1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of I Heart Radio 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: and Grim and Mild from Aaron Manky. Listener discretion advised. 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: I'm very excited to be joined for this very special 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: episode by my friend, amazing historian Dan Jones, who's joining 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: us via via seamless internet technology from across the pond 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: in England. Damn, thank you for joining me. It's absolutely 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: my pleasure. We like was so good at technology that 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: this was set up. We didn't was the easiest thing. 9 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: We knew how to do. Our headphones, our microphones. Both 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: of us just nailed it immediately first try. I definitely 11 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: had the microphone thing lockdown? Did you my end? Contrary 12 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: to what people are saying, my microphone was on the 13 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: entire time. It was fully, fully turned on. That wasn't 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: the mistake I was making. You were brought back on 15 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: this podcast by popular demand, that the people demanded you, 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: and so we had to bring you back. But you 17 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: were the Charles the second of podcast guests. Thank you 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: very much. That's probably my favorite Charles of all the three. 19 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: Of all the three. So I was I was asking 20 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 1: you before we started, how how is the new king 21 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: over there? Well? I think that you guys are thinking 22 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,119 Speaker 1: about it a little bit more than we are. We 23 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: we did, we had quite a lot of it last year, 24 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: and now we're just The coronation will be along in 25 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 1: a few months time, and I think we'll have another 26 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: that'll go at it then. But by and large, no 27 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: one's playing it that much attention. I think. I think 28 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: of the two of us, I am the only one 29 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: who read Prince Harry's book. Is that true? That is true, 30 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: assuming you did read it. I didn't read it. I 31 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: have no reason to doubt you. And it's the sort 32 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 1: of thing you would do that like professionally or actually curious. 33 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 1: They sent me a copy, so this is full disclosure. 34 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: As I got a copy for free, I don't know 35 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: if I would have like shelled out for it. And 36 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: then I was just curious as a document. I was 37 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: just like, so, what is this guy really saying? Did 38 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: you find out? By the end of the book. Yes, 39 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: I think he's past off, isn't it. He's really mad 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: and I think he had a very sad family life. 41 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: I felt bad for him by the end of it. 42 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: I was like, it must have been really lonely. Your 43 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: dad never hugging you like that would have been awful, 44 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: But I do kind of think he's mad about the 45 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: wrong things a little bit, like he's holding these family 46 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: grudges and I feel sorry for him, but it also 47 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: feels like, I don't know if he realizes it's not 48 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: that's not like the main problem with the monarchy. Yeah, 49 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: it does seem to be quite um. He does seem 50 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: to have misconstrued and misconceived quite a lot of things 51 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: that you would have thought like by the time you 52 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 1: get to around the age of forty. He's a little 53 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: bit younger than me, but you know, by the age 54 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 1: of forty ish, you're supposed to have just started to 55 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: work out certain things about your life situation. And he 56 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 1: seems to have got some of them wrong, and the 57 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: ones that he hasn't got wrong, he's reacted to in 58 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: a really bad way. It does seem as though he's 59 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: the only one in this family who's gotten therapy, and 60 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: so clearly a therapist is like it would have been 61 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 1: nice if your dad hugged you, and then he's like yes, 62 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: and then really decided to write a book about it. 63 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: But was this a specialist therapist? Because I think it's 64 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: like a certain you need a special like one that 65 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: just does royals really like, basically you I could do it. 66 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: You seem you seem like you should be in the 67 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: person that would do therapy, because you'd probably think about 68 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: this more than than a normal therapist. It's true of 69 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,519 Speaker 1: the category of case. Do you know the most deranged 70 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: thing that I've ever said out loud in my life 71 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: to my husband? I said, I said the words, and 72 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: I meant it is there's the really messed up part. 73 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: I said, if I had married into the royal family, 74 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: I would have been able to hack it. Like I 75 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: would have been able to do it. I can follow 76 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: rules really well. I would wear that right now, polished colors. 77 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: I wouldn't read the news. I would just like curtsy 78 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: the right way. I would follow all the rules. But 79 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: you've also done your research, like this is what I'm saying. 80 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: I don't. I would have known when I was getting 81 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: into I think, so do you? What do you wanted 82 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: to do it? I mean absolutely think yourskin seems great, 83 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: and like I'm not sure you harry a fit or whatever, 84 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: But like, would you in in the abstract have wanted 85 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: that job at any level? No, it's to me that 86 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: the job of being a royal. It seems like you 87 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: are quietly drinking all day with people I don't know 88 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 1: if I would like, I'm not a big drinker. And 89 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: also you have to go to a lot of like 90 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: ceremonial hospital openings. It feels like you're going to like 91 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: three graduation ceremonies a day, and your kid is never graduating. Right, 92 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: the job seems boring. I totally agree, And yet there 93 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 1: is a small, like distinct subset category of people who well, 94 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: there's two on there. There's there's the people who are 95 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: born into it and like totally deal with it, Like, yeah, okay, 96 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: this is like a like I could have definitely been 97 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 1: born into a much worse era in history or social position. 98 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 1: I'm going to just accept that the cost of having 99 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 1: all this great stuff is like a super boring job, 100 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: even more boring than like being a square john in 101 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: an office. Yeah, at least a square john in an office. 102 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 1: You get to go have your fun without people making 103 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: fun of you. Well yeah, so, but there was more 104 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: of a royals who are like, yo, I'm going to 105 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: take this. I'll take this deal. It's not a perfect deal, 106 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: but I sense there are other worst deals and the 107 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: possible so that I can sort of sort of get 108 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 1: my head of. The ones that definitely are unusual are 109 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: the sort of K. Middlesen type people who look at 110 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 1: that and think it through, so they do the thing 111 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: you've done that possibly making didn't do, and then go, 112 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: oh no, no, that is actually what I want. That's 113 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 1: the weird thing, and then doesn't seem to have any 114 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 1: regret or or remorse, like, was right, that was what 115 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: you want. She's very good at at what she has 116 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: to do, which is being conventionally attractive and thin and 117 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: wear clothing in public. Would you go to Mars if 118 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: someone offered your ticket? Absolutely not. Now wants I want 119 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,599 Speaker 1: somebody and I don't care if his evil musk. I 120 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 1: just I don't care who it is. I want a 121 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: human being to go to Mars. But if you ask me, 122 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: would I be that? Yeah? But would you do that? 123 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: I would say no. I would say I would be 124 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: like the person to go to Mars. Yeah, Okay, after 125 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: they do it for a while, I wonder is it 126 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: the safety that you're worried about with Mars? Yeah? And 127 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 1: it just seems, um, I don't know what I would 128 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: be getting out of it. Yeah, the safety and and 129 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: for what reward. I'm not a rock scientist. I don't 130 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: know if I would be the best person to put there. 131 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: I could see you as a rock scientist, that you've 132 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: got science in your locker, haven't you? That's true? Could 133 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: would you wouldn't go to Mars? Why wouldn't you go 134 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: to Mars? The safety so that I saw the Martian 135 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: with mc damon and growing potatoes that tie us into Yeah, 136 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 1: it looked It's just just just the length of the journey. 