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Speaker 1: joe you want to talk about this T shirt design contests.

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Speaker 1: I do open submission to anybody listening or a friend

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Speaker 1: in perpetuity in an image. Will send it to your

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Speaker 1: name here at Alchemy. This dot com submissions will be

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Speaker 1: done by November, and then our Patreon members are going

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Speaker 1: to be able to vote on which design they like

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Speaker 1: does that mean we'll have shirts available just in time

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Speaker 1: for the holidays. Oh my gosh, that's an amazing idea.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. So and James, you're making sure

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do as many as we approve in love,

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Speaker 1: we'll pick ourselves some brilliant artists. Welcome back to another

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Speaker 1: episode of Alchemy This. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, guest

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Speaker 1: that Kevin poll that. Well, they were talking which piece

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Speaker 1: I like to rep me on ye old monopoly board,

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Speaker 1: I'd say, we're talking to cat. What you may not

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Speaker 1: it's a snouncer. I googled this ship. There there's a

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Speaker 1: cat the internet. Let's meet an optimist shall no particular order?

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Speaker 1: She's She asked the question, there's a cat with utter disdain.

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Speaker 1: It's Vanessa Raglan Veniche. Yes, why do you hate cats? Well,

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Speaker 1: we had this cat in Reese's and we took it.

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Speaker 1: because you let it out. My mom would let's say,

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Speaker 1: like Reeses go outside. After that. I didn't say that,

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Speaker 1: I mean throw the cat outside, and then the cat

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Speaker 1: I had some good cat relationships, but that one broke me.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, sorry, honest, sound the alarm. It's Mark Gagliardi.

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Speaker 1: Hello Gagle? You say? Who say? As a rule, what

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Speaker 1: are the fixings you put on your hot dogs? Never

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Speaker 1: not uh C D ship at all. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: shut your half. Here's christol Verado, christoff with your pants off.

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Speaker 1: What is the seventh thing people don't know about you

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Speaker 1: Greer's are coming. Dear Abbey Greer, what's your go do

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Speaker 1: advice to young lovers? Uh silence. Just just just don't

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Speaker 1: What's the one item for you that makes doctor Strange?

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Speaker 1: Here I out nerded my favorite nerds. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: get to our first name, Showery. I should first mention

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Speaker 1: next thirty one hours. Apparently that's what's needed to gather

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Speaker 1: All today's scene suggestions to gather from our listener emails

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Speaker 1: day one. Here's a scene suggestion. A Geese circus freak

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Speaker 1: There is a Mexican standoff going on. Inside this Mexican standoff.

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Speaker 1: Tarantino said that no Tarnay Diane Krubikoff and you can't

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Speaker 1: if maybe you want to try that out at down

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00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: Route nine. Diane's on that. Diane, we've been getting a

418
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: lot of emails about your feet on wicky feet, So

419
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 1: what I post? Tope, Well, you can't post your own

420
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: post my own pictures. No, it's like giving yourself a nickname.

421
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: You can't do that. The people gotta gets it, Yeah,

422
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: you gotta. You gotta have people scour. We're never going

423
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 1: to get along, all right. All I want is the

424
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: kid who threw the book out the window to stand

425
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: up and come to the front of the boss. Everybody

426
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: there it was you stand up. I can't. My shoes

427
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: are tight. Tod up. Okay, alright, let me come back.

428
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: Justice are you looking for? Sorry, you're starting to scare me. Listen,

429
00:26:54,359 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm scared you are here. Four ut listen. All I

430
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: want is to take the perpetrator of the crime of

431
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: throwing books out of window. If I'm guilty of anything, Officer,

432
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of loving too much, not me. I do

433
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: not like him back, like share a g I don't

434
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: want to know. It's first grade. We've sat a each

435
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: other because our names alphabetically are near, and I felt

436
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: the connection Cindy with with our shoes tied together and

437
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: tears in my eyes. We put good I mean, okay,

438
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: I'll put the grenade. What are you doing, Thompson McGregor,

439
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: can I see my Yeah, Thompson, you need over the

440
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: report you need Yeah, Thompson. It says, uh, this is

441
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: this can't be right. It probably is. That's your paperwork.

442
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: And you're right. Okay, you put a gun and then

443
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: a grenade and a kid. That's not true. I didn't

444
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: have put the gun to his head. I took the grenade.

