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Speaker 1: Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgara.

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Speaker 2: We're switching it up and doing a PM drive. It's dark,

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Speaker 2: I just crashing it. There's nothing I could do. You're

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Speaker 2: It looks like a little black cat when they get scared,

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Speaker 2: Yes, Nightmares, it's so good. No wonder to run Away Hit.

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Speaker 2: I almost agree with him there. Yeah, I mean some

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Speaker 1: It was the dirtiest one delirious, No, it was raw.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he got a little dirty. I

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Speaker 1: Hey he's got front pouches. He's got some front pouches

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like when someone has nothing and they're taking He

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Speaker 2: And it was just it's horrifying part of a bridge

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Speaker 1: Because somewhere along the line in the government, someone made

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Speaker 1: thirty dollars on my taxes. You have a fucking asshole.

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Speaker 3: I got mine, you don't get yours.

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Speaker 1: Sweep the curve, sweep the curb, live in a tent

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Speaker 2: Let's go back to that.

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Speaker 3: You songs kick that musical head.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do music again. That

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Speaker 1: God Bless America the end. Yeah, the album. The album

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Speaker 3: It's called Live.

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Speaker 1: At the Boot at the Moot Leg and you were there.

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Speaker 2: It was there and it was fun. That's why I

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Speaker 3: Right, So for years you'll need you to repeat that.

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Speaker 1: No one gave us single ship.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to get up and suck, and you

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Speaker 3: Just if I could finish this.

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Speaker 1: But it just looks like your whole how you would deal?

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Speaker 3: Jackass, which is like, was your flaghert either?

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Speaker 1: For real? I just died. It was pretty fun. You're

442
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Speaker 1: in violation of being a jackass.

443
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Speaker 2: And her boyfriend looked over like that, well, I guess

444
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Speaker 2: I can't do anything.

445
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Speaker 1: Yeah, look like idiots, let's get out here.

446
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Speaker 3: It's pretty fun.

447
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Speaker 1: They did. They stormed out and apparently be part of it.

448
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Speaker 1: There was I was proud of you for being there

449
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: and handling your shit in a way that made America

450
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Speaker 1: feel a little bit better.

451
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Speaker 2: I've been I've been sitting on that that Kelly Green

452
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Speaker 2: polo of mine, waiting for the right place to wear it.

453
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Speaker 1: Waiting for the right dipshits to mock it. Was a Yeah,

454
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Speaker 1: that was a beautiful moment. And it really made me

455
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Speaker 1: laugh because it did look it looked like a house

456
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Speaker 1: of mirrors stretched out version of you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.

458
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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to tell drug stories, but

459
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Speaker 2: I was on asset at my old roommate's birthday and

460
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Speaker 2: we were in the Hotel Irwin downtown and it was

461
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Speaker 2: when I discovered I really like, I was just riffing

462
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Speaker 2: and having fun and couldn't have been happier.

463
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Speaker 1: You know, it was a drug.

464
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Speaker 2: Yeah, But they had these wacky funhouse mirrors, just wavy

465
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Speaker 2: mirrors that were in the corner. And I called the

466
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Speaker 2: front desk and I'm like, yeah, we're going to need

467
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Speaker 2: a new mirror brought up to the room.

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Speaker 3: This one.

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Speaker 2: When I'm crouched down a little bit, I have a

470
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Speaker 2: big forehead and then when I look.

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Speaker 3: Up to address it, suddenly I have a long chin.

472
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Speaker 2: And so if we could just get a mirror, this

473
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Speaker 2: one is clearly on the fritz. And the front lady

474
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Speaker 2: was trying to explain, but she didn't. She didn't think

475
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Speaker 2: I was kidding at all, and she didn't want to

476
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Speaker 2: make me feel dumb.

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Speaker 1: Oh, And then I felt bad.

478
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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this person's actually trying to explain that

479
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Speaker 2: the mirror isn't broken, it's just a wavy style of.

480
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Speaker 1: Glass, but describing what it looks like.

481
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Speaker 2: I walked her through it for a while. I'm like, oh,

482
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Speaker 2: and add this to the list of complaints. Now my

483
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Speaker 2: legs are long.

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Speaker 1: Wait have you done this on stage? No? Write it down,

485
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Speaker 1: write it down. I don't forget.

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Speaker 2: Mirror with funhouse mirror, say long legs, big chin, one forehead.

487
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Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing I wake up the middle

488
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Speaker 2: of the night, and then I look at this piece

489
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Speaker 2: of paper and says, funhouse mirror, long legs.

490
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Speaker 3: I'm like, what the hell does that even mean?

491
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Speaker 1: Yes, I know it's what bothers me is I keep

492
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Speaker 1: forgetting anything I try to remember. I forget because I'm

493
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: looking at my phone, the most distracting machine there has

494
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Speaker 1: ever been. Sir, what are you doing?

495
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Speaker 3: Oh now he's got zip in front of you.

496
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course not fast though, Yeah, I gotta take

497
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Speaker 2: your time doing it. That guy what's the worst, and

498
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Speaker 2: had dents on his car exactly about to hit us. Yes,

499
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Speaker 2: I've been practicing these shitty moves all week.

500
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Speaker 1: I've been merging into other cars.

501
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Speaker 3: But now it showtime.

502
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Speaker 1: Let's make the dense mass see, that's the thing about

503
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Speaker 1: driving downtown. I think a lot of people don't understand

504
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Speaker 1: this if you don't live in Los Angeles, and my

505
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Speaker 1: apologies to you if you know, for how boring Kansas

506
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Speaker 1: No that the it's such a hectic, bizarre place to

507
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Speaker 1: drive because if you're not especially like downtown, all of

508
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: a sudden it's a one way street. Or I feel

509
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Speaker 1: like we're about to go to my neighborhood. Do you

510
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Speaker 1: want to name? We could? I mean, let's do.

511
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Speaker 2: It, and then at the end I could show you

512
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Speaker 2: guys my cool place. Okay, I think you'd really like

513
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 2: it anyway. Sorry, I mean when you're downtown.

514
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Speaker 3: I do know.

