a man many considered the

743
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: world's number one. Back is already starting. That piece is

744
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: written by a warmonger. I read that piece is do

745
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: not believe. I mean it is. The facts are there,

746
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 1: but the way it's written is like, oh well, now

747
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: all these all these Iranians can finally look forward to

748
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 1: this great new life without this like man overlooking them.

749
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: And then and it's just like this, that's not how

750
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: it works. It was terrifying because this is from sixteen

751
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: hours ago and they're already spinning it. Of course it's insane.

752
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's and it's like, I mean, how many

753
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: wars are we gonna have to live through and are

754
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: like lives. But it's I feel like it's kind of

755
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: unbelievable that they expect people to still fall for that

756
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, we were alive for the last war

757
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: and like y'all said that too, and no one's going

758
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: to I don't know, I think, but I think the

759
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: danger is that people do believe it, like like when

760
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: you people don't. I think there's like an issue with

761
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: people being able to like critically think and pick between

762
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: media and like I think maybe like we we know

763
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: and we it's like that's the terrifying part is that

764
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: they do have influence and they're like already deploying it.

765
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: I thought, Yeah, something I found like very I mean,

766
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: all of this is is terrifying, but just um, when

767
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: the news kind of broke, it didn't seem like anyone

768
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: in the White House or elsewhere had like a lot

769
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: of information or warning that this was going to happen,

770
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,280
Speaker 1: like Trump did the fucking low quality jpeg of the

771
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: American flag. But it was like I tried to look for,

772
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: you know, like sources of like just to contextualize it

773
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: a little better, and and most people who like report

774
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: on the Middle East were like, we don't fucking know

775
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: what is going on. It took him until the following day,

776
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: the third of January to say we we terminated him,

777
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: and which very cool, and then we took action to

778
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: stop a war, not to start a war. Um what.

779
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: But also they think Pentagon says they're not going to

780
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: have a press briefing the Pentagon. Do you guys just

781
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: drop a bomb less than twenty four hours ago to

782
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: assassinate a man and you're not going to have a

783
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: rest briefing. This is the danger of having a modern

784
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: president where you know, so much of the you know,

785
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: breaks and protections that are put in place are norms,

786
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 1: and he doesn't. He doesn't like, you know, honor any norms.

787
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: So you know, he just does stuff by his gut

788
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: and we're left to sit back and wonder, uh, you

789
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: know what, why he did them? I mean, I think

790
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: that's the big question a lot of people are speculating

791
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: about now, Like one of the things I had given

792
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: Trump credit for, and this is a redefinition of lowering

793
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: the bar. But you know, despite being a completely ego

794
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: driven narcissist bordering on slips is um with the functional

795
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: intellect of a insecure twelve year old. He has managed

796
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: not to end the world through the first three years

797
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 1: of his presidency. Uh, and that all may have changed now.

798
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: And the most general interpretation I think is that when

799
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: when you have somebody like that with no morals and

800
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: no convictions, they are always going to be around the

801
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 1: generals and the military industrial complex, and there's just going

802
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: to be this gravitational pull to try and pull them

803
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: towards starting a war. Uh. That's just how Like what

804
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: the scariest thing about Trump getting elected to me was

805
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: this anecdote about the Cuban missile crisis when JFK and

806
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: RFK were the only people in the room who opposed

807
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: actions that would have ended the world. But they were like, no,

808
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: we're fuck the military leaders, Like they just want to

809
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: start a war and like they had to have backbone

810
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: and like leadership qualities to stop that from happening. And uh,

811
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: we just don't have that sort of person now. So

812
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: that's the most generous interpretation. Now, there are some other

813
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: interpretations going around, Like some people have pulled out this quote,

814
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: uh from Trump during the Obama administration where he repeatedly

815
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: predicted that Obama would attack Iran to help him get

816
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: re elected. Uh, and we we even have a video.

817
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: Let's let's hear what the president had to say. Our

818
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: president will start a war with Iran because he has

819
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective.

820
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 1: We have a real problem in the White House thing.

821
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: So I believe that he will attack Iran sometime prior

822
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: to the election because he thinks that's the only way

823
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: he can get elected. Isn't it pathetic? Yes? Yeah, I

824
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: feel uh, he doesn't understand, like, you don't just attack

825
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Iran yet, just don't do it, and nobody it's a

826
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: bad idea to go to war with Iran. It's so

827
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 1: argant to think that you're like the world's police, right. Yeah.

