Speaker 1: The boys. What's up, you, sexy bastards. This episode of
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Speaker 1: I wish I was screaming victory Monday, victory Week, victory Tuesday,
Speaker 1: all the fun stuff that I usually do. But I
Speaker 1: can't this week because we took an l The boys
Speaker 1: took an l uh to a good Pittsburgh Steelers team.
Speaker 1: And I want to say AJ alluded to it and
Speaker 1: a quote in one of his quotes, but you know,
Speaker 1: when you're five and zero, feeling good, having fun, some
Speaker 1: of the stuff that some of the bad stuff, it
Speaker 1: gets swept up under the rug. Unfortunately, some of that
Speaker 1: bad stuff caught up to us, and the boys got
Speaker 1: humbled by the Steelers, a good Steelers football team. All
Speaker 1: credit to the Steelers. They they came into our house
Speaker 1: and beat the boys. But the boys will be I
Speaker 1: the boys are always all right in the In the
Speaker 1: quote to quote to quote my co host Taylor Luwan,
Speaker 1: the boys are gonna be a you go in. You
Speaker 1: gotta be hard on yourself. What everybody what I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody does. And this is me speaking in my
Speaker 1: own opinions, me speaking for myself, but I feel like
Speaker 1: every every profession and every player, like anybody who takes
Speaker 1: their job serious, is like this. When something goes wrong
Speaker 1: and you say you quote unquote lose, you put yourself
Speaker 1: under a microscope and you literally want you literally critique
Speaker 1: everything that you do because you feel like if you
Speaker 1: have just stepped a certain way a little different, the
Speaker 1: play would have turned out differently, would have turned out
Speaker 1: more positive, which would have led to us probably winning
Speaker 1: the game. And because everyone always thinks it's their fault
Speaker 1: when you lose the game, like because you look at
Speaker 1: yourself so hard, you're like, if I would have made
Speaker 1: this play, we wouldn't have lost. That's all. I mean.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Because everybody takes their job, you know,
Speaker 1: very seriously. You get a lot of focused individuals that
Speaker 1: takes a lot of pride in their craft. So everyone
Speaker 1: puts the blame on themselves, which is what you want.
Speaker 1: But you know, you got to own the film. You
Speaker 1: gotta watch it. You got to encourage the good stuff.
Speaker 1: You gotta do away with the bad stuff, and you know,
Speaker 1: get coached up on it and be hard on yourself.
Speaker 1: But the boys are gonna be all right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: go to Sincy. I know we're gonna be, you know,
Speaker 1: ready to get this bad taste out of our mouth.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a week full of great attitude and energy,
Speaker 1: a lot of bait, a lot of bde, a lot
Speaker 1: of big dick energy, as we like to say. But
Speaker 1: on the onto the positive. What what can we look
Speaker 1: for this week look forward to? Well, it's still Spootober,
Speaker 1: and Spootober has been amazing. This last episode is Spootober episode
Speaker 1: number four. You guys are gonna love it. But I
Speaker 1: want to give a special shout out to everybody who
Speaker 1: bought our merch, who's embraced a spook, because it has
Speaker 1: been the best year of Spootober thus far. Yes, we've
Speaker 1: only had two. The boys have been embracing it for three.
Speaker 1: We finally put it into the world last year, and
Speaker 1: now we were fully embraced it this year. But our shirts,
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Speaker 1: episodes October number four. You guys are gonna love it
Speaker 1: a lot of good middle school stories, our first makeout sessions,
Speaker 1: Mischief Night, how Rock and Power taught us about Mischief
Speaker 1: Night the day before Halloween, and a lot of good storytelling.
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Speaker 2: What What's today is? It's October twenty sixth, Yes, it's
Speaker 2: the Monday, but guess what you know at the end
Speaker 2: of the week, that's Saturday. Piece And you know in college,
Speaker 2: you know in college and high school when you got
Speaker 2: that weekend peace that turns into the Halloween Peace. You
Speaker 2: know it's gonna be a bit of a deal. Ladies
Speaker 2: and gentlemen, boys and girls. You're in the last episode
Speaker 2: of October. We are so excited to have you today,
Speaker 2: like fucking go hell, oh my, we run strong for
Speaker 2: four weeks long, four weeks long with Ranstrom.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's been a great fucking month. We turned the
Speaker 1: entire month into a holiday.
Speaker 2: And I'm fried absolutely fine. Everywhere I everywhere I turn, everywhere,
Speaker 2: I lurk. I'm seeing something trying to stab me. I'm
Speaker 2: seeing them unseeables. They don't see what seeable. What's coming
Speaker 2: to get me? Life's a little scary.
Speaker 3: There hasn't been a good sleep all month.
Speaker 2: It has not.
Speaker 1: It's been stressful. At this point, you're like, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like burnt out. You're like, you get a little
Speaker 1: burnt and you're like, holy fuck, I gotta watch another
Speaker 1: one tonight.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing about Halloween. When you go thirty
Speaker 2: one days, Yeah, you're a little burnt out at the end.
Speaker 2: There's that classic banger, like the flight, Like Fourth of July,
Speaker 2: it's your favorite holiday. Fourth of July. You start watching
Speaker 2: the fireworks Yeah, it's a little long winded, but that ending,
Speaker 2: that finale, baby, that's what you wait there for.
Speaker 1: You just sit there?
Speaker 2: Are you just sit there? Only a five days left
Speaker 2: is spootober goh bless. And on this episode, the boy
Speaker 2: and I are gonna take you down a little fucking
Speaker 2: world when we're gonna go down our little time machine
Speaker 2: when we're just little pupplets, and we're gonna talk about
Speaker 2: a little fuck a little time when we when we
Speaker 2: first experienced the Halloween. So let's just let's get started
Speaker 2: and well then we'll go up, and then we'll just
Speaker 2: go up until we're older, and it'd be fucking amazing.
Speaker 3: They'll talk about Halloween, trigger tree, Halloween, dude. The experiences.
Speaker 3: How is yours? How is your Halloween experiences?
Speaker 1: Growing up?
Speaker 2: Well, I look at old photos of myself. I was
Speaker 2: also a lion or a bank, like a cute little lion,
Speaker 2: a cute asshole lion.
Speaker 1: The painting with the whiskers, a little hey, little brown nose,
Speaker 1: that cute little uh main.
Speaker 2: Main going around my head. I appreciate. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: about to hit that little I was gonna go there,
Speaker 2: I was. I was about to hit a fucking brick wall,
Speaker 2: brick wall for that fur that goes around the head.
Speaker 2: Had that little deal that was like two or three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was like a pumpkin. And my
Speaker 1: brother was like a crayon.
Speaker 2: I say, hey, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know those dude, Bill?
Speaker 2: And then they didn't They didn't really take Halloween serious,
Speaker 2: did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Billy, Yeah, yeah, Billy, to take Halloween too serious?
Speaker 1: My mom did you know what? You know how it
Speaker 1: is low little, low income, so you got to make
Speaker 1: your costumes sometimes. One year, I want to be the
Speaker 1: ultimate warrior. So she made me a goddamn ultimate war
Speaker 1: She made me a little uh belt, like a championship belt.
Speaker 1: I wore underwear, I guess, and I painted in my
Speaker 1: face and I went bobbing for apples at that Halloween
Speaker 1: park did not and for apples. I was sweating.
Speaker 2: Just I'm so excited that Halloween's right there, dude. I
Speaker 2: know when you were when you were talking, I put
Speaker 2: my like this, and I, oh, I thought I thought
Speaker 2: there was a witch right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, the boys did a great job.
Speaker 1: The boys.
Speaker 2: They stayed strong all month. I mean, I've kind of
Speaker 2: coiled this little deal up a little bit. But we
Speaker 2: made it. We've done it, dude, And this is where
Speaker 2: you your tier ones, your tier twos, give yourself a
Speaker 2: fucking pat in the back.
Speaker 1: Man, even tier three. You're part of the bus. You're
Speaker 1: part of it. They are. They don't want to, They
Speaker 1: don't want to you rank them, and then you see
Speaker 1: a little you see them arguing, you know, you see
Speaker 1: them going back and forth a little bit on social media.
Speaker 1: But we you know, you got to let them know
Speaker 1: that we love all of them. Yeah, anybody that's a
Speaker 1: part of this journey with this, dude. We appreciate them,
Speaker 1: even the haters. Even you need them, you need the
Speaker 1: hat you need them. They keep you feeled.
Speaker 2: But also there's nothing better when someone hates on you
Speaker 2: a little bit and then they come full and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden they are Tier one.
Speaker 1: You know who? What is it? What's the old uh rick?
Speaker 1: Ross them say if you if you have aters, you
Speaker 1: don't have any haters, ain't popping or something like that.
Speaker 1: It's something like.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what that might have been a verbatim
Speaker 2: that was so smooth what you said that might have been?
Speaker 3: You know, you're doing something right when you got people
Speaker 3: who kind of want you to fail.