445
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: So you put a grenade next to a child's head, yeah,

446
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: I mean it was Honestly, I figured that your gun

447
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: was in your hand. Oh, of course, in fairness, if

448
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: I could say something in defensively, thank you. One of

449
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: these kids did throw the manual for a geo tracker

450
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: out the window of the back of the car. And

451
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: uh and and you know it is illegal to throw

452
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: books out the back of a of a school bus.

453
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: The bus over. The breadsticks are free if they want more. Well, thanks,

454
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's real nice to him bring me to

455
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: the Olive garden. Was real to have you in the garden.

456
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything in this garden more beautiful

457
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: than you. And here we are. We have one Fred

458
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: give it to him first, and one tour of Italy.

459
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Taylor, I'm sorry, this is my section. They

460
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: ad your spiff somewhere else you got, Taylor, don't come

461
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: over to my tables. Wow. So look, I gotta be honest.

462
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: I've never been asked out in the middle of a

463
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: hostage situation before me, you know, brandishing a weapon, didn't

464
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: have anything that there was saying. Well, you did kind

465
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: of hold up a grenade and say that I had

466
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: to come to the olive garden. But I was small,

467
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: and honey, okay, give me a small won't you please start?

468
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: And here are your What are you doing? That's okay?

469
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: I was like them both, what you know what? We

470
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: can each take? We I'll take your bread sticks and

471
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: she can take your bread Look, I'm a walrus. The

472
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: bread sticks did look like tough. You saw me doing

473
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: one line of cocaine in the bathroom, and you lost

474
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: all respects for how long was that line? How long

475
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: was that line? I've never seen a picture of a

476
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: Walrus from RISS, because I have one on my phone.

477
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: I believe you that that's what I was on most romis.

478
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: I haven't been married before. Twice actually went wrong. Oh gosh,

479
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: Well it's usually it's about my height. Oh like how

480
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: big you are? Yeah? Four two is not oh gosh,

481
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: trying to make you feel good. I'm trying to make

482
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: you feel I will take those thank you house out

483
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: of the Oh wow, gosh, you made a whole log

484
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: house for Is that for your walrus? From my walrus?

485
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: That's you, my little walrus from oh god, I feel

486
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: like I'm let me feel you feel soft. Well, that's

487
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: like trying to hear you at the ice t like,

488
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: oh gosh, a third server. Honey, you're a fusty little guy.

489
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't talk about. Well, that's a lot of piercings

490
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: you got. It's a family thing, you know. I think

491
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: we had one a t too straw? Ohkill it or

492
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: just okay? I do like that. They're the paper stop.

493
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: How many in your party? Four? Four people? I got

494
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: a table maybe in six hours? Sorry, I got a

495
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: tating that long. No, we're not waiting that alright? Well

496
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: all right, well then we could get ahead on the list.

497
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: How many people? What? Okay, come on, don't go without us.

498
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Well, I

499
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: guess we'll take a table for threes. There is there

500
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: an opportunity for one soon for a table, three, three,

501
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: six and a half? Are you writing in your hands? Okay?

502
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: I couldn't help, but notice you guys are having a

503
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: heart time getting a table, are Yeah, Well that's the

504
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: problem when you go to these mom and pop Italian chops. Yeah,

505
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: let me give you my card. There's a place called

506
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:02,239
Speaker 1: the bur Bank Empire Center. Not only is there a target, right,

507
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: not only is there a TJ Max keep talking, there's

508
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: a Jama Juice and there's also some of the best

509
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: Italian cuisine you've ever had. Can we go there now?

510
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: You can go there now? And as a matter of fact,

511
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: all tables are empty. That sounds great. It's only across town.

512
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: Would take like forty minutes. Let's do this, It's true,

513
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: that's great idea. Do you mind showing us how to

514
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: get there? Sure? Just hop in? Okay, great garden? Just

515
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: one one else or you know what I ditched to

516
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: my group. All right, this is my first me time

517
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: I've had and I don't know twenty years. I'll take

518
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: a caraff of what is the red drink you have? Okay? Yeah,

519
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: that sounds great. We are we are out of the

520
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: red at them. Oh, damnity. Yeah, it's okay, it's all right. Ship.

