WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Ikea Date Gone Wrong

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking jewels, second date, up date. Nothing says a fun

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<v Speaker 1>date like a Goofendorfer coffee table or a lack shelf

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<v Speaker 1>or a Gorfin Dugan couch. What we're talking about? Ikea

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<v Speaker 1>the best place to have a first date. No way,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave anxiety with the word Ikea. Oh if your

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<v Speaker 1>name is Craig and you emailed us to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update you love going to Ikea on first dates,

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<v Speaker 1>because apparently that's what he did. No way, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing, dude? No, no, no, let me explain. So

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<v Speaker 1>I met this squirrel on Tinder. Her name's Tammy. At

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<v Speaker 1>times she was really cute and I kind of wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to take her on like a different date, um than normal.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was like, I'm gonna be creative. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take her on Ikea date. And IQ is quiet, it's fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. It's stressful. You can't find your way out

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<v Speaker 1>of that place. It lasts for hours, and there's no alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I mean not if you bring your own. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you bring in some alcohol into the Ikea exactly like

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<v Speaker 1>a nice little flasks? No one's gonna know. I did.

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<v Speaker 1>You may have just turned me. I don't know, why,

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<v Speaker 1>but I feel like that would make it more bearable. Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>when you don't have to actually buy anything, it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>a really nice experience because it's like this mansion that

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<v Speaker 1>you're walking around, a mansion full of particle board. So

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<v Speaker 1>how did you sell this to a girl you met

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<v Speaker 1>on Tinder? So we were chatting and she kind of,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, raised how it was like she goes on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of normal, boring dates, and how she's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of over getting coffee, kind of getting she was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of bored with going a restaurant. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well I'm gonna take you on like a

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<v Speaker 1>fun date, like on a different date. And I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you she never saw that coming exactly. Yeah, she just

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<v Speaker 1>put up the challenge and I tried to meet it

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<v Speaker 1>as best as I can. I actually think it went

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<v Speaker 1>really really well because we met at Ikea and we

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<v Speaker 1>like started to walk around, you know, and it's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really taking stupid pictures, were pretending to watch like

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<v Speaker 1>the Cardboard TV, where like we have like a pretend

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<v Speaker 1>argument in the in the kitchen. It was like so

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<v Speaker 1>much fun. It was like performance art at Ikea. I

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<v Speaker 1>bet that was fun exactly, you know, And we go

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<v Speaker 1>and we have like the Swedish meatballs at the cafeteria

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and like no one was there, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, I kind of bought her fake flowers

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<v Speaker 1>because they have like those flowers at the very end

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<v Speaker 1>that you can get, yeah too, like come on, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good day, right, well, and it sounds like she

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<v Speaker 1>was like in it, like she was into this totally.

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<v Speaker 1>So to me, you guys are a match made in heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, thanks, yeah, and you don't have to spend

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<v Speaker 1>a lot on dinner. I mean the Swedish meatballs are

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<v Speaker 1>super cheap, yeah, and they are delicious. So how did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys go anywhere other than Ikea or did

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<v Speaker 1>your romance in right there in the Ikea parking lot?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I just kind of walked her to her

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<v Speaker 1>car and just said all right, well, let's get together soon,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like yeah, I'd like that, And then

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<v Speaker 1>I texted her like a few days later, didn't hear anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's been like a week in half now, I think,

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<v Speaker 1>and still haven't heard anything. So and you know when

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<v Speaker 1>you asked her out again, did you ask her to

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<v Speaker 1>like a normal let's go get drinks at happy hour thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like if you're asking if I want to

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<v Speaker 1>bring her to Best Buy next time? No, So why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think she's not calling you back then? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I mean maybe she like went to all

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<v Speaker 1>of her friends and told her that some random guy

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<v Speaker 1>off of Tinder it took her on an Ikea date

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<v Speaker 1>and they probably all acted the same way that you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah maybe Andy, We're like, what is that? All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll play a song, come back, call her and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, okay, thank you so much. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>looking jubil in the morning. Second update. If you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us for today's second date update, Let's go over

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<v Speaker 1>the steps to building the perfect relationship. Insert person A

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<v Speaker 1>into person B. That is quick. That's a quick movie relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Realize that person A doesn't quite fit into person BE

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<v Speaker 1>so reevaluate and realize that you're missing a screw and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why you can't fit person A into person B.

