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Speaker 1: another episode of Horrible Decisions. This your girl Mandy b
Speaker 1: a k A full Court Pumps a K A pet
Speaker 1: a k A debt bitch, and I am Wheezy a
Speaker 1: k A mrs. Can I pet that dog? That is
Speaker 1: the name of this week's episode because it's my favorite
Speaker 1: fucking video online. And when Vincent wrote in, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I could say the whole episode. We
Speaker 1: have three guests with us today, one one dumb guest,
Speaker 1: I will say, just because you're in the middle and
Speaker 1: you've got the mic, so we'll use your mouth the most.
Speaker 1: Can you always introduce yourselves? Yeah, So I'm Vincent um Pop,
Speaker 1: and I'm Dan and we're we're dating. Yes, And yeah, Cody,
Speaker 1: I'm the friend. I don't participate in this ship. We're
Speaker 1: the affirmative. He's the negative. So wait, Dan, I heard
Speaker 1: a little something there. Where are y'all from? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: not from Oklahoma, uh more Ohio regions, so I've got
Speaker 1: the Midwestern thing going on for me. But you guys
Speaker 1: are located in Oklahoma. Yeah, we're all in Norman, Oklahoma. Now,
Speaker 1: I just want to tell y'all night to day Beyonce fan.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they live there, but this is
Speaker 1: our first Caucasian Midwestern episode. Let's clap it up for
Speaker 1: that Caucasian. I'm I'm hearing Oklahoma and I went straight
Speaker 1: to Tiger King, So I don't know which one. Yes, God,
Speaker 1: I just finished that. Y'all have your teeth bow come on? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: we haven't taken in the math yet. That's next week. Well, uh,
Speaker 1: speaking of Oklahoma, I um, I really loved, you know,
Speaker 1: Tiger Kings for highlighting gays in the Midwest or whatever
Speaker 1: you wanna call Oklahoma. Yeah, Like, I mean, I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, that ship is always so foreboding, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like Godford, no for sure, Bible Belt,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, and you guys are barking like a
Speaker 1: dog literally. So I want to start this episode off
Speaker 1: just by preliminary asking. So how you identify age? And
Speaker 1: uh yeah, you're pronouns Um, he him his for me.
Speaker 1: Uh gay and yeah, gay as fuck, gay as fuck? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: for sure, no pussy at all. Dan. Have you ever
Speaker 1: dabbled in in the in the in the Tiger Kitty,
Speaker 1: in the kitties? No, okay, it's well yes, in the past,
Speaker 1: I have dabbled around, but no today it we are
Speaker 1: gay all the way about today. So yesterday, yesterday, in
Speaker 1: like years ago, okay, got you? And look I want
Speaker 1: to say brown, sure, but no, Um, what about your
Speaker 1: your friend the third that doesn't play with y'all? What
Speaker 1: about you? Um? I mainly identify a straight. I've kind
Speaker 1: of played in the water, so I'm not really scared
Speaker 1: of it. It's just kind of like whatever comes my way,
Speaker 1: I'll take whatever way. It's like, whatever it's gonna come,
Speaker 1: it's gonna come. So it's gonna come. So for our
Speaker 1: vanilla ship this week, Mandy's actually going to be bringing
Speaker 1: in Michelle Hope. A little bit later, you guys will
Speaker 1: hear about it. But it's an article from the New
Speaker 1: York Times. Um, and it's about the COVID crisis with
Speaker 1: domestic abuse. We've seen a lot of tweets about this,
Speaker 1: a lot of hotlines opening up. But UM, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of movement restrictions aimed to stop the spread of
Speaker 1: coronavirus within the homes and violence and being locked down
Speaker 1: and all of the issues that people probably had before
Speaker 1: but are now super heightened because we're in each other's space.
Speaker 1: But this is totally a public health crisis. UM. It's
Speaker 1: taken on a toll with rising numbers. UM, as well
Speaker 1: as with children too. I was reading not just within adults. UM.
Speaker 1: I've seen a few different articles. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this one specifies that. I believe this one's more geared
Speaker 1: towards couples, but you know, kids that are in unsafe
Speaker 1: homes with their parents and things like that. UM. But
Speaker 1: there's a sociologist who studies of refusive relationships and says
Speaker 1: that d V goes up whenever families are spending more
Speaker 1: time together, especially during the holidays, Christmas, summer vacations, and
Speaker 1: now with the lockdowns worldwide, hotlines are lighting up with
Speaker 1: abuse reports. UM. They're urging all governments to put women's
Speaker 1: safety first as they respond to the pandemic. UM. But
Speaker 1: we've failed largely, UM and preparing for this public health
Speaker 1: crisis and for being able to help victims. Um, the
Speaker 1: abusers now have so much access because police are not
Speaker 1: putting DV calls as a priority. UM. But luckily we're
Speaker 1: gonna have Michelle tell you guys about how she's helping,
Speaker 1: what how you can help UM as a volunteer, just
Speaker 1: someone sitting at home, and what we can all do
Speaker 1: to help our brothers and sisters. Yeah, I'm excited. Before
Speaker 1: I give um Michelle a call, I did want to
Speaker 1: go ahead and share with you guys just some status
Speaker 1: going on. UM of black women specifically will experience domestic
Speaker 1: violence in their lifetime, and black women are two point
Speaker 1: five times more likely to be murdered by men than
Speaker 1: white women. I know our audience, we do have a
Speaker 1: large UM of course black women listenership. And so during
Speaker 1: this time being that we are, you know, subject to
Speaker 1: work from home, to be to still be working mothers
Speaker 1: and take care of the household and now being in
Speaker 1: our significant other spaces. UM. Yes, unfortunately, domestic violence is
Speaker 1: seeing an uprise in numbers, and so we just want
Speaker 1: everyone to be safe out there. And so UM, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and give Michelle a call now, and
Speaker 1: we are going to talk to her about what she
Speaker 1: is doing to make a difference during the crisis. Hello,
Speaker 1: hey Michelle, Hey, manage, what's good? What's going on? How
Speaker 1: are you holding up trying to stay in this time?
Speaker 1: I already know. So our vanilla ship for this week
Speaker 1: UM mentioned the rise in domestic violence. UM doing some
Speaker 1: things involving yourself with giving back to the community during
Speaker 1: this time. So I wanted you to tell our listeners
Speaker 1: what you have going on. UM. Yeah, So you know,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that you would bring that up, because the
Speaker 1: idea of being stay at home or shelter in place
Speaker 1: and social distancing is yes, one faith for our communities. Uh.
Speaker 1: So we can stop the spread of COVID nineteen. But
Speaker 1: for individuals who are an intimate partner relationships that are
Speaker 1: abusive or are in family dynamic that is abusive, sheltering
Speaker 1: in and stay at home orders actually create a lot
Speaker 1: of of anxiety and danger. For example, did you know
Speaker 1: that every minute, almost twenty people will experience some type
Speaker 1: of physical violence from a partner And yeah, and when
Speaker 1: you think about that in times like this, it becomes
Speaker 1: this quiet storm almost that brews. And oftentimes when people
Speaker 1: are in an abusive relationships, what happens is is that
Speaker 1: it builds and everything might be okay for a while,
Speaker 1: and then it'll mount, and it'll build, an attentional build,
Speaker 1: and then there'll be a violent episode and then there'll
Speaker 1: be some sort of suite making up. Now, sometimes when
Speaker 1: we work at stay under these stay at home orders,
Speaker 1: people could leave for a little bit, or a partner
Speaker 1: may go to work, which would allow them to de escalate.
Speaker 1: But intimate terrorism is another way, another term we use
Speaker 1: in this space, becomes heightened when you were at home
Speaker 1: for a long time, so like holiday's Christmas thing. But
Speaker 1: that so we really have to be aware of that
Speaker 1: one and to recognize that it comes in all forms economic.