137 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: You know, I'm a little I don't think it would 138 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 1: be for me the length of the journey, you know, Dan, 139 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,840 Speaker 1: But people, I think a lot of people would say 140 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: that being a historian would be boring. You've had to 141 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: spend a lot of time reading very old books. You 142 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:52,919 Speaker 1: don't find you don't find that barring. No, I don't. 143 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: Actually I quite like it. Yeah, but I don't know 144 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: a lot of m Are there a lot of people 145 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: who looked at his story and when I think that's 146 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: going to be boring? Because I think the case that 147 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: we've been talking about is people who think something is 148 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 1: going to be better than it is. I was pretty 149 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: sure about what being his stor you didn't think it 150 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: was going to be like Indiana Jones. Now that's an archeologist, 151 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: but he's sort of in the same it's the same academic. 152 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: He's a professor. Oh, he's a he's a professor. That 153 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: but that I wouldn't have done. I'm not a professor. 154 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: I could never ever have been a professor. And that's 155 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: actually important. So when I graduated from my degree in 156 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: two two, I was going he went to Cambridge. He's 157 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: not going to mention, but he went to Cambridge. You know, 158 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: I don't. I like other people to bring it up 159 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: for me. And it's the real one as well, not 160 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: there like proxy one in Massachusetts. When I graduated and 161 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: I was thinking, only should I do like loads to 162 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: more degrees and stay at Cambridge? Sort of everyone that 163 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 1: had taught me and knew me was like, I don't 164 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 1: think you'll like that. I don't think you're like any 165 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: aspect of that's whatsoever. And so the life that I've 166 00:07:54,600 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: chosen is distinctly not that of an institutionalized profess. So 167 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: it's the life where I just sort of do my 168 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: own thing and read what I want to read, and 169 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,880 Speaker 1: write what I want to write, and sit in my 170 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: little office in my pajamas. Now, this is an audio medium, 171 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: but I do want people listening to this to know 172 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: that Dan is in a very nice set of pajamas, 173 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 1: sole set of pajamas, like he's in like notting Hill 174 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:24,679 Speaker 1: or something. I've never seen anyone in like a full 175 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: set of pajamas. And it's not that late that we're recording, 176 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: but he got ready for bed. Yeah, but I knew 177 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,640 Speaker 1: that after we finished it would be about my bed time. 178 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: And then I just thought I'd just be ready. I 179 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: could just die straight into bed and just worm my 180 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: way and I have a little you know sleep. Well, 181 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: if we're talking about diving straight in, you're here because 182 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: you have a novel that's coming out in the United 183 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,959 Speaker 1: States in paperback? Is it coming out in paperback or 184 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,880 Speaker 1: hard hard back? Over here? Hardcover hardcover of course, yes, 185 00:08:54,240 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: the real deal. I think we'd go hard yeah, hardcover, Yeah, 186 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: hardcover of people that's right here, Yeah, yeah, that's us. 187 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,559 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And he's drinking wine. He just pulled 188 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: a goblet of wine out from behind the behind the camera. 189 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: It's almost it is. It's quite a large one glass, 190 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: but with not much wine in it. So yeah, it 191 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: does have a sort of goblet vibe to it's Monday night. 192 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,720 Speaker 1: I would not drink heavily on a Monday night. Of course. 193 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: Well we are here to talk, of course, about his 194 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: wonderful novel Essex Dogs, which I had the privilege of reading. 195 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: It's just a it's a wonderful novel. If you like 196 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:31,320 Speaker 1: this podcast because you like interesting stories from history well told. 197 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,560 Speaker 1: Obviously A Sex Dogs is a fictionalization, but it is 198 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,599 Speaker 1: based on a very true story. And that's what I 199 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 1: would like to talk to you about. Oh, that would 200 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: be fun. Let's do it. So tell me the story. 201 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: And my achilles heel is French pronunciation because my Eastern 202 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: European tongue doesn't curl the right way. But the say 203 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,200 Speaker 1: the name of the campaign to save me from myself here, 204 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 1: so as it's still is set in the Cressy campaign. 205 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 1: Oh Cressy, that's I could have done that. You can say, 206 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: reci Yeah, there's a little there's an accent that throughout 207 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 1: the house made me near Chrissy. But but Cressy is fine. Um. 208 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,719 Speaker 1: So that's one of the first major campaigns of the 209 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,720 Speaker 1: Hundred Years War, which took place in the summer of 210 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,560 Speaker 1: the year thirty and forty six, which is right at 211 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 1: the start of the Hundred Years War. With Hundred Years 212 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 1: War from thirty thirty seven through fifty three were loaded 213 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: at the beginning with the Third Reign. I'm gonna I'm 214 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: gonna interrupt before before we dive in for people who 215 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,720 Speaker 1: are just listening and and have heard probably the term 216 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,560 Speaker 1: Hundred Years War, but don't know exactly what it is. 217 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 1: Can you set up a bit about what this conflict 218 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 1: was and why they were fighting it for so long? Yeah? Absolutely, 219 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 1: and that is very very cool. The Hundred Years War 220 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 1: is a dispute in the Late Middle Ages in the 221 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: fourteenth and fifteenth century between the two royal rival houses 222 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: of the Kingdoms of England on the one hand and 223 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,440 Speaker 1: France on the other. And at the very core of 224 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 1: the dispute is who should be the King of France. 225 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:02,560 Speaker 1: Starts with the with the third who claims that he 226 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 1: should be the rifle King of France because he has 227 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,440 Speaker 1: a claim through his mother and his cousin Philippa, who 228 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 1: is the King of France. Philip six, at the outset 229 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,839 Speaker 1: Hundreds War says, well, I beg to differ. I am 230 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 1: actually the King of France and I have a claim 231 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,400 Speaker 1: through my father and my father the king of Brands. 232 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 1: It's rather wasn't the King of France. But so there's 233 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: a but he's he's got I think inarguably a better 234 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 1: claim than Edward. However, there are other reasons for them 235 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,960 Speaker 1: disputing who's going to be the King of France, rather 236 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 1: than they both want to be the King of France. 237 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,959 Speaker 1: One of them is that you have an anomalous, weird 238 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: position by the time he gets to the fourteenth century, 239 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: which goes all the way back to the normal conquest 240 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:49,600 Speaker 1: of ten sixty six, whereby kings of England have lands 241 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 1: in France, and sometimes that's Normandy and it's great s 242 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 1: extent on the Henry. Second it's Normandy, Aquitaine and Gumain 243 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: Brittany each other an like this, the huge sway either 244 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 1: almost a third of the current territorial land mass of 245 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: France is at some point held by English kings technically 246 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: as nobles of France. And that's a weird situation and 247 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: changes and evolves throughout the plantation years. But by the 248 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: time you get to end of the third there's still 249 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:18,439 Speaker 1: have a small amount of land Gascony, and the French 250 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,120 Speaker 1: kings aren't very happy about that, sterrritating to have another 251 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: king as one of your lord's vassals Vassels. Yeah, so 252 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: part of the reason for for this dispute over the 253 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: crown of France is a kind of nuclear escalation of 254 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: this argument. End of the third sees that one of 255 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: the best ways to counter phillips claim to kick him 256 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,800 Speaker 1: out of Gascony is to say, you can't kick me 257 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,319 Speaker 1: out of Gascony because actually I'm the King of France. 