WEBVTT - #187: A Seat At The Ugly Table 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.080 Start a dot up. Start up. Brooklyn Boys start up, 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:12.120 Brooklyn Boys start dot up. They make it noise, dot up, 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:19.960 dot Up. Episode one, The Brooklyn Boys and making some noise. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:24.480 It's the podcast of the Brooklyn Boys. It's us, we're here. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.120 Sometimes I think all we do is make noise and 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.400 not a whole lot of sense. I walked away from 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:36.639 last week's podcast scratching my head and I'm like, did 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.000 we really did we make any points? Did we make 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.519 anyone laugh this week? I don't know. These are the 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:45.600 things I can't sleep on. I usually do the podcast 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.600 and then I go to bed after we upload it. 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.479 It's usually like later at night on a Wednesday, right 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.000 on a Wednesday, and I and I just I always 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.000 like lay there for the first fifteen minutes before I 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.560 go to sleep, and I'm staring at the ceiling, like 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.600 did we move the needle with our slices? I don't know. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.560 I don't know. It's funny because people will will tweet 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.880 us and ask us questions about something from three episodes ago, 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.880 like I'm calling upmselves behind, but what you said about cheese? 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.679 I don't like, So just what we've talked about this 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.280 you guys listen in order. By the way, we have 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.920 not played any listening in order jingles in a while. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.720 We should have one ready for today. Have one of them, 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.399 Pearl Jam, one of them. Yeah, we don't have them 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.720 here at home, but I'll have to go get them. Suck, 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:29.320 you have to bring him up. So, uh, when our 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:33.200 podcast ends, right, we go baseball and the boys in 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.160 Brooklyn ahead, yeah, and then we all right, I was great, okay, 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:38.080 And Brody's usually off the mark because he's at home, 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:40.680 and I want to address that in a minute. I 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:42.440 want to address that because we've got some tweets about it, 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:46.920 and so Scarce as I, I gotta just uh put 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.520 this together and uh call me. Intendants will call up 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.080 with a title. So I call him back. He goes, 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.240 I'm writing a description what we talk about. Then I 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.160 gotta go back and look at my notes, and well, 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.240 a lot of a lot of times when we finish 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.800 after like seventy eight minutes, and I'm just wiped, and 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.040 I'm like, what did we talk about? It's a roller 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.560 coaster for us too, I know for you guys listening there, like, 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.480 oh my god, they're all over the place. Yes we are. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.799 We're all over the map. We are all over the 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:13.320 place where someone a listener wants did a flow chart. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.480 One of our favorite slices did a flow chart of 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.880 what we talked about. And if you like to see 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.680 the way this thing is Instagram, scroll back a year 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:25.360 or so at David Brody. It's blue and orange. Of course, 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.600 it's just the flow of conversation and how it goes 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:31.800 and how we're always we sidetrack ourselves. I'm not gonna 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:33.240 do it because it would be we We can't do 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:35.280 it in the moment. But you know, I like that 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:39.639 that the the director's commentary On some DVDs, like back 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.000 in the day, you could watch them and the director 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:43.120 would go, what we were thinking here if you look 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:46.320 at the dinosaur right and then you get like the commentary, 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.720 so you know what the director was thinking. And they'll 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.560 they'll stop and I'll go look behind looking on there 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.440 on the wall. You may have missed this, and they 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.360 give you the rundown. They narrate the movie that we 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:56.880 we could narrate an app. You know what we could 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:01.079 do what we can be open up a only fans page. 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.720 By the way, the band, the band is temporary lifted. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.200 I heard about that you can. Actually you can actually 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:12.560 upload porns. You could always could, but they were gonna Bandrenna, right, 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:14.720 but now you can. Now you can upload porn again. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.959 They never was October. It was supposed to go away. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.360 Continue you did right as of now, they're not changing yet. