WEBVTT - Episode 57: All Is Right In The World

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circle that. Dan

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<v Speaker 1>actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I

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<v Speaker 1>became consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. You lost seven

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<v Speaker 1>units last week over too? What can I say? But

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<v Speaker 1>you lost seven units? I know I was very confident

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<v Speaker 1>two minutes ago in a game. I got burrows. He

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<v Speaker 1>needs fifty ards and kick a field goal. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>singing a different tune today the book. He was happy

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<v Speaker 1>this week? Yeah, no ship that guy loves you, Dylan.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan won two units last week and then Shay, what

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<v Speaker 1>did you loose? Did you win? Hell? Yeah? Okay? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you win three units? Want? Three units? Absolutely? Uh? Dante Smith? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>And Larry is back to being in last place. It's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's they. They got to knock our quarterbacks out for

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<v Speaker 1>us to lose games, and knock mahomes out. Jacksonville kicks

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<v Speaker 1>a field goal could cover against us. That brutal. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what San Francisco was thinking. There was nobody

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<v Speaker 1>could have gone in at the half time and said,

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<v Speaker 1>did any of you guys play quarterback in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's gotta be ten guys on the roster played

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<v Speaker 1>high school quarterback. McCaffrey could have played quarterback for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw a couple incomplete so they don't have nine guys

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<v Speaker 1>in the bottom use check too. I think it was there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would have thought that they could have had

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<v Speaker 1>just put Deebo back there, like, yeah, it would have

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<v Speaker 1>been better than Brock. Pretty They definitely did in game

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<v Speaker 1>plan for that either. I don't understand that back with

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<v Speaker 1>the with the tennis elbow, what about it took him

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<v Speaker 1>out of the game for his elbow and he came

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<v Speaker 1>back in for what, like, for what reason? I just

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<v Speaker 1>to give the impression that they had a listed his

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback save face a little bit. All right, So recap thing, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>uh anything you want to recamp here? Um? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>uh so I went three and one, um and just

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<v Speaker 1>read straight bets. Obviously had the Niners. We all know

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<v Speaker 1>how that went. Um. Patrick Mahomes did not score first

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<v Speaker 1>or anytime actually, but he was moving around a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more than I think people thought he was going to,

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<v Speaker 1>at least on one play. Yeah, that was really the

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<v Speaker 1>one I was thinking bad. Larry had two bets, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the four units with the Bengals minus one had the Niners.

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<v Speaker 1>You had the Bengals Chiefs over forty seven, and you

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<v Speaker 1>did win on the Eagles Niners under congratulations on after

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<v Speaker 1>the first game, was down a unit and very happy position. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a couple of future best on not with you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>but in real life you're always doing. Here we go, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>this is losers damn future best on the forty nine

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<v Speaker 1>is to make the super Bowl. And I was still

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<v Speaker 1>betting Cincinnati in the game. No no hedge in at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I liked some sinnati. You're no gardener if they played,

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<v Speaker 1>If they played again, I've bet Cincinnati again. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to recap your stuff, shape and Larry, this

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<v Speaker 1>is reality, you're saying, you know, in reality, I had

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<v Speaker 1>these other bets. This is we've already sent them down

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<v Speaker 1>seven units for the weekly. I got that, Larry doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an alternate world also, Dan, where I was still

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<v Speaker 1>very confident in the Bengals. Why would you bet on

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<v Speaker 1>them again if they lost? Maybe we have a different

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<v Speaker 1>referee group. Now. I'm not even gonna say that I've

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<v Speaker 1>never seen a We just did and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>third nine, Let's just do it over because we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get we picked what happened? If we picked that ball

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<v Speaker 1>off and took it for a touchdown, that think they

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<v Speaker 1>were to replay that, they would have toured a stadium down.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have made this absolutely crazy. They would have

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<v Speaker 1>made you replay that and then then the next play

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<v Speaker 1>that Now the rest of say, okay, we messed up,

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<v Speaker 1>um canum Cincinnati stopped them. Let's make sure they stop

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<v Speaker 1>him again and get the fun. Get the game back

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<v Speaker 1>to you, all the holding on Nyla Apple and give