Speaker 1: Then no question.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, no a, no one ever
Speaker 2: made history falling the rules. Oh good that Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2: But it ain't about It's about that spoopump and here
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 3: What else did you dress up as?
Speaker 1: I heard the lion?
Speaker 2: I know I was a lion. I hit that when
Speaker 2: I was like four and five. That's when for me,
Speaker 2: I was like really starting to understand Halloween. I think
Speaker 2: four and five, I was like, all right, this candy
Speaker 2: out there. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, parents walking
Speaker 2: me from door to door. Yeah, got that pillowcase piece.
Speaker 2: But when you're in four and five, you're not rocking
Speaker 2: the pillow cases yet. You're you're walking the jacka lander
Speaker 2: the little jacky landeer with the black strip that's gonna
Speaker 2: break once you get too much candy in there. But
Speaker 2: you got that because you're staying there. That's your little deal,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. And then you get smart,
Speaker 2: you get savvy around eight or nine, and you fucking
Speaker 2: get that pillowcase on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then pillowcases are firm, they're strong, and they're good hiding
Speaker 2: places under the bed. Then pumpkins are.
Speaker 3: Hard to hide and you get a lot more volume
Speaker 3: in the pillow case, a.
Speaker 2: Lot more volume. But when I was like four or five,
Speaker 2: I was always rocking. Uh, I think, you know what,
Speaker 2: shame on, young Taylor, because I was really I kind
Speaker 2: of went two years in a row being this two
Speaker 2: years in a row being that I didn't There was
Speaker 2: not a lot of imagination the boy apparently, but really, yeah, which,
Speaker 2: you know what, I think, I'm a pretty imaginative guy now,
Speaker 2: but I guess when I was four or five, I
Speaker 2: was just a fucking follower of it.
Speaker 1: Didn't know. You didn't really know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You walk up to your first house and somebody hit you,
Speaker 1: you say trick or treat and somebody says trick and
Speaker 1: you're like fuck.
Speaker 2: And you're and you're head and your four year old
Speaker 2: Hedre's like listen, asshole, just give me the cand.
Speaker 1: What this trick? I want the candy? Oh? Hey, I know,
Speaker 1: but I kind of I kind of went Dracula voice.
Speaker 1: It was like a young Dracula, I want that can.
Speaker 2: I want the can. Dude, Dude, So four and five.
Speaker 2: I know I's been so long winded, but uh, the
Speaker 2: boy was a Power Rangers, a Red Power Ranger. Power
Speaker 2: Ranger was tight.
Speaker 1: Back then, dude, back then, which was your favorite power
Speaker 1: I was to you, what now, if I had to
Speaker 1: pick the Black Power Anger? Just a fan of the
Speaker 1: Black Power Anger, is that the color that just the
Speaker 1: all black kind of looks a little more tough.
Speaker 2: It was black with the white strips, just like just
Speaker 2: like Pokemon, just like all that ship like the o G. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Power Rangers were for me once it started getting all
Speaker 2: over the place type, even though the Black Power kind
Speaker 2: of came in a little late. I'm I like the ogs.
Speaker 3: The Black Power Anger was an o G.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was.
Speaker 2: I think it was yellow, blue.
Speaker 1: Red, No, because that because the Black Power Anger was
Speaker 1: tough as fuck on the video game Get to the
Speaker 1: Little Spinny the little Spinny move was that?
Speaker 3: Like, that's all I got. But I want to say
Speaker 3: the Black Power Enger was.
Speaker 1: He was? He was part of the Ogs. Dude.
Speaker 3: I was a big Tommy fan.
Speaker 1: I was big where he was Green Goes to White
Speaker 1: the first movie. When the first Power Anger movie came
Speaker 1: out then, huh yeah, I was dialed in on the
Speaker 1: I was a big Tommy guy.
Speaker 2: I need you know if black was an original power
Speaker 2: red red black, blue, yellow, pink, and.
Speaker 1: So right, Tommy was kind of somebody that came into the.
Speaker 2: Crew latorre yeah ship the red Powder when they'll just
Speaker 2: it's more fun time, Yeah, and they all get their
Speaker 2: fucking dinosaurs, like, yeah, it's like the worst dude.
Speaker 1: That I reaped that Oh the o G I think
Speaker 1: it was this. My mom got me the dude. That
Speaker 1: was pretty much it. And I was so pissed off
Speaker 1: because I wanted the green one. They didn't have the
Speaker 1: green one. But I'm just fucking pouting there like a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's not all the four and five year
Speaker 2: olds listening to our podcast right now, but if there are,
Speaker 2: and if you if you were four and five at
Speaker 2: one time, which is everybody in the entire world, you'll
Speaker 2: know this having some sort of mask on during Halloween.
Speaker 2: It's a good idea at the time, but it's always debilitating,
Speaker 2: always like you're you're forty five minutes into that thing
Speaker 2: and you're like just breathing, You're like about to pass out.
Speaker 2: You're in that fucking song.
Speaker 3: You feel all the sweat all of your cheeks and stuff,
Speaker 3: like for.
Speaker 2: Like I got, I got, I gotta be the Red
Speaker 2: Power Rage Yeah, but I gotta be powered. But I
Speaker 2: kind of like being Taylor right now, just with a
Speaker 2: red suit on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they get older and you start doing it going
Speaker 2: to party city, grabbing the wolf masks and all like
Speaker 2: the big ones that kind of cover your face, and
Speaker 2: it's like they're all over the place. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: good idea at the time. And then you're, you know,
Speaker 2: thirty minutes into the deal, You're got to fucking take
Speaker 2: this thing off. But dude, the outfit doesn't go with
Speaker 2: it at the end of the mask.
Speaker 1: And then another great thing about being young and Halloween
Speaker 1: are those Halloween parties at school man friends. You have cars,
Speaker 1: you have them a little you'd have a little Halloween
Speaker 1: party and you you would you'd wear your you'd wear
Speaker 1: your jersey or something and just be like a dead player,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just paint a white face on your dead player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you just put webs over you and you
Speaker 1: just be considered a dead baseball. You would go a
Speaker 1: white face. That's pretty I mean, like a ghost, like
Speaker 1: you're a dead player, you know what I'm saying, dead baseball?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I see what you're saying. I get what
Speaker 2: you're saying, because the ghost tell you what. Man, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what. I'll have a little boat. I always
Speaker 2: tell I'm a little older in the in this Halloween
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna do my best to stand of timeline. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but weeh, I gotta talk about someone I'm old. Remind
Speaker 2: me to talk about something I will, I'll remember that
Speaker 2: it is. No.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna remind mind me of yeah, before it's over.
Speaker 1: He said, Oh, you know what it is, don't you like?
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, I'll say that it happened last year.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't wait for the story.
Speaker 2: All right? Perfect? So four and five?
Speaker 3: Why are we still on four and five? What do
Speaker 3: you I'm just talking about?
Speaker 1: Are use like? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But just hit me with four and five and six We'll.
Speaker 3: Talk about when I'm old enough to kind of like you.
Speaker 3: We're kind of in the dress.
Speaker 2: One to ten. Hit me with your staple, with your
Speaker 2: staple deals.
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Speaker 1: when you're going trigger treat.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you were two fer.
Speaker 1: I would try to be.
Speaker 2: I was a cycle guy. Yeah, you same stuff over
Speaker 2: and over and had that money. Can you will?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was like I was like a high maintenance little kid.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I always wanted a lot
Speaker 1: and my mom would just God bless her heart, you
Speaker 1: know the boy. We were poor, so it would be
Speaker 1: we have to paint this, we have to kind of
Speaker 1: make homemade stuff. And I would kind of just sit
Speaker 1: there like, fuck, I just want a costume from Walmart
Speaker 1: that all the cool kids are getting and I got
Speaker 1: to wear fucking homemade shit that you're cutting out construction paper.
Speaker 1: You got to pay my face, and I just got
Speaker 1: to sit there like a little pissed off little kid.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'll tell you what, man, I've been there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been there, and you just.
Speaker 1: Don't know you know what I mean. You're like, why
Speaker 1: why can't I get this stuff?
Speaker 2: Dude? What can we just go out by? It matters
Speaker 2: right right? Talking about when I was like after the
Speaker 2: four or five pace, I was u I was going
Speaker 2: in order, baby.
Speaker 1: I think it's incredible how you can how you were
Speaker 1: calling being sworn when I was literally I.
Speaker 2: Told you four or five is like when Halloween hit
Speaker 2: it for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can see myself walking in my block right now.
Speaker 1: Dude, like running your block too, with the.
Speaker 2: Boys going around the circle hitting it.
Speaker 3: Five boys and five years old.
Speaker 1: Rolling fucking deep at Crazy's house. Stop you call, you
Speaker 1: call your budd's house. Hey, I'm gonna let you come
Speaker 1: on here. We go to my house first.
