Speaker 1: Your execution on the donkey of the day is something
Speaker 1: to go hold for you.
Speaker 2: The reason he gave me donkey other day and I
Speaker 2: deserve that.
Speaker 1: You need to know what you need to tell them.
Speaker 3: I am you tell them.
Speaker 1: It's time for donkey.
Speaker 3: It's a read.
Speaker 1: But you're so good at charlamage. You know he wants
Speaker 1: charlamage to.
Speaker 3: Damn solo man.
Speaker 2: Who do you give a dusky the other day too?
Speaker 1: Now that is crazy out eclipse make you just want
Speaker 1: to get dressed up and go sell some cold So
Speaker 1: you want to put on a nice cree piece, tailored
Speaker 1: suits and just find some cocaines. What's the role donkey today?
Speaker 3: For Tuesday?
Speaker 1: June third goes to the acting head of FEMA, David Richardson.
Speaker 1: What is FEMA the Federal Emergency Management Agency? Their primary goal, Uh,
Speaker 1: what are they here for? Is to coordinate the federal
Speaker 1: government's response to disasters and emergencies, both natural and man made.
Speaker 1: What is a natural disaster? Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, any catastrophic
Speaker 1: event caused by natural force. Okay, Tornado's volcanic eruption tsunamis
Speaker 1: there are multiple natural disasters that we can all point to. Now,
Speaker 1: David Richardson was recently appointed Acting administrator of FEMA, and
Speaker 1: he has no prior experience managing natural disasters. By the way,
Speaker 1: I don't care what anyone says. People being in leadership
Speaker 1: roles like this with no prior experience are way worse
Speaker 1: than what you call a DEI higher. Okay, you can't
Speaker 1: tell me DEI highers have no qualifications, but then turn
Speaker 1: around and hire people with no qualifications. Now, why is
Speaker 1: David Richardson getting donkey today?
Speaker 3: Envy?
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard a hurricane season? Yes, of course,
Speaker 1: Jesse hilarious. Have you ever heard a hurricane season? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: of course you have. It started on June first and
Speaker 1: ends November thirty. If I am from Monks Corner, South Carolina,
Speaker 1: I lived through Hurricane Hugo nineteen eighty nine. Okay, I
Speaker 1: was eleven to twelve years old, so I know all
Speaker 1: about a hurricane season. Well, if I know about hurricane
Speaker 1: seasons and envy and just know about hurricane seasons, why
Speaker 1: doesn't the acting head of FEMA, David Richardson, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about oncase Charlat, Well, let's go to CBS
Speaker 1: news to report.
Speaker 3: Police Multiple sources say staff at FEMA were left surprise
Speaker 3: when the agency's new acting head said he didn't know
Speaker 3: the US had a hurricane season. David Richardson reportedly made
Speaker 3: the comments during a briefing Monday. A Department of Homeland
Speaker 3: Security spokesperson says it was made and just, but some
Speaker 3: staffers are concerned since Richardson has no prior experience managing
Speaker 3: natural disasters.
Speaker 1: The acting administrated for FEMA just found out that America
Speaker 1: has a hurricane season. Wait until he finds out that
Speaker 1: water is wet and the sky is blue. Okay. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine if the head of NASA's set out loud,
Speaker 1: wait we go to space. These are the same people
Speaker 1: rebelling against DEI because the people they feel are hired
Speaker 1: through DEI are unqualified. They don't believe your identity should
Speaker 1: be the reason you get hired for a job. And
Speaker 1: I agree, but that should also apply to old white
Speaker 1: males as well, because damn it. From Pete Heggscept to
Speaker 1: David Richardson, we just keep getting examples of mediocre, unqualified
Speaker 1: white males. Okay, David Richardson, the acting ahead of FEMA,
Speaker 1: just found out this country has a hurricane season. That's
Speaker 1: like the Surgeon General saying, wait, people have organs. Yes,
Speaker 1: there are some seasons. We just know pumpkin spice lattes
Speaker 1: in the fall, egg dog and coke keto during the holidays. Hurricanes. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: this isn't some random guy on YouTube. This isn't a podcaster,
Speaker 1: This isn't some essay standing outside of home depot. This
Speaker 1: is the head of FEMA.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: This man is supposed to be the one warning us
Speaker 1: the brace for impact, not asking, wait, we have a
Speaker 1: hurricane season. We are doomed, doom, doom, doomed. I tell
Speaker 1: you know what else. David Richardson did in this meeting.
Speaker 1: According to CNN, he announced that FEMA will not release
Speaker 1: an updated disaster plan for this hurricane season, as previously promised. Instead,
Speaker 1: FEMA will largely default back to its operating procedure from
Speaker 1: last year. Though the agency enters this hurricane season and
Speaker 1: turmoil with a dramatically smaller workforce. What could go wrong?
Speaker 1: Just thar, Look, it will be the worst hurricane season
Speaker 1: in years. I pray not, I pray, pray, pray not,
Speaker 1: but some life lessons we must learn the hard way.
Speaker 1: And oh, this big, beautiful country we call America is
Speaker 1: gonna learn now. I can see Maggie in the comments
Speaker 1: right now saying, Charlamagne.
Speaker 3: You idiot.
Speaker 1: He was joking. Well, as I just said, he is
Speaker 1: considering reverting FEMA back the last year as hurricane plan
Speaker 1: and cutting back on training. So the only joke here
Speaker 1: will probably be the agency's preparation for a natural disaster. Okay,
Speaker 1: they are really just planning the recycle last year's planned
Speaker 1: FEMA officials hurricane training this year consisted of control plus C,
Speaker 1: control plus V. Okay, America, I am completely flabbergasted. As
Speaker 1: long as David Richardson is the head FEMA, FEMLAE should
Speaker 1: stand for forget every major alert. Don't even worry about
Speaker 1: the Category four that might be brewing in the Atlantic.
Speaker 1: Let it sneak up on us. Okay, FEMA should stand
Speaker 1: for forget expectations, make assumptions. Since David Richardson just assumed
Speaker 1: that we didn't have a hurricane season, America, if the
Speaker 1: head of FEMA doesn't know we have a hurricane season,
Speaker 1: we are doomed. Okay, wait, before it being just doomsday
Speaker 1: gets here. I read a quote once and the quote was,
Speaker 1: when you're willing to do what you're unqualified to do.
Speaker 1: That's what qualifies you. I must say I disagree. Okay,
Speaker 1: certain positions, certain jobs you just have to simply be
Speaker 1: qualified for. You have to be simply qualified to do.
Speaker 1: And if you don't know that there is a hurricane season,
Speaker 1: then you are not qualified. Please give the acting head
Speaker 1: of FEMA, David Richardson, the biggest he huh forbid. I
Speaker 1: hope you don't have a natural disaster in this country
Speaker 1: anytime soon, because if we do, y'all gonna realize that
Speaker 1: female stands for fix everything my ass. Okay, damn what
Speaker 1: fix everything my ass? You want to be female? Now,
Speaker 1: don't you know?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: You want to be female? When I word, when I
Speaker 1: put it like that, you want to be female? You
Speaker 1: please tell me your ass broke, Charlotte.
Speaker 2: What is you talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. I'm gonna do my best to fix it.
Speaker 3: I got a tool.
Speaker 1: You got got.
Speaker 3: To that lady called this morning, sad minute to say
Speaker 3: pride shut up?
Speaker 1: Mmmmm mmm you you you be quiet? Please you be quiet?
Speaker 2: Be pride?
Speaker 3: All right?
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