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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject something wasn't smelling right. But right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: nev Fix to teen lord, fix to ten. Yeah, gotta

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Speaker 1: be aggressive with it, y'all, you know, and you gotta

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Speaker 1: be in prank mode when you ain't in mode. That

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Speaker 1: don't work, right, But watch this right here? Fix to

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Speaker 1: teen Yeah, right, sorry, one more time, fix to team run. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is La Trend. Who you work at? Yes? I do?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Okay? What you were there? Did you

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Speaker 1: work last Wednesday? Like from six to I guess six

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Speaker 1: to close? Yeah? I work every Wednesday? Yeah? Who who

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Speaker 1: is this? Hey? My name is Out and I basically,

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Speaker 1: uh uh, you know, looked around to try and get

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Speaker 1: your phone numb. I got a bit of a complaint

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Speaker 1: out Wait wait wait wait wait, you're calling me with

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Speaker 1: a complaint on my cell phone. Who gave you my number?

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Speaker 1: I've done the research to get your number, man, And

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Speaker 1: what I'm calling you about is, while I was in

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Speaker 1: there getting the sandwich and eating, I'm realizing that you

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Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom without washing your hands and

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Speaker 1: which First of all, you need to be calling the

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Speaker 1: corporate headquarters if you got to complaint or you got

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Speaker 1: that eight hundred number on the back of your receipt.

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Speaker 1: Don't be calling my cell phone. Whoever gave your gave

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Speaker 1: you myself on them a whoof dad. Hey, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: The problem is that you're coming out not washing your hands. No, no,

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Speaker 1: the problem I don't never come out and not wash

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Speaker 1: my hands. First of all, you're working I've been working

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Speaker 1: out for three years. Be coming to me with no

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Speaker 1: books that I ain't came out and I washed my hands.

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Speaker 1: I guess you ain't been washing your hands for three years,

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Speaker 1: and you you're you're coming out, you know, unsanitizing this

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Speaker 1: way you're treating people. Don't. First of all, don't be

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Speaker 1: calling my phone talking about I ain't washed my hands,

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Speaker 1: like I said. I've been there three years. I've been

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Speaker 1: employer of the month six times. Don't be coming to

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Speaker 1: me with none of this before. I don't like how

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Speaker 1: you employ the money. You must be the nasty employer

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Speaker 1: of the month because you're coming out you're not washing

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Speaker 1: your head. I saw you scratch your head and you

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Speaker 1: ain't putting always for gloves on my hand. You ain't

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Speaker 1: have gloves that. We don't know who the hell you

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Speaker 1: think you are. But don't be calling my phone with this.

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Speaker 1: You need to be calling headquarters if you gotta complaint.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what. I'm gonna call headquarters. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: at a mom to see if you're gonna be up

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Speaker 1: in there with some gloves on, or you're gonna come

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Speaker 1: out there out of the bathroom again with the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Come on up there. I'm gonna be there from six

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Speaker 1: to close, sixty close, and I'll bet you if you

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Speaker 1: come up to the all I don'na make it stand

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Speaker 1: with you. You're gonna do what I'm gonna make it

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Speaker 1: stand with you out show who you think you're talking to. Yo.

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Speaker 1: You said your name was around right. Don't be calling

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Speaker 1: my phone with this. Hey, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying to you is this right here. If

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Speaker 1: I come up in there tomorrow and find out you

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Speaker 1: ain't got the good lups so you get who are

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Speaker 1: you're gonna with mine? You're gonna want sixty ten. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be up there from six to ten. I ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna call nobody ain't calling my brothers, my cousin, my

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Speaker 1: uncle or nothing. I'm gon whoopy by myself. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna you you're gonna try to take on them. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna whoop your by myself. That's what I said.

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Speaker 1: You'll need to get to a little man. Sit behind

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom and wash your hands and keep put

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Speaker 1: on your hand because you're don'na be coming some people

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Speaker 1: food like that. Bring your throwing up there six to ten.

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Speaker 1: You know where I work, six sits in and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna whoop y'all. Who you think you're talking to? I

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Speaker 1: don't even know who you are, but I'm gonna know

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Speaker 1: your tomorrow. I'm gonna know you tomorrow. Bring your throwing

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Speaker 1: up there, six sticks in and I'm gonna whoop y'all.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming up there the mall. Come on, I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm not going up to tomorrow. Matter of fact, I'm

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Speaker 1: be and you steady. I'm about woman. That's who. Bring

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Speaker 1: who what kind man is you? Anyways? To be talking

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Speaker 1: about fighting a walk? You will? And you are? What

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Speaker 1: what you called me? Um? See te a you. I'm

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Speaker 1: coming up to to see you tomorrow. Is you is?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be? Really when I get up there? What's

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Speaker 1: up you anyway? Your car friend talking about you gonna

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Speaker 1: fight female? Get over some hand washing, bring yours and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what it is six to ten.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here a matter of fact, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: be there at five forty five. Bring your supper at

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Speaker 1: five o'clock in and I'm gonna woof y'all? Who'd you thir?