515
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Speaker 1: A calm just washed over me because we left it though,

516
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: yes for real, because it's the one way streets pop up,

517
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Speaker 1: and the pedestrians everywhere, and the fucking bird scooters and

518
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: all the shit it really is. And then people don't

519
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Speaker 1: know where they're going, and they drive like this is

520
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Speaker 1: their last chance to get out of hell, essentially.

521
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Speaker 2: Just driving like they're finding a source of water because

522
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Speaker 2: it's the end of days.

523
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Speaker 1: Because it is truly the end of days.

524
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Speaker 2: I went on a my sister came and stayed with me,

525
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Speaker 2: and we drove up to Carmel, where I was born,

526
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Speaker 2: because both of us have been sitting on our moms

527
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Speaker 2: and ashes.

528
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Speaker 3: I've had them for two years in a box. I

529
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Speaker 3: have them in my room.

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Speaker 1: She's seen me doing, you know, all kinds of all.

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Speaker 2: Kinds of things on the foot of my bed, clip

532
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: of my toenails is bad enough.

533
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Speaker 3: And so we.

534
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Speaker 2: Drove up there because I was born in It's beautiful, God,

535
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: it's beautiful.

536
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Speaker 1: It's so gorgeous, and we.

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Speaker 3: Had so much fun.

538
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Speaker 2: I don't think you're supposed to have that much fun

539
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 2: doing what thing that's supposed to be sad, But I

540
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 2: think that's why we're having fun.

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Speaker 1: Plus we've had plenty of time too. Yes, it's been

542
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Speaker 1: sad up until now.

543
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Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be sad anymore.

544
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Speaker 2: And there was a real feeling of like my mom,

545
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Speaker 2: thinking everything would have been funny too. And we went

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Speaker 2: to the last place we took a picture with her

547
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Speaker 2: and flung him there and of course that there's now

548
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: gravity does not affect human ashes, and it zipped once again,

549
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 2: right in my sister's face. I did it again the

550
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 2: last time we tried. I threw him almost in her mouth. Anyway,

551
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 2: that happened a few times. But we went all these spots,

552
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: put them in different places, and we laughed so much.

553
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: And my sister kept saying, write that down, that's a joke.

554
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 2: That's also a joke. And so I had like a

555
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 2: list of three things that like jokes Lisa wants me

556
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 2: to do, and I, uh, that's so far. I just

557
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: haven't been There's there's funny stuff that's conversational funny, and

558
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 2: then you try and make it happen again. And I'm sorry, Lisa,

559
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: have your listening. But the jokes you told me, I

560
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: tell I've been eating.

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Speaker 1: Shit and I thought you loved me. You know, maybe

562
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: you need to bring just a small amount of ash

563
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: of your mother's ashes on stage with you. Yeah, and

564
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,479
Speaker 1: that's what makes it really funny.

565
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, the just a position and then they're just blow

566
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Speaker 2: an ashy kiss to the audience.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen Chris's new act? It's kind of dark.

568
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he has a lot of asses. Still, I

569
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Speaker 2: really I love the Swan.

570
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: The Swan's lit up with Christmas lights is probably one

571
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Speaker 1: of the more beautiful things Los Angeles has to offer.

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00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 2: I and today, you know, when I went to the

573
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Speaker 2: Turtles and and everything.

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00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 3: It's really this is my favorite part of it's any.

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Speaker 2: I love that it's just blocks from where I hang

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Speaker 2: my hat.

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Speaker 1: As they say, it is so nice. I do wear hats.

578
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: I am on over on this side of town all

579
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Speaker 1: the time now because of needing to go to the

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Speaker 1: office more and more.

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Speaker 3: Well, you gotta come by. We'll eat at Ostrich Farm. Okay,

582
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: it's delicious.

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Speaker 1: Is Ostrich farm? Do you have to feed ostriches before

584
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: you eat? The misleading name? Okay it is.

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00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 3: There are no ostriches. There is no ostrich meat on

586
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 3: the menu.

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00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: Great.

588
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: There is farm fresh products okay, and it's really good.

589
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 2: And they do not ask me to talk about it.

590
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: But the menus terrific.

591
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: Are The omelets huge because they're made with ostrichen. The

592
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: omelet's take up the whole table.

593
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 2: The armlets they hide in the dirt like an ostrich

594
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: takes a nap and you have to dig it up.

595
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: You dig it up like a weird other kind of animal.

596
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: And all the all the the waiters and natre d's

597
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 2: or maters come around.

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00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 3: They're all ostriches.

599
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: They have giant tennis ball sized eyeballs and they look

600
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: like sod puppets.

601
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: And then when they ask you if you need anything else,

602
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: they stick their face right into your face with their

603
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: weird eyes. Do you needthing else?

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00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 3: Tickle poke poke.

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00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, the giant eyelashes, don't they you know what?

606
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Speaker 1: I believe they do?

607
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 3: Am I thinking about emails? When am I?

608
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 5: Not?

609
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: Same family? I think so fam? It's the same fam.

610
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: I think so or genius or species?

611
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: All right, that's a plan. Yes, doing stand up comedy again?

612
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 3: Die plan. I don't know.

613
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: Mull it over.

614
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 3: We kinda going we gotta do. What are we going

615
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 3: to do?

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Speaker 4: You and I?

617
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.

618
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 3: What are we going to drive on stage and cardboard car?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

620
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: Yes, like you, we'll do a double decker thing. And

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Speaker 2: I'm like thirty people at a time. It's not logistically,

622
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: it's not alone break even.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense. Oh, a theater sized bus. It

624
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 3: doesn't exist. Wow, theater.

625
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm complimenting us.

626
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Speaker 2: But it would be fun if you know, I just

627
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: if you started slinging out the jokes again.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it's like when we stumbled

630
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Speaker 2: across that NASA location, but JP, yeah, you picked me

631
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: up at El Madrigals and I had some drinks, but.

632
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Speaker 1: I am I've had some. I had one drink tonight. Okay,

633
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: so thank you for reporting.

634
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Speaker 3: I'm just letting you know, since you're my sponsor, if.

635
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Speaker 1: They want to start all over.

636
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 2: I have a buzz right now, and it is of

637
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 2: the kind of buzz where they say on signs, buzz

638
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: driving is drunk driving. It is just a buzz. But

639
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: I feel a little drunk. But maybe I'm just in

640
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 2: a good mood.

641
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: Maybe you're just having fun podcasting.