258 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 1: And you know what, let's have a really long war 259 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: about whether or not this is the case, and it 260 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,200 Speaker 1: goes generated a hundred years is underplaying. It just goes 261 00:12:54,240 --> 00:13:00,000 Speaker 1: on for six notes, not quite a hundred and sixty 262 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,960 Speaker 1: hundred and seventeen something. Once one of my favorite tidbits, 263 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,199 Speaker 1: I think from one of your books, the book on 264 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,760 Speaker 1: the Ward the Roses, is when fast forwarding obviously you know, 265 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,679 Speaker 1: a hundred years from this event, when I hope I'm 266 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: doing this right, because it is from your book. Henry 267 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 1: the sixth is trying to establish his claim in France 268 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,560 Speaker 1: and they're distributing propaganda posters, trying to trace his lineage 269 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 1: back to St. Louis to be like, no, no, he's 270 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 1: he's right. Look at the poster that we made. They 271 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 1: get right into it and it opens up this enormous 272 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 1: kind of worms which which you then start seeing the 273 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 1: domestic politics of England and France as well of people say, oh, 274 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,560 Speaker 1: no way, I should be the king because x y Z. 275 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's what underpins the wars of the 276 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: Roses in England the fifteenth century. Your Plancaster quote unquote 277 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: conflict for the crown is really some of the principles 278 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,640 Speaker 1: established in the Hundred As War, which are like I've 279 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: not a better claim to the ground than you, and 280 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 1: I'm going to fight you with my now enormous armies 281 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:58,199 Speaker 1: and improving siege weaponry and so on and so forth. Anyway, 282 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: said back to the Hundred Years War as well as 283 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 1: a dynastic dispute for the quote unquote dynastic dispute for 284 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: the crown of France, it's such a draw in more 285 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: and more and more competence around Europe. So you have 286 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: the Scots fighting the English, you have Castile drawn into 287 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 1: this eventually, have sort of kingdoms of Portugal drawn into it. 288 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: You have Flanders is an enormously important sort of theater 289 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,800 Speaker 1: of hot and Cold War. You have the sort of 290 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: German states in the pressing campaign. You have the Battle 291 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,240 Speaker 1: of Crescy, as we hopefully get to, you have five 292 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,320 Speaker 1: different kings on the battle. So this, this apparent sort 293 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: of neighborly dispute between England and France, in fact spills 294 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,400 Speaker 1: out into basically the whole of Western Europe fighting each 295 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 1: other in various combinations for generations. So now explain what 296 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 1: the Cressy campaign is. We have King Edward the Third 297 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 1: in England trying to retain his claim in France, and 298 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 1: what happens. So at this point, which is thirty six, 299 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: the war is young. War is less than nine less 300 00:14:55,120 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: and ten years old, and there have been already different 301 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: spheres of operation open up. There's fighting going on down 302 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: a gascony. There's been a great sea Battle of Choice there, 303 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,080 Speaker 1: which is sort of a modern Netherlands. But this is 304 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: the first big invasion by one side of the other. 305 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: So in July six d of the Third Lands approximately 306 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: fifteen thousand troops on one of the Normandy beaches. And 307 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,320 Speaker 1: whant to say Normandy beaches You probably think D Day 308 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: World War two, and you're right to, because it is 309 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 1: a beach on the cutting Tampa Peninsula of Normandy slightly 310 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 1: up from what in the Second Worldar was called Utah 311 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: Beach should a place called some Valo where Edwards put 312 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: fifteen thousand men onto a beach, and you can sort 313 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 1: of imagine this as a medieval saving Private Ryan. In fact, 314 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: the idea of a medieval saving Private Ryan, you know, 315 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: medieval d Day was the first picture I had in 316 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: my head the sparks what became the novel of Esex Dogs, 317 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 1: because I felt like I'd never seen a kind of 318 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,520 Speaker 1: band of brothers saving Private Ryan, an American hard boiled 319 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 1: version of a medieval amphibious invasion. But that's how the 320 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: Cressy campaign starts. Edward the third says, you know what 321 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: I'm after, France, and I'm gonna well, that is he 322 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: actually going to try and take Philip's throne in Paris. 323 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,480 Speaker 1: Possibly He's certainly going to cause as much trouble for 324 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: Philip the sixth of France as possible in northern France 325 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: in order to discomfort him so much that possibly his 326 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 1: nobles are rebelled against him and the people will start 327 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 1: to abandon their their fealty to him. So that's what Edwards, 328 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: Edward sets about twelfth of July, he lands his huge army, 329 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,680 Speaker 1: probably over the course of the next few days. They 330 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,160 Speaker 1: DeCamp onto the beach. They are opposed by local militias, 331 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 1: but the local militias who are opposing them soon see 332 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 1: that this is an enormous, enormous army, I mean a 333 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: gigantic invasion army. This is the biggest army that has 334 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: ever been taken from England to France, and they're going 335 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 1: to do some some serious damage. So they would say 336 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: the small militia who were on the coast, because Edwards 337 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,440 Speaker 1: kept his invasion plans or the location of his invasion 338 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,320 Speaker 1: at least secret spies of in in London for months 339 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: and months, they knew an invasion was coming, but they 340 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: had no idea where that parallels with d Day in 341 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,479 Speaker 1: are striking um, there's there's not much opposition and they 342 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: start falling back and so Edward really has them the 343 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,720 Speaker 1: run of the Gotta Tupe Peninsula, this bit of Normandy 344 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 1: that sticks out going up to subar So between Normandy 345 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 1: and Calais. So it's hard without drawing you a map, 346 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,360 Speaker 1: but there's a sort of pointy bit that's not Brittany 347 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,080 Speaker 1: Franz that's the bit of Normandy we're talking about. So 348 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 1: and they come in right at the tip of it. 349 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: And the French strategy for the first couple of weeks 350 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: is essentially a Fabian one. Is to fall back, try 351 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,879 Speaker 1: and delay the English advances as much as possible by 352 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:48,200 Speaker 1: breaking bridges, by burning things, by but not by engaging. 353 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: And so the English do what will become a standard 354 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 1: tactic of the Hundred Years War, and they sort of 355 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,920 Speaker 1: launched it in Earnest in thirteen forty six, and it's 356 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: called the Cheval shape. So they set their army out 357 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 1: essentially into the field to just burn and plunder and 358 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:07,159 Speaker 1: cause as much terror and mayhem as possible. It is 359 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 1: to carve a path through the landscape, a path of terror. 360 00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:15,280 Speaker 1: Now I wrote Essex Dogs. When I finished writing, I 361 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:20,119 Speaker 1: finished writing it's through March, shortly before the Russian invasion 362 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: of Ukraine. But if you can cast your mind back 363 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,320 Speaker 1: to Russian tactics at the beginning of the war in Ukraine, 364 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: which was to burn and plunder and rape and kill 365 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 1: and cause as much mayhem and terror as possible. That's 366 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: borrowed directly from a long military playbook. And of the 367 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: third did not invent the chevrochet. The Mongols have done 368 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,720 Speaker 1: it before. I'm sure you know in the Bronze Agent 369 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: has happened. You know, we can go back probably as 370 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,000 Speaker 1: far as human history and mounted warriors anyway, go to 371 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: see examples of similar tactics. It wo, but this is 372 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,679 Speaker 1: like Edward really master the English master the chevrochet in war. 373 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,919 Speaker 1: And so the first sort of or probably half of 374 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: the Gressive campaign is effectively one big, long, just campaign 375 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 1: of absolute terror, as the English pushed through the Norman 376 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: countryside through the sort of kas and all the stuff. 377 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 1: You again, if you know you're saving private Ryan or 378 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,640 Speaker 1: band of brothers, you know these little lanes and head 379 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:15,439 Speaker 1: English just burn a sway through it, heading for the 380 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 1: major towns of Normandy, which will lead them to the 381 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 1: same valley, and then they can go up river towards Paris. 382 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,960 Speaker 1: And so in your fictional version, we're joined by ten 383 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,440 Speaker 1: men in Essex, Doug. The story is ten men who 384 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: are sort of more loyal to each other than any crown. Right. 