Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty arm.
Speaker 2: Strong and Jetty and know he Armstrong and Getty, guys,
Speaker 2: give your single.
Speaker 3: You're about to meet Zoe. She's pretty hot.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna hear from her on her video she
Speaker 4: put out on Twitter because that's what you got to
Speaker 4: do now and how she why she can't date conservative
Speaker 4: guys and it is something and Hanson's been working on
Speaker 4: editing it for the last several hours because it's got
Speaker 4: a lot of.
Speaker 3: F bombs in it. But you'll meet Zoey.
Speaker 4: Maybe you can DM her or something like that if
Speaker 4: you want to date Zoe coming up a little later
Speaker 4: this hour.
Speaker 3: It's pretty high. Now I'm excited.
Speaker 1: At first, it felt like we're doing human trafficking on
Speaker 1: the end, but now I get it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. In the headline is boy he dodged.
Speaker 4: A bullet there because she rans and raves about this
Speaker 4: guy she met and how she won't date him because
Speaker 4: he's such a Maggia right winger and he's.
Speaker 3: So lucky that he is not a twine with.
Speaker 1: This for your knees and prayer son is and I
Speaker 1: will be impugning a high public official in the state
Speaker 1: of cal Unicornea. So stay tuned for that. But first,
Speaker 1: let's take a fond look back at the week that was.
Speaker 3: It's cow clips of the Week.
Speaker 4: This is how utterly ridiculous is just inexplicable to me?
Speaker 3: It's mind life the whips of the Week. What continent
Speaker 3: is Mexico located in?
Speaker 5: If she goes South Mexico, it's in Australia.
Speaker 6: An NFHS network livestream shows Northfield Girls.
Speaker 3: Head coach Jim Zulo yanking the ponytail of one of
Speaker 3: his players.
Speaker 4: Honnell Lukely is a forty six year old Gerhard Konig
Speaker 4: was hiking poly Trail and o Wahoo with his wife
Speaker 4: when he struck her.
Speaker 7: In the head with the wronk and tried to push
Speaker 7: her off.
Speaker 1: The ledge goes Crazia, Down goes Crazia.
Speaker 3: He's Wigan and he's whistling is way into your heart.
Speaker 1: I would like to be called Joseph, Joseph of Illinois.
Speaker 1: Can I go with Jack the Great? Just call me
Speaker 1: Jack the Grape.
Speaker 3: And all I.
Speaker 1: Want to see happen on my birthday is for Eli
Speaker 1: to be taken down.
Speaker 3: Yes, and so she needs to tread very carefully.
Speaker 7: And if you can't take the criticisms of get the
Speaker 7: hell out of politics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not provocation. This is a friendliness and provocation
Speaker 3: a group chat for the history books.
Speaker 4: It appears a journalist was accidentally added to a text change.
Speaker 7: So of course I didn't see this loser in the group.
Speaker 3: Nobody was texting war plans. No, that's a lie. He
Speaker 3: was texting war plans. There was no classified material that
Speaker 3: was shared. I take responsibility. I built the I built
Speaker 3: the group embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Yes, if this was the case of a military officer,
Speaker 4: they would be fired. We're having a lot of problems
Speaker 4: with the courts because the courts want to pretend that president.
Speaker 3: What happens if one of the migrants you're working with
Speaker 3: doesn't pay to their held hostage until they pay up.
Speaker 6: They eat, they bathe, they use the bathroom in front
Speaker 6: of each other.
Speaker 3: Social Security is the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time?
Speaker 3: Yes or no? Do you think it's a ponzi scheme?
Speaker 3: As a promise to pay.
Speaker 7: A billion dollars for a simple online survey do you
Speaker 7: like the National Park? And then they've pitched me no
Speaker 7: feedback loop for what will be done with that survey,
Speaker 7: so that so we would just go to nothing.
Speaker 3: As I've said earlier, I believe much of my thinking
Speaker 3: has evolved. Do you think the white people should pay reparations?
Speaker 3: I have never said that, sir, Yes you did. I
Speaker 3: think it's just a reference to.
Speaker 1: The idea that we all owe much to the people
Speaker 1: who came before us.
Speaker 3: That's a bizarre way to frame what you tweeted.
Speaker 1: You know, I I realized why I found a representative Gil.
Speaker 1: Is that right, the gentleman who is just dismantling the
Speaker 1: lying sheet witch of NPR.
Speaker 3: Brandon Gill, Brandon Gill, thank you? Why? I enjoyed his Yeah,
Speaker 3: you did so much.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of one of my favorite memes of
Speaker 1: all time when the moron Chris Cuomo on CNN was
Speaker 1: defending the George Floyd violent, fiery looting, cop beating riots
Speaker 1: with where does it say.
Speaker 3: That assembly has to be peaceful and a guy's literally
Speaker 3: eating cheetos?
