1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: Alright, I got shows coming up people, and I really 2 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: want to see you there. So let me give you 3 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: some specifics so you can get tickets and make plans. 4 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: October fourteenth to October sixteenth, they'll be in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 5 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,760 Speaker 1: at the Improv and then on November five I'll be 6 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: in Ben Salem, Pennsylvania at Parks Casino. More shows are 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 1: always being added, so just keep checking Russell Peters dot 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: com for updates. Now, please enjoy this show. Remember that 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: little Kilkenny castle and they put you in that little hotel, 10 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: read across where you were probably staying in the castle. No, no, 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 1: I used to do it when I was broke, So yeah, 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. And he said, pussy 13 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,160 Speaker 1: tis brilliant, and I was like, where were you working? 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: Four hundreds? I am like believal, just pussy. I would 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: like due the Gypsy. That's like I started watching the Netflix, 16 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: the document about Jypsy's. You ever been around the gypsies? Gypsies, Gypsies, 17 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: they don't give a fuck, Gypsies they sleep. Where did 18 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: gypsies originate from? Yeah? Yeah, somebody told me India. You know, 19 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: they're a lot in life. When they say Oh, gypsies 20 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 1: steal this bullshit that is their lot in life. Believe 21 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: that they are India. You know that right, India has 22 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: that the class system. Look, Gypsies originated in India. The 23 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: Holy Ship in the north as No, I guess I'm not, 24 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: but that's pretty well started from India. They're welcomes. Wow, 25 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 1: we're a lot. And I just thought it was Bollywood. 26 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: Is it experience from India? I know there was something 27 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 1: to brag about modern Buddha statue that you can get 28 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: marshals for six I get the funk out of here 29 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: buying the fucking Buddha and believing that ship's bringing anything. 30 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,079 Speaker 1: I believe in it. But I got to brag about 31 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: something that ship. I don't know, man, I think just Roma, Yeah, Roma, 32 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: that's what they're called. They really truly believe. In France 33 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: when I was there, that was another boyfriend. But I 34 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: relate all my stories of travel to what guy I will. 35 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: He doesn't pay ship. But I did get around this 36 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: fucking world. These young girls, like I said, they fucked 37 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: for nothing. I mean I sucked for travel. I got 38 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of young girls for a flight. 39 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: The Hey, your wife's inside what now before, Oh they 40 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 1: sucked for anything, I should have been approached. I was 41 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: out there. Who were in when I was just a 42 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,399 Speaker 1: young who were but comics? No matter they you guys 43 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: have always gotten laid. Always. I couldn't imagine if I 44 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: ever hear a fucking sob story from some male comic, 45 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: I'll punch him right in the face. I swear to god, 46 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: you guys get laid. It doesn't matter what the funk 47 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: you look like. When I met Russell the first time, 48 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: I was doing the show in Montreal with Slayton and 49 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: uh oh fun who doesn't love Slayton? But I was 50 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: doing I was Layton, Ralphie May and Brad Williams exactly 51 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: in the mid Wait, let me tell you what the 52 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: fucking worst thing was as a as a female and 53 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: an older one, because I was already on fifty or 54 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: fifty walking in the green room night after night and 55 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 1: seeing these two fucks getting groupies every fucking night. Okay, 56 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: Ralphie May's they're rest in pizza, motherfucker. So he's sitting 57 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: there whatever foody like. One time he gave me a 58 00:03:56,760 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: ride from the laugh Factor in the comics and I 59 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: your truck smells like a fucking talko Bill. Fuck is 60 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: this I couldn't even get in with all the fast 61 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: food traps. It's like, you know what, motherfucker, I'm walking anyway. Um, 62 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: Ralphie May and Brad Williams are in the green room. 63 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:19,159 Speaker 1: Slayton has his own room. It's those three and me 64 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: and maybe Mike Wilmot, you know, okay, so, and I'm 65 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: always the only chick on the fucking nasty show. So 66 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: whatever you got, oh you, oh, I don't think you 67 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: have to be that funny. That was like a fucking carnival. 