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Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fosco show,

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Speaker 2: Yo yo yo. Always Polly foos go here with Tony

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Speaker 2: fos go, well, not really here Tony b For our

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Speaker 2: listeners and viewers at home paying attention. You know you're

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Speaker 2: you're very keen. You noticed we didn't say live because right,

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Speaker 2: exactly convocation. But we're also business people. So here's how

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Speaker 2: the business works people. You see what we do is

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Speaker 2: we just record this two minute intro and then we

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Speaker 2: get our loser producer to just build out the rest

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Speaker 2: of the show and guess what. That's millions of dollars

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Speaker 2: for us, smart and millions of minutes of entertainment. You

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Speaker 2: don't have to go a week without missing us. Here's

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Speaker 2: what we're gonna do today, people, you're gonna love it.

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Speaker 2: You know, everybody hates our fuck loser producer, right because

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Speaker 2: he's such a useless idiot who no one hates me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, what seals made? Why are you talking? Why

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Speaker 2: are you talking?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing the intro and the intro to the

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Speaker 1: show right exactly.

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Speaker 2: See, this is what we're talking about, people, the problems.

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Speaker 1: People loves just prove the point.

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Speaker 2: Nobody hates me. Yeah, have you called home recently? Bro? Nobody?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: All right, exactly anyway, you know, we get it from

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Speaker 2: all these people. They love when we talk to our

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Speaker 2: stupid producer and put them in this place. So as

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Speaker 2: a special trait for you, what we're gonna do is

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Speaker 2: we're gonna tell that producer, Hey, just take all the clips,

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Speaker 2: all the best of which is everything. Just line it

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Speaker 2: then line them all up the best of corrections. And

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Speaker 2: that's what we're gonna do for you. So while we

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Speaker 2: go enjoy our vacation.

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Speaker 1: We're on vacation, relaxing, we're keeping him busy so he

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Speaker 2: Which he doesn't deserve. Ex we'll go and now edit this.

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Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna stop talking here, Jay, and that's

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Speaker 2: when you're gonna hit play on all this stuff. You understand,

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Speaker 2: was this too complicated for you? No? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Okay, good right, don't get smart and you.

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Speaker 2: Can sit there and cry as you listen to them

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Speaker 2: all again.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, all right, let's go on vacation, Paul, I, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know if I trust him to put these put this

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Speaker 1: Tony, No, it's okay because he has to hit the

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Speaker 1: upload button. Otherwise I rigged the bomb to go off.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Yeah, all right, enjoy best of corrections.

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Speaker 2: Best of corrections.

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Speaker 3: You said Dak Prescott is making forty million dollars this

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Speaker 3: year overpaid.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's his average annual salary this year. He's

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Speaker 3: only making thirty one million. You should try to do

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Speaker 3: research and looking these things up before the show.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I will. I'll research how to bury a body.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and a few hours you're gonna be looking up

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Speaker 1: at dirt.

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Speaker 3: Yeay, you're done one, you said Aaron Rodgers. Doctor is

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Speaker 3: doctor Neil el Attache.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, great doctor.

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Speaker 3: His name is pronounced doctor Neil Latrage, not Neil ell Attachi.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going through unattachee all of your limbs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Neil is what you're gonna do when we

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Speaker 3: Oh the moon landing, it happened.

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Speaker 1: It was a real thing according to you. Yeah, sheep.

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Speaker 3: No again, it's been vetted by several third parties. The

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Speaker 3: only people who believe it was fake are morons like you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you are going to be core vetted

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Speaker 2: when I run you over with my car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to see a moon landing when I

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Speaker 1: stick my ass in your face.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: You said the Giants offensive lineman would be better if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, good reasoning science, bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, athlete gets better by not exercising and being

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what shape you're about to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry. You'll get plenty of exercise when I

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Speaker 1: chase you with my axe. Yea, you're going.

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Speaker 3: You said the Chargers lost to the Cowboys because Justin

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Speaker 3: Herbert has a broken finger. Yeah, bro, Clearly the finger

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'd love to see you pass away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a finger and my non throwing hand. There

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Speaker 3: You said the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL. Yeah, bro, clearly. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the record is one in four. The Caroline Panthers haven't

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you remind me of a panther because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should adopt the panther because it's the only

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Speaker 3: You said the eighty six Celtics were better than this

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Speaker 3: year's Nuggets because they had more Hall of famers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, totally, But you do.

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Speaker 3: Realize all those Celtics players weren't Hall of famers when

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Speaker 3: they were playing, so that argument is just plain idiotic.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I'd like to see you on a plane.

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Speaker 1: That Yeah, you're gonna be like most players in the

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Speaker 1: Hall of Fame dead. Yeah it done.

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Speaker 3: When you were talking about Dak and his girlfriend having

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Speaker 3: a baby, you mentioned a fourth trimester.

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Speaker 2: Yeah bro, science bro, No, they're.

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Speaker 3: Called trimesters because there's only three of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I wish your mom had zero trimesters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The last time you were inside a woman was

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Speaker 1: your birth, oh said Tyres.

