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Speaker 1: We've got a full, brand new hour for you. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and.

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Speaker 2: This is your podcast. We're so glad you're here. I

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Speaker 2: gotta say, Jose you told.

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Speaker 1: One of the funniest and sweetest stories that I've heard

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Speaker 1: from you all year.

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Speaker 3: I will never let you down. Grandma's okay, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll hear it, and what's on your mind? Plus

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Speaker 2: a brand new second date update laser stories. But we

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Speaker 2: always love to highlight some of our favorite comments.

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Speaker 4: Made me laugh, Hobby said, catching up on episodes, and

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Speaker 4: I've now decided that my family will play your podcast

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Speaker 4: at my funeral.

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Speaker 2: And please your plugin on my headstone.

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Speaker 5: My laugh just echoing the hallways of a funeral home.

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Speaker 2: I love it too.

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Speaker 1: We really are so play this part too so that

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Speaker 1: they can hear why why we're being played at your funeral?

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Speaker 6: In it?

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I forgot to wear black.

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Speaker 7: Yo.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's your brand new podcast and it starts right now.

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Speaker 6: We have many international listeners. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's so cool people all over the world have found

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Speaker 1: our podcasts.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. How many people write to us on Spotify or

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Speaker 6: on Apple saying like, hey, I listened to your podcast

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Speaker 6: over in Zimbabwe, and we want to say thank you

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Speaker 6: to all of our fans abroad. But also if you

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Speaker 6: want to come visit us here in America, because I

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Speaker 6: know so many foreigners right now want to.

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Speaker 2: Travel such a destination.

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Speaker 6: But if you do want to, there's a new rule

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Speaker 6: under the new Enhanced Vetting Executive Order where border agents

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Speaker 6: can legally search through your phone and they don't need

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Speaker 6: a warrant to do. That's why Homeland Security is politely

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Speaker 6: suggesting if you're traveling to the US, delete your nudes.

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Speaker 8: I was just thinking that.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, wait a minute.

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Speaker 6: Seriously, because there's a good chance a border agent will

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Speaker 6: find some nsfws and text it to themselves.

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Speaker 2: It's a good chance they want to find it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it. What's your secur no off older code.

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Speaker 1: Way another Brazilian woman coming into the States, I must

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it is tempting, especially with all those hot summer

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Speaker 6: is you d show, so if you do so, gross,

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Speaker 6: That's where we are as a country now. So if

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Speaker 6: you have sensitive content on your phone, you might want

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Speaker 6: Or you can do what I do and fill my

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Speaker 6: entire burner phone with nothing butt newts, just to watch

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Speaker 5: Just like first before I hit play, I'm not zoomed in.

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Speaker 2: Yes, shocking. No other countries want to see the US's newts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, basket for ours, we'll focus on their body.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I know is the border agent's going to be

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Speaker 6: asking me. You're gonna have to check that and carry on.

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Speaker 6: It's too big, sir, correct officer. And I know exactly

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Speaker 6: where to smuggle the shock collar when we do the

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Speaker 6: shock collar, but the day because anyone ja, yeah, but

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Speaker 6: So Jake, let's do question first, smuggle pack me later. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'll meet you there sweet on this day.

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Speaker 8: Back in nineteen ninety three, dinosaurs escaped, lawyers, got eaten

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Speaker 8: You yes, yeah, because the movie Jurassic Park was released

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Speaker 8: but that hasn't stopped entrepreneurs from building bizarre attractions all

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Speaker 8: Park will be doing a special theme park or dream

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Speaker 6: Oh Dearn twenty.

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Speaker 8: It is so you say number one through twenty, I'll

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Speaker 8: tell you about a highly questionable amusement park idea. You

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Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who, if she was a dinosaur,

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Speaker 5: She has three of them.

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Speaker 8: In Japan, there's a theme park called Nasu Highland Park,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know it haunted, I don't know. A

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Speaker 5: The toilet flushes on its own.

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Speaker 6: Disneyland has the whole haunted mansion too, and there is

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Speaker 6: they found their niece.

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Speaker 8: We have a haunted bathroom here at work, and only

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I feel like it's kind

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Speaker 4: It just going through like a collapse, like a haunted

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Speaker 2: Okay, and then there happened to be a bathroom flame.

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Speaker 6: In Japan they have smart toilets, so I could see

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Speaker 6: and then start saying some really weird stuff, very vulnerable.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go theme park, Alex.

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Speaker 8: Says, theme park, Yeah, that's real. The bathroom is part

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Speaker 8: of a horror theme section, and yes it has sound

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Speaker 8: effects in every stall.

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Speaker 6: Scary Brook.

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Speaker 2: Number ten is off the board, give me fourteen?

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Speaker 8: Will you say? Please?

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Speaker 2: Please, thank you?

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Speaker 9: Brook.

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Speaker 8: Breadland is a Yeast themed amusement park in Southern Germany

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Speaker 8: where Jeffrey do not laugh at East in Southern Germany,

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Speaker 8: where the rides are shaped like baguettes and pretzels. Maybe

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Speaker 8: the best part is that the mascot is a talking

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Speaker 8: bread roll named air Gluten. A real theme park or

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Speaker 8: a dream park.

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Speaker 5: We made up a smell amazing.

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Speaker 2: It would be the dream park of my dreams.

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Speaker 1: But I just don't know that air Gluten is going

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Speaker 1: to be the guy who's representing Germany. There's not enough

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Speaker 5: I would.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I'm gonna say dream park.

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Speaker 8: Brook says, it's a fake park, that's a dream park.

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Speaker 8: It's totally made up, but it does smell like a

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Speaker 8: good idea. Jose, ten and fourteen have been taken. Any

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Speaker 5: You, Let's go seven, Jose.

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Speaker 8: In Lithuania, there's a former Soviet prison turned interactive attraction

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Speaker 6: Your kids want to go and do this one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: I bet they check your phones before you enter.

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Speaker 6: Oh you get you get a whole body cavity search

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Speaker 6: before you step through the security.

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Speaker 3: They took my phone away and my keys and my everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say nightmare of a dream part.

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Speaker 8: Doesn't believe it, He says, dream park. No, Jose, it's

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Speaker 8: a real theme park. It's called Grutas Park. It is

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Speaker 8: very weird and it is even more real than it

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Speaker 6: But Lithuanians have a different sense of fun than we

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Speaker 5: That's funny over there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it's to remind them that they don't want

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Speaker 5: Do you buy the fastal.

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Speaker 8: Commuter sentence yeah, show trip yes?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Remote broadcast park ye.

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Speaker 5: For Breadland over this okay?

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey and fourteen have been chosen two Jeffrey. In South Korea,

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Speaker 8: South there's a theme park called Poo Poo Land where

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 8: Is this a real theme park or a dream park

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Speaker 6: All the countries in Asia they have an obsession with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the toilet restaurants and stuff, dude.

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Speaker 5: And they have bidays too.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 1: My kids would love to travel through the digestive anything

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Speaker 3: They love imagine their Madame rites like Splash Mountain where.

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Speaker 5: You get to the end to explas.

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Speaker 6: Or just imagine all of their food. It's like themed

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Speaker 6: like poop. I guess yeah, that'd be kind of fun

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Speaker 2: Let's just go with a lot of chocolate ice cream.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to say Bean Park on.

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Speaker 8: This Jeffrey Shows theme park. He thinks poopoo Land is real. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: poop Land is very real, very weird. It's an attraction you

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Speaker 2: There's so many places live broadcast from.

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Speaker 8: That's right, poopoo Land. Please dm us and Jose, I'm

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Speaker 8: sorry you are the only loser of today.

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Speaker 5: Let's see twenty.

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Speaker 6: That means, Jose, it's going to be getting shocked. And

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Speaker 6: somebody wanted to hear the song Party in the US

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Speaker 5: So I put my hands up.

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Speaker 3: They're playing my song The Butterflies Flyway not in my head,

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Speaker 3: like yeah, and a movie in my heads.

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Speaker 6: Like yeah, that is your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 6: We got your phone taps coming up in just.