68 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: You got the fact I the fucking midget and they're 69 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,839 Speaker 1: both getting fucking late night after night. I walk in 70 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: and Brad Williams little feet like this, dangling, How the 71 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: fun not dangle? And they're straightening dangling. He's when you 72 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: have long feet. These motherfucker's like this, and he's got 73 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: a okay, give me the fuck. I was so fucked 74 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: up during that show. Let me tell you that I 75 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: couldn't drink enough to say this is Carneyville. I gotta 76 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,719 Speaker 1: get the funk out of the Funniest thing was you 77 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: know that alley behind the club Soda in Montreal turned 78 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: into Junkieville. So there's like, I mean straight, it's dophing dope. 79 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: I mean they're shaking and they run back to the 80 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 1: dealer and he's sitting back there. I thought, oh, and 81 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: they'd come back to the dealer, like they get a 82 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 1: five dollar and they bring it back and that you 83 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 1: hit somewhere, what I mean, I saw it all. And 84 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: then one lady came back like a junk. I mean, 85 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 1: she looked she she wasn't all the way there yet, 86 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: she wasn't. She still had a place to go and 87 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: clean up. Sometimes I think, but you know me, when 88 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: I drink and have fun to do comedy, I don't 89 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: look at motherfucker's talking about that. So I brought her 90 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: in the green room because I thought that was Slayton's wife. Hilarious, 91 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,480 Speaker 1: How well, it's the alley to the back. So because 92 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: she looked like a little blondie, you know, she still 93 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: had the looks about her. She wasn't. But then I go, oh, 94 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: would you like, you know, whatever, whiskey, whatever a beer? 95 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 1: I love a beer. And I thought, wow, that's kind 96 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: of interesting. Slaton's wife must really like beer. Okay, so 97 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: I like beer, but she was really can I get 98 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 1: to and then I was laughing. I was like, wow, 99 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: like maybe Slaton doesn't hook up n I brought the 100 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: crackheaded side and everybody was like. I was like, that's 101 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:29,279 Speaker 1: slate and she was happy as a claim in the 102 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: night man. I hooked her up. I let her stay 103 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 1: back there. I'll fun to watch the midget and a 104 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: fucking fact, I get laid at least I could. I had. Uh. 105 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: This was in torontomost around like ninety nine three, actually 106 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: Toronto existed, it was still there then. Yeah, And I 107 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: was driving through this one part of town is like 108 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: known for crackheads, right, y'all had crackheads? What do you 109 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: think you're the only place that is probably the only 110 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: place United States part it's called Parkdale, Parkdale. I was 111 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 1: driving through Parkdale and I had my Saturn and it 112 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: was summer too. The car Saturn four door. I didn't 113 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: have money for a two door and I had the 114 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: base model, so I had all the windows rolled down 115 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: because I didn't have ever conditioning. It was summertime, and 116 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: I had my music playing loud. I pull a little 117 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: sub in the back of the car. Are you still 118 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: we're getting laid right? Well, yeah, that's what. I pull 119 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: up a red light and there's this cube. There's this 120 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: cute black girl at the mixed girl. She's standing at 121 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: the corner. And I got at the bus stop and 122 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: I got my music playing loud, and I'm and I 123 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: look over and she smiles at me, and I go, hey, 124 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 1: what's up? Where you going? And she goes, I'm going 125 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: to my uncles like hop in? So she hops in. 126 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: I go where's he live? It goes down the road 127 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: and then because you mind if I smoked and I 128 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: had my windows open, I go, yeah, I go for it. 129 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 1: She pulls out a fucking asthma inhaler with tinfoil on it, 130 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 1: puts a rock on it and starts lighting up a 131 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: piece a crack and I'm like, hey, what the fund 132 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,480 Speaker 1: you doing? She goes, I know it's a bad habit. 