Speaker 1: The meme is right, and he points to the text
Speaker 1: of the Constitution where it says.
Speaker 3: The right to peaceable is will not be a bridge.
Speaker 3: He says, right, here. It keeps idiots cheatose. Uh, yeah
Speaker 3: you did.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm trying to wrap my head around the
Speaker 4: idea that this cold bath plunge might be a good idea.
Speaker 4: So we got a text earlier. I was talking about
Speaker 4: having trouble sleeping, mentioned it on the air. Got a
Speaker 4: ton of text from.
Speaker 3: Y'all who do this? Why do you do it?
Speaker 4: And swear by it and think it's just fantastic. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure my doctor always say, don't do that.
Speaker 3: What was my ticker? It's the big one, Gladys or whatever.
Speaker 3: But we got Fox said fifty years ago, half.
Speaker 4: The country deals with trying to get to sleep. We
Speaker 4: got a whole bunch of text on us. Just let
Speaker 4: me run through some of them. Jack the Great, try
Speaker 4: a product called knocked. It has magnesium a Pigeitian fienine
Speaker 4: CBD gummies that helped me sleep. It got me off
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 3: Does it have canine?
Speaker 4: It got me off the melatonin completely? Wait a second,
Speaker 4: now you're on the ceanine. Hey, I tell you what,
Speaker 4: Try this fent noel. It got me off the heroin completely.
Speaker 4: I mean, I just I don't understand the logic of
Speaker 4: that completely. But again, Michael Jackson calling. Yeah, they're spraying
Speaker 4: metals in the air, Hank. So we got this text.
Speaker 4: They're spraying metals in the air, and five G is
Speaker 4: keeping you awake. I'll bet anything you're sleeping by your
Speaker 4: computer or your phone. So it's the five G networks
Speaker 4: getting into my brain and the medals they Spenny.
Speaker 1: You remove the tag from your underpants yet, Hank, they're
Speaker 1: broadcasting straight in your spine.
Speaker 4: Neuroscientists sleep Reseacher wrote a book called Why We Sleep.
Speaker 3: They said it changed in life.
Speaker 4: No one melatonin. It's a hormone, and it's not even
Speaker 4: legal in Europe. Is that true? That melatonin isn't legal
Speaker 4: in Europe? It sounds like one of those things you
Speaker 4: hear and turns out not to be true. But oh,
Speaker 4: you know, it's my shame.
Speaker 1: I am just not up on European melatonin regulations.
Speaker 3: I apologize.
Speaker 4: That'd be interesting if it's true, though, so I might
Speaker 4: look into that, Jack. I routinely take twenty five to
Speaker 4: fifty milligrams a melatonin when I can't sleep.
Speaker 3: That's a ton.
Speaker 4: By the way, fifty fifty milligrams is a ton of melatonin.
Speaker 4: I take ten and the doctor was like, what how
Speaker 4: about one or two not ten? This person's taking fifty,
Speaker 4: so that Michael Jackson texting, and then it seems to
Speaker 4: be easily counteracted in the morning with the appropriate amount
Speaker 4: of caffeine. That is the exact Michael Jackson plan. He
Speaker 4: takes so many drugs it gets you to sleep, and
Speaker 4: then you take a different drug to wa qu ue
Speaker 4: when it's time to get up. So back back to
Speaker 4: the ice bath, which has been recommended jack regarding the
Speaker 4: ice bath at the end of a shower, turned on
Speaker 4: as cold as you can and stand there for a minute,
Speaker 4: it has changed my life.
Speaker 3: Sounds freaking awful.
Speaker 1: I have heard that advice before, and it's funny. I
Speaker 1: lack imagination. It hadn't occurred to me that the icy
Speaker 1: cold shower.
Speaker 3: Is an option as well.
Speaker 1: I've had to do that a couple of times, like
Speaker 1: in a campground or whatever where I was in a
Speaker 1: hotel room a couple of rough times. Actually know that,
Speaker 1: I think about it through the years where there was
Speaker 1: no hot water for whatever reason. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I've got to take a shower, and you blash yourself
Speaker 1: with the cold water.
Speaker 3: And by God's you are ready to take on the day.
Speaker 4: It is invigorating, There's no doubt about it. Yeah, cold
Speaker 4: plunge feels amazing afterwards. Okay, somebody said you should get
Speaker 4: grounded sheets.
Speaker 3: You know what that is? Is that another? And then
Speaker 3: remove the tags underpants.
Speaker 4: Sounds like the sort of thing that better call Saul's
Speaker 4: brother was doing.
Speaker 3: I don't know anyway. Oh yeah, who had that fear
Speaker 3: of electricity? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I wanted to get this one on from somebody who's
Speaker 4: been doing the cold or this is our our friend Steve.
Speaker 3: It's not freezing water.
