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Speaker 2: I mean this is when I was.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you know, I'm an asshole. I told her.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it didn't get fired from that job.

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Speaker 2: I told her, I said, don't worry. This requires book.

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Speaker 4: You're taking handshots at weight watchers. That's crazy.

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Speaker 5: She's that one.

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Speaker 6: You just let that one roll off your shoulders.

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Speaker 2: Damn we ain't go ahead.

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Speaker 4: That fuck bitch, God damn.

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Speaker 3: Government bears are racist. The layer flows the money turkey stuff.

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Speaker 4: I can't tell me whoa Jimmy bo boo, Jimmy bo boo,

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Speaker 4: jibbity bo boom, Jimmy wo Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles.

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Speaker 4: The line to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 6: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 6: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 4: And we finally worked to prove that international Black Love

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Speaker 4: Day was not founded on February thirteenth as a spiritual

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Speaker 4: partner to Valentine's Day, but in fact as a way

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Speaker 4: to double tax the black man again. Stay warmed, Brothers

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Speaker 4: and sisters, Stay woman. My name is Dave. I'm like

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Speaker 4: Saint Carrman, and I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 6: I I will admit I didn't know anything about International

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Speaker 6: Black Love Day until right this second.

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Speaker 4: Is that a holiday motherfuckers are participating in since nineteen

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Speaker 4: ninety three? Baby WHOA? I had no idea on February thirteenth,

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Speaker 4: which is diabolical. It feels like they're trying to trying

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Speaker 6: Yeah, saw the day before Valentine's Day. Theoretically, I am

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Speaker 6: meant to give my black lover a different gift instead,

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Speaker 6: And that's what does that do? How is that black

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh cool, cool. I didn't go too

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Speaker 4: deep into it. I didn't go It's a day's it's

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Speaker 4: marketed as a day of celebration, reconciliation, and atonement that

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Speaker 7: That's a lot of apologizing, I'll say a lot of

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Speaker 7: It's a lot of please, baby, baby, Please, don't make

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Speaker 7: it up to you on Valentine's Day. I swear to God,

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna do right by you this year.

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Speaker 2: Time.

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Speaker 6: Well, I I pray that our listeners, that the low

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Speaker 6: Mama's out there are enjoying their International Black Love Day.

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Speaker 6: In preparing, I hope you're you're buying all of your

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Speaker 6: items early because those International Black Love Day sales are

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Speaker 6: gonna come up fast, and you're gonna want, uh those

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Speaker 4: I think that's fair to say you're gonna want to

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Speaker 4: hit that Sheen International Black Love Day sale, that.

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Speaker 6: Fine Sheen quality material. Our guest today, our guest today.

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Speaker 6: I wonder if she's participating in the International Black Love Day.

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Speaker 6: She made a point to tell us that she's single,

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Speaker 6: and she's out in these streets, and any of our

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Speaker 4: Immediately worry about it. I don't worry about what you saying.

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Speaker 4: Did you know what I'm her right away? She just

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Speaker 4: wants the.

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Speaker 2: Contact, you know, That's all.

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Speaker 6: She's a She's an amazing comedian, a person I've known

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Speaker 4: It's been it's been.

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Speaker 6: it up for Ayana, dookie.

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Speaker 2: Hello, So is it she or she In? I thought

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Speaker 2: it was she In?

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Speaker 4: Oh I do. We haven't done that research.

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Speaker 2: Was wondering if I was saying it incorrectly this whole time.

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Speaker 4: If it's not spelled it straightforward, is fashion nova? I

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Speaker 6: Oh interesting that the fifteenth is your obviously your second

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Speaker 4: Right space, yea space, because you just did your due

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Speaker 6: Now, maybe this International Black Love Day that we're all

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Speaker 6: Do I'm saying it's creating space to at least make

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing. Therapy language is amazing because you can

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Speaker 6: They should never gave you niggas, doctor Phil never gave.

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Speaker 1: It was the original one. Who is you know, fixed

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard a lot of people do bad behind

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Speaker 2: A new one though. Right now. Everybody's working on the detachment.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody has somebody hit you with that as of late,

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, the whole thing about manifesting. You know,

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Speaker 2: Really want it. But I want it, but I don't

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Speaker 4: See that's where I get hung up on these types

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a fair point. I think the manifestation

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Speaker 4: But also it could be dumb. You've seen a platypus

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Speaker 6: I have seen a platypus and not as impressive as

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Speaker 1: Real small, how bare chipmunks are. But I think that's

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Speaker 1: I just thought it was like a premature chipmunk.

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Speaker 6: Listen, that's the buffet chipmunk they got.

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Speaker 4: That was Jack Simon was so tall. I mean, that's

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Speaker 6: I think at some point they were plugging them chipmunks

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Speaker 4: Right, who's getting paid for all those concerts? They didn't

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Speaker 2: That's true. In Brittaney.

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Speaker 6: Good for you for knowing the lady Chipmunk's names. And

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Speaker 4: I never bothered.

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Speaker 6: Them bitches, I didn't give a fuck.

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Speaker 2: They had a whole career.

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Speaker 4: They were too, but they don't have a Caitlin Clark.

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Speaker 4: To be fair, Now, if we're drawing the comparison, I.

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Speaker 4: You don't even remember?

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Speaker 2: You are talking about me.

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Speaker 1: I remember two out of three. I think that's pretty

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Speaker 6: They're not memorizing these these these girls were old bitch names,

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Speaker 6: It's a child. Why would you name that child Chipmunk Eleanor.

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Speaker 2: I just I just feel like we need to look

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Speaker 6: I'm never gonna do it. My guess is rock Sanne.

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Speaker 6: I'm drawing a line in the scene. I'm not going

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Speaker 4: So that was the smartest. I know, that was the smartest.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Eleanor was the smart one. Jeanette was

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's always a fat one who goes with the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so they were, you know, they were loving each other.

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Speaker 4: Well, we can't. We can't talk girl chipmunks all day.

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Speaker 4: We we came.

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Speaker 6: You came with a conspiracy. I'm very excited about. I

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Speaker 6: feel like it's one that we've sort of circled UH

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Speaker 6: in a general sense in the past, but we've never

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Speaker 6: done any version of a deep dive, and certainly not

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Speaker 6: with any of the specificities you came with. But you said,

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Speaker 6: my mama told me McDonald's fries caused young girls to

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Speaker 2: Specifically the French fries.

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Speaker 6: Specifically, I didn't know any guy down to like your

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it was our you met between my parents.

