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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This as always

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Craig Kikowski. And when I say as always,

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Speaker 1: I mean this is the second time I've ever done

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Speaker 1: this kind I'm sucking nervous. And there's also there's also

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Speaker 1: a lot of other ship to worry about that Kevin

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Speaker 1: never talks about, like seen suggestions, hosting the zoom uh

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Speaker 1: sending out invites the zen caster, the fucking egos of

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Speaker 1: these performers. How does Kevin Pollack do it? It is

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Speaker 1: truly a thankless, thankless job. Anyway, Let's meet these people

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Speaker 1: who are here to improvise today. Uh, starting with Chris Alvarado. Chris,

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Speaker 1: how am I doing so far? I think you're doing great?

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Speaker 1: And you know what, good for you for letting the

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Speaker 1: people look behind the curtain, right. Yeah, Well, there's a

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Speaker 1: vulnerability I think in you know, admitting you know how

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Speaker 1: how stressed out? But all of this makes sense. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's your here's your real question. Would you rather be

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Speaker 1: a little too hot or a little too cold? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's such a hard question. I'm gonna go with I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go with a little, a little, a little, a

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Speaker 1: little too just a little, just a little either way,

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Speaker 1: a little too cold, you'd rather be a little too cold,

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Speaker 1: a little too cold. I don't love my answer, I know, Craig,

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Speaker 1: I don't love it. I'm done. I made my answer,

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Speaker 1: final answer. I'm glad I'm here. I mean, there's ways

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Speaker 1: to interpret that. I always feel like when talking about sleep,

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Speaker 1: like in your bed. You know it's a little too cold.

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Speaker 1: You can always add more blankets, right, you know, but

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Speaker 1: it's a little too hot, you know. I find it

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Speaker 1: harder just because, like, just because, Craig, I'm thinking about this.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking I have to live in that stay eat

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Speaker 1: for however long without being able to correct it meaning

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Speaker 1: a little too hot. I could like to turn the

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Speaker 1: a C. I'm thinking I just have to live in

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Speaker 1: the state, Right, Craig, that's a better way to interpret it.

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Speaker 1: I think you can't. You can't correct there's no jacket

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Speaker 1: if it's a little too cold. Yeah, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: taking it all in. This is maybe the deepest question

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Speaker 1: so far. Okay, uh, well, let's let's see if if

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Speaker 1: I have an equally deep question for Jackie Gonzalez to Ruthie, Jackie,

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, you can only taste salt, sweet,

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Speaker 1: bitter or so. I I know where you're going with

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Speaker 1: this bitter or so? Are you can't choose you, mommy,

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Speaker 1: because that would be cheating what what what tastes? But

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Speaker 1: are you gonna focus on? I'm gonna focus on the tooth,

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Speaker 1: and that's my sweet tooth, my friend. Uh, it's strong

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Speaker 1: in my body and my um my blood jugger is

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Speaker 1: always like at a very healthy level, so I've feel

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Speaker 1: like my my body also does well. I'm made for sugar.

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Speaker 1: I love sugar. Um, yeah, I do love. I love sweet.

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Speaker 1: I love sweet, and you can obviously eat. You can

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Speaker 1: have a salad. You just won't taste anything. You won't

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Speaker 1: taste them. You won't taste the bitter anymore. They the

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Speaker 1: only the only taste that will pop are the sweet

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Speaker 1: ones that would be wonderful for me. I'm wondering who

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Speaker 1: like for me? It's it's salt. If I had to

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Speaker 1: I'm going with salty food. I love pizza, popcorn, potato

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Speaker 1: chips like all that ship. But who's going with bitter

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Speaker 1: or sour? Thing with bitter? Very fine palette? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think they have an issue issue I thought of them

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Speaker 1: as same taste, bitter and make the same face. Who

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Speaker 1: is the strange person who just talked, Well, it's it's

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Speaker 1: a tool, sig oh, a tool. I imagine at some

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Speaker 1: point in your life you've purchased a motor vehicle. Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: What is your what is your approach for dealing with

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Speaker 1: car salespeople? Uh, you just have to realize that it's

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Speaker 1: gonna take a lot of time, and there's no concept

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Speaker 1: of like walk in, walk out. Well, I'm not there

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Speaker 1: financially yet I've heard from people who are there financially

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Speaker 1: on the phone and they just drop it off at

