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Speaker 1: The show is on the biggest stories of the day.

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Speaker 2: My wife uses a knife to remove corn kernels from

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Speaker 2: corn on the cob, and it drives me insane. I

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Speaker 2: feel like, if you're gonna do that, that's something that

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Speaker 2: you do before you sit dine at the table, Like

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Speaker 2: if you're gonna if you're gonna take the corn off

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Speaker 2: the cob, that you do that like in the kitchen

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Speaker 2: and then you sit down. Because if you're like trying

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Speaker 2: to do that in front of everybody and the corn

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Speaker 2: slips and goes somewhere like spraise people. It's kind of

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Speaker 2: a delicate art of removing corn from the cob.

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Speaker 3: Yah to y'all, too BOSSI as someone who used to

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Speaker 3: have braces, Like just let me use my knife, let

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Speaker 3: me use my fork, let me get the kernel off

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Speaker 3: this corn. I'm not hurting anybody.

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Speaker 2: If you're at a corporate dinner and you're hosting, you

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Speaker 2: should eat something easy to entertain and talk, like a salad. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I guess I've thought about that, Like there's stuff I

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Speaker 2: would eat if I'm with my friends, and then there's

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Speaker 2: stuff I would eat if I if I'm with it,

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Speaker 2: you know, trying to impress people or something you know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I wouldn't order the messiest thing.

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Speaker 4: And then if I'm alone, I'm way different.

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Speaker 2: Forget about it.

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Speaker 4: Forget about it, especially if it's late at night. Some

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Speaker 4: activities that took place, I am.

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Speaker 2: Like you slipped and fell in a gummy came in

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Speaker 2: your mouth exactly, Yeah, you know what that happened. You

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Speaker 2: seem to happen more regularly these days where I'm like

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Speaker 2: just walking, I'm just minding my own business. Probably I'm

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Speaker 2: running on the lake. I'm doing eating a carrot or something,

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Speaker 2: you know, something healthy, and then it's just out of nowhere,

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Speaker 2: just pop and it just flies through the air and

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Speaker 2: it masticates itself. It chews itself and goes down my

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Speaker 2: throat and then I don't know what happened, didn't even

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Speaker 2: chew it. And then before long I'm starving and I'm

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Speaker 2: eating like combinations of everything you can find. I hate

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Speaker 2: it when this happens.

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Speaker 4: It's hipping the things. I'll like my finger around the plate.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's really I think I said this last week.

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if you were here in a CaMLA,

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Speaker 2: but I believe that if I were in a relationship,

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Speaker 2: I would be I would lose the additional thirty pounds

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to lose because I and people say it's

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Speaker 2: the opposite, you eat more. No, I think I would

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Speaker 2: lose the weight because the way that I eat now

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Speaker 2: is disgusting, like in private, like I'm a disgusting person,

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Speaker 2: Like I'll go run three miles and then I'll eat

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Speaker 2: a hole Jet's pizza by myself, and I guess that's

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Speaker 2: called balance. But I wouldn't probably do that in front

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Speaker 2: of another person. I would probably like eat regular portions

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Speaker 2: because I would be afraid of judgment.

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Speaker 1: You would find time though, when you're in a relationship

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Speaker 1: you like has to plan that Jet's pizza, but you

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Speaker 1: would still do it because you're not gonna let go

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Speaker 1: of good the good times, or like.

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Speaker 2: How I orders like I want this and that, and

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Speaker 2: I just get all of it and then put it

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Speaker 2: in the fridge and eat off of it for a

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Speaker 2: couple of days. But I wouldn't probably do that in

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Speaker 2: front of someone else because that person would be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you're disgusting, like you're a gross person, you know, and

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Speaker 2: then they wouldn't want to, like, you know, sleep with me.

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Speaker 2: So I would probably not do that for a while.

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Speaker 4: You I'd like that's how I am too, and I

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Speaker 4: lose weeks.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm cute.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm eating this. I mean yeah, But then,

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Speaker 4: like you, you'd get tired. It goes away, it goes away. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and you do pick your tie. I was alone last

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Speaker 4: night and I was real getting after it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Okay, here's the latest weather phenomena that you

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Speaker 2: didn't know that you have to be concerned about. It's

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Speaker 2: the Saharan dust cloud. Ah, yes, did you know. I

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Speaker 2: didn't know this was a thing. There's such thing as

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Speaker 2: a Saharan dust cloud. And it smothered the Caribbean yesterday

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Speaker 2: and it's heading towards the US. It's a huge cloud

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Speaker 2: of dust from Africa's Sahara desert. Yeah, and it covered

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Speaker 2: the entire Caribbean yesterday. I said it both ways, in

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Speaker 2: case you have a problem with the way I say it,

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Speaker 2: Caribbean and Caribbean. I said it both ways, so don't

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Speaker 2: have me. It's marking the biggest dust event this year

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Speaker 2: at the dust Event, right. It's stretching two thousand miles

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Speaker 2: from Jamaica to Barbados and seven hundred and fifty miles

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Speaker 2: caused hazes, guys, sneezing, coughing, and watery eyes. Forecasters warn

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Speaker 2: people with allergies or asthma to stay indoors or wear masks.

