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Speaker 1: Welcome, folks, the world famous Phil Hendry Show. And guess

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Speaker 1: who we are. We are in New York City. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we are a New York City here, and we will

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Speaker 1: be on stage in the pitch beginning next month. I

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Speaker 1: think October the ninth, Margaret, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I was talking with Tom and with Christine. It's October

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Speaker 2: the ninth. That will be. I think the showing. I

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Speaker 2: think the critics. I'm there, of course.

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Speaker 1: But well, Margaret, you're sort of doing the whole yay, hey,

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Speaker 1: just ease it back doing the what I think?

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Speaker 2: General? Please, well, she's she's yes. And then the critics.

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Speaker 1: We are communicating with a bunch of idiots, and I

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Speaker 1: say they would all due respect, folks. Everybody hold on Phil,

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Speaker 1: everybody hold on General. Let's know, way to look at

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Speaker 1: our audience, No, I think the audience, the people, by

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Speaker 1: the way, it's wonderful to be here in New York

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Speaker 1: City with film. We traveled Patsy and I, Margaret and

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Speaker 1: Frank did. But I think he is coming up on

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Speaker 1: the He said he was coming up on the what

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Speaker 1: was it the steamer or something? The steamer he said

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Speaker 1: he was he was going to a high ball and

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Speaker 1: he was kidding around.

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Speaker 2: I think he's in town.

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Speaker 1: He came into town before us, like last night.

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Speaker 2: So Bud's here too, That's what I'm saying, homeboy.

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Speaker 1: And why is everybody on such a well, you know,

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Speaker 1: we got conn last night with that Brad butt suck.

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Speaker 2: I can explain.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, I don't want to explain.

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Speaker 1: We are going to have him on. You just said

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Speaker 1: you don't wantny explosions. I don't want any explanations, Margaret, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have Brad Buttsuck on. And it was a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a con job. No, it was not

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Speaker 1: a connon job. We were simply trying to cover up something.

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Speaker 1: You told me not to say anything. I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to say anything because last night Brad Buttsuck, who

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Speaker 1: of general general excuse me, No, not me. That Jerryman

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Speaker 1: Christ's sake. He's a wonderful man. He is a legend

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Speaker 1: can't stand Margaret. We're not here to upset you, Brad buttsluck,

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Speaker 1: come on in, Brad. But before you sit down, Brett,

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Speaker 1: I just want to mention one thing. Well, you can

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Speaker 1: We're very happy to be here in New York. Buddy

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Speaker 1: What did he do?

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Speaker 2: He flew into town.

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Speaker 1: You guys are talking about him coming in the high

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Speaker 2: That's what he said as a gag.

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Speaker 1: Later on, we're going to have our creego who also

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Speaker 1: say that for the Banana River. Well, Mexican food is

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Speaker 1: As we found out, there were a lot of great

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Speaker 1: to know that there are emergency crews people working around

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Speaker 1: the clock and not just thumb and their dixes.

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Speaker 2: Margaret, that's a.

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Speaker 1: Hell of a thing to say about the emergency cruise.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying about all of them. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: when you hear them out there, you know they're working.

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Speaker 1: But that is to intimate that the other guys are

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Speaker 1: thumbing their dicks as you said, all right, I take

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Speaker 1: it back. God, Well why are we saying that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know? I need to get a drink. Do

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Speaker 2: you mind? Go ahead? What's what's going on with you?

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Speaker 2: Just Frank and I had work?

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Speaker 1: It's okay? Uh?

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Speaker 2: What kind of words like? F you? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Con all right, Brad come in and brad butt suckers

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Speaker 1: with us? How are you?

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Speaker 2: Brad? Grew a little bit better?

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Speaker 1: We need to tell people the truth about you so

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Speaker 1: we missed something. Well, I don't want many shabro you know, no,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell the story because I found out you can't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I took a couple of quick writes. Hey you

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Speaker 3: got into a bar fight. Yeah, and you were playing

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Speaker 3: cards here. We're paying what happened. We're paying black Shack

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Speaker 3: over here in Passion in California.

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Speaker 1: So you rock the new Luckness Monster in Pasadena? And

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Speaker 1: how'd you find your way to Florida? A vision and vision?

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Speaker 1: Frank and he's gonna cover compare.

