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Speaker 1: Brooking jewels, second date, up date. Nothing says a fun

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Speaker 1: date like a Goofendorfer coffee table or a lack shelf

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Speaker 1: or a Gorfin Dugan couch. What we're talking about? Ikea

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Speaker 1: the best place to have a first date. No way,

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Speaker 1: I gave anxiety with the word Ikea. Oh if your

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Speaker 1: second date update you love going to Ikea on first dates,

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Speaker 1: because apparently that's what he did. No way, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing, dude? No, no, no, let me explain. So

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Speaker 1: I met this squirrel on Tinder. Her name's Tammy. At

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Speaker 1: So it was like, I'm gonna be creative. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take her on Ikea date. And IQ is quiet, it's fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well I mean not if you bring your own. Did

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Speaker 1: You may have just turned me. I don't know, why,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like that would make it more bearable. Plus,

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Speaker 1: you're walking around, a mansion full of particle board. So

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Speaker 1: how did you sell this to a girl you met

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Speaker 1: It's really taking stupid pictures, were pretending to watch like

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Speaker 1: and we have like the Swedish meatballs at the cafeteria

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Speaker 1: So to me, you guys are a match made in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys go anywhere other than Ikea or did

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Speaker 1: joining us for today's second date update, Let's go over

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Speaker 1: the steps to building the perfect relationship. Insert person A

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Speaker 1: to Tammy please? This is Tammy. Hey, Tammy, how are you?

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