Speaker 1: Walkuplily Ship Very Weird, Free walk glasshic mhm.
Speaker 2: Hello. My name is Buddy Peace. I'm a producer and editor,
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Speaker 2: for your regular host and proud creator of this particular podcast,
Speaker 2: mister Brett Goldstein. As Prince once said, if a man
Speaker 2: is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind,
Speaker 2: then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. Right,
Speaker 2: I've got a double bill of Green Mile and Monster's
Speaker 2: Ball to nine and I've never seen them, so no spoilers.
Speaker 2: I hope you wrote the earlier lyric and pencil Prince,
Speaker 2: as I think you'll be revisiting it tomorrow. Every week
Speaker 2: Brett invites a guest on, he tells them they've died,
Speaker 2: and then talks to them about their life through the
Speaker 2: medium of film. But this week we are revisiting an
Speaker 2: earlier episode of the podcast while we take a little break. Yes, indeed,
Speaker 2: is that time once again for a film to be
Speaker 2: buried with rewind Classic. This particular Rewind is from February
Speaker 2: the eighteenth, twenty twenty one, originally episode one, three five
Speaker 2: featuring actor comic and otherwise Kylee Smith Bino a lovely
Speaker 2: dip into the relatively recent past with a truly great
Speaker 2: actor and as a lot of you will know, Taskmaster guest,
Speaker 2: who joined Brett from the comfort of Guadaloupe in the
Speaker 2: Caribbean where he was filming. It is a lot of
Speaker 2: fun and a great revisit of a delightful episode. Just
Speaker 2: to say quickly as well that we will be returning
Speaker 2: to brand new episodes very soon. Thank you so much
Speaker 2: for joining us for the reruns while the dust slowly settles,
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Speaker 2: I make you a cinematic soundtrack mixtape each month with
Speaker 2: full track list that I reckon. You'll enjoy it very
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Speaker 2: as super nice episode with the great Kyle Smith. Bino
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Speaker 2: two nine four of Films to be Buried With.
Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Films to be Buried With. It
Speaker 1: is I Brett Goldstein, and I am joined today by
Speaker 1: an actor, a writer, a performer of comedy, a show creator,
Speaker 1: a show runner, a man surrounded by ghost, a man
Speaker 1: who likes to sell flats, one of the funniest people
Speaker 1: currently on British TV. Please welcome to the show The
Speaker 1: Brilliant Kyle Smith BYO.
Speaker 3: Yo. Well lovely is a lovely introduction?
Speaker 1: Now is in You're in Guadeloupe.
Speaker 3: I am in Guadeloupe.
Speaker 1: Yes, can you tell us why? What if you don't?
Speaker 1: He's escaped?
Speaker 3: So I am in Guadeloupe. Currently I'm filming Death and Paradise.
Speaker 3: I get to play a bad guy, which is fun.
Speaker 3: Haven't done that in a while. I'm out here for
Speaker 3: three weeks and I'm filming for four days, so I'm
Speaker 3: spending a lot of time on the beach reading.
Speaker 1: Lines and shit. Yeah. Yeah, do you know anyone else
Speaker 1: out there, anyone in the cast or anything, or you're
Speaker 1: all having to be separate?
Speaker 3: No, no, we're all together. I mean, we had to
Speaker 3: do about eleven COVID tests before we got out of here,
Speaker 3: So everyone is like, what, it's great.
Speaker 1: I mean, for those of you who are just listening,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at I mean, it's a joke what I'm
Speaker 1: looking at. He's got fucking blue skies. He's got a
Speaker 1: tree behind him, He's wearing a Hawaiian type shirt. He's
Speaker 1: got some guys he's on. He looks like he's having
Speaker 1: a lovely He looks like he's going what.
Speaker 3: It doesn't It doesn't look like I'm working, to be fair, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't feel like I'm working until I get a
Speaker 3: five am pickup tomorrow.
Speaker 1: When you say you're the bad guy, do you mean
Speaker 1: you're the killer done the death in Paradise?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not a killer?
Speaker 1: Or am I Do you get killed? No?
Speaker 3: I don't get killed. I don't get killed, but I am.
Speaker 3: I'm a suspect, so I might be the killer.
Speaker 1: Who is mister deaf in Paradise? Now?
Speaker 3: A rough little Oh nice. Yeah, we had a kick
Speaker 3: about last night.
Speaker 1: He's good on the ball. He lay on the beach.
Speaker 3: No on, there's black football calls behind the tennis calls
Speaker 3: behind the pool. Is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's like you're on a fucking eighteen to thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We're doing diving contests, yeah, jumping in waterfalls. Kaya. We've
Speaker 1: never really had a chance to talk, but I've been
Speaker 1: a big fan of yours. I particularly think you are stunning.
Speaker 1: Can I say that stunning in staff Let's Flat, which
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I was thinking about this.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, you know, the hugely underrated
Speaker 1: stuff like Flat, as if it didn't win a ship
Speaker 1: turn of Baptists. You're so underrated. It's such a good show,
Speaker 1: and I'm delighted to hear you doing more. Unless you've
Speaker 1: heard something I haven't heard.
Speaker 3: No, we are we are, yeah, doing another one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd kick off if we weren't. Yeah, massively. I'll be
Speaker 3: outside Channel four protesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll join you. Actually, And you've got what guys
Speaker 1: coming out?
Speaker 3: Guys Ghost is out, the second series is out, and
Speaker 3: then we start filming series three in February.
Speaker 1: Here's my question, then, so you don't know this brilliant
Speaker 1: comedy acting. I don't know much about your background. Did
Speaker 1: you do stand up? Did you How did you get
Speaker 1: into all this?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, I went to drama school and then I
Speaker 3: simultaneously made YouTube videos. So I did the proper way,
Speaker 3: the training and all that shit and jazz hands and singing, dancing, acting,
Speaker 3: Comedia de latte, all that shit. Yeah, and then I
Speaker 3: also just did some silly voices on YouTube, and then
Speaker 3: both of those sort of helped. But I don't know
Speaker 3: which one help more, to be fair. But I did
Speaker 3: a lot of my own YouTube videos, and my friends
Speaker 3: were doing YouTube videos, and I was just in and
Speaker 3: like happy to turn up and do whatever. Sometimes we
Speaker 3: didn't even have a script. We're just like, we'll see
Speaker 3: what we think of, we'll see what locations we can find,
Speaker 3: and then we'll just film something, have it. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I did a lot of that, and then that got
Speaker 3: attention to some producers who introduced me to Keevan Novak,
Speaker 3: who put me in a few things and a few
Speaker 3: pilots and brought me in a few writers rooms. So yeah,
Speaker 3: both of those helped, I guess, But No, I've never
Speaker 3: done a stand up I've done improv. Yeah, and I've
Speaker 3: been a part of like two improv groups and I
Speaker 3: go and perform and people shout spatula at you.