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Speaker 9: A few minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Doesn't it seem like all of the most powerful billion

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Speaker 6: dollar companies of today always start with just a bunch

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Speaker 6: of random friends messing around in some dingy craphole place together. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: like Microsoft started in a New Mexico garage. Facebook was

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Speaker 5: It's crazy.

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Speaker 6: An uber was probably created in a four hundred degree

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that checks out, Jeff, I read about that story.

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Speaker 5: We need to write home like.

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Speaker 6: This great whole network. The point is, genius ideas can

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Speaker 6: happen in anywhere, and what better place than inside of

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Speaker 6: an old radio studio with a faulty Russian made air

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Speaker 6: conditioning unit from the nineteen eighties where all the volume

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Speaker 6: is the perfect place to spark a genius idea during

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Speaker 6: a brand new What's on Your Mind that's coming up

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Speaker 6: right now. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And

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Speaker 6: if you look at the news right now, you might

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Speaker 6: be worried that the world's becoming too stable, too harmonious,

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Speaker 6: too happy. That's how everybody feels, right Jeff, Well, don't

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Speaker 6: pay it because things are still dramatic and tumultuous as

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Speaker 6: ever in all of our personal lives. So let's bring

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Speaker 6: back the chaos with another edition of What's on Your Mind?

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Speaker 6: Starting with Brooke Brook What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 1: You know this is gonna sound kind of deep, But

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Speaker 1: I think I finally understand what true love is.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you've been married for years. Listen, what are you

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Speaker 1: When I was younger, I thought true love was like

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Speaker 6: Okay, where does the real stuff happen?

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Speaker 2: True love happens at two in the morning.

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Speaker 1: But we kind of partner who will share all of

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Speaker 1: You're going to go into the battle zone alone.

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Speaker 2: That that right there is knowing that you have somebody.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you found it. Yeah, I hope you will

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Speaker 6: Jose, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, recently I had the honor of being a pallbear

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Speaker 3: So they sup in my little fifteen year old nephew,

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Speaker 5: Sorry, helpful, You're right, Brook, not helpful.

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Speaker 3: I am doing all the work and my my hand

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Speaker 5: Man, you know so I'm humiliated. People know something's going on. Right,

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Speaker 6: A shoulder, do a full like clean yeah, squat.

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Speaker 10: Should have the scene at the funeral, but the rumor

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Speaker 10: I'm like, no, I did not almost drunk Grandma, gotcha,

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Speaker 10: And I love Grandma and I never did.

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Speaker 5: I did not drop her.

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Speaker 6: You did, You didn't know?

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Speaker 3: Just for the history of Anyony Paul Baron out there,

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Speaker 6: Sometimes, you know, weird fitness trends start in like accidental ways.

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Speaker 6: So next week, join Jose at the gym for coffin

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Speaker 3: I gave rip all the muscles in my shoulder. I

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Speaker 6: You're gonna get so many good gains though, So Alexis,

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Speaker 4: Speaking of fitness trends, I found a hack to motivate

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Speaker 2: Morning, I'm not sure. I work out in the morning, Yes, girl,

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 4: And I started this because first, like when you choose

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Speaker 2: I make sure it's within like six miles in my house.

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Speaker 6: And I know it's a pretty big gad.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't uber. I drive and I park at.

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Speaker 4: It, okay, a drinks, I go out and then my

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Speaker 2: Or another, you know, which that's a responsible part of

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Speaker 5: Naturally, and it's like close enough.

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Speaker 9: It's.

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Speaker 1: Expensive to uber exactly how many what's on your minds

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Speaker 1: we're going to do before it's Alexis got her car too,

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Speaker 4: I checked the side and then the next morning I

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Speaker 4: Hungover I was, and that's why I was smart enough

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Speaker 1: It's like old Alexis is taking such good care of

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Speaker 6: Every time Alexis does something dumb or cheap, instead of

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Speaker 8: A new life.

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Speaker 2: And if you see me hungover running by your.

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Speaker 6: Business, all right, Jeff, Guys, I have the nicest neighbor.

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Speaker 6: And when I tell you the story, you're all going

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Speaker 6: But his name is Tony, and he's a little bit

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he heard about your mailbox fiasco.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I just I don't have a lot of

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Speaker 6: has bought, all the power tools, right, So he lets

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Speaker 6: how to weed whack this area. So he lets me

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute, and he's just guiding me, showing me

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Speaker 5: Sure that's how you're supposed to, like teach a girl

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Speaker 6: You feel that, Yeah, I feel that that's how it's done. Okay,

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Speaker 6: This is actually actually really reassuring. And it's not just

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Speaker 6: You didn't rap, not properly. We did the rake lessons

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Speaker 6: even though there were there weren't any leaves for us

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Speaker 6: Stroke stroke, pull, is too violent, you gentle strokes.

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Speaker 2: Across the lawn if you're enjoying it for you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he really is the greatest neighbor ever. He even

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Speaker 2: I said, he wants you to be in rhythm with

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Speaker 6: I knew you'd be jealous of We haven't got there yet,

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Speaker 6: but I'm excited to learn.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be there.

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Speaker 6: That's what's on our minds. And you can text into

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Speaker 6: seventy eighty five nine two tell us what's been on yours.

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Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're getting

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Speaker 6: what's been on hours. This one says, I almost broke

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Speaker 6: my leg at work. Who listen to y'all help the

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Speaker 2: Okay, the meds.

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Speaker 6: That's the good news. Bad news is your text make

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Speaker 1: You don't drive heavy machinery, but a good job being

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Speaker 1: at work stillman, No, but I feel like workers comp

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Speaker 6: Hey, I just appreciate them listening. That's all the matters.

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Speaker 6: Another text came in currently driving to sneak into my

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Speaker 6: I turned it in yesterday.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I always did the slip it under the door move

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Speaker 1: like what I was here yesterday and you didn't open

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Speaker 2: Got my first eye. You still have paper homework?

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Speaker 5: I literally online to a kickback email.

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Speaker 2: I think they're doing it now because of AI. They're

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Speaker 2: making kids right stuff. They make you right. Yes, it's horrible.

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Speaker 5: Pretty soon you won't be to use calculator.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so shameful. Whatever happened to the good old days

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Speaker 6: where students would seduce their professors to get high scores?

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Speaker 6: I mean you and brook O, I know, bring that back.

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Speaker 6: One more text says I'm on level seventeen thousand, six

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Speaker 6: anything to play and I've never paid a dime. Smiley face.

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Speaker 5: It must take years to get there though.

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Speaker 1: That's twenty years into Candy Crush. Telling you is that

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Speaker 1: the creator?

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Speaker 6: I don't know. They send it with a big smiley face.

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Speaker 2: Keep crushing.

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Speaker 9: That's awesome, brook and Jeffrey. In the morning.

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Speaker 6: Brooke is always complaining to us that her husband Michael

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Speaker 6: at being romantic. No, it's how he spends more intimate

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Speaker 2: He does love that thing. No mouth open, naturally.

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Speaker 6: Brook starts to wonder, wouldn't it be fun to be

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Speaker 1: Actually, would rather be with lawnmore makeout guy?

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Speaker 6: I don't wonder that, See Brook. This is why we

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Speaker 6: needs to hear the real stories about how nightmarish the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, jeff my dating life was so tragic. It's very

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Speaker 6: Partners close and let them diddle their heads trimmer for

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Speaker 6: of the Tinder Dates that's coming up right after this

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Speaker 9: The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's

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Speaker 9: Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 6: It's the dating game show that got a little too

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Speaker 6: passionate during CPR class when you threw on some Marvin

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Speaker 2: It's compressions only.

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Speaker 6: Now, Jack, it's the Battle of the Tinder Dates, where

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Speaker 6: two of our listeners go head to head to find

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Speaker 6: today's contestants. In this corner, she likes sending naughty picks,

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Speaker 6: boys call her Motorola Lola who doesn't.

448
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 2: Look good in those pixelated picks.

449
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got some big squares there, Yeah.