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Speaker 2: My parents are divorced, and.

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Speaker 4: Is this what broke them up?

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Speaker 6: Because that's that's terrible.

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Speaker 4: Don't take her to McDonald's. No, morning junior high school.

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Speaker 4: We can't have it. I'm not ready killing our family.

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Speaker 2: Now she's getting picked. But it's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: it was my dad who argued with my mom, saying

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, must be a time in a father's life.

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Speaker 2: Goddamn French fries.

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Speaker 4: I do probably see the coming and he's like, no, no, no, yeah,

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Speaker 6: It's just like it's not it's not right, and you

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Speaker 6: if I think McDonald's French fries are somehow making these

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Speaker 4: Baby.

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Speaker 6: It's no more French fries than this house. Until I

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous, my dad said with a straight face.

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Speaker 1: He was like, the reason why your chest has gotten

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Speaker 2: From McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: And I was already self conscious because when I was ten,

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Speaker 2: I was like a bee cup at ten years old.

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Speaker 4: No, the titties came from him, and that's probably that

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Speaker 6: At that's that's gotta be hard where you go like, damn,

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Speaker 6: I gave my daughter big titties. That that is completely

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Speaker 4: Not murse. It's not I have not a curse.

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Speaker 6: It's not a curse. But but it's not a gift.

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Speaker 6: I think a father intends to give.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: You never see men with big hips. I always feel

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Speaker 4: Moms feel that same way. Where are their moms, like,

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Speaker 4: stop feeding my boy? My boy, it's too damn curvacious.

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Speaker 4: I can see that thing from the front. Look at

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Speaker 4: It's making me sick.

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Speaker 2: Before this podcast.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I really I really never thought about that before,

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Speaker 6: Right, well, yeah, I think I think maybe it should

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Speaker 6: you are constantly recognizing both the gifts and the quote

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Speaker 6: some of it comes in like mental health, some of

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Speaker 6: it comes in fucking dietary restrictions and shit, and then

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Speaker 6: some of it's just damn I made a thick ass

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Speaker 6: sun And I don't know what to do with that feeling.

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Speaker 6: I think I think my mom's saw I think she

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Speaker 6: was like, that's my mom's body. Fuck get him football,

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Speaker 6: Get them in football, get them in football.

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Speaker 2: But are you saying you have you have pronounced tips.

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Speaker 4: I'm seeing My grandma was big, my auntie was big,

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Speaker 4: and I'm big in the same way, but the other

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's as like I don't know why

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Speaker 4: Okank you for qualifying it, which you were like, I'm

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Speaker 4: an ally, I've done my part. Yeah, I served my nickel.

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Speaker 4: I support, I support, but.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you would gain weight, like his boots was

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's a verse on my issue. I gained

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Speaker 4: You and I want I don't want this to sound crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'm just asking for clarification. Yeah, are you saying that

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not has has and respectfully enormous titties.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Like like that, we're deep in the alphabet at

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Speaker 4: my mom's sous. Sometimes you say some shit and it

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Speaker 4: like continues to build your origin story in my hand.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why that. Man.

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Speaker 6: Look, man, it's a lot going on over here.

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Speaker 4: I know it. I know it. I know it, and

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Speaker 4: I appreciate the adversity, the concrete that you eventually bloom from.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's you know, as a man, I feel

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Speaker 4: And my mom got big tittes too. I'm not trying

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Speaker 2: How do How does it make you feel like it was?

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Speaker 3: It?

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Speaker 4: Maybe have to fight some battles in junior high school.

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Speaker 6: Honestly, my mom's big titties never played like a major

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Speaker 6: But I think what it does is it creates this

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Speaker 4: Right and then because the bad guys, when your mom

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Speaker 4: least some level of what he's there for, and that

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Speaker 1: So interesting as a woman because I was raised by

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Speaker 2: And lighting up, and I was like, damn. And my

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Speaker 6: She came out and I was like, showing a tie,

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Speaker 4: This is fucked.

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Speaker 2: She was like, I'm taking you to a law firm's

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Speaker 4: That does sound nice. Yeah, yeah, this is fun. So

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Speaker 4: your dad comes see you and he tells you. I

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Speaker 6: That was really that's really nice right at the end

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Speaker 6: of him to be like, it's your mama's fault. But

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Speaker 6: any point believe him? Are you entertaining this or you like,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna eat what I want. It don't matter.

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Speaker 1: So my dad has like a history of I think

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it with that little motherfucker. And I

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Speaker 2: Yeah fast, I was trying to be polite about it. No,

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Speaker 1: He's twenty years younger than me. I got ship to

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Speaker 1: just like, where is this conversation going?

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Speaker 4: He had a sex talk with you?

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Speaker 1: There's no sex talk, Like, none of my parents ever

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Speaker 2: I get it. That was my sex talk. Wow, that

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Speaker 1: About sex or sexuality or your body, even when I

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Speaker 2: As opposed to assessing the situation that's happening.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, I got the French fry titty exactly, so I

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Speaker 2: So it was a hard time.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was rough. So I'm my last name. We'd

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know. So I can't jump

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Speaker 1: But in my mom's mind, yeah, in her mind, this

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Speaker 1: is just as bad with sex talk. I don't know

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Speaker 2: Your mom's a scorpio.

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Speaker 1: And you know you have to be very careful that

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Speaker 1: I know you're going to be very sexual.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is where. Then he starts naming

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Speaker 1: Unless see Drake, just giving me his reference on scorpios

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Speaker 6: As far as sex conversations with a dad? That's pretty

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Speaker 4: Really stuff, did your dad get you one? My dad?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, one time, because I I was, I like

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Speaker 4: This was with my mom.

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Speaker 6: My dad would never go to church, but my mom.

444
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 6: I was like, yo, I want to go to church.

445
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 6: I want us to, like because all my friends went

446
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 6: to church. I was like, no, it's community there, it's important.

447
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 6: I want to learn about that time where you are.

448
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 6: I think I was like twelve or thirteen that I

449
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 6: started making our family go to church, and then like

450
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 6: was super into it was like going twice a week

451
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 6: and shit Bible studies. Yeah, I was like before puberty,

452
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 6: before puberty, right, It was like as puberty was building

453
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Speaker 6: kind of thing. It was right before but puberty was

454
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Speaker 6: locking in. And then I remember like being at church

455
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 6: enough that I had kind of built this identity of

456
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 6: like I am a church kid, this is who I

457
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,719
Speaker 6: want to be. And going to my dad, we were

458
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 6: we were also riding on the expressway, the two ninety expressway.