Speaker 1: You've got to tell me what the names of your
Speaker 1: improv groups.
Speaker 3: One's called Acting up It and one's called Battle as
Speaker 3: Great and Battle Acts are at the Fringe every year
Speaker 3: have done really quite well. They've been up there for
Speaker 3: like nine years, and people just turn up and because
Speaker 3: they know we're going to be there and it's going
Speaker 3: to be different every night. Some people there was a
Speaker 3: guy not last year, year before twenty nineteen, sorry, who
Speaker 3: came to every single show and I was like, that
Speaker 3: is nice, but fucking get alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did that person try to wear you as their skin?
Speaker 3: Not me particular, but there was another member of the
Speaker 3: group that he was particularly fond of and they're dead now.
Speaker 1: Wow, So do you want Do you want a k oh? Yes?
Speaker 3: I do. I've been working on some stuff and I
Speaker 3: got having development and blah blah blah, and people are like,
Speaker 3: we love it. I've got some feet. I've got some
Speaker 3: feedback a few weeks ago, which was it's not a yes,
Speaker 3: but it's not a no, which is bullshit.
Speaker 1: That's lovely.
Speaker 3: It's yes, is there anything?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it worth telling me?
Speaker 1: It's not made up of letters. It's more a mood.
Speaker 1: It's a feeling.
Speaker 3: It's sort of like a color. Yeah, so I was
Speaker 3: feeling about that. I don't know what that means. You
Speaker 3: might as well have not said anything.
Speaker 1: Well that's sort of technically what they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I've got another thing that we've just
Speaker 3: been asked to write another episode of. We wrote the
Speaker 3: pilot and sonight and deces for another one, which is cool.
Speaker 1: No yes, no, no, no no, So I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but at least that way I'm getting money from
Speaker 3: that one. It's a tough game.
Speaker 1: Can I have some money for that? Well it's not
Speaker 1: a yes no no either, but so can I have
Speaker 1: some money?
Speaker 3: Yes? About that money?
Speaker 1: As I say, can't confirm. Yeah, your name.
Speaker 3: The thing is actually need to get home from here.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, you know, I hear you. But are
Speaker 1: you hearing me? Because what I'm saying is it's not
Speaker 1: a yes. All right, but don't panic because it's no
Speaker 1: one I see, So off you off your pop. Thanks
Speaker 1: thanks for stopping.
Speaker 3: And that's why people steal.
Speaker 1: Oh, ship, ship, I forgot to tell you something. Oh yeah, bullocks, No,
Speaker 1: I should have said it up up top. God, I
Speaker 1: hate myself, I really do like them. I forgot something
Speaker 1: that I probably should have at least given your heads
Speaker 1: that point, right, I think you'd have suspected it. Looking
Speaker 1: at your surroundings. You look like you're in paradise coincidence.
Speaker 1: I feel like I am you've died. You've died. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm quite serious, quite quite serious. A sorry, how did
Speaker 1: you that is?
Speaker 3: That is annoying?
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I ordered some I ordered some stuff and it came
Speaker 3: after I got it. I ordered some stuff to come
Speaker 3: away and it arrived after I got it. So I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm looking forward to getting back and then
Speaker 3: trying those. I'm not gonna be able to try them.
Speaker 1: Now. What was it you do or died?
Speaker 3: Just some clothes, some more sunglasses, some fancy shirts.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm less worried about that now because
Speaker 1: you the fancy shirts and the sunglasses you need now,
Speaker 1: like if you if they ever arrived in England, But
Speaker 1: what's the fucking point?
Speaker 3: Well that, yeah, they were for they weren't for this,
Speaker 3: but they came too late but now I'll never be
Speaker 3: able to try them on.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the worst part of this,
Speaker 1: but okay, yeah, all right, how did you die? I mean,
Speaker 1: let's check it on that. How did you die?
Speaker 3: And arrow?
Speaker 1: Really nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, flame, flaming bow and arrow right in the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was walking across, so just like looking around and
Speaker 3: trying to like explore, see what's around. I'd walked onto
Speaker 3: archery pitch.
Speaker 1: You on the archery pitch, yeah, yeah, archery pitch? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's it called Brown archery Stadium? Right? Right?
Speaker 3: The archery materie.
Speaker 1: You've got into the archery merchury, right, because you are
Speaker 1: not your fault. You didn't know you you didn't know
Speaker 1: there was such a thing there.
Speaker 3: You are, no, no, no, I was just exploring the place.
Speaker 3: But I don't understand why the arrows were on fire.
Speaker 3: I don't really get what that has to do.
Speaker 1: It feels targeted to me. That's what I don't like
Speaker 1: about it. It feels not quite an accident, the fact
Speaker 1: that they lit the arrows. Yeah, but you were just
Speaker 1: walking through whistling.
Speaker 3: I was doing a hopper skip and a jump really, yeah,
Speaker 3: because having such a great time, and then.
Speaker 1: And they got you in the head midjump, mid mid
Speaker 1: hop or mid skip jump up in the air. Really,
Speaker 1: that's a good shot up in the air. That's a
Speaker 1: good shot for them. I think that's ten points you
Speaker 1: get someone mid jump. Really, so who do you know
Speaker 1: who shot you with a flaming arrow?
Speaker 3: They could have my points, but they can never have
Speaker 3: my sunglasses. I think it's I think it's staff, just
Speaker 3: basic stuff, just just some staff of the grounds grounds,
Speaker 3: archery grounds, No, no, the archery Mercury, Archery, Marcharie.
Speaker 1: I think part of why they had targeted you was
Speaker 1: your complete disrespect for the for their name, at their
Speaker 1: names and jumps. You've been calling them start for a week.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, staff, I've literally got a name badge, okay, rude.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying I will learn your name,
Speaker 1: but I'm mostly not saying I want so anyway, stuff
Speaker 1: you've been do you god at this age as well?