450
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 6: And in the other corner, she set up a kissing

451
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 6: booth outside the UN headquarters to end global conflicts a

452
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 6: sexier way. Wait a minute, World Peace Denise representative from

453
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 6: Libya really got into it. But here's how the game works.

454
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 6: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

455
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 6: date stories. The other one try and counter with a

456
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 6: nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back and

457
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 6: forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Starting

458
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Speaker 6: it off with Motorola, Lola, let's go.

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Speaker 11: Okay, So this guy and I went on a walk

460
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Speaker 11: in the park, but there were pigeons everywhere. I mean,

461
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 11: like a gross amount.

462
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 12: Of pigeon ull oh very park.

463
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 11: Like, yeah, it happens. But the funny thing is this

464
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 11: guy gets really excited when he sees the pigeons and

465
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 11: he pulls a letter out of his bag, a letter. Yeah,

466
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Speaker 11: I'm like, huh, okay, quirky, intrigued, and then he tries

467
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 11: to give it to a pigeon, telling me he's trying

468
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Speaker 11: to train them to deliver mail.

469
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Speaker 5: Carrier.

470
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Speaker 6: It's probably a little bit cheaper than using the postal service.

471
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Speaker 5: Who is delivering mail?

472
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 2: Who needs forever stamps when you have forever pigeon?

473
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Speaker 11: Okay, you just asked the best question, which is who

474
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 11: is he delivering mail to? He was trying to contact

475
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 11: his ex that blocked him.

476
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 5: So she's going to read to know that a pigeon

477
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,719
Speaker 5: in the bark dropped.

478
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's probably to tell his x ham with a

479
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 6: much hotter girl. Now that means world piece, Denise, We're

480
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Speaker 6: over to you.

481
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Speaker 13: So you're in the middle of dinner at a quiet restaurant, okay,

482
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Speaker 13: and the guy's like, hey, sorry, I have to take

483
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Speaker 13: an important phone call, and he takes it in front

484
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Speaker 13: of me.

485
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Speaker 2: Interesting, you would usually excuse yourself.

486
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No.

487
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Speaker 13: So it turns out it's a virtual court appearance for himself.

488
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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 12: I couldn't tell exactly what for why we were in

490
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Speaker 12: a virtual court, but here we were in this He

491
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Speaker 12: held a judge that he actually has a character witness

492
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Speaker 12: right next to him to point the camera at me.

493
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Speaker 6: Oh spot, what did you say?

494
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 13: I got up and left.

495
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 2: Whoa guested?

496
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Speaker 9: Then yeah.

497
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Speaker 6: To Lola, back to you.

498
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Speaker 11: Okay, this was actually a really good date with this tall,

499
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Speaker 11: dark and handsome guy. Okay, yeah, yeah. We ended up

500
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Speaker 11: going back to his house and we're in the middle

501
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,639
Speaker 11: of making out and then he like pulls back and

502
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 11: looks deep into my eyes and he tells me how

503
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Speaker 11: much I remind him of his fourth wife.

504
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: Did you ask if it was married past tense?

505
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Speaker 1: Because it felt very presents?

506
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 2: Was the last your eight?

507
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Speaker 7: So you know what?

508
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Speaker 11: I did not even ask after that. I just knew

509
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Speaker 11: I did not want to be whatever the next.

510
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Speaker 14: Number was going to be?

511
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Speaker 6: Denise, can you counter?

512
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 13: So I had this guy who offered to pick me

513
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Speaker 13: up for our date which horay right.

514
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Speaker 12: But when he shows up, I.

515
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Speaker 13: Opened the passenger cargoor and there's already a girl in.

516
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Speaker 1: The front seat.

517
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Speaker 13: He tells me, no, no, it's okay, just hop in

518
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Speaker 13: the back. So I get in the back, and then

519
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,199
Speaker 13: he proceeds to introduce this thing that he climbed. Our

520
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 13: dates too close together, so he is going to drop

521
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 13: her off first and then we can start her day.

522
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 6: Oh that's a gentleman. Moved to at least drop the

523
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Speaker 6: other date off.

524
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Speaker 2: He wasn't late to get you.

525
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 9: Yeah?

526
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: Wait was she chill?

527
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 7: No?

528
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 13: It was very awkward silence.

529
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 6: Oh wow, okay.

530
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 13: Her name is Stacey.

531
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Speaker 6: Oh you guys are now friends apparently, So okay, I

532
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 6: heard bell there. That means we're on to the third round.

533
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 6: We need your best stories here, ladies. So motorola, Lola,

534
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 6: what do you got?

535
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 14: Okay?

536
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 11: I was on this date with this guy. We're driving

537
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 11: to the restaurant, and he just says real quick, like,

538
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 11: I get to stop off somewhere.

539
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 5: Is that cool?

540
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 11: I'm like, yeah, totally. We enter a building and end

541
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Speaker 11: up in a waiting room of a dentist's office.

542
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Speaker 6: Oh no, this is sexy. Keep going.

543
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 11: So I finally turned to him, and I'm like, do

544
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 11: you's an appointment or you like picking something? Use, Like,

545
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 11: what's what's going on? And he tells me that he

546
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 11: just enjoys the smell of fluoride so much so that

547
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 11: it turns him on. Yeah, he was trying to set the.

548
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: Mood for us, dude, and the Dennis's office does have

549
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: a real distinct smell.

550
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 5: It's like a medicine.

551
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, Denise, this is your last chance.

552
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 13: So I went to dinner with this guy. He was

553
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 13: super cute and everything was going really well okay, and

554
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 13: you know, every couple argues at some point, I wonder

555
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 13: if we're.

556
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Speaker 7: Good at that.

557
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 13: I'm like, oh no, I don't know, considering it's the

558
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 13: first dake. And he's like, why don't we try it

559
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:53,959
Speaker 13: after dessert?

560
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 14: And I laugh it off.

561
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 13: I'm like, okay, yeah, sure, I really thought he was joking.

562
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, let's plan an art.

563
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 13: We finished, he gets the check, We get up, and

564
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 13: he gets mad over nothing.

565
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

566
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 13: He shaves up and he leaves text me when I

567
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 13: think he got far enough away to be like now

568
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 13: time for makeup hookup?

569
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 6: Oh actually this is kind of smart.

570
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 5: He's like role playing, but not his own thing.

571
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 6: All right, there it is. We got the final bell

572
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 6: there that means the match is over. We need to

573
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 6: score it. Alexis I Lola.

574
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 4: For the guy trying to contact his ex via pigeon,

575
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 4: we got one.

576
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 2: Oh man, I gotta go Denise with court date, phone.

577
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 6: Call and the roll tied up. You get the final call.

578
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 5: I gotta go with Lola.

579
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 6: Congratulations the Ductress of Solitude. And as a prize, Brook

580
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 6: will tell you her favorite sexy emoji that she uses

581
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 6: to flirt with.

582
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: I love how about wiki face wow og.

583
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 6: Classic text in the seven, eight, five, nine two. If

584
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 6: you want to hear on the next edition of Battle

585
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 6: at the Tinder Dates, your phone.

586
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 9: Tap is next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

587
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 6: Today, we call a guy who works in the tech industry.

588
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 6: He's got a good job right now, but is hoping

589
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 6: to land an even better one the job market though, Eh,

590
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 6: it's a little bit tough on him lately, where he'll

591
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 6: get some interviews and then be rejected and never know why.

592
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 6: Well that's about to change, not the rejection part, just

593
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 6: the finding out why part, Because our company believes in

594
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 6: total brutal honesty, and it's in your phone tap right now.

595
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 11: Hello.

596
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 6: Hi is this Steve? Oh yo, this is Steve fantastic.

597
00:28:54,120 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 6: Hi Steve, this is Chetferglaru. I'm sorry who chet Ferglaru?

598
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 6: I'm calling on behalf of G Consulting. Oh. I work

599
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 6: in our Human Fulfillment department. Okay, how are you emotionally

600
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 6: and spiritually today?

601
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 14: I'm good?