Speaker 2: Keen Kellen Corkum is my best friend at the time. Dude,
Speaker 2: we had a fucking squad that rolled deep.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I told you guys, a couple of episodes about Crazy
Speaker 2: who had the who in the warehouse? So my my parents,
Speaker 2: no joke. Seven years old at this point and no
Speaker 2: one does this anymore. It's twenty twenty. People get snatched
Speaker 2: up everywhere, right, Yeah, you know it's like, okay, had
Speaker 2: your kids, had your wile and I just rip everybody
Speaker 2: out here that kind of shit.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Well, when I was like seven, we had that ship.
Speaker 2: When I'm like going down in the nineties, baby, I
Speaker 2: was like ninety eight. Yeah, So my parents would go
Speaker 2: to my parents would go to Crazy's house where like
Speaker 2: that was like home base. That was pretty much home
Speaker 2: base for every all the families, and then the kids
Speaker 2: would would venture off into the Great Abyss. It was
Speaker 2: like dark out. The lights for some reason never worked
Speaker 2: on Halloween, at least in this boy's mind right here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: them lights never worked, and my boys and I would
Speaker 2: roll deep. So a couple of years after a couple
Speaker 2: of years after the boy was uh was I was
Speaker 2: a vampire for two years.
Speaker 3: Vampire was an easy out, Like.
Speaker 2: I was two years in a row the vampire. And
Speaker 2: then get this, this is probably the most embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Lips painted really red and Ship got the little fangs
Speaker 1: going on, said there was slick bag. You spray paint
Speaker 1: your hair black. You looking kind of stupid, like if you.
Speaker 2: Wanted it bad too, you'd get the little red caps
Speaker 2: and you put on your teeth and you bite down
Speaker 2: and then the blood would.
Speaker 1: Come and you just turn your friend like like waffles.
Speaker 1: No question.
Speaker 2: So fucking I was.
Speaker 1: I was that.
Speaker 2: I was that, but my most embarrassing one. And my
Speaker 2: mom actually shout out Kelly Riley on this one because
Speaker 2: she smacked this costume. Titanic came out ever, and I'm
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to hear what what do you mean?
Speaker 1: When did she so?
Speaker 2: Titanic came out? Was my favorite movie. I saw it
Speaker 2: four times in theaters, came out on vhs. Them devil
Speaker 2: sided pieces. You know what I'm saying to them, was
Speaker 2: like a book. It's like the Bible, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I went to Blockbuster got the Bible, which
Speaker 2: was the Titanic for me, obsessed with the movie, decided
Speaker 2: to myself, I don't want to be Jack Dawson. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be the captain. All I wanted to
Speaker 2: be was a crew member. Get Titanic. I'll find a
Speaker 2: picture of this too.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 3: When you're a kid man, you just the weirdest ship dude, like, you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be the captain. I remember my mom
Speaker 2: literally asking me, I'm pretty sure I was seven or
Speaker 2: eight when this movie came out, and she's like, you
Speaker 2: don't want to be the captain, Like, nah, I just
Speaker 2: want to be the guy.
Speaker 1: In the Crow's nest.
Speaker 2: Mom, you want to And looking back, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you want to be the guy that fucked everybody up
Speaker 2: by not paying attention. And so my mom went to
Speaker 2: the store. Dude went to Goodwill, snagged me like a suit,
Speaker 2: like a blue suit, and like put on like makeshift
Speaker 2: put on like like little things you would get if
Speaker 2: you worked on a ship, and maybe one of those
Speaker 2: in and out burger hats or whatever. Wide it out
Speaker 2: the inurg I was killing it, bro, I was absolutely
Speaker 2: crushing it. And I was I was, uh a little
Speaker 2: name tense s S S S Titanic. That's great though,
Speaker 2: and the boys slay the boys were rolling deep that did.
Speaker 1: I tell you what?
Speaker 3: When you walk up and then you all go to
Speaker 3: a house and you come back.
Speaker 1: You hey, how many pieces of candy did you get?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you.
Speaker 1: Get a little tight if somebody got an extra piece
Speaker 1: of candy or they grab the king size or.
Speaker 2: Or there's that there was you know, there's the houses
Speaker 2: that like if you live on a in a school,
Speaker 2: like not a school. If you live in like a neighborhood,
Speaker 2: like an actual neighborhood with house suburban neighborhood, which is
Speaker 2: where I lived in that like short little time, there'd
Speaker 2: be the houses that took like embrace the spook, right,
Speaker 2: that would have everything. And then then the parents would
Speaker 2: be ouside handed out candy on their way to craze
Speaker 2: his house. Yeah, and then there'd be them other ship
Speaker 2: stick houses that don't take don't embrace the spoof, and
Speaker 2: they put the bowl of candy out there with the tag,
Speaker 2: with some fucking asshole tag that says please take one.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I'm saying, Yes, you would never
Speaker 2: take one. Right, And shout out to all the kids
Speaker 2: out there that are listening when their parents little listen
Speaker 2: to this podcast, because we do curseal or.
Speaker 1: I assume there's probably a lot of like parents that
Speaker 1: are listening that they can probably take tips, yeah, because
Speaker 1: they probably have little young bucks.
Speaker 2: Parents put out a thing that says, take as many
Speaker 2: as you want, because they're.
Speaker 1: Gonna you know what I'm saying, They want to. They
Speaker 1: want to so bad, they want to look at you
Speaker 1: innocently like tigger tree. Yeah, they just want to be
Speaker 1: able to grab a handful, like how much can they
Speaker 1: like the claw?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they sift through. Yeah, I don't want I
Speaker 2: don't want that whistles, I don't want.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They like mumbling themselves like you just look what a
Speaker 2: weird I.
Speaker 1: Know, but I think of like I think the parents
Speaker 1: that don't want to do anything probabeen. I think of
Speaker 1: a big daddy. Remember when they pull up for Tricker
Speaker 1: Tree It's.
Speaker 3: Like, hey, he keeps knock. He's like, we got a
Speaker 3: kid out here, trigger tree Man.
Speaker 1: It's Halloween and a guy like way from the go way.
Speaker 1: Then he goes around back and goes inside like hits
Speaker 1: him in the shoulder and that gets up and he
Speaker 1: comes and gives him like a bag of like yeah,
Speaker 1: the whole box of checks here. He's like, wait at
Speaker 1: the watch. He wants to watch the watch. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: triggers your treat. He's like happy, happy Yellowen. I tell
Speaker 1: the kid, happy yelloween.
Speaker 2: Take a wolfsk wolf Yeah, dude, dude. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: was SSS Titanic. That was like my that was my ship.
Speaker 2: That was like probably the most staple in my head
Speaker 2: as a child.
Speaker 3: Costume, I believe it. What was what was yours some.
Speaker 2: Sort of wolf?
Speaker 1: Uh? No, no, no, it was I remember when I
Speaker 1: was young and scared wolves.
Speaker 3: Remember I was scared of wall We've.
Speaker 2: Been peeling back layer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was scared of the wolves back in my
Speaker 1: day because I got pranked, got scared, and then also
Speaker 1: the goosebumps to were wolf always spooked me. So I
Speaker 1: was never really a wolf, yeah, Staples, though I was something.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was something different every year. But
Speaker 1: there was always like a the foundation of throwing together
Speaker 1: a costume was always being a dead athlete whatever whatever
Speaker 1: sport I was playing at that really yeah, my mom
Speaker 1: would always talk me into it's by the cheapest route.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was fun though, Dude,
Speaker 1: I fucking I'm all about Halloween. And then okay, we
Speaker 1: won't get ahead, we won't get ahead.
Speaker 2: Jump a little bit ahead.
Speaker 1: Let's get to We've talked about it before in middle
Speaker 1: school when you start learning when you're when you're watching
Speaker 1: the shows. And then I got introduced to the rocket
Speaker 1: power in Mischief Night and you're all in on TPE
Speaker 1: and houses like we had a mini van, all the
Speaker 1: boys we jump in the mini van. Dude and my
Speaker 1: mom again, shut up, my mom. She's big races the spook.
Speaker 1: But now that I'm thinking about it, she would drive
Speaker 1: to t houses, Yeah, she would.
Speaker 3: She would be the getaway car we drive.
Speaker 1: She'd take us in the minivan and we'd drive and
Speaker 1: we'd go TP our friend's house and everything else.
Speaker 3: But one time, one Halloween, she set her ass up.
Speaker 1: She told her friends that we were gonna come get
Speaker 1: their house and to be ready to scare the shit
Speaker 1: out of us.
Speaker 2: Nice move.
Speaker 3: And so we're in the middle tep in the house
Speaker 3: and they.
Speaker 1: Just rip a four wheeler out, a four wheeler out,
Speaker 1: take a chainsaw, noise, and we're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: everybody wrong, dude, And she set her ass up. But dude,
Speaker 1: mischief Night was a huge staple in middle school. She'd
Speaker 1: be like, you'd go and you'd be in Walmart and
Speaker 1: you know, you have a corny little joke that you
Speaker 1: thought you had an original joke. You'd check out at
Speaker 1: the cash register be like, oh, you know how it
Speaker 1: was much Tommy's hurting. We got a lot of wipe
Speaker 1: in the do later stack, all the toilet paper, big,
Speaker 1: Oh what do you got going on?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: We got we got people going number two a lot.