Speaker 1: Like it just happened. In fact, do you worry about death? Yes,
Speaker 1: talk to me. You've come to the right place. This
Speaker 1: is very open from me. Actually, I actually go to
Speaker 1: therapy because of death anxiety. Really oh wow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's why. That's that's why my therapy. That's why my
Speaker 3: therapy started.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you telling that. What can I ask
Speaker 1: from a little more like has it always been that
Speaker 1: way or a sudden new thing that developed to.
Speaker 3: I think There's been like points throughout my life where
Speaker 3: I've been like, oh shit, this isn't forever, and then
Speaker 3: get over it. But I think twenty eighteen there was
Speaker 3: some some shift where I didn't really get over it right,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what is wrong with me? And
Speaker 3: I tried loads of stuff and I'd like I stopped
Speaker 3: drinking for six months because I thought it was just
Speaker 3: like negativity in the mind that was also fueled by
Speaker 3: alcohol trade a lot more. Yeah, I was just very
Speaker 3: like I was quite lost. And then the final step
Speaker 3: was like and talk to someone about our problem. And
Speaker 3: I did it and the best thing I've ever done.
Speaker 3: Great and now I can just like talk about it.
Speaker 3: And that was I mean, it was twenty September between
Speaker 3: nineteen I.
Speaker 1: Started right, so it's been okay, just so really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I should have got our present. Well, this is a
Speaker 1: very personal question. You don't have us. Had something happened
Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen that you think kind of triggered that
Speaker 1: bigger version of it or was it.
Speaker 3: Looking back now? Yes, I think it is. When my
Speaker 3: dad died, that's when I was like, oh h but
Speaker 3: he had a good run. He had twelve kids, he
Speaker 3: had eighty one years, twelve kids, a great time. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: And yeah, I think that that is well. I was
Speaker 3: told that is what triggered it, and just thought my
Speaker 3: understanding of grief and it was a bit of that
Speaker 3: mixed with what I had before into a little depressive potion. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have a little part of despair exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that lasted far, way too long, but yeah, the
Speaker 3: best way I did. And I can't recommend it enough
Speaker 3: to everyone, even if you feel fine all the time.
Speaker 1: Other than managing it, I suppose do you do you
Speaker 1: actually have a different outlook on death now from this
Speaker 1: therapy or not? Is it? Is it still the same?
Speaker 3: What is your No, I think it's still the same.
Speaker 3: I'm just more accepting and I'm encouraged to enjoy life
Speaker 3: rather than to fear death.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, I really appreciate that. So in your view,
Speaker 1: what's your view and what happens when you die? What
Speaker 1: do you think happens and is that part of your fear?
Speaker 3: Well, I hope. I mean I grew up. My man
Speaker 3: used to stay to church on a Sunday. Then I
Speaker 3: stopped going for a while, and then I started going
Speaker 3: by myself, and then I stopped again, and then my
Speaker 3: mom started going. And now my relationship of the church
Speaker 3: as I go when it's Christmas. Right. But I pray
Speaker 3: a lot, and I do believe in after life and
Speaker 3: a heaven and a hell of sorts. And I'm I
Speaker 3: just hope that I'm a good boy and good enough
Speaker 3: for Saint. Is it Peter Gabriel?
Speaker 1: Peter, I believe it's Peter Peter Gabriel. When it tells
Speaker 1: you you've got a baby in you, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Yes, he's a pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Want he's the pregnancy saying.
Speaker 3: Why why is a pregnancy called Angel Gabriel?
Speaker 1: Such a such such a good idea for a pregnancy
Speaker 1: test company with you. Yeah done, that's a firm yes
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh finally.
Speaker 1: You Gabriel test God. That's a great idea. And the
Speaker 1: picture is like wing it's across across means yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a baby.
Speaker 3: Yes. I can't wait to piss.
Speaker 1: All over that that that would be, That would be
Speaker 1: a spiritual way I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so hopefully it will say do you know what, mate,
Speaker 3: You've done? All right, go on in and I'll go
Speaker 3: to like an Alia concert.
Speaker 1: What do you think the criteria for going to hell is?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's quite quite a low bar? Like what?
Speaker 3: I really hope that you've got to be real but
Speaker 3: a real piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also like in church or school or one of
Speaker 3: them places. I remember reading that that someone's definition of
Speaker 3: hell was just a place without God. I like that
Speaker 3: a lot, so I was like, yeah, so that's interesting.
Speaker 3: And also like some religions believe in pagatri some don't.
Speaker 3: I don't really know what I believe when it comes
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 1: I just hope that we all go to a nice
Speaker 1: place in the sky that looks quite a lot like that. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: the truth is, you have you're there, You're in heaven.
Speaker 1: It happened, you passed, you passed, but barely it was real.
Speaker 1: I had to have quite a There was a real
Speaker 1: negotiation because there was some stuff brought up, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think that it was a different time,
Speaker 1: and they're all doing it anyway. You've got you're in
Speaker 1: Heaven's great it's an earlier concept. Everything exactly. You love it,
Speaker 1: but everyone's obsessed with you. They want to know about
Speaker 1: your life, but they want to know about your life
Speaker 1: through film, And the first thing they ask you is
Speaker 1: what's the first film you remember seeing.
Speaker 3: It's kind of between two because I don't know if
Speaker 3: I finished these films or if these were just films
Speaker 3: like I just saw that were on or what I've
Speaker 3: never seen Fantasia yeah, and think, oh, it's just fun. Well,
Speaker 3: there's so much going on, and I have that on
Speaker 3: the HF and I'd watched that quite a lot, So
Speaker 3: Fantasia was in my early memories. Then this film, I'm like,
Speaker 3: is this one? I don't know if it is one
Speaker 3: of the earliest ones or if it's it's just stuck
Speaker 3: in my memory from being young. But I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's like one of the first The Three Ninjas, yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember, was there an I can't remember if there
Speaker 3: was an old one before they remade, if there was
Speaker 3: like a remake.
Speaker 1: There was a sequel. There were definitely sequels that came
Speaker 1: out and they were like there was I think there's
Speaker 1: a good three three three Ninja films, and then possibly
Speaker 1: more directed TVD type ones.