Speaker 1: So what I did was I um started a go
Speaker 1: fund Me page to be able to give micro grants
Speaker 1: to individuals who are either in an abusive relationship right now,
Speaker 1: have come out of an abusive relationship, but are not
Speaker 1: financially stable because maybe they've lost their job or they're
Speaker 1: in housing that's not very stable. So if you donate
Speaker 1: to the go fund me page, UM the those donations
Speaker 1: go directly to individuals who identify survivors, and I give
Speaker 1: micro grants of a hundred and fifty up to two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars because although that's not going to fix the
Speaker 1: underlying issues, it could keep a cell phone on, it
Speaker 1: could pay a light though, it could get somebody a
Speaker 1: hotel for the night, or a bus ticket or a
Speaker 1: train ticket to get somewhere saxes. So I want to
Speaker 1: let you guys know that the information will be in
Speaker 1: the description of this bio UM. Basically, I wanted this
Speaker 1: to be mentioned on the podcast because Michelle is taking
Speaker 1: donations for this, so the link will be in there.
Speaker 1: So if you have it UM in your account and
Speaker 1: you feel like you want to give back, definitely go
Speaker 1: ahead and donate UM in the lincoln that's in our
Speaker 1: bio and Michelle is taking UM tweets, d m s,
Speaker 1: especially because this could be a sensitive matter UM, and
Speaker 1: she is going ahead and giving once again a hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty to two hundred dollars to those in need. So,
Speaker 1: whether you're on the giving end or the receiving end, UM,
Speaker 1: I think that this is a great cause, Michelle, and
Speaker 1: I think that you're doing amazing UM, So thank you
Speaker 1: for starting then, thank you for starting this, and once
Speaker 1: again that information will be in the bio UM the description.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry of this episode and I guess Michelle, for
Speaker 1: those who may not know you, can you go ahead
Speaker 1: and drop your social media handles as well? Absolutely, Mandy, um,
Speaker 1: thanks for allowing me to talk about this important topic.
Speaker 1: So you guys can follow me at m H sex Perked,
Speaker 1: m H sexpers Um and on all social media. You know,
Speaker 1: it's not always this heavy and dark sometimes, you know,
Speaker 1: like Mandy, I got to I like to get nasty,
Speaker 1: don't like Mandy, You absolutely definitely like to. Well, Michelle. Michelle,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for what you're doing and I
Speaker 1: hope that you're staying safe and and thank you again
Speaker 1: for um again giving back to those in need during
Speaker 1: this time. Sorr, I a pre shit it anytime. You
Speaker 1: love you by again. I want to thank Michelle for
Speaker 1: for for joining us on this week's episode and our
Speaker 1: vanilla ship. All right now for the hoarders, I really
Speaker 1: love this one because there's a clip going on around Twitter.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw it with the
Speaker 1: Amazon guy saying dial does are not an essential priority?
Speaker 1: Have you seen that? I have not, but I need
Speaker 1: to Unless he is a gay man, I want to
Speaker 1: know who he is to judge the essential matter of
Speaker 1: a goddamn deal, dup, I can't agree. If we're telling
Speaker 1: people to stay in the house. It is the delivery guy,
Speaker 1: like he why is he looking inside my box? Maybe
Speaker 1: he knows from the weight. Just sounds like I think
Speaker 1: there ain't no no, no, no no. He on the order.
Speaker 1: Maybe he sees who it comes like the house. I
Speaker 1: meant it was vibrating, That's what it was vibrating, because
Speaker 1: I'll tell you now, I have King Noir's dildo. You
Speaker 1: don't think it's a goddamn chair that's heavier there. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't wonder how they know the way,
Speaker 1: but I mean, I guess it's from the merchant and
Speaker 1: or I think it has to do with the weight.
Speaker 1: I think they shake it around there like this is
Speaker 1: a dick. Yeah for sure, it's like Christmas. They're like
Speaker 1: what am I getting today? Yeah? Maybe he's just mad.
Speaker 1: I would want to take like a little peek at
Speaker 1: least into the home, like let's say you deliver the dildough.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, As someone answered, are you okay? Granny?
Speaker 1: Just like peeking like oh hey, like going on, what's
Speaker 1: going on? What's up in here? My shift in until
Speaker 1: you know nothing is going on in here, which is
Speaker 1: why you need this. But the horror or for this
Speaker 1: week is a great tip. I actually, um didn't know
Speaker 1: much about this before, but the tip is for people
Speaker 1: buying sex toys where a lot of us are masturbating
Speaker 1: right now. It actually advises not to buy them off
Speaker 1: of Amazon or unverified online retailers because they're not FDA
Speaker 1: approved and non FDA approved sex toys. Sex toys have
Speaker 1: been linked to causing cancer and infertility. Sex toys made
Speaker 1: with jelly, like plastic sheets are made with phil athelite.
Speaker 1: I don't know those nasty chemicals whatever the fun they're
Speaker 1: talking about in some water bottles, and you don't want
Speaker 1: them eventually to seep into your system. Um. So I've
Speaker 1: heard this thing with jelly for a long time not
Speaker 1: being a safe sex toy to use because so much
Speaker 1: bacteria sticks onto it and it's not as easy to clean,
Speaker 1: and then even when you do clean it, a lot
Speaker 1: of ship gets stuck onto it. Um. So yeah, please
Speaker 1: just make sure that you are looking up what's in
Speaker 1: those sex toys. I think like I'm the type of
Speaker 1: person that's I sort by price low too high, and
Speaker 1: that is how I shot. So if your post is
Speaker 1: gonna get cancer and not be able to make babies,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you might want to think about it.
Speaker 1: Just look into the stuff that you're getting from online.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I mean I never even thought about that.
Speaker 1: I mean even try you can try also just different um,
Speaker 1: I guess materials. So I got a I have a
Speaker 1: double sided glass dildough and I've been told that those
Speaker 1: are actually really fun but also safe to use. Um,
Speaker 1: they're easy to clean, but also there's um, you're able
Speaker 1: to add temperatures to them. They take to temperature really well.
Speaker 1: Something that you can put in your fridge or your
Speaker 1: freezer and you can kind of make it cold to
Speaker 1: give you a cold. I haven't done this. And the
Speaker 1: ice cube thing are Our guest last week said that
Speaker 1: she actually masturbated with ice cubes, so um yeah, like
Speaker 1: actually adding those and and also if you even know
Speaker 1: a lot of the condoms will tell you that they
Speaker 1: have like warm sensations like adding different it's the sex
Speaker 1: actually does. The glass though, is a big one, because
Speaker 1: that's where people really like when they get it hot.
Speaker 1: Like I've noticed that likes and the good ones are
Speaker 1: actual pyrex and so it's like medical grade. Yeah, silicone,
Speaker 1: they say, is how you know you're getting the most
Speaker 1: high grade sex toy, which is generally like the Womanizer
Speaker 1: of the rabbit Ship like that. Um, but metal is
Speaker 1: also on the list. I'm serious. But you got to
Speaker 1: think about it like nipple rings, like metal will be fine.
Speaker 1: I feel like metal will be more safer than glass classic.
Speaker 1: I mean, we talked about, um, what what was it called.
Speaker 1: I can't remember even the name of it, but I
Speaker 1: talked about it when we had Lover's Coy Lover's Quarrel
Speaker 1: on with Michelle Hope. Actually, um, it's where they were
Speaker 1: sounding sounding six metal pieces down the p hole and
Speaker 1: it's the past. Have any of you guys done sounding
Speaker 1: that was my middle school years? I haven't done since
Speaker 1: middle school that you were Wait, both of y'all were
Speaker 1: sounding in middle school. I was in middle school. I
Speaker 1: don't know how soon you started high school high school?