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Speaker 1: your house and leave. The people do that. People do that,

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Speaker 1: they by car, the guy comes to their house, they sign,

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Speaker 1: and then that guy leaves somehow without a car. And uh,

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Speaker 1: that's exciting. I look forward to that one day. But

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Speaker 1: right now, Uh, you know, you just you know, you

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Speaker 1: do your research, you do your Edmonds Go Blue book,

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Speaker 1: and you you just come in well prepared. You know

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Speaker 1: I like everybody to know and I think the what

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Speaker 1: you do, but just in case they don't, you are

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Speaker 1: the most grown up person. I know you also have

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Speaker 1: a very fun, playful side, but like you're the type

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Speaker 1: of guy that when my dad met him, was like,

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Speaker 1: I want to I wouldn't mind having some qualities that

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Speaker 1: what I mean, he grows up when he grows up.

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Speaker 1: I can just imagine you walking into the dealership pretty

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Speaker 1: as far as you, as far as one can be,

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Speaker 1: very well prepared. You got a price, you you know

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Speaker 1: what you're looking for. I imagine that you're just very

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Speaker 1: like prepared is the word. We're not walking and I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, can I please maybe have a car? I

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Speaker 1: hope so, I don't know. I'm sure they're taking me

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Speaker 1: for a ride still, but we do. I think you

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Speaker 1: have to allow that, just like let him take you

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Speaker 1: for a ride for a little bit. It's terrifying. Thank

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Speaker 1: you a tool for for making it easier. Uh, last,

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Speaker 1: but not least, Mark Gagliardi, Hello Mark, it is never

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Speaker 1: too early to start planning your funeral. Uh what what

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Speaker 1: show too? Does that weone gonna sing along too? I

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Speaker 1: think I mean, obviously there's gonna be a whole section.

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Speaker 1: It might be a medley. There will be playing medley

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Speaker 1: of chorus based song, so it'll be you know, you'll

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Speaker 1: have your seasons of Love there you go. Yeah, Seasons

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Speaker 1: of Love is going to be on there. Um that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't know. I want my funeral

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Speaker 1: to be a a triumphant affair, so I've probably throw

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Speaker 1: some Do you hear the people sing in there? I

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Speaker 1: love it? Do you hear the people sing? Yeah? There

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Speaker 1: more people who can participate, I think, oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want a big rousing or maybe even um, consider

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Speaker 1: yourself from Oliver, that's a big rousing yourself. Yeah, family,

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Speaker 1: anything that would be lots of people marching through a

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Speaker 1: European city. This is great. I can't wait. I can't wait. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I can. Let's wait a while. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be great. Uh Okay. Those are our alchemists for today

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Speaker 1: today comes from Luca Yee. Lou Ka says, why didn't

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Speaker 1: you tell me you were running out of scenes? Well,

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Speaker 1: that was true at the time you wrote this email, Luca,

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Speaker 1: we are no longer running out of scenes. We have, uh,

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Speaker 1: uh so we've got a lot of great ones. So

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Speaker 1: Lucas says, why didn't you tell me you're running out

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Speaker 1: of scenes? I've been rationing them. Uh, here's one. Never

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Speaker 1: late for school. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

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Speaker 1: Trevor Trevor, Trevor Frederick Johnson, Trevor Frederick Johnson. But Dr Johnson,

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Speaker 1: can I call you Dad yet? When you when you've

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Speaker 1: earned and you hit all your marks on our on

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Speaker 1: our checklist. Yeah, maybe then we'll have a proper relationship.

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Speaker 1: Right now, you are about to be late for school again.

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Speaker 1: I can't have that up. You go all right, I'm up.

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Speaker 1: my already superb uniform. Julie, you are the poster child.

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Speaker 1: You heard me. I think you heard me. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I may have mumbled it under my breath, but if

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Speaker 1: I'm going to school. He used an expelutive. He used

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Speaker 1: an expelutive. Thank you, Julie. I'll handle it from here. Um, Julie,

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Speaker 1: you can drive today, Oh my god, saying she's eleven.

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Speaker 1: When you match your responsibilities with your intellect, you get perks. Ah. Fine,

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Speaker 1: remember that's my only thing. When you match say it

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Speaker 1: parks Principal Dugger. As you know, today is awards day.

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Speaker 1: I know that Bosworth and the principal of this school.