Speaker 3: That when I think of like watching a film from
Speaker 3: the beginning to end, that is the one I think of,
Speaker 3: Like first three ninjas?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did that make you want to be in films
Speaker 1: or want to be a ninja?
Speaker 3: And made me want to kick the ship out of
Speaker 3: everything in the house? Yeah, do some flips.
Speaker 1: What number are you? Of twelve children?
Speaker 3: I'm the youngest, and I also didn't grow out with them.
Speaker 1: You're a number twelve?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's some of them I didn't meet until
Speaker 3: two years ago. Wow. But I mean, out of the twelve,
Speaker 3: some of them are quite shit. So like, I'm probably
Speaker 3: better off without meeting them.
Speaker 1: What's the score at twelve? How many good ones I'd save?
Speaker 3: Five?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Five like really good, like great ones that I would like,
Speaker 3: happy to chat to you anytime they call me an answer.
Speaker 3: Then there's like, wait, how't is left?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Okay, So then there's four yea that they ring me
Speaker 3: and I wonder what they want. I'll call them back, okay.
Speaker 3: And then there's three that ship really and if they
Speaker 3: rang me, I'd know that somebody else died because that
Speaker 3: could be the only thing that they're calling me for.
Speaker 3: Not interested in them, but they equally weren't interested in
Speaker 3: me growing up, So to.
Speaker 1: Be fair, once got me now yeah look at you
Speaker 1: now dead. Once the twelve the twelve comes along, you've
Speaker 1: probably a bit like yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like like, yeah, we get it, we get it with.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the film that scared you the mice? Do
Speaker 1: you like being scared?
Speaker 3: No? Not really, I'm not. No, I don't really want
Speaker 3: to pay for it. Also, my mind, my mind wanders,
Speaker 3: so I don't want to be stuck on things like
Speaker 3: something that I've seen in a film. I could just
Speaker 3: like I know that, I'm just going to be thinking
Speaker 3: about that for days. But the film that's scared of
Speaker 3: the most definitely Skeleton Key is it? Yeah, we terrified me? Okay,
Speaker 3: I definitely cannot remember that. What I do remember is
Speaker 3: that at the end, when the guy who lives and
Speaker 3: works in the house or lives in the house or
Speaker 3: know the granddad or something, and his is the soul
Speaker 3: of someone else that's been trapped in that body and
Speaker 3: he can't speak or like communicate and he's just trapped
Speaker 3: inside his body. I can't do anything. I'm like what,
Speaker 3: And that lives with me for far too long to
Speaker 3: this day. Actually, I think that is the scariest thing possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she becomes him right or yes, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: she at the end is like winking, but it's not really. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was pretty scary, terrified me. Yeah. You probably don't
Speaker 1: want to be scared if your mind is already heavily
Speaker 1: occupied with death. Yeah, man, or movies probably aren't. You
Speaker 1: aren't your bag, and that's fair.
Speaker 3: No, I do. I like a thriller. I like silly, scary,
Speaker 3: like scream. I like that, okay where you can just
Speaker 3: like you just shout on the TV for two hours ago,
Speaker 3: don't go in there, and then they do go in there.
Speaker 1: I lowed you not to go in there. No, look
Speaker 1: like what you've done, well, you only got yourself to play.
Speaker 3: You're all in bits. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: What's the film that made you cry the most mistact too?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: What a nice answer that has never come up before.
Speaker 3: I don't actually know what part of it made me. No,
Speaker 3: I know what part of it. I don't know why
Speaker 3: I was crying. I remember as if it was yesterday
Speaker 3: and I was in my living room and I was
Speaker 3: sat on the floor watching Sister Act two that was
Speaker 3: on television, so I couldn't rewind it. And it was
Speaker 3: the bit where the kids that way I came in
Speaker 3: of what his name is in the in the film,
Speaker 3: but he really comes out of his shell and he's
Speaker 3: hitting them nuts towards the end in a happy day
Speaker 3: when they're seeing a happy day, and I started crying.
Speaker 3: And I must have been about I must have been
Speaker 3: about six seven, and I'd never associated crying with anything
Speaker 3: other than being really sad or scared, And for some reason,
Speaker 3: I was crying because I was loving it so much,
Speaker 3: So that was a really new thing for me. But
Speaker 3: also I do think it's the first and last time
Speaker 3: I've cried a film.
Speaker 1: Shut that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: You haven't cried it a film since you was six?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Do you cry in life? No? Not much? So you
Speaker 1: haven't cried sinto you were six?
Speaker 3: Oh no, wait, I have I cried. I've done a
Speaker 3: couple of funerals. Yeah, I've done a couple of funerals.
Speaker 1: Cut tears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a few funerals that I've been I've
Speaker 3: shed a little tear for the manden abandoned one of
Speaker 3: the man then being my dad and granddad, ands and
Speaker 3: then some other but well, it's only been at really
Speaker 3: sad events, i e. Death, but not crying out my
Speaker 3: own death right now.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, you know, you seem pally odd. I think
Speaker 1: it's because you're delighted you made it to Devin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I think I think there may
Speaker 3: have been a breakup that I cried at when I
Speaker 3: was like twenty two twenty three.
Speaker 1: Why do you think you don't really cry?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm quite open with my emotions and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm quite like I feel like I'm quite open
Speaker 1: and honest, but that it just doesn't really work.
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember we did. I'll try and me this shot.
Speaker 3: We did a thing at drama school called living history,
Speaker 3: where you have to live through a moment in history
Speaker 3: where there's conflict and the whole year group is split
Speaker 3: into two and some people represent one side of the
Speaker 3: conflicts and some of the others, so like, for example,
Speaker 3: we have the Israel versus Palestine, or the Protestants and
Speaker 3: Flix in Ireland, or I was I was just about
Speaker 3: to say something that I don't know if it's true
Speaker 3: or if it's even I don't know where this has
Speaker 3: come from? In my head, I've got bosnia. I don't
Speaker 3: know what's going on. There, probably lots, but for some reason,
Speaker 3: that's in my head. And there was I feel like
Speaker 3: that was one of the living history experiences. But we
Speaker 3: do that. We do two weeks of contexts and solid research,
Speaker 3: and then you live as these people for two weeks,
Speaker 3: all day, every day, not all day, sorry, ten to
Speaker 3: six every day for two weeks, and it is mental
Speaker 3: and it's all you think about, and it's all you
Speaker 3: dream about, and you like, you go somewhere very weird.
