WEBVTT - MFM Minisode 484

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, welcome to my favorite murder, the Mini.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's right, we read you your stories, your emails.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first time we've ever done this, so

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<v Speaker 1>just stay patient with us, Just stay in here with us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only even what ten years, just ten in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and this is themed. I think this is the

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<v Speaker 2>first time we've done this. This is four twenty themes

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<v Speaker 2>because it's coming out on four twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I love that we want to celebrate the

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<v Speaker 1>crime stories, the personal stories, the grandma stories that also

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<v Speaker 1>involve marijuana.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't even smoke it, but I fucking love

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<v Speaker 2>that this is a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So listen. You don't have to smoke it to enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>Other people smoke it. It's kind of the best part

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<v Speaker 1>of pot. Write other people's horrible stories about pot. I

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<v Speaker 1>have one that involves California adventure. Is it because you

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<v Speaker 1>ate a cookie and then decided you needed another cookie?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's every pot story I've ever heard in my.

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<v Speaker 2>Life something like that, And I freaked the fuck out.

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<v Speaker 1>You go first, not unlike the time you did it

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<v Speaker 1>at the Tom Petty concert.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that was mushrooms, I think, Oh was it? Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Different.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do it on mushroom Day. I get mushroom Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, you want me to go first? The subject

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<v Speaker 1>line perfectly kicking this off of this email is an

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<v Speaker 1>infamous killer, a grandpa and illegal weed. Hello, Karen Georgia

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<v Speaker 1>Pets an exactly right crew. I first listened to your

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<v Speaker 1>podcast in twenty twenty and have only become a bigger

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<v Speaker 1>fan with every listen. I have a story I think

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<v Speaker 1>is worthy of writing in, so here we go. In

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen seventy seven, my grandpa was working as a truck

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<v Speaker 1>driver and one day he had some time to kill,

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<v Speaker 1>so he decided to spend the rest of the day

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<v Speaker 1>and night with old friend that lived near Aspen, Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>He headed that way into a night of catching up, drinking, smoking,

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<v Speaker 1>and having absolutely no clue how different that day could

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<v Speaker 1>have ended up for him. The day he just so

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<v Speaker 1>happened to have extra time was the day Ted Bundy

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<v Speaker 1>jumped out of the courthouse window in Aspen. What remember

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<v Speaker 1>that part of that insane journey. The Aspen police stopped

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<v Speaker 1>and searched every vehicle going in and out of town,

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<v Speaker 1>and considering that my grandpa was driving a truck full

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<v Speaker 1>of illegal weed, you can understand how much of a

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<v Speaker 1>lucky coincidence this was. Oh no, my dad was born

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<v Speaker 1>just two years later, and considering my grandpa would have

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<v Speaker 1>been incarcerated, arrested, or dumped by my nana, my dad

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<v Speaker 1>or I would have never been born. I never even

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<v Speaker 1>knew my grandpa until the twenty tens, when he sent

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<v Speaker 1>my dad a letter in the mail explaining that he

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<v Speaker 1>was his father.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so he got caught with the illegal weed because

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<v Speaker 2>they were searching for.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't get caught because they were looking for Ted Bundy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so, but there was like they set up the point,

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<v Speaker 1>the checkpoint, but they weren't looking for They weren't there

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<v Speaker 1>to search people's stuff. They were looking for Ted Bundy.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're they're like, go on, go ahead, sir, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not a serial killer. Oh my god, my weed. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you. My family and myself had the great

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure of getting to hear all his crazy stories like

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<v Speaker 1>this one for a couple of years before he died.

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<v Speaker 1>I think about him often, and I'm so grateful I

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<v Speaker 1>got to know him, even just for a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for your podcast and all that you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay sexy and visit an old friend when you have

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<v Speaker 1>some time Brindley.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, what a trip to just have a parent and.

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<v Speaker 1>Not know them right, and then they come into your

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<v Speaker 1>life when you're an adult, right, so you have a

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<v Speaker 1>whole new, weird relationship and the issues that come with us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so many things to process.