Speaker 1: See y'all like talk about like your first experience or
Speaker 1: how you went about starting sounding that young. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I thought this was like an older thing
Speaker 1: to know. Um, I don't know, because like I first
Speaker 1: got into like porn in middle schools eighth grade. The
Speaker 1: sounding is too, by the way, vincent sounding is where
Speaker 1: you insert something into your uretha. So, um, I didn't
Speaker 1: really get a pleasure out of it. It was just
Speaker 1: something I was like, Oh, I want to try, but
Speaker 1: I didn't have the proper tools. So it was a
Speaker 1: DS stylis. So stylis is kind of thick, isn't it. No,
Speaker 1: not not a DS stylist. Okay, came in my s
Speaker 1: from I mean, it's fine, you know this wasn't the
Speaker 1: one I used. If you guys are just as like
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't. I was like, what the is
Speaker 1: the stylist? So stylus actually y l us like from
Speaker 1: a black I don't. I don't care about how you
Speaker 1: spell it. But it's actually like what you used to, like,
Speaker 1: um write, like on an iPad or umpire. For sure,
Speaker 1: you stuck one of those in your God damn your threat,
Speaker 1: your psycho. It was. It was. It was an experience,
Speaker 1: not even clean though you clean it middle school middle
Speaker 1: school clean. But to til the tail, Dan, what did
Speaker 1: you put in what you put in your dick? I
Speaker 1: actually wins and God sounds uh through the powers of
Speaker 1: the internet. Okay, you classed it up and so really
Speaker 1: did you did you do the sounding or did you receive? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this this was solo. It was so low. So me
Speaker 1: to myself, did you enjoy something that you also saw
Speaker 1: in porn? It is porn? Was how I learned about
Speaker 1: it and found out it's a thing. And I mean,
Speaker 1: it was definitely an interesting sensation. And really that's a
Speaker 1: lot of from what I from discussing it with other
Speaker 1: people into it. Yeah, there, it's just to get a
Speaker 1: different sensation. And really, you once it's in, you let
Speaker 1: it fall in. There's lube, there's lub because well that
Speaker 1: would hurt. I didn't know, so you did it without
Speaker 1: loub correct. So it's like like I was gonna like
Speaker 1: he's a he says, it was like an interesting sensation.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, it burned for me. Like, let
Speaker 1: me just tell you what's so funny. You're talking about
Speaker 1: a Nintendo DS style, is right? Yes, for those of
Speaker 1: you who can't see, and obviously none because I on zoom.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of video games attached to his wall
Speaker 1: and some in the corner, and I'm just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. The next time someone tells me there into
Speaker 1: me in the game and I'll be like, wow, you
Speaker 1: stuck your style. Oh gosh, that was great. Actually that
Speaker 1: was hilarious, not as interesting. Um, So I found two
Speaker 1: that I really like because we're all stuck in the house,
Speaker 1: so like, fucking um. The average person has sex a
Speaker 1: hundred and three times a year, and I'm curious to know.
Speaker 1: That's a statistic from the Woman's Day survey in two
Speaker 1: thousand eleven. Um, they hadn't had like one with a
Speaker 1: larger survey group since. But then it says Americans spend
Speaker 1: fifty seven minutes per week having sex from direks and
Speaker 1: that's fourteen minutes below the global average. I cannot wait
Speaker 1: to see how this goes up when this is over
Speaker 1: afterwards too. Oh my god, God, there were be bitches
Speaker 1: out here named Corvid like no, okay, there's a baby
Speaker 1: in in India. I think twins, twins, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I think this is interesting. I mean yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: if we're including masturbation, then yeah. If masturbation is in there,
Speaker 1: then absolutely. Um. I can see this going up because
Speaker 1: it takes me about seventeen minutes to orgasm when I
Speaker 1: do it. Although I skipped a day the other day
Speaker 1: because I realized I was getting a little numb. Okay,
Speaker 1: my toy is not working. So I was I self
Speaker 1: discipline myself and decided not to play with myself for
Speaker 1: one night, and so the next day I did add
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, you're not gonna masturbate. You're just
Speaker 1: gonna go to sleep. So I made sure I was
Speaker 1: watching TV until I started crying to like to know
Speaker 1: that I was really really tired, like you know when
Speaker 1: your eyes get water and yeah, I was like okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, bitch, this is gonna be easier
Speaker 1: for you to fall asleep because you're really tired. Um.
Speaker 1: But the next day that I masturbated, because I like
Speaker 1: held out the day before, I was able to come
Speaker 1: in like two minutes and fifty two seconds. And you
Speaker 1: know the reason I know that that's how long the
Speaker 1: video I literally, well, well, normally, I um I filter
Speaker 1: because I want ten minutes plus. In the porns that
Speaker 1: I watched, I don't like short videos, but this specific
Speaker 1: one looked really good and so it was less than
Speaker 1: three minutes and that's literally I only had to watch
Speaker 1: it once and I came and it was just a
Speaker 1: really good video. I even saved it in my notes. No,
Speaker 1: for sure, there are those videos out there. I have
Speaker 1: this book I even save in my notes, Mandy, is
Speaker 1: there not a bookmark option on your phone? Not a book?
Speaker 1: I'm not a book marking the porn. So I literally
Speaker 1: have like a ton of different notes in in my
Speaker 1: notes section on my phone that literally just has mad
Speaker 1: porn links. And those are really good ones that actually,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know, maybe I'll share with
Speaker 1: you guys. Um. I actually found a lot of pegging
Speaker 1: videos and they're actually and specifically for for our listeners.
Speaker 1: They are with black men and it's just so good.
Speaker 1: There's actually one um that agreed to come on our
Speaker 1: show once this coronavirus is over. I posted it on
Speaker 1: my page. He has a pegging video with a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of sprinkles on the desk. But his name is
Speaker 1: Mr Carlyle. I'm gonna post them on Patreon. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He's like he has dreads, he's tatted, he looks super masculine,
Speaker 1: and he'd be been in overtaking. So good. It's he's
Speaker 1: not taken Dick. He's taken strap. He's taken the dick
Speaker 1: strap whole, same bitch. He's taking it good, So why
Speaker 1: I can't call it a dick. I'll be telling niggas
Speaker 1: you're gonna take this dick. I talked to them like
Speaker 1: that with my strap, like you got it's my dick.
Speaker 1: You like how big my dick? You shape? Take this cube.
Speaker 1: I do want to ask you guys, as just while
Speaker 1: we're getting into this public, can you, guys, everyone in
Speaker 1: the room and it's five of us, talk about the
Speaker 1: last orgasm that we had. So Mandy just said hers
Speaker 1: just two minutes and fifty three seconds. That was from
Speaker 1: what was that? The Sprinkle No, the s the sprinkle video?
Speaker 1: Mr sle what'd you come to if it was a
Speaker 1: person or yourself? What'd you come to if you used
Speaker 1: a porn? Oh? No, it was a it was a
Speaker 1: trans video, so it was it was a guy. It
Speaker 1: was a guy in a trance a woman. I mean,
Speaker 1: of course you gotta finish it, Mandy. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess, um yeah trans woman. Um. And I did
Speaker 1: that just because like with watching the pegging videos, the
Speaker 1: women aren't as they don't look like they're stroking as good,
Speaker 1: like like there's a whole rhythm to fucking, and I
Speaker 1: don't think that so like many people can strap very well.
Speaker 1: So I enjoyed watching trans women because they've had dicks
Speaker 1: their whole lives. They know how to work. Trap it
Speaker 1: too heavy for some of them, and like because a
Speaker 1: lot of them are always holding the base of it,
Speaker 1: I think they're not getting the right side or or
Speaker 1: also like I think it's very important just to have
Speaker 1: the right harness, Like the harness is very import having
Speaker 1: it attached is really the important part. So if you
Speaker 1: have a cheap harness, it's not gonna hold well. Um.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, it kind of takes away from me
Speaker 1: when I don't feel like she's really dicking the nigger down.
Speaker 1: So I mean, like all right, let me, let me,
Speaker 1: let me move over to the real thing. Um. So
Speaker 1: that's kind of what I've been watching actually lately. What's
Speaker 1: the last Oh my last orgasm was to Abella Danger.