521
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: Well what do I do? Actually, one of my co workers,

522
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: I was, okay, we're gonna see I love some. You

523
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: want to do some some blio? What some? What you

524
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: want to get some? I just want some cocaine, That's

525
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh then yeah, okay, yeah, what are

526
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: you guys raised into an olive garden or something? We

527
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: would just hand Okay, hi, sir, I'll show you my

528
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: identification and that general manager car just fell out. Oh no,

529
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: oh no, my partners get I was trying to do

530
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: this without my partner getting out of the car. This

531
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: is really a big deal here, this is this is

532
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,719
Speaker 1: borderline a bribe. But I was just information. Oh how

533
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: did you get here? I told you I'm not and

534
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: I told you went so poorly. I didn't want to

535
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: go on anymore. And I told Mr Ruffler Diane, we

536
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: have another situation. We have an Italian standoff. I'm sorry

537
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: you can't say that. Well, it has to do with

538
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: the type of food that makes sense standout Tarantino. Tarantino

539
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: is from Mr Ruffalo. Mr Ruffalo, there's a big to do.

540
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: Now you have a choice. You can go solo and

541
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: cover this live what it's a choice, Diane or or

542
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: does Diane get the choice to go solo? Or you

543
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: can bring Diane. I'll leave you to gonna work. Hi,

544
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: welcome to Tarantino's for men. Hi. Would you like to

545
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: be fitted for a suit today? I need something Jackie

546
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: Brown style? Uh something can call her white and black

547
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: is easy for me. Do you have that yellow jumpsuit

548
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: from kill Bill? Yes, yes we do. Oh great, I

549
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: thought it might just be men'swear. No, no, no, please,

550
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: what are you afford helping me? And then this? Well, sorry,

551
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: palsy zero, let's get going to be hard to find

552
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: closely to find the suit myself with you as soon

553
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: as I can. You were just with me fucking back

554
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: off right? Fuck, we got a room for you right

555
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: over here. Put you in three okay, bring you a zip?

556
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: He excuse me? Is there a problem here? Yeah, there's

557
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: a home here. There there was a guy who's helping me,

558
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: and then just say that again. There was a guy

559
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: that was helping me that one more time. Don't do it.

560
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: There was a guy that was get out of here.

561
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to shut down

562
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: tarantinos from it that just can't can't house can house

563
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: the location. We pay the least, I know, but it's

564
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: too much. We don't need you pay too much. What

565
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: are you not being able to house? You don't understand

566
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: any of you're paying too much. We can't. We can't

567
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: house it we're supposed to do, Jim, I guess it's time.

568
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: It is time take off your pants, sir. Okay, Now,

569
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: what we're planning on doing is a remodeling the entire

570
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: area right here and just making it a giant TGF. Okay, Okay,

571
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take off my feet and uh. The whole

572
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: point of this is just to invite more family friendly

573
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: restaurants into the mall. My god, I gotta let you

574
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 1: make us some coffee. Just give me a second here,

575
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: I got a hooked nail on my pinky toasts catching

576
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: the sock. Uh and uh you know, so, just so

577
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: we're clear that the mom and pop restaurant scene is

578
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: really blowing up and we really want to catch that

579
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: world clothing story. I know that that's why you're going

580
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: down and TC Fridays is the mom and pop you're

581
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: returning to. Yes, let's look up on the scale of

582
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: mom and t j I. Friday is the opposite of

583
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: a mom and pop. Okay, do you it's a nation

584
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: my chance? I think nation one? Well are they think?

585
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: And they're saying there's a chain of restaurants called mom

586
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: and Pop. I think that throughout the nation there's Mommy

587
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: and poppies. You do? So when I think of Mommy,

588
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: Poppy is not rolling the beat? This is my beat.

589
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: What seems to be the problem. Here's my batch. Here's

590
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: my gun? Rachel, you got a gun. We never authorized

591
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: the gun on your Rachel one. Can you tell us

592
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: who this guy is and what he could possibly be

593
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: mean here at the mall? Well, he owns the mall.