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00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 3: Which just does Maybe I just enjoy it.

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00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: And you know that in this style, in this type

644
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: of episode, we don't have to compete with with guests. Ideas,

645
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Speaker 1: we don't have to adhere to the guests me of

646
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: a guest, needing to include them.

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00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: Oftentimes but giving the priority.

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Speaker 1: Even interrupting each other to get the guests.

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Speaker 10: Answer, guest, this is so interesting, way better than Karen

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Speaker 10: and I, who are professionals, would have said, oh you

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Speaker 10: snoozefast continue guests again.

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Speaker 1: If you've been a guest, thank you much. Yours was

653
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Speaker 1: the best one.

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Speaker 2: Starting's all the guests we've had, James Admia and Carmel.

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Speaker 1: Pat Bishop Pat.

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Speaker 3: He hasn't been but we've had its friend.

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Speaker 1: Who else have weeter Keane? Is that I was trying

658
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Speaker 1: to think a bunch of times.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, he always says really good stuff.

660
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Speaker 1: We got to have him. He's very funny.

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Speaker 2: I've got a whole we both got a whole list,

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Speaker 2: whole bunch of list of great people coming up.

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Speaker 1: Oh and we got an email from the great Jackie Caation.

664
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: She wants to do it again, So we got to

665
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: get her in the mix.

666
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: I mean Wednesday, I think I'm still. She's not driving

667
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 2: with Caitlin and I, but we're still. I'm about to

668
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: do shows with her and I can't wait.

669
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: Oh, tell her, tell her where you guys get back.

670
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: I'm yawning in it.

671
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, it's did you know that yawning is good?

672
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 2: It just means that you're needing oxygen?

673
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and which is great news. I had like a

674
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: personal trainer.

675
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: I went to twenty for our fitness and they're like,

676
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: we have a deal today and they signed me a trainer, and.

677
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. I went to her desk and she

678
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: is eating a cartoonish meatball.

679
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 2: So I'm like, yeah, you're gonna whip in the shape

680
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: shiftfully r D and I but she I remember I

681
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 2: was working out. I kept yawning and she's like, no,

682
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 2: it's good.

683
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: It's like that is a sign that you're getting a

684
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: good workout.

685
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you would think if you were yawning,

686
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 2: that would mean you're not going all in you're tired,

687
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: and probably not.

688
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: But it's like your body taking big gulps of oxygen.

689
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 2: Yes, I say, yeah, you know, here's a good trainer

690
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: that eats meat.

691
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a good chance she was an imposter.

692
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: She also was wearing denim one's piece and had leaves

693
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: in her hair.

694
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: And I wasn't that twenty four hour fitness. I was

695
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: in the parking.

696
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 2: Lot yet to pay for membership. But she met with

697
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 2: me for three weeks and I got ripped.

698
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: Down by the river.

699
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 3: I got ripped just eating kans of tuna with her.

700
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: It shows.

701
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 2: It's just a show in Santa Barbara a couple days ago,

702
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: and I stayed. I just assumed my friend would be home,

703
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: but he was off building. He's a carpenter, he's building

704
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 2: a house, and so I went. He gave me the

705
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: code to his little apartment and I was so hungry

706
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 2: after my show that I rummaged through his pantry and

707
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 2: there was nothing there but sardines.

708
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 3: No, that's time never, yes and forever.

709
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 5: Maye never, forever always, and some save some for me

710
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 5: because man, he had mustard, he had oil at him,

711
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 5: and why it was I had like a sardine festival.

712
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 3: No, I ate so many of them.

713
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 2: Sorry, justin I ate all your sardines, buddy, No crackers.

714
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: I hunched over his sink. No, yeah, you're like a

715
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,959
Speaker 1: little lost cat.

716
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,240
Speaker 3: I loved it. It was delicious protein.

717
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: That is my nightmare. I did that.

718
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: I put in him out and I slipped it off

719
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: and there's a little skeleton.

720
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 3: I did it all.

721
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: And then you were wearing a vest, and then a

722
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: cough came and a rest of you.

723
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: And then I got in a fight and it was

724
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: just a cloud with fists shooting up.

725
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: Cliff see you are. I think that's part of my

726
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: lifelong food issue, is that I'm so picky that I

727
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: just want exactly what I like and want so like

728
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: if I went through someone's pantry, I'd be like, all,

729
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: this is going to taste like lightly like mold, right,

730
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat it. I want something good.

731
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 3: Everything.

732
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 2: There was no options, and I was not excited to

733
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: eat these sardines, but I was starving, and he lives

734
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: far from Santa Barbara and or far enough.

735
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,959
Speaker 1: To where I didn't want him. You're out.

736
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was late and I'm like, oh, I

737
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: just won't worry about eating, and then I and so

738
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: was a last reetsor I was not at all craving sardines.

739
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 3: I just was surprised.

740
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: Wait a second, are you pregnant?

741
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 3: I need something salty? What is kicking me the belly?

742
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: I was.

743
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 2: I just was surprised that I liked them, because I'm

744
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 2: like you, I'm like, that's just something my daddy or

745
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 2: pickled Harrying. He's still those jars of pickled herring. And

746
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: it's like sweet and salty. It's like a it's just

747
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: not good food.

748
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: But wait, so you're saying you loved these.

749
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, once it's in my mouth, I was like, yes,

750
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: I get it, but it's gross. You're opening a can.

751
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 2: They're slimy, they have eyes. Yeah, they still have fins,

752
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: a dorsal and a the other one pectoral pectoral fins.

753
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: They have huge packs and I was just eating them all.

754
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that was a power thing. I think, Oh, yeah,

755
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 1: you were just showing them who is boss.

756
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nothing more power powerful than biting down on

757
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 2: the spine of a young fish.

758
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: But no, aren't they real salty and real fishy?

759
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

760
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: What is this? Oh? I really look like some skate

761
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: You're right. I thought it was someone on a scooter

762
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 1: wearing an octus.

763
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 3: And it was just a guy with a weird pedal style.

764
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 3: He's just really.

765
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: Getting after it. It was like his the lights were

766
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: on his pedals, but the petals were close together, so

767
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: it looked like someone was floating near in the air

768
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: and running clumsily at us at the same time.