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<v Speaker 1>him a first dound. Are you having a stroke, No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just laughing about reliving that weekend. That's horrible. I

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you. There. There were some calls that that

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<v Speaker 1>play should have, you know, counted. They should have said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>our our mistake. But you know the play was was

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't blow it dead. And then people say, well

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't score on that drive. Well, you still change

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<v Speaker 1>field position and you still ran the clock on the

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<v Speaker 1>Bengals there. But that's all revisionist history does. The Eagles

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<v Speaker 1>DeVante Smith reception the big one, which also worked out

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<v Speaker 1>for Shade too, but that was not a catch Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go with the revisionist history dot com. You

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<v Speaker 1>would admit that I would never admit that Shay had

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<v Speaker 1>Philly he had? You lost. The Bengals brought pretty under

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half touchdown, Ding, Ding Ding, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>laypp both teams completing their first passing attempt. Yeah. Most

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<v Speaker 1>receiving yards Davante Smith, he had thirty six yards. Never

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<v Speaker 1>in down that one reception reception. Yeah, Hayden Hurst, you

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<v Speaker 1>lost that one scoring a touchdown and a J Brown

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<v Speaker 1>and anytime touchdown missed that as well. Alright, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hold off on your Super Bowl poocks for next week.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, for the most part, I have. I'm throwing

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<v Speaker 1>in one special super Bowl special this week because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get ahead of the current Okay, um, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>betting on that there will be an octopus in the

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl dan plus fourteen hundred, meaning that a player

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<v Speaker 1>has to score a touchdown and then subsequently score the

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<v Speaker 1>two point conversion right after. It's called an octopus for

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<v Speaker 1>the eight points. Is that? Yeah, from the same player

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<v Speaker 1>I actually just lied to. I never knew I was

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<v Speaker 1>called an octopus, but that just is the most obvious

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<v Speaker 1>reason ever doesn't have eight eight legs. No, that's definitely why.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I just thought it was a coolness.

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<v Speaker 1>I had not heard that before. Yeah, so that's plus

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen hundred. Okay, so there will be an octopus um

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<v Speaker 1>and then Dan obviously uh. In the next couple of weekends,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the American Cornhole League Finals. Everyone will be glued

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<v Speaker 1>to their TV for this one. Okay, before you get

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<v Speaker 1>to that, you guys are still waiting for bad Larry

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<v Speaker 1>to show up. Make a pit stop through here, and

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<v Speaker 1>you guys wanted to do explain the Wonderlick test that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys were gonna have. It's a drinking game. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so obviously we've been trying to get Larry up here

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<v Speaker 1>for a while now to do our standard Budweiser drinking competition,

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<v Speaker 1>but he keeps sucking us. So we have an alternate

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<v Speaker 1>one too, where we do an alternate universe here that Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Since we're speaking in alternate universes now, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>far far away universe where Larry finally shows up and

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<v Speaker 1>we all him, Shaye and I take the Wonderlick test,

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<v Speaker 1>which obviously everyone knows NFL players have to do at

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<v Speaker 1>the combine fifty questions in twelve minutes. But we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>spice it up where for each beer you drink during

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<v Speaker 1>the taking of the test, you get an extra point,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can kind of strategize a little bit. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should have a minimum amount of beers drink

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<v Speaker 1>for the test begins. Oh yeah, we'll get going before

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<v Speaker 1>the test. I would say, you get lathered up with

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<v Speaker 1>six yeah, six pack before. That's nothing to Larry. We

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<v Speaker 1>should do shots. Well, no, it's here we go. We

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<v Speaker 1>talked about this. We're not doing shots the six pack.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll oather that up myself if I even see you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were not to concern about that. Okay, I will

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<v Speaker 1>administer the wonder will be the product. Okay, I'll beat

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<v Speaker 1>the proctor. I think the doctor did that to me

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks to proctologists in the corner. See

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of fun you're missing out on, Larry Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Larry, so we're thinking the week after the

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<v Speaker 1>Super Bowl, do you think you can finally drag your

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<v Speaker 1>ass up here for that. I know I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>the Providence game in Providence on that Saturday. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if my wife will let me leave. We

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<v Speaker 1>should do that. Well, on Thursday, we should go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Providence game with Larry. He or not? How about

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<v Speaker 1>if Dylan and Shay go to the Providence game with you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, because you never go to the game itself.