Speaker 1: Did your boys like you don't know what the buck
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Yeah, no, cluss dude, check out, throw
Speaker 1: in the back dude, and just go rip toilet paper everywhere.
Speaker 1: And then you'd go when your friend, when your parents
Speaker 1: weren't with you. That's when people would kind of start egging,
Speaker 1: taking as far as egging. Yeah, and you'd agg some
Speaker 1: houses and stuff. I know, some bad ship, dude, But
Speaker 1: you'd have friends like friends would be on alert, dude,
Speaker 1: because you never want to be the guy that got
Speaker 1: got Yeah, because you'd have a crew like say, we
Speaker 1: would all be a crew, but low KEI some of
Speaker 1: some of us want to get somebody else, Like we
Speaker 1: might want to get Taylor's house. So Taylor would sit
Speaker 1: out at night on nights that nothing was happening. I
Speaker 1: bet the boys are out TP and so you'd set
Speaker 1: up wait a buddy. Sean, he would set up a
Speaker 1: he would set up by a tree with a BB
Speaker 1: gun so anybody.
Speaker 3: Would come to his house. He just starts shooting people.
Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, he got dude. Hey, I'm telling you, man, Missouri, bro,
Speaker 1: we get down on some ship and I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: What sounds like Sean might be in jail now. Huh No,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what he's I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's doing.
Speaker 2: Sean, he listened to this podcast hopefully, you bet your ass. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's sitting there in prison with his boys. My boy
Speaker 2: will cop and got that podcast.
Speaker 1: Hey did you hear him? I shot that one hour
Speaker 1: in the yard. Yeah, the radio or whatever, paintball gun anything.
Speaker 2: Just I have had to be ready killer from shooting
Speaker 2: with a paintball gun and Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Still a dent right here. It's like you can feel it.
Speaker 1: Oh, so that's that's what's well, there's a few other things.
Speaker 2: I got this feel this little bit the problem there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got a dent in ahead? What is that?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: That's what's going on.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what lost all my time stables after
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: What about you a miss shift night? Were you a
Speaker 1: mischief night guy? Were you kind of like a delinquent?
Speaker 2: I know you were definitely, guess is my baby.
Speaker 1: You were probably a fucker that would do like you
Speaker 1: probably egg people and put syrup on cars and probably
Speaker 1: throw a flower on top.
Speaker 3: I never did that. I just knew that people did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've done that I'll tell you what I used
Speaker 2: to do. So and that fucked up, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maple syrup, cold night, fucking DUTs dust flour on
Speaker 1: it afterwards, like come on man, Yeah, that was yeah.
Speaker 3: I believe for sure I took.
Speaker 2: Actually, there was a point in my life about three
Speaker 2: four years five six years were Mischief Night was more
Speaker 2: important to me than Halloween. Yeah and so and so
Speaker 2: going up in Arizona for those of you listening, didn't
Speaker 2: rain a lot there, especially not to not a big
Speaker 2: not a big raining month. But if it would ever rain,
Speaker 2: I think it happened one or two times when I
Speaker 2: was when I was a kid, the night before Halloween.
Speaker 2: Rich people only have grass in Arizona, and now there
Speaker 2: was people got turf again, smarter because that water bill
Speaker 2: gets a little ridiculous their heads. I was living, everybody
Speaker 2: had rocks like that was your yard was rocks. Well,
Speaker 2: if it rained, we'd go and buy like fifteen twenty
Speaker 2: packages of fruit by the foot or the uh the yeah,
Speaker 2: for roll ups fruit roll ups from by the foot,
Speaker 2: that type of stuff, and you lay it out over
Speaker 2: people's yards when it was about to rain, and then
Speaker 2: it would rain down it would die all of their
Speaker 2: loss like Blue and Gellow, I thought of that.
Speaker 1: I know, That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, like because it's still warm enough for to
Speaker 2: kind of like Foo's in there, but I mean hall
Speaker 2: like it was really like that's when the weather was breaking.
Speaker 1: Like literally October thirty first is like it's finally starting
Speaker 1: to doing different parts of the country. Man, kids are
Speaker 1: gonna get theirs. I'm thinking out there, they're thinking, but
Speaker 1: if we send the rain thing, it's like perfect time
Speaker 1: to be teeping somebody because toilet paper, you know how
Speaker 1: it gets. It's like they're out there cleaning up that
Speaker 1: they're out there cleaning up things. They're like fucked.
Speaker 2: I'm taking my kids out for sure, to go egg
Speaker 2: and and uh teepee house.
Speaker 1: For you probably let them egg. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: I probably won't take.
Speaker 1: You know your own ass, but I'll tell them about
Speaker 1: it and be I'm gonna give win Rebel and her
Speaker 1: sister a couple of notes, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: A little buck.
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Speaker 2: Mean, there was the classic like you would I would
Speaker 2: sand one side the road. You would stand on the
Speaker 2: one side of the road and then a car would
Speaker 2: come up and then you insible rope.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then what we would also do is take wire
Speaker 2: and put it like from tree to tree and then
Speaker 2: have it so it's super straight so you couldn't really
Speaker 2: see it, and then cars would drive by it and
Speaker 2: it would like, you know, your key a car, It
Speaker 2: would key the entire top of the car. Holy, So
Speaker 2: it would like literally make this giant like shaving a
Speaker 2: piece of like a huge strip of paint off cars.
Speaker 2: So we would do we would do that, change.
Speaker 1: The rocks window. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what. There's this kid I went
Speaker 2: to school with. He he definitely listens to this. He
Speaker 2: moved to New York. His name is Anthony Romano called
Speaker 2: the Maggot Kids.
Speaker 3: Hey, don't do what fucking uncle Taylor's telling you.
Speaker 2: Hey, we were fucking bad kids. But Maggot dude, that
Speaker 2: was my boy, and we would get into some shit
Speaker 2: when we were eleven and twelve years old. We would
Speaker 2: do the wire thing. Yeah, it got kind of hairy
Speaker 2: out there, dude. There was a couple of things. I
Speaker 2: remember some guy chased me down for like three blocks.
Speaker 2: See in his car, ropping curbs and shit like that.
Speaker 2: Just chase down an eleven year old Jesus, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what, Arizona. He is dangerous out there.
Speaker 1: And when you get to that age, too, it's kind
Speaker 1: of like Halloween's not as cool anymore. So you're more
Speaker 1: into the mischief night and on a Halloween instead of
Speaker 1: like doing the trigger treating, you want to have like
Speaker 1: all these masses and shit to scare kids, right, Like
Speaker 1: you want to go set up at somebody's house. Oh,
Speaker 1: We're going to be the spookiest house and scare all
Speaker 1: these kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Fuck. I mean before we
Speaker 2: get away from like, uh, middle school, I got a
Speaker 2: little bit of embarrassing tale to tell.
Speaker 1: What how old were you?
Speaker 2: I was twelve years old. The kid's name is matt Rio.
Speaker 1: Perfect right age, We're in the right age, all right.
Speaker 2: So I'm twelve years old and with my boy matt Rio,
Speaker 2: and like you all went twelve hits, you kind of
Speaker 2: starting to realize like, oh, there's movement down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we've had the story. Stories have been told,
Speaker 1: tales have been told on here about the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so like you're really starting to feel you're starting to.
Speaker 2: Notice girls a little bit. So I'm twelve years old
Speaker 2: matt Rio. Matt Rio is a thick with like four
Speaker 2: c's boy, Like, he's a fat, little chubby kid. Yeah
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. We go take the fruit
Speaker 2: roll ups out there, and I'd be putting them on
Speaker 2: the rocks and he'd be sneaking a few in them
Speaker 2: in the cheeks of his Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's that's the age.
Speaker 1: Two and twelve where you're kind of your defense mechanism
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, my parents told me I was big boned.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like, hey, you ever hide food
Speaker 2: from your kid parents too? What the fuck are you
Speaker 2: talking about? So matt Rio was definitely that kid. So
Speaker 2: me and matt Ree were out there, I'm probably in
Speaker 2: my mind I'm in that SS Titanic workman, but I
Speaker 2: definitely wasn't. It was like, you're too old for you're
Speaker 2: too cool for school. I was like a skateboarder or
Speaker 2: some shit like that.
Speaker 1: For Halloween.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're walking around, these two girls pop up next
Speaker 2: to us. They start talking to us for a little bit,
Speaker 2: and they got a little couple of little cannons on there.
Speaker 2: I mean back, you know, thirteen years old, pocketble mosquito bites.
Speaker 2: But it was I think knew, I like I saw.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, there's something going on.
Speaker 1: Then that's the age where you're looking at at at
Speaker 1: fruit kind of like, oh, look at them cans.