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Speaker 3: He He's gonna realized Johnie Henry. He says, who you

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Speaker 3: were gonna go to Philadelphia to beat John Jerryman. Yes,

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Speaker 3: friendly to huge in proudect you.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, you're playing black jack, and what happened black jack?

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Speaker 3: This guy says to me, cue black jacks two black

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Speaker 3: ass jack space Christ And I said, your mamma, you know,

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Speaker 3: I said some of my manage.

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Speaker 2: Butler, it's not funny, mister Henry, Well you took it.

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Speaker 1: I mean it looked like you caved in your nose

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Speaker 1: and you got your mouth wired shut right, general Wright

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Speaker 1: shut Basically he hit me with cool right hands to

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Speaker 1: the left hand and he buckled.

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Speaker 2: He buckled my nose. Here, buckled your nose from about

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Speaker 2: the mid range.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's so funny. Nothing's funny. Yeah, you're gonna be me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you should be me. Okay, Well you're gonna recover, right.

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Speaker 2: Is my recovery. But my manager white chef for the

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Speaker 2: next week, we say, he said, shoot, you said no,

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Speaker 2: it's a it's a it's a text. I'm getting go ahead.

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Speaker 2: So you were cheating at cards.

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Speaker 1: I was not.

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Speaker 2: The guy's fire were hearting cards.

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Speaker 3: And what happened was is I did and you too

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Speaker 3: jack a spade, you know you get his page and

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Speaker 3: he said you were allowed your cheat. He hit me

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Speaker 3: on Christ with your right handed when he tried with

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Speaker 3: his left handed bucket the nose, it's that teach chain

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Speaker 3: release and he really got to wire about Josh said.

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Speaker 2: That's why you talk like you do. Yeah, what did

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Speaker 2: you think it was?

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Speaker 1: I thought there was that was I'm listening to it

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Speaker 1: last night, and I'm thinking that you're disabled and somehow

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Speaker 1: you were born with a misshapen mouth or something. What

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Speaker 1: God damn well, what are we supposed to think? Brad Wright,

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Speaker 1: plus your last name is butt sucks handy react to family?

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Speaker 1: An't you got prod with? He's I don't understand how.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand the thing you say. Man, Thank you much, Brad.

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Speaker 1: You want to sit over there? Oh, I see because

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Speaker 1: of a guy who can't talk about my bus. Shut God,

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Speaker 1: Phil's laughing. I'm laughing too, pretty much. Please please sit

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Speaker 1: and keep your mouth shut. But shucks anyway, Thank you, Brad.

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Speaker 1: Butt suck folks from Collega, Pennsylvania, isn't it? Yeah? God,

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Speaker 1: you say it. Let's see you say it?

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Speaker 2: You get a mouse of a Chugg says no.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now Brad's flipping me off. He's backing out of

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Speaker 1: the room. He's still flipping me off, backing out of

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Speaker 1: the room. Still, where are you going? All right, you're

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Speaker 1: going to the kitchen there. Maybe he's still, he's just

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Speaker 1: he's got his finger up in the air. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: see it man. Now he's flipping off with both hands.

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Speaker 1: He's just standing there flipping me off.

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Speaker 2: Let's see.

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Speaker 1: All right, Brad, we see it. We're gonna have one

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Speaker 1: as well. Ah ark riego. I better find out what

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Speaker 1: the messages? What is what the chu choo sound? Ready

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Speaker 1: to have a culu cream town, because that tells me

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Speaker 1: that the messages are coming in. This is probably from

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Speaker 1: my good friend there, Jane. Oh check it out. She

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Speaker 1: said it was pretty unadventurous when she walked on the beach.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to put it on better beach clothes tomorrow

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Speaker 1: and do it right. Played laser tag with thunder a

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Speaker 1: minute ago. Saw this adorable little dude up in your

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Speaker 1: bathroom ceiling about as long as my little finger. No kidding,

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Speaker 1: we got a we got a you got a lizard

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Speaker 1: and tell your house your beach, and yeah I did.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing my nightly count standing exercise in your bedroom

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Speaker 1: like jack Lelane thunders looking at her like what the

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Speaker 1: hell all right, So that yeah, occasionally, man, look at that.

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Speaker 1: So there's a lizard. We got these little tiny lizards

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Speaker 1: that come into the house from outside. So you know

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Speaker 1: you were talking about thunder wanted to go outside one night, right,

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Speaker 1: thunder to thundering? You know what f you spell you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's flipping us off again.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: There goes there goes bread button suck flipping this and

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Speaker 1: now you're just gotta sit there. He's just sitting not

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Speaker 1: say anything. He's got both hands up, giving me two fingers.

