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Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to my favorite murder, the Mini.

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Speaker 2: So that's right, we read you your stories, your emails.

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Speaker 1: This is the first time we've ever done this, so

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Speaker 1: just stay patient with us, Just stay in here with us.

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Speaker 2: It's only even what ten years, just ten in a row.

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Speaker 2: Oh and this is themed. I think this is the

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Speaker 2: first time we've done this. This is four twenty themes

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Speaker 2: because it's coming out on four twenty.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I love that we want to celebrate the

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Speaker 1: crime stories, the personal stories, the grandma stories that also

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Speaker 1: involve marijuana.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even smoke it, but I fucking love

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Speaker 2: that this is a thing.

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Speaker 1: So listen. You don't have to smoke it to enjoy.

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Speaker 1: Other people smoke it. It's kind of the best part

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Speaker 1: of pot. Write other people's horrible stories about pot. I

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Speaker 1: have one that involves California adventure. Is it because you

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Speaker 1: ate a cookie and then decided you needed another cookie?

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Speaker 1: Because that's every pot story I've ever heard in my.

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Speaker 2: Life something like that, And I freaked the fuck out.

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Speaker 1: You go first, not unlike the time you did it

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Speaker 1: at the Tom Petty concert.

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Speaker 2: No, that was mushrooms, I think, Oh was it? Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 2: we'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Different.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it on mushroom Day. I get mushroom Day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you want me to go first? The subject

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Speaker 1: line perfectly kicking this off of this email is an

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Speaker 1: infamous killer, a grandpa and illegal weed. Hello, Karen Georgia

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Speaker 1: Pets an exactly right crew. I first listened to your

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Speaker 1: podcast in twenty twenty and have only become a bigger

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Speaker 1: fan with every listen. I have a story I think

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Speaker 1: is worthy of writing in, so here we go. In

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven, my grandpa was working as a truck

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Speaker 1: driver and one day he had some time to kill,

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Speaker 1: so he decided to spend the rest of the day

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Speaker 1: and night with old friend that lived near Aspen, Colorado.

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Speaker 1: He headed that way into a night of catching up, drinking, smoking,

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Speaker 1: and having absolutely no clue how different that day could

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Speaker 1: have ended up for him. The day he just so

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Speaker 1: happened to have extra time was the day Ted Bundy

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Speaker 1: jumped out of the courthouse window in Aspen. What remember

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Speaker 1: that part of that insane journey. The Aspen police stopped

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Speaker 1: and considering that my grandpa was driving a truck full

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Speaker 1: lucky coincidence this was. Oh no, my dad was born

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Speaker 1: just two years later, and considering my grandpa would have

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Speaker 1: or I would have never been born. I never even

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Speaker 1: knew my grandpa until the twenty tens, when he sent

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Speaker 1: my dad a letter in the mail explaining that he

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Speaker 2: Wait, so he got caught with the illegal weed because

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Speaker 2: they were searching for.

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Speaker 1: He didn't get caught because they were looking for Ted Bundy.

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Speaker 1: Oh so, but there was like they set up the point,

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Speaker 1: the checkpoint, but they weren't looking for They weren't there

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Speaker 1: to search people's stuff. They were looking for Ted Bundy.

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Speaker 1: So they're they're like, go on, go ahead, sir, you're

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Speaker 1: not a serial killer. Oh my god, my weed. And

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Speaker 1: I thank you. My family and myself had the great

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Speaker 1: pleasure of getting to hear all his crazy stories like

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Speaker 1: this one for a couple of years before he died.

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Speaker 1: I think about him often, and I'm so grateful I

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your podcast and all that you do.

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Speaker 1: Stay sexy and visit an old friend when you have

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Speaker 1: some time Brindley.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what a trip to just have a parent and.

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Speaker 1: Not know them right, and then they come into your

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Speaker 1: life when you're an adult, right, so you have a

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Speaker 1: whole new, weird relationship and the issues that come with us.

