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UM, we won't be 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.960 doing that again. Um, but hey, guys, welcome to you 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:33.000 another episode of Horrible Decisions. This your girl Mandy b 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.640 a k A full Court Pumps a K A pet 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:39.880 a k A debt bitch, and I am Wheezy a 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:43.240 k A mrs. Can I pet that dog? That is 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:45.920 the name of this week's episode because it's my favorite 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:50.080 fucking video online. And when Vincent wrote in, I was like, 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.800 oh my god, I could say the whole episode. We 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:57.040 have three guests with us today, one one dumb guest, 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:58.960 I will say, just because you're in the middle and 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:02.680 you've got the mic, so we'll use your mouth the most. 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:08.760 Can you always introduce yourselves? Yeah, So I'm Vincent um Pop, 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:15.200 and I'm Dan and we're we're dating. Yes, And yeah, Cody, 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:20.359 I'm the friend. I don't participate in this ship. We're 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:24.040 the affirmative. He's the negative. So wait, Dan, I heard 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.960 a little something there. Where are y'all from? Well, I'm 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:33.040 not from Oklahoma, uh more Ohio regions, so I've got 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.440 the Midwestern thing going on for me. But you guys 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.839 are located in Oklahoma. Yeah, we're all in Norman, Oklahoma. Now, 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:42.399 I just want to tell y'all night to day Beyonce fan. 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:44.440 I don't know if they live there, but this is 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:48.000 our first Caucasian Midwestern episode. Let's clap it up for 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:55.040 that Caucasian. I'm I'm hearing Oklahoma and I went straight 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:59.639 to Tiger King, So I don't know which one. Yes, God, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:04.000 I just finished that. Y'all have your teeth bow come on? Yeah, right, 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:10.880 we haven't taken in the math yet. That's next week. Well, uh, 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:15.760 speaking of Oklahoma, I um, I really loved, you know, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:19.240 Tiger Kings for highlighting gays in the Midwest or whatever 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:23.000 you wanna call Oklahoma. Yeah, Like, I mean, I feel like, 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.360 you know, that ship is always so foreboding, you know 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.920 what I'm saying, Like Godford, no for sure, Bible Belt, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.679 you know. Yeah, and you guys are barking like a 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:38.920 dog literally. So I want to start this episode off 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:45.000 just by preliminary asking. So how you identify age? And 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:50.120 uh yeah, you're pronouns Um, he him his for me. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:56.440 Uh gay and yeah, gay as fuck, gay as fuck? Yeah, no, 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:01.360 for sure, no pussy at all. Dan. Have you ever 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.800 dabbled in in the in the in the Tiger Kitty, 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:09.720 in the kitties? No, okay, it's well yes, in the past, 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:14.520 I have dabbled around, but no today it we are 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:21.200 gay all the way about today. So yesterday, yesterday, in 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:25.560 like years ago, okay, got you? And look I want 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.280 to say brown, sure, but no, Um, what about your 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.200 your friend the third that doesn't play with y'all? What 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:35.760 about you? Um? I mainly identify a straight. I've kind 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:37.640 of played in the water, so I'm not really scared 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:39.520 of it. It's just kind of like whatever comes my way, 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:46.000 I'll take whatever way. It's like, whatever it's gonna come, 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:52.840 it's gonna come. So it's gonna come. So for our 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.040 vanilla ship this week, Mandy's actually going to be bringing 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:58.680 in Michelle Hope. A little bit later, you guys will 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.040 hear about it. But it's an article from the New 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:04.520 York Times. Um, and it's about the COVID crisis with 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.800 domestic abuse. We've seen a lot of tweets about this, 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:10.839 a lot of hotlines opening up. But UM, there's a 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.760 lot of movement restrictions aimed to stop the spread of 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:18.040 coronavirus within the homes and violence and being locked down 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.040 and all of the issues that people probably had before 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.479 but are now super heightened because we're in each other's space. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.760 But this is totally a public health crisis. UM. It's 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:31.200 taken on a toll with rising numbers. UM, as well 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:34.600 as with children too. I was reading not just within adults. UM. 