Speaker 1: It's like this, and I hate like incess porn, but
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just the best video that she has
Speaker 1: is fucking her step sister. I'm air quoting, y'all, And
Speaker 1: it's like under this dinner table, but like you could
Speaker 1: just tell she's really gay and she actually has a
Speaker 1: girlfriend in real life, And I just I love lesbian
Speaker 1: porn with bitches that like like fucking bitches when you
Speaker 1: can tell um. But I also was getting fucked while
Speaker 1: watching it, and I know I just maybe complained last week.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was our Patreon or here,
Speaker 1: but I've been like losing it and like starting fights
Speaker 1: about nothing so that we could have makeup sex. So
Speaker 1: we were I suggested watching porn, and then he was
Speaker 1: looking at the porn screen too long and I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm here, look at me right, So I started this
Speaker 1: whole fight and then he came in the room and
Speaker 1: the ship on me. I was like, okay, we gotta
Speaker 1: fight again. I was like, let's put on lesbian porn,
Speaker 1: and then I started watching it and hopes that he
Speaker 1: would get piste off and no, that didn't happen, because okay,
Speaker 1: is everything good over there? You're good? He was like, nah,
Speaker 1: let's keep doing it. He is the last time you
Speaker 1: guys came together or tell us about that. There was
Speaker 1: the last time that we fucked, But I know I've
Speaker 1: jacked off before that since then? What was the last
Speaker 1: thing you watched? Dan? First, let's go from left to right.
Speaker 1: See I think actually one of the last videos I
Speaker 1: watched it, it was pups fucking So yeah, this is
Speaker 1: really a ship. What about you, Vincent? Oh he's nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry hearing this Zac. Actually no, I'm not sorry.
Speaker 1: Um it was piss play, so okay, I'm curious were
Speaker 1: they like swallowing? Is it like for like full on drinking.
Speaker 1: It's called drinking from the tap? So oh, it's because
Speaker 1: that's what I actually we played a game. Um this
Speaker 1: is when ms Corey B was on and we talked
Speaker 1: about what we've done that we would never do again.
Speaker 1: And Golden Showers is definitely my Like, I'm good if
Speaker 1: I'd never do that again in life. Um no, for sure,
Speaker 1: I'm totally dead for everyone. It's it's for me. What
Speaker 1: is its? It's just I don't know, it's just I
Speaker 1: like being like, yeah, I do like a sub. I
Speaker 1: know you said like the dom in the middle, but like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm generally a sub. I mean, what's more submissive than
Speaker 1: being a toilet me? Just like you know what we're
Speaker 1: ending this podcast right now? Like it's no. I mean
Speaker 1: I think that's great though, because I have a few
Speaker 1: gay male friends that are more open to piss play.
Speaker 1: I feel like than women, and I feel like that's
Speaker 1: generally something I hear, but the gays do little. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I think because too much test hospital.
Speaker 1: Let's just keep getting nastier. So Dan and Vincent, you
Speaker 1: guys do piss play together? We have not not yet yet? Really,
Speaker 1: what are you waiting for a hotel? But probably get missy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about you? Is it? What about you? Is it
Speaker 1: code easy? What's the last thing that's right? What were
Speaker 1: you watching? I mean, it wasn't like a very exciting video.
Speaker 1: I was like kind of in a time crunch. Sounds
Speaker 1: kind of weird, kind of a time crunch, but I
Speaker 1: think it was actually with my favorite point star, Riley Reid.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know who she is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the white girl that made a video saying nigger, nigger.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. I probably watched that afternoon.
Speaker 1: I don't support that. Every person right now, everyone's so now.
Speaker 1: I did not know that. I wanted. I used to
Speaker 1: come to Riley read too, and then like I talked
Speaker 1: about her on Twitter and they dragged me and like
Speaker 1: kept uploading the video. Well, I talked about it until
Speaker 1: you just drugged me on this so whatever. I hate
Speaker 1: When like my face disappointed me, I was like, I
Speaker 1: look so she said it are we forgiving her? And
Speaker 1: then I went to a few of my gay male
Speaker 1: friends Twitter to see how they felt about the situation
Speaker 1: before I became problematic. I'm like, well, if they're hypocrites too,
Speaker 1: it's fine. But the thing is, like it's to me
Speaker 1: and like it was more forgiving, but now I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's you fucking know, like what you can and can't do,
Speaker 1: Like if you do it, you're fucking idiot if you're
Speaker 1: doing it to be stupid, like, so no forgiveness here
Speaker 1: for that kind of shift. I'm like, you're just being
Speaker 1: I don't know, problematic. Next week, tell us who you
Speaker 1: come to well do alright to find her like on
Speaker 1: social media, like you bitch. So let's get into it
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Speaker 1: get on with the show. So you guys are here
Speaker 1: because you sent us an email. Vincent, why did you
Speaker 1: send me this email? Okay, So I've been listening to
Speaker 1: you guys. My brother first introduced me to y'all, um,
Speaker 1: and he was like, there's this raunchy s podcast, these
Speaker 1: two bitches talking about sex, and I was like, I'm down. Um,
Speaker 1: So I listened to y'all on SoundCloud first until I
Speaker 1: found you on Spotify and then I don't know, I've
Speaker 1: been listening ever since, and you guys are always like, oh,
Speaker 1: like hotel like just came out and so yeah, we
Speaker 1: were drinking, me and Cody, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell them about my puppy shit, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it, And so I emailed you. We were trying
Speaker 1: to come up with a way to like get on
Speaker 1: the show. We were like, we don't want to be
Speaker 1: those basic as bitches that are right and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we want to be on the show. Why because we're crazy,
Speaker 1: Like no, we're not going to do that. That's the word.
Speaker 1: And so it was just like this and so this
Speaker 1: is my and I was just like puppy ship, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, and so I emailed it and
Speaker 1: then within the hour, like y'all emailed back, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, Cody, oh my god, just so you know,
Speaker 1: we downed, like we downed like four shots. Like right
Speaker 1: after you said that, we were like fun guess like
Speaker 1: and I was like, I signed now, I signed Dan
Speaker 1: up fore. I was like, hey, by the way, we're
Speaker 1: gonna be on a podcast, Like I'm just gonna let
Speaker 1: you know right now. And I was like, hopefully you're
Speaker 1: okay with work out to us. I mean, Mandy and
Speaker 1: I really spend a lot of time trying to figure
Speaker 1: out who would be a good guest and and it's
Speaker 1: hard to find people that are super into Kings, at
Speaker 1: least I think even before, we've had so many people
Speaker 1: contact us, but like they're not in the area and
Speaker 1: we want them in New York. But this is perfect, right,
Speaker 1: and you've got a mic and you guys are actually nasty,
Speaker 1: So I guess I guess. I mean, you said you
Speaker 1: said pupp and puppies and I just gott a fucking cat.
Speaker 1: Can we let people know that we're not talking about
Speaker 1: bality here and that you're not literally fucking puppies? Correct,
Speaker 1: because that would correct it is not that on who's
Speaker 1: sucking puppies? Um, so, can you explain what pup means?