828
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: I saw some articles or you know, yeah, I think

829
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: there were opinion pieces from people who are like more

830
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: you know, the the center left even, who were saying, like,

831
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: nobody fears us in the Middle East anymore. And that's

832
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: a problem. And it's like, is it is that a

833
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: problem that like we and also they do because we

834
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: keep fucking things up. It's the incompetency. Also, the last

835
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: time the president was impeached, I will read you a

836
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: New York Times headline from that impeached front vote in

837
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: House delayed as Clinton lunches Iraq airstrike, citing military need

838
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: to move swiftly. So this there might just be a

839
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: presidential like playbook where they're like, if impeached, you know,

840
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: launch airstrike in Iraq. Um. Yeah, So I mean, just

841
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: to end this what a war with THEURON would look like.

842
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, Iran is not going to come

843
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: bomb the US. If you're a fear that we are

844
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: going to go to a World War three on our mainland,

845
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen, So don't fear. But the

846
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: Middle East will become so deeply destabilized a lot of

847
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 1: people will die over there. Um. And Iran can attack

848
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: US military targets in the Middle East like in the region.

849
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: And of course I think proxy wars will step up

850
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: and go even beyond proxy wars, where Iran will be

851
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: the people being like, oh it's US, you know it's us, um,

852
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: And guess what, We're probably all going to get hacked

853
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: because Iranian is very smart. They know how to hack,

854
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: and they also they can ruin our infrastructure in a

855
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: lot of ways. They are allied with Russia, So I

856
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: mean that that's the other big fear. I think people Russia,

857
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: Russia's dying to take control the Middle East, and that

858
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: is just yeah, yeah, I could give them, give them

859
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: what right, what they wanted? Oh my god, the long

860
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: cone and probably totally right about just like the I

861
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just the media being weaponized to kind

862
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: of get people on board and convince other I mean,

863
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: even the way that some presidential candidates have been tweeting

864
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: about it are like a little bit I don't know,

865
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: wishy washy of like, well, he wasn't a great guy,

866
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: so it's not horrible. But also it you know, like

867
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: terrorist is trending and hundred thousand tweets or whatever. It's

868
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,959
Speaker 1: like that's just how they're painting him without talking about

869
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: the repercussions of everything. Um well, Also trending right now

870
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 1: is something that I think is on everybody's mind, and

871
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: that is UH Coals and they finally teamed up for

872
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: a collaboration a sweepstakes. So as everyone was worried that

873
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: the world was about to come to an end, the

874
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: top six things trending on Twitter were about the you know,

875
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: the story we just talked about US air striking three

876
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: Trump top military leader. Uh yeah, so uh and then

877
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 1: the number one or two thank trending at any given

878
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: time on that day was Cole's ex under Armour. I mean,

879
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: I'll always remember being in the Whole Foods when I

880
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: learned about the under arm and this lady was like

881
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: my mac and cheese, and I was like, not your ma. Um. Oh, well,

882
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: you know, Jesus, there's so much news to talk about,

883
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: but we're not gonna have time to get to all

884
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: of it, so uh, it'll still be there tomorrow. My Unfortunately,

885
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be

886
00:52:48,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back, and uh, there's all sorts

887
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: of other important things happening. Mark Zuckerberg was spotted at

888
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: a Costco Oh my God, pretending to be human. Headcanon

889
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: was he was there with Priscilla, his wife. Um, and

890
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: that your impression of guys with wives effects in joke

891
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: on not that show. But they went together in you know, Silicon,

892
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: they went in Hell. They went to the Costco closest

893
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: to Hell. And they're looking at flat screens first of all,

894
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: so don't make no mistake, they're still rich. Um. But

895
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: my theory is that, like Mark was being naughty, naughty

896
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: in their big scary mansion, and Priscilla was like, you

897
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: know what, we got to bring you back down to earth.

898
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: I've heard of this place Costco and she as a punishment,

899
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: he had to walk among the people. He looks he's

900
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: looking at the flat screens in this photograph with a

901
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: with a of almost like amusement, like look at that.

902
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: That's cute. There's like a little little flat screen there.

903
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: Do you think he's just walking around Costco? Like, oh, yeah,

904
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: they do. He was. He was walking around going hot

905
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: or not listening to that. It's like, let me write,

906
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: let me create a website to rank all these things.

907
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: It's like listening to the music and Costco like is

908
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: this Posito? Can't find it anywhere? Mark is trying to

909
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: relate to the kids. He's walking around like what's death Posito?