Speaker 4: I started at fifty eight degrees and worked down to
Speaker 4: forty seven or forty nine. I don't know if you
Speaker 4: know much about the actual temperatures of water, but like
Speaker 4: an eighty degree pool feels pretty chilly because your your
Speaker 4: temperature is ninety eight point six, so eighty feels pretty cold.
Speaker 3: Seven or forty nine would be brutal. Do some research.
Speaker 3: I hate cold. I have lots of buddies that swore
Speaker 3: by it. Just check it out.
Speaker 4: I can say with one hundred certainty it's worth the pain.
Speaker 4: Only five to ten seconds is painful, and fight or
Speaker 4: flight kicks in then you go numb. But I had
Speaker 4: sleep issues and it secured me in any way. I
Speaker 4: don't know if I want to start my day with
Speaker 4: my fight or flight kicking in and I go numb, But.
Speaker 1: You make it sound really attractive. And if they get
Speaker 1: up and walk my dollars, Yeah, well I to each
Speaker 1: their own. And you know, I don't have sleep problems
Speaker 1: really like you're talking about. It might start tomorrow because
Speaker 1: it does increase with age generally speaking.
Speaker 3: But yeah, wow, I'll keep that in mind. Do doctors
Speaker 3: ever recommend this?
Speaker 1: Probably there's a doctor to recommend about anything.
Speaker 3: Well, damn, but you're the doctor you go to regularly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a super high doctor like doctor yeah, or
Speaker 1: the doctor you're paying for them to get like I'm
Speaker 1: doing with the testostero.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're actual doctors too. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just I've never had a doctor say, hey, switch
Speaker 4: the shower over to as cold as it'll go and
Speaker 4: stand there for a minute.
Speaker 3: Or what did he say, ten seconds or something? For
Speaker 3: for this ice bath thing. Yeah, five to ten seconds. OK.
Speaker 1: I think for the ice cold shower, you gotta do
Speaker 1: like two pirouettes so it covers your whole body with
Speaker 1: the icy cold water. You can't just stand there with
Speaker 1: it on your back for ten seconds. You got to
Speaker 1: do two full turns.
Speaker 3: You know, our swimming pool's pretty cold this time.
Speaker 4: Here. I could just jump in there and see what
Speaker 4: that does for me. Kids will find me floating face
Speaker 4: down after my heart attack will be traumatic for them.
Speaker 3: That's a little darkest. Well geez, all right, So what
Speaker 3: was her name? Zoe? Is that her name? Hansen? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll get to Zoe out later if you want to
Speaker 3: date Zoe.
Speaker 4: She's not a fan of conservative politics and the days
Speaker 4: she does DAIDs dudes that she dates.
Speaker 3: Maybe a ice bath that helped me talk DAIDs that
Speaker 3: she do.
Speaker 4: That sound a dirty anyway, We got all this stuff
Speaker 4: on the way so that caads of coca cola have
Speaker 4: been recalled due to a potential plastic contamination.
Speaker 3: Today waiters said, is pepsi okay? And people were like, nah,
Speaker 3: give me the plastic coke? Hmmm? Is that a thing?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 3: What which aspect of it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 3: Coke?
Speaker 1: Thught much more popular than pepsi. I don't know either.
Speaker 1: I never had a strong preference. I don't drink sodipop anymore,
Speaker 1: not that that's I got.
Speaker 4: A buddy who was a little order of pepsi and
Speaker 4: they say we don't have pepsi and said, ILK have water.
Speaker 3: I just can't drink a coke.
Speaker 1: You know, different people perceive tastes and smells different ways.
Speaker 1: I try not to judge.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, you judge all all day long. We
Speaker 3: do it for a living. You're about to judge. Now,
Speaker 3: that's a good point, and judge. I shall.
Speaker 1: Jack Coudouz to ABC seven News in San Francisco. The
Speaker 1: good folks at KGOTV doing some great reporting on this,
Speaker 1: and I've not seen it anywhere else. I will just
Speaker 1: read you the first part. It's about California's insurance Commissioner,
Speaker 1: Ricardo Lara. Luckily, Jack, smooth sale and no problems with
Speaker 1: insurance in California.
Speaker 3: There are no homeowners, Carl, nobody has any problems. Oh
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 1: It's like the greatest crisis facing Californians. After missing the
Speaker 1: first key state insurance briefing of the year while traveling
Speaker 1: in Bermuda, questions have been raised about the attendance record
Speaker 1: of California's insurance commissioner since Ricardo Lara assumed office in
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Seven.
Speaker 1: On your side again, Tip of the cap, guys, gals
Speaker 1: obtained and analyzed hundreds of public records that detail at
Speaker 1: least forty six cross country and international trips all over
Speaker 1: the world, including at least eleven taxpayer funded excursions for
Speaker 1: the insurance Commissioner to places like Bogata, Paris, Toronto. But
Speaker 1: after more than a month of questioning his office, lara
Speaker 1: staff has been to identify the business purpose for almost
Speaker 1: any of them.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's going to say, there's zero way the Insurance
Speaker 4: Commissioner of California needs to go to Paris. I don't
Speaker 4: care what the conference is, I don't care what it is.