769
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: It was scary, and I thought it was actually going

770
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 2: to end up on our hood.

771
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all everything's so threatening these days.

772
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 2: I would hate to meet a NOTT to push for

773
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: the first time in real life, out in the streets like.

774
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: This on dry land. That's an emergency situation, if you

775
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: if it was the end of the world.

776
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: Sure, it is, okay, but I mean, like a more

777
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: definitive theoretically, it's not ending.

778
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: No, right, let's say we're going to pull out of

779
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, and I think we will, I really do. Yeah,

780
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: we will. With the aocs of the world helping us

781
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: and Elizabeth Warren, who will be pressing.

782
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 3: Oh you think I think so, Yeah, I think so.

783
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: If her and Bernie do the smartest thing in the world,

784
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: which is run together, it'll be over.

785
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 3: But can they do that?

786
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: Who knows?

787
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: And the winner is these two?

788
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: Well they're sitting on the other shoulders. Change it before

789
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: before it gets to the end. But all that aside.

790
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 1: Now we get to things are so great in the world,

791
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: and all this time is past, and everybody gets to

792
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: say where they are, and there's no longer a thing

793
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: called calling human beings illegal, on and on, so that

794
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 1: we're all calm and no one's being threatened. Now we

795
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: get to play a fun game called the World is ending.

796
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: Okay for another reason, for different just for ships and gigs.

797
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, for fun and gale So.

798
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: Italian version of okay, like earthquake or something. But it's

799
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: end times. There's the grids down, there's no electricity. You

800
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: have to go around Los Angeles and there's no people

801
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: to keep you from doing this and collecting up all

802
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: the food that you will eat. Gotch so it can't

803
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: be refrigerated. I'm making this up as I go, right right,

804
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: it can't be reerated. It has to be like sardines.

805
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 3: I'm feverishly writing all down.

806
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: It's no, no, no, those aren't allowed. Like changing the rules

807
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: as you figure something out, so you can have fresh

808
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: food and vegetables if they're left. If you if you

809
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: come upon the stash, what are you going to collect

810
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: up for yourself?

811
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 2: I think if it's something where I need to, you know,

812
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,360
Speaker 2: assuming and I guess you're talking about zombies, we have to.

813
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm going to start eating healthy amight as well because

814
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 2: of the zombies. I mean, I got it. It's it's

815
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 2: just let's see how long I can last. The last

816
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 2: thing I want is to get some you know, heart

817
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: problem because I'm eating sardines in the end.

818
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: Okay, and it would.

819
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 2: Probably be pretty easy to acquire and get fruit, but

820
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 2: it wouldn't last that long. I guess I don't know

821
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 2: the answer. What frozen goods? I probably have a lot

822
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: of cans, but those are heavy, big beans, baked beans.

823
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 2: They're disgusting.

824
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: What am I a cowboy from a sixties movies? Frozen goods?

825
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: When I told you the grids down and there's no

826
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: just be so you want melted good?

827
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 3: How long ago did the grid go down.

828
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: Oh are you saying you could have fixed it by

829
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: now or somebody got it back up on his feet?

830
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: I guess.

831
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: I bet how thought out are all the frozen goods?

832
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: I how thought out as this game? Not at all?

833
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: Did you?

834
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, I'm gonna have to start hunting.

835
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: Okay, that's again.

836
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 2: So I just get some weapons like a spear, I guess.

837
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: And I've never hunted.

838
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: I've never killed a so, but you're gonna start now,

839
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna hunt and eat healthy.

840
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 3: I'll eat a lot of fish. I'll tell you that

841
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to go back to the beach.

842
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, It's more you're basically saying that if the

843
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: ship goes down, you're going back to the west side.

844
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: That's where the fish are. Okay, not a lot of

845
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: hunting that goes on in my new neighborhood. I mean,

846
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 2: I guess that wasn't what the game was.

847
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 3: Where is the game?

848
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: What?

849
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: You're my dream diet?

850
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: I was? It was like if you had to collect

851
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: up ship that was in all these weird little convenience

852
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: stores around right, what would you cobble together?

853
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: I guess at first I'd be depressed and it'd be

854
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 2: a lot of bags of white cheddar smart food.

855
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: Okay, this is what I'm looking for.

856
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you need to be comforted, yes, so of

857
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: course you're going to have some comfort type food.

858
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then after that, when the ship gets heavy,

859
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: I'm going to do some urban hunting. Okay, okay, no,

860
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: I think that's good. Then you'll love kind. You'll be

861
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: task oring to kill cats. I will kill packs of

862
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: coyotes all with a spear.

863
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: I know it sounds like I'm bragging, but when the

864
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 2: shit hits a fan, when the dog gets rough, I'm

865
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 2: going to be just putting raw animals in my mouth. Okay,

866
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: but for now, I can't eat them because of Instagram accounts.

867
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, you'll get ruined on social media if you

868
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: start hunting. Oh. I never on the east side. It's

869
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: just me.

870
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm talking right now. But I came home the other

871
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 2: night and there was like a pack of coyotes and

872
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 2: they were huge, full sized dogs. There were six of them.

873
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 2: They were not scared of me, no, no, and I

874
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 2: thought they were coming towards me and I had to

875
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: like yell and wave my arms and then they're finally.

876
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: Like, okay, this guy's crazy, man.

877
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 3: But you know, maybe I'll eat some coyotes. True, men

878
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 3: don't kill the coyotes.

879
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's good good juju as they

880
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 1: say to kill a cody mojo. Yeah, either way, it's

881
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: bad juju, but it gives you pretty good mode. So

882
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: that's the.

883
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 3: Reputation is shot man.

884
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: But oh my god, Jim Morrison will respect you.

885
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 3: You're in the new lizarding Man.

886
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh fun, I think I would. Here's how here's the

887
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: answer I was looking for. Okay, because this is my

888
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: answer to this question that I made up as I

889
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 1: went along. Right, I would go around to all the

890
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: movie theaters and take those big bags of popcorn because

891
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: that'shit last weight ever answer, what's popcorn? Yours? Was you

892
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: said smart food?

893
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 10: Oh white, I picked the wrongcorn' I'm movie theater okay,

894
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 10: And in the big bag where it's like a clear

895
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 10: plastic garbage.

