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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: someone approaches you while you're walking downtown and uses this

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Speaker 4: charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 3: Hey girl, I wish I was your coronary artery.

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Speaker 4: That way I could be wrapped around your heart.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, that's a good thing.

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Speaker 4: After he says that, whatever you do, resist the urge

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Speaker 4: to light his pants on fire with a Bunsen burner,

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Speaker 4: He's that to take the calculator out of his back

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Speaker 4: pocket and type in the word boobs. Give the digits

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Speaker 4: to the loser line, so hopefully he leaves you an

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Speaker 4: awkward voicemail. We can play on the air voicemails like

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Speaker 4: this one.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Laila, this is Kyle. I really appreciate your

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Speaker 2: time at the gym. I thought that you were splendid

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Speaker 2: and my exact target is thirty pounds. I'd like to

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Speaker 2: lose that much. I would love if you would help

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Speaker 2: me with that. The only requirements are that I refuse

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Speaker 2: to run a lot and I refuse to lift beyond

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Speaker 2: my comfortable means. It must be light. As far as

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Speaker 2: my diet, I certainly have my favorite things like pumper

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Speaker 2: nickel bread, I love pesto pasta, I love boiled potatoes

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Speaker 2: and pine apple pizza. I'm not willing to give those

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Speaker 2: things up, but I am willing to eat salad maybe

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Speaker 2: with franch dressing. I will give you full control. I promise,

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Speaker 2: thank you, and have a great day.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that's everybody's dream.

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Speaker 3: Clients at the g Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I feel him, though.

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Speaker 2: I am constantly thinking, man, I need to lose weight,

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Speaker 2: but I don't want to do anything to make it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, man weight, Oh my gosh, that pizza.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't toe raises and shoulders.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hi, Josh, it's I was just really hoping

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Speaker 6: we can talk a little more. I didn't feel like

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Speaker 6: I got to hear much about what makes you cry,

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Speaker 6: Like what really keeps you up at night, you know,

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Speaker 6: like all those things. Like I just have a lot

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Speaker 6: of emotions, and I think it's super important that we

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Speaker 6: all talk our emotions too, And like I felt like

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Speaker 6: you were really holding back and like just you know,

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Speaker 6: almost physically and emotionally away from me, And I just

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Speaker 6: want you to be close to me and connected to

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Speaker 6: me on both levels. So if you could just give

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Speaker 6: me a call back and we can just really really

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Speaker 6: dig deep on all those topics that make us all

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Speaker 6: uncomfortable date.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I love forced deep conversations. Nothing better.

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Speaker 3: It's already kind of awkward talking normal stuff.

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Speaker 6: It could be useful to know what makes a guy

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Speaker 6: cry to use.

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Speaker 5: It against him later, which parent you blame the most

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Speaker 5: for how crappy your life turned down a later time?

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Speaker 4: Now, you know, normally I would take this time to

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Speaker 4: tell you about our top loser line of the week

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Speaker 4: up on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, but instead

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Speaker 4: Alexis is going to tell you for the next ten

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Speaker 4: seconds the benefits of flossing and sunscreen.

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Speaker 7: Ad I actually do really like flossing. I think it's

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Speaker 7: really good for you.

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Speaker 4: But sunscreen, I mean, I want to get tanned, so

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Speaker 4: personally I'm really bad about.

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Speaker 6: Using it, but I know that it's got to backfire.

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Speaker 4: In life, but it's kind of worth it now to

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Speaker 4: look good and be tanned now.

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Speaker 7: But sunscreen is good for you.

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Speaker 4: So that was longer than ten seconds, and then back

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Speaker 4: to fossing.

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Speaker 5: Please do that.

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Speaker 7: It's kind of hygienic it's.

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Speaker 4: Nice kind of this message brought to you by the

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Speaker 4: Flossing and Sunscreen Commission. Than the message is over. Now

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Speaker 4: let's get back to those loser line messages.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Natalie or Natasha, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: We only spoke the one time I came into the.

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Speaker 2: Flower store whatever it's.

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Speaker 8: Called the garden Center. I have a new house, well

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Speaker 8: new to me anyways. It's old basements, just unfinished. It's

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Speaker 8: kind of damp and gross, and I've noticed something in

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Speaker 8: the corners growing, like mushrooms or something, and I just.

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Speaker 1: Wanted to know if you would be able to come

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Speaker 1: over and take a look and just see if they're

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Speaker 1: like poisonous or like edible or like the cool kind.

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Speaker 1: And I mean, like if they're the cool.

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Speaker 7: Kind too, I'm willing to share, like you know, like

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Speaker 7: sixty forty or something like that. I just need to

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Speaker 7: know before I, you know, do anything, and you're the expert,

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Speaker 7: so just let me know, call me back.

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Speaker 1: Peace, I'll talk to you then.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean to his credit, where do you go

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Speaker 4: if you find mushrooms and you want to know more

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Speaker 4: about if they're like good for you or not? The

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Speaker 4: garden Center is the right place I'm going to probably.

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Speaker 2: Err on the side of basement mushrooms are never going

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Speaker 2: to be the cool kind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah whatever.

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Speaker 5: Ever, luck doesn't work that way.

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Speaker 4: If you're going yourself in your basement eating mushrooms out

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Speaker 4: of the corner, you need to re examine your entire life.

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Speaker 5: Or already had the cool mushrooms.

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Speaker 8: And that's why a lot you know. Next message, Hey, Margaret,

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Speaker 8: this is.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling because you you mentioned that you're a Swift

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Speaker 3: yet and that you love all things Taylor Swift and

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Speaker 3: you're kind of bummed out that you didn't get to

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Speaker 3: go see her concert.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're you're in luck because.

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Speaker 3: I learned a few of the songs just for you,

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Speaker 3: and uh, right now, I'm going to give you a concert,

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Speaker 3: a Taylor Swift concert in the voice of current truck.

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Speaker 8: Because the player's gonna play play play play play play

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Speaker 8: the papers hate Hey, hey, Hey, maybe I'm just gonna.

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Speaker 3: Shake shake shirke shirt shoke shirt shirk your off, shake

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Speaker 3: it off.

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Speaker 4: Yay.

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Speaker 8: And now the encore we.

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Speaker 2: You're never getting together together together? Yes, I want to

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Speaker 2: fool kermit.

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Speaker 7: It was an emotional ride.

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Speaker 4: That's what happens when you actually eat those basement muscles.

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Speaker 5: That was so good. Please let Kermit be her opening AMEM.

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Speaker 4: You can listen to Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 4: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 4: Loser Line, second date and phones.

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Speaker 5: Have that we do right there. We got your new phones.

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Speaker 2: Have coming up brooking Jeffrey in the morning.