Speaker 4: Turns out there was need. They didn't even try to
Speaker 4: make it seem like it was on messary. But even
Speaker 4: if even if you tried to make it, I'm not
Speaker 4: buying it that you couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Thre an hour and a half speech by some insurance GUYE,
Speaker 1: then you go off into Paris graduat so again at
Speaker 1: least eleven taxpayer funded excursions to all over the world,
Speaker 1: and after a month of new U seven questioning his office,
Speaker 1: Lara's staff has been unable to identify the business purpose
Speaker 1: for nearly all of them. California's insurance commissioner is an
Speaker 1: elected position with the main objective to ensure a healthy,
Speaker 1: competitive insurance market. Hilarious in the midst of the state's
Speaker 1: worsening insurance crisis, Lara was not present during the state's
Speaker 1: first insurance briefing of the year, a Senate Committee hearing
Speaker 1: in the wake of the La fires, which took place
Speaker 1: on March twelfth. Instead, Chief Deputy Commissioner Michael Martinez stood
Speaker 1: in on behalf of the commissioner. To put this in perspective,
Speaker 1: the Senate Insurance Committee has only two to three key
Speaker 1: informational hearings a year. They are held to provide important
Speaker 1: updates on California's evolving insurance market. Activists say Lara's plan
Speaker 1: to expand fire insurance coverage areas and increase transparency in
Speaker 1: how rates are set is full of loopholes, so it's
Speaker 1: raising questions, as this happened.
Speaker 3: Before, where was the commissioner? What's going on?
Speaker 1: Turns out, Commissioner Lara was at a conference in Bermuda
Speaker 1: with insurance executives in mid March to give a fifteen
Speaker 1: minute speech. Records show Laura did the same thing March
Speaker 1: of last year, missing another key Assembly insurance hearing while
Speaker 1: also on the islands of Bermuda. However, two months after
Speaker 1: missing the March twenty twenty four hearing, the Commissioner was
Speaker 1: able to make a legislative study tour of the UK
Speaker 1: for eight days, and he wasn't late for a climate
Speaker 1: presentation to the Central Bank of Uruguay later that month.
Speaker 1: He was traveling in Central America, and he didn't miss
Speaker 1: his flight to Honolulu the following week for policy training.
Speaker 1: In Hawaii, public records show taxpayers picked up his four
Speaker 1: star hotel bill.
Speaker 3: Wow, how do you.
Speaker 4: Get So this is just classic one party state stuff
Speaker 4: and the only reason we're finding out about it is
Speaker 4: the insurance situation is so dire that people are looking into.
Speaker 4: But so previous to this, how many years had various
Speaker 4: insurance commissioners been doing this sort of thing.
Speaker 3: It's what happens in a one party say.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you get this cynical where you
Speaker 4: could do this with a clear conscience, where you could
Speaker 4: take probably you and your wife for kids, whatever, on
Speaker 4: fabulous vacations, stay in nice hotels, let hard working taxpayers
Speaker 4: pay for it when they're going to work every day,
Speaker 4: and you're just stealing from them.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you do it. How do you
Speaker 3: get there?
Speaker 1: You never get voted money and you never get voted
Speaker 1: out of office in a one party state.
Speaker 3: So seven on your side.
Speaker 1: Stephanie Sierra investigated hundreds of public records. They found that
Speaker 1: Lara's been absent for at least seven other state insurance
Speaker 1: hearings since assuming office because he was traveling abroad, across country,
Speaker 1: or chose not to attend luxury hotels, international destinations.
Speaker 4: Ricardo Lara, Ricardo Laura. Way to be a thief man,
Speaker 4: Way to steal tax payer money. Screw taxpayers. You're in
Speaker 4: the party that cares about the working man and the
Speaker 4: people of color, and you're taking their money and staying
Speaker 4: in a nice hotel on vacation.
Speaker 3: How do you freaking sleep at night.
Speaker 1: He's not hearing those words. He's probably in Tokyo enjoying
Speaker 1: expensive sushi. I hope you're enjoying yourself. Ricardo, your criminal.
Speaker 3: Armstrong and getty. So you can introduce you to Zoey
Speaker 3: here you're about to hear from her.
Speaker 4: I don't know where she originally posted this Twitter, TikTok
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's kind of longish video. Hold on Buttsnee's Oh no, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a bird fu. Oh wow.
Speaker 4: So I got to set the scene here, so you
Speaker 4: know what you're uh, what you're dealing with here?
Speaker 3: So what war? I don't know. Oh, okay, that's severe
Speaker 3: case anyway.
Speaker 4: Old in two, So she's about to explain about how
Speaker 4: things went wrong with this dude she was dating.