Speaker 3: And I get why they do it, but also I
Speaker 3: feel like the school needs to consider some aftercare because
Speaker 3: some people go mad during these sax Anyway, there was
Speaker 3: playing a sixty year old man who had three daughters
Speaker 3: and whose wife had been killed and one of my
Speaker 3: daughters on one of the days. Because they brief you
Speaker 3: in the morning and they say, okay, so today is
Speaker 3: four days on from yesterday or it's been a week,
Speaker 3: or it's been six months or whatever, and you get
Speaker 3: a brief and you get told what to do, and
Speaker 3: then they ring a bell and you've got half an
Speaker 3: hour to get into character at the start, and then
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, they ring a bell
Speaker 3: and you've got half an hour to come out, and
Speaker 3: a lot of people start going and shouting at trees
Speaker 3: to then or whatever that's after get you get to
Speaker 3: shout a tree, make your favorite tree, and.
Speaker 1: Shouting anyway trees. They've been in there.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it's shanged since I've been there. Yeah, they're worrying
Speaker 3: their cousins and other countries and getting torn down. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I'm in London. I've made it. And then
Speaker 3: get shout at back. So one of my daughters falls
Speaker 3: in love with and so we were on the Palestinian
Speaker 3: side of the role play, and one of my daughters
Speaker 3: falls in love with an Israeli soldier and runs off.
Speaker 3: And I have never cried by that ever in my life.
Speaker 3: And like it was something during drama school that I
Speaker 3: knew that, like it was a barrier that I had,
Speaker 3: and I think I may have mentioned it once to
Speaker 3: one teacher, And I think that they really pick up
Speaker 3: on all the things that you say because you're learning
Speaker 3: about yourself and then about others and then about how
Speaker 3: to put that into characters. And yeah, that was like
Speaker 3: a big moment for me of like balling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fast, this daughter that I've had for a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean look obviously, on one on the
Speaker 1: one end, this sounds absolutely mental. On the other hand,
Speaker 1: it's fascinating and I'm yea, I bet it was also fun,
Speaker 1: really fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: The bit I can't go to get my head around
Speaker 1: is at six o'clock when they wring the benue will
Speaker 1: come out. You just go to the pub and go
Speaker 1: fucking hell weird when.
Speaker 3: It today when you really stab me? Uh there is
Speaker 3: I've got a little a little side story where at
Speaker 3: the time is in Debden, and Devden at the time
Speaker 3: was heavily influenced BNP and there had been incidents of
Speaker 3: people getting attacked on their way from school, on their
Speaker 3: way home or to the station or whatnot. And there
Speaker 3: were a few things that happened, and there were two
Speaker 3: gay guys that had been beating up as they were
Speaker 3: holding hands on the high street and it was terrible.
Speaker 3: It was really like it was really bad, and the
Speaker 3: police were sometimes around the school and things like that. Simultaneously,
Speaker 3: there were stories going on within the Living History where
Speaker 3: there were like subplots and there were like loads of
Speaker 3: like secret things going on and people were constantly being
Speaker 3: pulled away to be told something in their air and
Speaker 3: other things that other people went away on. And there
Speaker 3: was one day I remember, and we would dig in,
Speaker 3: because that's what we did over there. We would dig
Speaker 3: in and making a news shout, and out of the
Speaker 3: corner of my eye, I saw some people in the
Speaker 3: bushes and then I was like, there was me trying
Speaker 3: to be in character and be like, oh, it's the kids,
Speaker 3: like the kids, because we've got people that are also
Speaker 3: We've got twenty year olds that are also playing nine
Speaker 3: year olds. Yeah, and I'm a twenty year old playing
Speaker 3: a sixty five year old. And when you've got all
Speaker 3: of that, and a part of me thought maybe just
Speaker 3: the kids, And then I started thinking about the BNP stuff,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what if it's these guys that
Speaker 3: have just like seeing us all in our robes and
Speaker 3: stuff and our head wear and all that, or like
Speaker 3: do you know what I'm gonna go and sight these
Speaker 3: or like whatever, like because people have been beaten up
Speaker 3: and they've been attacked and stuff, and I just like
Speaker 3: my mind is going over time as it does, and
Speaker 3: I threw various items into the bush. But yeah, then
Speaker 3: there was like a of time out and we were
Speaker 3: told that, like there are things going on and whatever
Speaker 3: you saw, you saw. But yeah, that that.
Speaker 1: Well, as in the Thing in the Bush, was actors
Speaker 1: not being yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah. But in my mind when the people
Speaker 3: come to smash out the.
Speaker 1: Gap, yeah, and I'm going to kill Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: was because I'm sixty five and I'm not going down
Speaker 1: with fight exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've come this far. My daughter's a spot off.
Speaker 3: I'm human.
Speaker 1: I've never cried so much in my life. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not having this. Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hope that they're they're doing it with more care now,
Speaker 3: but I do think it is still something that they
Speaker 3: should do, but maybe maybe just a bit more carefully.
Speaker 1: It's like that Sandford prison experiment in it. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: kill each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we would have if it wasn't for that belt.
Speaker 3: We're all about to kill each other as well.
Speaker 1: What's the film that people don't like? They don't like
Speaker 1: it critically, it's not acclaimed, but you love it unconditionally.
Speaker 1: Great answer.
Speaker 3: Hearing that film all day long. I'll watch any bit
Speaker 3: of it. If I turn on the TV and I
Speaker 3: see that any part of this I'm sitting down, stopping
Speaker 3: everything I'm doing. I'm watching that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sexy as fuck, that film. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about that the other day. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I was thinking about. Jennifer Anderson, and I was thinking,
Speaker 1: you know the day watch that you can't watch that.
Speaker 3: Anytime she is she meets anyone called miss Missus Smith.
Speaker 1: She's triggered. Oh well, now that Smith is it? You're
Speaker 1: all pranking me. No, it's genuinely it's a very popular name. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Smith, that is a real name. There's a
Speaker 1: hundred people here. You're telling me someone else is called
Speaker 1: missus Smith? Yeah, yeah, where's astut there? Come on, come on,
Speaker 1: you bunk is it? What is the film that means
Speaker 1: the most to you? Unnecessarily the film itself is any good,
Speaker 1: but because the experience you had around seeing the film
Speaker 1: that will always make it precious to you.