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Speaker 2: The dust, which is part of the heron air layer,

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Speaker 2: is expected to reach Florida, Louisiana, Alabama in Mississippi by

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Speaker 2: the weekend, but it will be less dense. The dust

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Speaker 2: can block some sunlight and stop tropical storms from forming

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Speaker 2: during a hurricane season, which runs through November thirtieth. I've

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Speaker 2: never heard of this. We're all scared now of a

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Speaker 2: dust cloud.

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Speaker 1: Dust cloud, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: It can travel, So what is happening? If you have

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Speaker 2: a pet, then I don't know what you sort of

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Speaker 2: estimated that it would cost to own Benzo or Lux

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Speaker 2: or or any of your animals that you guys have,

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Speaker 2: but I guess the average answer has been for cats

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Speaker 2: fifty seven hundred bucks and for dogs eighty one hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars to own for fifteen years. Now they're saying the

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Speaker 2: real number, though, is three times that, according to a

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Speaker 2: survey that came out today, and that depends on what

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Speaker 2: type of food you buy, you know, vet bills, how

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Speaker 2: sick your dog or cat gets, and how much you

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Speaker 2: spoil them. Caring for a cat now costs an We're

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Speaker 2: from twenty grand, they say, to forty seven thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: over the life of your cat. For dogs, it's twenty

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Speaker 2: two grand to juiced under sixty one thousand dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: whoa to have a dog for fifteen years? That's thirteen

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks a year for cats to fifteen hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: a year for dogs. They say, something like a rabbit

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Speaker 2: can cost over one thousand dollars annually. I thought they

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Speaker 2: were always sick. I thought rabbits got sick a lot.

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Speaker 2: And I've never owned a rabbit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know much much about rabbits.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Would you say, though, would you say

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Speaker 2: you spend fifteen hundred bucks a year on menzo.

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent? Well, yeah, because you get like the

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Speaker 1: shots and the heartworm and all of that at the vaccines.

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Speaker 1: Plus like if you do any grooming for them, that

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Speaker 1: costs a buck. So now I got to like go

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Speaker 1: in the backyard with a hoe. Is because I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't I can't really afford to do it all

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Speaker 1: the time, and he's a stinky boy. But honestly, like

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Speaker 1: if it's sixty one thousand whatever you said, for the lifetime, Like, bro,

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Speaker 1: that is like another kid.

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Speaker 2: You're right, you know, it's kind of heading up.

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Speaker 1: It's never family member.

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Speaker 2: Our hats and outfits over here you putting on lucks. Yep,

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Speaker 2: that stuff all costs money.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, his wardrobe. His mental health service is his nails,

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Speaker 3: his teeth, entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Travel.

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Speaker 2: There's a Chinese newspaper called Youth Daily, and they did

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Speaker 2: a story on how young people in China are paying

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Speaker 2: five dollars a day to pretend they have a job.

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Speaker 2: So you pay five bucks, you go to a shared office,

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Speaker 2: but you don't do any actual work because it's all

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Speaker 2: a ruse. This is also you don't have to tell

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Speaker 2: your friends and family that you're unemployed. So the job

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Speaker 2: was rat in China is only five percent, but youth

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Speaker 2: unemployment's more like seventeen percent. So I guess a lot

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Speaker 2: of people just that they pay money, They go sit

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Speaker 2: pretending to work. They will even assign you fake tasks.

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Speaker 2: So if anyone asked what you did at work today.

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Speaker 2: You can show them an email and say I did

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Speaker 2: this or I worked on this project. There are even

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Speaker 2: places that have fake bosses and you can pay extra

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Speaker 2: to have fake fights with them, like maybe they were

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Speaker 2: roots you in an email or whatever, and then they apologize.

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Speaker 2: You can go tell all your friends like, all my

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Speaker 2: workplace is so terrible, whatever, whatever it sounds like. Most

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Speaker 2: people then pay the five bucks and then go and

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Speaker 2: try and find a real job. But apparently this is

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Speaker 2: cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day and

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Speaker 2: pretending that you have a job when you in fact

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Speaker 2: do not. And we've done I think we've done stories

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Speaker 2: about this before in the past. But I wonder if

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Speaker 2: anyone out there has ever had to fake that they

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Speaker 2: had a job until they did have a job, so

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Speaker 2: that they didn't have to tell, you know, go home

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Speaker 2: and tell their wife or you know whatever, kids whomever,

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Speaker 2: that they don't have a job.