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Speaker 2: It's so many things to process.

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Speaker 1: But more than that, that guy must have like pulled

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Speaker 1: to your wedding. I mean a truck filled with week seventies.

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Speaker 2: Especially that's prison for a long fucking time. Straight to prison,

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Speaker 2: straight to prison. Okay, straight to jail, ud arm, that

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Speaker 2: was good. Someone in my house that shouldn't be. Hello, darlings.

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Speaker 2: It's two thousand and three. I'm twenty three years old,

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Speaker 2: newly married, and my husband and I are renting a

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Speaker 2: roommate Darryl. Joe Darrel older guys did odd job, so

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Speaker 2: so every day I'd come home to eat lunch and

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Speaker 2: after said lunch break, and about ten minutes later, I

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Speaker 2: yeah it It was a local police. They said someone

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Speaker 2: and they said, ma'am, you need to come home. We

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Speaker 2: caught a man coming out of your house. Oh, and

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Speaker 2: then the shocked emoji. I raced home when you guessed it,

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Speaker 2: my neighbor Joe is handcuffed and sitting on the side

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Speaker 2: all he had on him was a dirty pair of

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Speaker 2: my underwear and a walkie talkie. Oh yes, a walkie talkie.

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Speaker 2: I was in shock. So then the cops say, let's

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Speaker 2: The bong I had smoked from during lunch break and

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Speaker 2: the bag of weed was on our living room table.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's okay, Yeah, we don't need

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Speaker 2: to go inside. I'm sure all he took was my underwear,

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Speaker 2: and the mail cop leans over to me and says, ma'am,

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Speaker 2: I looked in the window and saw the weed. You're

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Speaker 2: not the one in trouble today.

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Speaker 1: Where has this cop been in everyone's life?

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Speaker 2: Seriously? Yeah? So here I was walking into my house

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Speaker 2: Joe got arrested, but thanks to lax laws, he bonded

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Speaker 2: out about four hours later. That's a whole other story

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Speaker 2: his BFF, and a guitar smashing into Joe's forehead and

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Speaker 2: more cops and us moving shortly after. I think that's

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Speaker 1: Oh, I get it.

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Speaker 2: So when you say stay safe and don't get murdered,

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Speaker 2: trust me, I take that shit seriously. Okay, love you

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Speaker 2: by Kim By Kim By Kim Kim.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happened to you, but it's stay sexy,

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Speaker 1: don't I'm just kidding. We hope you say say yeah,

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Speaker 1: we assume that you are already doing right. That's awful

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Speaker 1: and crazy and so hard.

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Speaker 2: To have a neighbor like that that you just like,

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Speaker 1: Now you've probably heard of this for other things, but

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it be cool if there was a service. We're

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Speaker 1: very enlarge and intimidating looking biker type men would be

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Speaker 1: fuck off and get out of here? Right?

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Speaker 2: We have protection? Now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that that should be a thing.

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Speaker 2: Should be I think you just invented it.

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Speaker 1: I think poor man's copyright.

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Speaker 2: I don't call it Hell's Angels, but it's your just

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Speaker 1: Can we trademark that no one's ever done Hell's Angels before? Right?

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Speaker 1: Knock knock knock.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to redo the subject line of this one,

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Speaker 1: but similar beloved MFM. I briefly dated this guy in

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Speaker 1: One day, he and a buddy skip school to smoke

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Speaker 1: bong out of white PVC pipe. Oh, I have done that,

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Speaker 2: We'd go on the top of my bunk bed.

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Speaker 2: Which is like, oh, microplastics, I'm worried about fucking tupperware now,

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Speaker 2: but I used to smoke fucking PBC and tinfoil.

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Speaker 1: The good news is that you inhanaling that PVC actually

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Speaker 2: It's almost like I laminated my organs.

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Speaker 1: That's right, great, little it's your own VIP pass to yourself.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sure it was absolutely foul to smoke out

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Speaker 2: Love it. That's tough.

