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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Friday

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Speaker 1: John Witherspoon August seventh through the ninth. Tickets are available

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Speaker 1: at Parlor Live dot com or call four two five

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Speaker 1: two eight nine seven thousand twenty five. Oh hi, May

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Speaker 1: I speak to Samantha please? Oh yeah, this is she.

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Speaker 1: Hi Samantha. My name is Steve. I'm calling from insurance.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm okay? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you for asking. I'm calling in regards

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Speaker 1: to your hit and run claim. Okay, good, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you called. Yeah, I'm actually calling to let you know

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Speaker 1: we won't be covering any of the damages to your car.

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Speaker 1: Wait what, We're not going to cover a single dollar?

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Speaker 1: Why not? Well, I went down to the body shop

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Speaker 1: and looked at it yesterday myself, and I saw the

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Speaker 1: dent in your fender. Okay, and to me, to me,

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Speaker 1: it looks like you did that yourself. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't look like it hitn't run. To me, the fender

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Speaker 1: is totally messed up. I didn't do that myself. The

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Speaker 1: fender is messed up. It is, But if you want

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Speaker 1: to know my expert opinion, it looks to me like

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Speaker 1: you took a crowbar to it in a fit of rage.

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Speaker 1: That's what I think. Are you kidding? That's ridiculous. Why

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Speaker 1: would I do that? Who knows why people do what

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Speaker 1: they do when they're angry. I'm guessing maybe your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: broke up with you, or you got in a fight

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Speaker 1: with him and then ran out to your driveway and

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Speaker 1: just started going to town on your bumper. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I've seen it happen a million times. Can I speak

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Speaker 1: to your supervisor, Steve. He's just going to tell you

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Speaker 1: the same thing I am. I doubt it until hypothesize that,

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Speaker 1: like I had a breakup with my boyfriend and took

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Speaker 1: a crowbar to my fender. So you're admitting its damaged?

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Speaker 1: It is ridiculous. Did you just so? You just well,

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Speaker 1: you just said you had a fight with your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: and he took a crowbar. I was talking about how

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Speaker 1: stupid it was of you to make that up. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: I've got you back into a corner, don't I just

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Speaker 1: admit it. Don't believe that you are stupid enough to

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Speaker 1: think that I would have taken a crowbar to my

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Speaker 1: own car to get money. I've seen it happen to

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Speaker 1: try to extort money from the insurance company, I would

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Speaker 1: have totaled my car. Did you just say you were

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Speaker 1: trying to total your car to get insurance money? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. This is where I feel like you're enjoying

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Speaker 1: this right now. I am because I just love catching

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Speaker 1: a crook. I am not crook. You are a idiot.

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Speaker 1: I am not a crook. I'm just someone who pays

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Speaker 1: for car insurance. I wants to get their car taking

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Speaker 1: care of because the sender was totaled by some idiot

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Speaker 1: who drove by and didn't leave a note or to

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Speaker 1: take care of it. You're going to take care of

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Speaker 1: it right now, or an angry scorned woman with a crowbar?

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Speaker 1: Which one makes more sense? Another far driving by hitting

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Speaker 1: my car makes more sense. That makes more sense, idiot?

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Speaker 1: How long have you been at your position on Its ridiculous?

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Speaker 1: You're telling me another car hitting your bumper makes more

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Speaker 1: sense than you being angry at your boyfriend one night

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Speaker 1: storming out of the house. That makes more sense. Storming

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Speaker 1: out of the house a fitter rage and then bashing

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Speaker 1: in your bum ridiculous. You watch so much TV, you

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Speaker 1: obviously have nothing going on. In your life. So okay,

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Speaker 1: right now, all right, I'm being so mad, Samantha. Listen,

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Speaker 1: what it was a little test. I was putting you

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Speaker 1: through a little test. Yeah, I was testing you and

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Speaker 1: you passed. Congrats? What do you mean test? I wanted

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Speaker 1: to see if you could stick to your guns when questioned,

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Speaker 1: and you obviously can. So I'm gonna make you an offer.

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Not at all? Listen. I know

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Speaker 1: it was fraud, but I don't care. I'll approve your

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Speaker 1: claim and then we split the money fifty fifty. You

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Speaker 1: are a idiot. I'm going to call all right, okay, hey,

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Speaker 1: you're super bow. All right, all right, you drive a

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Speaker 1: hard bargain sixty forty. I'll take fired for this. This

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Speaker 1: is illegal what you're doing. Hey, going to make sure

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Speaker 1: you lose your job? All right, fine, eighty eighty twenty

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Speaker 1: eighty twenty. I'll give you eighty percent of the money.

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Speaker 1: What more do you need from me? Be ashamed of yourself? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's your loss if you don't want some extra money,

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Speaker 1: because I thought that we could have splitt being I

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Speaker 1: have encountered in such a long time. You have ruined

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Speaker 1: my day. I cannot believe how easy it's going to

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Speaker 1: be for me to call my lawyer when we hang

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Speaker 1: up to get you arrested to make sure you lose

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Speaker 1: your job. This is disgusting. I won't stand for it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Would it ruin your day more or less? If I

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Speaker 1: told you that you were on the radio? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? This is actually jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you? Are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: your friend Molly set you up. What your friend Molly

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Speaker 1: set you up for a prank phone call? She says,

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Speaker 1: It makes her laugh when you get flustered. Yeah, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: What a great not even a little bit funny to you? No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't funny. Okay. Well, you realize your car is

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Speaker 1: okay and like your insurance is taking care of it

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Speaker 1: and everything. It doesn't change the fact that you just

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Speaker 1: sucked up my day, making me feel like, well, you

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Speaker 1: sucked up my day. Cool? Are we done here? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your time to have a bad day.

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning with jul phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, call out three hundred bucks one eight

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Speaker 1: six six moving ninety two five. First, thanks for some

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Speaker 1: really really just letting the whole word feel it and

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Speaker 1: feel it. And I'm still letting the murder being a

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Speaker 1: sack to Dann like I'm giving lessons in physics, Prime works.

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Speaker 1: What a bad like this, I'm alone, pick it up,

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Speaker 1: just like this cup of eight, cup of goose, cup

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Speaker 1: of creep,