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Speaker 1: I'm the vice principle and if something were to happen

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Speaker 1: voting system where I'm not at dating yet Bosworth. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if something were to happen to you,

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Speaker 1: it works. And Buzzworth, are you playing on doing me in? No? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: losing the Super Bowl? Right? Yeah, that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Buzzworth is one of these students, Trevor Johnson, Yes, sir, okay.

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Speaker 1: I think this girl is about the about the ship

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Speaker 1: of pants. Come on, I know this look. I know

416
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Speaker 1: this look when the Toddles about the ship their pants.

417
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, guys, guys, stick heads out, stick your

418
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: heads out, your heads out, look at it. Okay, Okay,

419
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: I'll be lookout. I'll be lookout. Ho shitting ho shitting?

420
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 1: Who shitting? Who? Ship? This kid right here, this kid

421
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: right here, Jeff, Jeff, you don't just look out right. Now,

422
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: animal's gonna get us. We're in the zoo. Just turn around,

423
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: just turn around, you Why do you always have to

424
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: be on just turning as turn around, Jeff, Not in

425
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: a full circle. No, I mean toward toward the kid.

426
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: Come on, Jeff, the kids about the pants. It's gonna

427
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: gotta look for hyenas. I gotta look fine is we're

428
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: in a zoo. There's no hyen You never know, you

429
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: never know. I'm paranoid. Okay, call me paranoid. But but okay,

430
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: we'll call you paranoid. Have we been attacked once when

431
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: I've been on lookout? No? No? All right, goodamtadatada, Diane. Look,

432
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: everyone knows you're the most beautiful flamingo here. All we're

433
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: asking is that maybe you tone it down a bit. Okay,

434
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: you don't need to flaunt it so much. Not all

435
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: of us are are as pink as you. Not all

436
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: of us eat the shrimp like you do. Can you

437
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: just tone it down a bit? Look at these Look

438
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: at these trophies. Count these trophies. Best looking, best looking,

439
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: best looking, best looking, smartest person, best that that didn't

440
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: that one didn't go to you, Diane. It's on my trophy.

441
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: Sholw it went to Roger. You broke up with him

442
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: and you kept it, and that shitty. That's shitty. It's

443
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: not shy. He has my blanket, so it's the Okay,

444
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to get I don't want to get

445
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: into this with you. I'm just saying, don't you want

446
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: to have some friends, Diane? I have friends? People. Look

447
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: at me. Look a look at these people taking a

448
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: picture of me. Look at people. Take friends. They're not

449
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: your friends taking a picture of me. They're gonna post it.

450
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna be They're gonna tag me. And what do

451
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: you think that tag is going to say, Diane, the

452
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: prettiest thing I saw at the zoo you're a witch? Which, yeah,

453
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: you're a real witch coming from you, that's that's okay. Okay,

454
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm not the prettiest, but I'm one of the nicest

455
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: Flamingos here asking anybody people like me. You're gonna take

456
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: me to your trophy wall. Now, No, I don't have

457
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: a trophy wall. Okay. For some reason, the Flamingos only

458
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: give out two trophies a year. That's best looking and smartest,

459
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: and I'm not either of those. And I know that. Okay,

460
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: j Jeney, there's not time to see the flamingos all right?

461
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: My favorite color? Come on? Okay, okay, are you going

462
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: in your pants? No? Not holding it out? I can

463
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: do it. Get away from that kid. That kid can

464
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: talk to us. Uh you maybe you kid? Listen? Oh

465
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: there he is. Let me put my finger up. No, no no,

466
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 1: I want yeah, I didn't want the one. I can

467
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 1: talk to theory ship. Hey kid, listen, can you get

468
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: us some supplies? I mean, what kind of stuff? Why

469
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: do you need? Just like a rope? Can you get

470
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: us a rope? Are you? Are you hang on a second? Hey? Mom,

471
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: can you step away? I want to talk to this

472
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: guerrilla privately for just a second. Excuse me, I'm here.

473
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,959
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna supervise you, Okay, And honestly, baby, I'm bored.

474
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm bored Mommy's board. Okay, I want to move on

475
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: to the next exhibit. But I'm talking to this gorilla

476
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: real quick, real quick? Okay, okay, real quick? Are you

477
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: fashioning an escape? No, I'm not supposed to tell you,

478
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: but baby, some of us have to get out of here.