Speaker 2: You're looking at a fruit like I take the thing
Speaker 2: for a ride. I think that peace CANDLEO. So, uh,
Speaker 2: these girls start talking to us and I'm like, damn, this.
Speaker 1: What's the deal.
Speaker 2: And uh, they're like flirting and I'm like and they're
Speaker 2: like kind of just a little I tell you what.
Speaker 2: Two guns of girls on Halloween. These are are thirteen
Speaker 2: just a little sluttie cats. I was like, all these
Speaker 2: cats are trying to put out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and these these cats trying to put out here
Speaker 1: you hold hands, you go on around at the movies
Speaker 1: first day? Oh shit, Oh you ain't proved.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. So these girls start talking to us,
Speaker 2: and one of them like whispers in the other girl's
Speaker 2: ear and they look over us and they're like, do
Speaker 2: you want us to flash you guys? And my buddy
Speaker 2: matt Rio he's like yeah, I get so uncomfortable, like
Speaker 2: so scared. I'm like no, it's so you don't have
Speaker 2: to for the right move and they walk and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh okay. I was like, rude, we'll see you guys
Speaker 2: later there out of there, dude, biggest regret in my life.
Speaker 2: I think I've told that story on this podcast before.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think i've heard anything like.
Speaker 2: I tell you. Probably my biggest regret of my entire life.
Speaker 2: In my mind, I'm like, man, a couple of pairs
Speaker 2: have never seen you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I had a I had a what
Speaker 1: did you say? Say?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't me?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: Matt was like we walked away and it was quiet
Speaker 2: for the next three or four houses, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. And at that age, you kind of get
Speaker 2: the look from parents like you guys a little old
Speaker 2: to be trick or treating on.
Speaker 1: Here, aren't you? You know what I'm saying, What is it?
Speaker 2: They just put the fucking amenjoy in the bag, all right?
Speaker 1: Taylor's dressed up as the S S. Titanic, his buddy
Speaker 1: match the Glacier.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you for real? With quiet for a little
Speaker 2: bit and uh Me and Matt Reo played and the
Speaker 2: silver Hawks together. It was a travel baseball team, and
Speaker 2: I remember going to practice about a week later, not
Speaker 2: a week later, like a couple of days later, and
Speaker 2: it was like all the kids like new he told
Speaker 2: all the kids, and I was like, hey, never.
Speaker 3: Turned down to Paris. It's tough when you get labeled.
Speaker 2: Obviously.
Speaker 1: I got broke up with all time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got broke up within seventh grade because I
Speaker 3: was turned down pairs all the time.
Speaker 1: Who was walking up to me to show me pairs?
Speaker 2: Like? I got pulled like that taking my dms though,
Speaker 2: I got dudes all.
Speaker 1: Up in the ship. Dude, that's funny. A side note,
Speaker 1: I was telling.
Speaker 2: Ship, I'm sorry I was. I didn't know mine was done.
Speaker 2: Did you guys hear me? Take a breath?
Speaker 1: You were about to go into another one? Hey, you
Speaker 1: know I get.
Speaker 3: I'll say I got broke up with in seventh grade.
Speaker 1: How old are you in seventh grade? What is that?
Speaker 2: Age?
Speaker 1: Thirteen thirteen? So about twelve.
Speaker 3: I got broken up with it because I was too prude.
Speaker 1: I was old. This girl wanted me to make out
Speaker 1: with her and stuff, and I like, I shelled up, dude,
Speaker 1: I folded. Really. I gave her a peck on the
Speaker 1: cheek and peck on the list. Wait wait, she tried
Speaker 1: to make out with you and you weren't about it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got I I got shelled up. Dude?
Speaker 2: How aggressive are those makeouts when you're young, when you
Speaker 2: do when you first meet out with a girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking you're talking. You gotta taken yeah.
Speaker 3: And you gotta take breaks to like wipe your face off.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're legit, that's fucking real.
Speaker 1: I just like the mic on. But yeah, they've broken
Speaker 1: up with prude. You hate being labeled prude, man, It's tough.
Speaker 2: The thing is is like you don't though like I have. God,
Speaker 2: my kids are labeled prude, right right right right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're hoping that as a parent.
Speaker 1: But when you're when you're getting that street credit and
Speaker 1: you're trying to build that street credit, especially in middle
Speaker 1: school a boy, and it's getting passed around, whispers are
Speaker 1: going around like, hey, Will's prude?
Speaker 2: Yeah you're like, fuck man, we'll have the chance to
Speaker 2: make out with the chick. You just kiss from the chick?
Speaker 2: What a bitch?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, damn well all that ship you talk, you.
Speaker 3: Full it up?
Speaker 2: Hey, hey man, it was it was hot.
Speaker 1: It was hot outside, sitting there with my Hollister shirt
Speaker 1: on or something. Oh Sam, fuck Sam.
Speaker 2: Not in middle school. Definitely not in middle school.
Speaker 1: I was a stupid that little what do you call it,
Speaker 1: the shell necklace, pooka shell the shirt on just necky.
Speaker 2: Was a bit of a field dude. Oh I was, uh,
Speaker 2: but no, in middle school, I looked like all I
Speaker 2: loved the Halloween costume every day. Yeah, I wasn't that
Speaker 2: all black piece. Got them You're goth?
Speaker 1: Huh? I was.
Speaker 2: I was more punk than goth because I was like,
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not see in your world. That's you know,
Speaker 1: because you don't know, right because I never moved that way.
Speaker 1: It was kind of like, oh, hey, they're god.
Speaker 2: I used to see the job like I used to
Speaker 2: roll with the kids that were kind of like they
Speaker 2: played sports, but they fucking hate because the parents made them.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That was me rolling the dicky shorts. Fucking my asshole was.
Speaker 2: I've told this joke a thousand times in this podcast,
Speaker 2: but if you might if I wasn't wearing underwear, my
Speaker 2: asshoil be exposed. That's how low my shorts were.
Speaker 1: Ha ha.
Speaker 2: And but I have like the underwear that like the
Speaker 2: smiley faces on it, Like I would have like different
Speaker 2: graphic underwear because I knew like people were gonna see
Speaker 2: it right myself that much. Yeah, and I would think
Speaker 2: to myself, Man, I got two pairs of the smiling
Speaker 2: face underwear. But I can't be rocking them two days
Speaker 2: in ro because people are gonna think, Man, this dude
Speaker 2: don't changes underwear. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we probably wouldn't have rolled together back then.
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, Nathan Garrett, Joey Latreel pretty sure they're both
Speaker 2: in jail for real. Yeah, them them dudes and Whalen.
Speaker 2: We all got that Whalen. I'll tell you what though, Dude,
Speaker 2: I had the chain wallet, I had to spike, the
Speaker 2: spiked wrist deals.
Speaker 1: The long ha you put on your I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: There's this girl named Alex Macsudian. She probably listens this
Speaker 2: pot too.
Speaker 1: I love by everybody he brings up. They probably said
Speaker 1: this pot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just think everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, some girl turned me down.
Speaker 2: I'm in our Google search list. No, hell Noy'll give
Speaker 2: a fuck about me, but Alex Macsudian, dude, she was like, uh,
Speaker 2: her parents are cool ast shit shout at the Maxsudian family.
Speaker 2: But she was like a little punk girl and she
Speaker 2: would like have me come over and I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well she had me out of that spell. We know,
Speaker 2: I talk about undefeated. H the boy was getting taken
Speaker 2: l's daily and uh, she like there was one day
Speaker 2: we made out. One time we went to streets in
Speaker 2: New York pizza place, had myself some potato skins. She
Speaker 2: put my hair in like like the super like pointy
Speaker 2: all over the place. I thought it was cool as shit.
Speaker 2: She put makeup on me, Oh you were a loser, dude. No,
Speaker 2: I chill. I chill than that.
Speaker 1: You're looking like Angelica from Rugrats.
Speaker 2: That's a good pole dude. So anyway, I'm at shoots
Speaker 2: in New York and she got makeup on me and
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there with her family and they were so cool.
Speaker 2: They didn't give a shit. They might to carry but no,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't like that. But like I know, caketails bro
Speaker 2: I had like the emo like like like pointy with
Speaker 2: a popped the bleak.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of like product and ship in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of product and shit in it. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you why. I slept over her house that night.
Speaker 2: Her parents were like the cool parents, right, Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I remember we were laying in bed together and we
Speaker 2: made out.
Speaker 1: Is that you Yep? That was me? That's what I did. Yep.
Speaker 2: That one in the middle, well, Jesus good, Charlotte. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to be punk so but I wanted an
Speaker 2: eyebrow earring.
Speaker 1: So you're basically in a Halloween costume at all times
Speaker 1: and at all times.
Speaker 2: But I had long hair. I just didn't do my
Speaker 2: hair like that. I just had long hair, like put
Speaker 2: in front of my face and shit like that. Middle
Speaker 2: school is a weird time for everybody, dude, It always
Speaker 2: eists for everybody.