Speaker 1: And and yeah, what is puppy play? Play? This is
Speaker 1: you have a better explanation, And I usually to really
Speaker 1: reiterate the difference between play and best reality. Uh I,
Speaker 1: I personally don't call it puppy play because to me,
Speaker 1: if you keep it at pup, you it's a nice
Speaker 1: clean distinction. But no, pup play in general is really
Speaker 1: just a and an escape from the human mindset, being
Speaker 1: able to break free from that. And I mean, we've
Speaker 1: all seen dogs play in the park backyard and they're
Speaker 1: just so free and full of life, and it's it's
Speaker 1: a different human version of that of being able to
Speaker 1: just wait, wait, wait, wait, I haven't definitely so y'all,
Speaker 1: y'all get on all each other and sniff each other's
Speaker 1: butts and literally wait, also you'll actually dogs and then yeah,
Speaker 1: we're sacrificedness. Yeah, nuzzle, let's hear your best bark Well,
Speaker 1: he's a howler. Yeah. So for me, it's do you
Speaker 1: have do you have puppy names? Mine is Maddix McCloud, doggy,
Speaker 1: leather mask, put it on, put it on, and then
Speaker 1: he has his own hood too. They're called hoods. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've heard that term. Okay, so these are so this
Speaker 1: is some white babils. So do you guys Do you
Speaker 1: guys have attachable tails as well? Or is it just
Speaker 1: the hoods? I have a tail. I mean it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like an anal plug. But and I've got one
Speaker 1: now too, well, I mean I think that makes more sense. Well,
Speaker 1: and it does. Also it's it's more stimulus also, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just because it's around my question as to if you
Speaker 1: guys are shipping and smelling each other's ship. That's not
Speaker 1: like there's no scat play involved in this, is there? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: no no no, no, no no no no, it's like
Speaker 1: and the thing you can combine it. We're just not
Speaker 1: people do that. I'm sure somewhere in the Internet somebody's
Speaker 1: doing two girls, one cup. Are you guys into play
Speaker 1: before you met? Is that how you met? Yeah? A
Speaker 1: little bit, And I mean I've only had my hood
Speaker 1: for a year. I got it last July. Um, but
Speaker 1: like I know, I've been watching videos and I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, this is really cool, Like I think
Speaker 1: it's cute. It is kind of cute. Put play is this?
Speaker 1: Is there a category? Like if anyone was interested in
Speaker 1: watching this on like porn Hub or any of the websites,
Speaker 1: can you type in put play is it? Is it
Speaker 1: a it's an actual category. Yet the patrons, I guess,
Speaker 1: all search for play video. Um, well no, you guys
Speaker 1: got to send us your favorite ship. That's what you
Speaker 1: gotta do. Send us the all the premium put play
Speaker 1: like this is how you want us to see your culture.
Speaker 1: Okay the white sure, we got got me somebody black
Speaker 1: right now? There dating site that, um, someone work familiar
Speaker 1: with fat life, But for maybe people who are interested
Speaker 1: in finding pups, there's someone who's interested in it. Do
Speaker 1: you know if there's an actual specific dating site for
Speaker 1: for put play, not for pups specifically? There is recon,
Speaker 1: which is not as common in the US, and that's
Speaker 1: a really fetish and kink in general. And of course
Speaker 1: that one's that one is on the gay side. Have
Speaker 1: you guys been to any parties for put play. I haven't.
Speaker 1: One of my friends who is a pope has been
Speaker 1: trying to drag us out to some meetups and some mashes.
Speaker 1: They go to actual international house of pancakes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they go and they just talk about the community events.
Speaker 1: And I mean this is in street clothes. There's no yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no fucking in the middle. There's like a community board.
Speaker 1: But do they wear their like hoods? I was like, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm not like a big gas table of like. So,
Speaker 1: the textbook definition that I'm seeing on puppy play dot
Speaker 1: info or pup play dot info is a involving fetish
Speaker 1: where people have an interest in role plays canines and
Speaker 1: their associated handlers. Um so, who out of the two
Speaker 1: of you, Dan Vincent is considered the sir or handler
Speaker 1: or mr. So I guess I'm more of like the
Speaker 1: alpha pup. Yeah, I was about handling the woods and
Speaker 1: the tail. You're both acting as as pups. You're actually
Speaker 1: not doing the corner and the pup. You guys are
Speaker 1: just doing two pups playing in the park. I guess
Speaker 1: what other types of what? What other types of role play? Like?
Speaker 1: Where else do pups play like? If you guys think
Speaker 1: of a scene. Where else have you guys played other
Speaker 1: than a park? I mean, I mean, really, it's just
Speaker 1: what you want to make of it. It's more of
Speaker 1: a headspace that m do you guys do play while
Speaker 1: your roommate at home. We are we are very considerate
Speaker 1: and he is very thankful for that that he does not.
Speaker 1: I mean, luckily we have a two story house, so
Speaker 1: I'm on the bottom floor and then they live upstairs. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's not like it's not like I
Speaker 1: own it. I rented. I lived down the street from ou.
Speaker 1: It's fine, but no, for sure. I mean there have
Speaker 1: been times where, like, you know, I've heard him come
Speaker 1: home and like I would text and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you keep down, I'm trying to take a dick
Speaker 1: up the gass and so you know, and then that's
Speaker 1: when I hear him up stuff. Yeah, So I'm curious.
Speaker 1: Like on this website, there's a pup play flag and
Speaker 1: it's like a hand reaching out to like someone in
Speaker 1: a hood. And then there's pictures of a little girl
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair at a parade and just someone handing
Speaker 1: your flowers and playing with her. And it says that
Speaker 1: there's a social aspect to this, and people are trying
Speaker 1: to rate if their style of put play is purely
Speaker 1: sexual or purely social respectivity. Um, it can be both
Speaker 1: because I mean, think of it. Who doesn't like puppies? Right,
Speaker 1: So it's like like fuzzy little dog, and it's like
Speaker 1: it's you're a character, you are another, you're something else
Speaker 1: other than yourself. Yes, you can think about that that way. So,
Speaker 1: and it's merging the both the mental headspace with the
Speaker 1: physical appearance. Something I'm reading as well, and that put
Speaker 1: play is not humiliation, Um that they don't like putting
Speaker 1: tops in cages, etcetera. Can you guys talk about that,
Speaker 1: like how does your would you agree to that? I know, like, um,
Speaker 1: I mean there are some pups that do like that,
Speaker 1: but obviously it's not something that's common like obviously in
Speaker 1: b D s M if you're talking about like fulsome
Speaker 1: street San Francisco, they do that. But other than that,
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily common. And there there is crossover between
Speaker 1: the b D s M community and pups. They're not
Speaker 1: mutual exclusive nor they you can be kinky and not
Speaker 1: a pub, or you can be a pub and not
Speaker 1: really people put in their bios on dating apps, like,
Speaker 1: would you identify yourself as a pup? Like? I know,
Speaker 1: like you know it's specifically even in b D s M.
Speaker 1: You identify if you're a sub, if you're a dom,
Speaker 1: if you're into masochism, like like a lot of people
Speaker 1: do label themselves and you know, as certain things specifically
Speaker 1: in in b D s M. Is this something where
Speaker 1: you guys identify outside as pups or is this something
Speaker 1: that you keep specifically in the bedroom with your partners?
Speaker 1: I think I did because on my Grinder profile I
Speaker 1: did have my puppy mask on and I definitely did. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been doing um? So? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we met up first in mid December. Feet real date
Speaker 1: was on New Year's Eve, made an official January nineteen.
Speaker 1: One of the things that we do, like often when
Speaker 1: we have someone mentioned a kink, is we like to
Speaker 1: kind of have the conversation with how did you introduce
Speaker 1: this to your partner? How did you guys have the conversation?
Speaker 1: Were there any boundaries or guidelines set before entering the play?
Speaker 1: How did the conversation go? Now? Now, Dan, you just
Speaker 1: saw him in the mask um and it did pique
Speaker 1: your interest, but how did you guys have that initial
Speaker 1: conversation before you got into play? If I remember, I
Speaker 1: actually asked, you know, so I knew they had the hood.
Speaker 1: But then it's so do you are you actually fully
Speaker 1: into pub play or is it more is it the
Speaker 1: sexual side or is it just the true costplay side,
Speaker 1: And because that's just it of some people may do.
Speaker 1: It's so say you're in a parade and you can
Speaker 1: be the cute puppy given the girl flowers like that
Speaker 1: that can be. I mean, you get to see the
Speaker 1: smile on their face, you're you feel good doing it.
Speaker 1: But some people you need to know. He was about
Speaker 1: this life. Yeah, so I told him was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just had my hood for like a couple of months.
Speaker 1: Yetta gotta um And it started off as like a
Speaker 1: hook up, so we did things backwards what he yeah? Um?