594
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: He's out of share of them all, and we're bringing

595
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: in some mom and pop stores, I think, and kicking

596
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: out Burbank. The whole town bought them all first of all,

597
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: So you're just as Luke Burbank. You're a citizen of

598
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: the town. No, but his parents had shares of the town. Well,

599
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: nothing says Tarantino for men like Burbank. Wait, nothing says

600
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: mom and pop store like Tarantino for men. Yes, it

601
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: is the very definition of mom and Bob. Who am

602
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: I gonna shoot Rachel. Hold on, Rachel, No, look, burbank,

603
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: burbank that gun. I can't not the safety. I didn't

604
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: know there was a safety. Oh my god, my toe. Sorry,

605
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: that's what my blood is. I got your nails at

606
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: your nail should slide right off name we bled out

607
00:37:53,400 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: from his toe and I was far far the scene

608
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: of the day. It's brought to us from Alexander, wrote,

609
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: Dear Alchemists at Alchemists are brilliant as hell and sexy

610
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: as all caps. In my scene suggestion, a coke fueled

611
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: Wall Street. A coke fueled Wall Street hotshot is sentenced

612
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: to community service. Of course, he brings a stash of

613
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: coke as he's on a clean up crew. I love

614
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: you all, thanks, I love what you've done with the place.

615
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: David and Sendo Domingo, Dominican Republic. Alright, so just so

616
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: we're all clear, all the people we're gonna be working

617
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: with today are you know, just dealing with stress. So

618
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: we're just going to be uh helping these people do

619
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: some silent artwork and then you know, silent artwork, silent

620
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: Are you okay? You look kind of fine. I'm just

621
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: here to do my community so of us. All right,

622
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: is that a Bentley? Bentley? I've never seen one of

623
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 1: those persons, but you can't touch it. Stay back, okay, Okay,

624
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get my service done and i'd

625
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: like to do it quick. Okay, I gotta go, go,

626
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: go go. You know what. You know what we could do? Actually,

627
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: we could offer you a youth hockey team if you

628
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,959
Speaker 1: want to coach that instead of coaching youth hockey team.

629
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: I'll give it a shot. But I've never played hockey before.

630
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 1: It's okay, talk about teamwork, right, all right? Show me there.

631
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,760
Speaker 1: We actually got to shut this program down. I'm sorry,

632
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: kids again, Yeah, you take another loss. I'm sorry. You

633
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: know what. I'm back. Nobody came to meeting with the

634
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: hockey team, So I guess I'll just kind of square

635
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 1: this up first. You guys need to do youth art work.

636
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: Did you run to the hockey rink and I just

637
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: walked away and noticed you weren't following and where I

638
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: was going, So I don't know why you would lead.

639
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: You don't know where you're going exactly. So either you're

640
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: gonna handhold me my way to the next hockey match.

641
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna these kids do some finger fucking pat very loud. Alright,

642
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: let's you know what is going on over here? Why

643
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: don't you two kids just joined the hockey team. We're

644
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: art kids, all right, you know what kids? Let's oh, alright,

645
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: So we only have this outdoor rink for the moment

646
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: of practicing. Um, but I think you'll find a lot

647
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: of joy in it. All the kids here are you know,

648
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: from different backgrounds, and there's no ice on this rink.

649
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: It's just a dirt rink. Yeah, it's just dirt. We

650
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: have dirt skates, so it's pretty hard for them to

651
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: skate through it. But I want them to feel what

652
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 1: it's like to have a blade on the dirt before

653
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: there's a blade on the ice. Alright, fine, fine, I

654
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: don't get fun. Where's the rest of the hockey tea, Jeremy, Um,

655
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: I'm Barbara. My children attend this, uh the center. Have

656
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: we met before? Yeah? I see you pretty much daily

657
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: over the summer when I drop my kids off. It's

658
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: been brought to my attention that, um, our children. I

659
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: know you're okay, it's been brought to my attention that

660
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: our children are being left in the hands of criminals

661
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: who are choosing this as opposed to jail time. Is

662
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: that correct? They're logging hours? Yes, Jeremy, I've given you

663
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: a right home. Jeremy. All I'm saying is it seems

664
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: dangerous that we have ex contics. That's where I know

665
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: you from from the right home. Yeah. Are our children safe? Yeah,

666
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: they're fine. Their kids are going to be saved. I

667
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: feel great now, Thanks Jeremy, You're welcome. Um, Paul still

668
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: not hasn't come home. It's letting you know. Is that

669
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: your son? That's my husband? Oh no, I cried about this.

670
00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 1: I cried in your lap. I told you that. Ahmember,

671
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: what's going on? Hi? The kids are waiting. Has to

672
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: go to them on what's going on? Why are you

673
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: talking to Jeremy? Well, did you hear Jeremy's have your

674
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: age of Harbara? What are you doing? We're just having

675
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: a conversation about the kids. Why are you touching his?

676
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: Aren't like that? Because I was trying to communicate with him.