Speaker 1: You're kind of learning, changing, changing.
Speaker 2: What about the boys? Best Halloween costume you guys ever had?
Speaker 5: I don't really remember many of mine. The only one
Speaker 5: that I remember is uh, I was like you will.
Speaker 5: We always had to homemade our stuff. Everything was made
Speaker 5: at home. And so the one that I remember was
Speaker 5: I wanted to be I was probably nine, and I
Speaker 5: wanted to be a guy who got electrocuted because I
Speaker 5: knew I could make do with what I had of
Speaker 5: the house, and so I like I took a bunch
Speaker 5: of clothes that I didn't like really wear, cut them up,
Speaker 5: like oh yeah. I mean my mom was like supervising
Speaker 5: with decissors and stuff like that, obviously, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I was cutting up the clothes.
Speaker 2: I remember we like sprayed.
Speaker 5: My hair all black and like did my face all
Speaker 5: up like I'd been electrocuted. I guess, yeah, my wife
Speaker 5: loves that one.
Speaker 2: She makes money.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Ship, that's exactly what about you.
Speaker 1: You're probably a cute little costume kid there. You're probably crowned.
Speaker 2: Uh Jeff, he was Jeff Gordon and Dale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right.
Speaker 4: Actually, Taylor is right. I was Dale Senior one year
Speaker 4: for Halloween.
Speaker 2: I got a Dale Senior shirt. That dude was a legend.
Speaker 4: The super younger years. When I was like two or three,
Speaker 4: I think I've got pictures like a bumble Bee Alliance
Speaker 4: and I got older, I was screaming pause.
Speaker 2: General Patton would be like, imagine cute ass, little General Pattison.
Speaker 3: He just tried to brush over bumble Bee.
Speaker 2: Cute ass bubble.
Speaker 4: And I was like that was probably two or three.
Speaker 1: Oh my dude, General Patton, you were so queen again,
Speaker 1: Zach in a bumblebee costume for Halloween, no question.
Speaker 4: And then last year I was a basketball player because
Speaker 4: I got access to some of our basketball stuff. So
Speaker 4: that was called that's college years though, where it's a
Speaker 4: little ahead of what we're talking about right now.
Speaker 1: Dude. In college, I was we jump the I was
Speaker 1: Michael Myers like every year, every year, dude, Like, I
Speaker 1: just had the same constructor construction guy outfit. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do they call him, like the overalls or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's like a jumpsuit, like yeah, was.
Speaker 1: It like the like a plumber like fucking mechanic mechanicanic jumpsuit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just had the mask and I was Mike Myers.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Thirty minutes into wearing that mask,
Speaker 2: how'd you feel?
Speaker 1: Sweaty? Yeah? You know, I gotta thro this mask up,
Speaker 1: but the thing doesn't go you know what the hell?
Speaker 1: I am right right? I wanted to be unknown.
Speaker 2: Every Halloween for college. Every year. I was an off duty.
Speaker 1: Cop every time. Yeah, I can see that. I think
Speaker 1: I've told you that.
Speaker 2: How Yeah, I would you know, you would shave a mustache,
Speaker 2: I would wear khaki shorts high high like high thought
Speaker 2: like I wear now high think khaki shorts and a
Speaker 2: tap top tucked in.
Speaker 1: You were probably a big uh super Trooper quote too, guy, No,
Speaker 1: I love that, like when you were the when you
Speaker 1: were the super Trooper.
Speaker 2: I love that movie. It's a it's a great movie.
Speaker 2: I would just my big line would always be able
Speaker 2: to walk by kids uh at Halloween parties drinking or
Speaker 2: smoking weed or something like that, and but let me
Speaker 2: see smidy and I'd be like, hey, I could do
Speaker 2: something about this, but I'm off duty. I'd walk by
Speaker 2: and they'd be like.
Speaker 1: Okay, come over here, right me out how many you say? Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take a cola.
Speaker 1: Hey, that was a funny line, Tan super Trooper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'll tell you what I.
Speaker 1: Was just reading that.
Speaker 2: I've I've had this exact same conversation.
Speaker 1: And that's hilarious. Dude.
Speaker 2: Hey, and you literally said last year I was Michael
Speaker 2: Myers and you'd wear them. We didn't say the mask
Speaker 2: thing where you were breathing in the mask.
Speaker 3: What's funny is we need to grab them?
Speaker 1: Yeah and have this moment? What was so funny? Hen
Speaker 1: and I are sitting here ripping back and forth to
Speaker 1: each other, and he just writes, you had this combo
Speaker 1: last year dot word for word.
Speaker 2: It's so true, it is so hey.
Speaker 1: He's got a day.
Speaker 3: We know for sure he's got a din.
Speaker 2: In the school me figuring it out.
Speaker 1: A couple too dense.
Speaker 2: They have one right here. And but my thing in
Speaker 2: the way, what was it? These called cans with the
Speaker 2: cans and then the fucking deal on the back there.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, boys, what.
Speaker 1: About you guys in college, Alex, what about you? You
Speaker 1: know you didn't have a college story on here last year.
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Speaker 2: On easy stuff.
Speaker 3: My friends probably like fucking grease, We aren't you do?
Speaker 2: I no, No, that would have been a great I
Speaker 2: think that would have been a great costume.
Speaker 1: I went and the shirt like we talked, I went.
Speaker 5: I tried to go one year as a golfer because
Speaker 5: it was easy and I mean I don't know, uh,
Speaker 5: college costumes. You just like it's just you're going out,
Speaker 5: Like I'm just you trying to get that deal. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Like I'm just trying to go out and do my thing.
Speaker 5: So I'm also just not wearing regular clothes so I
Speaker 5: want to as a golfer. And everybody thought I was
Speaker 5: a dunkin Donuts employee.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 1: So that sucked.
Speaker 2: You gotta pull a picture of that.
Speaker 1: When at least people thought something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: They thought something.
Speaker 1: You're right, I mean, being.
Speaker 2: Michael Myers would be so tough because how you drinking?
Speaker 2: You can't take the mask off at all? Masks and Halloween, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, for sure, I might as well go with
Speaker 2: face paint. Not for Michael Myers, but if you if
Speaker 2: you can't get away with face paint, do the face
Speaker 2: paint thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, you're right, Michael Myers. It's not like it
Speaker 1: was the smartest move for sure. Yeah, because even if
Speaker 1: you're out on prout, like what the fuck are you
Speaker 1: gonna do it on Michael Myers, like old ship the
Speaker 1: mask on the whole time. Yeah, I mean they put
Speaker 1: your peep through the little hole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that Dave Chappelle's get Yeah, you're trying to
Speaker 2: order at the bar or something.
Speaker 1: You just got the mask, Like, all right, I gotta
Speaker 1: go in the corner and fucking look it up.
Speaker 2: Not even like spot Man, not the way. Yeah, how
Speaker 2: about Uh?
Speaker 1: Do I want to jump to the parenting because I
Speaker 1: enjoy your family costumes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Every year it's a big conversation in our family.
Speaker 2: Did I wanted us to be a taco stand one
Speaker 2: year where Wind would be the taco and I was
Speaker 2: like a bottle of chilula and then uh, Taylor would
Speaker 2: be like the uh the stand itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they work out that way. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: one right there.
Speaker 2: So we go off every year, we pretty much just
Speaker 2: go off. I love how would you type into.
Speaker 5: Get all this Taylor Lawan Halloween.
Speaker 2: I love the fact that there's even a category for that.
Speaker 3: And it's the first picture Taylor la Wana Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So first off, look of them legs, them a little steak.
Speaker 2: Do not sleep on them little legs, dude. How strong today?
Speaker 1: They're strong? They're strong legs. They're strong, dude.
Speaker 2: But when at the time was like her obsession was
Speaker 2: Winnie the Pooh. I think the year before this, I
Speaker 2: was Maui and she was Mowana. Yeah, and so we
Speaker 2: just kind of go off of Wind, what are you winto?
Speaker 1: What's your thing? Because the year you've texted because you wanted, uh,
Speaker 1: you wanted us to be like, what is she into controls?
Speaker 2: We were, well, actually no, it.
Speaker 1: Was it was the It was like the fuck paw Patrol. Yeah,
Speaker 1: paw Patrol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it loves paw Patrol.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: She's a huge Paw Patrol girl.
Speaker 1: So I was.
Speaker 2: Christopher Robin and Wind was Winny of the Pooh and
Speaker 2: it was I honestly one of my favorite costumes, but
Speaker 2: this pulled it off. This past Chris Halloween was so
Speaker 2: fucking cold, dude. It was freezing out.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I was walking around out there my bit and two
Speaker 2: pieces was inside me. It was so tough. And when
Speaker 2: when didn't understand the concept of like going to get
Speaker 2: the candy yet, she started figuring out and then she
Speaker 2: picked out all the blue ones, the Almond Joys, which
Speaker 2: is the worst candy. Yeah, she was picked out the
Speaker 2: blue wrappers and she put it in there and she
Speaker 2: doesn't eat candy, So that one right there, we were
Speaker 2: at the uh the I was a. I was a
Speaker 2: penalty flag one year, so my wife was a was
Speaker 2: a referee, and we like, we're at the Kings of
Speaker 2: Leon Halloween party, and that's what that's what we went as.