133 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: That's not a bad habit. Smoking is a bad happy 134 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 1: You're doing fucking crack in my car. It probably came 135 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 1: with the Saturn. No, that would have been a bonus model. 136 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: At the time, I was selling weeds. I go smoke 137 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: some weeds. He goes, don't you got any? And I go, yeah, 138 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:24,119 Speaker 1: you was selling dope. I was, So it was just weed. 139 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:30,960 Speaker 1: That's dope. I was selling weede. I like, you man, 140 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,800 Speaker 1: you sell dope. So I take it to her uncle, 141 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,679 Speaker 1: take her uncles house. My uncle might want some weed too, 142 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, So I go up in 143 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 1: the shady ass apartment, knock on the door to wrong 144 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: go who then is that with you? He's a friend 145 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 1: of mine. Do you want some weed? Come in? Bring in? 146 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: So it's motherucker's some weed. And I'm like, I'm gonna 147 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: get shot or stabbed in this motherfucker right now. And 148 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: so this dude the weed and I bounced right away. 149 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: I was well scary, but it was just funny to 150 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 1: see it, like a fine bitch doing crap right beside you, 151 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: like what I wanted to funk you until then. But 152 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 1: if she was ugly, No, she was ugly. Let me 153 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,200 Speaker 1: tell you something, ain't nothing. Ain't nothing wrong with ugly chicks. 154 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: You know what Ugly cheeks, Pretty cheeks don't do everything. 155 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:29,920 Speaker 1: Come on, ugly chicks do whatever. Pretty chicks don't do. 156 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: That's what I heard. And then when I saw it, 157 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: I was like, holy sh it, Ugly chicks don't bring 158 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 1: they dig and they years old. I'm just driving around 159 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: and I wasn't expecting to get me to chick. So 160 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 1: when a cute one shows up and smiles and jumps 161 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,839 Speaker 1: in your car like well, all right, Then when she 162 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 1: lights up a piece of cracking like well, all I 163 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: noticed a light skin too, so it couldn't it be 164 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:53,640 Speaker 1: a dark bit. No, No, she was mixed. She was mixed, 165 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 1: and she was mixed black and whatever. Yeah, yeah, I 166 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 1: get it, but I don't. I don't know. I think 167 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,319 Speaker 1: I swear I must have been an old black man 168 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: in another life, because I've always gone around and had 169 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 1: free drinks everywhere. I drove a six new six cattleag 170 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: and bitches always want to suck me. I don't know what. 171 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:15,720 Speaker 1: My people love this motherfucking man. Girls, dude, one girl, 172 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: I had to what is that call when you jump 173 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: in the audience? Remember when I was J Davis. J 174 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: Davis had a show at that what was that bar 175 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: on Sunset the mosh pit. His name was Yes, Remember 176 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 1: I never did dublings. Yeah you're too fucking big. No, No, 177 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:41,840 Speaker 1: it ended in two thousand five. J Davis had that room. 178 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: But anyway, some chick was up there nineteen licking her 179 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,719 Speaker 1: lips at my and I just fucking marsh put it 180 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,480 Speaker 1: that bitch. I was like, oh my god, I'm too old. Yeah, 181 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: there it is. All the good bars in Hollywood are gone. 182 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,240 Speaker 1: There's no good fucking die bars and coaching horses. Don't 183 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 1: like the Dime. I've never been there the Mint, but Dimes? Okay? School? 184 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 1: Is it still there? About the Dresden in Los Freelas, 185 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 1: that still there? Have you ever gone to the Dresden? Yeah, 186 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,440 Speaker 1: that's amazing. Elaine and uh, what is their name? I 187 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,160 Speaker 1: don't even think they're alive. I think those are two 188 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: paranormal activity men. What's their names? There's still alive, Elan 189 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,960 Speaker 1: and Marty. Elaine and Marty and they had their little 190 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 1: vaguest stick in there. They were dopey. Has become like clicking? 