896
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 2: Bag of popcorn, you're gonna be one of the first

897
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: to run out. And that's too much salt.

898
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,280
Speaker 1: But popcorn is a super food. Did you know that? No? Yeah,

899
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: it's really good for you. So they say not not

900
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: movie theater stone.

901
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 3: It's pretty salty.

902
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: I think that negates the super foods. But we'll be

903
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: sweating so much from the fact that it's the apocalypse

904
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: that I think I might need that that salt in

905
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: my system.

906
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're sweating a lot and you're only

907
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: eating popcorn, I have two words for you. Kidney Stone, crystallization,

908
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: your thrill, brot looggage and that ain't no movie.

909
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: Have you seen blockage yet? Oh?

910
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 3: God, it's so good.

911
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: Miles Teller's in it so good?

912
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: I what? And I, oh have you seen have you been?

913
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 2: Speaking of music? Speaking of music? God one, I.

914
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: Had one Moular sensation.

915
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 3: Everybody's talking about.

916
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 2: I watched that Midsummer Movies.

917
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh, it's pretty good, pretty wonderful.

918
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: Right, it was just it was just interesting. I don't know,

919
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 2: it's frustrating. It's like why I was yelling like, don't

920
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: do that, And then in the end it made me.

921
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of movies lately where I like

922
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 2: get mad at the end of it and I'm like,

923
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 2: I don't think that was good, And then two days

924
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 2: later I'm still thinking about it.

925
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, And isn't that what art is? Yeah?

926
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 3: It creates a conversation.

927
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 2: Two days later you're like, I guess it was a

928
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 2: good movie and know, I flipped off the screen and

929
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: threw my popcorn into the neighbor's lab.

930
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: I guess now.

931
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: I liked the costuming.

932
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 1: It's you know, I it's evocative. It gets you to

933
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: feel something which you need to feel in the movie theater.

934
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: And I find that that director. Do you remember that

935
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: director's name?

936
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: Oh? I don't, but he made Hereditary and other short film.

937
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: He's so good. And I recently rewatched Herreditary. It's so good.

938
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: And there were so many things I missed the first

939
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: and this red with him.

940
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 2: I realized after a few days later, there was a

941
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 2: you know, everything that happened in the movie.

942
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: They allude to it in the beginning.

943
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 2: It was that thing that I missed, and so you

944
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 2: watch it again the second time, it's like, oh cool,

945
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:18,839
Speaker 2: that's like some backwards you know, Memento Ship, Yes, out

946
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 2: of order?

947
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:23,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Easter egg style, Yeah, yeah, I had that egg.

948
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: Who who are you.

949
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: Had that egg? That egg?

950
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 3: I'm the lizard.

951
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 1: You sound like Josh Adam Myers. Yeah, hey, every brother

952
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: from Karaokes. No offense, Adam Josh Madam Myers.

953
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, I've been I've been enjoying films. I'm gonna

954
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: I just realized I am the one of the members

955
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: of the AMC Real Club. Really, I forgot when I

956
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: signed up for it. I've been paying them money. Yeah, anyway,

957
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 2: Tuesdays I could be seeing movies for five dollars. I

958
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 2: need to start becoming one of these Cisco Land or Ebers.

959
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a good idea, because you've got a lot

960
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: of opinions. You often flip off movie screens. Oh, I

961
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: get so mad, So let's find out why. Yeah, I

962
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: don't know. I like film. Did you like a spoiler alert?

963
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,240
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen Midsommar. Some people pronounce it that way,

964
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: which is insane.

965
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's just midsommer.

966
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: Right, Well, everyone from America pronounces it midsommer, but then

967
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: cinephiles pronounce it midsomar because I guess that's the fucking

968
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: Dutch version or when country Sweden, it's spilled s mm er.

969
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: So it's hard not to say that ar, I mean

970
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: when you're reading.

971
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: It or ar.

972
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise it'd be mids more.

973
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: That's that's the second installment, mid so More, Midsummer too

974
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: so More.

975
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: I went to Denver and uh, all my friends had

976
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 2: tickets to see my Morning jacket which has Yeah, they

977
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: have songs.

978
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: That I love. I think they're great.

979
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: They're amazing, but it can be kind of jam bandy.

980
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: You know.

981
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 2: Sure stuff isn't but tickets to the jobs are for

982
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: I'm sure. I'll go ahead. Stick my finger in your bag,

983
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 2: mystery powder. I'm ready to ride whatever magic carp And.

984
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm the lizard. Ky, you truly have become the lizard.

985
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: The only prerequisite is just saying you're the lizard. Came

986
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: over and over that I do not know what that means.

987
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: You just got to claim it.

988
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Hey, King of all lizards, Hey, and I.

989
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: Uh, lizard king here answered? Then you hope please? King

990
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: of all lived you need a lizard.

991
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 2: You came to a one stop shop and this it's

992
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: a place jack, Can you hold please?

993
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm a lizard king. You know we actually don't sell lizards. Ok.

994
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, shelves are empty. I'm crazy because I'm slashing prices nothing.

995
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 2: Tickets had gone up to four hundred dollars last minute.

996
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 2: I didn't my friends had had tickets for months and months.

997
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if I want to go anyway.

998
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 2: I found some on Craigslist for the guy want one

999
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty bucks and I'm like, well, it's kind

1000
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: of the most I've ever paid for a concert, but

1001
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 2: it'll be fun.

1002
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: It's in red rocks.

1003
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 3: Oh shit, it's a beautiful experience.

1004
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: He wanted me to pay him using Apple Pay, which

1005
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: I never used, but I'm like, sure if it worked

1006
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 2: for you. There was a moment where it's like, but

1007
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: these our texts are coming in green. Why would you

1008
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: need an Apple bait? You don't even have an iPhone.

1009
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: That was the first thing I should have known. Oh no,

1010
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 2: And so sent him the money and they said, great,

1011
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: what's your email address. I'll send over these tickets using

1012
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: this app. And I downloaded the app. It all seem legit.

1013
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: This went on for hours. He's like, yeah, your email

1014
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 2: isn't working. The guy went through so much effort just

1015
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: to steal. It ended up being two hundred dollars that

1016
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 2: I paid, but he just kept playing dumb and I'm like, oh,

1017
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: I just got ripped off. Oh no, it's okay. So

1018
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: instead I went to see Mid Summer, which is kind

1019
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 2: of like seeing a jam band.

