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Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circle that. Dan

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Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. You lost seven

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Speaker 1: units last week over too? What can I say? But

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Speaker 1: you lost seven units? I know I was very confident

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Speaker 1: singing a different tune today the book. He was happy

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Speaker 1: this week? Yeah, no ship that guy loves you, Dylan.

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Speaker 1: Dylan won two units last week and then Shay, what

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Speaker 1: did you loose? Did you win? Hell? Yeah? Okay? Did

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Speaker 1: you win three units? Want? Three units? Absolutely? Uh? Dante Smith? Hello?

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Speaker 1: And Larry is back to being in last place. It's yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's they. They got to knock our quarterbacks out for

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Speaker 1: us to lose games, and knock mahomes out. Jacksonville kicks

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Speaker 1: don't know what San Francisco was thinking. There was nobody

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Speaker 1: because it's gotta be ten guys on the roster played

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Speaker 1: high school quarterback. McCaffrey could have played quarterback for sure.

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Speaker 1: Throw a couple incomplete so they don't have nine guys

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Speaker 1: plan for that either. I don't understand that back with

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Speaker 1: uh so I went three and one, um and just

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Speaker 1: at least on one play. Yeah, that was really the

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Speaker 1: one I was thinking bad. Larry had two bets, uh,

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Speaker 1: the four units with the Bengals minus one had the Niners.

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Speaker 1: You had the Bengals Chiefs over forty seven, and you

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Speaker 1: did win on the Eagles Niners under congratulations on after

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Speaker 1: the first game, was down a unit and very happy position. Um,

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Speaker 1: I had a couple of future best on not with you, guys,

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Speaker 1: but in real life you're always doing. Here we go, Larry,

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Speaker 1: this is losers damn future best on the forty nine

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Speaker 1: is to make the super Bowl. And I was still

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Speaker 1: betting Cincinnati in the game. No no hedge in at all.

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Speaker 1: Just I liked some sinnati. You're no gardener if they played,

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Speaker 1: If they played again, I've bet Cincinnati again. All right,

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Speaker 1: you want to recap your stuff, shape and Larry, this

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Speaker 1: is reality, you're saying, you know, in reality, I had

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Speaker 1: these other bets. This is we've already sent them down

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Speaker 1: seven units for the weekly. I got that, Larry doesn't.

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Speaker 1: There's an alternate world also, Dan, where I was still

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Speaker 1: very confident in the Bengals. Why would you bet on

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Speaker 1: them again if they lost? Maybe we have a different

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Speaker 1: referee group. Now. I'm not even gonna say that I've

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Speaker 1: never seen a We just did and you know what,

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Speaker 1: get we picked what happened? If we picked that ball

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Speaker 1: They would have made this absolutely crazy. They would have

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Speaker 1: um canum Cincinnati stopped them. Let's make sure they stop

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Speaker 1: him again and get the fun. Get the game back

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Speaker 1: to you, all the holding on Nyla Apple and give

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Speaker 1: I'm just laughing about reliving that weekend. That's horrible. I

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Speaker 1: agree with you. There. There were some calls that that

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Speaker 1: Bengals there. But that's all revisionist history does. The Eagles

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Speaker 1: DeVante Smith reception the big one, which also worked out

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Speaker 1: Philly he had? You lost. The Bengals brought pretty under

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Speaker 1: hold off on your Super Bowl poocks for next week.

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Speaker 1: in one special super Bowl special this week because I

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Speaker 1: want to get ahead of the current Okay, um, I'm

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Speaker 1: betting on that there will be an octopus in the

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl dan plus fourteen hundred, meaning that a player

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Speaker 1: two point conversion right after. It's called an octopus for

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Speaker 1: the eight points. Is that? Yeah, from the same player

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Speaker 1: I actually just lied to. I never knew I was

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Speaker 1: called an octopus, but that just is the most obvious

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Speaker 1: reason ever doesn't have eight eight legs. No, that's definitely why.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, I just thought it was a coolness.

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Speaker 1: and then Dan obviously uh. In the next couple of weekends,

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Speaker 1: it's the American Cornhole League Finals. Everyone will be glued

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Speaker 1: to show up. Make a pit stop through here, and

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Speaker 1: so obviously we've been trying to get Larry up here

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Speaker 1: we all him, Shaye and I take the Wonderlick test,

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Speaker 1: should do shots. Well, no, it's here we go. We

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Speaker 1: what kind of fun you're missing out on, Larry Um.

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Speaker 1: the Providence game in Providence on that Saturday. Now, I

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Speaker 1: should do that. Well, on Thursday, we should go to

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Speaker 1: the Providence game with Larry. He or not? How about

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Speaker 1: if Dylan and Shay go to the Providence game with you.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, because you never go to the game itself.

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be wasted. Only the Big East. That's only

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Speaker 1: the Big East Tournament. I went to the Big East.

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Speaker 1: I met Bad Larry at the Big East one year,

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Speaker 1: went to my seat. We're just being to play by

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Speaker 1: shooting free throws, drinking beer about making money the whole day.

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Speaker 1: We never went toward a good decade, all right, So

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Speaker 1: we'll do the wonder lick then then uh, and we'll

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Speaker 1: all right. Well, for Larry's sake, I feel like we're

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Speaker 1: we'll just do well. Don't you want him to show

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Speaker 1: we're gonna wonder like if that's going to scare him away?

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Speaker 1: Why does Larry get to write the rules? I don't

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Speaker 1: get it. You will don't make a mere curious Larry

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Speaker 1: curious at this point, what Larry, we can sit those

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Speaker 1: two on the floor and play a game of Caps. Dan,

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Speaker 1: that's a little beer drinking game. I like, I cannot

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Speaker 1: Remember in Ireland? Yes, I remember we played Caps in

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Speaker 1: Ireland and with you again, Dan, you want I against

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Speaker 1: Didn't know what the game was. Larry was great at it.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there drinking and he goes, no, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just drinking to drink In Ireland. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: there it was Larry ordering Budweiser's at the bar in Ireland.

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Speaker 1: I feel like they'll beat a ship out of you

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Speaker 1: that we were on a kitchen floor at a place

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Speaker 1: just random people. Email. We knew him, but we don't

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Speaker 1: want to. We don't want to list of losers? Do we? Dan? John,

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Speaker 1: John Nolan and John Heiner? John's Yeah, and John Nolan

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Speaker 1: I met, Yeah, you've met John Nolan. And then Heiner?

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Speaker 1: I ny, but we call him Heiner. Yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: another one of our roommates are Providence where they called

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Speaker 1: him Heiner. Uh. We got off the beaten path here,

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Speaker 1: so maybe you do show up. We do beers would

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Speaker 1: this happen. They want everybody to get together in one

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Speaker 1: one place here. We gotta go to the Province game.

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Speaker 1: We have to. Yeah, I think that's we should do

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Speaker 1: a couple more betstan what more? Sorry, he's such a degenerate.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you ordered. Shay and Irving podcast

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Speaker 1: several years ago, something we should remember an honor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: back it up. Uh So, Shay an Irving podcast, wherever

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Speaker 1: week on Dan Patrick Takes Again. Good luck y'all, bo