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Speaker 3: Maxy's points per game went up fifty percent from last

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, historic bro.

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Speaker 3: He went from twenty points per game to twenty six points,

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Speaker 3: so you divide six into twenty to get thirty percent.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well after the show, I'm going to divide

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Speaker 2: your legs from your torso.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you also have thirty percent of an adult penis.

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Speaker 2: Oh you got done.

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Speaker 3: You said the author of the book The Art of

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Speaker 3: War was Shang's song.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good book, bro, he was a great man. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 3: No, the author's name is Sun Zou Shang, sung as

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to bring you to the

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Speaker 2: zoo as food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You remind me of sub zero because that's the

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Speaker 1: number of girls that you get. Booo, you're done.

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Speaker 3: You said there was a w NBA player named Lisa Loeb.

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Speaker 3: Lisa Lobe is a singer. I believe you were thinking

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to Lisa Carr and run

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm going to Lobe a grenade and to

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: You said serbian athletes are so dominant because of the

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Speaker 3: nuclear effects of Chernobyl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Bro, crazy upsetting, but true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah if that even was true, nuclear radiation doesn't make

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Speaker 3: it stronger. You only see that happen in comic books,

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Speaker 3: not in real life.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what else you only see

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Speaker 2: in comic books, nerds like you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what's also not in real life?

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend? Yay? You said.

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Speaker 3: Giants quarterback Tommy DeVito was a bust Yay sucks. So

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Speaker 3: his passer rating is ninety two point four. That's right

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Speaker 3: behind Jalen Hurts, who is at ninety four point nine.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh you're a giant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. When girls see you on Dinda, they have a

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Speaker 3: Bo, realize why there's no such country called Serbia thirty

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Speaker 1: It's mysterious, bro, very mysterious.

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Speaker 3: Serbia was part of Yugoslavia, then it declared independence in

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Speaker 3: two thousand and six. But I shouldn't be surprised if

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, speaking of surprises, wait until you start

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Speaker 2: your car tonight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, forget Yugo Slavia, it's gonna be you go. Kabu

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Speaker 1: me yea.

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Speaker 3: You said the British phrase was tea and trumpets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, that's what they say over there.

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Speaker 3: Bro, it's tea and crumpets. I'm gonna go on a

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Speaker 3: lemon and assume you've never been to England.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're gonna go out on my balcony

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know one place you've never been between

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Speaker 3: Oh did you say top of the iceberg?

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Speaker 1: Yes it did, Bro, Sure it did. Bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you butchered that one too. It's it's not top,

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Speaker 3: it's tip.

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Speaker 2: Well you're about to see the tip of my sword.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The only thing wigging a butcher is your dead corpse.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, we got I mean, remember, buy that shirt

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Speaker 2: we made in this jerky Yeah, but Jay dot board shirt.

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Speaker 1: You can get it on right now.

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Speaker 3: You seem to say that Dak Prescott has never won

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Speaker 3: a playoff game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he sucks. Bro always chokes Bro.

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Speaker 3: He has won a playoff game. In fact, he's won

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Speaker 3: two of them. So it's just not accurate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to be like Dak Prescott

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Speaker 2: and choke you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I wish wasn't so accurate. The

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Speaker 1: sperm that went into your mom Oh you said.

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Speaker 3: Students who stormed the court should be held in contempt

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Speaker 3: because a basketball court is.

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Speaker 1: A court yeah, bro, it is law and order.

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Speaker 3: Bro. I know this might be a bold statement, but

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Speaker 3: that might be the worst take ever.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, you know it will be the best

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Speaker 2: take ever when you take your final breath. Yeah, you know, way,

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Speaker 2: you will never be held by a woman.

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Speaker 3: Oh you said Aaron Rodgers threw zero incompletions in training

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Speaker 3: camp because you didn't see any on Hard Knocks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, unbelievable, but it's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, those shows are edited.

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Speaker 1: It's a TV show.

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Speaker 2: Trust me.

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Speaker 3: He's thrown many incomplete passes that you haven't seen.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what, I'm about to edit

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Speaker 2: your lifespan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish that when your father hit on your mother,

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Speaker 1: that was an incomplete pass.

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Speaker 3: Oh you said Michael Jordan never lost in the first

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Speaker 3: round of the NBA playoffs.

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Speaker 2: Never bro, perfect playoff resume.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually lost in the first round. In his

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Speaker 3: first three seasons with the Bulls and with the Wizards,

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Speaker 2: Oh well, if anyone's an expert on being a loser.

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Speaker 1: It's you. Yeah. And after the show, I'm gonna wizard

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Speaker 3: Oh you called the Y two kve a quote dangerous

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Speaker 3: near miss?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Bro, scary times.

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Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, the world almost ended.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Ye, No it didn't.

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Speaker 3: That was just all hype. Nothing actually happened.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what won't be a near

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and nothing happened is how I would describe the

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Speaker 1: end of all your dates.