Speaker 3: Death becomes her go on. I was too young to
Speaker 3: watch that film when I watched it. I just watched
Speaker 3: this one and I was like, Wow, this guy is amazing,
Speaker 3: and also like I couldn't have got a plot because
Speaker 3: I was too young. So I'm like, I'm sure I
Speaker 3: don't know what was going on, But I just I
Speaker 3: was really like fascinated by this film. And it's really
Speaker 3: it's quite uh, it's quite quirky, and it's a bit
Speaker 3: like creepier points. But when she falls down the stairs
Speaker 3: and stuff and gets up and her body is all
Speaker 3: like fucked, my body's really fun. It's really fun and
Speaker 3: all of that stuff. I just I just loved it.
Speaker 3: But there was two There was that film and there
Speaker 3: was a man with two brains, which I sometimes get confused.
Speaker 1: Well, look, death becomes there is a good film, memity
Speaker 1: Brains is an masterpiece. Yeah, Brains where the funnies films
Speaker 1: ever made? But why is it so special to you?
Speaker 3: It was Steve Martin's performance for me, and like like
Speaker 3: how funny he was and just how silly it is
Speaker 3: as well. Also, I think it might have been the
Speaker 3: first time that I've seen them woman maked in a film.
Speaker 1: I was like, what what's going on? How come I
Speaker 1: look at how come what checking the door to see
Speaker 1: my mom's coming in? What is this magic? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was just a fantastic viewing experience.
Speaker 1: That's great. What's the film we most relate to?
Speaker 3: In my head? This is not true at all, but
Speaker 3: in my head, I've got to get.
Speaker 1: Rich of pame okay, say no more.
Speaker 3: For some reason that just pop straight into my head.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's different. I mean, do you know
Speaker 3: what it is? For me? And music films really inspire
Speaker 3: me to want to do something with my music. Again,
Speaker 3: that's how well I used to do I used to wrap. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: more so before Drama score. But I was really into it.
Speaker 3: I was really passionate about the music. And then I
Speaker 3: kind of stopped for a while. And then when I
Speaker 3: watched films like Hustle and Flow or that actually one
Speaker 3: oh what's it called blood? Hell? There's an actually one?
Speaker 3: What else is the music film? There's one that came
Speaker 3: out recently with Anthony Hand on Netflix, and all this
Speaker 3: music journey is they really inspire me. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: think like Hustle and Flow, I mean I could relate
Speaker 3: to it in terms of the passion and trying to
Speaker 3: make it and try to make something happen, and then
Speaker 3: getting something and making something good and then trying to
Speaker 3: replicate that and then constantly like chasing something that you
Speaker 3: had and just like the distermination and the passion and that. However,
Speaker 3: I'm not a pimp.
Speaker 1: Oh Okay, that's disappointing because I should have said that first. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you should have Yeah, because I was thinking I'm getting
Speaker 1: an exclusive here. He's going to stay, he's got to
Speaker 1: stay a bit of women and this would be interesting.
Speaker 1: But yes, yeah, yeah, yeah kind of act. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: those journeys really Yeah. I really like to see that,
Speaker 1: you know your thing that you love. And sister act
Speaker 1: too with a person thinking they can't sing and singing
Speaker 1: the mats, I fucking love that. And in Hustling Flow
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite favorite all time, some of
Speaker 1: the things they can't sing sing where he gets her
Speaker 1: to sing and she sings quietly and he and he
Speaker 1: hits her on the stomach and he says, sing from here,
Speaker 1: from here, and then she sings in the camera guys
Speaker 1: in like on a zoom. Fuck, it's beautiful. And then
Speaker 1: when he plays it back to her as you can
Speaker 1: hear her own voice, yeah, smiles, Ah, what say she's
Speaker 1: so good as well? She's so good?
Speaker 3: And eight mile eight miles as well, all those sort
Speaker 3: of music things like I really relate to those, just
Speaker 3: trying to make something happen, but usually usually it's a
Speaker 3: music thing, just because of my passion for music, rather
Speaker 3: than like good Fella's trying to be against her or
Speaker 3: Donny Raspel.
Speaker 1: I'd like you to get back into the music. Please
Speaker 1: please clear that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah I might.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I wasn't half bad.
Speaker 1: Obviously you're not going to do any now, are you.
Speaker 1: What's the Obviously I'm not going to get exclusive down.
Speaker 1: What's the sexiest film you've ever seen?
Speaker 3: Smoking Natives?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 3: I just think it's so like, it's so stylishous, so cool.
Speaker 3: Everyone's fit. Alicia Keys is in it. Yeah, like any
Speaker 3: of the characters, I could just be like, I want
Speaker 3: to dress up as there would be there. I think
Speaker 3: it's a really sexy film. I mean apart from when
Speaker 3: everyone's like getting shot and down. Yes, yeah, but also
Speaker 3: I think there's also Lucky number seven. Go on, I
Speaker 3: think that that film, Like I don't know if this
Speaker 3: makes sense, but I feel like the dialogue is sexy.
Speaker 3: I'm also like, I've googled those guys that wrote that
Speaker 3: film and they haven't written anything together since.
Speaker 1: Right, too sexy, too sexy, too sexy to right anymore? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they ca them and said, I'm sorry, yeah, sexy, We're
Speaker 1: gonna have to drop you. The same thing happens. We
Speaker 1: were just saying forever said Fred, Sorry, guys, sorry that
Speaker 1: that's a film that I've watched again, like number seven. Yeah, isn't.
Speaker 3: That I need to see it again?
Speaker 1: There you go. You only watch the ones you really love. Basically,
Speaker 1: your criteria is a bit too sexy. I watch it again. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a sub category to this question traveling bone is worrying.
Speaker 1: Why don't what's the film you found a rousing that
Speaker 1: you thought maybe you shouldn't have.
Speaker 3: Right, You're gonna have to hear me out when I
Speaker 3: say that, Okay, here we go. What I watch Spring Breakers?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I was like, this is like, I mean, the lifestyle
Speaker 3: that James's character was living was great for him, but
Speaker 3: looking for the outside in it's a bit like rough
Speaker 3: and Ship. But I felt like it was really like,
Speaker 3: I mean, hey, they put it all over the billboards,
Speaker 3: guns and girls, and there's something about that that is like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I'm just fucking I'm this guy just scaring me and
Speaker 3: I got these girls and I was like, I want
Speaker 3: to live that life. I want do that. It makes me.