Speaker 1: And also he has a bike, so a motorcycle, and
Speaker 1: so he has a full on like leather bikes. Your
Speaker 1: family now no that this this is really in my
Speaker 1: private life mine does? My siblings are there about but
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, well I posted the picture. It
Speaker 1: was my profile picture on Twitter, and then I post
Speaker 1: the picture of me in my hood being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm living my best life or something like that on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, I don't care, Like this
Speaker 1: is me in my hood. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah. People
Speaker 1: from church that I grew up with, they sigh and
Speaker 1: like my district manager sag. And she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's cute until she found out and then and then
Speaker 1: she was just like, I don't want any part of
Speaker 1: your ship. But I told her. I was just like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm about to be on horrible decisions. I'm sending this podcast.
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't want I don't want this.
Speaker 1: Who I am? Okay, I'm living my best life, living
Speaker 1: my truth. Honestly, I think it's so easy to judge though,
Speaker 1: with like kinks and and we all don't know. For
Speaker 1: someone thinks pegging's nasty, someone thinks my book copye ship
Speaker 1: and being on Alicia's nasty, someone thinks nasty. It's like
Speaker 1: we always judge until, like we you know, until you
Speaker 1: experience it. Then you realize I'm kind of into it
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I reposted it and all of the
Speaker 1: followers that saw it were like, no, no, sis, I'm
Speaker 1: kink shaming. This guy was fucking a low top air
Speaker 1: Force one, um and it'said day fifty nine of quarantine
Speaker 1: and he was literally fucking his shoe and I was
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, but we had that guy on the
Speaker 1: episode about jacking in front of shoes. This man was
Speaker 1: literally using his air Force one as a fleshlight, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, I think he uh, well, I
Speaker 1: think it goes back to what you said earlier of
Speaker 1: after a while, you got to spice it up, you know,
Speaker 1: the norm just doesn't it's gonna be like, damn that
Speaker 1: lampy looking sexy. It was like, damn, my air Force
Speaker 1: one was looking kind of thick. I'm like, no, it's
Speaker 1: not looking thick. It wasn't how like you know they say,
Speaker 1: like no creases in your sneakers, Like, nah, you put
Speaker 1: that motherfucker in it. Shit, he's moisturizing the weather. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm into like a lot of ships, but like there's
Speaker 1: some things out there that I would never shame someone
Speaker 1: for what they do. Like do what you want to do,
Speaker 1: but like I actually wanted to ask that he owns
Speaker 1: a motorcycle. And looking at these hoods, you guys can't
Speaker 1: see them because we don't have video, but they're actually
Speaker 1: leather hoods and you mentioning him having the motorcycle. Is
Speaker 1: there a part of leather fetishism as well that goes
Speaker 1: into this play at all for either of you? So,
Speaker 1: I mean, in general, there is I mean, there is
Speaker 1: a crossover. H I honestly believe that a lot of
Speaker 1: people who are in a pub play it started as
Speaker 1: a gear fetish and evolved. Um, it doesn't have to,
Speaker 1: but there is a lot of crossover. Um. I know
Speaker 1: with us, the motorcycle and the gear definitely, uh got
Speaker 1: Ben's going a little bit. He's like, and he's proud
Speaker 1: it was, Yeah, for sure. I mean, I've got a
Speaker 1: there's there's actually a guy out in California who makes
Speaker 1: full leather motorcycle track suits and people. I mean they're
Speaker 1: not They're not only used in the kink world. People
Speaker 1: use these actually for racing. One of the features that
Speaker 1: his have is a and I mean the we may
Speaker 1: we utilize the front door for and and I mean
Speaker 1: they're primarily marketed for if you're at the track all day,
Speaker 1: you're going to have to pee eventually. These things aren't
Speaker 1: exactly the easiest to take on someone with someone fuck
Speaker 1: someone you know, with the mood strikes. I just bought
Speaker 1: a onesie and it has like a flat and I
Speaker 1: peed through it the other day and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm chin it. I'm reaching peak levels of
Speaker 1: like bumshit, like like ultimate convenience, honestly, Like it's not
Speaker 1: like I'm out at the club. I have time to
Speaker 1: pull this down. What the fuck again? Quarantine is destroyed.
Speaker 1: I want to get into our home mail because it's
Speaker 1: really freaky, and I think that you guys would be
Speaker 1: great for this. Um, Mandy, I got this and I,
Speaker 1: by the way, please send your emails, UM, and your
Speaker 1: homemails to Horrible Decisions dot com and Gmail. This was
Speaker 1: on Twitter and I normally never see it, but it
Speaker 1: came as an email. UM. So, my boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: just disclosed our fetishes to each other, and I really
Speaker 1: want to fulfill his. He told me he loved watching
Speaker 1: girls being sucked by machines and porn. He said he
Speaker 1: loves something about their faces to the point where they
Speaker 1: can't take it anymore. He also mentioned being bounded when
Speaker 1: they're taking it. How can I go about fulfilling his fantasy?
Speaker 1: These machines are expensive, aren't they. I've also mentioned being
Speaker 1: tied up and bounded before, something I really wanted to try,
Speaker 1: but he's never taking the initiative to do anything about it.
Speaker 1: Where can I start to ease him into these things
Speaker 1: and let him know that I'm down with it. He
Speaker 1: just seems so shy when it comes to wanting to
Speaker 1: express his fetishes and I'm just down for whatever. I
Speaker 1: just really want to please him and make him comfortable
Speaker 1: with me in bed, which will hopefully open more doors.
Speaker 1: Even him telling me his fetish is a big step.
Speaker 1: How do I get it going? I mean coming from
Speaker 1: someone who like I can't agree with her boyfriend, Like
Speaker 1: I kind of like that stuff, so I mean, if
Speaker 1: it's expensive, I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: So maybe just asking him, like what can we do
Speaker 1: to like get that started, because it can. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be like a machine. It can start with
Speaker 1: the bounding and like tying you up and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: It's more of like a I guess for me, I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is for his brain, but like
Speaker 1: watching someone with like a machine, they're usually like can't
Speaker 1: stop it and someone is controlling it. So it's more
Speaker 1: of like it's more of just like knowing that you
Speaker 1: can't like you can't take it, but like you're also
Speaker 1: just like you don't want it to stop. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So tying her up to where she can't really like
Speaker 1: sounds when I explain what I mean, you can't like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, she's totally contentful for it, so like it's
Speaker 1: you know, it's cool for her just like tie your
Speaker 1: stuff up so you can't really move a lot and
Speaker 1: just be like what you want to do. I mean
Speaker 1: that that was like for me, um, when I did
Speaker 1: the pegging, and you know, we sucked ten times at night,
Speaker 1: but what was fun for me was actually both of
Speaker 1: us going to the sex store together and picking out
Speaker 1: you know, the toy and the strap thing he felt
Speaker 1: comfortable taking. And I think that that could be the
Speaker 1: same approach with this, where maybe because we're quarantine, you
Speaker 1: guys go online and both of you guys looked through
Speaker 1: the toys together and see, you know, thet both of
Speaker 1: you guys have searched together, and if they are expensive
Speaker 1: and maybe you can't have a promo code. This could
Speaker 1: be something to where maybe the two of you start
Speaker 1: a piggy bank together and look forward to this. So
Speaker 1: it's something that you plan it's something that both of
Speaker 1: you guys saved towards and and you make this make
Speaker 1: a wish list like um, and you know, once you
Speaker 1: reach the goal of the money that you guys saved
Speaker 1: for it, you purchase it and make a whole night
Speaker 1: out of it. I just googled it. By the way,
Speaker 1: I really think that that the communication aspect, especially when
Speaker 1: you're talking about any bondage, is paramount because, like Cody
Speaker 1: kind of mentioned it, it very much. If it hasn't
Speaker 1: been discussed and it isn't agreed upon, it does start
Speaker 1: crossing that line. And I mean, not only is it
Speaker 1: going to help the night go better, but I think
Speaker 1: communication within the I feel crazy watching So I did
Speaker 1: go down a rabbit hole, and so everyone knows that
Speaker 1: I watched gate Point and I'll put it on Patreon
Speaker 1: because I think I saved it in my notes. But
Speaker 1: it was a little like it was. It was a
Speaker 1: little bit of a lie to me. So he was
Speaker 1: kind of like in a I don't want to say guillotine,
Speaker 1: guillotine whatever it is. Yeah, he was in that like
Speaker 1: he was his hands were locked and he there was
Speaker 1: a huge like like dildo toy that was like fucking
Speaker 1: his asshole and I was just like, holy sh it,
Speaker 1: and he couldn't move and it was like done by.