910
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: All of Oh boy, Mark, what he's I mean, he's

911
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: a super villain. But he went to Costco. So we

912
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: have no choice but to stand, Jack, Yes, no choice

913
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: but to stand. But is why Sam's Club is the

914
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: club of the people. I've never been to a Sam's clubs.

915
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: That's all we had in you or that's the only

916
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: one that my family went to in you there, it's

917
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: like a heart ease Carl Jr. Thing. I think they're

918
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: just they're owned by the same company. We had a Costco,

919
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: but my parents refused to like they thought the membership

920
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: prices weren't fair, so we went to the ice cream

921
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: stand outside the cost Guy, which is very reasonable. The

922
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,720
Speaker 1: pizza is good too. Yes, it's like a giant, giant

923
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,360
Speaker 1: pizza with like way too much shoes on it. But

924
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: then you get like shafted at the door. You can't

925
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: do anything, Yeah, but then you can't get in to

926
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: get the chickens, which are the whole somebody was telling

927
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: me about like some article they read where the costs

928
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: benefit for Costco to sell those chickens, because the rotisserie

929
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: chickens at Costco are famously like some of the best

930
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: anywhere and they only cost four and yeah, they're going

931
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: on so they do it. They put it at the

932
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: very back of the thing, so you have to go

933
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: buy all the stuff in order to get there. And

934
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: so even though they're losing money on the rotisserie chickens,

935
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: so they make it back just getting you in the door.

936
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 1: Smart because of the Yeah, if I ever lived in

937
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: a space that was larger than two ft by two ft,

938
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: I would get a Costco membership, but unfortunately I don't

939
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: have space for items. Or if I ever lived with

940
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: people that would love me and like a favorite would

941
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: like had love, I ever found love, then I'd go

942
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 1: to Costco. I would like to. I like, I like

943
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,439
Speaker 1: the ritual like of Costco, like I want. I want

944
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 1: Costco for myself someday, but I'm not there yet. When

945
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,880
Speaker 1: Kanye said gotta use I D to even got to

946
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 1: use I D to get inside of Sam's Club, he

947
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: was talking about baring his soul to his his the

948
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 1: love of his life. He was talking about, I want

949
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: to get into like an argument at a Costco. That's

950
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 1: that's what I want to. Costco parking lot is pretty intense,

951
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: have you Have you gotten into it and the Costco

952
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: parking I have not, but I can see myself doing

953
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: that in one of my weaker moments. That would be

954
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: a really fun Okay. I bet if I spent a

955
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: couple of weekends walking around either in Ikea or a

956
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: Costco parking lot, the things you could overhear would be

957
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 1: life changing, like the gripes you would hear between people

958
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: would be so good that that's a podcast. There's I'm

959
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: gonna they're They're I'm dropping Everything's gonna walk in a

960
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: circle around the bourbonk Ikea for six weeks um. But yeah,

961
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: because people are pushing around shopping carts that are the

962
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: size of cars, and they're people are also like fighting

963
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: for parking spots too. It's well, you can't bring a

964
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: car you like into the parking you have to bring

965
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: like your bumper car. You have to use the cart

966
00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 1: as a car and flintstone your way out of there.

967
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: People should drive their segway eggs in there. How many

968
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: flat screens do you think, Marks, He's just looking at

969
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,919
Speaker 1: them like they're so adored. But I feel like he's

970
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: like looking at it at like the screen technology, and

971
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: it's like this is trash. He's like, what would be

972
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 1: cooler than a millions billions? Like eyes have better screen technology.

973
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: He's like updated, He's a cyborg now right. Well, and

974
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 1: also he probably has people come and perform TV shows

975
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: for him. In personally, it's just t J. Miller in

976
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: his apartment, like reenacting that TJ. Miller's second act an

977
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: apartment about Mark Zuckerberg. No One caught mansion he for

978
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: sure lives in. I wonder what his house looks like.