Speaker 3: It's a bit like watching Dandels Aian's Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get I get that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I want to get on a I
Speaker 3: want to get a yacht was Instagram models? Yeah't do that.
Speaker 1: Maybe Spin Breakers is a perfect example, but it made
Speaker 1: me feel a bit like, No, I think Spring Records
Speaker 1: is one is one big traveling boner of the film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it. And I also I thought he
Speaker 3: was really good.
Speaker 1: He is good.
Speaker 3: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the problem. He's very good. It's a shame.
Speaker 1: What's objectively the greatest film of all time? You'fraid the Rabbit?
Speaker 1: That is a top quality answer, top quality film? Okay, yeah, mom?
Speaker 3: That and I think, actually, I don't know if this
Speaker 3: is a question. Is this a little question? Top three films?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, okay, do you want to say films? Who Rabbit? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Rock and Roller? A goofy movie, A.
Speaker 1: Goofy movie is in your top three? You know, someone
Speaker 1: did a tweet about a goofy movie that made me
Speaker 1: laugh so much, And the tweet was a Disney exec
Speaker 1: in the nineties, feet up on the desk, leaning back
Speaker 1: in dead chair with a cigar. Goofy should have a
Speaker 1: dead wife. Yes, that's interesting. I love that film. Why
Speaker 1: does it give you maybe touch your heart so much?
Speaker 3: I just think like all the songs are absolutely fucking bangers.
Speaker 3: And the story about Matt's just go around his rod
Speaker 3: with his dad this fine that he wants to like
Speaker 3: go to this concert with his friends, and he's got
Speaker 3: to choose between his relationship with his dad and all
Speaker 3: his friends and just doing all these ship things that
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to do his campaign, like with that
Speaker 3: fat pig looking dog.
Speaker 4: Was he the pig dog maighbor with a camp of van?
Speaker 4: There's one.
Speaker 3: There is one part of the film that does make
Speaker 3: me a little bit sick when the guy his friend,
Speaker 3: the one with the glasses that's like the kind of
Speaker 3: like good chill out squirtch cheese directly into his mouth
Speaker 3: out of the camp right. I can't remember what is
Speaker 3: what his name is, but he's got that cheese camping
Speaker 3: and that makes me feel stick every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the low point in the Google movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that answer today. What's what's the film that
Speaker 1: you can or have? What's the most over and over again?
Speaker 3: Rock and Roller? Actually, do you know what? It's either
Speaker 3: Rock Roller or nine? Remember Nine, the Daniel d Lewis film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember very well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those two. When I was in
Speaker 3: drama school, we didn't pay TV license and I had
Speaker 3: a tiny little television that my mum had warned me
Speaker 3: about and said that if I do watch live TV
Speaker 3: on it, the police are going to come and throw
Speaker 3: me in jail. So I watched the only two DVDs
Speaker 3: I had, which was a Rock and Roller at Night
Speaker 3: and nine was just like sort of background, but Rock.
Speaker 1: And Roller I was.
Speaker 3: I would actually watch every time, and I love it.
Speaker 3: I love that film and I'm quite quite heavily influenced
Speaker 3: by it, I think in what ways in like some performances,
Speaker 3: I just feel there's so many iconic characters in there.
Speaker 3: I thought that Mark Strong and that was like unbelievable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and the idea of like mumbles On one two and
Speaker 3: Gorgeous George. No, that's a different film. What's Tom Hardy's
Speaker 3: characters called the Rock and.
Speaker 1: Roller gorgeous gorgeous George of George.
Speaker 3: Ah, the matters of gorgeous George. I think it is
Speaker 3: gorgeous George. I can't remember handsome Bob bloody. Hell, handsome
Speaker 3: Bob bloody. Yeah, it's handsome of course. Yeah, and their friendship,
Speaker 3: but also their criminal activity. But they're just like they're
Speaker 3: not perceived to be bad guys at all, actually very nice,
Speaker 3: good guys. They just do crimes as a job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just love it.
Speaker 3: I really love it.
Speaker 1: I thought nine the film nine is it's quite mad
Speaker 1: in that it's about a filmmaker who keep having fantasies
Speaker 1: about his film, but all his fantasies are of plays,
Speaker 1: are of stage performances, of dance numbers. And I always
Speaker 1: think you're not a very interesting filmmaker because your imagination
Speaker 1: is entirely based in the on the stage. There's no
Speaker 1: visual mate. Yeah, I think you're in the wrong game, mate.
Speaker 1: You want to be doing plays a musical because you
Speaker 1: can't visualize a film at any point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big time.
Speaker 1: And you're meant to be like one of the great
Speaker 1: film directors, but literally kind of have you ever visualized
Speaker 1: the film if you've seen the film, Because the way
Speaker 1: you imagine films is place. You should go to the theater.
Speaker 1: You'd love it. It's all plays. It's all like that the theater.
Speaker 3: Mad make the costume for anything.
Speaker 1: She loves it. She loves it. Probably more efficient, stop
Speaker 1: dreaming in in place weird in it. Weird choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some good songs.
Speaker 1: In that great so listen. And then one of one
Speaker 1: of Daniel de Lewis's maddest performances, like a fun fun one,
Speaker 1: and it's like he's having fun. He's doing a funny voice.
Speaker 1: He's having a bit of fun. You go, he's listening
Speaker 1: to isn't he having a bit of fun? Yeah, He's
Speaker 1: like my mummy, Yeah, mommmy, I cannot visualize a film.
Speaker 3: Can you confirm that that is a line from the film.
Speaker 1: Mommy, I cannot finish my film without putting curtons and
Speaker 1: a presidium match for it.
Speaker 3: It's a woman from the James Bond films.
Speaker 1: She is so pretty. I wonder if she can't dance
Speaker 1: on the stage in a stage formation. We don't like
Speaker 1: to be negative. To do it quick. What's the worst
Speaker 1: film you have ever seen?
Speaker 3: Caman?
Speaker 1: Cat Woman?