385 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,080 Speaker 1: So this story of the Christic campaign has been told 386 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,120 Speaker 1: in history and in fiction many times, but it struck 387 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,120 Speaker 1: me when I was thinking about it, or thinking more 388 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,800 Speaker 1: generally about the realities of warfare in this period, which 389 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,080 Speaker 1: is something I've written a reasonable amount about in my 390 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 1: history books. Struck me that we very seldom see medieval 391 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,400 Speaker 1: warfare through the eyes of what in the World War 392 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,359 Speaker 1: two film you'd call the ordinary grunts, right, just the 393 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 1: rank and file. The Chrissy Campaign is really famous in 394 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 1: medieval history for things that aristocrats and nobles do. There's 395 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,280 Speaker 1: there are lots of little famous sort of vignettes to 396 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 1: set pieces. When end of the Third land on the 397 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: beach of sam Lug, for example, he he trips over 398 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,200 Speaker 1: in the surf, bangs his nose into the sand and 399 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 1: gets a nose bleed, and he has the quick wit 400 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 1: to say, ah, this just shows the land wants me 401 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: because I was worried this might be you know moment. 402 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: When we get to later in the campaign, at the 403 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:31,280 Speaker 1: Battle of Chrissy, the Black Prince supposedly performs great heroics. 404 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,880 Speaker 1: He's in danger. His father refuses to come to his aid, 405 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,159 Speaker 1: so the story goes, this hasn't led him win his spurs, 406 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,080 Speaker 1: and this is you know, at sixteen years old, this 407 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,360 Speaker 1: is the Black Prince kind of magnificent emergence as a 408 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,360 Speaker 1: chivalric warrior, anyway, Chris, he throws up lots of these 409 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: vignettes through the writings of chronicles like Jean Froissart and 410 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 1: various others of that type, but we don't often hear 411 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: anything at all in this campaign about what it was 412 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: like for ordinary people. Now, if we consider that in 413 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: a medieval army of about fifteen thousand, somewhere between ten 414 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 1: and would be what would call nobles and knights, that 415 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: still that leads the vast majority of the army as 416 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,120 Speaker 1: not nobles and knights. And what I wanted to do 417 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,040 Speaker 1: was somehow or other capture the experience of one small 418 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,000 Speaker 1: group of warriors on this campaign who were ordinary people. 419 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 1: And so I created this little platoon really called the 420 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,120 Speaker 1: Essets Dogs, who are quite typical of what we know 421 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,639 Speaker 1: of the rank and file of medieval armies in this period, 422 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,199 Speaker 1: in that they're not professional soldiers, because there are no 423 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 1: professional armies in this point. They are sort of just 424 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:41,160 Speaker 1: you call immerce and mercenary freebooters. Chances, you know, in 425 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 1: in war time they will seek out military contracts and 426 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,920 Speaker 1: go fight for whoever is paying, and in peace time 427 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: they'll use exactly the same skills for whatever jobs require 428 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: them and that tends to be sort of thieving piracy. 429 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,960 Speaker 1: If you need someone beating up poojical, you know they did. 430 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,879 Speaker 1: So there are a group of violent of men pH 431 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,479 Speaker 1: violence is their profession, but not all of them are 432 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,959 Speaker 1: violent men. And so within this group you have some 433 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 1: people who are unthinkingly committed to the profession of fighting 434 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:21,240 Speaker 1: and causing mayhem, and there are some who are new 435 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,400 Speaker 1: to it and don't really know what they've gotten themselves into. 436 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,119 Speaker 1: And there are some most or best epitomized by their 437 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,879 Speaker 1: leader Loveday, who was into a birth, starting to have 438 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: second thoughts. And so you what we see unfold across 439 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 1: their adventures within the Crazy Campaign is the dissolving of 440 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 1: the bond between that group q as they all Osten's. 441 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:47,960 Speaker 1: We try and keep the group to get you know, 442 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,400 Speaker 1: they're they're committed. They're all verbally and in some sense 443 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 1: mentally committed to one another to keeping this this band together. 444 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 1: But actually it's it's all going to ship inside the 445 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,919 Speaker 1: end of the Beatles. You know, everyone wants this thing 446 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,119 Speaker 1: to continue, but it's it's you know, it has to 447 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: be has to finish. Although by the end of Crescy 448 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 1: and the Siege of Calais. It's a victory for the English, 449 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,480 Speaker 1: isn't it? At this point. That's the thing about the 450 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:15,160 Speaker 1: Creasy campaign. You have this Chevrochet, you have several big 451 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 1: sort of dramatic scenes in Norman towns. At Saalo con Rouen, 452 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 1: you have drama dramatic crossings of two rivers, the River 453 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,080 Speaker 1: Seine and the north of that, the River So and 454 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,480 Speaker 1: then you have this enormous battle at Cressy at the 455 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,439 Speaker 1: end of August six, which is a seemingly miraculous victory 456 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,359 Speaker 1: for the English. Subsequent to that they go off to Calais, 457 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,160 Speaker 1: beseach Calais. That's the topic of the book I'm writing 458 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,960 Speaker 1: at the moment, which is a sequel Dresserslves the Wolves 459 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,560 Speaker 1: of Winter. Sorry to spoil the ending. Wikipedia would do 460 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 1: the job just as well. So of spoiling, I mean, 461 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 1: not a not a wristing a novel. No, but AI 462 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 1: might be might be close behind, and I think GBT 463 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,800 Speaker 1: four might have and I like to say five for 464 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,880 Speaker 1: the actually four that's going to catch me, I think, 465 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: so yeah. And then well then you have the Siege 466 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,840 Speaker 1: of Calais which follows, which is a very different cattle fish. 467 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: If the Cresty campaign lasts roughly seven weeks. The Calais 468 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: campaign is an eleven month siege which ends with them 469 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,120 Speaker 1: starving the people out of Calais. But yeah, the the 470 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: end fronduct of the of the Crest Cambais is they 471 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: take Calais and that's in English hands. Until Mary Tudors right, 472 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 1: it is wild to consider starving a city out as 473 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:35,160 Speaker 1: a victory. Yeah, but that's that's the tactic in medieval siegecraft, 474 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: by and large, just hang around until someone gets bored 475 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,040 Speaker 1: and gives up, or gets hungry and gives up, and 476 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: the victory is that Calais falls into English hands. And 477 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 1: this is not just why we took a city military terms, 478 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,800 Speaker 1: there's an enormous economic component to this warfare. Now in 479 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:57,120 Speaker 1: Essex Dogs, when I try and show really really up 480 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 1: with the camera locked to this very small group of men, 481 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,919 Speaker 1: is what does the war look like from this in 482 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,440 Speaker 1: this claustrophobic environment of the single military platoon. What I'm 483 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 1: trying to do with the siege of Calais in Wolves 484 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,880 Speaker 1: of Winter is to show actually one of the other 485 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: interests in this war, because we've all heard the cliche 486 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 1: talking about British and American an Allied activity in the 487 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 1: Middle East over the course of our lifetimes. Ah, it's 488 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: all about the oil. It's just all about money. Well, 489 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,879 Speaker 1: that's that's kind of people say that because there's a 490 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,080 Speaker 1: lot big part of that. That's true. It's also true 491 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: in the Middle Ages that it's about the economy. And 492 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:40,320 Speaker 1: Calais is an enormously important strategic town halfway between between 493 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 1: France and Flanders. It controls are very narrow, the narrowest 494 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,479 Speaker 1: bit of the English Channel. It's in easy reach of 495 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 1: the most economically prosperous sports towns in southern England, and 496 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,200 Speaker 1: it's the sinc Ports. It's been a haven for pirates 497 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 1: for years and years and years who can pray on 498 00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:01,159 Speaker 1: passing shipping. It's both a menace and an incredibly it 499 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,000 Speaker 1: will be a bridge head for any further English military operation. 500 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,919 Speaker 1: But fundamentally, once the siege of Catwan's Calais falls in 501 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: thirty seven, Edward the Third clears out everyone who lives 502 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 1: in Calais invites in the richest merchants from England to 503 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 1: take over this town and run it as an economic 504 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,720 Speaker 1: contropoe on the continent. Again not new thinking, this was 505 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,200 Speaker 1: exactly what had happened in the Holy Land during the Crusades. 506 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,520 Speaker 1: The same thing had happened the Crusades. Yes, they had 507 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 1: a big religious purpose to go to Jerusalem. But then 508 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,159 Speaker 1: there was the thing that kept every and interested was 509 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,440 Speaker 1: the economic viability of the port. Tack. Well, this is 510 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,080 Speaker 1: the sort of the same in the hundred Years ward. 511 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 1: That's there's a massive financial imperative to doing this, And 512 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,639 Speaker 1: the only reason that these wars are possible is because 513 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 1: people are prepared to lend ed with the third astonishing 514 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,840 Speaker 1: amounts of money. Astonishing amount of He bankrupts bank, he 515 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 1: bankrupts the body bank, He almost bankrupts the Fresco Baldi. 