979
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: He has an entire block of houses, bought a mansion

980
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: and then bought all the neighboring houses so nobody could

981
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: see his mansion. So imagine like growing up in this

982
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: like weird, post apocalyptic like block where like there's just

983
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: abandoned houses like surrounding you, like his. That would be

984
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: so strange. Just did that basically, Yeah, yeah, I just

985
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,959
Speaker 1: want I don't know who that is make a part is. Yeah,

986
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: I got really depressed and I watched all those rival

987
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: videos of them fighting with each other, like really Charles

988
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey Starr and somebody else Lady Jeffrey Charles. Jeffrey

989
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: Star is a strange person, but I like him, like

990
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: Shane Dawson is his little like Igor now. And so

991
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: they just did like a big house tour of Jeffrey

992
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: Star's new house and it's like a Marvel villain and

993
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: so scary. And Shane Dawson was the one who had

994
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: to tweet about not sucking his cat. Very sinister YouTube. Yeah,

995
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: Shane Dawson. That was my highlight of the decade. Shane

996
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: Dawson was like I didn't have sex with my cat.

997
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: How many times do I have to say this, I

998
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: didn't have sex with my cat. I know, I said

999
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: I had sex with my cat, but I didn't. But

1000
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: then when when you look at it, it seems like

1001
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: he had sex with his cat. And also I didn't

1002
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: know who Shane Dawson was before that tweet. My brother

1003
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: and I have this horrible ritual where we watch all

1004
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: of Shane Dawson's videos together. There there it's some of

1005
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: the worst content you could make. So basically his deal

1006
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: is he makes so much money off of YouTube. Um,

1007
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: and you can tell that he like because the longer

1008
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: people watch your YouTube videos, the more money you make.

1009
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: So he makes absurdly long videos about nothing. And it's

1010
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: like he'll do these like expose a documentaries. He's done

1011
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 1: one on one of the Paul Brothers, he did one

1012
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 1: on Jeffrey Star and it's just these like ten hour

1013
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: long documentaries. Yeah, and they're mostly about him and his husband.

1014
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: But then also you go to Jeffrey like and it's

1015
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: it's it's the most obnoxious thing he edited himself, and

1016
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: it shows like it's it's really it's really nasty. It's

1017
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: a really nasty corner of the Internet and it's like

1018
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: populated almost solely by children, which is also weird. But

1019
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: he's like the most like one of the most popular YouTubers.

1020
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: Every one of his horrible videos has like ten million views. Anyways,

1021
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: check out his documentary Don't Fuck Cats, not to be

1022
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: confused with Don't Funk with Cats. Not to be confused

1023
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: with cats. It's called Don't Cats parentheses or one more story.

1024
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: I think we need to talk about before we go,

1025
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: because I think this is going to shape the way

1026
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 1: we look in the future and the future looks in

1027
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: the future. Just in time for twenty Segue is back

1028
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: and the holy shit, it's an egg it's a se

1029
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: it's a seg It's the chair from Wally. It's literally

1030
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: the chair from Wally. Okay, I'm thrilled about the new Segue.

1031
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: Uh dj Daniel told me that I didn't know that

1032
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: Segue makes birds and lines, so they're actually we've been

1033
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,439
Speaker 1: laughing at them and making the rest of development jokes

1034
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 1: about them. But in the meantime, she's been thriving. You know,

1035
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: Segway is killing it and they just introduced this egg

1036
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: chair that it's um it's basically Uh, they're like, okay,

1037
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: standing is over, we're all sitting now. You're sitting in

1038
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: the chair from Wally um and and you control it

1039
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 1: with a little joystick, although they're trying to develop technology

1040
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: that you can just kind of lean and but it

1041
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,120
Speaker 1: doesn't work like a regular segue. You have to drive

1042
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 1: it like a little video game. It goes up to

1043
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: twenty four miles an hour. It's called the s Pod,

1044
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: even though it should be called the segwig U and

1045
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: thank you time. That's see, the media brands things the

1046
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: way they want, not even good at it. It's like

1047
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 1: when they had the sequel to Now You See Me

1048
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 1: called now You See Me Too, instead of Now You Don't.

1049
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: You're like, this is a very clear mistake. But it's

1050
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: called the s Pod. And Segue also admitted for some

1051
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: reason that it was inspired by the gyrosphere from Jurassic World,

1052
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: which is really embarrassing for them. Okay, I was getting

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Speaker 1: major um like Grandparent up the stairs chair vibe where

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Speaker 1: you just like you're like in this well it looks

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Speaker 1: like a kind of futuristic jazzy scooter. Yeah, Like it's

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Speaker 1: a jazzy scooter, except it's on two big wheels instead

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Speaker 1: of four little ones. I mean it just has like

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's I'm sure that it will be helpful

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Speaker 1: for for many people. Um but but in terms of

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Speaker 1: a major consumer product, it is a dystopian adjacent Yes. Uh,

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Speaker 1: we're all going to be giant, pillowy, pillowy, soft bodied people.