602
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 6: M mm hmmmmm wonderful. We always start with that question

603
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 6: because wellness is one of our core brand principles, along

604
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 6: with synergy, integrity, and deeply confusing metaphors. I don't uh,

605
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 6: that last one was a joke kind of Anyway, you

606
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 6: applied to our strategic Cloud Alignment Specialist role and I'm

607
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 6: calling with an update on that process. Oh yeah, so

608
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 6: unfortunately you did not get the position. Oh but don't

609
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 6: hang up, because this is where it gets fun fun.

610
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 9: Right.

611
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 6: We're piloting something new here at G. It's called the

612
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 6: pre rejection feedback session.

613
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 13: I don't know anything what that is, right.

614
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 6: Because we're just starting it here. Basically, we let you

615
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 6: hear exactly what went wrong during your interview. No fluff,

616
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 6: no corporate speak, just raw brutal honesty from our team. Seriously, Yes,

617
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 6: we believe in transparency here, like an emotional X ray

618
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 6: that shows not just your heart but the weird little

619
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 6: grudge that it's holding from back in twenty fourteen. That's

620
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 6: right to the problem. That's different, sure is now. I

621
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 6: have here a few anonymous reviewer notes and these were

622
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 6: all taken during your Zoom interview. Can I read some

623
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 6: of them to you? I guess perfect? Okay. First one

624
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 6: says candidate maintained suspiciously strong eye contact, as if trying

625
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 6: to hypnotize us your thoughts on that, Steve, I was

626
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 6: just looking at the screen right, Yes, but some of

627
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 6: our senior staff are very sensitive to laser eyes.

628
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 13: But I don't have laser eyes.

629
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 6: You gave the impression that you did. But moving on, next,

630
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 6: zoom reviewer said a few times you laughed nervously and

631
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 6: gave a strong guy who microwaves fish at work energy.

632
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 14: I don't eat fish at all.

633
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, that doesn't matter, because that's the energy that you

634
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 6: gave off.

635
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 14: Well, how am I supposed to change that?

636
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 6: It's just an opportunity for self reflection. And one of

637
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 6: our managers said, you had the aura of a man

638
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 6: who brings a beanbag chair to team meetings. What I'm

639
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 6: actually feeling that vibe from you right now. I can

640
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 6: feel the beanbag entering the room.

641
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 7: I don't know what to say here.

642
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 8: This was just a normal interview for me, and this

643
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 8: feels me a very harsh Critsia.

644
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 6: Well, that's kind of our goal. We aim for radical

645
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 6: corporate intimacy. Okay, But now I do have some good

646
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 6: news for you. You are still eligible for our other

647
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 6: opening junior backup executive culture intern level zero. It's unpaid

648
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 6: and unstructured.

649
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 14: No, thank you.

650
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 6: No, are you sure because we might let you stand

651
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 6: near someone important at the company picnic. We never let

652
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 6: any new hires do that. That's quite an honor. I'm fine,

653
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 6: thank you, Okay. One final note that I do need

654
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 6: to pass along to you. This prank call is being

655
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Speaker 6: recorded on the radio for thousands of others to listen

656
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 6: and judge. What are you okay? If we give you

657
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 6: their feedback as well? Oh my god, we kind of do.

658
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 6: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

659
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 6: We're doing a phone tap on you, man. Oh my god,

660
00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 6: you guys suck so hard. You should really blame your

661
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 6: roommate Baker, because he's the one who set you up.

662
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 6: You see, there's that aggressive microwave fish energy that everyone

663
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 6: was talking about. Something maybe you could work on while

664
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 6: you're laying on your bean bag that you brought to

665
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Speaker 6: the meeting.

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Speaker 9: The weeke up every morning was funk tab weekday mornings

667
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 9: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: It's good to set rules and boundaries early on in

669
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Speaker 6: a new relationship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean communications key there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, like when Brooks started dating her husband, she made

672
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 6: a rule on night one he wasn't allowed to cry

673
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 6: when they hooked up. Oh no, well, let's just say

674
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 6: that rule didn't last very long.

675
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: Those tears.

676
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 6: But one of our listeners was given a different stipulation

677
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,719
Speaker 6: before his first date. He had to say yes to

678
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 6: it in order for them to meet. Is it better

679
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 6: or worse than Brooks list of strict demands? We're gonna

680
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 6: find out when we do your brand new second date update,

681
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 6: Next second date Update. If anyone's been out on a

682
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 6: date recently, you know how expensive it can be, not

683
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 6: just for the food and drinks, but the blindfolds and

684
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 6: the rubber bands.

685
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say parking, Yeah.

686
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 6: You do need a place to park before you set

687
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 6: up all the rubber bands I see, and I cannot

688
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 6: find one strong enough to hold my wrists down anymore.

689
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 5: Wow, I don't know that is it's the tariffs.

690
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 6: God, the tariffs on maximum strength rubber bands from Indonesia.

691
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 6: They are through the roof right now.

692
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 2: You can dry the rubber bands they put on a sparagus.

693
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: Those are the fat boys.

694
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 6: Still not strong enough, expensive, not stronger, Jeff. But that

695
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 6: was the only place that make them stronger, and they

696
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 6: cost so much money. I'm just I'm happy that our

697
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 6: listener Leo figured out how to save a buck or

698
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 6: two on his day recently, and I'm very curious how

699
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 6: we did it. So Leo, welcome to the show.

700
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 5: It's like, what we.

701
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,919
Speaker 2: Get, Leo.

702
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: Are the rubber band tariffs hitting you hard to or

703
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: did you rubber band yourself?

704
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm still here. I'm doing all right.

705
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 6: Okay, where you get your extra strength rubber bands from?

706
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 7: I know we typically need to get a lot of them.

707
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 5: Just save them from random mail.

708
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 6: That's actually kind of smart.

709
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got I got a drawer that I got

710
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 7: too many of them.

711
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 6: Actually share the wealth at some point. But hey, I

712
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 6: know you went on a date with somebody recently, what's

713
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 6: her name?

714
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 7: Ange Marissa?

715
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 6: Okay, where'd you meet her?

716
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 7: We matched on Bumbo and we connected over love of dogs.

717
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 7: You know, we have two dogs, and it's just we

718
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 7: we can't get enough of them. I mean, if we

719
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 7: lived in bigger places, then we probably have more than

720
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 7: just two, you know what I mean, like.

721
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 6: One hundred and one down that movie. Yeah, okay, but

722
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 6: you said in your email you were able to save

723
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 6: some money on your date. How did you do that?

724
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 9: Oh?

725
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 7: Yeah? So when we matched at first, she was very

726
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 7: clear that she wanted to be friends. She didn't want

727
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 7: to jump into anything like relationship. Here we go, she's

728
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 7: really yeah. Yeah. So I suggested after we matched, just

729
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 7: grabbing a coffee, but she countered with, how about we

730
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 7: go to a flea market.

731
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 6: Oh okay, that's how you saved me. I was gonna say,

732
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 6: that's how you saved money on your day with the

733
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 6: flea market discounts.

734
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was willing to spend it. It was her idea.

735
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's impressive that you are good with

736
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: being friends first.

737
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

738
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 5: Right, I wouldn't do that, but that's great.

739
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 7: That I'm sort of the kind of guy that doesn't

740
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 7: really want to jump into anything too fast myself. So

741
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 7: I do have friends that are women, so like, if

742
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 7: we decide that it doesn't work out, it's like, okay,

743
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 7: well if we're at that friendship level first, and we

744
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 7: can stay that way and then you know, it's a positive.

745
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: Kay.

746
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 5: I love that when you're like naturally friends fortally.

747
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 3: But what Brooke was saying too, to be like, I'm

748
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 3: setting the tone friend zone right away.

749
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 5: It's good that you worked with that.

750
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's refreshing. I guess it is.

751
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 6: The say so take us to the flea market, though,

752
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 6: How did that go?

753
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 7: It went okay, which is better than okay, which is

754
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 7: kind of weird to me. Why I haven't heard from

755
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 7: her since then? But before I get into that, Yeah,

756
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 7: we met up there and she looked like her pictures.