516 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,240 Speaker 1: He he's running up these gigantic debts to syndicates of 517 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,200 Speaker 1: merchants from the richest towns in England to continue paying 518 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,679 Speaker 1: for this war. And they're all very happy to continue 519 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: financing the war because war is fantastic for business. The 520 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 1: more money they lend him, he mortgages. It actually creates 521 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: a mortgage to pay for these wars. He says, give 522 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,560 Speaker 1: me the money now, and you can take over to 523 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,679 Speaker 1: the tax revenues of all these different rich ports around England. 524 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,879 Speaker 1: So the whole merchants take over the ports, all the 525 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,000 Speaker 1: Yarmouth merchants take over the tax of the ports of Yarmouth, 526 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 1: the London merchants in London, and some of the Dover 527 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,560 Speaker 1: and so so once you really start getting under the 528 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,880 Speaker 1: skin of this war, which looks like if you read 529 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:38,720 Speaker 1: Quassa Nights and nobles doing heroic deeds, that's just all like, 530 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,679 Speaker 1: that's the that's the icing. This is really just about 531 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:47,439 Speaker 1: merchants and pirates struggling financial dominance and poor grunts dying 532 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 1: because of it. If we're talking, you know, chivalric deeds. 533 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: I feel like the legend of Edward the Black Prince, 534 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,400 Speaker 1: who is the son of King Edward the third. Obviously 535 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: Edward dies and never takes the throne, you know, leads 536 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,919 Speaker 1: to challenges in the world the roses. But he's in 537 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 1: my understanding in British culture, very much seen as a 538 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: gallant hero. How did you portray him in your book, 539 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,919 Speaker 1: she answered, in a non leading question. How nice, she 540 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,159 Speaker 1: to asked, Yeah, it was it was the Black Print's 541 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: eldest son of Edward third, does have this this grand 542 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 1: reputation as the sort of paragonal of chivalry. It's it's him, 543 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,520 Speaker 1: It's Henry the fifth after him, and it's leverage of 544 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,680 Speaker 1: the line art before him. I don't think he would 545 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 1: have wanted to run into any of those three. Ah. 546 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,080 Speaker 1: Actually I was concerned a dark alley, but anywhere ever, well, 547 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 1: I would I I'm very charming in a lady. They 548 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 1: would be very nice to me. They wouldn't. That's learns 549 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 1: the horrible thing that they really, absolutely massively would. None 550 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,320 Speaker 1: of those three men would be nice to you at all. 551 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,360 Speaker 1: They would be ghastly to you, and there would be 552 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,400 Speaker 1: ghastly to me as well, because I would be a 553 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,360 Speaker 1: sort of Welsh peasant person. So um. But it is 554 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 1: the Blackfrint. He has this great reputation. I think. Is 555 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 1: it's great that he never became king, because the reputation 556 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: will have evaporated. He was, by no means as subtle 557 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,520 Speaker 1: as his father. He was in later life an extraordinarily 558 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: effective war lords medieval military tactician, if not a strategist. 559 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: He was being brute, absolutely like Henry the Fit, absolutely 560 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,240 Speaker 1: brutal in an age which demanded that labine large of 561 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: its military leaders in the Kressy campaign. He's often romanticized 562 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: as having been this kind of sixteen year old is 563 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 1: first time on campaign, and so the story goes based 564 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: on very very thin evidence. He quits himself immensely. Well, well, 565 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 1: what do we mean he quits himself. Well, he sort 566 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 1: of doesn't really do anything for the whole of the 567 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 1: campaign because he's been babysat by the Marshal of the Army, 568 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,440 Speaker 1: Thomas Beecham, Earl of Warwick, and the Constable of the Army, 569 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 1: William to Boone, Earl Northampton. When he does sort of 570 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,520 Speaker 1: have an opportunity to do anything, the first thing he 571 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: does of real note during the campaign is sack a monastery. 572 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,680 Speaker 1: Then he allows then a bit later, once his father 573 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 1: has issued instructions they're on the run from Phillip's army. 574 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: At this point between the sen and Song, on no 575 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: account are we stopping to sack monasteries. He lets his 576 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,720 Speaker 1: then sack another monastery, for which twenty of his men 577 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 1: are hanged summarily by his father. And then when we 578 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 1: get to the Battle of Crescy well Edward, the Black 579 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,120 Speaker 1: Prince comports himself in quite a strange way. He's placed 580 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: he sort of front and center of the action, but 581 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:43,160 Speaker 1: he doesn't really obey orders or seem to understand the 582 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 1: tactics of the battle very well, and he allows himself 583 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 1: to be pulled out of the English lines and effectively 584 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: captured and his standard face and this is a big 585 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: disaster in the in the heat of the battle for 586 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: the English. Now, the legend goes that he had been 587 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 1: seen around it and his father was who was commanding 588 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,800 Speaker 1: the battle from the rear, up on a windmill so 589 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,360 Speaker 1: he could see across the whole battlefield. His father was 590 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: informed that he was in trouble and said, oh, you know, 591 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,120 Speaker 1: let it, let him win. His spurs had improved himself 592 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 1: a man. But none of that in point of historical fact. 593 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: And it's been some amazing research on crazy. Historical research 594 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 1: on crazy recently by Michael Livingstone, which has revised the 595 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 1: location of the battlefield and everything basically happened on the 596 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 1: battlefield says that that's really not what happened at all. 597 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: He was captured and he was enormously lucky to be 598 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: rescued m hm um and his father was extremely annoyed 599 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,520 Speaker 1: with him after the battle. Anyway, So in my not 600 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,360 Speaker 1: knowing all this, as I'm trying to write the Black 601 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: Prince into the story of Essex Dogs, I also asked myself. Well, firstly, 602 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,480 Speaker 1: you say, well, people can change out their career. And 603 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,200 Speaker 1: I asked myself, what would a sixteen year old placed 604 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: in charge of an army when his dad's also the king, 605 00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,760 Speaker 1: actually be like? And my answer was not so. Well, 606 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: there's a degree of petulance, which, to go back to 607 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,280 Speaker 1: the beginning of our conversation, one does see sometimes in 608 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 1: princes of the royal blood there's an enormal carmanorum. Yeah, 609 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:16,640 Speaker 1: thank you, enormous amon of arrogance. There's a total irresponsibility. 610 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,000 Speaker 1: And since I was trying to write a fun novel 611 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: and there's almost nothing that's known in reality about the 612 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: Black Prince's character from this time, it's not written afterwards 613 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: by people just seeking to lionize him, I thought, well, 614 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,760 Speaker 1: let's make him a drunk, Let's make him a sufficious 615 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 1: little swine, but also a guy who has beat And 616 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 1: then here's Harry again, has had to deal with the 617 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,560 Speaker 1: fact of a father as a king. His father has 618 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: been king since he was fifty. His father is not 619 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:49,000 Speaker 1: deemed to all his school plays. Let's say he's he's 620 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: a horrible little shit because he's lonely, but that doesn't 621 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 1: excuse his atrocious behavior. Throughout Essex songs, and that we 622 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: have a mirror character among the Essex songs is called Romford, 623 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 1: who's also sixteen, but who's a sort of street kid 624 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 1: from London who has been found his way into this 625 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: group of theirs. Told of the last minute, literally as 626 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,480 Speaker 1: they're getting on the boat to leave France. He's trying 627 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,600 Speaker 1: to run away from England and succeeds. He and the 628 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: Prince cross paths with for Romford emotionally disastrous consequences and 629 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 1: for the Prince absolutely no consequences whatsoever. He learns nothing, 630 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,960 Speaker 1: he sees nothing, he's he's completely untouched by the gentle 631 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,880 Speaker 1: suffering of his his little acolyte. And so there's a 632 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 1: kind of it's not quite a romance between them at all, 633 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,440 Speaker 1: but there is a collision of these two sixteen year 634 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 1: olds in war that I found quite interesting to write. 