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.680 So yeah, that's right, you can. So maybe we do 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.600 like a director's cut where we listen to our episode 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:27.480 and then we we chime in with that wasn't planned. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:32.400 That wasn't planned. I mean to say that, I didn't. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:35.280 I didn't even say that catch that where I said 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.720 that joking. Yeah, you know we've been tried. We've tried 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:42.000 to be better with streamlining, right, I guess in recent episodes. No, 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.040 we don't. Every time you and I sit down before 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.000 we start, you say, Bright, we should really kind of 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:53.280 structure this, and I think we should stay focused. I 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.400 think was really just make a list of things we 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.040 want to talk about and stick to the list. I go, 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.960 that's not how we do we do now. I saw 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:03.200 like a consultant. Sometimes radio consultants will do. No, don't ever, 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.320 don't ever put me in that box. I never want 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.040 to become that when you get a radio consultants, So 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.480 so just pull back the curtain. Unless I'm on I'm 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.160 on the balls of my ass and I wout a job, 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.280 then then maybe a radio consultant, and I would be 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.000 a radio consultant. Don't come in with charts and graphs 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.000 and research and they go, um your your praying phone 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.880 calls need to be three minutes and forty seven seconds. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.760 That is, we put it into a computer and optimally, 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:32.000 we think we calculated um your Your entertainment segments should 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:35.120 be no more than a minute and three point nine seconds, 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:38.240 only doing two stories about singers and one story about 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.760 an actor or actress and maybe a death. They're in 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.880 a laboratory and they're mixing chemicals and things and they're 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:47.719 like like they're Bunsen burners boiling. They test people either 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:51.320 in a room or on a computer, but there's really 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.240 no good way to test people as they're showering and 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:56.960 shaving and getting dressed in the more in their car 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.080 right or in their car because five things going on. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.920 So so if you listen to something, if you listen 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.479 to a song in the car you're driving, bah bah, 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.800 you're like, oh that was great. When you experience it 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.280 in a different way, right, like that was a great song. 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.360 Sit in a room alone and listen to a song 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.560 where you're studying it, paying attention to the lyrics and 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:20.360 deciding whether you like it. That song becomes nine minutes, right, 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.359 or a praying phone call, or a news report or 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.840 anything else. If you're alone and you're focused on it, 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.360 it seems like forever, right, But you're on a roller coaster, 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.040 you like, wow, it was like twenty seconds, like not 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:33.680 a minute. If you're in a car, you're pulling up 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.320 in the drive through, you got the kids crying in 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:38.800 the back, someone's here, like, and you're you don't really 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.200 you experience it in a different way and it goes faster. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.760 I'm gonna do director's cut. Here's a freebie ready for 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.720 What we're listening to now was not planned. It just 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:48.680 came out of nowhere. It really like that. We did 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:50.520 not play talk about that. It just happened. It just 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.600 fell out of ours now speaking of me not sinking 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.640 up at the end because I'm on us a little 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.479 bit of it. We're gonna correct that really soon. You 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.360 know how We're gonna get back to the fucking studio. Well, 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.560 we'll see about that. So David Hugo h U G. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:09.360 E L He's uh Hollywood Hugo thirty one. Why am 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.160 I excited for the Brooklyn Boys to one day get 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.800 back in the studio together so David Brody can sync 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:17.640 up with Scary Jones on their intro outro love you guys, 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.800 and I left every time Scary says you're off again. 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:23.240 That's right after I hear the echo on Brooklyn because 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.960 you you hear we are on the way. And then 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:29.680 Cappy kaplan Caplan Cappy. He says that goes double for 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:34.239 free ship for us the jingle um and then David says, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.720 I was trying to figure out how to type Brooklyn 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.120 and then Brooklyn and then yean for how it comes 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.279 across but goodn't now, but yes, the free ship for us. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:45.240 Here's a little backstage. Had this been another podcast, we 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.039 would have edited it, and I would have we would 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:51.919 have SYNCD up the tracks to make sure right. But 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:55.080 as you know, this is like a live to tape 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:58.920 podcast where it just falls out of our mouths right 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.760 on and you're hearing things is unedited. We don't l 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:06.000 suggest I would suggest listening to last week's episode. I 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:10.600 believe it was one ninety three, The Walk the Walkers 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.760 and Talkers podcast because the way we end every episode 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:15.920 is I say, Jamie, you know what time it is? 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:17.720 She's what time is it? And I say it's time 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.560 to shut that ship down, because that's a line from 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.840 Megan from The Walking Dead where he says no excuses, 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.800 I will shut that ship down, and we have shirts 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.880 that say it. So that's how we end the podcast. 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.640 So I say jam what time is it? She says 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.160 what time is it? And I say it's time and 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.240 we both say to shut that ship down. But I 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:37.160 said she was it's time shut shut, shut to shit down. 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:40.000 She's trying to time it based on what she hears 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:42.600 and it's a train wreck every time perfect, And so 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:44.320 I did. I say to her, don't worry, I'll edit that, 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:45.720 I'll line it up. Don't wry about it. And I 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.440 never do, of course, and then I then I leave 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.760 the banter of heart telling me she's sorry. She's like, 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:53.840 which is and I go, no, don't worry. We chopped 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.760 this up. Make it something the same time. Whenever you 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.120 say like, hey, edit edit that, edit that, I'm like, no, 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:01.960 I'll edit it that later while you hear the whole thing. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.600 So even if you don't like The Walking Dead. And 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:04.840 by the way, I think you should listen to the 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.800 Walk as Doggies podcast because it's funny as shit. Um, 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:11.480 but at least listen to the endings because Jamie Debt's 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.760 probably trying to sync up and I just go, oh yeah, 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.560 I'll just I'll move it. Don't worry, I'll move it. Well, 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.760 a couple of the housekeeping issues here. First of all, UM, 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:23.480 to everybody who is hearing this episode right now who'll 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.720 be living it up, who didn't have not listened to 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.760 last three, can you please do us a favor and 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.960 and help us catch up, catch yourself up because I 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.679 know you didn't listen to the last three episodes. Well, 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:36.040 how can they do that if they're listening to this 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.120 one after this one's over, and then after this one's over, 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.600 go back and do a double shot. You know, most 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:47.000 likely they're up to two these I'm telling you there 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.480 are people listening to this right now that have been 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:52.280 skipping episodes. I hear you, I see you. Yeah, Well 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:57.600 it's something's weird. Way, there's no way that you we 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.280 I'm gonna make up numbers now, right, I'm I just 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.400 go one through ten. There's no way. We can have 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:09.920 episodes that have seven six, seven, three, nine, four, twelve, 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:15.040 you know, listeners right right, listen, downloads, whatever. So either 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.520 people are coming on and they're never listening again, but 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.280 then like two weeks later, we have a huge spike. 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.400 So the last couple of scari is convinced on a 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.920 summer break, and that's what it is. I'm attributing it 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.839 to people have different habits and attitudes. Right now, the 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.480 theory doesn't work. No, well, well, hold on a second. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.480 I feel like it's we're coming to the end of summer, 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.280 people trying to get their last licks in before fall. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.920 Before we do you think by nine they're gonna be 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.000 back on. I think yeah, I think we're gonna have 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.280 a strong one ninety. Okay, so when we do episode 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.440 one ninety, we need to remind people you missed some 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:53.480 great ship from five to seven. The other thing is, 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.679 don't come looking for us next week because we are 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.960 on vacation, which next week is well, if you're listening 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:02.000 leaning into Labor Day, Yeah, labor we are off next 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:06.040 week week of August. Opportunity catch up on the episode 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:07.719 that was my follow up point, or just go back 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.040 and listen to your favorites. Go back and listen to Dill, 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.760 Go back and listen to the ups RNT. Go back 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:14.480 and listen to me yelling about the garbage pay never 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.920 they never get old. Go listen to me talking to 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:22.520 Scary about Brooklyn industrial classics. And now while you're there, 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:27.320 be inspired and go to our merch store. Brooklyn Boys dot, 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:31.760 Big Cartel dot com. That's another Oh whoa yeah, don't 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:35.920 even say the word dot's ahead. That's that's Brooklyn Boys dot, 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.080 Big Cartel dot com. And now, now maybe some people 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.160 are having trouble spelling the word cartel, but it's c 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.480 A r t e L. If you thought it was 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:47.040 k A r t u l, or if you didn't 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.160 think that there were two dots in there, there are 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:53.520 two dots. It's Brooklyn Boys dot. The way, it's commernity. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:58.520 It's commernity. What am I talking about? Stupid? The stupid 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:03.040 name fights are just gave its vaccine. They took COVID 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:07.640 and m R and A vaccines and um, something else 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.400 doesn't matter. Don't tweat me. I'm just drawing a blank 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.880 right now. And they wanted to sound like community, and 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:16.160 they're calling the Fiser vaccine is now commernity. Yeah, there's 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.240 a joke that nobody gets right. They're not they're not 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:20.959 understanding it because they don't know what they don't know 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.760 what m RNA is. Right, it's a type of vaccine 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:26.480 which which is using proteins that build up antibodies. It 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.560 doesn't use a life virus anyway. Blah blah blah. So 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.559 that that that brilliant idea was like one guy was saying, 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.319 I got an idea. Let's take the code from COVID, 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:37.400 the murna from m r and A and and the 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:42.360 itdy from whatever, yeah, and murder she wrote, and it 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.319 we'll call it commernity. You know what her name was 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:49.760 working really well, the Fiser vaccine that was working, that 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.560 that one, that one right there. A hundred million people 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.120 were like called it that you called it that, That's 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:58.280 what it was. Now they're like, what's commernity? Is it tested? 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:02.680 Is approved? Yeah? The mistake that's a marketing blunder, yeah, 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:04.960 I would say so. Yeah. So anyway, so there's that 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:06.960 just some housekeeping we had to you know, sweep up 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.079 a little bit. We haven't really you know, talked about 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.360 that stuff in a while. Um. We did um Alive 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:16.559 broadcast last week from Jenkinson's Point, Pleasant Beach, where we 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.000 were being the other Strand morning show, not the Brooklyn Boys. Correct, correct, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:23.040 although we may have some good Brooklyn Boys news where 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.760 we may be able to all hang out soon in 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.000 a couple of locations. We're working on there there in 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.040 the pipeline. As we say an apologies to all the 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.199 people that were there looking for Brody and Scary Scary 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.800 and Brody because it was just scary. Yeah, I was. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.720 He was not at the Jenkins. I met a couple 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.840 of slices. We took some pictures. It was great. I 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.560 did I did you know, say I wish Brody was here. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.120 He was unable to be here. Yeah, for lack of 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:47.840 being invited. Well it wasn't my invite, No, it was not. No, 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.320 they were keeping the staff small and uh, They're like, 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:52.960 you know, you don't have to come. I'm like, all right, 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.160 it's fine. So it wasn't offended by it. It It was 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.160 what it is. But it was because they were keeping 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.320 the staff small, the stage small, and you know we 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.360 are going to be doing some Brooklyn Boys. Hold on, 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:05.080 they used my c fish on Mendez so showing you welcome. Yeah, 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.640 and then so yeah, so we will be doing Brooklyn 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.960 Boys stuff coming. And by the way, it's not the 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.280 Pike line. It's either coming down the pike or coming 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.800 down the in the in the pipeline on the pipeline 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.000 or pike, but not on the pipe, down on the 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.680 pipe or pike, but not Pike line. That that's incorrect. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:25.920 It's price line not yes, ok, alright, So so I 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.640 want to get into this, and I know you have 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.080 some things that you want to bring up as well, 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.880 and grammar police. I feel like you just grammar police 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.840 a little bit. How how did you do that? The pikeline, 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.200 the pikeline? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a little lesson 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.880 because someone said Pike line. Someone someone emailed about the 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.520 Pike line, and I'm like, no, it's not the Pike line. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:45.360 All right, because I have some I'm ready for some 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.120 grammar police when you tell me, we're ready, So you want, 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:52.000 let's do a quick grammar police and then we um yeah, 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:57.200 well yeah yeah, and then yeah, once again, this was 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.680 not scripted. This was unplanned, and it sounds like a 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.600 police It sounds like it was That's fine. I gotta 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.280 look at my notes now with some of the other Yeah, 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.079 go ahead, I gotta get the jingle. I gotta get 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:14.320 I gotta get kick kids. Police is one more thing 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:22.880 I was, you're off police. Yeah, people make mistakes. I 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.760 called my cor insurance company, and again the woman said, 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:33.120 then number you work at, you work at the insurance company. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.520 We have to retire some of these. We gotta hang 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:41.960 We gotta lift jersey up from the rafters. Raptors. Rafters rafters, rafters, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.080 Raptors are from Oh, raptors are from Jurassic Park, a 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.360 movie you promised our listeners you're gonna finally watch. I 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.760 will so yeah. So some of them, like or vin 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:52.840 An a t M. We should hang up and we 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:56.600 should not even address anymore because they're just these keep 0:14:56.640 --> 0:15:00.440 coming up. We need new examples of grammar police. Okay, 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:04.280 so h L So this was sent to me by 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:09.160 uh Mike Sinhauer. I believe now it wasn't. It wasn't 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:10.760 sent to me by Mike Senhauser. It was sent to 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:16.800 me by Oh, dear God. I'm so sorry, um oh, 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.960 I don't know who said that to me. I apologize. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:23.200 But there's a place in Texas called El Royo and 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.040 people use it as a meme, and they put they 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.800 make it look like a like a church sign with 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:29.840 the white letter black letters on the white. I don't 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.640 know if it designs real. It's photoshop. It's his irony 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.440 is when someone writes, you're an idiot, why oh you are? 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:40.160 Why oh you are right? And I find I when 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.560 you when you were on political TikTok. That expression is 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:48.200 used all the time, really, when you're yeah bye bye yes, 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:54.160 how how so well. I don't want to stereotype, but 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.400 some people who may lean on one side of political TikTok, 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:59.920 when they insult you, they say you're an idiot, use 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.440 a wrong yours. So somebody tagged me in this I 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:06.760 apologize right. So then everybody who was posting was posting 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.920 with deliberate bad grammar. So a guy named Mike wrote 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:12.760 too funny t O but he did it deliberately. So 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.520 then this girl I r E I c h L, 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:21.320 I reach, I reach right, she wrote. She replied to 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:26.280 him and wrote t O O question mark. Oh my god, 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:33.440 it's just stupid. Right, So I wrote joke question mark 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:38.560 and she wrote, um, no he was wrong or something 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.000 and short for sure, And I wrote no, no, I 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:44.080 was pointing out the other person was making a joke 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.920 with the wrong two and didn't need to be corrected, 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.240 And she wrote, I understand. What I want to know 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.320 is why is this important to you? And I said, 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.080 why was it important to you to correct the grammar 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:58.600 of someone who's making an obvious joke on a bad 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:03.640 grammar post? So that was, you know what I mean? Like, 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.280 She's like, why do you do you care? You cared first, 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.960 you corrected a guy on a bad grammar post, thinking 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:13.680 you one up him, and it was it was deliberate. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:19.840 He deliberately wrote it wrongs. Oh my god. Okay, alright, 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.680 so I I have one grammar police. Here's one. This 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:28.080 is from um Phoenix Morrigan love the last line of 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:30.440 this trucker drawing. Okay, first of all, it's a two parter. 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.719 First of all, this is a sign. I don't know 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:38.560 possibly how Remy Martin, a big brand of liquor, uh 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:42.320 could get this wrong. But this person says, I don't 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.760 this does not sound right. I can't decide if it's 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.439 wrong or not. So Remy Martin has a it's a 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:51.960 red sign and it's just says Remy Martin. One life period, 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:57.560 Live them, period, so that's their slogan. It's just and 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.000 actually it's professionally written, so they did it on purpose. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:05.639 Brodie Remy Martin, one life, Live them, Now, that would 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.639 that would speak to the fact that you have several 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:12.000 lives because it lives them, because otherwise you would say 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:18.080 live it right or life go live them. Like to everybody, 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:24.160 it still makes no sense. One life period, live them period. 0:18:24.720 --> 0:18:28.679 That's it. So if it was one life, live it, 0:18:29.359 --> 0:18:32.200 that should make sense. But the fact that it says 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:37.520 them is throwing phoenix off. Live them. I don't think 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:40.320 that works. I don't know. And then there's um a 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:43.640 truck driver signing this was a poster somewhere and they 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:48.480 screenshot at it, uh and basically it was just all 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:53.040 these instructions on what to do at this place, and 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:55.920 it says thank you for your patients at the end, 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:59.560 where patients was spelled p A T I E N T. Yeah, 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.800 that a patients one. All right, back to your grammar police. 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:07.480 So Governor Cuomo of New York, right, but he's he'll 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.359 always be governed a Cuomo. That's the way the title works. 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:14.160 He stepped down, right, And so every article I read 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:18.840 said he's stepping down Monday at midnight, Monday at midnight. 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:22.840 The problem is he was stepping down at midnight Tuesday morning, 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:33.280 midnight Tuesday, right. So I'm I'm writing a report Sunday, right, 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.639 I'm writing report for Elvis, the local New York stories. 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:39.960 So I want to be accurate as to when Governor 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:42.639 Cuomo is stepping down. And every one of them says, 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:49.280 first thing, Monday at midnight, Sunday night at midnight, No, 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:54.120 it was, it was. It was Tuesday morning. So Monday nine, 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:57.359 one minute later is when he resigned. So it was 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:02.240 Tuesday at midnight. You understand what I'm saying. Midnight starts 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.120 the next day. I know we think of it like, oh, 0:20:04.160 --> 0:20:06.639 tonight at midnight, I'm gonna go out, but it's technically 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:08.680 the calendar. You look at your phone, look at your watch, 0:20:08.880 --> 0:20:11.680 the day switches. And that was a problem. Also, I 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:14.960 don't know if this is a grammar police um as 0:20:15.119 --> 0:20:22.400 much as um it's a peeve, that's grammatically a problem. Scary. 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:25.560 I was listening to a commercial on the radio, a 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:29.240 DJ last week, a DJ I'm not gonna say who 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:32.920 it is, and they were talking about how much they 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:37.080 love this time of year because it's the return of 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:42.119 pumpkin spice. And man, do I love pumpkin Oh? No, 0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:47.440 there's no. There's no fucking pumpkin in pumpkin spice. All 0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:52.600 pumpkin spices is cinnamon and things like that. Scary. Is 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:56.200 there steak in steak sauce? No? Is there duck in 0:20:56.320 --> 0:21:01.760 duck sauce? Right, it's pumpkins spice because it's the spice 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:04.359 you put on a pumpkin. Duck sauce is the sauce 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:07.119 you put on a duck. Steak sauce is the sauce 0:21:07.320 --> 0:21:10.159 you put on a steak. Have you tasted pumpkin It 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:14.040 tastes like glop. It's like you have pumpkin pie pie. 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.120 There's pumpkin and pumpkin pie. But but the thing it's 0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:22.320 almost tasteless. The thing that makes pumpkin pie amazing is 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:24.800 the stuff that's in it with it, the ingredients. So 0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:27.080 this guy is going on about I love pumpkin pie, 0:21:27.640 --> 0:21:32.440 I love pumpkin cheesecake. Oh, and pumpkin spice. Anything pumpkin, 0:21:32.480 --> 0:21:37.919