677
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: I think this is messed up. Step what don't start

678
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: bringing your don't knucky marriage. It's not my marriage. The

679
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 1: community center. It's frying Barbara that I'll tell you where

680
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: your husband is. Your husband's always staying at my breath.

681
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: Why is it away staring at my breast because my

682
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: husband it seems weird. Good for you, our children kids.

683
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: It's really time that you guys have got to win

684
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: this match because I don't get you guys to do

685
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: a good job here that I'm going to go back

686
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: to jail. I just wanted to do art. Listen, this

687
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: isn't an art thing sometimes, you know how ballyt on

688
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 1: the ice is like art. This isn't nice. This is mine.

689
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what art a is. You guys

690
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 1: winning a game with TeamWorks so that I don't got

691
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: to go back into the big rank. Electric Eels? Are

692
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 1: you ready to play? Ruddy? Ruddy? Were they were really big?

693
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: They're big because they're older than you. One day that

694
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: you'll get bigger because you'll be older. And the monster

695
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: up wheels on their skates and we have blades. Why

696
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: do we have blades? Have monsters? Electric Eels? Are you

697
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: ready to win? What are they channing like that? And

698
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: why are they Why are they sharpening their hockey sticks?

699
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: Because those skies used to be in winners and you

700
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: guys are about to become winners. Hockey is like dance Tanner.

701
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: I want you to put these blades on the side

702
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: of your coach form aren't there because it seems dangerousers.

703
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna wait, all right, when these lit kids come

704
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: near you and want your jam in the throat and

705
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: that looks like she has soft bones. Yeah, take advantage

706
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: of it. We don't lose. We're electric eels. Can I

707
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 1: play goalie because then I can just maybe do my

708
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: playto art while I'm there, and then if it comes near,

709
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: I can do it. I don't want you to touch

710
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: one piece of god damn playto the rest of this.

711
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: Just make muddy angels with my pappa. If I see

712
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: you make one mud angel, you're going to join the

713
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: real angels. All right, Let's get the two coton in here.

714
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 1: Let's get the two coached in here. Come out here.

715
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: I do pretty good. So you're the new coach of

716
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: the Bumpy Bunny for now. For now, we might change

717
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: their name. I'm gonna wipe that smirking up, backing up,

718
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: breaking up, break it up, probation officer coming through. Look

719
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: who it is the visiting If it isn't cocaine guy

720
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: and this eel guy, are you supposed to be here.

721
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: You don't call me that. I've had a couple to

722
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: drink this morning. But that's besides the point. Here's what

723
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: I need to let you know. Whoever wins this game

724
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: goes free, no more probation. Whoever loses. Oh my god,

725
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: my god, that just came onto the other mud pit.

726
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: It's hot. I know where is your husband? Which husband?

727
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: I don't have one? What I don't know? I was

728
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: trying to make a joke, like, what's going on in

729
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: your relationship? It's really bad right now? Oh my god,

730
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it, but like, it's

731
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 1: really bad. I can't hear you're taking it's really bad.

732
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. What's going on with your relationship? Are

733
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: you still buy? Or were you ever buy? Or was

734
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: that not by? But I'm also doing a it's like

735
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: you said that, but you've never been with a woman

736
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: I have been with I'm a woman with Words with Friends.

737
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: Oh so like I have like a text relationship with

738
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: someone on Words with Friends. Your bottom lip is so full? Yeah,

739
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: I brought the drinks. Hey, hey, okay, cutie, wait wait,

740
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: why are you flirting with her? Just said he look

741
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: cute today? Do you pay words with friends. One of

742
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: his monster truck wheels just went over my bed. Wait, ladies,

743
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: I just have to know, are you do you guys

744
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: vibe of course with each other. I don't know what

745
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: that means. Why would why not me? What do you

746
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: mean like if you're buy yeah, I mean that's obviously

747
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: your energy is just like ay, and what's that? I

748
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 1: totally agree? Yeah, No, it's not in the mean way.

749
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: You guys are sick about. Let's all go out for

750
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: a drink, ladies, Oh my god, yes we do. Oh

751
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: my god, hand down betweens from Sweet Cheeks drinking rose.