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<v Speaker 1>But more than that, that guy must have like pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over after he got through that stopping point or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>or gone to the first bar and ben like down

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<v Speaker 1>to your wedding. I mean a truck filled with week seventies.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially that's prison for a long fucking time. Straight to prison,

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<v Speaker 2>straight to prison. Okay, straight to jail, ud arm, that

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<v Speaker 2>was good. Someone in my house that shouldn't be. Hello, darlings.

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<v Speaker 2>It's two thousand and three. I'm twenty three years old,

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<v Speaker 2>newly married, and my husband and I are renting a

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<v Speaker 2>house in a quaint Saint Louis neighborhood. We'd become friends

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<v Speaker 2>with our neighbor across the street named Joe and his

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<v Speaker 2>roommate Darryl. Joe Darrel older guys did odd job, so

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<v Speaker 2>they were home a lot. But we're overall friendly and helpful,

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<v Speaker 2>like when my crappy ass card needed to jump in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, Joe would be walking over to help me

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<v Speaker 2>within minutes of me realizing my car was dead. Multiple times,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, naively, what a great neighbor. I worked my

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<v Speaker 2>first office job then, and it was ten minutes from home,

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<v Speaker 2>so every day I'd come home to eat lunch and

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<v Speaker 2>feed our dog and maybe smoke some weed. Says this

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<v Speaker 2>comes into play. One day, I head back to work

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<v Speaker 2>after said lunch break, and about ten minutes later, I

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<v Speaker 2>get a call on my desk phone. We didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>cell phones then, asking if my name was x y

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<v Speaker 2>Z and if I lived at x y Z. I'm like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah it It was a local police. They said someone

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<v Speaker 2>had broken into my home. I was a little stone,

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<v Speaker 2>so I was like, oh, I was home just ten

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<v Speaker 2>minutes ago for a lunch break. It was just me,

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<v Speaker 2>and they said, ma'am, you need to come home. We

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<v Speaker 2>caught a man coming out of your house. Oh, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the shocked emoji. I raced home when you guessed it,

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<v Speaker 2>my neighbor Joe is handcuffed and sitting on the side

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<v Speaker 2>of my driveway. Turns out, after I left to go

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<v Speaker 2>back to work, our neighbor next door heard our dog

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<v Speaker 2>barking his ass off and saw Joe sneak into our

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<v Speaker 2>backyard and into our back door, so she called the

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<v Speaker 2>cops because she knew it was weird. Cops arrived catch

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<v Speaker 2>him coming out the back door and search him and ladies,

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<v Speaker 2>all he had on him was a dirty pair of

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<v Speaker 2>my underwear and a walkie talkie. Oh yes, a walkie talkie.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in shock. So then the cops say, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go inside to see if anything else is missing. I panicked.

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<v Speaker 2>The bong I had smoked from during lunch break and

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<v Speaker 2>the bag of weed was on our living room table.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, it's okay, Yeah, we don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to go inside. I'm sure all he took was my underwear,

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<v Speaker 2>and the mail cop leans over to me and says, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 2>I looked in the window and saw the weed. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not the one in trouble today.

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<v Speaker 1>Where has this cop been in everyone's life?

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously? Yeah? So here I was walking into my house

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<v Speaker 2>followed by cops walking past my bong and weed in

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<v Speaker 2>a tray, acting like none of us see it while

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<v Speaker 2>we look around and make sure nothing else was missing.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe got arrested, but thanks to lax laws, he bonded

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<v Speaker 2>out about four hours later. That's a whole other story

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<v Speaker 2>involving finding out Joe had been stalking me, my husband,

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<v Speaker 2>his BFF, and a guitar smashing into Joe's forehead and

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<v Speaker 2>more cops and us moving shortly after. I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you say stay safe and don't get murdered,

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<v Speaker 2>trust me, I take that shit seriously. Okay, love you

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<v Speaker 2>by Kim By Kim By Kim Kim.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that happened to you, but it's stay sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>don't I'm just kidding. We hope you say say yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we assume that you are already doing right. That's awful