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<v Speaker 1>You use that as an excuse to get out of town. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be wasted. Only the Big East. That's only

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<v Speaker 1>the Big East Tournament. I went to the Big East.

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<v Speaker 1>I met Bad Larry at the Big East one year,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't watch one game right where there was

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<v Speaker 1>there was a decade. There was a decade. I never

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<v Speaker 1>went to my seat. We're just being to play by

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<v Speaker 1>PLAYMB shooting fausts for money all day, that's all. And

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you got the most famous arena out here,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got the Big East Tournament. And Bad Larry was

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<v Speaker 1>shooting free throws, drinking beer about making money the whole day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna that actually sounds pretty hours a day.

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<v Speaker 1>We never went toward a good decade, all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do the wonder lick then then uh, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>come up with a but that he can't new shots,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Well, for Larry's sake, I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 1>always keeping to him at this point. But we'll drink here,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just do well. Don't you want him to show

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<v Speaker 1>up if I say you got to do shots and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna wonder like if that's going to scare him away?

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<v Speaker 1>Why does Larry get to write the rules? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it. You will don't make a mere curious Larry

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<v Speaker 1>curious at this point, what Larry, we can sit those

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<v Speaker 1>two on the floor and play a game of Caps. Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little beer drinking game. I like, I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>wait for this when you're just gonna have to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember in Ireland? Yes, I remember we played Caps in

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<v Speaker 1>Ireland and with you again, Dan, you want I against

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<v Speaker 1>those two? No? No, because I said to you at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, I don't need a game to drink, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>and you go, no, this is great. We're gonna do Caps.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I go, okay, don't even what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't know what the game was. Larry was great at it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sitting there drinking and he goes, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't drink if you lose your drink. I go, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just drinking to drink In Ireland. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to wait, Like if we lost them. We drank, I

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<v Speaker 1>go no if we win, I drank. It didn't matter

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<v Speaker 1>there it was Larry ordering Budweiser's at the bar in Ireland.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they'll beat a ship out of you

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<v Speaker 1>that we were on a kitchen floor at a place

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<v Speaker 1>in a house in Ireland playing caps with two other guys,

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<v Speaker 1>just random people. Email. We knew him, but we don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. We don't want to list of losers? Do we? Dan? John,

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<v Speaker 1>John Nolan and John Heiner? John's Yeah, and John Nolan

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<v Speaker 1>I met, Yeah, you've met John Nolan. And then Heiner?

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<v Speaker 1>They call him what was his John? He the h

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<v Speaker 1>I ny, but we call him Heiner. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>another one of our roommates are Providence where they called

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<v Speaker 1>him Heiner. Uh. We got off the beaten path here,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe you do show up. We do beers would

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<v Speaker 1>do the wonder lick because America really wants to see

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<v Speaker 1>this happen. They want everybody to get together in one

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<v Speaker 1>one place here. We gotta go to the Province game.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to. Yeah, I think that's we should do

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<v Speaker 1>the s A T after. I think it's two o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday. Okay, are you staying over on Saturday in Providence. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, then then you know what, I think I

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<v Speaker 1>could probably squeeze that in. Then it sounds like there

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<v Speaker 1>could be a road trip and we have vacation after

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<v Speaker 1>that too, so I can go ball. So that's right

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<v Speaker 1>that next week and we're off. Okay, Um, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple more betstan what more? Sorry, he's such a degenerate.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. So we'll see what sport he bet? No,

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<v Speaker 1>he said cornhole. You've got a bet on cornhole? Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>So there's obviously the men's in the women's finals. Than um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking Kyle malone plus one thirty on the money

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<v Speaker 1>line to upset Jamie Graham. Okay for a unit, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm obviously taking Cheyenne Bubenheim against Rosie Straker, which

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<v Speaker 1>are two of the coolest names I've ever seen. But

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<v Speaker 1>Cheyenne Bubenheim was a name pick allowed? Why did they

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<v Speaker 1>separate it by the sex as his cornhole? Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>camp be an advantage of being a dude. What's that about?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We should should we file a formal complain?