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:36.280 I've seen a few different articles. I don't know if 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.400 this one specifies that. I believe this one's more geared 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.240 towards couples, but you know, kids that are in unsafe 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:44.839 homes with their parents and things like that. UM. But 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:49.760 there's a sociologist who studies of refusive relationships and says 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.719 that d V goes up whenever families are spending more 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.800 time together, especially during the holidays, Christmas, summer vacations, and 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.599 now with the lockdowns worldwide, hotlines are lighting up with 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:04.279 abuse reports. UM. They're urging all governments to put women's 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:07.479 safety first as they respond to the pandemic. UM. But 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:11.120 we've failed largely, UM and preparing for this public health 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:15.240 crisis and for being able to help victims. Um, the 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:19.200 abusers now have so much access because police are not 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:23.160 putting DV calls as a priority. UM. But luckily we're 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:26.000 gonna have Michelle tell you guys about how she's helping, 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:29.320 what how you can help UM as a volunteer, just 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.360 someone sitting at home, and what we can all do 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.280 to help our brothers and sisters. Yeah, I'm excited. Before 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.839 I give um Michelle a call, I did want to 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.200 go ahead and share with you guys just some status 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:45.120 going on. UM of black women specifically will experience domestic 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:48.599 violence in their lifetime, and black women are two point 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:51.600 five times more likely to be murdered by men than 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.960 white women. I know our audience, we do have a 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:59.520 large UM of course black women listenership. And so during 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.359 this time being that we are, you know, subject to 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:06.440 work from home, to be to still be working mothers 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.159 and take care of the household and now being in 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:14.120 our significant other spaces. UM. Yes, unfortunately, domestic violence is 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:17.440 seeing an uprise in numbers, and so we just want 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.640 everyone to be safe out there. And so UM, I'm 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.160 gonna go ahead and give Michelle a call now, and 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.040 we are going to talk to her about what she 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:33.520 is doing to make a difference during the crisis. Hello, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:39.720 hey Michelle, Hey, manage, what's good? What's going on? How 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:44.600 are you holding up trying to stay in this time? 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:48.559 I already know. So our vanilla ship for this week 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:53.480 UM mentioned the rise in domestic violence. UM doing some 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.960 things involving yourself with giving back to the community during 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.920 this time. So I wanted you to tell our listeners 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.880 what you have going on. UM. Yeah, So you know, 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.720 it's interesting that you would bring that up, because the 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.920 idea of being stay at home or shelter in place 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:14.120 and social distancing is yes, one faith for our communities. Uh. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.440 So we can stop the spread of COVID nineteen. But 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.680 for individuals who are an intimate partner relationships that are 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:25.880 abusive or are in family dynamic that is abusive, sheltering 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.559 in and stay at home orders actually create a lot 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:34.280 of of anxiety and danger. For example, did you know 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:38.760 that every minute, almost twenty people will experience some type 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:43.040 of physical violence from a partner And yeah, and when 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:47.559 you think about that in times like this, it becomes 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:53.720 this quiet storm almost that brews. And oftentimes when people 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.080 are in an abusive relationships, what happens is is that 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.840 it builds and everything might be okay for a while, 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.920 and then it'll mount, and it'll build, an attentional build, 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.520 and then there'll be a violent episode and then there'll 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:10.280 be some sort of suite making up. Now, sometimes when 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.320 we work at stay under these stay at home orders, 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.040 people could leave for a little bit, or a partner 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.480 may go to work, which would allow them to de escalate. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:23.319 But intimate terrorism is another way, another term we use 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:26.480 in this space, becomes heightened when you were at home 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.760 for a long time, so like holiday's Christmas thing. But 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.720 that so we really have to be aware of that 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:36.600 one and to recognize that it comes in all forms economic. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:40.360 So what I did was I um started a go 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.160 fund Me page to be able to give micro grants 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:47.360 to individuals who are either in an abusive relationship right now, 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.640 have come out of an abusive relationship, but are not 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:53.640 financially stable because maybe they've lost their job or they're 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:57.000 in housing that's not very stable. So if you donate 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:01.199 to the go fund me page, UM the those donations 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:06.400 go directly to individuals who identify survivors, and I give 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.920 micro grants of a hundred and fifty up to two 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.439 hundred dollars because although that's not going to fix the 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.199 underlying issues, it could keep a cell phone on, it 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.400 could pay a light though, it could get somebody a 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:18.400 hotel for the night, or a bus ticket or a 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.880 train ticket to get somewhere saxes. So I want to 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:23.520 let you guys know that the information will be in 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:27.240 the description of this bio UM. Basically, I wanted this 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:31.320 to be mentioned on the podcast because Michelle is taking 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:35.080 donations for this, so the link will be in there. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.240 So if you have it UM in your account and 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.760 you feel like you want to give back, definitely go 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:46.719 ahead and donate UM in the lincoln that's in our 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:51.439 bio and Michelle is taking UM tweets, d m s, 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.439 especially because this could be a sensitive matter UM, and 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.480 she is going ahead and giving once again a hundred 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.360 and fifty to two hundred dollars to those in need. So, 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:04.240 whether you're on the giving end or the receiving end, UM, 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.200 I think that this is a great cause, Michelle, and 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:08.720 I think that you're doing amazing UM, So thank you 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:11.240 for starting then, thank you for starting this, and once 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:15.840 again that information will be in the bio UM the description. 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:19.480 I'm sorry of this episode and I guess Michelle, for 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.120 those who may not know you, can you go ahead 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:28.200 and drop your social media handles as well? Absolutely, Mandy, um, 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.480 thanks for allowing me to talk about this important topic. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.680 So you guys can follow me at m H sex Perked, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:38.480 m H sexpers Um and on all social media. You know, 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.160 it's not always this heavy and dark sometimes, you know, 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.360 like Mandy, I got to I like to get nasty, 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:51.199 don't like Mandy, You absolutely definitely like to. Well, Michelle. Michelle, 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.120 thank you so much for what you're doing and I 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.720 hope that you're staying safe and and thank you again 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:59.080 for um again giving back to those in need during 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.240 this time. Sorr, I a pre shit it anytime. You 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:06.560 love you by again. I want to thank Michelle for 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.880 for for joining us on this week's episode and our 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:15.959 vanilla ship. All right now for the hoarders, I really 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.040 love this one because there's a clip going on around Twitter. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.520 I don't know if you guys saw it with the 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:23.720 Amazon guy saying dial does are not an essential priority? 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.280 Have you seen that? I have not, but I need 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.640 to Unless he is a gay man, I want to 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.560 know who he is to judge the essential matter of 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:36.880 a goddamn deal, dup, I can't agree. If we're telling 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:40.800 people to stay in the house. It is the delivery guy, 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:46.920 like he why is he looking inside my box? Maybe 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:51.160 he knows from the weight. Just sounds like I think 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:57.480 there ain't no no, no, no no. He on the order. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:01.880 Maybe he sees who it comes like the house. I 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:08.280 meant it was vibrating, That's what it was vibrating, because 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:12.800 I'll tell you now, I have King Noir's dildo. You 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:20.640 don't think it's a goddamn chair that's heavier there. I 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.040 don't know. I don't wonder how they know the way, 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.000 but I mean, I guess it's from the merchant and 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.200 or I think it has to do with the weight. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:28.800 I think they shake it around there like this is 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.480 a dick. Yeah for sure, it's like Christmas. They're like 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:37.040 what am I getting today? Yeah? Maybe he's just mad. 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.120 I would want to take like a little peek at 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.920 least into the home, like let's say you deliver the dildough. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:45.360 You know what I'm saying, As someone answered, are you okay? Granny? 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.679 Just like peeking like oh hey, like going on, what's 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:52.680 going on? What's up in here? My shift in until 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.480 you know nothing is going on in here, which is 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:57.520 why you need this. But the horror or for this 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.360 week is a great tip. I actually, um didn't know 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.800 much about this before, but the tip is for people 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.760 buying sex toys where a lot of us are masturbating 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.839 right now. It actually advises not to buy them off 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:13.080 of Amazon or unverified online retailers because they're not FDA 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.559 approved and non FDA approved sex toys. Sex toys have 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.240 been linked to causing cancer and infertility. Sex toys made 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:24.320 with jelly, like plastic sheets are made with phil athelite. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:28.240 I don't know those nasty chemicals whatever the fun they're 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.600 talking about in some water bottles, and you don't want 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:34.840 them eventually to seep into your system. Um. So I've 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.000 heard this thing with jelly for a long time not 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:38.920 being a safe sex toy to use because so much 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.760 bacteria sticks onto it and it's not as easy to clean, 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:43.560 and then even when you do clean it, a lot 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:47.080 of ship gets stuck onto it. Um. So yeah, please 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.080 just make sure that you are looking up what's in 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:50.920 those sex toys. I think like I'm the type of 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:54.760 person that's I sort by price low too high, and 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:59.160 that is how I shot. So if your post is 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.400 gonna get cancer and not be able to make babies, 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:04.120 I'm just saying you might want to think about it. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:07.560 Just look into the stuff that you're getting from online. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.200 Um yeah, I mean I never even thought about that. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.840 I mean even try you can try also just different um, 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.960 I guess materials. So I got a I have a 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:23.200 double sided glass dildough and I've been told that those 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:27.960 are actually really fun but also safe to use. Um, 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.920 they're easy to clean, but also there's um, you're able 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.760 to add temperatures to them. They take to temperature really well. 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.400 Something that you can put in your fridge or your 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:39.760 freezer and you can kind of make it cold to 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:45.720 give you a cold. I haven't done this. And the 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.200 ice cube thing are Our guest last week said that 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:52.960 she actually masturbated with ice cubes, so um yeah, like 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.520 actually adding those and and also if you even know 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.960 a lot of the condoms will tell you that they 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:02.160 have like warm sensations like adding different it's the sex 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.120 actually does. The glass though, is a big one, because 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:07.520 that's where people really like when they get it hot. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:11.280 Like I've noticed that likes and the good ones are 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:15.840 actual pyrex and so it's like medical grade. Yeah, silicone, 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.240 they say, is how you know you're getting the most 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.280 high grade sex toy, which is generally like the Womanizer 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.760 of the rabbit Ship like that. Um, but metal is 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:29.520 also on the list. I'm serious. But you got to 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:33.480 think about it like nipple rings, like metal will be fine. 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.040 I feel like metal will be more safer than glass classic. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.520 I mean, we talked about, um, what what was it called. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:42.920 I can't remember even the name of it, but I 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.280 talked about it when we had Lover's Coy Lover's Quarrel 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.880 on with Michelle Hope. Actually, um, it's where they were 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:57.360 sounding sounding six metal pieces down the p hole and 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.960 it's the past. Have any of you guys done sounding 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.200 that was my middle school years? I haven't done since 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:09.960 middle school that you were Wait, both of y'all were 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.600 sounding in middle school. I was in middle school. I 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:16.320 don't know how soon you started high school high school? 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:19.680 See y'all like talk about like your first experience or 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:22.840 how you went about starting sounding that young. I'm not 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:24.639 gonna lie. I thought this was like an older thing 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:30.960 to know. Um, I don't know, because like I first 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.359 got into like porn in middle schools eighth grade. The 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.040 sounding is too, by the way, vincent sounding is where 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:43.119 you insert something into your uretha. So, um, I didn't 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.119 really get a pleasure out of it. It was just 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:46.600 something I was like, Oh, I want to try, but 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.480 I didn't have the proper tools. So it was a 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:58.240 DS stylis. So stylis is kind of thick, isn't it. No, 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:02.359 not not a DS stylist. Okay, came in my s 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:14.040 from I mean, it's fine, you know this wasn't the 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:18.720 one I used. If you guys are just as like 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:20.800 I mean, I wouldn't. I was like, what the is 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:26.720 the stylist? So stylus actually y l us like from 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:28.440 a black I don't. I don't care about how you 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:30.520 spell it. But it's actually like what you used to, like, 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:37.160 um write, like on an iPad or umpire. For sure, 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:40.280 you stuck one of those in your God damn your threat, 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.280 your psycho. It was. It was. It was an experience, 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:47.960 not even clean though you clean it middle school middle 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:53.120 school clean. But to til the tail, Dan, what did 0:18:53.200 --> 0:18:57.159 you put in what you put in your dick? I 0:18:57.280 --> 0:19:00.639 actually wins and God sounds uh through the powers of 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:07.960 the internet. Okay, you classed it up and so really 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.960 did you did you do the sounding or did you receive? Yeah, 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:14.680 this this was solo. It was so low. So me 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:19.320 to myself, did you enjoy something that you also saw 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:24.080 in porn? It is porn? Was how I learned about 0:19:24.160 --> 0:19:27.920 it and found out it's a thing. And I mean, 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:32.480 it was definitely an interesting sensation. And really that's a 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.600 lot of from what I from discussing it with other 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:38.920 people into it. Yeah, there, it's just to get a 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:44.000 different sensation. And really, you once it's in, you let 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:50.920 it fall in. There's lube, there's lub because well that 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:55.119 would hurt. I didn't know, so you did it without 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:59.200 loub correct. So it's like like I was gonna like 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:01.679 he's a he says, it was like an interesting sensation. 