Speaker 2: It was like a last ditch effort, last second, little deal.
Speaker 1: But did you were you getting like holding calls and
Speaker 1: stuff that year? I get penalties every year, mane, I
Speaker 1: know this passion. This year, Hey, has it been different?
Speaker 2: I hope to God that place we're shooting this in July, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, hey, let me just try
Speaker 2: it again. Tell you what's been different this year.
Speaker 1: Though, hollwill dude, you've done a great job.
Speaker 2: No penalties, penalty free, just one or two some bullshit calls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure they could have went either way.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: We shot this in July. Oh my god, fingers are crossed, buddy.
Speaker 2: I know you got a backfire real bad. If I
Speaker 2: get them penalty, maybe you're not even playing. Maybe we're
Speaker 2: not even playing. Holy shit. Imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey the boys are.
Speaker 2: Nine and oh right now, right now, dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: No f oh ship, dude, dude, I don't have kids yet.
Speaker 1: Can't wait for it to happen to do the whole
Speaker 1: how they kind of celebrate their Halloween with all the
Speaker 1: different themes of the year. Whatever, whatever, beans into whatever,
Speaker 1: you're whatever, you're a little human.
Speaker 2: If you had a girl right now with your nameer,
Speaker 2: I don't know, if you had a boy right now, your.
Speaker 1: Name him William Earl Compton, the fourth, My second boy,
Speaker 1: My second boy is gonna be Wolfgang, Wolfgang Punk Wolfgang
Speaker 1: polf Gang. I don't know, I don't know the middle
Speaker 1: name yet, but Wolfgang Compton, wolf Compton, is it really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Second boy, nice girl, be whatever char wants. Hey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that year was fucking awesome. That was a funny year.
Speaker 2: The funniest thing about this one, it's not an original joke,
Speaker 2: but it's still super funny. Yeah. Two, Will asked me
Speaker 2: to be the fucking you in this thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah I did. So. What we're looking at is uh,
Speaker 1: Brandon Shaub and Brian Collen shout out the fighter and
Speaker 1: the kid. They had a post of them. Basically, Brian
Speaker 1: Callen's holding a cardboard piece and says he's down for
Speaker 1: whatever with cash, signs and everything and brands. Show looks
Speaker 1: like a uh bust a hooker. Yeah, dud with a
Speaker 1: black eye and stuff, and I wanted to mimic it.
Speaker 1: Taylor wouldn't do it with me, so I had Charle
Speaker 1: do it with me.
Speaker 2: Didn't I do it with I didn't want to do
Speaker 2: because it wasn't original.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so Charle did it with me.
Speaker 1: And I basically put on one of Charles's tops, squeezed
Speaker 1: into it. Look at that brown sugar around that belly
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: Bit, put on some tights.
Speaker 1: I know, I I know, you getting a little softer times,
Speaker 1: changing a little bit.
Speaker 3: But Charles, she throws on a flannel.
Speaker 1: She's Brian calling on Brandon shab we rip it, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy how that came full circle too.
Speaker 1: M hmm. They reposted and stuff, and then the next
Speaker 1: year he's on our pod, came.
Speaker 3: On the pot I know, dude, I know.
Speaker 2: Second biggest regret besides the tots not being on the
Speaker 2: brandon s post.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out the boys though drink camp during camp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the boy was popped last year and I was
Speaker 2: bullshit though, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know, I felt the little fomo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was solid. That was a solid. That was
Speaker 1: a solid costume. The year before when we were in
Speaker 1: Virginia playing on the skins Charing and I last minute
Speaker 1: when just got some some cheap costumes from uh from
Speaker 1: Walmart shadow Walmart, no free shoutouts, and I know they'd
Speaker 1: a big Walmart guy, and just kind of those onesie
Speaker 1: costumes where I think she was a bunny and I
Speaker 1: was I don't even remember what it was, maybe a
Speaker 1: wolf at this time, but just some quick costumes. Just
Speaker 1: bought a shitload of candy and wanted to spoil every
Speaker 1: kid that came to the house because we were in
Speaker 1: like a we were in like a nice We're in
Speaker 1: like a nice area where everybody trigger treats around the U. Fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm trying a blank right now, help me out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like suburb subdivision, subdivision, yea subdivision.
Speaker 2: You said it with the question mark, but you still said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right cool. But anyway, people trigger
Speaker 1: treated hard. So I wanted to go all out for
Speaker 1: everybody because you're thinking, like, you know, they want all
Speaker 1: the candy. So they would come up and I would
Speaker 1: sit still with just the thing of candy and they
Speaker 1: would like slowly kind of approach and Charla, It's okay,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna do nothing to boom, like scare them all.
Speaker 2: Just joking.
Speaker 3: Come here, take as much as you want to take
Speaker 3: as much. We got so much in there.
Speaker 2: We got so much and you want to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take another handle, like take two handfuls and
Speaker 1: just try and give him a great time. Your parents
Speaker 1: come with me, hey, and then all the.
Speaker 3: Left of her candy you kind of just eat on
Speaker 3: it for.
Speaker 1: The rest of the year.
Speaker 2: Hey, I know, going back to when I was like
Speaker 2: eight and stuff like that, I make that Halloween candy
Speaker 2: last till like December from your parents like day on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of give some of your friends make
Speaker 1: that didn't ship to my friends. Yeah, you were a
Speaker 1: nicer boy than me.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. The more I look back on it,
Speaker 2: we're peeling back layers. You had a wolf deal. I
Speaker 2: guess it was a ship stick. Huh.
Speaker 1: You said you had spike carrying makeup on that was
Speaker 1: this world decorated up on saying her parents were cool.
Speaker 3: I guess they thought we were cool.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, like, yeah, I'm sure they thought you
Speaker 1: guys were weird as fuck, but just let you.
Speaker 2: They make up on it all. Actually, it was really weird.
Speaker 1: We just stress you up.
Speaker 2: It was just me and the makeup to New York.
Speaker 2: Dude shoots on Scottsdale Road, scotts Sealing ninety third Street, epic,
Speaker 2: no free shot outs. But yeah, dude, oh oh there
Speaker 2: we go. They got fighting it because you you were I.
Speaker 1: Love I remember.
Speaker 3: I wasnt gonna remember your story for listen.
Speaker 2: I need to take a deep moment. Last year on Halloween,
Speaker 2: we took our daughter trigger treating. We came back, we
Speaker 2: put win down. I get a knock at the door.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I know the story is a good one.
Speaker 2: I'm facetiming with Will.
Speaker 1: Because I went to Oakland at that time. I was
Speaker 1: going I didn't go to celebrate Halloween.
Speaker 2: I know I'm not really paying attention. I'm talking to
Speaker 2: Will about our Halloween night or whatever. We're facetiming. We
Speaker 2: have a good time on FaceTime missing the boy because
Speaker 2: you just left the finish.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: It was kind of brutal. So man, the doorbell rings,
Speaker 2: a couple of kids come by, blah blah blah. But
Speaker 2: like this one was a little different.
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Speaker 2: This this guy I opened the door. This older gentleman's
Speaker 2: with his ten eleven twelve year old kid. Not your holdiest.
Speaker 2: I can't really tell ages of kid anymore. And he's like,
Speaker 2: eyes are big. You can tell he's excited to meet me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this is my wife, did. He's wearing
Speaker 2: Atlanta braves, jersey and sweatpants. Trash uniform, yeah, trash costume.
Speaker 3: And just hey, trash of still on the top.
Speaker 2: He gotta gotta go all out. But like I said
Speaker 2: in this same podcast, when I was eleven, twelve thirty,
Speaker 2: I didn't give a shit about what I was doing.
Speaker 2: I just wanted the candy or whatever. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. This guy's like really excited, This kid's really
Speaker 2: excited to meet me. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I say, this kid's really, this kid's here blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: and will say, hey, let me see his costume, and
Speaker 2: I go, ah, I'll shay, it's not that good of
Speaker 2: a costume. And the kids in front of the kid
Speaker 2: in front of his dad, and I'm not paying attention
Speaker 2: to anything, like because he's just We're just on dude,
Speaker 2: I don't I'm dealing with a lot of ship with
Speaker 2: the whole PD thing. I'm I'm I'm depressed, legit depressed.
Speaker 3: But we're just always boys on the phone anyway, Like
Speaker 3: we always think we're just in our.
Speaker 2: Listen to us, but everyone's actually listen to us. I
Speaker 2: turned the phone and I show the kid and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm hang out probably back blah blye. I talk to
Speaker 2: the kid for a little bit. The dad's like yeah.