459
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 6: I don't remember where we were going to Chicago. I

460
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 6: remember looking at my dad and saying, I'm gonna save

461
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 6: myself until marriage. And then my dad, who is a

462
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 6: pretty stoic guy, doesn't often offer a lot as far

463
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 6: as like, you know, heavy conversation.

464
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 4: Uh he thought. He took a breath and he said,

465
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 4: oh why.

466
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 6: And I swear to God that next week I was like,

467
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 6: what am I doing? What if the man ain't gonna

468
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 6: respect me? I don't even know that I should keep

469
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 6: doing this.

470
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 4: This is silly. Maybe I should be getting busy. And

471
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 4: then I started trying to get busy. Also, them hormones hit.

472
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if you could, you would, you could

473
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 4: have kept that plate spinning. Yeah, but I think maybe,

474
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 4: uh why literally launched me into puberty? It was it

475
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: was that night. It was the McDonald's free rise.

476
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: I knew you woke up that next morning like what

477
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: happened in my chores?

478
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 4: Is anybody else's balls heavier? Mine feel heavier.

479
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Speaker 2: I can't imagine how awkward it is for a parent.

480
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you have a kid like that conversation is

481
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: just I mean, I don't know if it's I don't

482
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: know if the mom should have the conversation with a

483
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: daughter or if it's ever appropriate for a dad.

484
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, if it's just a single dad, there's

485
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,199
Speaker 2: no choice.

486
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 4: I mean, but I just I don't I had a

487
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 4: single mom and I we had We danced around it

488
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 4: like once, and I cried because I was like six,

489
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 4: and you don't want to talk about sex with your mom.

490
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 4: We I remember also in the car, I don't remember

491
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 4: where we were going. It was like I was like

492
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 4: I think I was home sick from school or something,

493
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 4: and she was driving me somewhere and Sexual Healing came

494
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 4: on the radio, and she turned down the radio and

495
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 4: she was like, David, do you know what sex is?

496
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 4: And I just started trying. And then that kick let

497
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 4: me Marvin tell you that kick, that kick the bucket.

498
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 4: I had to talk about that ship. We still don't

499
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 4: talk about it. WHOA Yeah, but I was too young.

500
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 4: That's why she was like, you fucking weirdo.

501
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 2: Did you know what sex was?

502
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 4: Then? I knew No. I think I still thought it

503
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,959
Speaker 4: was like getting naked and kissing. You know how how

504
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 4: little kids they understand that, Like there's like like a

505
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 4: ritual to it, but I didn't quite understand. I don't

506
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 4: think I knew about the penetration until I saw, you know,

507
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 4: like a Penthouse magazine, probably within.

508
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 8: The next two three years of that two three years

509
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 8: of six, I was an apartment kid. You guys never

510
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 8: knew like older, did you had like a borno or

511
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 8: anything like that.

512
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: I guess maybe as a girl, I just did not

513
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: necessarily have the same access.

514
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I saw some I saw some ship early

515
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 6: and you go back and you're like, how terrible are

516
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 6: people those kids were?

517
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 4: That's the problem is that was at risk youth that

518
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 4: she was showing.

519
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 6: It's crazy the type of little boys that will show

520
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 6: you something just because it's the only way that they can,

521
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 6: I guess stuff the feelings down.

522
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 4: It's bro I remember hanging out with this girl in

523
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: our stairwell, probably like fifth grade, and we were hanging

524
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 4: out with this bad kid. His name was BJ, and

525
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 4: she was like her mom wasn't home, and she was

526
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 4: like she went in the house and he was like,

527
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 4: I remember it so specifically. He was like, she about

528
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 4: to give you some draws, go in there, and I

529
00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 4: was I got so scared, and he was like, don't

530
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 4: be a poo and I didn't go in there. But like, now,

531
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 4: in hindsight, you're like that kid, he needed a parent.

532
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was always everybody.

533
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, as a kid, you do think you're just like

534
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 4: you're just like, oh, it's weird. It's weird over there,

535
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 4: weird guy.

536
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 6: We we need to take a break, but when we

537
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Speaker 6: come back, we're going to actually talk about this conspiracy

538
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Speaker 6: because I feel like we haven't even dived that far

539
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Speaker 6: into it. But but that's okay, because that's the nature

540
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 6: of this goofy fucking podcast. And we're so happy you're here.

541
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Speaker 6: So we're gonna take a break. We'll come back with

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Speaker 4: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

555
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Speaker 4: a good meet and greet. Bro Let's be clear. I'll

556
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Speaker 4: take a weird picture with you for free. Give him

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558
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Speaker 4: Douki discussing all manners of young sex and development and

559
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: whether or not French fries give you some big ass titties.

560
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Speaker 6: Now, now, this is the question I had as it

561
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 6: relates to those those French fries are when when you

562
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 6: say it's causing early development, are we strictly focusing on

563
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 6: titties or is it like development in all forms? It's

564
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 6: strictly titties.

565
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: Just titties. There was no emotional there was no hips.

566
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 2: Maybe you had hips, but I don't. I don't think

567
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 2: the hips were the problem.

568
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 4: The hips were on your boyfriend and you hated him

569
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 4: for it. You resented that that box.

570
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: Why are you current better than me? But no, just

571
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: the titties, just just that the French fries is not

572
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: just McDonald's. McDonald's French fries were contributing to early development

573
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: of me and my sister's titties.

574
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Speaker 4: So I think that's really interesting because I when when

575
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 4: I saw that you had said this, I was thinking

576
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 4: back and it's it's really it's nice to have this

577
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 4: discussion with good people because I've heard this come up

578
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 4: and it's always the most unsavory type of dudes, you

579
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying. It's like, that's why this is

580
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 4: never a conversation I've ever wanted to get in, because

581
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 4: it's usually comes from a bad place. But it is

582
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 4: always titties. And it's like I've heard it from milk,

583
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 4: from from like hormones and food, like all kinds of shit,

584
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 4: but it is yeah, but it is always it's always titties,

585
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 4: and it's always this idea. It's always this sentiment of like,

586
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 4: you see how big these girls titties are these days,

587
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 4: and it's like, I feel like I wasn't around in

588
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 4: the seventies. Look, I don't know, but it feels like

589
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 4: there were always people with big titties, Like I don't,

590
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 4: I don't, but maybe titties have gotten big er. I

591
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 4: don't know.

592
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, study is there studies that if like women's titties

593
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: over there.

594
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 4: I know my own personal research and the results are inconclusive.