752
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: K cat you put cats in your rose your nicknames

753
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: get cat s week. We don't like this. Well, we're

754
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 1: all by. That's an invitation to him. If you say that,

755
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: why that's not an invitation over here on my thumb, No,

756
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: get the hell away from me. Excuse me. Probation officer

757
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: coming through here, Probation officer coming through, ladies, we're all

758
00:46:56,040 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: that's an invitation. I know now, I know. That's why.

759
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: You know, whoever loses this game is going back to

760
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: the whole what what hole? The jailhole at sec Adzeckhole

761
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: Administrative Segregation. Oh it's just a little cop talk. I'm

762
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: a little tipsy at play out of my pocket when

763
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: kids chuck it? What do you say? You smell like

764
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: it's like whiskey said something else. Okay, back to the game.

765
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to guys are doing, but I need

766
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: you to do better. On you listen to me. All right. Look,

767
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: if you can't get these kids to stop bleeding, I'm

768
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: gonna have to forfeiture game. We can clon rosh this.

769
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: We can give me a second here, it's fine, it'll

770
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: burn for a second. And did you have time? Now?

771
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, clock Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, come here,

772
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: Come come here, Larry. Throw me in there, Larry. I

773
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: know it's just been this game, but I seem to

774
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: feel like we've known each other for our Oh god,

775
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: here's a hundred dollars. I don't know what that buys you,

776
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 1: but do it by your time from Larry the time guy.

777
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I started by you guys, somebody tasks grabbing

778
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: some cocaine from here? Could I ask which one? Do you? Guys? Know? What? Oh?

779
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: You wanted the cocaine? Kid? Thanks? It makes my playto

780
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 1: art come alive. There you go Electric Eels. God damn it.

781
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: Why are we winning by more? I mean we're winning

782
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: because we're weak. We need to kill them. Are routing

783
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: like sixteen to nothing? Well I'm not seventeen to nothing. Listen,

784
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to point. Coach put razor blades on

785
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 1: our skis. Of course you can cool, you're in skis.

786
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 1: Kid on the other team, pounded blow right now, you're

787
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: richtwork announcement and with the local sports report. Let's throw

788
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: it now to Mark Ruffalo. Thanks Chad. It looks like

789
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: everyone on the Electric Eels has had cardiac arrest. Diane, please, no,

790
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 1: it's fine, keep going work. It looks like the entire

791
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: team of Electric Eels has had a cardiac arrest. All

792
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: the players are seizing on the ground right now, throwing

793
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: themselves through the mud. Um. There's a high speed per

794
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: suit with a Bentley and I'll get to that in

795
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: a second. I'll just be back here. I'm not even

796
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: Mike all right, I'm sorry. Can we just bring the

797
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: camera over to an intimate conversation between me? What is

798
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: going on? This is never going to work out? Mark?

799
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: I love you, but look, you're you're better than me

800
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: and everything I just want to compete in the same world.

801
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: You're not competing, You're winning. I'm not even on camera

802
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: to day because of you. You animal. You're not on

803
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: camera today because if your actions. You threw hot coffee

804
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: on everyone in the office. What you burned? I said

805
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 1: a few pictures of my toes to the wrong people.

806
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: And look what happens to a woman on wiki feet

807
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: know erection. He's turning green. Now, if you keep this up,

808
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:25,879
Speaker 1: you're not You're hurting my eyes. I'm sorry, I'm hey, boss,

809
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: what do you want me to put on the green screen?

810
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:32,919
Speaker 1: We gotta go to blue screen? What are you doing?

811
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 1: Why are you singing? Mike? This just DIDTNS into a home.

812
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 1: You're doing it? Yeah, iim on camera. Lie from KPTC

813
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: q L t r P. I count sixteen dead children, okay,

814
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: seventeen dead children. Well, this one's not part of the crime.

815
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Say sorry, So back to sixteen. Huh what are your

816
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: instincts doing? Well? You just hope that when a city

817
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: reaches out the children provides a service community. Sir. I

818
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: don't want to be birose, but I didn't bring enough

819
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: chalk for all the bodies at the chalk isn't even

820
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: working on the try my sharpie shopping won't work on

821
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: But why don't you grab some of the scattered blow

822
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: that's all over this place. That's a good idea. How

823
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: about to grab what's powder? Does anyone have his plaything? Yeah?

824
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 1: Here you go. Thanks, Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt. Officers.

825
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: Here's some free bread sticks. We're just across the way

826
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: with some mom pop. Thanks to appreciate that momus. Tyler, Hey,

827
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: what are you doing? This is my helping the crime

828
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: scene and you're making your family your friend crime. Yeah,

829
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: it's an internal thing. Internal internal huh, some kind of angry.