Speaker 3: I can't tell o she is.
Speaker 4: She's somewhere between twenty five and thirty twenty eight, something
Speaker 4: like that. Very attractive blonde woman sitting in her apartment,
Speaker 4: although she does this video nicely an apartment, but she's
Speaker 4: got the door open with the garbage behind her. It's like,
Speaker 4: close the door so I don't see your laundering garbage.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna be a hottie, you know, talking to
Speaker 4: the world about your philosophies of things.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: And again, I came across this on the Twitter with
Speaker 4: the headline that that guy dodged a bullet. So we'll
Speaker 4: do this in two chunks. First, this chunk where she
Speaker 4: will kind of explain the whole situation.
Speaker 5: Story time on how politics are in my last relationship.
Speaker 5: So let me set the scene for you. I was
Speaker 5: dating this guy. We've been dating for five months, we
Speaker 5: kind of start talking about it. I'm a very liberal woman,
Speaker 5: so I am obviously like very much. Everyone knows that
Speaker 5: I'm a liberal woman. My brother's gay, all my friends
Speaker 5: are gay. Also like abortion.
Speaker 3: Rights, female rights.
Speaker 7: Ha.
Speaker 5: But anyways, so I would like always ask him. I'd
Speaker 5: be like what, like, what's what's your politics?
Speaker 3: Like what do you who do you where do you lean?
Speaker 5: And he was just like, well, like socialy, I'm a liberal,
Speaker 5: but economically I'm a Republican.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, like what makes you, you know, economically republican,
Speaker 5: because like I could give you a whole bunch of
Speaker 5: facts right now that proved that you shouldn't be And
Speaker 5: he was like all of his infos from his friends,
Speaker 5: And I was like, you get all your information from
Speaker 5: your red neck friends, Obviously you can't trust them. You
Speaker 5: need to do the research yourself. And if you do
Speaker 5: the research, I told him, I was like, I'll support
Speaker 5: you based on your decision if you actually research it yourself,
Speaker 5: Like I won't care if you're a republican. But anyways,
Speaker 5: and so he was like, Zoe, I have much better
Speaker 5: things to do than research politics, Like I have way
Speaker 5: more important things to do. Okay, saying that to me
Speaker 5: is absolutely saying, but go off king. I also just
Speaker 5: didn't care at that point, and so I kind of
Speaker 5: put on the back burner. I was like, I can't
Speaker 5: take this right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, So well, I have an announcement to make because
Speaker 1: I am now gay. Not only is she put me
Speaker 1: off of her, but all women everywhere.
Speaker 4: Sorry, honey, quick quick read on Zoe there, Katie for
Speaker 4: a fill in more little backstory.
Speaker 6: I have been fighting a migraine all morning, and that
Speaker 6: just made it million times worse. He he dodged a bullet.
Speaker 4: He did dodge a bullet, and I'm sure he was
Speaker 4: aware of that quite quickly, and and he was trying
Speaker 4: to fight through it because she's hot.
Speaker 3: So he is trying to fight through it. He's a guy.
Speaker 4: I know how guy's minds work. He was he was
Speaker 4: trying to you know, let's not overreact. Okay, so we
Speaker 4: don't see eye to eye on everything. Okay, this is
Speaker 4: getting worse still. I think, you know, she's maybe she's
Speaker 4: just exaggerating for humor's sake, or something.
Speaker 3: Really hot can override that.
Speaker 4: No, no, not that, okay, But he was trying, he
Speaker 4: was trying in his mind while yeah, but but he
Speaker 4: fairly quickly got to I can't do this, okay, So
Speaker 4: for this So for the second part, thought and just
Speaker 4: the fact that that conversation comes up so early, which
Speaker 4: we've talked about a lot statistically, apparently that's true that
Speaker 4: she says, So, I'm in a relationship with this guy,
Speaker 4: and I asked him right away, like, what are your politics?
Speaker 3: Where are you? I'm very liberal?
Speaker 4: Like the fact that that comes up, it would have
Speaker 4: nobody would have You would have been such a weirdo
Speaker 4: when I was her age to bring that up that way.
Speaker 1: And the fact that the guy says, well, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: socially liberal, but you know, fiscally pretty conservative, and.
Speaker 7: Oh now, no way get out.
Speaker 3: You got to read it.
Speaker 4: Off King in the In the video, she puts her
Speaker 4: hands to her throat, ah, like she's dying to hear
Speaker 4: that he's fiscally conservative.
Speaker 3: Keep them there, sortez.
Speaker 1: Sort of woman you want to take hiking on a
Speaker 1: Hawaiian cliff?
Speaker 3: You know, I want to go for a hike, Zoe.
Speaker 3: That's funny, Katie. You keep your hands there at your
Speaker 3: throat and squeeze.
Speaker 4: So for the second part, need this setup because we
Speaker 4: got out of chart because this is like six minutes
Speaker 4: long and we're only.