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Speaker 1: No one knew it was them, and even if it

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Speaker 1: stone or miracle, I guess, stay sexy and don't call

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Speaker 1: the bomb squad on the Bong Squad. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: all you do. With so much love, Katie from Bloomington,

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Speaker 2: Remember, we didn't have a pipe, So you take a

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Speaker 2: fucking coke can and and poke holes in it and

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Speaker 2: then light it on fucking fire, and we'd inhale. Yeah

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Speaker 2: what were we inhaling?

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Speaker 1: Tiny pieces of aluminium?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Love.

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Speaker 2: Now I won't even like, I won't even take the

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Speaker 2: receipt at a fucking convenience store because it's toxic. You know,

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Speaker 2: it's toxic. That's why supposed to touch them. But it's

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Speaker 2: like we used to fucking I used to smoke math

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Speaker 2: out a fucking tinfoil.

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Speaker 1: You know. Listen, we have to build our lives from something.

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Speaker 1: And if it's gonna be if it's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: diet PEPSI can with a thumb, yeah, you know, dent

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Speaker 1: in it.

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Speaker 1: Jim would be very upset if you heard this. Hometown.

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Speaker 1: This is the thing that he would harangue me about

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Speaker 1: It's twenty eighteen. I was nineteen years old and working

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Speaker 2: This happened to me then? Because I've gotten so fucked

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Speaker 1: Thank you for all your time, And if there's a

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Speaker 1: Uh yours truly, Emily.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's don't smoke synthetic cannabis is the lesson.

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Speaker 1: It's illegalized synthetic cannabis, yes and yes, and illegalized fucked

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, fuck you. Yeah. Okay, it's all coming.

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Speaker 2: It's all making sense now. Yeah, I'm doing one of

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Speaker 2: With us triangulating. Okay, this one is about about getting

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Speaker 2: As a former hippie, my dad isn't unfamiliar with partaking

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Speaker 2: I have so many questions and very few answers now,

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Speaker 2: though no wonder he ate all my snacks and zoned

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Speaker 2: Did I get the strain of thch that made him

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Speaker 2: I'll see him here in a couple of weeks, and

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Speaker 2: I'm still considering my approach. Do I ask him directly

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Speaker 2: at least. Thanks for all you ladies. Do you make

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Speaker 2: my Monday, Wednesday, and Friday drives to work quite enjoyable.

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Speaker 2: I'll be working on breaking that top ten percent next year.

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Speaker 2: Stay sexy and keep hiding your weed from your parents.

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Speaker 2: Even as a thirty eight year old Emily.

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Speaker 1: Wait, So Emily's saying that those weren't her pot drinks.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like they were. Oh they were. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: Get she was saying they weren't in the garbage before

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sir, and then did the weirdest thing, which is

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Speaker 1: Here's what I'm doing. But also, if you were super

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Speaker 1: good to be like, hey, Georgia, Yeah, I'm I'm just

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Speaker 1: you're still on.

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Speaker 2: Earth right and everything is still fine.

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Speaker 1: You're fine it I think that's it. God, that went fast.

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Speaker 1: That was delight Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Please send those and maybe we'll do another high one

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Speaker 2: just for the fun of it. It doesn't have to

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Speaker 2: be four twenty to celebrate all your fucked up stories

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Speaker 2: about getting high.

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Speaker 1: And you don't have to take your clothes off to

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Speaker 1: have a good time. So don't feel pressured about this

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Speaker 1: episode that you're supposed to like drugs. You're not supposed.

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Speaker 2: To drugs now. We highly recommend you don't know like them.

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Speaker 2: But send your emails to my favorite murder at Gmail

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Speaker 2: and stay sexy, don't get murdered. Goodbye, Elvis, Do you

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Molly Smith and our associate producer

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Speaker 2: is Tessa Hughes.

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Speaker 1: Our editor is Aristotle Ascevedo.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by Leona Squalacci.

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