595
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Speaker 1: What I think though, I don't know if you guys

596
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: have ever had this experience where you like, look at

597
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: like college.

598
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 2: Kids now and you're like, I don't feel like look

599
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: that young when I was in college.

600
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. I feel that way. I feel that

601
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 4: way with high schoolers as well. Yeah.

602
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: It's like you look at them and you're like, there's

603
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Speaker 1: no way, if possible, this is what I was looking

604
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: like at sixteen, seventeen years old. But sometimes I look

605
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: at these kids now and they seem so much older

606
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: because the girls are always wearing the eyelashes and the

607
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: make like I just don't remember having all the nails

608
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: and the eyelashes and all the makeup and the hair

609
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: and those. I feel like when I was that age,

610
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: I was more I don't want to say natural. I

611
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: just I felt like I was sixteen years old.

612
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's interesting. I yeah, I feel like with young

613
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 6: men certainly, like there's been so much, so many advancements

614
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 6: and like how to make a big buff person?

615
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

616
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 6: That like athletics and fucking working out and being in

617
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 6: shape has just advanced over time, which is why Lebron

618
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 6: looks like Lebron and Bob Coozy looked like fucking Bob Coozy.

619
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 6: Like there is a part of me that sees like

620
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 6: these young dudes with big fucking NBA shoulders already, and

621
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 6: you're like, god, damn, is that is that a change

622
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 6: in like our you know, our eating that's turning it

623
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 6: that way? Or is that just the advancements of technology

624
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 6: and you know, exercise and shit.

625
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 4: I mean, I will say there were always boys who

626
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 4: looked like men, but in a different way than it

627
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 4: is now. Does that make sense? Like I feel like

628
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 4: when I was younger, the boys who looked like men

629
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 4: were like it wasn't because they were crazy buff, it

630
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 4: was just because this kid got a full beard and

631
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 4: hairy ass legs in the seventh grade. He looks like

632
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 4: a construction worker, you know. Yeah, Like that's how the

633
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 4: men look, the older boys. And now it's like you

634
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 4: see these kids and it looked like fitness influencers and

635
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 4: they're fifteen years old.

636
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, Now it's just a different You're right, it's a

637
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 6: it's a different vibe.

638
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 4: Than it used to be, for.

639
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: Sure, But we have gotten as a human species, we

640
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: have gotten bigger over the years, because I think about

641
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: whenever I go to like, you know, you're traveling and

642
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: you go some place that has ruins or something with

643
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: some old, old old something, and everything's just smaller. The

644
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: doorways are smaller, everything is shorter, not just like wide.

645
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: Wise as far as like our weight, but everything. It

646
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: seems like in the medieval times we just were not

647
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: as tall.

648
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 4: So maybe there's that, But I mean I went to

649
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 4: the coliseum and all I could think was, I bet

650
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 4: they had tiny titties. Wait, these Italians weren't on ship.

651
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, no cave drawings of women that look like Kim Whitley,

652
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.

653
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 4: It was so specifically no if you're of our age though,

654
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 4: if you're if you're a black man of our age.

655
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 4: That she she struck a chord.

656
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Speaker 6: She yes, those studies meant a lot to me.

657
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 4: It was a big deal for a long big deal.

658
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 2: Really, Okay, that is new to me. I didn't realize

659
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: that she was like the you know, the arbiter of

660
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 2: t Teas.

661
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 6: Oh no, she breathed the generation like, yeah, I would

662
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 6: say We've talked about her a few times on this podcast.

663
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 6: We don't believe that she's ever fully gotten her flowers.

664
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 6: That like the generation after generation have treated her because

665
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 6: of how funny she is and how phenomenally talented she is,

666
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 6: she has tricked a lot of people into pretending like

667
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 6: she's ugly, and that is one of the baddest bitches

668
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 6: on the planet.

669
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody actively fine. I think they tried to play

670
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 4: her in Next Friday, which was really the ultimate, right, Yeah,

671
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 4: like that was the one because that probably came out

672
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 4: when I was like fourteen or thirteen or something like that.

673
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 4: And even in the video, they tried to make it

674
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 4: they're in the movie, they tried to make it seem

675
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 4: like it was this crazy thing. I was like, you

676
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 4: need to get over there, Yeah, what are you doing?

677
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 4: That's interesting As as.

678
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: A woman in comedy, it's I will say that there

679
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: is this line that I don't think it's like this

680
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: that much anymore, but when I first started, where it's like,

681
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: if you're going to be telling jokes, you got to

682
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 1: throw out every level of I don't want to say femininity,

683
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: but that has to be muted. That really has to

684
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: be put a lid on it, just cover it. And

685
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: now I don't feel like as a woman so much.

686
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of us are leaning into like,

687
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: yeah I'm hot too, and yeah probably I think do.

688
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 4: You think that's because everyone's titties are bigger now?

689
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: Personally? When I first started, when I first started.

690
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: Comedy, I was I was totally cover them up, really yeah,

691
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: and directly from guys or just you know, no one's

692
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: go listen to you on stage. Look, I know I

693
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: still don't bring my titties out on stage. I'm still

694
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: pretty conservative about them.

695
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 2: I think I can.

696
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 6: I just say I hate what men made comedy. It

697
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 6: really makes me angry that we would tell a bunch

698
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 6: of women to cover up titties because we're so insecure

699
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 6: about what comedy can be.

700
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 4: Because there's a bunch of dudes. You don't like women, bro,

701
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 4: it's because they don't like like you.

702
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 6: And I love titties and if they can be combined,

703
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 6: why why would I stop that?

704
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 4: It's called steak and shake, like you could have to,

705
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 4: but you don't. Crazy. It is it's it's it's it's

706
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 4: it's like, it's yeah, it's awful.

707
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: It's really you know what tonight after this conversation, my

708
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 1: shows tonight, I'm bringing out the titties.

709
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: That you guys have empowered me.

710
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 6: We started this listen, when Bory and I first sat down,

711
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 6: we said, how can we get these ladies to pull

712
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 6: their titties out? How can we make them but but

713
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 6: not in a in a in a voyeuristic kind of way.

714
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 6: How can we empower them to pull forward.

715
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 4: To the Yeah, that's all we care about.

716
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 2: I feel I feel empowered.

717
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 4: I feel.

718
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I have developed that inner knowing

719
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: and confidence that I'm going to make space on stage

720
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: for my titties.

721
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 4: Thank god, we did it.

722
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 2: Thanks guys. I appreciate you guys so much. Is this

723
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,439
Speaker 2: has been great.