479
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: Can you help me what I can do? All right?

480
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: I toch my mom. First, Baby, I don't know. Things

481
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: just went all wrong. What happened? Well, listen, all I

482
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: have to say is this is now blaming us for

483
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: a gorilla hanging itself. Oh God, And I don't know

484
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: why you would blame us. I really don't. I really don't.

485
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I don't ask you this question one

486
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: more time. You said you were communicating with the gorilla.

487
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: I was. We were eating and you say wanted me

488
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: to give him a rope. I thought it was to escape.

489
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was gonna kill himself. Okay, little girl,

490
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: right now, my partners in the other room talking to

491
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: your brother. And this is zoo police, so this is serious,

492
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: serious stuff. Okay are you all? Are you all right now?

493
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: But something's brewing? Okay? What what is brewing? Making my

494
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: my stomach? Okay? You wanna you wanta tu? Oh yeah?

495
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: Detectives in my office? What the hell's going? I just

496
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: got off with the zoo mayor, who just got off

497
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: the phone with the zoo governor, and they're chewing down

498
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: my throat. Figure out what the fuss happened? What's what's up?

499
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: Zu lieutenant? Yeah, what's up? Zutenant? It is better now

500
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: that Zoe Tenant Zoo Tenant is way better. I don't

501
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: know why we were calling your zul lieutenant all these years.

502
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: You guys having a laugh right now? You no, like, well,

503
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: I think we're close to breaking these kids. All right. Well,

504
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We need a confession by the end

505
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: of the day. So you have three minutes to get

506
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: that confession. Seutenant. This is not my jurisdiction, I know,

507
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: but Seu Tenant, it's so good, it flows, it flows.

508
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: Can we get someone to cut that gorilla down because

509
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: leaving it there seems strange. No, no, we'll do that.

510
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't I wasn't aware. And the other gorillas are

511
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: kind of tapping at it and it swaying. Yeah, and

512
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: it's got a lot of a lot of the lot

513
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: of the people are watching to take care of it.

514
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: Right now. It's just like it looks like it looks

515
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: he's huge, she's huge. You know what I mean. We

516
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: should have closed the zoo too. Who This is what

517
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: happens when you don't spend enough time with your introspections.

518
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 1: Perhaps maybe we don't live a life so on the

519
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: surface that makes sense. Gorillas stop stop touching it. Stop

520
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: touching him. Stop touching look moves. Yeah, you're playing. It's

521
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: not tether ball. It's not tether ball. Is your tenant? Uh?

522
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah again? I love it, but I'm sorry doing for

523
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: you that one of one of the Flamingos has hung themselves,

524
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: one of the Flamigos is hugging themselves. Please tell me

525
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: it wasn't grazy. Please tell me it wasn't crazy. That

526
00:34:55,320 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: that's the really sexy one. Right. Hey, hey, look, I

527
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: you're a detective. I can appreciate beauty. What I see it?

528
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: Did you say beauty or booty? Well, Donna, I hope

529
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,240
Speaker 1: you're happy Gracy Hunger South, probably because she was second

530
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: prettiest here. I'm I'm not happy. I'm not talking to you, Beth.

531
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Donna. I'm talking about I have to

532
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: make my statement too. I'm not happy. Stop talking her,

533
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: stop pecking at her. I'm talking to you, Donna. You

534
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: know what I'm done talking with all of you? If

535
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,439
Speaker 1: can I fly? Can we fly? Okay, guys, I'm trying

536
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: to be lookout, but all I'm seeing is Denny's feet

537
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: dangling in front of my eyes. What is happening in

538
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: this right now? I don't know. She talks her so

539
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: much simpler when we were just watching people ship their pants.

540
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: Now there's at least one animal in every enclosure. It seems.

541
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: I hate to do this, but we found your daughter

542
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and she's just fine. She's we got

543
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: she did. She pooped everywhere. She pooped everywhere, and that

544
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: someone's okay, good, oh good, that's great. She got to

545
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: clean it up herself. We're gonna give her this rope

546
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: to clean the poop up with. That's not going to

547
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: clean up pop. No, James, We're not going to give

548
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: her a rope. Party of hers on the end of

549
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: the stick. That's that's scene number two. Number three comes

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Speaker 1: my scene suggestion to keep the balloon up of the

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Speaker 1: Fund the police a cap. Alright, everybody, we're gonna start

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Speaker 1: here any minute. Uh just you want to go over?