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Speaker 1: And if we were like annoyed with like the scooters

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Speaker 1: being in our way before, like this is going to

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Speaker 1: be so annoying. I mean, the scooters became such a

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Speaker 1: like that. I still think the scooter is like one

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Speaker 1: of the funniest things just like a person, a human

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Speaker 1: douche bag can do, is just go like right out

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Speaker 1: of a room on a second. Every friend of mine

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Speaker 1: that I've talked to was gotten into an accident on

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Speaker 1: a scooter. Don't hit by them several times. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how they survived the fact that the guy who

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Speaker 1: bought Segue in two thousand ten drove like bought it

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Speaker 1: and promptly drove it off a cliff and died. Uh. Like,

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Speaker 1: I didn't buy a Segue. He owned the company, as

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Speaker 1: Jimmy held. He was a British multimillionaire. He bought Segue

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Speaker 1: in January and then drove one of them off the

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Speaker 1: company's drove one of the company's two wheeled scooters off

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Speaker 1: a cliff and into a river and died. That should

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Speaker 1: be an Adam McKay movie, right, Like it sounds like

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Speaker 1: an Adam McKay movie. I want to watch. That's wild. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: but they're they're apparently doing well with their lines and

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Speaker 1: his legacy of on. I mean, I remember when they

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Speaker 1: released when they unveiled the segue in the first place,

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Speaker 1: like there was a lot of mainstream media buzz like

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be a innovation that's real tomorrow that's going

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01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 1: to change the future. And uh, it didn't, but they

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Speaker 1: kind of did with the limes and the Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: changed that, right. Um, well, uh what a start. It's

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Speaker 1: been a pleasure of having you. Where can people find you? Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Paulo Veganalan p A L l A V

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Speaker 1: I g U n A l A N And that's

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Speaker 1: my website, my Instagram on Twitter and my Facebook. All right.

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Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some work of social

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Speaker 1: media that you've been joining. Yes, my friend Caitlin Weierhauser

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01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: had a tweet at Uncle Kate They said, I love

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01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 1: going up to women who are clearly with their boyfriend

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01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,880
Speaker 1: slash husband in public and asking I'm sorry, is this

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Speaker 1: man bothering you? Because nine times out of ten she

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Speaker 1: will say you know what, actually yes, and that's a

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Speaker 1: completely legal way to make strangers fight. Uh, Jamie, is

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Speaker 1: there tweet you've been enjoying? And where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: Follow you? Okay? Uh? So I you can uh follow

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jamie Loft to help on Instagram

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Speaker 1: at um at um at Jamie christ Superstar. You can

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Speaker 1: listen to my Year in Mensa. It came out two

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Speaker 1: days ago. Uh. It's the it's the whole mensa thing.

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Speaker 1: It's it's done. I'm done. You can listen to it.

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Speaker 1: It's four parts, it's done. Um a tweet. Well listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna need a second. Well listen, Well listen, Jack,

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Speaker 1: I I'm never prepared for this part. Do you have one?

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Speaker 1: You do? Well? Oh my god, I didn't know we

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Speaker 1: were being silent just for me? No, you go, you go,

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Speaker 1: you go. You can find me on Twitter at jack

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Speaker 1: under school or O'Brien. A couple of tweets I've been

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Speaker 1: enjoying from pixelated boat. Uh. In the last decade Colin,

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Speaker 1: I met my future wife, I got my legs stuck

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Speaker 1: in two separate toilets. I got married. I sued the

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Speaker 1: toilet maker for fourteen million dollars. My wife left me

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Speaker 1: for a guy who wasn't stuck in two toilets. I

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Speaker 1: lost the toilet money gambling online. Legs still stuck in toilets. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Blake Wexler tweeted something that I completely identify with. He

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Speaker 1: tweeted ten or fifteen times since visiting my parents, I've

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01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: meant to turn on a light but instead hit the

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Speaker 1: carbage disposal switch. And let me tell you, it does

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Speaker 1: not get any less startling. Uh. And then the volatile

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Speaker 1: mermaid at oh no she twitted tweeted future history class teacher,

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Speaker 1: how did World War three start? Anyone? Yes, Collisi kid,

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Speaker 1: it's teacher. No, I meant Collisi m her hand was

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Speaker 1: up first. It started because President Trump was jealous that

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Speaker 1: President Obama was more popular. Teacher correct Holster's gun. Uh.