Speaker 3: Giving you one more minute.
Speaker 4: But she explains how he was not registered to vote
Speaker 4: and she was really worried that his vote was going
Speaker 4: to cancel out her vote. So her master plan was
Speaker 4: to not mention that the deadline was coming up, and
Speaker 4: hopefully he would miss the deadline so we wouldn't be
Speaker 4: able to vote.
Speaker 3: That was the part of the whole deal. Anyway, back to.
Speaker 5: Zoe, but then we got into that elk spat and
Speaker 5: I was like, let me try one more time, let
Speaker 5: me see if he's learned anything from me. And I
Speaker 5: asked him poin I'm playing on election day, I'm like, so,
Speaker 5: who would you have voted for if you would have
Speaker 5: voted in this selection?
Speaker 3: He was like, I would have voted independent. And I
Speaker 3: was like, do you know that?
Speaker 5: How harmful and basically wasteful that is, And also like
Speaker 5: check your privilege by saying you're going to vote independently.
Speaker 5: And he's like, wow, Zoe, I cannot believe that you
Speaker 5: think my vote would have been a waste. I shut
Speaker 5: the up because it is a waste. Look at Philadelphia,
Speaker 5: all those independent voters could have put us over the
Speaker 5: edge and could have helped Kamala win.
Speaker 3: That's another story.
Speaker 5: And we got to a huge argument about it, and
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, this this is my
Speaker 5: last straw again.
Speaker 3: I'm a very liberal woman.
Speaker 5: I have to date someone that is on the same
Speaker 5: page as me because I can't disagree with someone on
Speaker 5: something that is so important to me for the rest
Speaker 5: of my life. I fully respected Republicans. I understand that
Speaker 5: you want to vote that way, but for me, I
Speaker 5: don't want to marry you and I don't want to
Speaker 5: date you. So we ended it and norgrets.
Speaker 3: I've been single ever since. It was awesome.
Speaker 7: It's been awesome.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be in that Salvadoran prison being used by
Speaker 1: a TDA member.
Speaker 4: Yeah, put me in her, put me in shorts and
Speaker 4: a tank tap and push push my head down into
Speaker 4: the cell.
Speaker 3: It would be better than That's fun. Wow.
Speaker 4: What's interesting is that that crowd is like, you know,
Speaker 4: she presents it like too bad for him, because so
Speaker 4: I broke up with him and I'm singing let him
Speaker 4: love it. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of people out here,
Speaker 4: a whole bunch of men out here.
Speaker 3: Like millions and millions of millions, or.
Speaker 4: Perfectly with jobs kind of job right, perfectly, okay, with
Speaker 4: not being in a relationship with you.
Speaker 3: In fact, they they would dread it. They think their
Speaker 3: lives would be miserable if they had to.
Speaker 4: Oh god, and that represents such a well, I don't
Speaker 4: know a percentage, but certainly represents a big chunk of
Speaker 4: social media. That chick the attractive I'm right about everything, annoyingly.
Speaker 1: Ah, anybody who disagrees with me is by definition a
Speaker 1: moron and insane.
Speaker 3: But I respect Republicans, right.
Speaker 4: And then you got to combine that with Okay, that
Speaker 4: person exists, and I'm compelled to do a many minute
Speaker 4: video and post it on social media because people need
Speaker 4: to hear this, which is its own flavor.
Speaker 3: Oh god, she's so pleased with herself. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 3: is the hot chick disease.
Speaker 4: Though to a certain extent, hot chicks have had people
Speaker 4: laugh at their jokes and pretend they're fascinated in what
Speaker 4: they have to say their whole lives.
Speaker 3: So you get you don't get a good feedback.
Speaker 4: You don't get good feedback from the world as to
Speaker 4: where you actually fit in. If you're a hot chick
Speaker 4: and I've always thought that is true, and it is true,
Speaker 4: and so you don't have a good sounding board, and
Speaker 4: you end up like one.
Speaker 1: Of Saddam Hussein's sons, Zude and Kuse. You end up
Speaker 1: a monster, right, you really do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really do. He is the worst.
Speaker 4: And it's got to be It's gotta be tough, because
Speaker 4: at some point you age out of that and then
Speaker 4: people all all of a sudden not laugh at your
Speaker 4: jokes and say, geez, you're boring me to death?
Speaker 3: Can you get out of the car. When you're not boring,
Speaker 3: you're obnoxious. Please get out of the car, or I
Speaker 3: will push you out of said car. And I shouldn't
Speaker 3: say this out loud.
Speaker 1: I have never, in my life of heterosexuality, had it
Speaker 1: in me to deceive a woman for the purpose of
Speaker 1: gaining the pleasures of the flesh. I just I don't, haven't,
Speaker 1: and humble brag never needed to while I was single. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I would be sorely, sorely tempted to say, vote for
Speaker 1: kam Law. I donated like triple the legal maxim under
Speaker 1: assumed names. I did it, I volunteered, I marched. AOC
Speaker 1: is my hero. Whatever it took to take it to
Speaker 1: spend the night and then be I'm so.
