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Speaker 1: Mayax showed up with a life size cardboard cutout of

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Speaker 1: himself and asked the judge if he could legally marry

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Speaker 1: that instead of me, because it would be less argumentative.

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Speaker 1: It's a text message that we just got in at

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Speaker 1: four one O six one because people online are sharing

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Speaker 1: the most WTF things their exits did during divorce hearings.

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Speaker 1: And it all started because of one man whose story

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Speaker 1: is going viral this morning out of Florida, of course,

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Speaker 1: oh ya, but divorce melt down made headlines. A man

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Speaker 1: in Tampa made headlines this week after turning his divorce

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Speaker 1: hearing into what witnesses described as a full theatrical production

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Speaker 1: oh me. According to court officials, forty two year old

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Speaker 1: Darren Pike arrived pushing a rolling cart labeled Exhibit A

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Speaker 1: ah the truth on it, and when the judge asked

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Speaker 1: him to begin speaking, Pike dimmed the courtroom lights and

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Speaker 1: used a remote controlled smoke machine that he had hidden

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Speaker 1: another data diduction, and launched into a forty slide power

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Speaker 1: point titled Operation who Ruined My Life?

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Speaker 2: Oh Man?

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Speaker 1: I'd love to be the judge of things escalated quickly.

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Speaker 1: Slide seven included what Pike claimed was a timeline of

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Speaker 1: emotional crimes, complete with a red yard and connecting photos

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Speaker 1: like it was a conspiracy board or like a board

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Speaker 1: you see like in the police office for now a

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Speaker 1: criminal organization. Yeah. Effort also had dramatic music playing while

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Speaker 1: he was doing it, and a laser pointer and the

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Speaker 1: Sorry sorry I'm reading the story clearly, but he reportedly

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Speaker 1: sunned the courtroom when his friend busted through the door.

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Speaker 1: What yeah, unannounced and wheeled in a live goat stop

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Speaker 1: wearing a little suit, which is cute. That is really cute.

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Speaker 1: But he then exclaimed, we're talking about a guy's divorce

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Speaker 1: hearing who is making national headlines today. He then exclaimed

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Speaker 1: that Goat has shown me more loyalty in three weeks

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Speaker 1: than my wife didn't tend here, I.

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Speaker 2: Like the best friend who got the role to wheel

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Speaker 2: right to make that statement.

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Speaker 3: I'm really grateful for my divorce and when I hear

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Speaker 3: stories like this, to be honest with you are just

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Speaker 3: so cut Like my ex and I we're still friends now.

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Speaker 3: Like it was just like you know what, this isn't working.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, not a lot that way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hearing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The judge immediately ordered that the goat be removed,

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Speaker 1: and then the guy attempted to play a breakup song

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Speaker 1: that he wrote on ukulele. This guy was really going

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Speaker 1: it got cut short when he started singing. All he

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Speaker 1: got out was your honor, she dishonored my heart.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's accurate, I feel you was he.

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Speaker 2: Like being his own lawyer?

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Speaker 1: Was Is this even a laugh? Mister ben I have

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Speaker 1: no idea how he was able to even start pulling

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Speaker 1: this off, but it only I'll lasted eleven minutes before

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Speaker 1: he was arrested.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, as soon as you touched

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Speaker 3: the lights in the courtroom, I think there's gonna be

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Speaker 3: an issue he was hold.

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Speaker 2: On he was arrested.

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Speaker 1: Yeah's things in the courtroom.

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Speaker 3: You know, get cops everywhere with guns and lights off.

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Speaker 2: But they gave him the floor, but they gave him

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Speaker 2: the opportunity to share his story. Clearly, if he's making

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Speaker 2: power points, this is a serious situation.

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Speaker 1: Because of this guy's story, divorce people are sharing the

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Speaker 1: most unhinched things their excees have done during their divorce hearings,

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Speaker 1: and here are some of the responses. You can also

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Speaker 1: text yours in at four one o six months. Use

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Speaker 1: one said during mediation, my ex tried to submit a

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Speaker 1: thirty seven page manifesto about how the moon controls women's

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Speaker 1: emotion and said that the divorce was technically the moon's fault.

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Speaker 3: I know people like that, and we do blame everything

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Speaker 3: on the moon.

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Speaker 2: How does this help you, though, as somebody who has

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Speaker 2: never been divorced dated people that have been divorced but

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Speaker 2: never been divorced, how does that type of stuff help

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Speaker 2: you in court?

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Speaker 1: Like if you're giving an example of why they Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if someone comes to court and says, I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: I was terrible. It was the moon's fault. The court

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Speaker 1: usually sees through that. All right, it works against and

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Speaker 1: see what was really going on here?

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Speaker 4: It works.

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Speaker 2: I mean if you sit there in point fingers at

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Speaker 2: all this stuff with the exception of like real pain,

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Speaker 2: Like don't you just look stupid and petty? For sure?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I think those people don't realize it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that lost crazy, it seems the things that they're saying,

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Speaker 1: I think they don't get it. They're like, I'm for sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm for sure going to win that, right, I know

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Speaker 1: my right.

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Speaker 3: They're still caught up in their head about their argument

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Speaker 3: that they're having about whatever that caused the divorce.

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Speaker 2: It all sucks and I'm sorry, but it just doesn't

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Speaker 2: make sense.

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Speaker 1: People say that they know they're right, Yeah, definitely, usually

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Speaker 1: do not know their right.

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Speaker 4: Did you even read Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And if you really know you're.

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Speaker 1: Right, you just shut up. Somebody else was talking about

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Speaker 1: a divorce that was completely unhinged. It said, my friend's

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Speaker 1: X demanded joint custody of the Netflix account and asked

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Speaker 1: the judge to rule that neither of them could watch

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Speaker 1: new episodes without the other present. Whoa what court case?

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Speaker 1: Is this? What lawyer accepted that right? What lawyers like? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good idea. We're gonna put that in there.

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Speaker 3: What else you want?

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Speaker 1: That must have been a big pay day. One guy

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Speaker 1: in a courthouse tried to invoice his ex wife for

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Speaker 1: emotional damages because she wants threw away his favorite T

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Speaker 1: shirt and fourteen these these.

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Speaker 3: Sound like arguments that happen in a bad marriage, but

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Speaker 3: not to bring it to court case.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, emotional damages is the real thing people send

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Speaker 2: out venmos, Now you don't have to get married after

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Speaker 2: you break up? What and if you felt like you like,

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Speaker 2: you know, really went through it. You can send a

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Speaker 2: VEMO and be like, you just wasted a year of

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Speaker 2: my life. I think that's at least worth sixty bucks.

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Speaker 3: Oh request, But I like that's.

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Speaker 4: Why people Also when you go to court, like if

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Speaker 4: I were getting divorced, that was a waste of a

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Speaker 4: lot of my time. And I don't care if it

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Speaker 4: was my fault or your fault, but like, you wasted

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Speaker 4: my time. I'm gonna go with a list of petty

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Speaker 4: things because I want not only my money, but I'm

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Speaker 4: not going to my time back, so I want something back.

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Speaker 3: Are you keeping the list as the relationship is going on?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: You do what one guy did. One judge shared that

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Speaker 1: they had somebody asked them to listen to a rap

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Speaker 1: distrack that he broke about who wrote about his exped

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Speaker 1: the beat because it contained important in context for the divorce,

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Speaker 1: dropped the beat out. Yeah, no word on if it

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Speaker 1: was a banger or not. I actually respect that.

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Speaker 3: No word if it was a banger or not.

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Speaker 1: A distract