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Speaker 1: Your execution on the donkey of the day is something

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Speaker 1: to go hold for you.

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Speaker 2: The reason he gave me donkey other day and I

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Speaker 2: deserve that.

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Speaker 1: You need to know what you need to tell them.

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Speaker 3: I am you tell them.

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Speaker 1: It's time for donkey.

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Speaker 3: It's a read.

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Speaker 1: But you're so good at charlamage. You know he wants

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Speaker 1: charlamage to.

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Speaker 3: Damn solo man.

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Speaker 2: Who do you give a dusky the other day too?

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Speaker 1: Now that is crazy out eclipse make you just want

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Speaker 1: to get dressed up and go sell some cold So

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Speaker 1: you want to put on a nice cree piece, tailored

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Speaker 1: suits and just find some cocaines. What's the role donkey today?

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Speaker 3: For Tuesday?

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Speaker 1: June third goes to the acting head of FEMA, David Richardson.

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Speaker 1: What is FEMA the Federal Emergency Management Agency? Their primary goal, Uh,

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Speaker 1: what are they here for? Is to coordinate the federal

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Speaker 1: government's response to disasters and emergencies, both natural and man made.

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Speaker 1: What is a natural disaster? Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, any catastrophic

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Speaker 1: event caused by natural force. Okay, Tornado's volcanic eruption tsunamis

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Speaker 1: there are multiple natural disasters that we can all point to. Now,

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Speaker 1: David Richardson was recently appointed Acting administrator of FEMA, and

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Speaker 1: he has no prior experience managing natural disasters. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I don't care what anyone says. People being in leadership

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Speaker 1: roles like this with no prior experience are way worse

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Speaker 1: than what you call a DEI higher. Okay, you can't

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Speaker 1: tell me DEI highers have no qualifications, but then turn

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Speaker 1: around and hire people with no qualifications. Now, why is

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Speaker 1: David Richardson getting donkey today?

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Speaker 3: Envy?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard a hurricane season? Yes, of course,

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Speaker 1: Jesse hilarious. Have you ever heard a hurricane season? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: of course you have. It started on June first and

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Speaker 1: ends November thirty. If I am from Monks Corner, South Carolina,

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Speaker 1: I lived through Hurricane Hugo nineteen eighty nine. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: was eleven to twelve years old, so I know all

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Speaker 1: about a hurricane season. Well, if I know about hurricane

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Speaker 1: seasons and envy and just know about hurricane seasons, why

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Speaker 1: doesn't the acting head of FEMA, David Richardson, what are

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Speaker 1: you talking about oncase Charlat, Well, let's go to CBS

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Speaker 1: news to report.

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Speaker 3: Police Multiple sources say staff at FEMA were left surprise

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Speaker 3: when the agency's new acting head said he didn't know

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Speaker 3: the US had a hurricane season. David Richardson reportedly made

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Speaker 3: the comments during a briefing Monday. A Department of Homeland

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Speaker 3: Security spokesperson says it was made and just, but some

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Speaker 3: staffers are concerned since Richardson has no prior experience managing

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Speaker 3: natural disasters.

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Speaker 1: The acting administrated for FEMA just found out that America

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Speaker 1: has a hurricane season. Wait until he finds out that

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Speaker 1: water is wet and the sky is blue. Okay. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine if the head of NASA's set out loud,

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Speaker 1: wait we go to space. These are the same people

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Speaker 1: rebelling against DEI because the people they feel are hired

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Speaker 1: through DEI are unqualified. They don't believe your identity should

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Speaker 1: be the reason you get hired for a job. And

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Speaker 1: I agree, but that should also apply to old white

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Speaker 1: males as well, because damn it. From Pete Heggscept to

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Speaker 1: David Richardson, we just keep getting examples of mediocre, unqualified

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Speaker 1: white males. Okay, David Richardson, the acting ahead of FEMA,

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Speaker 1: just found out this country has a hurricane season. That's

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Speaker 1: like the Surgeon General saying, wait, people have organs. Yes,

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Speaker 1: there are some seasons. We just know pumpkin spice lattes

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Speaker 1: in the fall, egg dog and coke keto during the holidays. Hurricanes. Now, okay,

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Speaker 1: this isn't some random guy on YouTube. This isn't a podcaster,

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Speaker 1: This isn't some essay standing outside of home depot. This

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Speaker 1: is the head of FEMA.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: This man is supposed to be the one warning us

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Speaker 1: the brace for impact, not asking, wait, we have a

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Speaker 1: hurricane season. We are doomed, doom, doom, doomed. I tell

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Speaker 1: you know what else. David Richardson did in this meeting.