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<v Speaker 1>and crazy and so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>To have a neighbor like that that you just like,

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<v Speaker 2>are constantly in fear of.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've probably heard of this for other things, but

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't it be cool if there was a service. We're

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<v Speaker 1>very enlarge and intimidating looking biker type men would be

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<v Speaker 1>there when he bonded out standing on his lawn, so

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<v Speaker 1>that the message from the neighborhood is how about you

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off and get out of here? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>We have protection? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that that should be a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Should be I think you just invented it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think poor man's copyright.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't call it Hell's Angels, but it's your just

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<v Speaker 2>face going like this, is that a name?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we trademark that no one's ever done Hell's Angels before? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Knock knock knock.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to redo the subject line of this one,

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<v Speaker 1>but similar beloved MFM. I briefly dated this guy in

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<v Speaker 1>high school who was the walking cliche of an early

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<v Speaker 1>aughts teenage stoner image faded metal band, T shirt, baggy

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<v Speaker 1>jeans with wallet chains without a wallet, and sideshow bob hair.

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<v Speaker 1>One day, he and a buddy skip school to smoke

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<v Speaker 1>weed on his roof. One of them had built a

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<v Speaker 1>bong out of white PVC pipe. Oh, I have done that,

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<v Speaker 1>like a big, long, huge one.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd go on the top of my bunk bed.

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<v Speaker 1>To smoke from it off so you could get high

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<v Speaker 1>enough into Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is like, oh, microplastics, I'm worried about fucking tupperware now,

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<v Speaker 2>but I used to smoke fucking PBC and tinfoil.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news is that you inhanaling that PVC actually

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<v Speaker 1>coated all of your organs. No other microplastics could get

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<v Speaker 1>in that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like I laminated my organs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, great, little it's your own VIP pass to yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sure it was absolutely foul to smoke out

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<v Speaker 1>of approved or confirmed, because one of them threw it

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<v Speaker 1>off the roof and never thought about it again. That afternoon,

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<v Speaker 1>their whole neighborhood was blocked off, cop cars everywhere, state police,

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<v Speaker 1>unmarked vans, crime scene tape, you know the drill. That's

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<v Speaker 1>when the bomb squad showed up. These boys were so

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<v Speaker 1>quick to discard their blackened, plastic monstrosity of a bong

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<v Speaker 1>that they didn't notice it roll into the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>their suburban street. A neighbor must have walked by and

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<v Speaker 1>thought it looked like a pipe bomb, so they did

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<v Speaker 1>their civic duty and reported it to the police. It

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<v Speaker 1>was quickly determined to not be an explosive pipe bomb,

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<v Speaker 1>but a pipe bong.

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<v Speaker 2>Love it. That's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>No one knew it was them, and even if it

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<v Speaker 1>was collected for evidence, they were miners and surprisingly didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have criminal records, no one was the wiser. A real

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<v Speaker 1>stone or miracle, I guess, stay sexy and don't call

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<v Speaker 1>the bomb squad on the Bong Squad. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>all you do. With so much love, Katie from Bloomington,

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite cities.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember, we didn't have a pipe, So you take a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking coke can and and poke holes in it and

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<v Speaker 2>then light it on fucking fire, and we'd inhale. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>what were we inhaling?

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<v Speaker 1>Tiny pieces of aluminium?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Love.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I won't even like, I won't even take the

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<v Speaker 2>receipt at a fucking convenience store because it's toxic. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's toxic. That's why supposed to touch them. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>like we used to fucking I used to smoke math

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<v Speaker 2>out a fucking tinfoil.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. Listen, we have to build our lives from something.

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<v Speaker 1>And if it's gonna be if it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>diet PEPSI can with a thumb, yeah, you know, dent

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<v Speaker 1>in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, then that's.

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<v Speaker 1>What we we do, what we must.

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<v Speaker 2>At least we're not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>At least where we're cycling.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh no, I'm not going to reach the subject line.