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Speaker 2: So here's the way it was.

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Speaker 1: And you know general, when you move in, especially down

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Speaker 1: in the tropics there you get there's lots of lizards.

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Speaker 1: When I was in Fiji and I was there with

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Speaker 1: night to the little hut that we were renting, and uh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have comfort about it.

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Speaker 1: How you because why didn't.

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Speaker 2: You shut up?

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Speaker 1: Oh he's flipping us off now anyway, Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: from New York City, the world Famous Skill Henry Show.

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Speaker 3: Hi used your brad butt shock and mister Henry think

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Speaker 3: I just identitied black jack doesn't mean The guy in

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Speaker 3: passed to the world Famous Skill Henry Show. At Phil

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Speaker 3: Henry Show dot com the greatest value online. I poor, okay,

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Speaker 3: saunded like a complete ass. Sounded like an ash, I said, Ash,

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Speaker 3: get a backstage past today at the world famous Phil

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Speaker 3: Henry Show. Right, Frank, backstage pass, you know you'll laugh

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Speaker 1: That's what it is. It transcends all things what mortal

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Speaker 1: man know about. I'm Frank Gray. I'm an attorney, and

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Speaker 1: if anyone doesn't like the Phil Henry Show, I'll sue

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Speaker 2: You're lying out of Paul Tli. You've cut it a recard.

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Speaker 1: It's Phil Henry and we're going to bring on the

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Speaker 1: Come on, Margaret, well you know, look at what happens

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Speaker 2: Right after about shut up?

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Speaker 2: Way to do it. Jack.

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Speaker 1: You didn't kill us, You didn't kill all of us.

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Speaker 1: So that's what you take from that. What else could

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Speaker 1: it be? And I've heard other pilots mention this too.

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Speaker 1: So this is the only reason why I wanted to

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Speaker 1: come on your program is to tell your listeners.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Don't applaud the pilot when the don't applaud the pilot

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Speaker 1: when you know he lands the plane like it was

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Speaker 1: some kind of excuse my language, folks, like he was

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Speaker 1: some kind of a retard who finally went, hey, look

445
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Speaker 1: look at me me fly plane. Yeah, that's how it feels.

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Speaker 1: So in other words, when you hear an audience or audience,

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Speaker 1: when you hear the passengers applaud you're landing, you think

448
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Speaker 1: they're saying, good boy, there you go, right there, you

449
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Speaker 1: hit the nail on the head, An asked Margaret mart

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Speaker 1: shut up, tell me, sir, that's exactly what it sounds

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Speaker 1: like to me. Phil. They're saying, good boy, you learn

452
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Speaker 1: how to fly big plane, make it go down onder ground.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what we heard when the plane landed. Literally, folks,

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Speaker 1: people applauding. And I looked at Art and we were

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Speaker 1: not you know, there's a lady in the seat, because

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Speaker 1: we were three to a seat, because we were not

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Speaker 1: in the first clabs on the plane. We tried to

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Speaker 1: at first class. Oh we got was the first row?

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Speaker 1: We got the first row? It was I think was

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Speaker 1: the extra leg room, right, was that it? What did

461
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: that what we bought?

462
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

463
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,720
Speaker 1: I met you on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's what weep.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I bought. And I guess the lady

466
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Speaker 1: did too. Yeah, well, there was a lady there, and anyway,

467
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Speaker 1: to make a long story short, the lady looked at

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Speaker 1: us and we, with all three of us, laughed at

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Speaker 1: the applause. Well, you know, you guys, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I laughed. I looked and I gave you a pained look.

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00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: You did look like you had pain. Yeah, but I

472
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Speaker 1: was already mid laugh. Yeah, you and that lady were howling.