Speaker 4: Out of here, one hundred miles per hour out of here,
Speaker 4: see you later.
Speaker 3: You know, Carl Marx's unholy granddaughter.
Speaker 4: So you think you show up in a Bernie T shirts,
Speaker 4: you talk about donating AOC. Then the next morning you
Speaker 4: throw on your Maga hat.
Speaker 3: And I know, again I'm not proud of that impulse,
Speaker 3: but I'm feeling it. Watcher just melt right her.
Speaker 6: He explodes like a fembot.
Speaker 1: Oh again, again, I hate that impulse.
Speaker 4: I could not stand that woman after about maybe eight
Speaker 4: ten seconds into that clip, that first clip with you,
Speaker 4: and then the skin crawling, and again it's a different
Speaker 4: It's another level to to record that and post it.
Speaker 4: I wish I could find the original to see what
Speaker 4: the comments were. You know, the internet is mean, so
Speaker 4: I'm plenty. I'm sure there were plenty of basically what
Speaker 4: we've been saying getting She's getting retweeted all over the place.
Speaker 4: Zoe girl, politics didn't really ruin your relationship?
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 4: Yeah ooh, and again the headline being that guy dodged
Speaker 4: a bullet, I'd say, yeah, yeah, oof oh, No.
Speaker 3: There is nothing that would be worth putting up with that.
Speaker 6: Somebody retweeted just a screenshot of her and it zoomed
Speaker 6: in and they circled the trash in the background and
Speaker 6: out of the bottles and said, guy dodged a bullet.
Speaker 6: Zoe is insufferable and apparently a pig.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not kidding, or at least close the door if
Speaker 4: you don't see that stuff in your video, if you're
Speaker 4: gonna do that, because she's she's stressed al night, and
Speaker 4: her hair's perfect, and she's got white teeth and it's
Speaker 4: got kind of that Martha Stewart.
Speaker 3: Look, she's on the couch, you know, but you got
Speaker 3: to closet door open.
Speaker 4: We can see her garbage. So he's ruining the whole thing.
Speaker 4: You're your better homes and garden look there, oh boy.
Speaker 4: And another retweet was the no wonder the birthrate is solo.
Speaker 3: It ain't helped.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well we've heard from a number of young
Speaker 1: men who've said, I try, and I try, and I
Speaker 1: run into this sort of thing.
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 4: You ghosting her same level as Trump, turning his head
Speaker 4: slightly at that.
Speaker 3: Speech, dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1: Seriously, she's got serious sm angry energy going. She's smug
Speaker 1: and angry. She nicked your ear, but you survived. You're lucky.
Speaker 1: We will finish strong next please welcome twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: National Baseball Hall of Paper number fifty one e Chero Suzy.
Speaker 2: Patching the number six.
Speaker 3: Wilson. Wow, great pitch, e Yer.
Speaker 4: Old So to fill in what happened there, So they
Speaker 4: got Trevor Hoffman, your Padres star, come out, does the
Speaker 4: first pitch, street clothes lobs it up there, even though
Speaker 4: he was one of the best pitchers there. Each zero
Speaker 4: comes out in full uniform sprints out there the mound
Speaker 4: full wind up, delivers an eighty four mile hour fastball
Speaker 4: on the gun to people go.
Speaker 3: Crazy, which is really cool. Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, here's one of the Japanese star who came to
Speaker 4: the United States and did really, really well. If he'd
Speaker 4: have played it in the United States his whole career,
Speaker 4: he'd have just insane numbers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. He was really an amazing hitter to watch.
Speaker 1: If you're a baseball fan, you know that he would
Speaker 1: just find an opening, lapped the ball through it, and
Speaker 1: hustle the first base over and over and over again.
Speaker 3: It's like unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Five eight and twenty five pounds too. Yeah, yeah, nice
Speaker 1: fellow too. According to some folks I know in MLBA.
Speaker 1: But speaking of Vladimir Putin's life span, I just I
Speaker 1: don't think there's a transition here, So I'm just going
Speaker 1: to dive right into it. Ukrainian President vladimir's Zelenski predicted
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin will die soon, it says in the New
Speaker 1: York Post. Amid swirling speculation about the Russian leader's ailing health,
Speaker 1: he warned the US against helping Moscow escape from political
Speaker 1: and economic isolation. Quote, he will die soon, and that's
Speaker 1: a fact, and it will come to an end, he
Speaker 1: said in an interview with Eurovision News, which is a
Speaker 1: pretty big outlet.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a heck of a thing to say.