635 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,880 Speaker 1: I was going to ask, I don't want to do 636 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: another too much about leaving question, but there is a 637 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:49,240 Speaker 1: little interesting thing you play with around sexuality, and can 638 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,880 Speaker 1: you talk a little bit about the fluidity maybe of 639 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 1: sexuality in the th hundreds that maybe modern audiences don't 640 00:33:56,080 --> 00:34:00,160 Speaker 1: understand necessarily or want to think about. Yeah, there's look 641 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,400 Speaker 1: at this quite a lot of really respectable authors and 642 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: I can't possibly include myself in that bracket, but you know, 643 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,719 Speaker 1: there's there's there's proper writers writing about the Middle Ages 644 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: at the moment. The temptation, of course, for modern novelists 645 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:19,879 Speaker 1: approaching the Middle Ages is to just dump twenty one 646 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 1: century priorities onto this canvas because it's like it's a 647 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 1: cool mash up and I get it, it's heynani no, 648 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,719 Speaker 1: but guess what, we're all sort of gender fluid or 649 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,880 Speaker 1: whatever it might be. Because some of these novels are 650 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,239 Speaker 1: great in their way, but I found it like, not 651 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 1: that satisfying a thing for me to do, to go 652 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: to go and do that. And what I tried to 653 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,759 Speaker 1: draw out in Essex Dogs, particularly in this story I've 654 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,200 Speaker 1: alluded to between Romford and the Black Prince, is something 655 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,959 Speaker 1: about what sexuality was like in the Middle Ages, which 656 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,200 Speaker 1: is not so categorized, let's say, as it is now. Yeah, 657 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,239 Speaker 1: we have in the tw first century a weirdly nineteen 658 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,439 Speaker 1: century pseudo scientifical scientific sort of approach that we've we've 659 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,000 Speaker 1: put into gender and sexuality that were we to see 660 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,880 Speaker 1: it in terms of ethnicity and like the shapes of 661 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,400 Speaker 1: heads and ship. You go, oh my god, that's the 662 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: wackiest end of the wackiest, wackiest end of nineteenth century pseudoscience. 663 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: But we've we've sort of got a version of that 664 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,920 Speaker 1: around section in the Middle Age. You don't have any 665 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: of that. You've got lots of really wacky, weird nonsense science, 666 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,399 Speaker 1: but it doesn't seem to have been applied to categorizing sexuality. 667 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:39,359 Speaker 1: So the love between men, which we would probably categorize 668 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,319 Speaker 1: as homosexual, isn't really thought of in that way. As 669 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 1: the Middle Ages. There are distinct categories of sexual in misconduct. Well, 670 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 1: there's really one which is buggery. That's how to make 671 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,560 Speaker 1: anything that as we were telling me, yeah, son of yeah, 672 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,920 Speaker 1: there's that, and then there's everything else, or rather there's 673 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,040 Speaker 1: there's what's a legit in the church law in terms 674 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,400 Speaker 1: of sexual conduct, which is very strictly by this stage 675 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,840 Speaker 1: defined as sex between one man and one woman for 676 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,839 Speaker 1: the purposes of procreation. And then there's everything else, which 677 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,319 Speaker 1: is pretty my guinet, which could be gathered about. Now 678 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,719 Speaker 1: that's a very strict church definition and it's not very 679 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 1: well policed, and I don't think it's very well observed 680 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 1: or eBay if that is definitely not very well observed 681 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,000 Speaker 1: or obeyed by ordinary people. But as regards you know, 682 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,640 Speaker 1: the sort of versions of same sex attraction, which in 683 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,840 Speaker 1: the twenty fi century we would be extremely keen to 684 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: categorize and delineate and make sort of names for and 685 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 1: acronyms and hashtags and stuff like. That's that's us. They 686 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,600 Speaker 1: just don't do that. I'm not like passing judgment, really, 687 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm just saying that that's not how it works in 688 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 1: the Middle Ages. When you try and make the Middle 689 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,120 Speaker 1: Ages do that, it doesn't ring very true. So what 690 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,960 Speaker 1: I try to do, as it stokes, it's just play 691 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,359 Speaker 1: with this idea that there is an attraction certainly from 692 00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: Romford side. Yes, that came across as as a reader. Yeah, 693 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,880 Speaker 1: older men are attracted to Romford. Robert doesn't really know 694 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,600 Speaker 1: what he's about because he's just like a fiend and 695 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: a drifter. He quite likes the Prince, but he doesn't 696 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,319 Speaker 1: it doesn't sort of torture himself by asking what that 697 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 1: makes him. He just has this kind of attraction towards 698 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,000 Speaker 1: the Prince, which is in some sense sexual, but it's 699 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,560 Speaker 1: also in that is sexual attraction is indistinguishable from a 700 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,000 Speaker 1: role that Romford is given as a squire, as a 701 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,600 Speaker 1: sort of social inferior to the prince. So he's sort 702 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,800 Speaker 1: of he looks at him with this kind of daunted 703 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,239 Speaker 1: admiration which spills over into sexual attraction. But that's so 704 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,400 Speaker 1: much of that is part of his feeling, like the 705 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,799 Speaker 1: social difference between them, and you can't unpick in the 706 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,120 Speaker 1: Middle Ages that the difference for me between social longing 707 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,080 Speaker 1: and sexual longing. They're bound up in the same thing. 708 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,399 Speaker 1: And so the love story such as is between them 709 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:03,360 Speaker 1: is quite subtle. I think it's certainly in its resolution, yeah, yeah, 710 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:09,040 Speaker 1: and doesn't push it into the psychological component of romance 711 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,879 Speaker 1: that we are familiar. And that that really something I've 712 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,600 Speaker 1: tried to do throughout Essex Dogs Is is showing you 713 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,440 Speaker 1: the Middle Ages with as little twenty one century psychological 714 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,040 Speaker 1: intrusion as is possible without making it just totally confusing 715 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,560 Speaker 1: and weird. So they do in order to make it comprehensible, 716 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,200 Speaker 1: they speak in a sort of form of modern idium, 717 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:32,600 Speaker 1: but they don't do things. Even the sympathetic characters don't 718 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:36,280 Speaker 1: aren't really sympathetic in ways that are we would find 719 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,200 Speaker 1: sympathetic in a novel set in contemporary time. I find 720 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,480 Speaker 1: that challenge so relatable. I wrote a book and another 721 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,239 Speaker 1: book coming out in February that takes place in the 722 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:49,200 Speaker 1: early eight hundreds, and I tried to keep everything as 723 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,319 Speaker 1: heldable for a modern audience as I could, while still 724 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,799 Speaker 1: maintaining the feel of, you know, the regency period, pre 725 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,960 Speaker 1: regid spirit in this sense. But my copy had a 726 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 1: her and I went back and forth a lot because 727 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,560 Speaker 1: I wanted to have characters say okay, and she was like, 728 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,319 Speaker 1: you can't, and I was like, I know it's not 729 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,719 Speaker 1: historically accurate, but to me, it conveys sort of a 730 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:13,480 Speaker 1: youthfulness and a teenage, you know, conversationality that a younger 731 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,400 Speaker 1: character would do. That I kept them. So it's like 732 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,560 Speaker 1: even the mistakes that I mistakes, I put an air 733 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,120 Speaker 1: quotes I made. I think I tried to make us 734 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,960 Speaker 1: deliberate choices for the text. As you know, I absolutely 735 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,600 Speaker 1: loved Nat, Thank you very much. Cannot wait through immortality, 736 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,040 Speaker 1: and I I think you're brilliant. And I just I 737 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,840 Speaker 1: read that that first boview was in like one. I didn't. 738 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,000 Speaker 1: I didn't put him up to this. You absolutely didn't. 739 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Speaker 1: You absolutely didn't felt it barely knew when I bought 740 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,239 Speaker 1: it and I read it in one go and I 741 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,640 Speaker 1: was transfixed by I remember as I was reading, I 742 00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,520 Speaker 1: was send your message, say this is just such like 743 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,160 Speaker 1: I was transported to that to Edinburgh at that time, 744 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,440 Speaker 1: and I thought that you just handled all of the 745 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,640 Speaker 1: stuff that I've been agonized I was agonizing over as 746 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,360 Speaker 1: I was writing Essex Stalks at the time. I was 747 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,959 Speaker 1: reading that just like it just felt and I'm sure 748 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 1: effortless it's not the right word, because no, no, I 749 00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,440 Speaker 1: I agonized when those lists too. You have to make 750 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,360 Speaker 1: those the sort of choices, but as a result that 751 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 1: you end up with feels just you know, once the 752 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: reader falls under your spell in anatomy, you know they're 753 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,240 Speaker 1: just they're they're in that world and it just everything 754 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,600 Speaker 1: feels right. And I think you've got to You've got 755 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,600 Speaker 1: to earn that. And don't know, I think you know, 756 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,840 Speaker 1: as you know, I thought you you earned it magnificently 757 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,480 Speaker 1: in that book. But I think any writer has you 758 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,000 Speaker 1: have to earn the right to do things that aren't 759 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,360 Speaker 1: period accurate within a period book. Then that means getting 760 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: an awful lot of stuff right or close to right. 