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Speaker 1: Uh No, balloons with helium. Obviously, we will be checking

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00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: forward that um and right, here's the returning champions from

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Speaker 1: the state of Idaho. The monkey pause. Yeah, fuck everyone else,

561
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Speaker 1: monkey pause representing Boise not yes, monkey Paul, Yes, yes,

562
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: I recognized a gentleman from Arkansas. Uh huh. Now I

563
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: understand that the balloons are being tested constantly for helium

564
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 1: other floating hydrogen? Are we has the board been testing

565
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: testing the actual contestants? The monkey policy seem to have

566
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: some unusual physical advantage that some of us don't have.

567
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: We can't test unless we get a complaint. Are you

568
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: following an official complaint? Yeah? You're Weren't you ripped? For you?

569
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: Is that in Arkansas? I'm not. I'm not fine. I'm

570
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: not filing an actual, an official complaint, just just food

571
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: for thought in case anybody else might. I've been thinking

572
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: about this. I'm looking at you because I will admit,

573
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: it's a lot easier to keep the balloon up when

574
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: your first hit. Oh, ship knocks at three hundred feet

575
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 1: in the air. Look at that balloon going. You're gonna

576
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: say something. I told you. Don't look at me. I

577
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: think you're attractive. Don't look at me. When I am here,

578
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 1: I am not your friends, okay, but one where when

579
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: we leave, who's texting me all the time, all the facetimes.

580
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: Only when I'm bored and drunk. Only when I'm bored

581
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: and drunk. Fine, here it comes, and Mater, I'm gonna

582
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: go get coffee. He wants something I don't know. I'm

583
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: gonna have a red eye, not you. Yeah, I want

584
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: to have a red eye. That sounds good. Alright, Well,

585
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: everyone to disperse, take your three or four minutes to

586
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: get in the right mental space, and we will start

587
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: the competition post taste. Thank you, thank you. Oh yeah,

588
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: I think stretching is a really important before before I

589
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: get out there. You know, for me, it's not so

590
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: much the physical, It's more about the mental strategies of

591
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 1: the game. Yeah, those guys over there huge, But I'm

592
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: just talking to myself. Hey, Dad, can we get monkey

593
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: Palls autographed? This time? Not this time? Oh? Come on,

594
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: you said that the last time we were here, that

595
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: we could get it the next time we would come.

596
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: What's right on the aisle post autographed? I was over there.

597
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm a man of my word, and if that's what

598
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: I said, then I meant it. When I said it, yeah,

599
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: let me get a red eye. Now whoa hey are

600
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: you hey? What's going on? A little man? Oh my gosh,

601
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: we're such huge fans. Look at look at our t shirts.

602
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: You're on our shirt? Yeah, yeah, the ninety eight World Tour. Yeah. Man,

603
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: that was such a cool That was such a cool

604
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 1: signed my shirt. Great advantage and mine too. Sure sure,

605
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean if your dad's okay with it, yeah, he said,

606
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: he said, that said it was fine. All right, you

607
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 1: get a sharpie and again I'm on a time. Let

608
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: it here because that care like got a balloon up

609
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: in the air. Oh nice? Oh wow? Did he do

610
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: a three ft footter? Yeah? Yeah, that's it slowly coming

611
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: down over there, you can see it. Okay, Here, here's

612
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: the sharpie. It's the skinny kind of sharpie. In case

613
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: you want to write a whole note. Those uh, those

614
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: your boys over there, those are strapping young boys. I

615
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: don't know if you recognize me, but I'm I'm Arkansas. Okay, No,

616
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Speaker 1: I didn't recognize you. But also in the competition, yeah,

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Speaker 1: part of the world, the circuit. You know, wherever they go,

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Speaker 1: I'll go. You know, absolutely, you can. I interest you

619
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Speaker 1: in a free Arkansas hat here it's a snap back

620
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,280
Speaker 1: trucker style. Uh no, no, no charge. A little support,

621
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: any support would really be helped. Sure, sure, sure, um listen,

622
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: you can give that to me. But I'm going to

623
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: be completely honest with you, because I'm a man of

624
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: my word. It's just gonna go into the trunk of

625
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: my car. No one's about cosmic called books. Okay, I

626
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: just want to be honest. You're giving stuff out and

627
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: with you is your favorite? Who's your favorite? I would

628
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: go with Iowa, of course, a h I love a

629
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: flat land. I think that that makes them the truest competitor.

