Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, Froggy, we're so excited about your phone tap.
Speaker 2: What's it all about?
Speaker 1: Our listener Jill writes in she wants to phone tap
Speaker 1: her husband Robert. They're planning a big old vacation, and
Speaker 1: I call from the beach resort to let them know that. Well,
Speaker 1: we're going to have to move your reservation because we're
Speaker 1: hosting a charity event that weekend.
Speaker 2: You know this scenario always works out beautifully, Yeah, it does. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when you mess with people's vacation, you're really really asking
Speaker 2: for it. Let's see what happened to today's Froggie phone tap.
Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, I'm looking for Robert place.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, this is Robert.
Speaker 1: I'm Robert than This as mister Lester from the resort
Speaker 1: was calling in to speak to you about your upcoming
Speaker 1: vacation that you have planned with us here. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you mean there's twelve of you booked three separate rooms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, your planation, so okay, I've got it.
Speaker 1: We're going to need to move you back by one week.
Speaker 3: No, that's unacceptable. I'm sorry, No that came, it happened.
Speaker 1: No, well, in the in the in the fine print
Speaker 1: that you have unaccessible.
Speaker 3: I read the fine print of my reservation where we're
Speaker 3: a company that the Jews wouldn't set me over. So
Speaker 3: I saved way too much money for this. It's not
Speaker 3: going to happen. Look, I'm way too busy to deal
Speaker 3: with this right now, so regulation stays as it is.
Speaker 3: By I gotta go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Yes, I I believe we were disconnected, Robert, this is
Speaker 1: mister right.
Speaker 3: Now, I really have time to really speak with you.
Speaker 3: I understand what I already made, my intentions perfectly clear
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll make this very quick. I just need to
Speaker 1: move your dates by one week now. We did also
Speaker 1: want to tell you we have a sister property.
Speaker 3: We're not moving date.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, it's not on the date, but we would
Speaker 1: be no more. Excuse me. Did you read the fine
Speaker 1: prints on your reservation?
Speaker 3: Robert? No, no, no, your fine print?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: My room's already paid for. I've already done the pre pay.
Speaker 3: I've already taken care of every single I and T
Speaker 3: that's across.
Speaker 1: Well, Robert, if you show up on those dates, you
Speaker 1: will not have a room to sleep in.
Speaker 3: Robert, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm the paying customer.
Speaker 3: I own you right now. It's dates are mine.
Speaker 1: I'm in charge here. You show up, there'll be no room.
Speaker 3: Now your job is going to be gone, but this
Speaker 3: place is going to be shuttered up by the end
Speaker 3: of the year. Come on, tuger, that's what you got, bitch.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 1: The cbbm A is going to be here that weekend.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of the cbbm A.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell that is, and know
Speaker 3: I ever heard of it.
Speaker 1: It's the Children bitten by Mosquito's Association. They're going to
Speaker 1: be here having their annual meeting that weekend. It's a
Speaker 1: very noble cause that our president here at the resort
Speaker 1: is very much behind me.
Speaker 3: That I have the room is mine.
Speaker 1: One in every three children is bitten by a mosquito
Speaker 1: at least once a day all around the world.
Speaker 3: I don't jail. Why are you laughing at me?
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not me laughing. That's your wife, Jill.
Speaker 1: You're being phone tapped, Robert. It's Froggy from me Elvis
Speaker 1: Duran in the morning.
Speaker 3: Trick your phone topping me? Yeah, check, I love you.
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