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<v Speaker 1>And then completely lose your and just who cares about

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<v Speaker 1>the relationship anymore. That's at least how you build a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship when it started at Ikea. Like Craig, who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone for a second date update? Today, Craig actually

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<v Speaker 1>took his date to Ikea. It sounds weird, but he

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<v Speaker 1>swears they had a great time. And I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>strange because like she was into this Ikea idea, But

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she was looking for more than just Ikea on

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<v Speaker 1>that date. Or you know, maybe she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Ikea at all and that was a really

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<v Speaker 1>bad idea. Maybe that is an honest reflection of what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she just acted like she enjoyed going IQA with you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial her phone umber right now, see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can get her on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>what we're wrong. Okay, okay, cool? Hello, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Tammy please? This is Tammy. Hey, Tammy, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from Brook and Jewl in the Morning. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>what is that? It's a radio show called Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning, That's what it is. Okay, Why

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because

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<v Speaker 1>we do a segment on our radio show called the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Update. Okay, you still sound confused. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what that is. I don't really listen to the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that much? Okay? Good? I'm glad A second date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>What it is where if you go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody and then end up not calling them

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<v Speaker 1>after they email us to see if we can get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone and find out what went wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Okay, okay, And so one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners emailed us about you. Oh great. Yeah, it just

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<v Speaker 1>keeps getting better, doesn't it. I'm gonna say that you

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<v Speaker 1>probably remember this date because it happened at Ikea. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Craig is wondering why you're not calling him back. He

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<v Speaker 1>told us about your Ikea date, and everybody in the

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<v Speaker 1>room feels like you're probably not calling it back because

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<v Speaker 1>he took you on a date to Ikea. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe he called a radio station about this. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he clearly doesn't make good decisions. I mean, he took

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<v Speaker 1>you on a date to Ikea and now he does this,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can fully see how he'd call a radio station. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I kid, I can see that now. I don't know, though,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounded like from his description you were into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he said, you guys were like pretend watching TV

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<v Speaker 1>and you enjoyed the Swedish meatballs. I mean, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a cool idea. It sounds like he already kind of

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<v Speaker 1>told you a lot about it. Yeah he did. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he pretty much broke it down to us, said,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hung out there, watched the fake TVs and

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<v Speaker 1>even had to pretend fight in one of the bedrooms

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that. We did all that was fun. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if that was fun, then why don't you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see him again? There was a couple moments there that

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<v Speaker 1>it went from being kind of fun too kind of

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<v Speaker 1>weird and uncomfortable. He didn't use one of the display toilets, Diddy,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, he did not do that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what it could be worse than that, So what did

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<v Speaker 1>he do? Well, it wasn't as bad as that. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give him that. We went to different beds around the store. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and the first time we got to one, he jokingly

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, tuck me in, tell me a story.

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<v Speaker 1>And the first time it was cute and my guy

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<v Speaker 1>did it, and he was like, talk to me in

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<v Speaker 1>a mom voice, and so I did that and like,

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<v Speaker 1>sure it was a little weird, but like I was

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<v Speaker 1>playing the game, playing long. Plus, he could have gotten

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<v Speaker 1>the total other direction and been just a total perv

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<v Speaker 1>the first time you got in bed. That's true. That's true,

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<v Speaker 1>and he did not do that, so I am thankful

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<v Speaker 1>for that. But it's just that that happened like three

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<v Speaker 1>or four more times, like each time we came to

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<v Speaker 1>a bed, he wanted me to tuck him in and

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<v Speaker 1>read him a story. Then he was he was asking

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<v Speaker 1>for me to like when I started talking, if I

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<v Speaker 1>started reading this story in a normal voice, he was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>use your mom voice. Come on to his defense. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's just really bad at role playing and he's not

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<v Speaker 1>very creative. So he saw that you thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>funny the first time, and he just kept the joke going. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so. But then he put his thumb in

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth and it was it was weird. It just

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<v Speaker 1>way too much and it was creeping me out. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I can see that creeping out even after one time,

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<v Speaker 1>but over and over and over again, reread me a story, mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, it was weird. I love how Akia brought

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<v Speaker 1>out his mommy issues. Yeah, I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what happened. I just I had to get out

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<v Speaker 1>of there. Well, then I probably shouldn't let you know

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<v Speaker 1>that he's on the phone listening to this conversation. Wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, Mama. God, you're joking right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not your little boys listening. Hey tell me it's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's me Craig. Hey, Craig, what's going on? Um to

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the story about your experience of our a

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<v Speaker 1>key a date. Um, I don't know. I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I did that, it was really funny

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<v Speaker 1>and weird. I felt like you laughed really hard and

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<v Speaker 1>I did I do this thing where like I beat

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<v Speaker 1>a joke to death and uh, and I definitely did

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<v Speaker 1>it this time, and I, um man, yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>that is a little weird. So it was a joke

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<v Speaker 1>and not some weird sort of fetish fantasy thing that