724
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 6: Let me let me tell you a few things that

725
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 6: I found, and I'm curious to hear your thoughts on

726
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 6: these things. Number one, one of the things I found

727
00:40:55,719 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 6: is that it is true that fast food specific does

728
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 6: affect our hormones, right, that like it has a direct

729
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 6: effect on our hormones. Basically, our body produces two hundred

730
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 6: hormones that all play this role in how we develop

731
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 6: and function, and that by adding in a bunch of

732
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 6: junk food, allah, these fats and grease and fucking sugars

733
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 6: and shit. You basically are putting stress. These unhealthy fats

734
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 6: put a stress on your adrenal glands and alter the

735
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 6: bacteria in your gut and basically influences the way that

736
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 6: your body is able to regulate the hormones that exist. Right,

737
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 6: So like theoretically that there is a logic to by

738
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 6: eating fast food, you are changing the way that your

739
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 6: body develops Allah getting bigger and subsequently getting bigger breasts

740
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 6: because of it.

741
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so there is truth to what he said.

742
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 4: Now there is true. How direct is the corel? How

743
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 4: direct is that line? Though? Is my question?

744
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 6: Well, that's the thing. Nothing in anything I've read it

745
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 6: has been like, Now, the French fries.

746
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,280
Speaker 1: Specifically McDonald's french fries, that's where you're gonna get them titties.

747
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: Burgc wasn't the problem. It wasn't or friendlies.

748
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 6: It's not McDonald's. It's not McDonald's french fries specifically. It

749
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 6: certainly isn't like french fries. Hit the titties chicken nuggets,

750
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 6: that's where you get that thid meat and burger.

751
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 4: That was my question. More is like, is it a

752
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 4: direct correlation to brest size as much as it is

753
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 4: overall development.

754
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 6: Right, And one of the things that I also read

755
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 6: is that to the point you were asking about the

756
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 6: changes in development, historically, we have shifted way earlier for

757
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 6: most women going through puberty. That basically in like the

758
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 6: early nineteenth century, twentieth century. Rather uh, in early nineteen

759
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 6: hundreds they were averaging around sixteen or seventeen, whereas now

760
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 6: women I think on average or closer to twelve or

761
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 6: thirteen if I'm remembering correctly.

762
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because I got my I got my

763
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: period when I was twelve twelve, and I was like

764
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 1: the latest in my class.

765
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: People look at me like I was crazy. Yeah, because

766
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: I got it in middle school.

767
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 4: This is gonna sound this is a difficult question to ask. Yeah,

768
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 4: take your time, I truly want to. It just sounds crazy,

769
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 4: even in when I'm running it around in my head.

770
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: How what's the time between getting titties in your period? Oh?

771
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 4: So interesting?

772
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: So that was what was weird for me because in

773
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: tenth no, in fifth grade, because I'm ten years old.

774
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: In fifth grade, that's when we had sex. In I

775
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: don't know when your schools gave y'all sex, but when

776
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: I was in Maryland.

777
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 2: They gave us sex.

778
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 4: I had a couple. I went to a lot of schools, Okay,

779
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 4: so we.

780
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 6: Got a different I think that's earlier than we got it.

781
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 6: We were closer to seventh grade, I think was.

782
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: So what was interesting is like they give you the

783
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: diagram where they're just like, you know, they separated the

784
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: guys and the girls, so they give you like the

785
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: diagram of the different. You know, like around this age

786
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: is when you're gonna see little buds in your breast

787
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: and you know you might start seeing some pubic here,

788
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: you know, in your coach and underneath your arms. I

789
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 1: always say, you're gonna watch You're gonna want to watch

790
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: your lad that's gonna be listening to uuci la la la.

791
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: Just shortened it.

792
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: So like for me though, I would look at these

793
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: diagrams and I'm just like, well, my breast over here

794
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: on like stage fourteenth, but I got no pubic here

795
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: or any period. So it was just all over the place.

796
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: But also what I found out later on is my

797
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: mom menstruated late and she also menopause late, which is

798
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: good for me because I haven't had any kids. Potentially,

799
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: if I decide I want to be you know, like

800
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson knocking one out of fifty but you I

801
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: mean me out here. But I think I think it

802
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: depends because I knew plenty of flat chested girls that

803
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: got their periods way before I did, and they went

804
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: on to be flat chested women.

805
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 4: Does yeah, and I, oh sorry, I just know you

806
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 4: got it your voice. Was that like a source of frustration?

807
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 4: We're like, this bitch doesn't even have kitties. I don't know, ades, like,

808
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 4: I don't know. Was it well, yeah, was that a

809
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 4: source of like frustration?

810
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: It wasn't comfortable because it felt like everybody and you know, like, well,

811
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 1: y'all wouldn't know because y'all aren't men. But like girls,

812
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: you know, girls in the class, they're like, I got

813
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: my period, you know, it's something that's like chatted amongst us,

814
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: and I still didn't have mine. And then you know,

815
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 1: boys just being nosy, they start, you know, just repeating

816
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: nonsense Indario as well, like you know, Leanna did get

817
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: her period and I just started.

818
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 2: At that age.

819
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: You don't want to be different, right, we can all

820
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: acknowledge that. You know, you're in the fifth grade, fourth grade,

821
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: sixth grade, seventh grade, high school, everybody, we are not

822
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: being our unique cells. We don't start being our unique

823
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: cells until we become comics. Yeah, but for the most part,

824
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: you know, when you're that age, you're just trying to

825
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: fit in with everybody else. So it was hard for

826
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: me because I had girls say, well, how come your

827
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: breast are so big but you don't have your period?

828
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 2: And I don't have an answer for that. Wow, you know,

829
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: it's like I come from a long line of titties,

830
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 2: Like what do you say?

831
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 6: First of all, rude, But second of all, I'd say

832
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 6: that this research does seem to support that there is

833
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 6: no direct correlation between some of your physical development and

834
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 6: your your you know, puberty development, right that like, some

835
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 6: of this is your body taking on a new shape

836
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 6: because of the hormonal changes, and those hormones aren't all

837
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 6: firing at once and like release, it's not fucking releasing

838
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 6: the kracking in your body.

839
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 4: It's just sort of like, all.

840
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 6: Right, this part's gonna grow, and then this part's gonna grow,

841
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 6: and then suddenly you know, you're putting pads in your

842
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 6: underwear and whatnot.

843
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's interesting even now at so I

844
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: have no I know, people tell me, like, why are

845
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: you always saying your age? And I'm like, because I

846
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: like how I look, but at forty three, like I don't.