Speaker 2: He was really excited to me, and I was like,
Speaker 2: it's nice to meet you too. I believe I was
Speaker 2: nice to the kid. I leave, I call Will back,
Speaker 2: and Will answers the phone, laughing, basically saying, man, you
Speaker 2: really shot on that kid.
Speaker 1: Right in front of him.
Speaker 2: Before that, Taylor was telling me he kind of shit
Speaker 2: on that kid, and I was like, whatever, Tailor, I
Speaker 2: was a badman, bad whatever Tailor, you're lying and you
Speaker 2: answers like damn, I guess I really.
Speaker 3: Answers, and I'm laughing like, yeah, you know, it's constantly
Speaker 3: is not that good.
Speaker 1: I'll show you that. I'm like, oh, let me see.
Speaker 3: He turns it around, like the kids just standing.
Speaker 2: There, sugar Chase so bad. So for whatever reason, if
Speaker 2: that kid's still somehow as a fan, I am so sorry,
Speaker 2: or the dad or dad too, I'm I apologize. If
Speaker 2: you guys, please come back to my house this year.
Speaker 2: Please I live in the same place. Don't tell anybody
Speaker 2: if I live in the same place. Please come back,
Speaker 2: Please reintroduce yourself, Please make fun of me for being
Speaker 2: an asshole. I am so sorry to the like literally,
Speaker 2: I bring it up to tailor at least once a
Speaker 2: month yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so the.
Speaker 1: Kid should come as like a supplement that says not
Speaker 1: NSF certified. Oh my god, if the dad's listening being
Speaker 1: your kid and have just be wearing like a piece
Speaker 1: of pairs, this is not an SF certified hilarious.
Speaker 2: I hope to god I see that kid again. Man,
Speaker 2: I feel so bad. I felt so bad. I probably
Speaker 2: ruined that kid. He probably talks. Yeah, I met t
Speaker 2: little one once. Guy's an asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so excited, dude, Damn you.
Speaker 2: Hate when that happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: I hope. I like to think it doesn't happen as
Speaker 2: much as it does, but never just it probably does.
Speaker 1: I mean, for what it's worth, you always do do
Speaker 1: a great job around everybody. Thank you because I noticed
Speaker 1: it because obviously I'm around. Oh turnl on. I'll just
Speaker 1: kind of stand to the side.
Speaker 2: Is this your agent?
Speaker 1: Hey? There was.
Speaker 2: We were we were out shooting guns a week a
Speaker 2: week or so ago, and some guy that came up
Speaker 2: with loved our podcast want us to take a picture.
Speaker 2: We try to get Corey Levin to take a picture
Speaker 2: of us. Corey basically told the guy to go fuck himself.
Speaker 2: Selfie picture because Corey wouldn't be the guy to take
Speaker 2: the picture of hilarious.
Speaker 1: That sh it was funny. Dude, Dude, Dude, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: sad Spootober's ending, Dude. Every year we've been really hanging on.
Speaker 1: This episode, we're hanging on, We're telling great stories. It's
Speaker 1: been This entire month has been nothing short of fucking
Speaker 1: amazing with everyone out there too. I'm it's coming to
Speaker 1: an end.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it really is, dude. And you know,
Speaker 2: whatever we got, we just got to get ready for
Speaker 2: the next fucking year. We got to get ready for
Speaker 2: the next deal. As always on every single podcast where
Speaker 2: you're in a shout out, I think so this is
Speaker 2: last year, twenty nineteen. This is our favorite favorite haunted house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say so.
Speaker 2: I think this was number one in my book. As
Speaker 2: we go on this year, this this entire month, obviously
Speaker 2: we've been telling you where we were going. We probably
Speaker 2: have a new list maybe unless these guys really hit
Speaker 2: it going strong. But there's a place called Slaughterhouse, Dude.
Speaker 2: Slaughterhouse was unbelievable. They did a good job of spacing
Speaker 2: out the people.
Speaker 1: They had.
Speaker 2: Our favorite part of the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Was the Ogs.
Speaker 2: It was forty five minutes long, and you hit so
Speaker 2: many different themes, like you go from one thing to
Speaker 2: the next, and the transitions were really good. But you'd
Speaker 2: see you saw Freddy Krueger, you saw Mike Myers, you
Speaker 2: saw Mike.
Speaker 1: We almost got like fanboyish. Yeah, and then we got
Speaker 1: out of character being spooked. See that pretty fucked up.
Speaker 1: And this place is actually they have actually a tattoo
Speaker 1: parlor there. The guy asked me to do a tattoo
Speaker 1: on me.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I'm if I'm ready to have
Speaker 2: like a haunted character on my body.
Speaker 1: They would not go with.
Speaker 2: The theme of the rest of my body. But they're
Speaker 2: talented as hell. They have a tattoo shop in there.
Speaker 2: They have movie theater and they play old school spooks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's uh, it's it's pretty cool, man, It's it's pretty epic.
Speaker 2: That was our favorite one. There was a guy in
Speaker 2: the beginning actually that had a real snake in his hand.
Speaker 2: Anybody who knows me knows snakes are my biggest fear.
Speaker 2: Scared they ever living ship out of me? I think
Speaker 2: was Nicky in town.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, are they still together? Yeah, they're they're married. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Letting is still together. Yes, you know, I thought.
Speaker 1: They're living different dud.
Speaker 3: They've built a house.
Speaker 1: I saw it.
Speaker 2: Do you say unbelievable?
Speaker 1: Unbelievable that ship.
Speaker 2: Nikky, good good work. This spook Tobra has been unbelieve
Speaker 2: well the last four episodes. We were talking about it
Speaker 2: after the third episode, how much fun this has been.
Speaker 2: This has been probably our favorite four pods. We hope
Speaker 2: that God you guys liked it. We know you guys
Speaker 2: are having an amazing traction of sending us Your spooks
Speaker 2: are your daily spooks, the haunted houses, the stories of
Speaker 2: when you've been scared. It's been unbelievable. Tier ones, Tier twos,
Speaker 2: we know you're going to do it. Make sure you
Speaker 2: fucking subscribing Wright five stars. We love you to death.
Speaker 1: Tier threes too, Tier three, do it. Tier threes need
Speaker 1: to be brought along with them.
Speaker 2: Tier twos because as soon as you subscribing right five
Speaker 2: stars and you follow ye, you're at least a Tier
Speaker 2: two by then. You know what I'm saying. So them
Speaker 2: tier twos, go snag them, Tier threes, them Tier ones,
Speaker 2: go snag them Tier threes and bring them with us. Boys,
Speaker 2: November's coming up halfway through the season, hopefully based on COVID. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying that Thanksgiving deals coming up.
Speaker 1: Don't start losing your body. This is the time where
Speaker 1: it gets a little older out there. It's a little
Speaker 1: candy starts coming in the belly airpiece. You start getting
Speaker 1: excited for Thanksgiving, Yeah, Christmas, food, all of it. Do
Speaker 1: you go downhill real quick?
Speaker 2: Tell you what a lot. It's a lot to deal with.
Speaker 1: I got a question for you though, before we end
Speaker 1: it ahead, How stoked are you that we've embraced Spooptober
Speaker 1: into what it is From the year you were introducing
Speaker 1: me to Spootober. The next year we made it a
Speaker 1: little more. We found a pod. Now we've brought everybody
Speaker 1: else into the theme of Spootober Like this is kind
Speaker 1: of like I don't know if you got it anywhere,
Speaker 1: but this is this is kind of your little baby
Speaker 1: you've kind of seen grown over the last year.
Speaker 2: This has been uh, shout out jacking Garrett, not Josh.
Speaker 2: This has exceeded my expectations of the decor in this place.
Speaker 2: It has been unbelievable. These guys crushed it. Two years
Speaker 2: ago we talked about Spook. It was that was one
Speaker 2: of the more fun years because it was like, you know,
Speaker 2: bringing somebody along, showing them to Spook.
Speaker 1: You introduced me to shoot over October, and.
Speaker 2: Then last year we had one episode of Spootober that
Speaker 2: was pretty fire. We really enjoyed it. But man, this
Speaker 2: has been the coolest shit. So you guys are epic.
Speaker 2: You guys make it work and I it wasn't for
Speaker 2: the fans would just be talking at nothing this is
Speaker 2: we would just be in the basement the five or
Speaker 2: so you guys are here. So hey, fucking love you guys. Man,
Speaker 2: thank you. Next week it'll be a new month. This
Speaker 2: Ooktober is over. Love you guys, And that's what you
Speaker 2: should have played though. Yeah, that's the way I try,
Speaker 2: didn't learn.
Speaker 3: God fucking damn it, Alex.
Speaker 1: We can cut it.
Speaker 5: We can cut out the trailing, we can cut the
Speaker 5: little space in between.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I can't hear you that.
Speaker 2: Your MIC's off.
Speaker 1: We gotta leave this part in too. This is just
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