1020
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 1: Their dress like polyphonic spree. That's true, and uh and

1021
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: there's drugs.

1022
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it honestly was the best second thing I could

1023
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 2: have done, and I got my mind off of being

1024
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 2: I'm dumb. I should not have tried to buy something

1025
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: on Craig's list. I never Yeah, it just.

1026
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: But the guy seemed legit.

1027
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 3: I mean, he was saying the right things. It's did

1028
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 3: you just rip me off?

1029
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: I said?

1030
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: And he's like, nah, it said nahak, I'm okay. The

1031
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 2: best best part nah my god.

1032
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 3: It never is and them and yeah, more than right now,

1033
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 3: that is.

1034
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: The fucking funniest thing I've ever heard.

1035
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, nah nah.

1036
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: It'd be crazy. Why would that happen? No? I love you?

1037
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 1: Why would I ever rip you off? It was back

1038
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: and forth for hours.

1039
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you've already put more labor into the

1040
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 2: earning of two hundred dollars than this it's been worth

1041
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 2: because I was and how far to how weird do

1042
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 2: I want to get and keep bothering Two of his

1043
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: phone numbers, one from the iPhone he needed for the

1044
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: transfer of these tickets and one from the initial two phones.

1045
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: That's the other indicator that I'm getting ripped off.

1046
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: It's just like, well, also, did you delete any of

1047
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: those things? Like make sure he doesn't have some kind

1048
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: of connection to you now Yeah, yeah, okay, it was

1049
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 1: a one time. It was a one time rip off. Yeah.

1050
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 2: I really don't think this will become our relationship.

1051
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: Nah.

1052
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's this guy that continually rips me off every Wednesday.

1053
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: I thought it would end with the first one. There's

1054
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: a really amazing story that's on the podcast Criminal about

1055
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: a guy who does get ripped off like that. There's

1056
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: a guy who gets him out of a jam in

1057
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: a bad neighborhood, and then the guy continues to builk

1058
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: money from him by humiliating him into saying, you weren't

1059
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: man enough to get yourself out of that situation, so

1060
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: you have to give me money. And the guy did

1061
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: it for years.

1062
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 3: Oh no, you have to.

1063
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: It's an episode of It's an episode of the podcast

1064
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: Criminal called I'm going to help you or something like

1065
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to help you or I'm going to get

1066
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: you out of here.

1067
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 3: Do you remember what the guy possibly had on him

1068
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 3: that he kept.

1069
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 1: It was like it was the guy turned into a

1070
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: really bad part of town and then something there was

1071
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: some kind of I don't think it happened in Los Angeles,

1072
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 1: but say if it were Los Angeles, it was then

1073
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety four riots started, you know what I mean.

1074
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: So then the guy got this guy out of the

1075
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: bad part of town and without getting hurt or whatever.

1076
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: And so then the guy was like, now you owe me,

1077
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: you know, five hundred bucks for getting you out of town.

1078
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 1: The guy's like, shirt up problem. And then the guy

1079
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: contacts him again and is like, I think you need

1080
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,720
Speaker 1: to give me a little more money because you weren't

1081
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: man enough to get yourself out.

1082
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 2: And then this guy when he rapped me off, sorry

1083
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: to interrap n he I said, so you're ripping me off,

1084
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I made a mistake.

1085
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 3: Can you send fifty more dollars?

1086
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: Yes?

1087
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 3: For more?

1088
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: Yes.

1089
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh does this work?

1090
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 2: It's this like you're testing the waters to see if

1091
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 2: I'm a fool me twice guy?

1092
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Well. And also because that's I think that

1093
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: is a con move where when somebody expresses doubt they

1094
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: it almost confirms, like you're like, if they were ripping

1095
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: me off, there's no way they'd ask for more money, right,

1096
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: So that move in there almost confirms to a normal

1097
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: person and like, oh, there's no way they could be this.

1098
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: It could be this in your face. Yeah, yeah, and

1099
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 1: it is God.

1100
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1101
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: I I of course won't say his name. But there's

1102
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: a person I know that.

1103
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 2: Was doing an online like a video sex thing, like oh,

1104
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: you're getting naked here, I'm naked, and then he was

1105
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 2: doing something well naked. And then she said, Okay, now

1106
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 2: I have this footage you. I'm going to show it

1107
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 2: to everyone if you don't start giving me money. And

1108
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 2: he's like, I don't have money, go ahead and show everyone,

1109
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 2: and so he preemptively said, you know, let his parents

1110
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 2: and friends, Hey, you might get this video of me masturbating.

1111
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 2: I don't have money to He just kind of got

1112
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 2: ahead of it, and I think that diffused, like well, yeah,

1113
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 2: the woman was like, well, I guess I don't have him.

1114
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: Then she sure doesn't.

1115
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I think that that's the the only thing

1116
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 2: you could do is be like, oh, you're gonna screw me.

1117
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 3: No one's ever fucked up my life better than I can.

1118
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: They'll be used to it. If I tell them, they're

1119
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: gonna beat.

1120
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 3: Me to the punch I'm sending it now.

1121
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: That's so horrible too, because it's that naivete that everybody

1122
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: approaches like the Internet and like kind of modern life

1123
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: with where it's just like, yeah, I met this person

1124
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: online and we've both agreed to privately on camera do

1125
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: weird shit with each other, Like you don't know that person.

1126
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 1: It reminds me of do you remember when chat Roulette started?

1127
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I did a weird show at where things

1128
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 2: would pop up and you're supposed to have a quick

1129
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 2: conversation and then there to see you're on stage and

1130
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 2: so it's like, oh haha, you're in a comedy show.

1131
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 2: But it ended up every other one with some guy masturbation.

1132
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 2: Yes that's all.

1133
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: They are humble, and it's like.

1134
00:55:56,239 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 3: This is backfiring big time. Good Lord, Duke boys, where

1135
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 3: we chasing boss Hog?

1136
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: This is this is just the last part. It's like

1137
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: a little roller coaster at the end. Oh yeah, I

1138
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: loved Chatroulette. We used to sit around me and my

1139
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: front Bradford and whoever else was around. We would sit

1140
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: around his computer super stoned and then just do it

1141
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: and it would be like every fourth one was a

1142
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: weird dick. But then there would just be like four

1143
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,919
Speaker 1: other people staring at their computer just like we were

1144
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: just looking for dick.

