WEBVTT - Never late for school 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:08.039 Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This as always 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.840 I'm your host, Craig Kikowski. And when I say as always, 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:13.760 I mean this is the second time I've ever done 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:18.320 this kind I'm sucking nervous. And there's also there's also 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:21.040 a lot of other ship to worry about that Kevin 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:26.440 never talks about, like seen suggestions, hosting the zoom uh 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:31.280 sending out invites the zen caster, the fucking egos of 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.960 these performers. How does Kevin Pollack do it? It is 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:42.120 truly a thankless, thankless job. Anyway, Let's meet these people 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:47.080 who are here to improvise today. Uh, starting with Chris Alvarado. Chris, 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.240 how am I doing so far? I think you're doing great? 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.440 And you know what, good for you for letting the 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:55.440 people look behind the curtain, right. Yeah, Well, there's a 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:59.840 vulnerability I think in you know, admitting you know how 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.040 how stressed out? But all of this makes sense. Okay, 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:06.200 here's your here's your real question. Would you rather be 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.319 a little too hot or a little too cold? Oh, 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.720 that's such a hard question. I'm gonna go with I'm 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.480 gonna go with a little, a little, a little, a 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:25.680 little too just a little, just a little either way, 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.360 a little too cold, you'd rather be a little too cold, 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:36.400 a little too cold. I don't love my answer, I know, Craig, 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:39.119 I don't love it. I'm done. I made my answer, 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.559 final answer. I'm glad I'm here. I mean, there's ways 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.920 to interpret that. I always feel like when talking about sleep, 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.000 like in your bed. You know it's a little too cold. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:51.640 You can always add more blankets, right, you know, but 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:54.280 it's a little too hot, you know. I find it 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:57.200 harder just because, like, just because, Craig, I'm thinking about this. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.160 I'm thinking I have to live in that stay eat 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:04.040 for however long without being able to correct it meaning 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.120 a little too hot. I could like to turn the 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.600 a C. I'm thinking I just have to live in 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.400 the state, Right, Craig, that's a better way to interpret it. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.720 I think you can't. You can't correct there's no jacket 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:18.680 if it's a little too cold. Yeah, I mean, I'm 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.840 taking it all in. This is maybe the deepest question 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:27.680 so far. Okay, uh, well, let's let's see if if 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:32.800 I have an equally deep question for Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie, Jackie, 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:36.280 for the rest of your life, you can only taste salt, sweet, 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.400 bitter or so. I I know where you're going with 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.480 this bitter or so? Are you can't choose you, mommy, 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.760 because that would be cheating what what what tastes? But 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:49.040 are you gonna focus on? I'm gonna focus on the tooth, 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.560 and that's my sweet tooth, my friend. Uh, it's strong 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:57.959 in my body and my um my blood jugger is 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:00.240 always like at a very healthy level, so I've feel 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:05.519 like my my body also does well. I'm made for sugar. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:10.560 I love sugar. Um, yeah, I do love. I love sweet. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.840 I love sweet, and you can obviously eat. You can 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:16.079 have a salad. You just won't taste anything. You won't 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.679 taste them. You won't taste the bitter anymore. They the 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.000 only the only taste that will pop are the sweet 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:26.000 ones that would be wonderful for me. I'm wondering who 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.520 like for me? It's it's salt. If I had to 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.720 go with one, some people would love I'm going with 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:35.720 I'm going with salty food. I love pizza, popcorn, potato 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:40.080 chips like all that ship. But who's going with bitter 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:48.840 or sour? Thing with bitter? Very fine palette? Yeah, I 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:53.520 think they have an issue issue I thought of them 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:57.280 as same taste, bitter and make the same face. Who 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.240 is the strange person who just talked, Well, it's it's 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:05.640 a tool, sig oh, a tool. I imagine at some 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:09.840 point in your life you've purchased a motor vehicle. Mm hmm. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.560 What is your what is your approach for dealing with 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:17.880 car salespeople? Uh, you just have to realize that it's 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.680 gonna take a lot of time, and there's no concept 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.440 of like walk in, walk out. Well, I'm not there 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.760 financially yet I've heard from people who are there financially 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.680 that sometimes they will just you can work it out 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.120 on the phone and they just drop it off at 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:35.000 your house and leave. The people do that. People do that, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:38.839 they by car, the guy comes to their house, they sign, 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.960 and then that guy leaves somehow without a car. And uh, 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.159 that's exciting. I look forward to that one day. But 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.320 right now, Uh, you know, you just you know, you 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.040 do your research, you do your Edmonds Go Blue book, 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:55.039 and you you just come in well prepared. You know 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.320 as much as they do, which I like, sorry too, 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.040 I like everybody to know and I think the what 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.120 you do, but just in case they don't, you are 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.960 the most grown up person. I know you also have 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:07.200 a very fun, playful side, but like you're the type 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:08.920 of guy that when my dad met him, was like, 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.279 I want to I wouldn't mind having some qualities that 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.440 a tool has. Its like my own father, you know 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.760 what I mean, he grows up when he grows up. 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.400 I can just imagine you walking into the dealership pretty 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.560 as far as you, as far as one can be, 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:26.240 very well prepared. You got a price, you you know 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.200 what you're looking for. I imagine that you're just very 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.559 like prepared is the word. We're not walking and I'm scared. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:35.080 I'm like, can I please maybe have a car? I 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.000 hope so, I don't know. I'm sure they're taking me 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.120 for a ride still, but we do. I think you 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:41.919 have to allow that, just like let him take you 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.960 for a ride for a little bit. It's terrifying. Thank 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.800 you a tool for for making it easier. Uh, last, 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:53.720 but not least, Mark Gagliardi, Hello Mark, it is never 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:58.880 too early to start planning your funeral. Uh what what 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:03.839 show too? Does that weone gonna sing along too? I 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:07.719 think I mean, obviously there's gonna be a whole section. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.440 It might be a medley. There will be playing medley 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:14.200 of chorus based song, so it'll be you know, you'll 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:21.600 have your seasons of Love there you go. Yeah, Seasons 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.520 of Love is going to be on there. Um that. Yeah, 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:28.279 I don't like. I don't know. I want my funeral 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:31.480 to be a a triumphant affair, so I've probably throw 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:36.080 some Do you hear the people sing in there? I 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:41.640 love it? Do you hear the people sing? Yeah? There 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.479 more people who can participate, I think, oh yeah, yeah, 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:49.320 I want a big rousing or maybe even um, consider 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:57.200 yourself from Oliver, that's a big rousing yourself. Yeah, family, 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.359 anything that would be lots of people marching through a 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:08.479 European city. This is great. I can't wait. I can't wait. Well, 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:12.640 I mean I can. Let's wait a while. It's gonna 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:17.160 be great. Uh Okay. Those are our alchemists for today 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.400 and uh that's been our show. No all of them 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:23.160 we're gonna improvised for you in a minute. But all 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.960 of our scene suggestions are gathered from listeners, emails, or 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.880 from our Patreon v I p s to become a 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.360 Patreon supporter of the show and enjoy exclusive content like 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.600 stand alone bonus scenes video of our recording sessions and 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.160 at the highest level of support Alchemniac, you'll have the 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.040 chance to join one of our recording sessions. Just head 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.400 on over to patreon dot com slash alchemy this. If 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.920 you'd like to submit a scene suggestion via email, please 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:49.160 write to the podcast at our new ish email address, 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:56.840 Alchemy This email at gmail dot com. That's seen one 0:07:56.880 --> 0:08:01.240 today comes from Luca Yee. Lou Ka says, why didn't 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:03.000 you tell me you were running out of scenes? Well, 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:05.600 that was true at the time you wrote this email, Luca, 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:09.200 we are no longer running out of scenes. We have, uh, 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.520 we have a plethora that we will never I can 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.400 tell you right now we will never ever ever get 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:17.640 to some of these seats set. So we're good for 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.840 right now. But at the time we we made a 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.520 flea and and you guys answered the call and so, 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.400 uh so we've got a lot of great ones. So 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:28.040 Lucas says, why didn't you tell me you're running out 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:33.880 of scenes? I've been rationing them. Uh, here's one. Never 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.360 late for school. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.440 let's go, let's go go. Get your stuff, get your stuff. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:52.720 Trevor Trevor, Trevor Frederick Johnson, Trevor Frederick Johnson. But Dr Johnson, 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.760 can I call you Dad yet? When you when you've 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:00.280 earned and you hit all your marks on our on 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:03.680 our checklist. Yeah, maybe then we'll have a proper relationship. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:06.520 Right now, you are about to be late for school again. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:10.400 I can't have that up. You go all right, I'm up. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.880 I'm up, Julie. Yes, I don't know if you noticed, 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.000 but I actually tied my own bow tie today. I 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.040 thought that it would be a great little accent to 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:25.400 my already superb uniform. Julie, you are the poster child. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.120 You heard me. I think you heard me. I don't know. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:30.760 I may have mumbled it under my breath, but if 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:34.760 you want it louder, it was. I think Dad would 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.520 love to hear what you just said. I'm up, I'm up, 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:42.320 I'm going to school. He used an expelutive. He used 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:48.559 an expelutive. Thank you, Julie. I'll handle it from here. Um, Julie, 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:52.800 you can drive today, Oh my god, saying she's eleven. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:10:00.280 When you match your responsibilities with your intellect, you get perks. Ah. Fine, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:05.679 remember that's my only thing. When you match say it 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:11.760 your responsibility. When your responsibilities with your intellects, you get 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:16.800 parks Principal Dugger. As you know, today is awards day. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.320 I know that Bosworth and the principal of this school. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.480 I'm the vice principle and if something were to happen 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:23.600 to you, I would step into your place. I know 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.160 the chain of command here in the line of succession. 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.240 All right, Mr Doug, I just wanted to go through 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.000 a couple of things now. For most of the awards, 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:34.559 the students voted. As you know, I know how the 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:38.040 voting system where I'm not at dating yet Bosworth. No, no, no, no, 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:39.520 I'm just saying, if something were to happen to you, 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.360 I would take your position, and I want to let 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:43.280 you know I'm ready to do so. I know how 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:47.160 it works. And Buzzworth, are you playing on doing me in? No? No, no, no, no, 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.640 that's not it at all. Okay, all right, um, okay, 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:55.040 So students have voted. Students have voted. We have funniest student, 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:58.000 we have smartest student, we have best looking students. We 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.960 have the standards second. Say all right, um, we have 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.400 worst looking students this year? We have second, we have 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:07.280 best looking and second best looking. All right, if you 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.280 wanted to throw that in, we could, We could make 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.560 you and I could judge that right now, Well, I 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:14.200 think we know who it is. Well, we know who 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.600 it is. We don't we don't, Well what keep that 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:21.200 between ourselves? A second best looking is almost like, you know, 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.720 losing the Super Bowl? Right? Yeah, that's right, that's right. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.400 That's the worst team a football is the team that 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:32.800 loses the Super Bowl. Oh oh I huh. I didn't 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:36.200 consider it that way. Okay, moving on to some of 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:38.360 the more boring awards. This is where you and I 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:44.680 jump in. Okay, so, um, we have um smartest person, 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.840 but that's that's just a number seve person. Yes, that 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:53.040 goes to me. Yeah, because we don't specify students a 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.640 second smartest person. I was helping. Maybe I could get 0:11:56.679 --> 0:12:01.720 your your vote, okay, okay, And then we're moving on 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:09.240 to attendance. Attendance, I know, I know, but so here's 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.000 the thing this year is we have two students that 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:15.959 have never missed the day. And now added those two students, 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.680 one of them has been on time every day and 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:23.520 one of them was late once. Now, attendance doesn't specify tardiness, 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.679 so I didn't know you're you're going to a tiebreaker. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:31.440 I'm saying it's typebreaker day. And as you know, that's 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.319 going to be done publicly. I mean it's in the 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.840 rule books. The students must compete in front of all 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:39.240 the other students to see who who is the best. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:44.840 Buzzworth is one of these students, Trevor Johnson, Yes, sir, okay. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:50.440 And who's the other one? His sister Julie Johnson. Julie Johnson, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:54.840 Trevor Johnson and Julie Johnson. Now we could just choose 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.400 right now. You can just do it right here. Now, 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:02.960 who's the one that's that's with slightly late once? Trevor 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:07.120 was slightly late once? Right now, I have it on 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.080 good authority that they come in the same car, so 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:14.559 they were probably on campus at the same time. Interesting, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:19.320 Well if if if something ever happened to you, I 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:23.719 got these trophies. Here, Where do I put them? Oh, 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.520 you're you're gonna want to put those in the auditorium 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.160 in the backstage. You have to sign off. We got 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:32.960 a loading doc. You know, we actually got this auditorium 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.920 was redone last year because our musical was such a 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:39.040 smash hit. We gotta bump up in the booster. So 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:41.760 you know, we got a lot of good money coming in. Now, 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:43.880 what did you what did you put on last year? 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.240 We put on it was a mashup. It was a 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:53.360 mashup of Oliver, le viz Lems and Oliver. Yeah, it 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:58.319 was called Mr Oliver, That's what it was called. Every 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:02.120 song was a mashup. Yeah, every saw was a bash 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.320 shop everyone. Sure, I would love to hear one of 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.600 those numbers to bottom. Yeah, you should have been there. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.679 It was incredible, kids, it's such a beautiful job. Well, 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.000 I just want to make sure where do you want 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:13.720 me to put these? Uh where you want to put 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:17.880 these swords for the tiebreaker? Oh? Yeah, you could actually 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:19.920 put that into us. We actually have a new dressing 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:23.560 room now. We got the whole auditorium revamped. Yeah, we 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:27.080 got a new bigger backstage situation, loading doc a no 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:35.080 uh an actual makeup room. Sure, Oliver, that show was fantastical. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:42.240 You got to oh well you left. Uh Hey we 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:50.080 make swords, uh, Trevor. Yeah, what's your sister's name? What's 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:58.160 your sister's name again? Julie? Julie. Yeah, look, Trevor, I 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:03.760 see a lot of myself in you. Does that mean anything? Tokay? 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:10.360 I mean it's it's unfortunate for me. No, No, you're 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.920 kidding me. I love a good luck. You see that 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.720 suber U out back out there, of course, yeah, the 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.440 one that yeah, the one that somebody wrote wash me 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.240 on the back and then drew a finger penis on. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:25.080 That's me. That's my car. That's it's a. It's a 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:28.000 it's a good car. Can I lift this helmet up 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:29.920 so I can see you a little better. You gotta 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:33.040 leave the helmet on for a sect there, Trevor. Listen, 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:37.880 you're gonna fight this is this armor is heavy, and 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.200 that's good. I don't want to do this this she's 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:43.560 my sister. Is this a pep talk? I don't know 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.720 what's happening. This is a pep talk. Look at me, 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:51.080 Look at me trying one person in my way, Trevor. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:59.200 What Principal Dugger is in my way at becoming allowing 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.040 me to be all I can be? Does that make 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:06.280 sense to you? I mean, of course he's he's he's 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:12.120 Principal Dugger. I mean he's he's untouchable. Okay, okay, he's there. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:16.960 I mean he's the smartest person in the school, Mrs Prescott, 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:22.520 could could you come into my office for a second? Yeah? Um? Did? 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:29.320 Did Vice Principal Bozzworth bring this chai latte onto my desk? Um, 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.600 I'm not listen. I've been dealing with loading in and 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:34.600 loading out the need. I need you to taste the 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.240 latte for me? What am I? Okay? I mean I 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:45.120 can certainly taste it? Sure, okay, okay, an excited poison. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:49.400 An excited poison to taste it normal to me? I 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.680 feel okay? What kind of what kind of traps did 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:57.480 you to set me in? Look? Bosworth is trying to 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:00.240 kill me? Okay? Oh, I wish you would talk me that. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.600 I thought I was tasting it to see if it 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.680 was full fat or non fat so I or cow? 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.920 What the hell? Wait? What is the fat content? To them? Though? 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:15.240 It seems like it's actually an oat milk, which you 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.560 would think has a lower fat content. But nowadays they're 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:21.520 adding more to make it a frothier deal so that 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:27.600 the baristas can actually quip it into a phone on top. Okay, 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:33.120 thank you, Miss Prescott, give it, give it another taste? Okay? Alright, students, 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:40.800 everybody settled down this time, As you know, this is 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:42.959 our favorite day of the year here at the school. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:47.359 We're going to hand out the awards. You will vote 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:51.120 it on, Yeah, you will vote it on. Um. Now, 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:53.600 as you know, I can't be the one to announce 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.879 the winners. That has to be done my principal girl. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:03.399 Everybody dog, they love they love you. UM. I just 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:05.439 want to say thank you to everybody. And if you 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.920 didn't win, that's fine, that's fine too. These these don't 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:14.880 mean much. These don't mean much. Uh. List this year, 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:24.600 it's worse looking on the list this year. Don't worry, Seaboard, 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:28.560 don't worry seabol You've got it. You've got it, but 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:33.440 with a trophy. No, no trophy, but you know you 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:35.480 know who you are and you know what you won. 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:39.720 All right, here we go, then, Principal Tuggers, shall we 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.840 well as always, Let's kick it off with smartest person 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:50.200 and uh, let's uh and now we've got we've got 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:53.040 from the drama department, a little preview of the of 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:56.440 the Spring musical. I believe they have a little song 0:18:56.560 --> 0:19:00.320 for me. Did you want them to come out now 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:03.840 or after that? Superboard? Okay, let me give it a 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:07.439 little Can I do a little intro myself. Sure, all right, 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.880 thank you so much. Hey, guys, thank you so much 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:16.800 for your ongoing support of the Drama Club. It's incredible. Okay, 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:20.600 that's that's really inappropriate since you're the Vice Principle, but whatever, 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:25.159 So we just want to thank you so much. Um. 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:27.720 Last spring mash up was a big hit. We've got 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:34.800 another mash up for you. Please get ready for book 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:44.520 of rent. You can they go? He my name is, 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:59.159 my name is Chris. Oh my god, my heart. Okay, 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:03.480 she's she either was poisoned or she's having heartburn from 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:08.679 them from the oat milk. Which is it? Which is it? 0:20:09.160 --> 0:20:11.680 What are it feels like an elephant sitting on your 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:19.960 just miss Prescott, Miss Prescott, Um, everything's all right. Me 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.520 and my medical team, I've looked at everything. Looks like 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:25.680 it was just a bad case of frothy oat milk. 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:29.320 They really shouldn't froth it. But she's going to be 0:20:30.160 --> 0:20:32.680 She's gonna be all right. Doctor. So just to clarify, 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.400 I'm sorry you the vice man, because I can only 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:41.280 technically speak to the principle. Thank the doctor. Oh okay, 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:44.320 then please step back, please step back, please step back, 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:47.040 step out of the room, sir, step out of the room. 0:20:47.240 --> 0:20:52.840 I'm leaving. We don't allow Sorry about that. Mr Principal's 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:59.800 all right, Ah, so the here's her full diagnostic report. Um, 0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:02.000 you can take a look at it. Poison in there, 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:06.399 but there's no poison found in there. Uh, all right, 0:21:06.640 --> 0:21:08.920 how we'll deal with that? Yeah, I can't. I can't 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:11.440 make heads or tail of this doctor. You can take 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:13.520 this is all her medical details. You can take it 0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.240 home with you and analyze it. And no big deal. 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:20.480 We share with everybody except especially principles. Pretty much, everything's fine. 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:22.600 She's gonna be all right two days, three days max. 