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else you're betting on here? Dylan yep Um for

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<v Speaker 1>no reason whatsoever. I'm taking Arizona make the final four

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<v Speaker 1>in basketball and the plus that happened twenty two years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>the last time they have that team to me so

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<v Speaker 1>many times that that was Richard Jefferson Gilbert Arenas and

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<v Speaker 1>they lost a duke. They're always like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>three or four seed, two in the turn and they

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<v Speaker 1>get they just losing the second round. Well, what was

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<v Speaker 1>it last year or the year before. Weren't they a

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<v Speaker 1>number one seed? Yeah, they're one seed two years again.

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<v Speaker 1>They crushed me. Yeah, crushed me. I actually watched them

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<v Speaker 1>play that year and like, damn they are good. That's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna again this year. And then they were in one seed.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, now everybody knows, and I thought, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still taking them. Then they balance, Yeah, well when you're

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<v Speaker 1>playing callin Stanford, those Nerds schools, anything else you got

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<v Speaker 1>there doing? Yep, um you FC slash UCF if you're bad,

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<v Speaker 1>Larry this weekend taking the Black Beast Derrick Lewis. Larry

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know that it's UFC. He always calls it u C.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a tricky one, Dan, Yeah, Black Nights. Um So

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<v Speaker 1>Derrick Lewis over Sergey speed back by k r t

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<v Speaker 1>k O plus two forty five for a unit, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I gotta get in early Dan Oscar's bets it's

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<v Speaker 1>a month away Ish taking Banshees of Innisharon to win

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<v Speaker 1>Best Picture plus two twenty five. I think that line

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna move away the four units on that value

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<v Speaker 1>for units. Great movie and I'm getting the value. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also the most like oscar Z movie ever. Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>Brandon Gleeson and Colin Farrell. Yeah, in Bruges, one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorites. I know that you have a different opinion. Say,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that Seaton's on the road and he went

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<v Speaker 1>to the Northern Iowa Drake game him and you felt

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<v Speaker 1>the need to bet on that game because Seaton was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Had to okay, and he won My good Luck charm

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<v Speaker 1>one by the hook plus seven and a half. Bengo

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<v Speaker 1>bengos Uh? Did you you lost? Would you do you lost? Ou?

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<v Speaker 1>That was a bad bet. I won New Mexico State.

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<v Speaker 1>How about the maggiees uh? And then Rutgers laying the

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen against one of the worst teams in the Big

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<v Speaker 1>Tent Minnesota. Al Right, bets tonight? Yeah, I got us

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<v Speaker 1>F plus thirteen and a half. I got the Ducks

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<v Speaker 1>plus eight and a half against Arizona. Again's a fat

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<v Speaker 1>line called to Charleston laying the six and a half

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<v Speaker 1>against Drexel and then usd overe and a half. Your

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<v Speaker 1>Terrero's Charleston is actually really good this year, ain't bad? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>And then early Super Bowl bets four units on the

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<v Speaker 1>heads every time every year? Okay, I asked picture day Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, give me the breakdown. He said, Heads has

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<v Speaker 1>been called twenty seven times, Tales twenty nine times. We're

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<v Speaker 1>actually you're gonna go ahead and five. I always take

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<v Speaker 1>best dodds are gonna get this is I hammer this

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<v Speaker 1>every year, the best odds I'm gonna getta believe me,

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<v Speaker 1>still juice though I don't care lay it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do the same for tales. Right for you and it's

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<v Speaker 1>bad larrd. You got anything you're gonna do. I'm the

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<v Speaker 1>way my super Ball picks until next week. I did

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<v Speaker 1>put in a three or well three guys for the

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<v Speaker 1>p I what are they're playing pebble beach this week?

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<v Speaker 1>I figured that's what you guys would do. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize Dylan was going to bring them foodsball or something.