847
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't have that many gray hairs, Whereas like my

848
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: sister in her thirties, she just started they started popping up.

849
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 1: So it's just interesting in general, like how our body ages,

850
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: whether it be puberty or for women we have our

851
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: post puberty. I guess that's metopause, you know, because I

852
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: have friends that are my age that are in perid

853
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: metocause and I and I'm not. You know, my period

854
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: is like clocks said timer to my period. So it's

855
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: just interesting how that happens. And as far as like

856
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: how our bodies developed, I don't know if guys even

857
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: have that. I don't know if y'all go through like

858
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: a second puberty or like there's any shift.

859
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 4: Some hair gets bigger and it's a did y'all both

860
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: have wet dreams. I never had wet dreams. You never

861
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 4: had a single wet dream ever.

862
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 3: No.

863
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 4: I I was accessing my I understood how to get

864
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 4: to my seamen pretty early. You understand, I wasn't backed up? Okay?

865
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: How early?

866
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: You all?

867
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 3: Right?

868
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 4: Okay? I mean I guess we're being open on this.

869
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 4: I was masturbating before I could ejaculate. WHOA, Yeah, I

870
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 4: don't know.

871
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 2: Are you able to get hard if you're if you

872
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: haven't had that first.

873
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: Would you didn't get hard?

874
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 6: Pretty that that's not the problem pretty much when you

875
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 6: come out, you can get hard.

876
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

877
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so but like so it would like I

878
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 4: don't know how to explain it. It was an orgasm,

879
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 4: I guess, but nothing would come out, but like the

880
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 4: muscles would kind of do the orgasm thing. But so

881
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 4: I think because of that, it was just like as

882
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 4: soon as I could, I could So, yeah, I didn't.

883
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't ever dream Wow I did. Yeah,

884
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 4: I made a mess a few times. It seems like

885
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 4: it would be a weird time though, you know what

886
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

887
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 6: It seemed I weirdly was excited because I similarly was

888
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 6: sort of like I think later in the game for

889
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 6: some of my friends, and so it felt like, okay,

890
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 6: all right, definitively I got something going on here, whereas

891
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 6: like before that, it felt like I wasn't in the game,

892
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 6: if that makes sense.

893
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 4: Right, You're like, Okay, it's happening, relax, Yeah, Like you're becoming.

894
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 4: You're becoming just like everybody else. Everything's now here kind vibes.

895
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: That's a hard thing for somebody that's a late developer

896
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 1: to like see all your friends going through this, because

897
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: you're like, am I broken?

898
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 4: It's also not great if you're an early developer though,

899
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:29,919
Speaker 4: where you're just like that seems worse nobody else. It's

900
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 4: just there's a lot of like shame around it.

901
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, you feel like you invented a cursed time machine.

902
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: It's just like you're doing this because you're not even

903
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 4: seeing a result, so you're just like, this is crazy.

904
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 4: But now as you get older, you realize that it

905
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 4: was like, you know, stressed out kid. It's like anxiety stuff,

906
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, absolutely, and like control and

907
00:50:54,840 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 4: all that stuff my mama told me.

908
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:08,040
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909
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914
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916
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917
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918
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919
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 6: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

920
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Speaker 6: a good meet and greet.

921
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 4: Bro Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

922
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 4: you for free.

923
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 6: One of the other things I found that I think

924
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,760
Speaker 6: so what they say is that base like these fats

925
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 6: in grease and the sugar all has a chance to

926
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 6: affect your hormones. It obviously we see it in the

927
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 6: way that we gain weight, but because people are younger

928
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 6: in theory, the way that you gain weight can change

929
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 6: the way you metabolize. It will change and subsequently can

930
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 6: cause bigger breasts or bigger butt or whatever it is.

931
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 6: But it isn't necessarily the root caused, being the French rise.

932
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 6: It's just all the shit that you're putting in your

933
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 6: body can change that.

934
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 3: Right.

935
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 6: One of the other things that I found is that

936
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 6: there are these things called thalate thollate. It's pH th

937
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,439
Speaker 6: h a L A T A ees. So good luck

938
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 6: with that shit. But they are something that also sort

939
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 6: of exists in our fast food, right, and they make

940
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 6: plastic more flexible. It's basically like this chemical that helps

941
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 6: to make plastic more malleable, and that is something we

942
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 6: are consuming and that has other health effects that sort

943
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 6: of like changed the way that our body creates hormones

944
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 6: reacts with its hormones. We are eating fucking plastic as

945
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 6: a result of the way that these things are cooked

946
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 6: and wrapped, and that is also changing our bodies.

947
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 4: God damn it. Yeah that sucks. Man. I do have

948
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 4: a question, and this is this is this is goofy,

949
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 4: but this is also like, so does that mean that

950
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 4: someone who wasn't going to have a body that style?

951
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 4: Like could you eat fresh fries? Hitto? Some titty? Like

952
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 4: do you ever remember that? I remember, like specifically, I

953
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 4: feel like girls I knew who developed young, the girls

954
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 4: who didn't always had like some excuse, Like I remember

955
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 4: there was this girl I went to junior high school

956
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 4: with who had like she didn't have titties, and she

957
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 4: came back with big titties and all these It was

958
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 4: around the time that bowflex came out and all these

959
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 4: girls were like, she just went to her dad's I

960
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 4: was to hit a bow flex all summer. And that's

961
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 4: not even what a bufflex does. It's children, it's children.

962
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 4: But like, does that mean that are there people eating? There?

963
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 4: Are there people French fry in their ways way into

964
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 4: a body that they weren't going to have.

965
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 6: So one of the things that I found, uh, it

966
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 6: says that basically not to take a walk after this

967
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 6: no great question and you sit in it.

968
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 4: But one of the things that one of the things

969
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 4: that that I found is that we do.