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<v Speaker 2>Hayas in episode four forty four and Georgia talks about

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<v Speaker 2>the third man, and I realized I had a third

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<v Speaker 2>man run in that I am forever grateful for. Remember

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<v Speaker 2>third man syndrome. I was in my late twenties, living

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<v Speaker 2>away from my parents for the first time, and had

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<v Speaker 2>just had a lovely night out dancing with my friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Came home nicely buzzed and feeling pretty delightful with myself,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remembered I had some shitty weed. So I

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<v Speaker 2>lit some candles, texted my friend what I was doing,

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<v Speaker 2>and leaned out the window to smoke a badly rolled joint.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend texted back as I was about to drop off,

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<v Speaker 2>don't forget to blow out the candles. And I did

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<v Speaker 2>blow them out except for one. Like I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>was a little drunk, I was a little stone. I

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty much passed out, all cozy in my bed

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<v Speaker 2>when I felt a nudge on my shoulder. I ignored.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I got a thump on my back and that

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<v Speaker 2>whirled me over. I woke up to see the chair

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<v Speaker 2>beside my bed on fire. Yes, and then it's the emoji,

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<v Speaker 2>the smiley emoji, but it's melting into.

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<v Speaker 1>The literally melting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. My first reaction was to try to blow it

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<v Speaker 2>out because drunk, but because they saw my two glasses

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<v Speaker 2>of water on the floor. I had brought up with me,

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<v Speaker 2>so I smart two glasses, hid rate drunk, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>And after a few minutes of panicked but discreete running

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<v Speaker 2>from my room to the bathroom to refill the glasses,

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<v Speaker 2>the fire was out. My roommates were none the wiser,

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<v Speaker 2>quietly running so they don't like them on that sad

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like my heart was something my brain reeling from.

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<v Speaker 2>How the actual fuck did I wake up? And who

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<v Speaker 2>punched me? I figured it was one of my grandparents'

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<v Speaker 2>angels and eventually went to sleep. Love you ladies, stay

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<v Speaker 2>sexy and blow out all of the candles or pass

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<v Speaker 2>on the shitty weed. Frankie, she her, Frankie. I got

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you home.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim would be very upset if you heard this. Hometown.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the thing that he would harangue me about

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, like when I was college age.

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<v Speaker 2>The candles.

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<v Speaker 1>He really really doesn't like candles because it's you. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>you like candles when you're high or drunk, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I Vince forgot to blow one out the other night

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<v Speaker 2>when he left that I had lit because he never

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<v Speaker 2>lights them right, So he was like I didn't, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you should. I should always look for candle.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, maybe you guys need a little like a candle whiteboard.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to go down and be like Jack lit

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<v Speaker 1>it in the conservatory. Please put it out. I love

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<v Speaker 1>that thing where like you come in hours later and

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<v Speaker 1>it's all and you're to liquid and you're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't explode.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh my god, Okay, this is a weed story

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<v Speaker 1>made for me. I won't reach you. The subject line

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<v Speaker 1>it says evening ladies at all. I love the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and your consistent advocacy for mental health awareness. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Emily. You can use it now now that the

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<v Speaker 1>pleasantries are over.

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<v Speaker 2>Buckle up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's twenty eighteen. I was nineteen years old and working

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<v Speaker 1>at an outlet mall. And then in parentheses it says

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<v Speaker 1>tangier outlets because the name of your personal outlet mall

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<v Speaker 1>really matters, does matter in my home state of Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you this piece of information because you can

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<v Speaker 1>easily look this fact up. Oh yeah, this shift isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a normal shift because about two nights before I was

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out smoking weed with a now ex friend.

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<v Speaker 2>She must specify.

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<v Speaker 1>I took some home and I smoked more of it

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<v Speaker 1>turns out they gave me bad spice. What's that synthetic

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<v Speaker 1>pot K two?

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<v Speaker 2>They call it? Oh my god, Okay, that's why it's

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<v Speaker 2>next friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, believe me when I say bad, I mean bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was messed up for about three days. And then

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<v Speaker 1>in parentheses it says time was a blur and says

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<v Speaker 1>fish bowl vision shakes everything. So this is a real Has.