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Speaker 1: And when Phil glanced over at me, I had a

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Speaker 1: look on my face like I had, you know, like

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Speaker 1: a gas pain like I was ah, because what had

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Speaker 1: happened was Phil made the comment to the lady like, gee,

477
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Speaker 1: maybe this they've they've flown with this guy before and

478
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Speaker 1: he wasn't able to set it down well or something,

479
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 1: you know, And both of them laughed, Yeah, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what happened. And so that's when I looked at Phil

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Speaker 1: and the lady and I said, well, I can tell

482
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Speaker 1: you this is a lot more serious than the two

483
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Speaker 1: of you yucking it up here. And well, she was

484
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Speaker 1: a little bit offended because we were both having a

485
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Speaker 1: good time. We had just met her, but she was

486
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Speaker 1: a nice lady. But I said, you know, well, you

487
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: two are having a big ball at the expensive guys

488
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 1: like me, I'm a pilot and when people go, hey,

489
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Speaker 1: look at that Art, Griego finally put one down without

490
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Speaker 1: burning all of us alive. Oh, come on, Art, aren't

491
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: you anything yet? Margaret, you're in no shape. Please be quiet. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to the I'll talk to it myself. Well,

493
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Speaker 1: then do it, Frank. How you doing, Brad? I'm doing

494
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Speaker 1: really good.

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Speaker 2: I hear what's going on, and I have a kind

496
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Speaker 2: of tabe. I don't want to hear them. Okay, what

497
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Speaker 2: are we talking about?

498
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, you know, Phil and I had

499
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Speaker 1: this disagreement so that when you applied a pilot for

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Speaker 1: landing the plane without you know, without crashing it, it burst,

501
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: bursting into flames and killing every Christian soul within miles.

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Speaker 1: She well, come on, hey, listen, art, You know, no

503
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Speaker 1: one's saying that they're simply I guess it could be

504
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Speaker 1: a lot of nervous flyers. What about that people are

505
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Speaker 1: really nervous. Well, they may be nervous, but they're making

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Speaker 1: me nervous. They may be nervous, but it makes me

507
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Speaker 1: even more nervous to know that these nervous flyers are

508
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Speaker 1: relieved that the jackass in the pilot's seat didn't cook

509
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Speaker 1: all of them. All right, well, so how do we

510
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Speaker 1: solve this problem?

511
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Speaker 2: Or do we?

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's any solution of the problem. The

513
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Speaker 1: solution of the problem is that we quickly ascertained how

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Speaker 1: do planes fly, so that we could communicate our knowledge

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Speaker 1: to the passengers and they feel more comfortable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, oh, look at you blowing it off you.

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Speaker 2: What happened to you again? Okay, never mind?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, thank you very much. And

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Speaker 1: you were at a conference at Patrick's Space Force base

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Speaker 1: about this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: And when they said it's at Patrick Space Force Space,

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Speaker 1: I said, okay, we'll attend. Will you guys invite it?

525
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Speaker 1: I asked to be there in a couple of yeah,

526
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Speaker 1: sort of. So anyway, you guys went to this conference

527
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Speaker 1: and you learned how planes fly. What I put forth

528
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Speaker 1: the proposition that whatever we think we know about planes

529
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Speaker 1: flying were wrong, otherwise why would we crash them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Think about that. Think about that. That's a really

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Speaker 2: good point, Margaret.

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Speaker 1: Hey, as you're play back, cat, were you in a

533
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Speaker 1: plane crash you went face first to the windshield. Yeah, okay,

534
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: you already asked them that you already know the answer.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Brad, thank you, Thank you, Art Griego.

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Speaker 1: And the next time we I'm on an aircraft that

537
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Speaker 1: lands safely, I'll make sure everybody around me doesn't applaud.

538
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Speaker 1: So it doesn't make you feel bad, Phil, think about it.

539
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Speaker 1: I've just landed the plane. I was in a cold

540
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Speaker 1: sweat the whole way. I'm thanking God over I'm just oh,

541
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Speaker 1: thank God, thank God. And meanwhile in up cabin, you here, yeah,

542
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: numb nuts did it again? Right?

543
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, so you think that's it.

544
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: So you think that they're saying, hey, numb nuts landed

545
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Speaker 1: one for a change, instead of crashing it, setting fire

546
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Speaker 1: to it and burning everybody on the plane and all

547
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Speaker 1: of the people in the hangars and then the town

548
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: basically burning up the town. Yeah, well that didn't happen,

549
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Speaker 1: and they applauded, and yeah, they were grateful that it didn't.

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Speaker 1: They were grateful it didn't. All right, Thanks a lot,

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Speaker 1: everybody for joining us, General Shaw, thanks a lot, everybody.

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Speaker 1: Phil starts rehearsal tomorrow morning for the pitch Well Famous

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