970
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 6: Fully acknowledge that women are seeing or having, uh, their

971
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 6: puberty is happening earlier and earlier for every generation. Women

972
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 6: is who we're talking about in this conversation. But I

973
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 6: assume it's also happening for boys. But they basically say

974
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 6: that all of these factors, like a study found that

975
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 6: the the u precocious puberty and girls increase sixfold six

976
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 6: times from nineteen ninety eight to twenty seventeen. Damn, a

977
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 6: fucking insane increase. But one of the things or the

978
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 6: factors that they point faster than climate change. Dog, it's

979
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 6: it's nuts, It's nuts. What's happening. But the thing that

980
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 6: they point to is there are four main reasons, and

981
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 6: the first being obesity, allah eating a bunch of fast food,

982
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 6: French fries, shitty things, diet, eating a lot of processed,

983
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,959
Speaker 6: high fat foods. Race and ethnicity. Black and Hispanic girls

984
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 6: and children typically begin puberty earlier. I would assume that that,

985
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 6: in part is because of a poverty gap that they're

986
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 6: probably not acknowledges exactly that like, more often than not,

987
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 6: we are being forced to eat foods that are processed

988
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 6: because of the deserts, Yeah, exactly, every and then finally,

989
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 6: and this goes back to what we were just talking

990
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 6: about with that weird word chemical exposures. So the more

991
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 6: chemicals we are exposed to, in the more fat and

992
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 6: or processed foods we are exposed to, the more likely

993
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 6: you were going to have your these hormonal changes faster

994
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 6: and more often.

995
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: But that goes even that last part, the chemicals, that

996
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: goes back to your socioeconomic issues, because chances are they're

997
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 1: going to build factories near you. They're going to build

998
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: all kinds of nonsense in communities that don't have the

999
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 1: resources to say no, don't put that in our neighborhood,

1000
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: and it's so sad. It's I mean, I have lupus,

1001
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: and you know, lupus impacts black and brown women at

1002
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: higher rates than are white counterparts and lupus. What they're

1003
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: starting to see is a lot of these autoimmune conditions,

1004
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 1: while they impact women more than men, is because women

1005
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 1: we have we have three main hormones. We have progesterone, esorate, estrogen,

1006
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: and testosterone, whereas y'all just have testosterone. And I can

1007
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 1: even tell that, like when I'm on my period, my

1008
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: loop of symptoms will flare up and they will cycle

1009
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: with that. So I see why it impacts women more

1010
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: because we just have It seems like we just have

1011
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: a heavier cocktail of hormones to deal with than you

1012
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: guys do.

1013
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're more vulnerable.

1014
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think. And I think women.

1015
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 6: Historically have shown to put on weight faster because you're

1016
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 6: your natural like bat body fat percentage is a different

1017
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 6: configuration than men. I think all of it results, certainly

1018
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 6: based off of what I'm reading, it results in visual

1019
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 6: indicators of a of a change faster and clearer for

1020
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 6: women than it does for men. Whether that change is

1021
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 6: as a result of McDonald's French fries or some other

1022
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 6: hormone firing in your body is up for debate. But

1023
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 6: I think ultimately what we're talking about is we see

1024
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 6: it in women, and subsequently we treat women differently as

1025
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 6: a result of some shit that's happening in their body

1026
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 6: that more often than not, they have no control over.

1027
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the other thing too, I think about that whole

1028
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: socioeconomic thing as far as race goes, even like what

1029
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:21,919
Speaker 1: in our community is considered attractive, Like the more shape

1030
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: we are or thick women are.

1031
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 2: You know, It's what I worked at weight watchers.

1032
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: It was interesting because you know, the white women came

1033
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: and come in here and they try to disappear.

1034
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: You know, they're like, how low can I get these points?

1035
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: Where the black women their first concern is I don't

1036
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: want to lose my curves. I don't want to lose

1037
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: my curves.

1038
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 2: I don't and I just wind.

1039
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, your curves are your bone structure. Like, no

1040
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: matter how much your weight I lose. My mom's a

1041
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: very hippy person. I'm built like her. I'm going to

1042
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,439
Speaker 1: always have it. I could get down to some ridiculous weight,

1043
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: but just your bone structure is you know, you can't

1044
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: get rid of bone, and you can't build bones. If

1045
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: you don't have hips to meet with, you're not gonna

1046
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: have hips. But just in our culture, it's just deemed

1047
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: more attractive to be thicker. And I wonder how much

1048
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: that affects our health.

1049
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I wonder how long that's been the

1050
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 4: beauty standard is what I would question behind that, Like

1051
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 4: how far back does that go? It seems that it's

1052
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 4: it is. It is for sure increased, right like people

1053
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 4: the standard is thicker. Like you know, sometimes you'll be

1054
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 4: on Instagram or wherever you look at your smut and

1055
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 4: you'll be like, God, damn, this is like this is

1056
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 4: not even a real this is a cartoon. Yeah, you

1057
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 4: know what I mean. But then you go you go

1058
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 4: back and you think about who was the woman that

1059
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 4: they had taken all over Europe and stuff as a

1060
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 4: circus freak because of the size of her ass, you

1061
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 4: know what I mean. So it's like maybe it does

1062
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 4: go way far back. I would wonder the history on that.

1063
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 6: In some ways, it feels like us getting left with

1064
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 6: the scraps and then making soul food out of it.

1065
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

1066
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 3: That?

1067
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 6: Like these we are being yeah, but we're being fed

1068
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 6: these fatty, almost like non functional foods. That then changes

1069
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 6: the shape of generations of children and adults. Right, And

1070
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 6: so you either live in sort of this deep self

1071
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 6: hatred being like we do not look like our oppressor,

1072
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 6: or you go like, nah, this is what a person's

1073
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 6: supposed to look like. This is a new type of

1074
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 6: beauty standard that we can establish for ourselves.

1075
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 2: We do that a lot here.

1076
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: We're very good at taking trauma and tragedy and yeah,

1077
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: you know, fine and joy with it and celebrating.

1078
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 4: Then it's working perfectly. I feel like these bodies are

1079
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 4: trauma and tragedies always, though I don't. I don't, I don't.

1080
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 4: I feel like that's not a fair parallel.

1081
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 6: Right, Well, I think maybe it's less of it being

1082
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 6: directly trauma and tragedy and more born from the trauma

1083
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 6: and tragedy of generations before us. Right that it's not

1084
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 6: your It's not that our beauty standards are a reflection

1085
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 6: of trauma and tragedy, but more our beauty standards were

1086
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 6: established by people who were sort of living under a

1087
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 6: type of oppression that required them to rethink how all

1088
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 6: of this works.

1089
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:28,360
Speaker 1: Also, if women are going through puberty at an earlier age.

1090
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 1: You know that even though they might physically be presenting

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Speaker 1: these things, I'm sure there's something emotionally happening in there

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Speaker 1: as well, which I wonder contributes to like just over

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Speaker 1: sexualizing of girls at a younger age.

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Speaker 2: Right, how all of that? I don't I would need

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Speaker 2: more time to like really think that through.

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Speaker 1: So I don't want to misspeak, but it's just like,

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Speaker 1: how does that as a community, how does that really impact?