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<v Speaker 2>This happened to me then? Because I've gotten so fucked

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<v Speaker 2>up on weed that it didn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that somebody may have accidentally or whatever you got

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<v Speaker 1>synthetic weed or create there's a weird name for it

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<v Speaker 1>right where you're like, way beyond fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Had Okay, Yeah, explains a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need to call it twice? This is a

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<v Speaker 2>fever dream.

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<v Speaker 1>It's explained how we got here right now exactly? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it says. Anyways, being a resilient teenager, I still went

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<v Speaker 1>to work for some reason. Later in the shift, I

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<v Speaker 1>was handing out price charts for a sale and I

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<v Speaker 1>looked down to pick something up, and that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>feel the rumble and hear the screaming. I look up

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<v Speaker 1>and on day two of a three day high, mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>the ground was gone.

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<v Speaker 2>What.

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<v Speaker 1>I look at one of the other potheads that worked

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<v Speaker 1>in the store and I asked, did you see that too?

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<v Speaker 1>He slowly nodded yes. Then the moment was still until

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<v Speaker 1>a riptide of action began. Six cars went down and

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<v Speaker 1>a woman went with them. So basically, a sinkhole while

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<v Speaker 1>you're high, high on a drug that's kept you high

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<v Speaker 1>for days, so you don't know what's real.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>She was apparently loading bags into her trunk and the

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<v Speaker 1>ground just gave out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh honey.

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<v Speaker 1>People outside were able to get her out safely. Yea.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody in the store just walked out, and I moved

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<v Speaker 1>my car as it was only about ten yards from

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<v Speaker 1>the edge of the sinkle. What yep, operate that view?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was sarcasm, And I know what you're thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and the answer is no. We didn't get to leave

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<v Speaker 1>work early. As my manager put it, the store is

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<v Speaker 1>still standing. Watch hum as my manager slash franchise owner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the time I witnessed a sinkhole open in

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<v Speaker 1>a parking lot while I was stoned out of my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for all your time, And if there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lesson to take from this it's to not fuck with

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<v Speaker 1>Mother Earth and legalize recreational cannabis. I disagree, sound like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yours truly, Emily.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's don't smoke synthetic cannabis is the lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>It's illegalized synthetic cannabis, yes and yes, and illegalized fucked

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<v Speaker 1>up friends that would drug you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, fuck you. Yeah. Okay, it's all coming.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all making sense now. Yeah, I'm doing one of

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<v Speaker 2>those Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You're remembering exactly who you smoked that pop.

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<v Speaker 2>With us triangulating. Okay, this one is about about getting

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<v Speaker 2>your dad high. You'd figure that out anyway, so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just going to reach it. Oh mean no, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>spoiler high ladies. First time writer and newbie listener as

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<v Speaker 2>of this year, I recently went to Europe for a

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<v Speaker 2>work trip that extended into vacation, so I was away

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<v Speaker 2>for almost three weeks. Since my dad lives fifteen minutes away,

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<v Speaker 2>I asked him to stop by occasionally to check my mail,

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<v Speaker 2>check on Kevin, not my kiddy, but an orange kitty

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<v Speaker 2>who lives in the garage, and just generally make sure

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<v Speaker 2>my house wasn't going to fall down. While I was

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<v Speaker 2>gone Style. About two weeks into my trip, I got

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<v Speaker 2>the longest text message from my dad. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>he has ever typed a little background here. Like many

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<v Speaker 2>boomer parents, my dad is a man of few words

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<v Speaker 2>and is known to very abruptly end phone conversations with

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of variation of well, I'm done talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I respect that a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>My brother and I have even taken to sharing our

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<v Speaker 2>call logs to see who can have the longer conversation

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<v Speaker 2>with him. Anything past ten minutes is a miracle. Back

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<v Speaker 2>to the text I received, it was a book about

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<v Speaker 2>how he had spent some time at my house the

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<v Speaker 2>previous day, and while he was there, he did the

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<v Speaker 2>following things. Checked my mail, but then noticed my mailbox

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<v Speaker 2>was a bit wobbly, so he made a plan for repair.