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:26.240 She'll need to be here. And uh, you know, wait 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:28.960 a minute, if me and Bosworth are both at the hospital, 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:33.680 who's running the school? I don't know. I don't know. 0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:36.320 I wasn't I wasn't asking you. It was a rhetorical 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:40.880 so you know the answer already. I don't know the answer. Well, 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:44.080 then it's not rhetorical. Is it just a question? And 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:49.879 well I was asking guy. Well, I guess I'm the 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:53.560 only adult that's still here. Uh, I'll have as a 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:59.200 pickup truck full of swords. So uh an, let's fight 0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:03.480 each other to death, all right? Ship kids have at 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:05.879 it all right, let me go grab a handful of 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:10.399 Oh wow, these two are already starting it up. Hey, yes, 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:16.040 stand principle, Dugger, it's it's me. I know I'm at 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:19.679 your house. Probably weren't expected me, can I God, what 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:24.480 is it? Bosworth? We just sare real names. Our first 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:28.480 name is We're out of school. Look, I brought you 0:22:28.520 --> 0:22:32.919 a six pack of the bat I just want to say, 0:22:32.960 --> 0:22:37.280 obviously today was not a great day Canadian beer, just 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:40.080 like I used to drink growing up in Saskatch one. 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:43.080 That's right, I don't. I want you to look at 0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:48.000 the six pack as an award I'm giving you for 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:54.399 what being the best? You're the best, principle, You're the 0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:58.879 best person, You're the best everything. Why are you holding 0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:02.360 a knife? Because one of us is going to die here? 0:23:03.040 --> 0:23:11.200 And that's our first scene see two today because the 0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:15.720 listener Amelio, Hey Kevin, my name is Craig. Been a 0:23:15.760 --> 0:23:18.080 listener since I was an intern at a company back 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:20.520 in two thousand eighteen, and now we've been full time 0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:25.320 with the same company. Still depressed though, anyways. Scene suggestion 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:31.560 is zoo animals. Commentary of the people watching them. Ah, 0:23:32.040 --> 0:23:39.920 look at these two. Peez wow. I think they're in love. 0:23:40.840 --> 0:23:45.439 Gross nothing gross love. Guys. That guy's got to be 0:23:45.480 --> 0:23:51.320 the ugliest guy is in his realm. Look, just because 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:54.760 you're a silver back and you've gotta be tough guy 0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:57.040 all the time, it doesn't mean occasionally you can't let 0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:59.600 your heart open. You know what I mean, My heart's open. 0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:02.760 It's just like I'm just making observations, Terry, That's all 0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:05.080 I'm doing. It just feels like maybe you're looking into 0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.360 a mirror sometimes. You know, when you say those negative 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:09.520 things about that, maybe you're saying negative things about yourself. 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:18.720 Smar semar look at the gorillas. Oh, I mean, yeah, 0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:26.920 he's you two, you too, Janey. Ah, Okay, look they're 0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:29.280 both ugly. But but but but what what good is 0:24:29.320 --> 0:24:34.760 it for us to say that? I mean, I'm just uh, 0:24:34.840 --> 0:24:41.120 he's got two kids, and maybe they're both just on 0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:45.520 a very different level of attractiveness, you know, the one 0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:48.480 of the right, probably you could be best looking, and 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:51.480 the one on the left. And I just think that's 0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:54.120 all I'm pointing. I'm just pointing out. It's not an introspection, 0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:58.680 all right, all right, he's pointing at us, he's pointing 0:24:58.720 --> 0:25:02.239 at us. Well, I don't know that he's pointing at us. 0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:09.200 Uh Seymour, I bet they're talking about us in Gorilla. Okay, okaye, 0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:15.320 more baby, Baby, I think Janie needs to ship. Okay, 0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:19.280 you take her to the bathroom. She just shut her 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:22.840 brains out like ten minutes ago. Who something has not 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:24.800 hit her correctly? And you know how I feel about 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:30.600 public restrooms. Okay, okay, whatever you gotta do, baby, Thank 0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:34.879 you for taking her to the bathroom. Okay, is that 0:25:34.880 --> 0:25:37.639 what you're suggesting? All right? Yes? Would you mind taking 0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:40.280 her to the bathroom? Okay, fine, you guys gonna be 0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:45.160 okay here, smour She's gonna have a great time. Sure, 0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:47.880 I'm mom. Look they're pointing at us again. It's one 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:54.760 of them laughing. Oh we're funny. Could eat tee them? Baby, 0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:57.400 Oh that's a good idea. I'm gonna put my finger 0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.720 on the glass and see what they do. It looks 0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:02.840 like the kids trying to eat you. All right, I'll go, 0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:06.040 I'll go. Let me do this all right, here, you 0:26:06.160 --> 0:26:15.320 walk over here and figure out come. Oh he's eating me, kid, kid? 0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:21.840 Do you understand me? Wait? Do you understand me? Understand? 0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:24.680