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you this, I don't think you're supposed to

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Speaker 6: tell your daughter that the month that she's born in

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Speaker 6: is going to make her super horny. So so yeah,

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Speaker 6: I think I think just being careful in the way

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Speaker 6: that you speak to young girls is makes a big

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Speaker 6: impact on the way that they see themselves, the way

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Speaker 6: that they're ultimately treated in the world. We really, right

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Speaker 6: from the beginning, have a lot of sway, maybe more

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Speaker 6: than we like to acknowledge. I agree, damn well. I

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Speaker 6: wish that I could say that this ends more optimistically.

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Speaker 6: It seems, if if we are all agreeing on it,

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Speaker 6: that your dad was right. U McDonald's trump tries do

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Speaker 6: make do make big old titties are very sexual. But

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Speaker 6: he wasn't right that it was exclusively titties. They make big,

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Speaker 6: old everything, and so if you can find a healthier alternative,

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Speaker 6: and if you can't, I don't know many French fries

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Speaker 6: are the best, and enjoy yourself. We're not here to

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Speaker 6: yuck here. You know, we love those titties.

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Speaker 4: We love those titties, and we love that chicken from Poppy's.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at y'all like, I don't know what y'all

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Speaker 1: expect me to do right now?

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Speaker 4: Lose podcast? Yeah it makes you feel complicated. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: don't know what you want. We did.

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Speaker 6: We did the most responsible thing we could have done,

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Speaker 6: given that this started off at McDonald's.

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Speaker 4: Makes your titties big, I think that. I just want

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Speaker 4: to say when this came in, I was very nervous

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Speaker 4: about this conversation. The best. Yeah, we're talking about underage titties. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm scared. Yeah, I'm scared. I have to work. I

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Speaker 4: have a family.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even think about it. I said it and asked,

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Speaker 2: I was like, is this appropriate?

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Speaker 4: I got people that rely on me, You got me

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Speaker 4: out here to talk about little titties.

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to disrupt your sleep.

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Speaker 4: No, it's fine, That's what I'm saying. It went very well.

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Speaker 4: This was really can I say this?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 6: It never made me nervous ones and maybe that's a

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Speaker 6: problem with me. Maybe that's also you know.

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Speaker 4: No, I was like, yeah, we will be good. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I saw this ship and I just was like I

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Speaker 4: saw it. I was like, man, about to be a

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Speaker 4: Deadline article about it. That's it's going down. I'm the

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Speaker 4: darkest one.

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Speaker 6: David has hard formed opinions about little titties.

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Speaker 4: I'm I am dark skinned enough and not famous enough

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Speaker 4: that you could really get me out of here. Damn.

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Speaker 4: That's that's for real. Fuck yeah, I get bigger.

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Speaker 1: I did not know my topic was irrespon. This is

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Speaker 1: why you came in hot. Talking to you taught me.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't call you Dave.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really what it was.

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Speaker 1: I had.

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Speaker 4: You help me.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling me, I agree.

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Speaker 4: Why you say that so nice to me?

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Speaker 6: Like, no, I'm not about to give you no colloquials.

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Speaker 6: You trying to ruin my life.

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Speaker 2: My career, starve my family that you follow me dating.

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Speaker 4: This is so fun.

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Speaker 6: Could you tell the people where they can find you

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Speaker 6: and what cool shit you have going on?

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Speaker 1: Sure, thank you so much for having me. You can

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Speaker 1: find me on Instagram at a dookie that's a dal

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Speaker 1: okay i e. Doukie really is my last name. You

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Speaker 1: can you can find me on Facebook if you want.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not going I'm not really hanging out.

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Speaker 2: There that much.

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Speaker 1: And right now I'm just out here in the streets

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Speaker 1: telling jokes. Uh So you know, find my show schedule

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Speaker 1: on my Instagram page as well, which links to my

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Speaker 1: uh my website.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, hell yeah, go go follow Ayana and go

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Speaker 6: see her live. That sounds great. Bory what you got.

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Speaker 4: December December fifth and sixth, I'm gonna be at Cap

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Speaker 4: City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas, my favorite town to

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Speaker 4: do comedy in. Other than that, come see us at

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Speaker 4: the come see us, come see us at the final dates.

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Speaker 4: So the Start to Steal tour, we've been really we've

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Speaker 4: been really hitting our stride this last few few episodes.

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Speaker 6: So come out, yeah, I would say, so, it's been

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Speaker 6: the tour has been wrapping up beautifully. Philly was dope.

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Speaker 6: San Francisco was dope. Brooklyn was unbelievable. It really has

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Speaker 6: been a great Boston was fun. It's been a great run.

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Speaker 6: So if you have not yet bought your tickets, please

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Speaker 6: come and see us. We are going to be in Portland,

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Speaker 6: and we're gonna be in Seattle, and then that's going

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Speaker 6: to be the whole shebang. And I have some dates

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Speaker 6: coming up in the new year, but I ain't gonna

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Speaker 6: waste your time with them. February and uh and the like,

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Speaker 6: I'll be hitting the road again with the brand new

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Speaker 6: hour that I'm very excited about. And more importantly, you

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Speaker 6: can follow me at Langston Kerman on all social media platforms.

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Speaker 6: If you want to send us your own drops, your

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Speaker 6: own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us how

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Speaker 6: big your titties are and how they got that way,

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Speaker 6: send it all to my mama pod at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 6: We would love to hear from you. Boy, you you

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Speaker 6: were about to say something.

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Speaker 4: Also, call in a.

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Speaker 6: Four four low.

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Speaker 4: Mom. You have a phone number, now call in. We

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Speaker 4: got we got some emails I listened through. Y'all are crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you want to hear more of it.

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Speaker 6: We got some calls we want everybody to call. If

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Speaker 6: you're a faithful little mama, uh, then then go ahead

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Speaker 6: and pick up the phone. Call call us now, Miss

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Speaker 6: cleo voice. I didn't do it good, but but imagine

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Speaker 6: that was this Cleo. It's hard to do when it's

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Speaker 6: not me.

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Speaker 4: Call us call us now for free reason Now, yeah,

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Speaker 4: there you go.

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Speaker 2: But please call attempt Caribbean accents.

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Speaker 6: I have none, but most importantly yes, send us your drops.

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Speaker 6: Call us emails. Rate review subscribed by the March. Bye, bitch,

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Speaker 6: my chips in your.

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Speaker 3: Quality. Bears are racists, layers turn stuff I can't tell

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Speaker 3: me