630
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: They have no higher ground to get to. Um. They

631
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: don't have any water to help flotation either. You know,

632
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: they're just kind of dealing with the truest competitors. Not

633
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: to mention all of the corn. Those are tall and

634
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: if you can prevent it from hitting one of them,

635
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: if your boys want an autograph, if your boys on

636
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: an autograph, I got about another minute before I gotta

637
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,959
Speaker 1: get going. If you want to call him over here, hey,

638
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 1: well look he signed it. He wrote a whole note,

639
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 1: he signed mine in blood, he signed my bod practice.

640
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me, So we're trying to get to our dad.

641
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know recognize me. Maybe this

642
00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: move m hmm we elbow double elbows? Are your Arkansas

643
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 1: Arkansas from from competitor, He's Arkansas monkey paw. Uh. I

644
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: need to have a chat with you too. Yeah, let's

645
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: go without commission. We need to do a little test

646
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: to make sure you're not been you haven't been juicing?

647
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, what do you need me to pee into?

648
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: Of course, it's it's not just peeing. There's a lot.

649
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: There's a kind of a mental and physical agility. All right,

650
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: hold on a second, boo the alright, sorry, go ahead.

651
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: You can use helium and hydrogen and practice balloons, but

652
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 1: not in the real tournament. Okay, sure, sure, yeah, so

653
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: I just needs you to can you lift this uh

654
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: stone that weighs approximately a stone? Sure? I mean do

655
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: you want us to pee on it first? Uh no, No,

656
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: don't worry about the PA. Guys, looks like you're really

657
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: ready to be. We are ready to be. We are

658
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: ready to be. We will be on in through above anything.

659
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: Just keep it in your pants for right now. All right,

660
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: Sure it's hard, but I'll try. You're what no? I

661
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: mean it's differ, it's difficult. So okay, yeah, wait wait

662
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, let me get this straight. Little man.

663
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 1: You said you said one of the Monkey Pops signed

664
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: in blood. Is that right? Signed my brothers? He signed

665
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: my brother's shirt and blood because the sharp guy had

666
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 1: because Monkey Paul was holding the sharp angle. He wasn't

667
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: wasn't holding an Angli is holding it. I was telling it.

668
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:45,959
Speaker 1: I was telling it. God anyway, what what's your point, Mr? Well,

669
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if your daddy's ever seen one of

670
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: these strips before, these tests for substances that shouldn't be

671
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: in the human body. And all I gotta do is

672
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: get a little bit of that blood. I can put

673
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: it on this strip and see if maybe the Monkey

674
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: Pop boys been cheating. Hey, back off my kids, back

675
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: off my kid hate, no harm, no harm, So that

676
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: the same. I'm just saying, you're you're the dad, right,

677
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: and you you talked about how much appreciate iowa to say, yeah,

678
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: you know, you probably don't want your boys rooting for cheaters. Listen,

679
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: we're not uh, we're not here to uh we're not

680
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: here to deal with with you. Okay, it feels like

681
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: maybe you should. Yeah, I'm selling. Uh, I'm selling cocaine, drugs,

682
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: other drugs, and I got these strips. Man, you want

683
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: these strips, you can use these strips on the deal man.

684
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: You think I want to strip I'm trying to get

685
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: that cocaine. Well, listen, if you give you these strips,

686
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 1: you can test to see if people are on on substances,

687
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So, uh yeah, little by

688
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: the cocaine we're throwing. These strips are free. Actually, I

689
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: feel that the strips is my money makers. If you

690
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: buy the strips, I'll throw in the cocaine. All right,

691
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: I've got an a the strip standing eight boss trips.

692
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: That's eight strip one cocaine. Godkin, Hey, hey, hey, is

693
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 1: this your territory? I um, I absolutely lost it. I

694
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: was at the competition with my boys. A guy came

695
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: up to me asked me about suppretting cheaters, and I

696
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: just lost I just lost it. Did you have one

697
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: of your incidents again? Is that what it was? Did

698
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 1: you have an incident? Well, it just bubbled up some

699
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: ship because I've been I've been cheating. I'm cheating on

700
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 1: my wife, oh goodness, and also on my board exams.