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Speaker 1: Talking to see? I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to bring

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Speaker 1: up for tomorrow six to ten. He's gonna see You're

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Speaker 1: gonna see what's up? I got one of my friends

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Speaker 1: say to you for her come up there to moll

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Speaker 1: I don't go. You got to say, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I whoop yo say that I got I got one

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Speaker 1: more friend. Listen to make what you listen? What what

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Speaker 1: this a few? Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Who you say? Who? Hey? This is nephew Timmy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked by

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Speaker 1: your co workers. Man. You man, see, man, y'all got me.

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Speaker 1: Man's like sixt in the mall. I got something for her.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna have to watch her back every hour, every

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Speaker 1: hour on the hour. I got something for her. I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna hurt of, but I'm definitely gonna do it

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Speaker 1: in to morrow. Believe that was you, ready though I

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Speaker 1: was shell. Yeah, I'm gonna man, you don't even know

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Speaker 1: what you had the story for you. You're like that

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Speaker 1: y'uncle is gonna pull me off, and that probably wouldn't

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Speaker 1: have been enough either. Hey, I got one more thing

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Speaker 1: to ask you, baby girl, what is what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio station in the land? You already know Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show sixty Baby, come on down sixteen. I'm here,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, Come on. I gave you my hours six pm. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I usually come in five minutes and they washed my

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Speaker 1: hand played too much. Nephew. All right, y'all check it

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Speaker 1: out x pil Civic Auditorium, the NEPH. We will be neph.

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Speaker 1: You would be there alone with my boy, Bruce. Bruce.

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Speaker 1: That's Friday. That's this Friday, y'all. April nineteen is going down.

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Speaker 1: That's good Friday. Good Friday. The Nephew would be in

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Speaker 1: the building, and then Virginia Beach Comedy Club May second

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Speaker 1: through the fourth. They're all laying in the cut. I'm

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Speaker 1: on my way now, Uncle Steve. Check this high Texas

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Speaker 1: Cattle Texas, Arkansas right there on the border. Neph you

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Speaker 1: going to the Texa kind of convention center. Um, take

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Speaker 1: us our own seal in tech A, Canada. If you

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Speaker 1: you know, you know, we got a lot of older

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Speaker 1: people that don't want to go online and get no tickets.

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Speaker 1: They want to physically go buy their ticket. So Thick

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Speaker 1: is gonna sell at the Miracle Closet and also at

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Speaker 1: g Q Fashion right there, your Miracle closet, because after

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Speaker 1: you get it out of there is that's how it's

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Speaker 1: gonna look on like a miracle and the g Q closet,

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Speaker 1: No g Q Fashion, g Q Fashion and the Miracle closet,

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Speaker 1: the Tommy. You ought to go there and get your

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Speaker 1: outfit from g Q and there wear it on stage.

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Speaker 1: That would be great promotion, man, if it'll prove that

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Speaker 1: you love the city. So you want to go get

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Speaker 1: your out from g Q. Yeah, So go in like

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Speaker 1: the day before, going in and get me something to well,

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Speaker 1: give me something out of Miracle close and give me

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Speaker 1: something else on the g Q fash. Yeah but you've

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Speaker 1: always taught me to have my outfit ready when I

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Speaker 1: get to the city. Yeah, but I want you to now,

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Speaker 1: since they're selling your tickets, I want you to go

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Speaker 1: down there and buy your your outfit from them and

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Speaker 1: wad Okay, they probably got a nice crushed velvet outfit.

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Speaker 1: Not not the crushed velvet. They don't nobody wear crushed velvet.

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Speaker 1: And eight men, Mate, Tommy, you ain't up been down

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Speaker 1: South had there were white on Christmas? White. Get your

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Speaker 1: tickets at Miracle Closet or g Q Fashion, or you

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Speaker 1: can go online go to Thoms dot com, click on

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Speaker 1: text I can and get your tickets. I will be

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Speaker 1: there Saturday for a Mother's Day Mother's Day weekend. May left.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Who the dude on the taco trucks selling

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Speaker 1: the that they can keep oping? Keep moving up? All right?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, neph you coming up. It is today's Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: subject something wasn't smelling right. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this