757
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 7: Thank god, she was really really cute.

758
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 2: I didn't want a friend that looks like somebody else.

759
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 5: A friend thing does make it different.

760
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 6: Now, Yeah, yeah, that's right. You can't really judge that, Okay.

761
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 7: So she was excited to be there too, and bargain

762
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 7: hunt and all that, and we walked around that flea

763
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 7: market for a good hour and.

764
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 6: A half to see, Yeah, what did you get into?

765
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 6: Like a creative old used vha us tapes or rubber favorite.

766
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, no rubber bands, but we did see vhs. There

767
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 7: was a station that had a lot of those.

768
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, shocking, they're not selling so quickly.

769
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 5: The machines to play them.

770
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 6: Okay, So how was your connection with Marissa?

771
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 13: It was good, And.

772
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 7: I know that sometimes for these things, you guys ask

773
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 7: what we talked about. We actually talked about taxidermy, what friends.

774
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: Don't to find a couple of worlds or.

775
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 7: Yeah we saw a boot for that actually third text

776
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 7: to Durmy and uh. In fact, there was actually a

777
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 7: fox there with a monocle on. So Marissa thought that

778
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 7: it looks like elegance and I thought it looked straight

779
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 7: up haunted. I was like, I would never let that

780
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 7: into my.

781
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: Home, the stuff fox, Well, that sounds like a funny

782
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: point of conversation.

783
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 7: One moments, Yeah, it was.

784
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 6: It was did you guys buy anything, take anything home?

785
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:00,439
Speaker 2: Yeah?

786
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 7: We each got one thing. I got a Fleetwood Mac

787
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 7: record and she got one of those novelty aprons where

788
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 7: it looks like there's a shirtless firefighter on the front.

789
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 6: Is that it?

790
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, that's it. We each got the one thing

791
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 7: and then I walked her back to her place, and

792
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 7: on the way back, it was starting to get kind

793
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 7: of chilly, so I gave her my jacket, and when

794
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 7: we got to her place, I was like, oh, yeah,

795
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 7: you could just you can just hang on to it,

796
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 7: because I was so confident that we would meet up again,

797
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 7: because that's how well the first date went. And now

798
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 7: she's not answering any of my text or calls, and

799
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 7: it's like, Hey, as much as I would like to

800
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 7: see Marissa, I would also like my jacket back.

801
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 9: Yeah.

802
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: You know, if you think about it, this cheap date

803
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: actually costs you a lot of money.

804
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 2: If you lose that jacket.

805
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 9: Room.

806
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, taxidermy is not cheap chip.

807
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, that didn't happen.

808
00:39:59,320 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 6: Thank god.

809
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: Fox is only haunting his dreams, not his house.

810
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 6: Yeah right, how long has it been since the Flea

811
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 6: Market date.

812
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 7: It's been about two weeks.

813
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: You've gone without a jacket for two weeks.

814
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 8: That's sure.

815
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 4: It's not his only jacket, I don't know, only favorite

816
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 4: if you wore it.

817
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,959
Speaker 2: I know, and the one he feels like he looks

818
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 2: good at it.

819
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it is my favorite jacket. I've got like

820
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 7: one or two others, but they're not. They're on my

821
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 7: favorite you.

822
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 2: Know, oh man, this is dire Jeffrey, I.

823
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 6: Know, this is code red. We're going to reach out

824
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,959
Speaker 6: and call Marissa, try and get you one your jacket back,

825
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 6: and then two possibly another meet up with her when

826
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 6: we do your second date update coming up right after

827
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 6: this second date update. Friends ghost each other, right.

828
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I mean politely, Yeah, eventually you get

829
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: back together.

830
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 6: Alexis if a friend wore the same outfit as you,

831
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 6: they're getting blackballed for Like I mean.

832
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: I'm usually want to coffies. My friend's outfice probalyudn't talk

833
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 2: to you all DIBs on it?

834
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, just like.

835
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 6: It just seems like if you agree to go out

836
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 6: as friends first, then there'd be less pressure on the

837
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 6: like hangout, you wouldn't get ditched.

838
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 5: If you're just focused on friends, you're just focused on

839
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 5: having a good dick.

840
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 2: Maybe she's a terrible friend.

841
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 6: It is weird because our listener Leo has not heard

842
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 6: from Marissa for the last two weeks after they hung out,

843
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 6: And the worst case scenario I'm thinking of is if

844
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 6: Leo goes back to that flea market and his jacket

845
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 6: is up for.

846
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 1: Sake, worn by the fox with the monocle.

847
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 6: Oh even worse, that would not be good, Leo. Have

848
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,959
Speaker 6: you checked the flea market or possibly eBay for your.

849
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 7: Jacket, to be fair, No, I have not.

850
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 2: Okay, great jacket caper.

851
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: That's what she does, to steal their jackets and then

852
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: resell them on second hand storre see.

853
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 6: Anything is possible, especially since she is the one that

854
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 6: recommended the flea market in the first place. But you

855
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 6: never thought about.

856
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 7: That, Leo, No, I didn't think about that.

857
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 2: You probably won't put a lot more thought into it.

858
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 5: Yes, it's probably.

859
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 6: Because why you come to the show. We're creative, creative investigators.

860
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, like, do we bring up the jacket.

861
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 3: Maybe after you know she'll bring it if she says

862
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 3: yes to a date.

863
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 6: Is it more important that you get the jacket back

864
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 6: or that you have another hangout and stay friends with Marissa.

865
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 7: I gotta be honest. It's more important to me that

866
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 7: I get the jacket back because I really like that jacket.

867
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 3: Okay, And you've only met this girl one time and

868
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 3: she just wants to be friends with you.

869
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 6: It's gonna really hurt her feelings when I tell her that,

870
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 6: but you know what, that's what he wants. Okay, I

871
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 6: know what, I'll hold off. Hold off.

872
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 2: I mean she might want the jacket more than him too.

873
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 2: We don't know, if possible.

874
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 6: Let's find out. I'm going to dial her number right now.

875
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 6: Let's see if she picks up. But here we go. Hell, el,

876
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 6: Hey is this Marissa?

877
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 14: Yes, this is Maria.

878
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 6: Hey. This is probably the weirdest phone call you're going

879
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 6: to get all day, unless you'd like already talk to

880
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 6: your ex or something. But you're on the radio right

881
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 6: now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

882
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 14: Wait, I'm wait this is the radio.

883
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, but yes, yes, we're a show. We try to

884
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 6: help out our listeners who've hung out with somebody recently

885
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 6: and they're not getting a call back to hang out

886
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 6: a second time.

887
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 13: That's weird.

888
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 5: It's actually not weird. It's our bread and butter. Every day.

889
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 5: A lot of people don't get called.

890
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 2: But it's weird for you. We get understand why that

891
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 2: would be strange. Strange call.

892
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 13: I've never heard this, so it's just.

893
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 6: So we're trying to help out our listener that you

894
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 6: hung out with recently named Leo.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you remember Leo.

896
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 14: Yeah, sorry, I'm like catching up right now. Okay, so

897
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 14: he called you.

898
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, we we spoke to him before, and he told

899
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 6: us about your hangout at the flea market.

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00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 14: Okay, so he probably wants his jacket, I assume, so

901
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 14: I can just like leave it outside my place.

902
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 5: Is the jacket? You're not focused on him at all.

903
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 14: I'm just not really into him.

904
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: Okay. But I thought that you just wanted to be friends.

905
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: That's what you said, Like you're not into him even

906
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 2: as a friend.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: I think when people start dating, the idea should be

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00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 14: that you start as friends and then if it progresses

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00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 14: from there, great, But I just don't really see any

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00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 14: hope for that in this situation.

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Speaker 6: After one Well, that's fair, like you're allowed to feel

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Speaker 6: that way. I don't know.

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00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: I just feel like if you're going to start it

915
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: as friends, you've got to be more open. You've got

916
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Speaker 1: to give it a little bit more time, because sometimes

917
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: friendship in general just takes time.