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Speaker 1: According to CNN, he announced that FEMA will not release

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Speaker 1: an updated disaster plan for this hurricane season, as previously promised. Instead,

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Speaker 1: FEMA will largely default back to its operating procedure from

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Speaker 1: last year. Though the agency enters this hurricane season and

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Speaker 1: turmoil with a dramatically smaller workforce. What could go wrong?

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Speaker 1: Just thar, Look, it will be the worst hurricane season

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Speaker 1: in years. I pray not, I pray, pray, pray not,

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Speaker 1: but some life lessons we must learn the hard way.

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Speaker 1: And oh, this big, beautiful country we call America is

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Speaker 1: gonna learn now. I can see Maggie in the comments

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Speaker 1: right now saying, Charlamagne.

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Speaker 3: You idiot.

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Speaker 1: He was joking. Well, as I just said, he is

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Speaker 1: considering reverting FEMA back the last year as hurricane plan

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Speaker 1: and cutting back on training. So the only joke here

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Speaker 1: will probably be the agency's preparation for a natural disaster. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they are really just planning the recycle last year's planned

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Speaker 1: FEMA officials hurricane training this year consisted of control plus C,

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Speaker 1: control plus V. Okay, America, I am completely flabbergasted. As

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Speaker 1: long as David Richardson is the head FEMA, FEMLAE should

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Speaker 1: stand for forget every major alert. Don't even worry about

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Speaker 1: the Category four that might be brewing in the Atlantic.

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Speaker 1: Let it sneak up on us. Okay, FEMA should stand

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Speaker 1: for forget expectations, make assumptions. Since David Richardson just assumed

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Speaker 1: that we didn't have a hurricane season, America, if the

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Speaker 1: head of FEMA doesn't know we have a hurricane season,

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Speaker 1: we are doomed. Okay, wait, before it being just doomsday

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Speaker 1: gets here. I read a quote once and the quote was,

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Speaker 1: when you're willing to do what you're unqualified to do.

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Speaker 1: That's what qualifies you. I must say I disagree. Okay,

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Speaker 1: certain positions, certain jobs you just have to simply be

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Speaker 1: qualified for. You have to be simply qualified to do.

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Speaker 1: And if you don't know that there is a hurricane season,

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Speaker 1: then you are not qualified. Please give the acting head

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Speaker 1: of FEMA, David Richardson, the biggest he huh forbid. I

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Speaker 1: hope you don't have a natural disaster in this country

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Speaker 1: anytime soon, because if we do, y'all gonna realize that

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Speaker 1: female stands for fix everything my ass. Okay, damn what

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Speaker 1: fix everything my ass? You want to be female? Now,

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Speaker 1: don't you know?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: You want to be female? When I word, when I

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Speaker 1: put it like that, you want to be female? You

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Speaker 1: please tell me your ass broke, Charlotte.

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Speaker 2: What is you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. I'm gonna do my best to fix it.

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Speaker 3: I got a tool.

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Speaker 1: You got got.

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Speaker 3: To that lady called this morning, sad minute to say

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Speaker 3: pride shut up?

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Speaker 1: Mmmmm mmm you you you be quiet? Please you be quiet?

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Speaker 2: Be pride?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: Thank you somebody for that dog here the day. Yes,

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Speaker 2: let me reset for a second. Reset re Happy birthday

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Speaker 2: to my daughter she's twelve years old today she's away

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Speaker 2: to school. So Happy birthday London one day?

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Speaker 1: How you said happy How you said happy born day

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Speaker 1: in Dominican? Then yes, well no that's it. Merry Christmas?

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