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<v Speaker 1>If there was a foosball line, you bet on it

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<v Speaker 1>like it actually sounds electric. Let's do it, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>Pebble Beach Top twenty, essas Kim, Maverick McNeely and Victories'tangles

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<v Speaker 1>Hoblin whatever his name, it's Victor Hovelin a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people like Maverick McNeeley to win. It's his home course, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think that's where he grew up.

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<v Speaker 1>His dad's a billionaire. I guess you could play everyone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. Maverick mcneli is such a billionaire. Dad

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<v Speaker 1>name Maverick. My son Maverick Maverick, and my other son

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<v Speaker 1>is top gun Goose Cruise Best Picture. I mean, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely gonna win a mindy snuck in top. All

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted was it to get nominated. That was it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how about we you know we recognize all right?

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<v Speaker 1>What else do you have? Lair and then just Maverick

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<v Speaker 1>mcneilian Victor. I'm gonna take three of them Top twenty

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<v Speaker 1>and just Maverick and Victor Top ten. I'm gonna add

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<v Speaker 1>Maverick McNeeley to miss the cut? Ray, Wow is there

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<v Speaker 1>a cut? Yeah? The home of course they're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let him miss the cut on the course. Doesn't abide

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<v Speaker 1>by anything, Larry. Wait, but why do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>You piss away units when you you were hard to

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<v Speaker 1>get these here? I do. I'm I think I'm spending wisely.

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<v Speaker 1>Fading Larry has worked out for me well in the past. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it hasn't always for sure, but I like

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm a risk taker, Dan, I know, but this

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<v Speaker 1>allows bad Larry to get back in. But these are

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<v Speaker 1>but these aren't attached to our football postseason football standings, right,

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<v Speaker 1>These are just general, stand alone, just general gambling. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys are betting your own money, and that's that's it. Okay, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody want anything on Aaron Rodgers? What Larry? No nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife just called into the order that I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go pick up for and she's letting me know that

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<v Speaker 1>it's not from the regular places she usually orders. It's

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<v Speaker 1>from a different restaurant. I'm I'm walking out with my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no big deal, Dan, Okay to two thousands, Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>we have cell phones. You you are so busy doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody is busier doing nothing than you. I totally agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Larry that rock you keep in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't call that a cell phone. And you send

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<v Speaker 1>us a video time. Literally you couldn't even tell what

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Oh and the other thing we didn't talk.

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<v Speaker 1>I owe you a beer and I owe you a beer. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>For Manisquan high school basketball. Right, I knew that was

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<v Speaker 1>going to happen. We had we bet pick them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the real line would have should have been sat Rose

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<v Speaker 1>by ten. There we go, But you didn't begin, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just bringing it up now. I forgot about it

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<v Speaker 1>last week, I know, but you're bringing up what the

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<v Speaker 1>line should have been. No, No, I should have been

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<v Speaker 1>given ten. Okay, have you bet the money line of

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<v Speaker 1>that thing? You would have made ten? You take the upset.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the plus. All right, So you guys stooping

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<v Speaker 1>so low to bet on you know South Jersey basketball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really where we're at. I'll take a martini. Actually, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>you will pull out of his octopus that a second ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and that now we're talking about high school basketball. Well

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<v Speaker 1>that's at least in the Super Bowl. We don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know these schools in South Larry, we gotta do some scouting.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to South Jersey, Larry, we'll just get sharp

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<v Speaker 1>on Jersey college, our high school basketball. Let's do it

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<v Speaker 1>and trap anything else that needs to be brought up here. Um, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>what was your scar? Did they have the twelve fifty?

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<v Speaker 1>And I took them once, not like these guys who

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<v Speaker 1>take courses now and they go and take them ten times.

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<v Speaker 1>I took the A C T on acid and it

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<v Speaker 1>works right. Yeah, I got like a twenty something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I know people who weren't an acid that

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<v Speaker 1>did way worse than that. Yeah, it was awesome. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I had a fourteen four? No you did, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. No ship, Yeah, I took mine. Mine

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<v Speaker 1>was because of the writing the A C T. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're east of the Mississippi. Do they make it

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<v Speaker 1>take it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's how I got into school.