1145
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 2: Yes, and you're guys looking for weird dick. Yeah, they've

1146
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 2: all been pretty straight and normal.

1147
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 1: And I we're scared a weird dick, so we're looking

1148
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: for four people that look like us.

1149
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 3: So you do end up meeting good people.

1150
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we met some amazing people on Chatroulette.

1151
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 3: We did it.

1152
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 1: I met my husband on chat relytt.

1153
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 2: I feel like chat Relette became something that we all

1154
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 2: use every single day now, wasn't it the first attempt?

1155
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 3: Was it skyper something?

1156
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 2: I feel like it was the napster of of what

1157
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 2: we know now to be something Twitter.

1158
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: Maybe. Yeah, It's like, I don't know, I wanted to

1159
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: come back. I want to. I want to.

1160
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 2: I forgot that it went away. I forgot about that

1161
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 2: night of chat reltte we were.

1162
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: There were some there were some chot Roulette moments that

1163
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: were very beautiful and touching, like everyone just waving at

1164
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: each other, and then the little map would come up

1165
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,959
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, those fucking people are in Russia

1166
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: or wherever they.

1167
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, all that's sweet. It's weird, and it's just

1168
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 2: depending on the mood. It could have just been all

1169
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 2: those people in Russia masturbating at you.

1170
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: Yep, it's just it was their choice. Yeah, you either

1171
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: wave or you wave you're junk, whatever it takes.

1172
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is sweet. A bunch of people wave hi.

1173
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1174
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: It is always my favorite thing when you're when you're

1175
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 2: on passing a group of.

1176
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: People, you're in a.

1177
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 2: Like going under a bridge and there's people on it

1178
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 2: and you're people on a boat that everyone will wave

1179
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 2: hello fellow humans, unless you're saying goodbye to them because

1180
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 2: you'll never really meet them.

1181
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: No, that's right, this is our one moment, this is

1182
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 1: our chance. Yeah, and then what does Dave Matthews do

1183
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: dumps eight hundred pounds of human feces on those people? Wait?

1184
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: What remember that story somebody just read Somebody just treated

1185
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: this and said, it's the eighth anniversary of the time

1186
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: that Dave Matthews tour bus went over the bridge on

1187
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: Michigan Avenue in Chicago, right over the Chicago River and

1188
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: dumped their toilet system into the Chicago River onto a

1189
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: tour boat.

1190
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 3: Oh no, yes, not paying attention.

1191
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: No.

1192
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 3: Also, fuck them for just putting it in the river.

1193
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: Right, all of it was not cool. It'd be funny.

1194
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 3: Well that was happening that song.

1195
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 10: Too, Sorry, sounded like it.

1196
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm thinking of no wellesay mouth dude. I don't

1197
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 2: know anyway, what a weirdo. You would think he'd be

1198
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: uh woke enough not to I.

1199
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: Don't think he did it. I don't think he had

1200
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: the hand of the lever, right.

1201
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 2: It's the truck driver, some disgruntled bus driver. That's like,

1202
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 2: I'm so tired of these guys. I'm so weed smoke

1203
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 2: in my face. Yeah, he was anti pot.

1204
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 3: Look we're done, you're quick. It's fun. Oh man, it

1205
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 3: was great to do.

1206
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: The irishora was funny.

1207
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: You need to start doing more character work on stage.

1208
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone loves a good voice.

1209
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: It's funny. It is fun Well, I was. I was

1210
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: just gonna say, it's good to just podcast with you.

1211
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: I know, same that. This is how we get our

1212
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: go up to the dumpsters usual here you can get

1213
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: right into that dumpster, Matthews into that. Did we have

1214
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: any Thanks everybody for your beautiful responses to Oh, I

1215
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: have to say the quickest fan art and most beautiful

1216
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: was the person who drew you know, the new person's

1217
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: name that drew Mount my version of Mount Rushmore. Yeah,

1218
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: it's I cried.

1219
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 2: It was the best thing of all to Yeah, it

1220
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: was really It's been one of my.

1221
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: I sent it to all the I sent it to

1222
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: the main person I went to trivia with, and I

1223
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: was like, look, I told her trivia story.

1224
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's EMR. His name is Mark, but it's

1225
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 2: m R. K Am I right, Mark Markasto? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,

1226
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: it's great. And did you see the other one where

1227
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 2: the bathtub is behind Mount Rushmore?

1228
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: No, I didn't hear.

1229
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 3: He added to it ship.

1230
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 1: So that's that's the back because tafts in the bath Yeah,

1231
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: he's so good between.

1232
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 2: Each Roosevelt Roosevelt again, that mountain with all the president's

1233
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 2: fucking faces.

1234
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: This must be a different podcast.

1235
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's wow.

1236
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: Mark Glass. Can I look at a picture? Is that him?

1237
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: He looks like a little model. Look at him.

1238
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's a handsome growing man.

1239
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,439
Speaker 1: Wait do you know him in person? Oh? I thought

1240
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: you were. He's from another land, New York. Oh really,

1241
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: I think so.

1242
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 3: Oh I assumed he's from Glasgow.

1243
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,439
Speaker 1: You know me, just the meme.

1244
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 3: Time for me to go back up to Alaska because

1245
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 3: my name is Fairbank.

1246
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 5: Oh.

1247
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: He is a designer and an illustrator. That's very cool.

1248
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: He's very good.

1249
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,400
Speaker 3: I'm going to get back in the swing of it too.

1250
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 3: I like drawing.

1251
01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, you should, We all should. Thank you Mark

1252
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: Glasgow for your beautiful art. Thank you everybody for listening,

1253
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: continuing to listen to our dumb bullshit and.

1254
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 2: Go to the exact, exactly right website and get some merged.

1255
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we got to sell some share Yeah,

1256
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,479
Speaker 2: get some get yourself. Do you need a ride shirt

1257
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 2: and prove it?