761 00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,920 Speaker 1: So that you're then you you then say okay, well 762 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,239 Speaker 1: you earn the reader's trust and they're going to go 763 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,799 Speaker 1: with you even when it is clear that you're doing 764 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:50,400 Speaker 1: things that are not possible in that period. So in essence, dogs, 765 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,200 Speaker 1: you know you've said, you have people saying okay, I 766 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,000 Speaker 1: I really struggled with I'm writing a book about men 767 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,239 Speaker 1: in an army. How am I going to have them 768 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,040 Speaker 1: speak to one another? Because they's got to be somewhat profane. 769 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,279 Speaker 1: But the profanity of the Middle Ages is blasphemy for 770 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,520 Speaker 1: the fundamentally, our profanity is schatology and and it's and 771 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,520 Speaker 1: it's sexual. That's how we swear. But so I had 772 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,719 Speaker 1: a lot of trouble about am I going to use 773 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,960 Speaker 1: the F word in this? And eventually yeah, I use 774 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,160 Speaker 1: fairly liberally to punctuate military speech to because you have 775 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: to translate dialogue from communicate it to a modern audience 776 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,520 Speaker 1: what you need to convey. It's part of the Tiffany 777 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,120 Speaker 1: for oublem, right, the Tiffany problem. Yeah, it's a So 778 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,440 Speaker 1: it's that's just sort of the colloquial name for it. 779 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,600 Speaker 1: The fact that like if someone hears the name Tiffany, 780 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,520 Speaker 1: they're they're like, oh, let's go to the mall. But 781 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,760 Speaker 1: Tiffany is a name that existed in the Middle Ages 782 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,360 Speaker 1: and the him you know, and for for years and 783 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,400 Speaker 1: hundreds of years. But if you wrote a historical fiction 784 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,840 Speaker 1: book and made your main character named Tiffany, it would 785 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,720 Speaker 1: seem wrong even if it's right. And so the typically 786 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,000 Speaker 1: problem is a is a colloquial version that someone told 787 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,880 Speaker 1: to me when I was writing anatomy, where sometimes you 788 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,839 Speaker 1: have to make things a little wrong so they feel right. 789 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,279 Speaker 1: To monorn readers, do you know what I love that? 790 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,279 Speaker 1: I've never heard it describes the Tiffany problem before, But 791 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,000 Speaker 1: it's that's that says that says everything. I always think. 792 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,840 Speaker 1: It's like castles, you know, I like Headed Castle a 793 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,280 Speaker 1: famous watch watch Dan Jans Walk Your Castles on Netflix. 794 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 1: Please please squander your life in this pursuit. But they're 795 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,239 Speaker 1: the wrong cut, you know, you see them now. They're 796 00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:36,520 Speaker 1: so bland. All medieval churches that's just devoid almost there 797 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:39,120 Speaker 1: the usually devoid of wall paintings and color and no 798 00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,440 Speaker 1: with whitewash. If I went down the Windsor Castle Runch 799 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,880 Speaker 1: is about five miles down the road from my house 800 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,520 Speaker 1: with my tin of whitewash, and I just whitewash one 801 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,120 Speaker 1: of the towers. I reckonized, I reckon trees and laws 802 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,919 Speaker 1: would be dusted off. But they in the Middle Ages, 803 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,799 Speaker 1: it would not be unusual to have a sort of 804 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,920 Speaker 1: a bright new colored castle. But we just think so 805 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,799 Speaker 1: even if you saw it on ILM, you'd say that's 806 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,040 Speaker 1: absolutely non to These people don't know anything about the 807 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,600 Speaker 1: Middle Age, So you're right. This is a version of 808 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:07,160 Speaker 1: the Tiffany. I call it the white washing windsor castle 809 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,520 Speaker 1: white washing winter castle problem, copyrighted Dan Jones. Another thing 810 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:15,120 Speaker 1: I also think, I mean, I I loved ethex Dogs, 811 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,840 Speaker 1: I like I thought it was just I felt like 812 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,960 Speaker 1: I was learning. This was a period of history I 813 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,239 Speaker 1: didn't know much about, and it made a battle feel 814 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,799 Speaker 1: so immediate and personal when I tend to be so 815 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,200 Speaker 1: bored by military history. It was so brilliantly done. Your 816 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,560 Speaker 1: characters are so well sketched, and I think that your 817 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:36,160 Speaker 1: use of violence and gore is so well placed. You 818 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,399 Speaker 1: don't use it gratuitously, but you convey how brutal these 819 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,680 Speaker 1: battles were. Well. Thank you. And there's I don't read 820 00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:47,920 Speaker 1: a lot of military fiction, and I don't write. I 821 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,400 Speaker 1: mean I sort of some of them the books. In 822 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,400 Speaker 1: books like The Crusade, you can't get away from it, 823 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,239 Speaker 1: but the political as well as military, and it's not 824 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,279 Speaker 1: you know, I'm not a battle nerd, really, but I 825 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,400 Speaker 1: am a kind of people. And if one of the 826 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,040 Speaker 1: techniques that I tried, or the main technique I tried 827 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,359 Speaker 1: to use an Essex Dogs in order not to have 828 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:12,120 Speaker 1: very sort of either cliche or just like gratuitously unpleasant 829 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,600 Speaker 1: battle scenes, was just a lock focus, super super tight 830 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,520 Speaker 1: with one character and you follow mainly two characters. You 831 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,560 Speaker 1: follow the group of characters, but you're locked with a 832 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,680 Speaker 1: couple of viewpoints love Day and Romford through most of 833 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,640 Speaker 1: Essex Dogs, and not as much as you. But I 834 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,360 Speaker 1: have worked in TV as well as in writing, and 835 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,520 Speaker 1: one of the directors I worked with on a show 836 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: a few years ago gave me a very good piece 837 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,960 Speaker 1: of advice, which is, if you're having trouble writing your 838 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,759 Speaker 1: way through a scene, just lock that camera on one 839 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,520 Speaker 1: person's shoulder. I found that the more I did that 840 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,360 Speaker 1: in Essex Dogs, the more the battles sort of gained 841 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,600 Speaker 1: very similitude. And there's one which is the one I 842 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,440 Speaker 1: suppose it's really is a crescy where for part of 843 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,560 Speaker 1: it where with Romford and he's just on the floor, 844 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,879 Speaker 1: just on the floor, and we could see his feet 845 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,680 Speaker 1: have been kicking it. But then it's really but he 846 00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,680 Speaker 1: can't get a real can't get up, and you don't 847 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,799 Speaker 1: see anything out like flashes, you see other stuff that 848 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,080 Speaker 1: also I found, like, firstly, it freed me from having 849 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,680 Speaker 1: to write endless, endlessly long boring battle scene, so you've 850 00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,719 Speaker 1: just got this like confused chaotic vision through one person's eyes. 851 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,959 Speaker 1: But I found also enabled me to make jokes because 852 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,120 Speaker 1: anyone who knows is invested in the history of the 853 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,360 Speaker 1: Crescent Campaign will come to us themselves and we'll be 854 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,640 Speaker 1: able to see where there are there's little easter eggs 855 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,120 Speaker 1: for the homeboys, right, like if you know that the 856 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,839 Speaker 1: Black Prince, if you if you heard about the Black Princes, go, well, 857 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't actually true that the Black Prince wore black armor. 858 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:39,640 Speaker 1: That's a Victorian myth. Right, let's st get this. Then 859 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,120 Speaker 1: there's a there's a joke for you about why how 860 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,880 Speaker 1: he gets that name and the way he acts when 861 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,080 Speaker 1: someone offers to give him some black armor is like 862 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,640 Speaker 1: it's but if you don't know. It doesn't marry says 863 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,560 Speaker 1: in character, but the picking viewpoints that are attached closely 864 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,360 Speaker 1: to one character, you know, usually a lonely part of 865 00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,279 Speaker 1: the of the social hierarchy. I just found I had 866 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,280 Speaker 1: much been a ways of having jokes and subverting history 867 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,000 Speaker 1: and messing around with it, and and I enjoyed myself 868 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,680 Speaker 1: doing that a great deal. But then look, i'd have 869 00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,480 Speaker 1: written a novel before. It was all new to me, 870 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,399 Speaker 1: and now you're doing another. There's a sequel coming out. 871 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,759 Speaker 1: I believe it's part of a trilogy. It's number two 872 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,360 Speaker 1: of a trilogy. Yeah, and I've gotta I gotta really 873 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,160 Speaker 1: finished writing that thing. Yeah, get on it so that 874 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,680 Speaker 1: I can have you back on and we can talk 875 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,760 Speaker 1: about it again. Siege craft is different. Siege craft is very, 876 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: very different. Narrative challenge. I'm finally writing a the story 877 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,799 Speaker 1: of a siege to the story of a campaign, a 878 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,879 Speaker 1: military campaign. Is it's pretty easy? Like, oh, of course, yeah, 879 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,840 Speaker 1: famously easy. All of us are thinking that. But what 880 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,520 Speaker 1: you do, what you have built into it is narrative imperative. 