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Speaker 3: Oh, when you were comparing Bryce young to Dak Prescott,

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Speaker 3: you showed Bryce Young's stats from last season. So yes,

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Speaker 3: so he was in college. Of course his stats would

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know which pro has great stats,

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Speaker 2: the hitman I hired to kill you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw your stats from college. Laid zero times. Bo.

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Speaker 3: You called Giants QB Tommy DeVito a total bust. Yeah

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Speaker 3: he sucks. Sucks bro, Yep, he was undrafted. You can't

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what I also can't say

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know who else is gonna get drafted?

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Speaker 2: Yo?

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Speaker 1: After I fought in your face.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you said the NFL playoffs should take place at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, everyone's healthy level playing field, Bro, But.

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Speaker 3: Then there would be no point in playing the rest

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Speaker 3: of the season. That's a terrible idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you know what has a point the knife

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Speaker 2: I'm going to jam into your back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know what else was a terrible idea

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Speaker 1: when your dad didn't pull out?

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Speaker 3: You said the historical figure who stole signs from the

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Speaker 3: British was Paul Bunyan. Yeah, Bro, American hero Bro. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 3: you're confusing him with Paul Revere. Paul Bunyan is a

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're going to be a historical figure

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Speaker 2: after I murder you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the next Paul you're going to see is the

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Speaker 3: H You said that whenever Carson Wentz has been benched,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, totally got the patterns. Bro.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when the Cults replaced Carson Wentz with Matt Ryan,

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Speaker 3: Matt and Ryan had the worst season of his career.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, after the show, you're going to see

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Speaker 2: a cult my gun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what's gonna be a better replacement for

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Speaker 3: Oh, you said after the Lions Cowboys game that every

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Speaker 1: Time, Yeah, bro, totally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it would improve the game.

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Speaker 3: No, it would ruin the game. You could only have

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're eligible to receive my knife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know who's always an eligible receiver, your mother.

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Speaker 3: Oh you said that Jalen Hurts was in danger after

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Speaker 3: the NFL removed security guard Dom Dessandra.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, scary, frightening.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you do realize there were other security guards on

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Speaker 3: the field. He wasn't in danger.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what you're gonna be in

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know what dom ever should have been removed

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Speaker 3: You said the center for the t Wolves was Rudy Gobert.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, that's his name.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You do you even watch basketball? It's Rudy Gobert.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Well I can't wait though murder you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can't wait to shoot you with my

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Speaker 1: revolve there.

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Speaker 3: Oh you said the Eagles are the most clutched team

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Speaker 3: in the league because they led the NFL last year

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Speaker 3: in fourth down percentage.

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Speaker 1: Can't argue the stats, bro, Yeah, that's called research.

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Speaker 3: Bro. But the Eagles lost six of their last seven

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Speaker 3: games last year. That's like the opposite of clutch.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well after the show, you're going to be

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Speaker 2: the opposite of a.

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Speaker 1: Live Yeah, I'm gonna opposite on your face till you're dead.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, Bet Bernhard longer to win the Masters.

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Speaker 1: Two time chant bro book it, Bro.

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Speaker 3: No, not all only, as he's sixty six years old,

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Speaker 3: he's not playing in this year's tournament.

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Speaker 1: I just looked it up.

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Speaker 3: He tore his achilles playing pick a ball, so I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty sure that isn't a can't lose bed.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're gonna burn Hard Laga when I

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Speaker 2: douse you in kerosene.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, you can't lose your virginity, Tony.

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Speaker 3: You said you threw away a powerball ticket that matched

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Speaker 3: five white numbers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, no participation trophies win his only?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bro, that ticket was a winner. If you match

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Speaker 3: five white numbers, you win a million dollars. So you

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh, you know what else I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: throw away your burned corpse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know what. I need more than a million

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Speaker 1: dollars for you to shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 3: Oh you said we could solve all these MLB pitching

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Speaker 3: scandals if you stopped using foreign substances and start using

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Speaker 3: substances made in America.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, yeah by American Broye. No no, no no.

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Speaker 3: A foreign substance isn't something that's made in another country.

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Speaker 3: It's called foreign because it doesn't belong in the game.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what you don't belong in

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Speaker 2: a woman?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what substances foreign to you?

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Speaker 2: Vagina. We're coming back on just to wrap up this episode.

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Speaker 2: We didn't actually listen to the episode. Now, we don't

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Speaker 2: even know what you just heard, but we assume it

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Speaker 2: was all good and those all good corrections, all right,

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Speaker 2: so hopefully you know tell us if something got messed up,

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Speaker 2: they will fire Jet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know, and.

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Speaker 2: When we say fire, we may put him in a

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Speaker 3: And light him on fire.

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Speaker 1: But also rest assured Nick Foles his book for.

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Speaker 2: Next say you go me, Hey, Tony. We didn't do

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Speaker 2: much today, but great job as always.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, another fawless rerun.

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Speaker 2: As far as we know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see if thing for next week. See yuh