701
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: We got it. We got the confession arrest her. I

702
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: do have to inform you at this bank that I

703
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: am a therapist. But I have, for our entirety of

704
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: our sessions been wearing a wire that leg that's not legal.

705
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: There's a you're the police officer on the other side.

706
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: Don't answer the question about legality. Now, you can't do

707
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: anything unless I say intent to hurt, which I I mean,

708
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: I guess emotionally, but it's not intent. The deeds have

709
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: been done. I've been cheating, doesn't doesn't cheating hurt? Though?

710
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: Doesn't cheating hurt? What am I getting arrested for? Exactly? Yeah,

711
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: Well he's gone away now for a couple of years,

712
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: which is you know, going to be hard on the boys.

713
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: But let me tell you something, if you have any

714
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: inklink or inclination, I don't know what the word is,

715
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: if you think Phil might be cheating on you. I

716
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: got these strips. I stripped the old little tell me

717
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: whether it fils cheating? Yeah? Yeah, because you know I'm

718
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: a big sand X girl, right yeah, so um, it's fun.

719
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: You know. My dealer was like, there's strips and they're

720
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: pretty popular. And long story short, when when my man

721
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: was sleeping I just rubbed it on his peepee and

722
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: it came back purple, and I knew. So that's all

723
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 1: you have to do is rub it on the pp

724
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: if it comes back purple, he's cheating. Yeah, means he

725
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: loves you. Oh fresh meat here, huh. Let me tell

726
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: you something. I murdered two people before I got to jail.

727
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: What did you do? Oh? I cheated? Oh? Oh, ship man,

728
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: the room's yours. The room's yours. Man. You're sick. You're sick, dude.

729
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: You didn't even know how much I cheated at my wife.

730
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: But you know my taxes that you don't. That's what

731
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: got al capone. Don't you are? Oh you're lethal? Hey? Wait,

732
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: what did you guys do to get thrown in zoo jail?

733
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: I broke out of my donkey stall. Oh no, poking

734
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: the guy. I was poking the hanging guy. And Zoe

735
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: Tennant says, I'll be out three months, but I don't

736
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: know what a month is. I'm a donkey. You're smarter

737
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: than that donkey. Don't don't let don't let donal had

738
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: some rope? No no, no, ducky no no no no,

739
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: unless you're gonna make something with it. Donkey. Yeah, I'm

740
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: gonna make something. Okay, hey, watch out for this one.

741
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: This one's a cheater. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm

742
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: a big old Times three cheater. You want with me?

743
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah we heard about Phil coming in the cheater. Yeah no,

744
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: you you can. You can have the whole zoo. This

745
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: zoo is yours were your your charge now? Oh well,

746
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: monkey paw. It was another good competition. Congratulations, congratulations on

747
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: the way. I'll see you guys. Uh see you guys

748
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 1: were where's the tour headed next? Oh, Irvine, CALIFORNI what's

749
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: wrong Arkansas? You look sad? You know what I ain't.

750
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: I ain't got much to be happy about. Do you

751
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: want our autograph? Will that help? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

752
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: I think that would help. How do you want it? Sharpie? Blood? Puh? Blood? Blood?

753
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: Blood sounds cool because we can pee with such force

754
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 1: and transition to perfectly imprint our names on your skin.

755
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: But you still want blood? Yeah, there we go. Boom,

756
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: well done, big brother. Oh hey, hey guys, wait wait,

757
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: wait before you guys leave them, we're doing a special

758
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 1: thing in this city. Uh. On this part of the tour,

759
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a closing ceremonial. Okay, so if you

760
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: guys couldn't just walk on stage and then we're gonna

761
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: have the local high school students come in and and

762
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: do a piece from their latest mash up. It's a

763
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: Annie and Hamilton's. It's it's antietongue. It's antietongue. That's exciting. Yes,

764
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: you could just walk on stage and then I must

765
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: invited onto the podium even though I lost or is

766
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: it we need to build the stage out. We wanted

767
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: to look full alright, alright, I loved did you guys

768
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: see like Mr Oliver the way into town to see

769
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: that one? To present the awards to the World Balloon

770
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,160
Speaker 1: World Cup Championships held in the United States. We have

771
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: a local principle here, principal dugger. Okay, hello everyone a minute.

