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Speaker 1: number six? How can I help you? Hi? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was hoping to speak with a manager. This is John.

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Speaker 1: I'm the manager. Okay, perfect John, Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to call and tell you that I was

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Speaker 1: in your establishment last night and I did have a

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Speaker 1: wonderful time. Oh that's great. Yeah. You know a lot

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Speaker 1: of people don't call it a give us positive feedback

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Speaker 1: like that, so I really appreciate you calling. No problem. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the food was incredible, dining was incredible, all that great,

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Speaker 1: great place. But I do have a little bit of

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Speaker 1: an issue. Oh, that has nothing to do with your service.

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Speaker 1: I did lose something while I was there, and I

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Speaker 1: was hoping you can tell me if anybody reported it found. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have a lost and found. I can definitely check

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Speaker 1: on that for you. Would you lose well, I accidentally

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Speaker 1: left my emotional support tarantula there what emotional support tarantula?

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Speaker 1: I put him in my pocket during dinner time and

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Speaker 1: then when I left the restaurant, I checked and he

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Speaker 1: wasn't there anymore. So I'm pretty worried that he's scared

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Speaker 1: and alone in there. Did you say your emotional support tarantula? Yep,

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Speaker 1: she's a trained emotional support tarantula of the certificate to

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Speaker 1: prove it. Her name is Gretchen. If you if you

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Speaker 1: haven't found her, you could probably try calling out Gretchen.

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Speaker 1: She does come to her name. Please tell me this

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Speaker 1: show this can't be around. No, not at all. Is

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Speaker 1: there a problem? Yes, this is a huge problem. You

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Speaker 1: just told me there's a giant fighter wandering around my restaurant,

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Speaker 1: and I had no idea until you just fall. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you haven't found her, no one seen her. Here's

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Speaker 1: some advice if you're looking for she can jump very far.

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Speaker 1: And if you're wondering if she has venomous yes she is,

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Speaker 1: but she's never been anybody though. I've never seen her

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Speaker 1: bite anybody other than like the rats and things that

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Speaker 1: she kills when I feed her. But other than that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: how big is a freaking spider? I mean she she's

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Speaker 1: pretty big, you know where. If you saw her, she'll

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Speaker 1: definitely look a lot different than any other spiders you

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Speaker 1: got rolling around in there. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to tell the staff. Yeah, you might want to

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Speaker 1: let him know she can pounce up to five feet,

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Speaker 1: but yes, do you have any idea what you're telling me?

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Speaker 1: There's an emotional support tarantula? Yea jumps on people just

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Speaker 1: running around my restaurant. And I'm just supposed to call

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Speaker 1: you if I find it instead of squishing it or

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Speaker 1: animal control. Oh my, oh my goodness, why aren't you

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Speaker 1: freaking out? I'm no one freaking out. Squish my emotional

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Speaker 1: support tarantula. If you do that, I will sue you.

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Speaker 1: You can't sue me because you let your emotional support

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Speaker 1: tarantula loose in a restaurant. Oh I'm sure I could.

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Speaker 1: That is an emotional support animal. And if you harm

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Speaker 1: her or any of her babies, I don't know who'll.

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Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. I will find the right person.

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Speaker 1: What right, there's babies? What do you mean? Babies? Not yet?

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Speaker 1: But she is pregnant and I'm hoping to find her

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Speaker 1: before she lays egg. Oh my god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I know that's what I'm saying. You just said that

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Speaker 1: you would squish a pregnant emotional support tarantula. How do

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Speaker 1: you feel you would have killed her and five hundreds

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Speaker 1: to a thousand of her babies? Depending on how big

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Speaker 1: babies you're saying, that could be a thousand. I know restaurant,

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Speaker 1: isn't that you? Yes, a thousand little gretchens. I can't wait, No,

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Speaker 1: this is this cannot happen. I am dinner service starting

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Speaker 1: in twenty minute. Oh I need to call animal control

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Speaker 1: or something stuck. Okay, well, don't do that yet, because

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. And your voice is

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Speaker 1: getting really high. Yes, and your voice is even higher now.

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh yeah, your coworker

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Speaker 1: Liz set you up. She told me that you've been

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Speaker 1: dealing with some strange customer requests recently and wanted to

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Speaker 1: freak you out. You just called on my restaurant and

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Speaker 1: told me that there's a giant tarantula running around. Mama.

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Speaker 1: That's that's me. Well, it's support animal and she's got

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Speaker 1: a great smile if you can just look past the fangs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was the number six phone tap

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Speaker 1: of twenty nineteen.