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to live out in ikea. No, no, no, no no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all, nothing like that. But it was being

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<v Speaker 1>awkward and thinking that you thought something was funny. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I realized in retrospect, oh my god, that was

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<v Speaker 1>that was so creepy? Are you sure? But like you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted me to call you craggy pooh pooh? Yeah again,

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<v Speaker 1>funny at the time, now that I hear it again,

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<v Speaker 1>totally creepy. See at least you can admit that it

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<v Speaker 1>was really creepy, Tommy. I mean I was on the

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<v Speaker 1>side until the thumb sucking thing, and then I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like that pushed it over the edge for me. But

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you're more forgiving, Craig. I had a really good time,

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<v Speaker 1>but it went from like zero to sixty in like

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<v Speaker 1>two seconds, and it's just, I know, real creepy. I

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<v Speaker 1>can I be like super honest with you. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>when I like someone and I think that something's going

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<v Speaker 1>really well, I just get kind of nervous. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think about two thirds of the way through the date,

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like we were really grooving and um, and

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<v Speaker 1>when I get nervous, my jokes just go down the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I get really nervous I become a two year

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<v Speaker 1>old and suck my thumb? Yeah? No, I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was really funny at first, and then I got

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<v Speaker 1>really super awkward by the end. You could probably tell

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<v Speaker 1>because by the third time I let out that weird

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<v Speaker 1>giggle that was supposed to be a joke. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that craggy poo. I want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>the giggle. I'm not. I don't think I could do

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<v Speaker 1>it again. Do you want me to read you a story.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go down this road because I might try

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<v Speaker 1>to be funny and it's not all right, I'll save you, then, Tammy,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Craggy Poop? Now that you know it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>weird thing and it was just a joke, we will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. I don't know. My friends gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of crap when I told him about the

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<v Speaker 1>Ikea ordeal. Oh come on, he's the most self aware

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<v Speaker 1>weirdo that we've had. That's true. Come on, mamma, Tammy,

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<v Speaker 1>contact me into bed again. Who wait? Is that Tammy

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<v Speaker 1>talking talking? No? That was sorry, it's so weird. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. I don't do it if you know. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird and it's so believable. Yeah, I'm like a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounded like a horror movie, is what it sounds like?

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<v Speaker 1>That was the voice who was using that night. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh. Well, I'm just I'm just trying to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Please go out with me again. If you could come

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<v Speaker 1>back from that, Craig, it's going to be amazing. I promise.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you gone on one more day with me. I

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<v Speaker 1>promise no more MoMA's Tammy chokes Craig. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with you because I want to hear that

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<v Speaker 1>voice more Tammy. What do you think will you go

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<v Speaker 1>out with No? No, I'm not going out on another

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<v Speaker 1>day with you. I have nightmare just hearing that weird

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<v Speaker 1>voice that you're doing. I do too. I don't blame you, Craig.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, no second date for you. That's okay. Broken

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<v Speaker 1>jewel in the morning, very appropriate text message at seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nine two. All it says is wt F

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second date. Update. Yeah, if you didn't hear it,

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<v Speaker 1>that was taped. Well, Brooke was still here. She's out

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<v Speaker 1>on maternity leaven. Of course Jackie is filling in. And

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie's jaw dropped when she heard this dude's voice. So

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<v Speaker 1>balloon voice. Yeah, this dude Craig wanted to call Tammy.

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<v Speaker 1>They went on an Ikea date. He thought it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>fun to go to Ikea and walk around weird too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was pretty weird. But the reason she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling back was because he kept getting into bed. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean like, read me a story in this weird voice,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said he was doing it as a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he actually did the voice that he was doing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I understand why she wasn't calling back. Here's his

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<v Speaker 1>normal voice. I actually think it went really really well. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And here's the voice that he was doing. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>Mama Tammy, Tom tat me into bed again? So out

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<v Speaker 1>of a horror movie. Yeah, I'm gonna hear this in

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<v Speaker 1>my nightmares. Now I am on, Mama Tammy, Tom tat

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<v Speaker 1>me into bed again? So free. It's creepy, but all

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<v Speaker 1>kidding aside. He was just trying to be funny. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, Mama tan. Nothing funny about that. I just

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<v Speaker 1>think as a female I would it would get old.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, maybe the first time I died laughing

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<v Speaker 1>about sice. But then if he kept doing it, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you're a freak. This guy has a weird

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<v Speaker 1>fetish or something. He wants his diaper chain and Mama's

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<v Speaker 1>not doing it. Remember, if you want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Mama, Tammy, Tom put me into bed again.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll tell you things like that.