772
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: There a laser, uh a laser on my forehead? Uh

773
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 1: boz one, that's our show. I was racking my brain

774
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: to think of what you know, Mark, you could do

775
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: that easily Annie and Hamilton's. Oh my god, I was

776
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: trying to think of song. I just don't think like

777
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: hard knock life with knocking on a shot at someone

778
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: coming tomorrow. I think if you just did jay Z

779
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: is it's a hard knock life. I think you'd be good. Yeah,

780
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: that's right, right because it's rapping in Auntie. Yeah, that

781
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: that's our show. Let's let's thank each of our alchemists.

782
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: Jackie Gonzellez do Ruthie. What's going on? Anything to promote guys? Um,

783
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: you know, I'm at Jackie d Ruthie and I'll promote

784
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: things as they pop up there. Okay, still doing Twitter?

785
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: You know, my Twitter is so bad. And then I'll

786
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 1: get like a notification every now and then my own

787
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 1: husband will tweet up. It's my only My family will

788
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: sweet at me, and then I have to like go

789
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: on and like it. But I'm not. It's bad. Well

790
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: maybe I should get into it. I don't know. Oh

791
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: it's dying. It's dying. Oh yeah, you're right now. I'm

792
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: not gonna get it now. I'm not going to get

793
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,919
Speaker 1: into it. I'm ahead of the game with my aunt

794
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,400
Speaker 1: Hie to it herself. Um. But yeah, that's that's what

795
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 1: I've got going on. And so far, what I've got

796
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: going on is, um, the Miami heat. Uh sure doing

797
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: on the first first round victory. Yeah, it's looking good,

798
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: looking good for them. I like the Bucks in the

799
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: East as well, though I want, you know, obviously to

800
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: be done. But I like, I respect them, and I

801
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: like them as a team. A tool sing Dallas Mavericks,

802
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm imagining. H Yeah, I'm following them. I'm also I

803
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: just I like, I like the playoffs. I'm just watching

804
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: all the games I can when I can't. But you

805
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: can have some shows coming up and you can check

806
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: them out on my website a tool saying dot com

807
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: or my socials. I'm off Twitter too. I'm purely on

808
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: truth social now, so you can follow me there. That's

809
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: where all my shows are. But yeah, I'm starting an

810
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: account just to follow you. Mark Gagliardi, what's going on? Yeah,

811
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: I don't watch enough basketball to not realize that the

812
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: Phoenix Suns had changed their jerseys, And as a person

813
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: who lives in the one area code, I got super

814
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: fired up when I saw basketball jerseys that said the

815
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: Valley and I I was rooting for the Valley until

816
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: I realized it was, uh, Phoenix's new jersey's. But I'm

817
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: still rooting for the Valley. Sure you thought there might

818
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: be a team based in Encino exactly. I was really

819
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: really hoping for a deep Valley Deep Valley Los Angeles team,

820
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: but alasas not to be the case. But um, I'm

821
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: very happy to be here with you guys today and

822
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,240
Speaker 1: to goof around and thank you for some of the images.

823
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 1: While horrifying thener routs stuck in my head after that episode. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: full diapers and swinging marecats. Chris Alvarado, Oh boy, thank you, Craig.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just a great job hosting. Like you said,

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Speaker 1: there's your spinning a lot of plates when you're doing that,

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Speaker 1: and it was so fun. It was so fun going on.

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Speaker 1: You did it, um, including the one that we didn't

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Speaker 1: mention was timing of the scenes too. So you're in

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Speaker 1: the scene, playing around, having fun, but you gotta be

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Speaker 1: aware of when the scene should end right right, And

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Speaker 1: I'm letting each one go about thirty thirty eight minutes

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Speaker 1: somewhere somewhere. Yeah, good, that's that seems about right. So

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Speaker 1: it's getting it's getting dark outside. Super fun as always.

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Speaker 1: I don't follow a lot of sports. I do I

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Speaker 1: I do follow a lot of sports accounts though on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I like seeing highlights. I love a highlight. I love

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Speaker 1: a Mike. Players so satisfying and they're always so charming

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Speaker 1: and funny. I'm like, oh, I'm here for it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Thank you, Thank you, Chris, and thanks to

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Speaker 1: our engineering producer Doug Bam and the fine folks at

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Speaker 1: iHeart media dot com. Please write to us in alchemy

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Speaker 1: this email at gmail dot com. Until next time out