Speaker 1: I thought it was really hot though, um, but I
Speaker 1: also felt weird watching it, so you're like to go
Speaker 1: to church afterwards? Actually not that um, but I was
Speaker 1: like ship something happy on Netflix right now or something
Speaker 1: ships I felt. I felt I was going to suggest
Speaker 1: a cheap like, um way to get around the machine
Speaker 1: right now? Is getting one of those things that stick
Speaker 1: to the wall jelly, like the suction guy. Yeah, you already,
Speaker 1: if you already have fidildo. Yeah, you're like the non
Speaker 1: restraint person's gonna their arms are gonna get tired eventually,
Speaker 1: but more likely than not, you can go longer. It's
Speaker 1: like a hands free thing traditional yeah, because it's loss
Speaker 1: of control that it seems like they're I think asking
Speaker 1: the question too, if it's real or if it's for example,
Speaker 1: like I love BUKACKI, but I don't want it done
Speaker 1: to me, so like is this something you want us
Speaker 1: to do together or is this just your fetish for porn?
Speaker 1: Like I think that the two could be differential, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Is it an idea or do
Speaker 1: you want it to be like real, Oh thats because
Speaker 1: some people can't handle this ship that they're watching in porn.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least for mine. The only one that
Speaker 1: I think I watched in porn that I could definitely
Speaker 1: do one day is like an MMF threesome when I
Speaker 1: get ready for it one day. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: for right ideally like no, like I watch FISTI porn,
Speaker 1: but it's just like that I don't want you don't
Speaker 1: want it. I've tried. Yeah, I mean I can watch
Speaker 1: and be like, okay, cool, that's hot, but it's just
Speaker 1: like then towards him, I don't know. Sometimes they just
Speaker 1: be fisting. They just be fisting like assholes, and I'm like, assholes,
Speaker 1: like the nastiest ship to me. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: fucking do it. I can't. Like I'm just like walking
Speaker 1: and I'm like, say, you guys need to take over
Speaker 1: the show because every time we say something noting, he's like,
Speaker 1: I could do it. I don't give me a pen,
Speaker 1: I'll be fine, Like I know I couldn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like the rose bed is the rosebud is hot. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Zach is over here cringing. It gives me anxiety I
Speaker 1: don't know why. It just looks it makes me feel
Speaker 1: like I'm looking too deep into someone's ass. Soule, that's
Speaker 1: what it is. That's what it's an asshole. You see
Speaker 1: the soul, That's what it is. I can't like. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you're into that, do it. But like I, damn,
Speaker 1: that's a great T shirt. Assholes. You should really you
Speaker 1: should really look into my should I love it well,
Speaker 1: and then there'll be a rose, There'll be like a
Speaker 1: little decorative here we got graphic. Does that make this ship?
Speaker 1: If you're bored um any social media handles that you
Speaker 1: want to share, do you have something specific for your
Speaker 1: pup ship or what? Yeah, let us know. I do
Speaker 1: have a pup Twitter, but I haven't touched it like
Speaker 1: I made a specific Okay, So I started following like
Speaker 1: all this like gay ship on Twitter didn't even hold you?
Speaker 1: And it was like, full on, who I'm following on Twitter? There,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be judged. I'm following nothing but like
Speaker 1: only fan motherfucker's that show their dicks and jack off.
Speaker 1: I'm following starts like second Preview. I am so because
Speaker 1: late at night for whatever reason, they don't post. But
Speaker 1: it's like literally mid day at one o'clock when I
Speaker 1: just want to see the news on my timeline, that's
Speaker 1: when I see all the dicks and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what type of time. I don't know what type of
Speaker 1: times are on or if one o'clock for the peak time,
Speaker 1: but I literally just I just want to see the
Speaker 1: news and I have to pass all these dicks. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I want you guys for late night and they don't
Speaker 1: like nine and I don't understand why. No, for sure,
Speaker 1: Like I like followed all this gay ship and like
Speaker 1: anything you like, I didn't know this, but it sends
Speaker 1: like a notification. She follows like oh Vincent like this,
Speaker 1: I liked it. My neighbor like texted me, she's my
Speaker 1: best friend and she was just like, what the funk
Speaker 1: are you following on Twitter? And she like sent me
Speaker 1: a screenshot of like the gay ship that I liked.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh my god, my mom
Speaker 1: and Twitter, if you like a tweet that like, don't
Speaker 1: like ship, who's following you? There's so many pastors that
Speaker 1: got expanded like that. I'm like anymore, but I do
Speaker 1: bookmark on Twitter, bookmark market or later. I mean, I definitely.
Speaker 1: I did not know that was a thank So he
Speaker 1: was telling me that because I know his his neighbors,
Speaker 1: like his old roommate. They're doing each other forever. But
Speaker 1: like he was telling that story and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's why all that ship was popping
Speaker 1: up on my feet. I didn't know what was I wasn't,
Speaker 1: like I said, like, I was not looking for rally read.
Speaker 1: First of all, I stop driving me about but no,
Speaker 1: So I was like, that makes sense that you're sucking
Speaker 1: liking all this ship, and I was like, who the funk?
Speaker 1: Like why is this? Like I was like, Twitter's like
Speaker 1: targeting me for something, Like I don't even know what
Speaker 1: the is going on. I like the liking feature just
Speaker 1: sometimes I follow that people with similar views, but I
Speaker 1: don't like being exposed. Like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I just feel, um god, it felt naked. I thought
Speaker 1: it was safe. That was really getting me through the days.
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to one of my friends about
Speaker 1: how I think, well, Mandy made me think of it.
Speaker 1: She has a girlfriend, um, Stephanie Santiago, who doesn't get
Speaker 1: naked but still makes hell of money on all my fans.
Speaker 1: And one of my friends shout out to Venus Act
Speaker 1: she's a DJ. I was, bro, You've already made your
Speaker 1: mark globally as a DJ without having to be sexy.
Speaker 1: Make it only fans and just do it in your
Speaker 1: bron panties now, like DJ and your brin panties. I
Speaker 1: want to like read the news and my bron panties.
Speaker 1: Like I would love to do some ship, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think the only fans people that succeed
Speaker 1: are so just their content looks next level, like next level,
Speaker 1: like miss be nasty. Um. I think that your boy Frisco,
Speaker 1: like he'll go outside, he'll get lights and ship and costumes,
Speaker 1: like you could tell there's effort into their nasty ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And I feel bad because
Speaker 1: there's so many people that need some extra cash right
Speaker 1: now and they're just like sucking their ass on a
Speaker 1: you know, iPhone camera and it's kind of dusty. If
Speaker 1: there's a time to get an only fans, yeah, like
Speaker 1: I will support it. I'm gonna try to start a
Speaker 1: Patreon thread if anyone like has people that are actually
Speaker 1: just started an only fans, so I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: ask her, right, But there's still nothing more disappointing than
Speaker 1: like going and liking one and like they're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know marketing for themselves. They're like I'm so nasty
Speaker 1: to get on there, and it's like there's not one
Speaker 1: motherfucking vagina out here, There's not one freaking penis, Like
Speaker 1: I don't care about you and your boxer's like, what
Speaker 1: the hell, I'm not paying anyone sending pictures of like
Speaker 1: Dick Prince or like in their boxers or like, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your polyester nigga, like I
Speaker 1: want to see send me like we're not in high school.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see dick print dick picks sent
Speaker 1: on my phone. But you know you said lingerie picks.