881 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,239 Speaker 1: It goes forward because the army is moving and all 882 00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,080 Speaker 1: you've got to well not all you've got to do. 883 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,799 Speaker 1: But that the thing you've got to actually a thing 884 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040 Speaker 1: you've got to do with the battle campaign that's difficult 885 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,080 Speaker 1: is not make it inevitable the way they go in, 886 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,560 Speaker 1: and you've got to throw red herring after red herring 887 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:04,799 Speaker 1: in and give them different diversion so that it's not 888 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,440 Speaker 1: just that, well, they're on a train and the trains 889 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,520 Speaker 1: go into the station. Stop them here. Yeah, the difference 890 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,720 Speaker 1: of the siege is, man, this train isn't going anywhere 891 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,720 Speaker 1: the Strangers station. It's going to be at the station 892 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:20,000 Speaker 1: and delivering gets off. So it's very, very rich in 893 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:25,440 Speaker 1: textural opportunity. Unless it a very teenage girl and a 894 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,799 Speaker 1: horse who thinks she talks to God. It shows up. 895 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,040 Speaker 1: That's good for your siege. You know that you said 896 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,160 Speaker 1: about the trol with Calli's trouble with Keli. The trouble 897 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,200 Speaker 1: is it's not or Lane no true what you do 898 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,319 Speaker 1: have just in the same way, Elier, you've got Joan 899 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,719 Speaker 1: of Arc and the White Horse and every you know 900 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,480 Speaker 1: instantly when you say that, everyone knows what you're thinking 901 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,719 Speaker 1: if they listen to this podcast. Anyway, I haven't done 902 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,200 Speaker 1: a Joan of Arc episode, but I will. Well, you 903 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,360 Speaker 1: gotta get Helen Caster to come and do it. She 904 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:56,480 Speaker 1: is brilliant. Yeah, she's she's she's the best. Put that aside. Cali, 905 00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 1: you have a very very very very very fam us 906 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,200 Speaker 1: end to the siege. So if you've been to Calais, 907 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,400 Speaker 1: there's a row down sculpture in Calais of the six 908 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,840 Speaker 1: Burghers of Calais, and they're coming out with the nooses 909 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,520 Speaker 1: around the next to offer their lives to Edward to 910 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,000 Speaker 1: buy the freedom of everyone who's left in the city, 911 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:20,240 Speaker 1: who's survived baiting, rats and horse leather and whatever, whatever, whatever. 912 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,520 Speaker 1: And it's a really famous, really famous scene. And then 913 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,600 Speaker 1: you have cause Edward says, no, you hang you all, 914 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,040 Speaker 1: and his wife Siliver, oh please through that? Okay that 915 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,200 Speaker 1: I won't. It's a bit more dramatic than that, more 916 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:36,040 Speaker 1: paces in it than that impression suggested. But there are 917 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,200 Speaker 1: things in Cali to write towards that. They're there from 918 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,960 Speaker 1: the history, and so I've that's helpful. I love this. 919 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,080 Speaker 1: I don't know anything about this. There's so much history, Dan, 920 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,960 Speaker 1: That's the lesson of history, isn't it. There's there's tons 921 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,040 Speaker 1: of it. Every time I think you've you've got to 922 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,279 Speaker 1: handle on it there's some more comes along. I've been 923 00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,360 Speaker 1: reading nonstub history for a few years, doing this podcast constantly, 924 00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,440 Speaker 1: and I've never heard about these burgers coming out with 925 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,480 Speaker 1: nooses or on their necks. The Rodance. Just doing google 926 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,120 Speaker 1: the Rodan sculpture, because the Rodand sculpture, there's two of them. 927 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,200 Speaker 1: There's another one, I think in London. Maybe I've not 928 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,759 Speaker 1: long to make somewhere else. I made a couple of 929 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,239 Speaker 1: films that like the Real History of Essence Dogs and 930 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,680 Speaker 1: made them in the summer last year, and we went 931 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,240 Speaker 1: to Calais and I said and looked at that Rodand sculpture, 932 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 1: and it's just I mean, obviously it's it's not fourteenth century, 933 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,960 Speaker 1: it's Rodin, it's modern, but it's a sensational piece of 934 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,800 Speaker 1: sculpture which each of these six Burgers has a different 935 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:33,200 Speaker 1: form of grief conveyed by their mannerisms in their face, 936 00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,799 Speaker 1: and they are what's amazing about it is that he 937 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,520 Speaker 1: has given them individual character. And when we think about 938 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,560 Speaker 1: so many of these set pieces from medieval history, if 939 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 1: it's not the king or someone like near the level 940 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,799 Speaker 1: of the King, or Joan of Arc or whatever, they're 941 00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,880 Speaker 1: just sort of generic noble or generic knight or generic 942 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,319 Speaker 1: peasant or generic archer or whatever. And what road Down 943 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,640 Speaker 1: does so brilliantly in that sculpture is say, these were 944 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:02,680 Speaker 1: real people, each one individual at each with a different 945 00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,480 Speaker 1: reaction to this what we now see as a sort 946 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,320 Speaker 1: of a fixed historical tableau. And row Down is in 947 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,879 Speaker 1: a measurably greater artist than I will ever be, obviously, 948 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,960 Speaker 1: but the I don't know, he never owned as sex dogs. Well, 949 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,920 Speaker 1: but the aim is to capture some of that, is 950 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,680 Speaker 1: to say, like an army of fifteen thousand is fifteen individuals, 951 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,920 Speaker 1: and each one of them with their own take on 952 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,160 Speaker 1: the thing that they're experiencing. And when we think of 953 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,239 Speaker 1: medieval archer, yeah, okay, that's like that's a type. That's 954 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,640 Speaker 1: somebody who shoots a pretty similar bow with a similar 955 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,560 Speaker 1: arrow out of a similar bow and a similar place. 956 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,359 Speaker 1: But each one of those people was an individual, and 957 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,400 Speaker 1: and in the realm of fiction at least, that gives 958 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:52,480 Speaker 1: you such rich opportunity to do things with the past 959 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,719 Speaker 1: that nonfiction doesn't always allowed to do. So that's for 960 00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:02,359 Speaker 1: me why I've enjoyed my little gap here. Fiction brilliantly said, 961 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,920 Speaker 1: A six dogs comes out in America February fourteen. I 962 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,560 Speaker 1: believe makes a great balance and take the week before. Yeah, 963 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,920 Speaker 1: it's it's a pregame to immortality. Are I'm I'm twenty eight, 964 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,640 Speaker 1: two weeks before. It's okay, but plenty of time to 965 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:24,040 Speaker 1: read it and get ready for immortality. Your February could 966 00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:28,600 Speaker 1: be sensationally good fiction wise, couldn't right? Get a good 967 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,440 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day gift for the medieval history lover in your life. Yeah, 968 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:38,439 Speaker 1: and then get a get book after that. Yeah, thank 969 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,200 Speaker 1: you so much for joining me. Uh, clearly when you're 970 00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:45,359 Speaker 1: ready to go to bed. This is this is what 971 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,520 Speaker 1: I planned. Fire sell roll from straight into vice slumber. 972 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,680 Speaker 1: And next time I'm in London, will you take me 973 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,160 Speaker 1: on another tour? Can we go do something? Yeah? What 974 00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:58,920 Speaker 1: you want to say? I'm coming this summer, are you? Yeah, 975 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,360 Speaker 1: I'm leading at tore to Cornwall, but I'm going to 976 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,480 Speaker 1: be in London for a bit. Okay. So we went 977 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,839 Speaker 1: to Westminster Abbey last time, didn't we? Yeah? I got 978 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,799 Speaker 1: a personal tour from Dan Jones in Westminster Abbey. Not 979 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,319 Speaker 1: to brag, but it was. It was wonderful. We had 980 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,680 Speaker 1: to queue up. I've never done that before. It was. 981 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,200 Speaker 1: I know. He was like, he's like, you're on TV. 982 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,560 Speaker 1: You don't have to wait line. Well, what don't we 983 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,560 Speaker 1: go to the Tower of London. Done, I'm there, let's 984 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,919 Speaker 1: do it. Tower of London is good. Yeah, we'll do that. Great. 985 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,719 Speaker 1: I'll see you this summer, and I'll see you even 986 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,280 Speaker 1: sooner because we're talking about your book again for your launch. 987 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,480 Speaker 1: Oh and then I'm coming to l a al, I'm 988 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,720 Speaker 1: coming to see Iggy Pop. You're going to get so tired. 989 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,880 Speaker 1: I'll see you so much. This is good. I know, 990 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,359 Speaker 1: this is fantastic. Great, order Dan's book. Dan, I'll see 991 00:52:40,360 --> 00:53:00,200 Speaker 1: you so soon. Noble Blood is a production of Art 992 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,360 Speaker 1: Radio and Grimm and Mild from Aaron