918
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 4: Like it's so bad that you know, Yeah, I mean,

919
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 4: what can I ask?

920
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 6: Was there something like one particular thing that made you

921
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,919
Speaker 6: feel that way when you were hanging out with him?

922
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: Overall?

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00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 14: I can tell you this the date itself was pretty good.

924
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 13: Okay, he's cute, I liked him.

925
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 14: We did have a nice time.

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Speaker 2: That is not the response I thought you were going

927
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: to say. I thought you were going to say like

928
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 2: there was no sexual chemistry or.

929
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 6: Brook does have a lot of sexual chemistry.

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Speaker 2: With all of her friends.

931
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Speaker 6: I can understand a lot of family members too, so

932
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Speaker 6: it kind of blurs the lines. But for knowing, I mean, no,

933
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 6: I know exactly what you mean. So for you, what

934
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 6: was it exactly?

935
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 13: Okay, So the date was good.

936
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 14: It's just when I got home, he let me borrow

937
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 14: his jacket because it got kind of chilly. And when

938
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 14: I hung up with the jacket, this little okay, this

939
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 14: little piece of paper fell out and I picked it

940
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 14: up and he had made a list titled things not

941
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 14: to say on the date with Marissa.

942
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, I know, but sometimes I do better

943
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: in my head if I write things down.

944
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, it depends on what things he was telling himself

945
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 6: not to say to her. Yeah, can we know what

946
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 6: some of the things were.

947
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 14: The one that said, don't talk about the X like

948
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 14: you did the last girl.

949
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: Well, that's an important reminder, which should be number one.

950
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 9: Ye.

951
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 14: Right, it's it's weird that it's been an issue, Like

952
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 14: it's something you have to remind yourself not to do.

953
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 14: I mean, that's like a red flag for me.

954
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,959
Speaker 2: Okay, what's another one.

955
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 14: There was something that said a girl who don't like

956
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 14: crypto chat again, like it's just another weird thing. Like

957
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 14: if he's super into crypto, then like, clearly, why is

958
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 14: that already being to.

959
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 6: Crypto means he's potentially rich?

960
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 14: Yeahs no, not no, she is right.

961
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 5: Every crypto bro will tell you they're rich, but not

962
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 5: all of them are.

963
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: I mean, but you don't see these things as just

964
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, thoughtful preparation before a date.

965
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 14: I just think it's better to plan nice things than

966
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 14: to write out things you should not do that you

967
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 14: usually do that turns people off.

968
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's tough being like don't I know, you know,

969
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: it's like it's a good thing to say.

970
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 6: Don't exactly because one of the things that I wrote

971
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 6: down was don't tell Marissa that Leo is on the

972
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 6: other line listening and wants to talk to it.

973
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: Forgot, was I not supposed to?

974
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Marissa, Yeah, Leo's on the other line

975
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 6: listening to this conversation.

976
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 14: You're kidding.

977
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 13: You're kidding right now.

978
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 6: I told myself not to say that to you. I'm sorry, Leo.

979
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 7: Are you there, I'm here? This is this is pretty awkward. Okay, Yeah, I.

980
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 6: Know, I'm sorry, and I know I wasn't supposed to

981
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 6: say it. So the awkwardness.

982
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 9: I can't believe you.

983
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 14: I can't believe tell me that effort.

984
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 2: Do your maname Jeffrey though, right not Leo.

985
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 13: I'm I don't even I'm upset.

986
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 9: I don't know.

987
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 6: It was my fault. It was my fault. I'll take

988
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 6: the blame. Leo. Talk to Marissa about what you just heard.

989
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 7: Well, I mean, the good thing now is that you

990
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 7: know all my weaknesses, you know all the bad things

991
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 7: that I try to not do on our date. That's

992
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 7: a positive, right, Okay.

993
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,360
Speaker 14: Well, you also wrote on your little list, remember to

994
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 14: tip this time like you. This is all They're all

995
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 14: red flags and things that you're saying that you usually

996
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 14: do and don't do this. Don't let her see who

997
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 14: you are, is what this list feels like.

998
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 7: Marissa. I don't think you were reading the note right.

999
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 7: The note actually said don't forget to tip big.

1000
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 14: No, no, it didn't. And now you're just lying.

1001
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 2: Listen, listen.

1002
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got a person here who really likes you,

1003
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: who's trying to be a better person.

1004
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: I mean, what more can you want from someone? A

1005
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: guy who can admit their flaws.

1006
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: Is nice you seriously and actually take action to change them.

1007
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 14: I get someone who doesn't have so many red flags.

1008
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 14: And if she's talking about his X all the time

1009
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 14: and doesn't tip and it's into crypto, this is so

1010
00:48:59,280 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 14: messed up.

1011
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: I think it's your perspective, though. I think if you

1012
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 1: looked at it the other way, they're all green flags.

1013
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 6: And I haven't heard him mention his ex girlfriend once

1014
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 6: during this entire phone from good and it doesn't have

1015
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 6: his little paper in front of him to remind him

1016
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 6: not to do that.

1017
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: We didn't even know he had one.

1018
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I actually I actually wrote that on the paper

1019
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 7: before I called the radio station. Actually, but I'm doing well.

1020
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh you do have a paper right now as well.

1021
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 14: Okay, I feel like I'm being set up and I

1022
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 14: kind of want to go.

1023
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 6: Now, Well, Mersa, don't you feel like maybe you're being

1024
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 6: a little bit harsh and judging him a lot for

1025
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 6: like a piece of paper that you found.

1026
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 14: No, not really like this, not even like someone I

1027
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 14: want to. I just don't even don't care enough.

1028
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 6: No, but you will hold onto his jacket for two weeks.

1029
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 5: On the jacket. What are you doing there?

1030
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 2: She said that she'd leave it on her doorstep.

1031
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 14: I'll put it out today.

1032
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 7: No, wait, don't put it outside. Someone's gonna steal it.

1033
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 7: It's a really nice jacket.

1034
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then they're gonna have all the tips about

1035
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 6: what not to do. So Marissa, would you at least

1036
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 6: meet up with him to hand him his jacket in person.

1037
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 14: I'll put your jacket out at seven, come and get

1038
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 14: it at seven.

1039
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 2: Okay, well there's a deadline.

1040
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 7: Wow, Marissa, I'm just going to say that you're not

1041
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 7: as nice as you were on our first date. And

1042
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 7: then it's not going to help you make more friends

1043
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 7: if you're not this nice. You know what I mean.

1044
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 6: That's that's some friendly advice.

1045
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 14: For the tip. I think I'll be fine.

1046
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 6: Oh and he tips. See look what he does. He

1047
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 6: really comes through.

1048
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 2: Those bullet points.

1049
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 6: It really is Jeffrey in the morning. Man. I'm just

1050
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 6: reading the textboard after that second date, and someone actually

1051
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 6: scored each of our performances. Oh oh, they said jeff succinct, humorous,

1052
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 6: off the cuff, handsome, nine out of ten.

1053
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 2: No one text.

1054
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 6: Alexis, Jose and Brooke combined nine out of ten.

1055
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 5: Combine though yikes, I like it.

1056
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 6: I'm disappointed in all of you that you guys didn't

1057
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 6: try harder for that poor poor man. Alexis. Do you

1058
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 6: promise to do better next time than we have a listener?

1059
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 6: You're not even sure, Jose you win on doing better.

1060
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on. I'm happy on a three.

1061
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 6: Brook, Please, will you actually try for our listeners?

1062
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: Yes?

1063
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 2: Always, no wonder you.

1064
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 6: Guys were all rated threes. But if you want to.

1065
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 5: Find email us now that you've heard our enthusiasm.

1066
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 6: Exactly if you can't email us if you want us

1067
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 6: to help you with your dating life, but go check

1068
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 6: out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcast,

1069
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 6: they're up online at Brook and Jeffrey.

1070
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1071
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 6: What are the big scams that we're hearing about lately? Oh,

1072
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 6: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1073
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: We're talking about my text thread. I'm getting so many scams, A.

