WEBVTT - We Pushed Back Your Vacation

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Froggy, we're so excited about your phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it all about?

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<v Speaker 1>Our listener Jill writes in she wants to phone tap

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<v Speaker 1>her husband Robert. They're planning a big old vacation, and

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<v Speaker 1>I call from the beach resort to let them know that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to have to move your reservation because we're

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<v Speaker 1>hosting a charity event that weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You know this scenario always works out beautifully, Yeah, it does. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>when you mess with people's vacation, you're really really asking

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<v Speaker 2>for it. Let's see what happened to today's Froggie phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Robert place.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, this is Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Robert than This as mister Lester from the resort

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<v Speaker 1>was calling in to speak to you about your upcoming

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<v Speaker 1>vacation that you have planned with us here. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean there's twelve of you booked three separate rooms.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, your planation, so okay, I've got it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to need to move you back by one week.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's unacceptable. I'm sorry, No that came, it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>No, well, in the in the in the fine print

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<v Speaker 1>that you have unaccessible.

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<v Speaker 3>I read the fine print of my reservation where we're

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<v Speaker 3>a company that the Jews wouldn't set me over. So

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<v Speaker 3>I saved way too much money for this. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>going to happen. Look, I'm way too busy to deal

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<v Speaker 3>with this right now, so regulation stays as it is.

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<v Speaker 3>By I gotta go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I I believe we were disconnected, Robert, this is

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<v Speaker 1>mister right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I really have time to really speak with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand what I already made, my intentions perfectly clear

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll make this very quick. I just need to

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<v Speaker 1>move your dates by one week now. We did also

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell you we have a sister property.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not moving date.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, it's not on the date, but we would

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<v Speaker 1>be no more. Excuse me. Did you read the fine

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<v Speaker 1>prints on your reservation?

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<v Speaker 3>Robert? No, no, no, your fine print?

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>My room's already paid for. I've already done the pre pay.

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<v Speaker 3>I've already taken care of every single I and T

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<v Speaker 3>that's across.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Robert, if you show up on those dates, you

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<v Speaker 1>will not have a room to sleep in.

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<v Speaker 3>Robert, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm the paying customer.

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<v Speaker 3>I own you right now. It's dates are mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in charge here. You show up, there'll be no room.

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<v Speaker 3>Now your job is going to be gone, but this

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<v Speaker 3>place is going to be shuttered up by the end

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<v Speaker 3>of the year. Come on, tuger, that's what you got, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>The cbbm A is going to be here that weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of the cbbm A.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the hell that is, and know

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<v Speaker 3>I ever heard of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Children bitten by Mosquito's Association. They're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be here having their annual meeting that weekend. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>very noble cause that our president here at the resort

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<v Speaker 1>is very much behind me.

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<v Speaker 3>That I have the room is mine.

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<v Speaker 1>One in every three children is bitten by a mosquito

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<v Speaker 1>at least once a day all around the world.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't jail. Why are you laughing at me?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it's not me laughing. That's your wife, Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being phone tapped, Robert. It's Froggy from me Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Duran in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Trick your phone topping me? Yeah, check, I love you.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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<v Speaker 3>Duran in the morning show