1258
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1259
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: Prove it? And yeah I am nothing to prove or

1260
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: nothing to plug me either. Yeah. Oh. We're starting new

1261
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: episodes of my favorite murder tomorrow, so that's more people

1262
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: care about that. I mean, we're recording it tomorrow. It

1263
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: goes up Thursday. But you know, we're back from vacation. Yeah,

1264
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: and this was like my get do a podcast and

1265
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: practice being back from vacation.

1266
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and uh and we did great. It's like

1267
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 2: we're just back in the saddle again.

1268
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean, this is what we do. Yeah, you just

1269
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: we've always done it. You fall off, that's horse, you

1270
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: get back on, you get back into it, you get

1271
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 1: into Alex, back into the high life again again.

1272
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 11: Thank you.

1273
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 2: And I write while you're listening to this, I'll be

1274
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 2: in San Francisco.

1275
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 3: How about you. You're back on the twit.

1276
01:02:59,080 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm back on the twitch.

1277
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were gone for a while.

1278
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: I was gone for a while. Right when I came back,

1279
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: my stuff was fresh and new and working. Now I'm

1280
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,919
Speaker 1: in that phase where every time I tweet, I either

1281
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: think I've tweeted this before or I'm ripping this off

1282
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,520
Speaker 1: from somebody. So that's a bad place to be. I

1283
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 1: need to get back into the fresh into the fresh maker. Yeah. Yeah,

1284
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: I need to sneak into some concerts and freshen it

1285
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: up a little bit.

1286
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 3: Are you talking about a really specific mento?

1287
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. I need to start lifting up cars with some

1288
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: of my weightlifter buddies. Yeah. I need to take a

1289
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 1: businessman's tie off, tie it around my head and sneak

1290
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 1: into the backstage area of a concert.

1291
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 2: I need to for no reason, open up a car,

1292
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 2: get in the back, sit, wave to the driver, keep

1293
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 2: on walking.

1294
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, we always do that one.

1295
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 1: Nope, that's the best one.

1296
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 2: Now, how many Mentos commercials do you remember?

1297
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: I need to get a bunch of tattoos, look in

1298
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: the mirror every morning, freak out, slowly, remind myself what happened.

1299
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 1: That's a Mementos.

1300
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, how there's no podcast out there?

1301
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: That mentions that movie twice no episode no, and doesn't

1302
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: remember both times. Just like the movie, All of our

1303
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: brains are shrinking. You've been listening. Do you need a ride?

1304
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: I think? Are are you leaving? I you wanna way

1305
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 1: back home?

1306
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 4: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1307
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 4: much baggage you claim and give us time and they

1308
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 4: turn and on and gage.

1309
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,200
Speaker 1: We want to send you off instil.

1310
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 4: We want to welcome you back home.

1311
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

1312
01:04:49,040 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: Mel porn? Do you mean to ride? Do you need

1313
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

1314
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1315
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: To ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need.

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Speaker 11: With Karen and Chris, The Fall Line, an investigative podcast

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Speaker 11: focusing on unsolved cases in the Southeast, is back this

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Speaker 11: August with season five. This series covers the nineteen ninety

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Speaker 11: eight disappearance of Shaikemia Pate, an eight year old from Unadella, Georgia.

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Speaker 12: As a little girl, I can remember that Shaw was

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Speaker 12: very energetic and barboy. Seldom did you see her without

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Speaker 12: a smash, beautiful smile. She she was just a real

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Speaker 12: doubly smart, smart little.

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Speaker 11: Girl, Shaikemiya was excited to spend that Labor Day weekend

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Speaker 11: with her family, starting with attendance of the first high

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Speaker 11: school football game of the season and their tiny town

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Speaker 11: of Unadella, Georgia, that was a big event. That Friday afternoon,

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Speaker 11: shai kemi I stepped off her front porch and onto

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Speaker 11: the sidewalks of the street she'd lived.

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Speaker 1: On her whole life.

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Speaker 11: She planned to wait outside for a ride from her

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Speaker 11: older sister. She was seen by neighbors, friends, family. Everyone

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Speaker 11: thought she'd made it to see the Dooley County Bobcats play,

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Speaker 11: but she never made it there, and.

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Speaker 6: So I thought one had took it to the Gameto

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Speaker 6: twelve thirty that night, when Veronica called me and told

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Speaker 6: me she told me. She asked me what shat with me?

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Speaker 6: And I said no, And I say, you mean you

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Speaker 6: don't know what shay at.

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Speaker 1: I caught the police wait nobody, he didn't come, and

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Speaker 1: then when.

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Speaker 6: He did come, he said she had been missing twenty

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Speaker 6: four while before they'll go looking for.

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Speaker 11: Shah Kemia Pate vanished right off her own street. Though

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Speaker 11: her disappearance is as mysterious and as arresting is that

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Speaker 11: of Madeline McCann. She has received very little attention, despite

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Speaker 11: a twenty thousand dollars reward and exhaustive work by Shakemya's family.

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Speaker 11: Veronica Pate, her mother, has been left waiting for twenty

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Speaker 11: one years.

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Speaker 13: She made an effort to be optimistic that shah would

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Speaker 13: be back. She kept trying to prove that it's gonna

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Speaker 13: be all right, leaving the door unlocked, leaving a light

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Speaker 13: on because Shasha coming home.

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Speaker 11: Each hour in the missing person's case matters. So what

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Speaker 11: about a cold case unsolved for decades.

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Speaker 14: Some of the things that we run into work in

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Speaker 14: cold cases is that these cases, I mean, they're old,

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Speaker 14: and people's memory is not what they used to be.

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Speaker 14: Memories fade, people die.

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Speaker 11: A few outside of rural Middle Georgia have ever heard

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Speaker 11: of Shai Keimia Pate. But maybe with your help that

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Speaker 11: can change. This season on the fall line from exactly Right,

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Speaker 11: we work with Shaikemia's family, the local sheriff, and the

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Speaker 11: Georgia Bureau of Investigations to produce a detailed coverage of

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Speaker 11: her case and generate new leads. Twenty nineteen has seen

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Speaker 11: decades old cold cases come to a close, and so

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Speaker 11: it's time to give Shakemia's open case and her mother's

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Speaker 11: open door the attention they needed deserved years ago.

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Speaker 1: This is the fall Line. We hope you'll.

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Speaker 11: Join us on August seventh for episode one. September fourth,

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Speaker 11: nineteen ninety eight