Speaker 3: Yeah, very Caman. Although on the flight here I watched
Speaker 3: Birds of Prey.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm not one for ten films off really, even
Speaker 3: if it's just about average, I'm like, oh, I'll sit
Speaker 3: through this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But that one that had a go yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're out of here, And I said that go next.
Speaker 1: To me, Not you, mate, I'm talking to birds of Prey.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Beat it. Birds of prey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, real bad. But no, Catwoman West, that's the worst
Speaker 3: one I'm going to.
Speaker 1: I think she'd agree with you, Eli Berry. From what
Speaker 1: I understand, it's a shame you're you're in comedy. You're
Speaker 1: very funny. What's the film that made you laugh the most?
Speaker 3: Good Burger?
Speaker 1: Good Burger? Keenan Kel the greatest double activial time, that's right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was the first time in my life
Speaker 3: that I have a priory have laughed at and I
Speaker 3: finished me. I think I was sick. I vomited for
Speaker 3: my funny I was.
Speaker 1: I worry about Kel a lot of the time, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I google him quite often.
Speaker 1: Is he all right? Is he busy? Because I was,
Speaker 1: you know, Keenan's fine. I just don't let them being
Speaker 1: sitting not together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there was a lot of rumors that he
Speaker 3: died as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it was very amazing.
Speaker 3: It like a Jackie Channelan. You know that people always
Speaker 3: are Jackie Chands dead.
Speaker 1: But you don't know that every day. Where did you
Speaker 1: grow up morning? What's happened. Jackie Chan's dead, Jackie Chann's
Speaker 1: dead again.
Speaker 3: Facts because he does his own stunts and it so
Speaker 3: everyone was like, one day it will take us stunt
Speaker 3: too far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very believable. So kaya you've been phenomenal. I've
Speaker 1: loved this, absolutely love this. You've been brilliant. There's been
Speaker 1: a treat and a pleasure. However, when you were strolling
Speaker 1: about Guadaloupe, just having his stroll, looking around, having spent
Speaker 1: a week calling everyone that worked frankly near you, not
Speaker 1: for you, not not not even part of the hotel
Speaker 1: you were staying in, you called them all stuff and
Speaker 1: you didn't realize that all these people he hadn't he
Speaker 1: has had different jobs. Like there was a guy that
Speaker 1: was like, he's the mayor of the town you're in,
Speaker 1: and you called him stuff like you had.
Speaker 3: Just such his staff to somebody.
Speaker 1: You had such little respect for all the people that
Speaker 1: worked around you, and they what you didn't know about
Speaker 1: the Quada Lupins is that they play a lot of archery,
Speaker 1: and they were all on the archery martery and you
Speaker 1: were wondering about and ironically for someone who's open them
Speaker 1: with man on fire, whose favorite opening sequences ghost Rider,
Speaker 1: man whose Head is on Fire. You'd think you'd enjoy this,
Speaker 1: but there you were. You wander onto the archery martery
Speaker 1: and you get shot by accident wink wink in the head.
Speaker 1: You were doing a hop skipp and a jump. You
Speaker 1: were mid jump and a arrow which unusually for them,
Speaker 1: they don't usually do this, but they had set it
Speaker 1: on fire, got you straight in the head, and your
Speaker 1: head went on fire. Much like a ghost rider. You
Speaker 1: fell to the ground. And I would describe the atmosphere
Speaker 1: as a celebration from all the stuff jumping around dancing.
Speaker 1: I hear this noise. I'm like, what's going on over there?
Speaker 1: Sounds like a party's happening. I head over it. I
Speaker 1: think there's a I mean it's quite dark, but I
Speaker 1: think there's like a bonfire. I think there's some sort
Speaker 1: of something like just people seem so excited and you
Speaker 1: get near it and it's you. Your head's on fire,
Speaker 1: and then and I go, what the fuck, come on, guys,
Speaker 1: and I put you out. That's all right. I had
Speaker 1: a bottle of water, so it took ages. But and
Speaker 1: if I'm honest, I ended up having to stamp on
Speaker 1: quite large parts of you to get the last bits
Speaker 1: of planes and because of the amount of a lot
Speaker 1: of it, like crumble is, I won't lie, it wasn't pretty.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I've got a coffin with me, so I
Speaker 1: start to pack you in the coffin, but you're in
Speaker 1: a dreadful state, and there's like party poppers on you
Speaker 1: that have stuck to you, and there's like, you know,
Speaker 1: a literal box of the celebrations chocolates have been chopped
Speaker 1: all over you. Anyway, man, it's to vac you in
Speaker 1: the coffin. I'll pack you in, but it's absolutely round
Speaker 1: in there with with all the celebrations and hats and
Speaker 1: party poppers. There's only enough room in this coffin for
Speaker 1: one DVD that I can slide in the side with
Speaker 1: you to take over to the other side. And on
Speaker 1: the other side, it's movie night every night, and one
Speaker 1: night it's your movie night. What film are you taking
Speaker 1: to show everyone on the other side.
Speaker 3: I'm taking Training Day, one of.
Speaker 1: The best films. Yeah, you know, one of my favorite
Speaker 1: scenes in all cinema history. First scene between Denzel and
Speaker 1: Ethan Hawk in the cafe and Training Day trying to
Speaker 1: read my paper. Absolutely love the dialogue in that scene.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, great answer. They're gonna have a lovely time,
Speaker 1: and no one's brought it. I think after the way
Speaker 1: you went out, people are gonna be delighted they did
Speaker 1: let you into Eavan.
Speaker 3: Thank you go too.
Speaker 1: And now you're dead and I can take our business
Speaker 1: idea of a St. Gabriel prevancy test.
Speaker 3: Will you donate fifty the charity of my choosing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your charity? My my bank account, your bank,
Speaker 1: your bank. I like that too. That's a very lovely
Speaker 1: I do a lot, a lot of good work. Actually,
Speaker 1: kayee yes, it's not a yes, and it's not a no,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a thank you. I've had a lovely
Speaker 1: time and I really appreciate it. Thank you for your time.
Speaker 1: Have a lovely death, good day, goodbye.
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Speaker 2: But that is it for now. Brett and I and
Speaker 2: all of us have films to be buried with. Hope
Speaker 2: you're all very well in the meantime, have a lovely week,
Speaker 2: and now more than ever, be excellent to each others.
Speaker 3: Bass back by the bat backs out. Body says out.
Speaker 3: Bass bad backs out, says bass back