1074
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 6: Lot of crypto scams you hear about, or bank fraud,

1075
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 6: where they steal your pin and drain your account. But

1076
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 6: this is what I appreciate about the mob nowadays, They're

1077
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 6: not They're keeping it old school, doing old fashioned candle heists. Yeah,

1078
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 6: I'm telling you this is legit because reports say a

1079
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 6: Bath in body Works in a Washington, DC mall was

1080
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 6: just hit the contraband thirty two thousand dollars worth of

1081
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 6: scented candles.

1082
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: You can't just smell them out like you can't just

1083
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: take a whip here and there and figure out where

1084
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: they are.

1085
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 5: One dog.

1086
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 6: I haven't been able to track them, and the mafia

1087
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 6: isn't claiming responsibility. But this is classic mafia stuff.

1088
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 2: Big scented candle people.

1089
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, the Godfather loves his eucalyptus rain candle from Yankee.

1090
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 6: But anyway, that same Bath and Bodyworks was hit eight

1091
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 6: more times candle robberies over the next six months, just

1092
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 6: snatching up all of the scented candles so the mob

1093
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 6: can resell them at discount on the black candle market.

1094
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 2: I just have a headache for those criminals. Seriously, those

1095
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: are some strong smells.

1096
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 6: Now, detectives are asking anybody with information on these robberies

1097
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 6: to snitch I don't know anything about it. The fact

1098
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 6: that my house smells like lavender fog and warm sandalwood

1099
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 6: breeze doesn't mean anything.

1100
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: You do have a scent of cucumber melod Yeah, I'm

1101
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: starting to wonder.

1102
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 2: Why stop?

1103
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 6: You can give me trouble. That's the big scam that's

1104
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 6: happening right now, black market scented candles lifted by the mafia,

1105
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,920
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00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 6: to Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 6: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 6: we've got a laser as other charcoal catour kids just

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00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 6: don't head first. Laser Stories out of the splashy spring symposiums.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 6: The New York Times recently did a big feature on

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00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 6: how rich people are moving on from fine wine. Oh

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00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 6: they are and now getting in on fine waters A

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Speaker 6: writer for The Times recently went to a fine water

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00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 6: competition where six judges or Water Somalia's Stop It Blind

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00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 6: Taste tested one hundred and seven different types of mineral

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Speaker 6: water from all over the world.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I really have become a water snob, like heavy

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Speaker 3: on first and Fiji.

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Speaker 1: See I'm tap I like, I think more interested in

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00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: this if it was tapped from different parts of the country, you.

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Speaker 5: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: I would have assumed brook was gutter, So you know what, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's a big step up for you. Like why they

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00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 6: say each type of fine water has a distinct taste

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Speaker 6: depending on where it comes from and the mix of

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Speaker 6: minerals it has. Some of them now go for hundreds

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Speaker 6: of dollars per bottle. So if you have an old

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Speaker 6: Fiji preferably the year twenty fifteen, stuck in the back

1136
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 6: of your garage fridge, you could be.

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Speaker 1: Rich aging in a plastic bottle that's seeping plastic into it.

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Speaker 5: But why does a twenty year Oldasauni sound awful?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No, I'm just kidding. Most of these waters, I'm sure

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00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 6: you've never been heard of before, including the winner this

1142
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 6: year that consisted of melted snow, which had been filtered

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Speaker 6: through Peruvian volcanic rock.

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00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 3: Yah, yeah, it's not North American volcanic rock.

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00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 6: Yearly gross. The judges also taste tested one made of

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Speaker 6: mist gathered from a pine forest in Tasmania, but sadly

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00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 6: they came in fourteenth right behind a bottle of dasani

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Speaker 6: that was purchased at a new airport.

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Speaker 5: See, there we go.

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Speaker 2: It's stories like this that make it so hard to

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Speaker 2: like rich people.

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Speaker 11: I know.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, the idea of fine water isn't new, but it's

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00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 6: becoming a lot trendier, especially because people are drinking less

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Speaker 6: alcohol than they used to. Plus some people are even

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00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 6: converting their old wine cellars into water sellings. Town Now,

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Speaker 6: I don't know about that. This next laser stories out

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Speaker 6: of trend towns. I have a question for the room.

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00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 6: Would you be four or against showers with Grandmas?

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00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 5: I've fallen and I can get off, not like for

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Speaker 5: fun if you needed help in the showers.

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Speaker 2: At this point. It showers with my mom.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how old are we are we adults when

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Speaker 1: we're doing this?

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Speaker 6: Okay, it's just a simple question. You don't that much

1166
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 6: because it might not be what you're thinking. Apparently there's

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Speaker 6: a new trend of baby showers for the grandparents, for

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Speaker 6: the new grandparents.

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Speaker 1: Actually getting naked with our grandparents. This is a present party.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this is about giving

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00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 6: gifts to grandparents for an incoming baby. Oh man, there's

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Speaker 6: plenty of websites where you can find that other stuff

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Speaker 6: that you want. So why is this a thing? Some

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00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 6: people say grandma showers are a heartwarming way to honor

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Speaker 6: a new chapter in life. Others say it's inappropriate and

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Speaker 6: even a little narcissistic. In fact, some people believe a

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Speaker 6: grandma shower shifts the focus away from the actual parents.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, if I was pregnant, my mom would

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Speaker 2: have a shower.

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00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yes, yeah, I mean which feels like your mom

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00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: showing up in a white dress to your wedding.

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00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 2: I think she might do both things.

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00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 6: A bigger issue could be that this is yet another

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00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 6: party that friends and relatives might feel obligated to attend

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Speaker 6: with a gift.

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Speaker 5: Let me get pregnant. You gotta give the grandma gift

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00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 5: the mom again.

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Speaker 2: They'll do free babysitting. Moment might get trade off. You

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Speaker 2: got to live close to them, that's the trade off.

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Speaker 6: Let's be honest, some are feeling gifted out by all

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Speaker 6: of these new celebrations that are popping up, especially since

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00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 6: many people treat showers as a way to help first

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Speaker 6: time parents with the onslaught of extra expenses.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not even supposed to have a shower if

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00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: it's your second or third baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you can have that, really, Yeah, you can have

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00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 2: a sprinkle is what they're called.

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Speaker 1: Now, we're not asking for expensive gifts, but maybe people

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Speaker 1: give some cute clothes or some books or whatever.

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00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 6: Right, all right, Well, regardless, this is happening, Grandma. Showers

1202
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 6: are a real thing, and it's trending. This next laser

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00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 6: story is out of film land.

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Speaker 2: That's fun.

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00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 6: Moviegoers at AMC theaters are in for a rude awakening

1206
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,959
Speaker 6: starting next month. A few commercials and coming attractions before

1207
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 6: a movie begins, that's pretty much expected. Yeah, but soon enough,

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00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 6: AMC will be delaying the start times of movies even more.

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00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 2: There and I went thirty minutes after a set would

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00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 2: start and I still have that start Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So where will the added commercial or commercials go

1212
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 6: right before the movie begins?

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00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to say, right right in the middle.

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00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: I mean they're going to start having intermissions with commercials,

1215
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: so right.

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Speaker 6: And this is like right before it says feature presentation,

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00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 6: and the advertiser will pay AMC a premium for that

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Speaker 6: starting time.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's not like this. The theaters are swimming in

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00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 2: cash man. You know, nobody's going like they have to

1221
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 2: do something.

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Speaker 6: So, as you can imagine, people aren't happy about this.

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Speaker 6: The folks on Twitter went off.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy because usually people of Twitter are so positive.

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Speaker 6: One said, I show up to every movie thirty minutes

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Speaker 6: after the start time. It's always exactly as the movie

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Speaker 6: is beginning. But now what time should I show up?

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Speaker 6: Forty five minutes early, an hour early, three days early.

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Speaker 9: Probably.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind going early and sitting through all the ads.

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Speaker 1: The only the only problem is my snacks are over

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Speaker 1: by the time.

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Speaker 2: That's my issue.