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Speaker 4: We did a Sarah go like that, I remember, and

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Speaker 4: he would like be missing. He would go he would

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Speaker 4: leave for work quote unquote during the day. We were

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Speaker 2: I know about a number of people over the years

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Speaker 2: who've lied about the circumstances as to why they don't

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Speaker 2: have a job. Oh yeah, Oh they'll say that this

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Speaker 2: you know, oh I got laid off or this or

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Speaker 2: that thing happened, but really they screwed up. And I've

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Speaker 2: heard about that happening before because they're too embarrassed to

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Speaker 2: tell their partner that they messed their job up as

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Speaker 2: opposed to just telling the truth. But I ever heard

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Speaker 2: of that one before. An Uber driver had shared that

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Speaker 2: some drivers eat customers fries and other behind the scenes things. Now,

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Speaker 2: you were DoorDash driver at one point, Jason was, and

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Speaker 2: you say that you were never you were tempted, but

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Speaker 2: you never actually went with eating anyone's food.

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Speaker 5: Because it's like all you do is smell their people's food.

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Speaker 5: So like I would just get so hungry, and then

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Speaker 5: when there would be something that was really good, like

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Speaker 5: five guys, I'd be like, oh, like the fries smells so,

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Speaker 5: you know, fills up your car.

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Speaker 2: So I would get doing that because I think I

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Speaker 2: would go in there and I would wind up ordering

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Speaker 2: food at these places, like well, I'm here.

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Speaker 5: I once a taco bell I was like, well, I'm

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Speaker 5: waiting for this order. I might as well just go

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Speaker 5: to this Kioskin order something for myself.

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Speaker 2: Get somebody. Yeah, while we're here, said the problem is

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Speaker 2: in places a night, so it's like, oh, I guess

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Speaker 2: that's the other thing too, is you're spending all the

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Speaker 2: money that you're making.

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Speaker 3: How do you not eat the fries though? Like, I

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Speaker 3: can't ride with fries in my car and not just

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Speaker 3: have a couple.

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Speaker 5: It's hard, It's very hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The guy admitted that he's taken fries from people's

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Speaker 2: orders in the past, but doesn't do it often. He

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Speaker 2: says he tries to remain professional, but sometimes he's tempted

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Speaker 2: to take food from orders that aren't fully sealed or closed,

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Speaker 2: especially if he's stuck in traffic. He says he also

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Speaker 2: punishes impolite customers by taking his time getting to their

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Speaker 2: home to complete the order. He said, if someone asked

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Speaker 2: him where are you or to hurry up, he will

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Speaker 2: purposefully slow down. He said that people increase their chances

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Speaker 2: of getting their food on time if they tip and

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Speaker 2: say thank you. That's the only problem I have with

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Speaker 2: tipping ahead and I do it, but you get whatever

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Speaker 2: Don't think I could do that either. Maybe if it

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Speaker 5: It throw up of a poop cloth filled bag in

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Speaker 2: No, It's National Leggs Day, and it's National Chocolate Macaroon Day,

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Speaker 2: Macaroon Day. Paul in his birthday, We'll be birthday pee,

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Speaker 2: thank you. Going to Hooters tonight, huh.

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Speaker 1: You know it?

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Speaker 2: Big night, the usual here, I come, Big night, kigy high. Hey,

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Speaker 2: I mean it's here on the front of the text

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Speaker 2: eight five five five night three five blogs and just

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Speaker 2: a second Paulina gets a birthday blog the Entertainer Report

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Speaker 6: We are talking new music as well as the most

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Speaker 6: well rounded concert lineup.

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Speaker 2: Dare I say of all time of all time? You

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Speaker 2: dare you dared to say it? And you said it,

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Speaker 4: It is the most well rounded concert lineup of all time.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow on the show Game Show Wednesday, Kiki Karaoke one

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Speaker 2: they talk better than they excited. Tell me. These are

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, dear blog, Thank you everybody you know.

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Speaker 1: Thank you my Fred Show family, not coworkers, my family,

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Speaker 2: We're friends to family.

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Speaker 1: It's the upgrade in life, right and you guys are

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Speaker 1: my family. So thank you for making my birthday so special.

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Speaker 1: You guys do a great job every year. But thank

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Speaker 1: because I've dreamt about this since I was in college.

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Speaker 1: Because you know, Fred and I not the same college,

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Speaker 1: It's called Hip Latina and it's like very it's lifestyle entertainment,

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Speaker 2: Mister Big. Who's he going to be?

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Speaker 1: Oh, mister big?

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Speaker 6: She we have a tradition on the Friend Show for

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Speaker 2: Do we have it?

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Speaker 1: We have it?

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Speaker 3: We have it.

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Speaker 2: We have we have it.

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Speaker 1: We see here to the back.

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Speaker 2: We're this up right now. We got to get to

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Speaker 2: the Entertainer Report. Next Fred Show