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<v Speaker 1>My grades were dogshit school sucking nerds. Yeah yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>h I overthought it, you know, and I and then

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<v Speaker 1>you had to get like an eighteen I think college.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like that that's the basic baseline. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>can get into college. Thank god, you could shoot god. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>uh alright, what ray? So if we're talking about low scores.

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<v Speaker 1>Does anyone have any ideas who the lowest wonderlick scores

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<v Speaker 1>of all time are the NFL? He's in there. He's six,

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<v Speaker 1>a former l s U defensive back. That is correct,

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<v Speaker 1>he's at four. Morris clay Born Cowboy. There's some big

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<v Speaker 1>names in here. Frank Gore sixth, he got it marks, No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not in there. Actually, six is so hard to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fifty questions in twelve minutes. Like, yeah, but a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of these guys don't even care about it. They've

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<v Speaker 1>been to school since eighth grade. Nobody made him go

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<v Speaker 1>to school in high school. But these questions you you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, these aren't real questions that you answer every day. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just like dumb like reasoning and yeah, like if you

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<v Speaker 1>lead from this train station and you get there, but

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<v Speaker 1>then what time is it the day before? If you

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<v Speaker 1>would have left and went the other direct, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, I don't need that. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>most of the ship in school was not applicable these

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<v Speaker 1>day and age. Well, at least I tell myself that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you graduated from college? No, absolutely not, Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>did did you go to college? I did? I went

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<v Speaker 1>for a minute or two. The college. No. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to North Texas in Denton, and the only class I

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<v Speaker 1>got a grade in was political science. All the other classes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I couldn't find half of them, so I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't even try. It's a big campus. That was why.

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<v Speaker 1>Well why did you go to college to begin with?

0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Because people like expected you to? And I was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about college football and all this other bullshit, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just really got into it. Instead of school,

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<v Speaker 1>I got into uh howent at the moon, Danny, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>got after you were? You were summa cum lade oh man,

0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I was a kingmaker, Summa consume consum. Yeah. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I went to class sober one time? Bad, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>You were a good student, Yeah, good student, got good grades,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do any homework, never studied virgins. You would expect

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<v Speaker 1>meet you the library, nerd. I won't know. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to every I didn't miss class. I went to every class,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just didn't do any homework and whatever I

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<v Speaker 1>retained from classes? What I urge on the test? She

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<v Speaker 1>is calling you a virgin? Yeah? Proven wrong, Larry? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how about opinion for two more weeks? What what are

0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:44.200
<v Speaker 1>you saying what I didn't hear that sometimes you have.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have that opinion for two more weeks till we meet.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to have sex with Dylan? Sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>what are we talking about? Take the water link. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a gamble for you doing? All right? Now, I'm going

0:22:57.160 --> 0:22:59.639
<v Speaker 1>to be the ones. Okay, now let me hold you

0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:01.960
<v Speaker 1>know what. You better tell your wife what you're up to,

0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:06.800
<v Speaker 1>Larry and and your sister in law to Merebeth Whiter.

0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Larry White, Yes, at least tell us what you ordered. Yeah,

0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:15.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you ordered. Shay and Irving podcast

0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 1>here as we dip into February. What do we need

0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:22.120
<v Speaker 1>to know? The audience can wherever they consume their podcasts,

0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:24.879
<v Speaker 1>can listen to Shay and Irving's podcast. Well, we just

0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:27.760
<v Speaker 1>went over this week in d GEN history. And I

0:23:27.800 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you'll remember this, but remember when Justin

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:34.520
<v Speaker 1>timber Lake gave us a titty for America That was yesterday,

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:37.400
<v Speaker 1>several years ago, something we should remember an honor. Yeah,

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:42.720
<v Speaker 1>I remember working that Super Bowl and we slowed down

0:23:42.800 --> 0:23:48.000
<v Speaker 1>the video many times, like back it up, back it up,

0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:53.120
<v Speaker 1>back it up. Uh So, Shay an Irving podcast, wherever

0:23:53.119 --> 0:23:54.720
<v Speaker 1>you get your podcast, and we'll talk to you next

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<v Speaker 1>week on Dan Patrick Takes Again. Good luck y'all, bo