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<v Speaker 2>Watched a Netflix movie while eating leftover food in my fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Noticed my car's registration sticker was on the couch and

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<v Speaker 2>not on my car, so he fixed that problem, set

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<v Speaker 2>the clocks on my microwave an oven, made sure Kevin

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<v Speaker 2>had food and water. God Dad, Yeah, besides finding this

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<v Speaker 2>text a little out of the ordinary, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 2>much about it. He's a dad, and actions are his

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<v Speaker 2>love language, so I thought he was just enjoying being

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<v Speaker 2>at my house. That is until I came home and

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<v Speaker 2>saw the remnants of two THCHC containing strawberry lemonade drinks

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<v Speaker 2>in my recycled bin that definitely were not there before.

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<v Speaker 2>As a former hippie, my dad isn't unfamiliar with partaking

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<v Speaker 2>in certain recreational habits, but we haven't exactly discussed what

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<v Speaker 2>those habits are with one another. Such a dad thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I have so many questions and very few answers now,

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<v Speaker 2>though no wonder he ate all my snacks and zoned

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<v Speaker 2>out out in the living room. Had paranoia kicked in

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<v Speaker 2>when he realized he didn't know what time it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I get the strain of thch that made him

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<v Speaker 2>super productive? And DELI had twice the suggested serving size.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see him here in a couple of weeks, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still considering my approach. Do I ask him directly

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<v Speaker 2>if you knew what he drank? Or do I ask

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<v Speaker 2>a series of leading questions to try to discern how

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<v Speaker 2>high he actually was. The latter part sounds more fun

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<v Speaker 2>at least. Thanks for all you ladies. Do you make

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<v Speaker 2>my Monday, Wednesday, and Friday drives to work quite enjoyable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be working on breaking that top ten percent next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay sexy and keep hiding your weed from your parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Even as a thirty eight year old Emily.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, So Emily's saying that those weren't her pot drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like they were. Oh they were. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>were in her fridge and her dad went in a

0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:48.480
<v Speaker 2>fridge to like.

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<v Speaker 1>Get she was saying they weren't in the garbage before

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<v Speaker 1>she left, right, Oh got It got her because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, is he did he just come to the

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<v Speaker 1>house and sneak his own weed drinks? But he thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was having a nice soda.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, so, oh shit, I know I was. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. Yeah, they weren't the recycling, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, all of those pieces. It's so funny. Whereas

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<v Speaker 1>like he sat and watched a Netflix movie in eight Leftovers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sir, and then did the weirdest thing, which is

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<v Speaker 2>text her the longest fucking text message about everything he did,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I'm doing. But also, if you were super

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<v Speaker 1>high and you didn't understand why it would feel really

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<v Speaker 1>good to be like, hey, Georgia, Yeah, I'm I'm just

0:20:26.320 --> 0:20:28.879
<v Speaker 1>sitting here and everything's normal and petting the dogs a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I'm watching a movie. I'm mighty some popcorn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you you answering me, would be like, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're still on.

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<v Speaker 2>Earth right and everything is still fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fine it I think that's it. God, that went fast.

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<v Speaker 1>That was delight Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Please send those and maybe we'll do another high one

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<v Speaker 2>just for the fun of it. It doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be four twenty to celebrate all your fucked up stories

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<v Speaker 2>about getting high.

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<v Speaker 1>And you don't have to take your clothes off to

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<v Speaker 1>have a good time. So don't feel pressured about this

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<v Speaker 1>episode that you're supposed to like drugs. You're not supposed.

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<v Speaker 2>To drugs now. We highly recommend you don't know like them.

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<v Speaker 2>But send your emails to my favorite murder at Gmail

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<v Speaker 2>and stay sexy, don't get murdered. Goodbye, Elvis, Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to cookie?

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