830
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Speaker 1: Did you know any of these children? Counting the number

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Speaker 1: you new? Yeah, I think a new seven on Many

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Speaker 1: guests said have been seven? Yeah, seven seven? Which one

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Speaker 1: you pick? Call my name Danny, Danny, Danny, Dony, Donny,

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Speaker 1: Donny and d w dB And I'm so sorry to interrupt.

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Speaker 1: My table's been waiting. I am so sorry, I am

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Speaker 1: so yes. Yes, I'm looking for somewhere red for oh

837
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Speaker 1: my god, the children. Yeah, yeah, it's it's the Electric

838
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Speaker 1: Eel Team. It's it's fine, it's okay, I got it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna quarantine the area off right and the restaurant

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Speaker 1: is open. Welcome to prison, cocaine nutcase and Jeremy the

841
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Speaker 1: guy who supped to watch all the children. Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the clink clink for negligence to bitch yea cocaine.

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00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: You'll find plenty of that in here. Really, She's why

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get out the whole time. I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing you're a dum dumb do I know you? Sure? Keith,

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Speaker 1: Keith Carmel. I'm Keith Carmel. I gave you ride home. Hey, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is is Stephanie hill Um? If she's not, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: she's Actually it's okay. I wanted to talk to you

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Speaker 1: really quick to notice that. Thank you. Every time we

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Speaker 1: have a conversation, you stare at my breasts and I'm

851
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Speaker 1: not crazy, right, I mean, they're cartoonishly large, but everyone does.

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Speaker 1: It's not I apologize. I didn't mean for that to

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Speaker 1: come out the way that it did. Stephanie. I'm just

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Speaker 1: back from the market where I've been. Yeah, I was

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00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 1: at the market. Okay, I'm not having an affair, thank you. Okay,

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00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: By fella, I forgot my shopping bags stuff. What are

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Speaker 1: you doing here, Barbara. I was coming, I stopped by

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Speaker 1: the how do you your tips out? Which one the

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Speaker 1: left one? That was also the reason I was staring.

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Speaker 1: See right there it is. I'll leave you to it.

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Speaker 1: I've got to go unpack the groceries. Oh do you

862
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: want to do this? I don't know what it is

863
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Speaker 1: that we're doing. You showed up at my door and

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00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: my wife came home with I'm guessing the grocery man,

865
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Speaker 1: who was very weirdly nice to bring her groceries, but

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Speaker 1: then he just oh, she didn't have any groceries in

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Speaker 1: her hand. Let me go get that guy. Let me

868
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Speaker 1: go round and get there. Hey, hey, hey, in them

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Speaker 1: in the room. Yeah, hey, um. I want to trouble

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to. I don't want to fight.

871
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Speaker 1: I don't want to problems. Man. I think my wife

872
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 1: just looks man. I just sucked her and that's it. Okay, man,

873
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: I don't love her anything. Okay, Wait what look man,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to relationship with her. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to get off. That's saying I'm happy that you have

876
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Speaker 1: to be the burden of all the other ship. Okay,

877
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Speaker 1: what look, man, don't kill me, man, Okay, don't kill me, man,

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Speaker 1: Please welcome back to you. I just wanted to get off.

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Speaker 1: Guest today is Tim Tomulm. Tim hey Man. Yeah, how

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Speaker 1: long I've been working in the grocery store. I've been

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Speaker 1: working in the grocery store for probably about eight How

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Speaker 1: many customers would be bagged if you had to narrow

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Speaker 1: it down to between one and a thousand to to

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Speaker 1: tell us about the second one? Well, uh, it was

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Speaker 1: really nice he uh what about him? Cut your at

886
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the pecks on him? Uh huh.

887
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Speaker 1: And that was enough to get you going. Well, I

888
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Speaker 1: mean I just like uh, I like being held and

889
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Speaker 1: uh I found out you know that it was just

890
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Speaker 1: something that's comforting. So it wasn't necessarily sex per, but

891
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: it was just that comfort level after the fact that cuddling.

892
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 1: Did you drive you home? Let's just say more ways

893
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Speaker 1: than one? Yeah I did, Tim Tom, there's no need

894
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: to cut to commercials. Nobody's listening to Alright, we're advertisers

895
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Speaker 1: have left. Were they all abandoned us? They ad us?