Speaker 1: Uh no, I put lingerie pick, bitch. No, if I'm sitting.
Speaker 1: First off, my pictures go on Instagram, I'm not taking
Speaker 1: just like they see my pictures to niggas, they see
Speaker 1: in his titty, puts a hole in his buota hole. Goddamnit,
Speaker 1: I ain't a child. I don't even send them now,
Speaker 1: literally sent you a picture this morning, really to anybody,
Speaker 1: because I can't. I've said this a long time, like,
Speaker 1: don't even send me your dick unless I can get
Speaker 1: your dick within the following twenty four hours. And because
Speaker 1: that's not an option, let me just stick to my
Speaker 1: Twitter timeline and porn hub. I don't really care to
Speaker 1: see dicks that I can't even get, So you don't
Speaker 1: self care discipline. You gotta know what you need around
Speaker 1: this time. Self discipline. This is the word. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, because you're talking about fascination is self discipline.
Speaker 1: Like self discipline would be like okay, I'm still I'm
Speaker 1: like abstaining from you, but it's like, okay, I'm abstaining
Speaker 1: from my like like you're one short step away from
Speaker 1: tries today, and that's a whole different episode. This was
Speaker 1: reminding me of a shout out to my girl Rashida.
Speaker 1: She got me a reekie session reckue session, sorry whatever,
Speaker 1: how do you say recue session for my birthday? And
Speaker 1: so I did it um yesterday over face time and
Speaker 1: the lady was talking about showing gratitude and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the next time time that you know, you're in the morning,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a small meditation, get put
Speaker 1: your coffee in a beautiful mug and sit there for
Speaker 1: ten minutes. No distractions and hold it and talk about
Speaker 1: how good it taste. And I got horny and was
Speaker 1: like coffe. You were just like, oh yeah, smell that coffee.
Speaker 1: She was like, you're going to save her. I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about the coffee from the coffee. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, what was that? Folders appreciating smaller
Speaker 1: moments so that it's not the same. So the next
Speaker 1: time I suck a dick, I'm going to keep it
Speaker 1: in my mouth for a few seconds and be like,
Speaker 1: I feel feeling up all the grooves. I feel it
Speaker 1: on the roof of whatever. You're gonna be like tell
Speaker 1: me a story. A um oh yeah, drop your and
Speaker 1: find you. We would love to know him ship. So
Speaker 1: Cody's is hang on, it's c J car I changed it, No,
Speaker 1: I changed okay, Well mine is be convinced um, so
Speaker 1: it's be underscore convinced Vicent. Thank you. Also, if you
Speaker 1: want my Skype, it's invincible spelled with Vince Um. I
Speaker 1: definitely did so. Then Cody's is Cody Underscore. Carter and
Speaker 1: I actually very rarely use social media, especially to post anymore.
Speaker 1: He was like, here's my zenga. This is I have
Speaker 1: the only act of my Space account. I want to
Speaker 1: thank you guys um for joining us. This is fun.
Speaker 1: I hope a lot of you guys learned some new things. Again,
Speaker 1: we brought back talking about sounding you guys can look
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Speaker 1: of horrible decisions by these guys. You're fun you um
Speaker 1: our hole facts, UM. This one I found and I
Speaker 1: thought it was interesting, UM whole facts. We didn't know
Speaker 1: of another name for it, but I wanted to. We
Speaker 1: wanted to start sharing sex facts with you guys, UM,
Speaker 1: and this one was very interesting. UM. I brought it
Speaker 1: up recently and I can't remember if it was the
Speaker 1: Houston Show or or what show it was, UM, but
Speaker 1: it is from Women's Health magazine and this is one
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Speaker 1: experienced an orgasm, UM, one of these sex facts that
Speaker 1: I found was lube makes it easier to orgasm. If
Speaker 1: you're having trouble getting off, all your problems might be
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Speaker 1: fifty of men and women who use lubs said it
Speaker 1: made it easier to have an orgasm, according to a
Speaker 1: study out of Indiana University's Center for Sexual Health. UM.
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring this up because I think as women,
Speaker 1: we have kind of this um insecurity. If our pussy
Speaker 1: is not linking, if we're not super wet, if you know,
Speaker 1: we we even start questioning our arousal to the man
Speaker 1: or is it me? Or am I not healthy? Should
Speaker 1: I have drunken more water? Um? So I think that
Speaker 1: there's kind of the big mom there's the stigma that
Speaker 1: we've like attached to needing lube as if something is
Speaker 1: wrong with us. Um. And so if you guys, for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, are you know, lacking lubrication and sex, that
Speaker 1: could be a reason why you aren't able to achieve orgasm.
Speaker 1: So I just want to let you guys know that. UM.
Speaker 1: I think it can be fun to incorporate it into
Speaker 1: your lifestyle, have it by the side of your bed,
Speaker 1: get someone's there's some weird thing about young people grabbing lube.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we all, I think have that like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if I need lube, like bitch, you
Speaker 1: didn't fail, you know what I mean? Like we just
Speaker 1: talked about it. I think at Our Lives show was
Speaker 1: that where we talk about Yeah, I think it was
Speaker 1: Mandy was like, oh, I've pulled out like I have
Speaker 1: to yeah, but I also think that you know, obviously,
Speaker 1: I know we have a sex podcast. I think we're
Speaker 1: probably we have a lot less shame around doing certain
Speaker 1: things than I would say the average person. But that's
Speaker 1: the whole reason you're listening to this show, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like normalizing ship that we do.
Speaker 1: Lube is for someone at any fucking age. I know.
Speaker 1: I believe that too. And it's funny because when Canadian
Speaker 1: Bay was over, his dick is massive, and I think
Speaker 1: I shared that story to where I like we went
Speaker 1: to a sex club the night before and I didn't
Speaker 1: even want it because had literally just obliterated my insides
Speaker 1: um and so I like literally just wanted a pause
Speaker 1: on fucking him. And when he finally came um over
Speaker 1: and spent the weekend with me, like literally I kept
Speaker 1: lube on the side of the bed, and right before
Speaker 1: I knew we were going to fuck, I like leaned over,
Speaker 1: put it in my hand, rubbed myself a little bit.
Speaker 1: Just also just when you're fucking, like you said, he
Speaker 1: can't remember he came to stay for the weekend or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think, in my opinion, like when I was just
Speaker 1: having one off sex, I was way more wet when
Speaker 1: I get frequent, like if we're sucking the whole weekend,
Speaker 1: well and we weren't working the whole weekend. But also
Speaker 1: just the use of condoms, so like the like the
Speaker 1: use of condoms, like and those were working all over
Speaker 1: the floor, but the use of condoms to like lead
Speaker 1: to it to be dry or irritated or fuck, like
Speaker 1: he has to put it on. So I think in
Speaker 1: the time that maybe he's putting on the condom. You
Speaker 1: can be making sure not only you're looved with your
Speaker 1: own like secretions, but also to go ahead and just applyn.
Speaker 1: I forgot that I get existed. Yeah, he's been out
Speaker 1: the pictures since October and it's that's five months. That's
Speaker 1: a long time. Wow, that's a long time. I think.
Speaker 1: I think he's like, yeah, I don't miss them. It's
Speaker 1: that's a wrap. You know. It's crazy when like I
Speaker 1: feel like when we would do this podcast and you
Speaker 1: would talk about him, I feel like I would see
Speaker 1: him more, you know what I mean, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like you pop up somewhere. I would just see her.
Speaker 1: It was more noticeable. And it's it's like when something
Speaker 1: is right here on your mind, like you ever, like
Speaker 1: your periods of day light, suddenly you start seeing mad babies,
Speaker 1: you see anti abortion ats. It's like it's everywhere. Right,
Speaker 1: I really forgot that Nick existed. Yeah, I'm one of them.
Speaker 1: That's good though, Box Dick gotta go.