Speaker 1: The Ukrainian leader's blunt assessment follows years long rumors about
Speaker 1: the Russian strong man's health woes, including reported strokes, multiple
Speaker 1: bouts of cancer, and even Parkinson's disease. But Zelensky offered
Speaker 1: up the prediction as he pleaded with the US to
Speaker 1: stay strong. It very important that America does not help
Speaker 1: Putin get out of this global isolation. Now. I believe
Speaker 1: that this is dangerous. This is one of the most
Speaker 1: dangerous moments. He added, the Putin, who he predicted will
Speaker 1: remain in power until his death, fears the destabilization of society.
Speaker 1: If they push Putin, he will face destabilizations in his
Speaker 1: society and he will fear it.
Speaker 3: But no follow up as to how do you know this?
Speaker 3: What's he gonna die of?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 4: You know there are Ukrainian snipers getting close? Or do
Speaker 4: you have some sort of medical information nobody else has?
Speaker 7: Or what?
Speaker 1: I would suggest that in spite of Russia's enormous crackdown,
Speaker 1: there are plenty of people who don't like the war
Speaker 1: and what it's done, you know, humanitarian, financially, you know
Speaker 1: all of it. And given the closeness of the two
Speaker 1: countries through the years, and how similar but not the
Speaker 1: same languages and people coming cross borders and cousins and
Speaker 1: Russia have cousins in Ukraine.
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. I'll bet there are.
Speaker 1: People in the Kremlin who are more than happy to
Speaker 1: leak occasionally, just very very carefully.
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's anything to it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Seems like a heck of a thing to say, be awesome, although.
Speaker 4: Not necessarily a better outcome somebody will take charge and
Speaker 4: you don't know what their beliefs are.
Speaker 3: Right, they're putting more to crope today. I'm strong, I'm strong,
Speaker 3: You're ready, Katy Green and.
Speaker 5: Strong.
Speaker 4: Hey, here's your house for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 1: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew
Speaker 1: to wrap up the week. There, he is our technical
Speaker 1: director to lead us off. Michael Angelow, what's your final thought?
Speaker 3: Yeah, after hearing Zoe today, it's just a I.
Speaker 6: Have never found, even when I was younger, attractive women
Speaker 6: that are dumb.
Speaker 4: I've never liked him, No, no, never mind, I just well, yeah,
Speaker 4: if you listen to this show, it's not surprising.
Speaker 3: I can't tolerate nonsensical conversation very long. Yeah, I hate
Speaker 3: to judge because I'm a bit of a himbo. Michael.
Speaker 1: I mean, just stunning, good looks, but dumb as a post.
Speaker 1: So that that's how I've gotten by Katie Green, are
Speaker 1: esteemed mus woman.
Speaker 6: As a final thought, Katie, all I talk about cold
Speaker 6: plunges earlier made me cold. I actually like started to
Speaker 6: feel chilly because there's nothing I hate more than Mike.
Speaker 3: When I go under shower and I get that burst
Speaker 3: of cold.
Speaker 1: I couldn't, so you donned your fabulous Armstrong and Giddy hoodie.
Speaker 3: An excellent move. Jack. A final thought for us, We've
Speaker 3: just gotten into scouting in the last month or so.
Speaker 4: My son is a Boy Scott and he's got his
Speaker 4: first overnight camp out this weekend. And just to shout
Speaker 4: out to the dads and moms who are dedicating a
Speaker 4: ton of time obviously to Boy Scouts to make it
Speaker 4: a really fabulous organization. Just like you, youth sports takes
Speaker 4: an awful lot of committed volunteers to make this stuff work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, boy, that's a really good point. Speaking of
Speaker 1: kids in their lives. As you know, I'm a big,
Speaker 1: big advocate of free range parenting. Letting your kids explore
Speaker 1: and make mistakes and get lost and find their way back.
Speaker 1: It's how you build an adult. There is a great
Speaker 1: organization that advocates for that. I tweeted the information if
Speaker 1: you follow us on Twitter. If not good to Armstrong
Speaker 1: and Getdy dot com. We have the link for you
Speaker 1: under hot links or will in a few minutes.
Speaker 4: Armstrong and Getdy ribbing up another grueling four hour workday.
Speaker 1: Speaking of our fabulous website, Armstrong and Getdy dot com.
Speaker 1: Many pleasures await, including the hot links, the Armstrong and
Speaker 1: Getty store pick up, the fabulous Adidas hoodie so popular,
Speaker 1: the perfect weight.
Speaker 4: Do we have Zoe in case anybody wants to see her? Oh,
Speaker 4: we will see you Monday. God bless America, Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 3: And I said, boy, they look like two people that
Speaker 3: like each other.
Speaker 2: I can't let them.
Speaker 3: I love you. Let's say jes just just moon moon
Speaker 3: and show. Listen, Let's go. That's a bizarre way to
Speaker 3: frame what you tweeted.
Speaker 7: One final message, Yes, I have a great Friday.
Speaker 3: You mother, Armstrong and Geddy