896
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Speaker 1: Look at that, Tim, that's pretty good out of your pocket.

897
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Speaker 1: So as long as you like, now, let's just shut

898
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Speaker 1: it that you're interested in inslam advertisers. Yeah, you got

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Speaker 1: Father's pizza. Yes, I am. We just took a stab.

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Speaker 1: I have a I have a card here. Who's that

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Speaker 1: fell out? You really committed to general manager chain? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This general manager? Yeah? All right, Well it's uh five

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Speaker 1: dollars and that so dollars and that's it. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: this is the national Show. Times are tough, alright, I'll

905
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Speaker 1: buy all of your rants forever. Okay, all number, that's

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Speaker 1: sixty dollars. There you go on two, three, four, one, five? No,

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Speaker 1: I only have five ones? Back to five. Shoot, I

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Speaker 1: have a hundred and fifty nine dollars in here. All right,

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00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: we'll call it square then, but you said it was

910
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: you know what? Hold on, I can't believe he actually

911
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Speaker 1: refused my offer. I'm gonna come back with more. You

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Speaker 1: drive a hot bugging I do what I can't get?

913
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Speaker 1: Where the hell am I weights? When my breadth? That's

914
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Speaker 1: today show. Let's thank all of our alchemists and no

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Speaker 1: particular order. James Heney, how are you? I'm doing really good. Gosh,

916
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Speaker 1: it's great to be here. Ride home. Are you you

917
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Speaker 1: still on coke as a kid? You know? No not,

918
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Speaker 1: I'm on a total downer. I need to get some

919
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 1: more coke in there real quick. Find the real James

920
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Speaker 1: he need come alrighty Mark? Uh find me on Twitter.

921
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: I'm at Mark Gags about start season two of Blood

922
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Speaker 1: and Treasure. Before you go back to Renten Shine. I

923
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Speaker 1: leave in one week from right now. I will be

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Speaker 1: on an airplane, very most, very moment, a Canada air Canada.

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Speaker 1: You like the aisle? I do? I like the aisle

926
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Speaker 1: because I got a six hour flight. I want to

927
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Speaker 1: get and I don't want to bother the other two

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Speaker 1: step over me. I don't want to step over Yeah, exactly, Venetia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he any new? Any more new machines down at

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Speaker 1: the Dynasty typewriter or just the holding study at the

931
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Speaker 1: Owl's beard. Yeah, but lots of great ideas just ready

932
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Speaker 1: to explode. We do have a face towel warmer, do

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Speaker 1: you really? Yep? And some oils. We need to plug

934
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Speaker 1: it in and get that. Is that for anybody or

935
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Speaker 1: for the performers? Oh for the performers, I'm so sorry.

936
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Speaker 1: That's still a coffee machine in the dressing room. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's actually Kevin Pollit memorial. I love every square inch

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Speaker 1: of that, and thank you for joining us. Today, Christoph Ronolds.

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Speaker 1: So nice to have you back in the saddle. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's nice to be back. How is how how for

941
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: you being bad? Everything's great. You know what's really exciting

942
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 1: to me right now? Alchemy This Instagram. There's fun content.

943
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: There's videos, Yeah, there's pictures. I mean I even got

944
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Speaker 1: to answer a whole bunch of questions from day which

945
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Speaker 1: was that Danny. That's probably why I thought Joey was

946
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Speaker 1: running the um Well, yeah, she's awkward guy Chris at Joey,

947
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: Jeffy Greeber and I'm not running the Instagram. But there's

948
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: a lot of new content Danny. So whatever you do

949
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: and you create, you have to ship it to Danny.

950
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah Danny, Danny didn't. Yeah, he's just like a social

951
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Speaker 1: media dude. He's like an expert. Yeah, I don't know.

952
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 1: He's from he lives in New York. What accent is

953
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: that New York? Is it like the Yeah, I'm from

954
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Speaker 1: the Bronx New York And Cardi Bade James, We've already

955
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Speaker 1: talked to you. That's our thank our engineer at the

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Speaker 1: started post sound design artist Raphael and I al Radio.

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Speaker 1: here at this dot com, and also tell everyone you've

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Speaker 1: ever met to listen to the shoe. We have some

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Speaker 1: exciting news coming your way soon, so look out for

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Speaker 1: at your name here at me this dot com. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pok. Until next time, a football