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Speaker 5: You're already.

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Speaker 1: I just need like a little like B loop up

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Speaker 1: on the screen that says go buy them now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So when you book your next ticket online, make sure

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01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 6: you budget in plenty of extra time for those extra

1240
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 6: commercials because that's starting on July first.

1241
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 5: Oh boy, right, all the summer is yeah.

1242
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 6: Your final laser story is out of word worlds you

1243
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 6: ever heard an uncommon word that catches your attention because

1244
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 6: it sounds like something naughty. Yeah, but it's actually totally innocent.

1245
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you got, Joe?

1246
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,439
Speaker 6: A new study was done and it found the top

1247
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 6: words that sound somewhat erotic but aren't. And here's the

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Speaker 6: top ones, along with their actual meanings. Number three dongle,

1249
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 6: Can you like shut up? What is a dongle? That's

1250
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 6: any device that can be plugged into a hardware port

1251
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 6: on a computer hardware We're really going to struggle to

1252
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 6: get through these. Number two gesticulate That means to make

1253
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 6: or use hand gestures, especially in an animated manner. Jose

1254
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 6: gesticulates in front of us all the time.

1255
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 5: Is gesticulating? Now I know what I'm saying.

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01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 6: And the number one word that sounds a little racy

1257
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 6: but really isn't is uvula. Yeah, that's just the little

1258
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 6: fleshy hanging ball in the back of your throat. There

1259
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 6: you go. You learn a little bit today about good

1260
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 6: words that sound bad, and now you can know about

1261
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:43,479
Speaker 6: some bad sounds that feel oh so good. This guy

1262
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 6: is playing with a uvula inside of a Converse sneaker

1263
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 6: and he is loving every single minute of it.

1264
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 2: That soundsting.

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01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 6: That's exactly what he's doing. It means Laser Stories has

1266
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 6: come to an end for the day. We'll do it

1267
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 6: same time.

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01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:01,960
Speaker 9: On Friday and Jeffrey in the morning.

1269
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 6: When you think of like cool at home projects that

1270
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 6: you want to do to upgrade your house, some people

1271
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 6: might want to put in a nice swimming pool in

1272
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 6: the backyard, maybe build a sauna inside their home. But

1273
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 6: today's player Dan is currently at home depot buying parts

1274
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 6: to turn his working freezer into a caggurator. Okay, Dan,

1275
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 6: I salute you. You are a true American hero. Welcome

1276
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 6: to the show. Dan, Thank you, Thank you. I might

1277
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 6: do a sauna too, That way I can combine the

1278
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 6: drinking with I would.

1279
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: Recommend that Dan sauna is not a good place to

1280
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 2: pass out. Yeah, my friend.

1281
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 6: But no, the cold beer counteracts the heat of the

1282
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 6: on it. That's the perfect balance.

1283
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 5: Have the keg taps set up in the sauna, yes.

1284
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: Talking, Yeah, this feels like maybe you shouldn't have been

1285
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: in a fraternity so you could have gotten this out

1286
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 1: of your system already.

1287
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 6: I thought I was gonna say he was, but now

1288
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 6: he's just an innovator all on his own, So let's

1289
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 6: send Brooks out of the studios. We can get to

1290
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 6: the game here. You got thirty seconds to answer as

1291
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 6: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1292
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 6: can say past. But you have to beat brook out

1293
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 6: right if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready?

1294
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 6: Good luck? Your time starts now on this day. In

1295
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 6: two thousand and two, American Idol premiered on what TV Network.

1296
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:40,320
Speaker 6: Fuck Hurricane Strength can reach? How many categories? Fie? Who

1297
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 6: was the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence?

1298
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:45,280
Speaker 13: Thomas Jefferson?

1299
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 6: Which country was formerly known as Persia, Iraq or Iran Iran?

1300
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,000
Speaker 6: How old is Taylor Swift thirty thirty five or forty

1301
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 6: thirty five? The National Guard in what state calls themselves

1302
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 6: the Green Mountain Boys. Dang oh, Dan came prepared for

1303
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 6: that one. Well done, dude, that was really impressed. Well,

1304
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 6: dang without Dan, that's true. So I think you liked that.

1305
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,080
Speaker 5: That was a new We just laugh real quick.

1306
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, loved it. So Dan, apparently our producer asked you

1307
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 6: do you have any fun plans coming up for the summer,

1308
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 6: and Dan said probably, I don't know yet, you're not sure.

1309
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm building figurators.

1310
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 6: So I mean, I mean, what more do you need

1311
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 6: to enjoy this?

1312
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I don't think there's a Dan in

1313
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: the world that isn't likable.

1314
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,720
Speaker 2: There's just my dad's Dan, our neighbors Dad. They're all

1315
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 2: so likable.

1316
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:47,240
Speaker 3: I look up Dan felonies in this area.

1317
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 2: They just made bad decisions after getting involved with.

1318
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 6: The curator, the most popular guy on cell block.

1319
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 2: D Yeah, Dan, the man.

1320
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 9: You know?

1321
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 6: Alright, Dan, you sit tight because now it's Brooks turn.

1322
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1323
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1324
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

1325
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 6: Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand

1326
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 6: and two, American Idol premiered on What TV network Fox?

1327
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:12,479
Speaker 6: A Hurricane strength can reach? How many categories five? Who

1328
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 6: was the first person to sign the Declaration of Independence?

1329
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 2: Hancock?

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Speaker 6: Which country was formerly known as Persia, Iraq or Iran Iran?

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Speaker 6: How old is Taylor Swift? Thirty thirty five or forty

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Speaker 6: thirty five? The National Guard in what state calls themselves

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Speaker 6: the Green Mountain.

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Speaker 2: Boys, Oh, Virginia.

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Speaker 6: That's it. It's all the time that we have. We're

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Speaker 6: gonna go over the scoreboard to see how you both

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Speaker 6: did with Jose.

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Speaker 10: You gotta help me, help them, help you help me,

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Speaker 10: help you, Dan, Dan, the man.

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Speaker 5: As Brook would call you, you got five.

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Speaker 6: That's how it's done.

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Speaker 2: What did you call after the k Garager? Dang it,

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Speaker 2: Dan Brook, Dan, God five? Oh, I don't know God.

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Speaker 5: Also far.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: Ty goes to the house on these, Dan, let's go

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Speaker 6: over the answers to everybody. In two thousand and two

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Speaker 6: American Idol premiered on Fox. A hurricane strength can reach

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Speaker 6: up to five categories. Number one is if the windsor

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Speaker 6: seventy four miles per hour. Category five is one hundred

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Speaker 6: and fifty seven post.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think I survive a category one.

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Speaker 6: The first person to sign the Declaration of Independence was

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Speaker 6: John Hancock, also the largest of all the signatures on that.

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Speaker 2: He didn't realize how people were gonna follow him, you know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. The country formerly known as Persia is Iran Taylor

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Speaker 6: Swift is thirty five years old, and the National Guard

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Speaker 6: that calls themselves the Green Mountain Boys is from the

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Speaker 6: state of Vermont because that is the Green Mountain State.

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Speaker 2: I know it was a v state.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So Dan, I'm sorry, man, not quite enough to

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Speaker 6: beat Brook, but just for playing, you do win A

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Speaker 6: family four back of tickets to Hot Wheels Monster Trucks

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Speaker 6: live at Angel of the Winds Arena on June twenty first. Awesome,

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Speaker 6: Oh good, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So what are you gonna fill your cagaurat up with

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Speaker 1: the first time?

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Speaker 14: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm also maybe gonna get into homebrewings. So's heet to

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Speaker 6: be determined here, more like.

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Speaker 5: Samuel Adams at the very beginning, right now, that's what

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Speaker 5: he has to look back on this day. And you

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Speaker 5: are going to be an American beer patriot, my friend.

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Speaker 13: Yep, that's right.

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Speaker 6: You guys can all come down for a pint aor right.

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Speaker 6: Hell yeah, all right, we'll see you soon.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks at the same time

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Speaker 9: Tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.