1131
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Speaker 1: And then David gout to Hell tweeted, uh, energy, I'm

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Speaker 1: channeling and it's just a screencap of somebody else's Twitter

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Speaker 1: eras r R A S, who tweeted the sedible is

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Speaker 1: taking Forever, and then immediately after Sega PlayStation I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna site. I was going through some best tweets

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Speaker 1: of the decade lists and I'm going to cite maybe

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite tweets of all time. I like

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Speaker 1: to artie it every once in a while. Piers Morgan

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01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: tweeted it on September two. It reads only I want

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Speaker 1: to die. Yeah, he's never deleted it. People retweeted all

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Speaker 1: the time, just real cars. Morgan tweeted in twelve, I

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Speaker 1: want to die period. Just oh my god, just a

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Speaker 1: cry for help that has not stopped crying. They're all

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Speaker 1: that so when he good ones all Corey Booker's creepy

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Speaker 1: as coffee as my girlfriend tweets, there are a lot

1146
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 1: of good tweets. The website should be deleted, but you know,

1147
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 1: pars Martin once said, I want to die period. Yes.

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Speaker 1: And the tweet that Jamie referenced earlier was from one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite writers and a dressin SNL writer former

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Speaker 1: Cracked writer at and a dress, and she tweeted, gotta

1151
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Speaker 1: stick around for the Little Women post credit scene. Uh.

1152
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: And then in Prince's Beth's hand shoots out of the grave.

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01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: A man in a lab coat looks up. It's Jeffrey, right.

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Speaker 1: He takes off his glasses. She's ready. An extra hands

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Speaker 1: him and a k. Let's just hope she's on our side. Blackout. Uh, yes,

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Speaker 1: I had liked that all right. Well, you can find

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Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily

1158
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 1: Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and

1159
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: oh website Daily ze guys dot com, where we post

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01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: our episodes and our foot notes. We link off to

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Speaker 1: the information and that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as the song we ride out on Super

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Speaker 1: Producer on as do you have a song? Yes, so

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Speaker 1: I heard this recently. It's a cover of Clint Eastwood

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Speaker 1: by the Gorillas, but it's by this group called Freedom Fry.

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Speaker 1: And it's really cool because they do even like the

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Speaker 1: Dell the Funky Homo Sapien Party. It's just so great.

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Speaker 1: It's really well done and I enjoy it and it's

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Speaker 1: very like low, low key like, and I call back

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Speaker 1: to those halcyon days when we called French Fries freedom

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Speaker 1: for us. That's right, remember that, hey, guys, stop calling

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Speaker 1: him French Fries. Their freedom from McDonald's. If you're still

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Speaker 1: eating carbs, you're out of your goddamn mine. Find another

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Speaker 1: way to consult the French. Uh all right, well that's

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Speaker 1: gonna do it for this first episode of the Dailies.

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Speaker 1: Like guys to the production and buy her radio from

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Speaker 1: more podcast from my heart radio, but the heart radio

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Speaker 1: app Apple podcasts are wherever you listening to your favorite shows. Uh, Saturday,

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Speaker 1: January eight p m. At the Gateway Theater in San Francisco,

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Speaker 1: we are going to be doing a live show. I

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Speaker 1: think we have some guests. Sketch fast, are you really? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you guys check it out. Tickets are going incredibly fast. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true at a normal do

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Speaker 1: not have access two of the numbers, but I'm sure

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Speaker 1: that because come on, segain get out there. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for today. We will be back tomorrow, Miles,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back tomorrow. Uh. And we will talk to

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Speaker 1: you guys then, because it is a daily podcast, we'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you, then Buck talk to you. Then Hey,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk you, okay, Jacky, Hey man, we'll talk. I

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Speaker 1: want to die. It's good like three. Finally, someone let

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Speaker 1: me add my cage now. Time for me is nothing

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Speaker 1: because I'm countin no AID, couldn't be there, and I

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be scared. I'm good at repairs and I'm under intanigible.

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Speaker 1: Bet you didn't think so. I commended to a panoramic.

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Speaker 1: If you look, I'll make it all manageable, pick and

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Speaker 1: choose it and news all your different crews, chicks and dudes.

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Speaker 1: So you think it's really kicking tunes? Picture you getting

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Speaker 1: down in a picture too, like you liet diffuse. You

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Speaker 1: think it's fictional Mr Gould maybe spiritual here who appears

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Speaker 1: in you to clear off you when you're too crazy?

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Speaker 1: Lifely s those are definition full of life