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:05.800 I was like, damn, it burned for me. Like, let 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:07.520 me just tell you what's so funny. You're talking about 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.159 a Nintendo DS style, is right? Yes, for those of 0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:13.040 you who can't see, and obviously none because I on zoom. 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:15.480 There's a bunch of video games attached to his wall 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:19.600 and some in the corner, and I'm just like, oh 0:20:19.760 --> 0:20:22.600 my god. The next time someone tells me there into 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:24.399 me in the game and I'll be like, wow, you 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:32.000 stuck your style. Oh gosh, that was great. Actually that 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:39.040 was hilarious, not as interesting. Um, So I found two 0:20:39.200 --> 0:20:41.400 that I really like because we're all stuck in the house, 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:45.760 so like, fucking um. The average person has sex a 0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:48.840 hundred and three times a year, and I'm curious to know. 0:20:49.000 --> 0:20:51.359 That's a statistic from the Woman's Day survey in two 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:53.800 thousand eleven. Um, they hadn't had like one with a 0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:57.720 larger survey group since. But then it says Americans spend 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:01.960 fifty seven minutes per week having sex from direks and 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:05.080 that's fourteen minutes below the global average. I cannot wait 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:07.520 to see how this goes up when this is over 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:12.920 afterwards too. Oh my god, God, there were be bitches 0:21:12.960 --> 0:21:16.480 out here named Corvid like no, okay, there's a baby 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:25.400 in in India. I think twins, twins, Yeah, I think 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:29.320 I think this is interesting. I mean yeah, I mean 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:35.719 if we're including masturbation, then yeah. If masturbation is in there, 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:38.800 then absolutely. Um. I can see this going up because 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:41.879 it takes me about seventeen minutes to orgasm when I 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:44.199 do it. Although I skipped a day the other day 0:21:44.240 --> 0:21:47.320 because I realized I was getting a little numb. Okay, 0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:49.680 my toy is not working. So I was I self 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:53.280 discipline myself and decided not to play with myself for 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:58.560 one night, and so the next day I did add 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.520 I was like, bitch, you're not gonna masturbate. You're just 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:05.480 gonna go to sleep. So I made sure I was 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.920 watching TV until I started crying to like to know 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:10.919 that I was really really tired, like you know when 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:17.560 your eyes get water and yeah, I was like okay. 0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:19.399 I was like, okay, bitch, this is gonna be easier 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:22.080 for you to fall asleep because you're really tired. Um. 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:25.159 But the next day that I masturbated, because I like 0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:27.800 held out the day before, I was able to come 0:22:27.840 --> 0:22:32.480 in like two minutes and fifty two seconds. And you 0:22:32.560 --> 0:22:34.080 know the reason I know that that's how long the 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:41.720 video I literally, well, well, normally, I um I filter 0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:44.920 because I want ten minutes plus. In the porns that 0:22:45.000 --> 0:22:47.760 I watched, I don't like short videos, but this specific 0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:50.199 one looked really good and so it was less than 0:22:50.320 --> 0:22:53.280 three minutes and that's literally I only had to watch 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:54.960 it once and I came and it was just a 0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:57.200 really good video. I even saved it in my notes. No, 0:22:57.359 --> 0:22:58.760 for sure, there are those videos out there. I have 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:01.280 this book I even save in my notes, Mandy, is 0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:05.520 there not a bookmark option on your phone? Not a book? 0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:08.320 I'm not a book marking the porn. So I literally 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:11.639 have like a ton of different notes in in my 0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:14.120 notes section on my phone that literally just has mad 0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:17.040 porn links. And those are really good ones that actually, 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.840 you know, you know, you know, maybe I'll share with 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:26.119 you guys. Um. I actually found a lot of pegging 0:23:26.560 --> 0:23:30.840 videos and they're actually and specifically for for our listeners. 0:23:31.080 --> 0:23:34.120 They are with black men and it's just so good. 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:38.360 There's actually one um that agreed to come on our 0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:42.440 show once this coronavirus is over. I posted it on 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.320 my page. He has a pegging video with a whole 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:46.639 bunch of sprinkles on the desk. But his name is 0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:50.320 Mr Carlyle. I'm gonna post them on Patreon. Oh my god. 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:54.280 He's like he has dreads, he's tatted, he looks super masculine, 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:58.800 and he'd be been in overtaking. So good. It's he's 0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:02.360 not taken Dick. He's taken strap. He's taken the dick 0:24:02.480 --> 0:24:05.680 strap whole, same bitch. He's taking it good, So why 0:24:05.720 --> 0:24:09.720 I can't call it a dick. I'll be telling niggas 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:11.480 you're gonna take this dick. I talked to them like 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:15.280 that with my strap, like you got it's my dick. 0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:22.040 You like how big my dick? You shape? Take this cube. 0:24:26.760 --> 0:24:29.880 I do want to ask you guys, as just while 0:24:29.880 --> 0:24:32.760 we're getting into this public, can you, guys, everyone in 0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:35.760 the room and it's five of us, talk about the 0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:39.280