191 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: That was a songology. They would do it as a lounge. 192 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: Marty and Elaine in the Dresden. I remember coaching horses 193 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 1: on sunset and we drove past the other night on 194 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,439 Speaker 1: my way to the laugh Factory and it was completely gone. 195 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 1: Pig and Whistle has been cleaned out. They gutted it. 196 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: They're redoing. How do you do that to these authentic 197 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:03,080 Speaker 1: class fu They just kill if it's if it's old 198 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: and we need to get rid of. And yeah, well 199 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Speaker 1: it's like the tits and faces in this city. You know, 200 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,120 Speaker 1: tits and faces. It's always new The baby right there 201 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:18,680 Speaker 1: is dope whose baby is That's Roy's son, that's little Roy. 202 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 1: You know that's Jackson man bringing the baby in here? 203 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 1: Band because Olympian. No, he the baby. I man, he 204 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,200 Speaker 1: don't give a ship. Look, he just broke his back 205 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 1: and he's sitting there Indian style bringing the baby in here. 206 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: Don't bring him out here. I hate kids. I was 207 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: trying to sell, trying to sell this old uterus on 208 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:44,440 Speaker 1: the way to the baby, Bruce. Can we start giving 209 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,680 Speaker 1: abortions in Walmart? He don't give a ship a group 210 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 1: on for abortions. That's how I know you guys are there. 211 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,079 Speaker 1: What do you guys think? I want to know three 212 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: males listen. 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Don't shouldn't they sleep outside? 253 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: I didn't let in the house until I was like 254 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: eight years old. I slept outside with my German shepherd 255 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 1: in a tent. Me and my friends were cool with that. 256 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: That's why we don't believe the Jewish because he had 257 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 1: a German shepherd. I told you. My mother's from the 258 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 1: Lost Tribe. She was a fucking Jewish mother on welfare. 259 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 1: And you'll love this part. We always had a fucking 260 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 1: upright piano in the place with some old black boyfriend 261 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 1: of hers playing that particular the ivories, okay, and I'm 262 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,320 Speaker 1: eating government cheese and I was pissed at this. He's 263 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: tickling the ivory. Your mom's tickling the ebonies she was. 264 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something about my mother. Was she 265 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 1: put these Kardashian bitches too shame? I mean, we always 266 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: had some old motherfucker name Bill Cunham or some ship 267 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:10,240 Speaker 1: coming on Bill cunning ship. Really, yes, some of them 268 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: had big huge I was just amazed. I was like, 269 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:18,240 Speaker 1: this bitch is blind and fucking government and we have 270 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 1: entertainment in this fucking house. Was unbelievable. Can I tell 271 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,680 Speaker 1: you a true story about me and o J? Yeah? 272 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: Is it it's true? Absolutely no, it's no bullshit. So 273 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 1: I was doing a black club, I prov but black 274 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: Knight in uh Miami. No, And I don't know who 275 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: it was maybe I don't know who's. It was a 276 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: long time ago, but O J had been out and 277 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: he had been living in Florida and doing his golfriend 278 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,400 Speaker 1: and all that bullshit. So the taxi driver said, I said, 279 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,400 Speaker 1: I'm starving. I need a place to eat. What he said, 280 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: you know here, I'm gonna tell you about this little 281 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: French bistro. It's a locals place. Yeah, just a little 282 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,160 Speaker 1: fin So the Miami one of the little neighborhoods. What's 283 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:10,159 Speaker 1: the little popular neighborhood. Oh no, it's a popular she 284 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,479 Speaker 1: she she little fucking anyway. I go, yeah, thank you, 285 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 1: coconut girl. So I'm sitting in there and it's all 286 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,560 Speaker 1: open to the front, and you know me, I don't 287 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: pay attention to ship when I drink. So I'm drinking 288 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,640 Speaker 1: champagne and just enjoying my fucking life. In walks this blonde. 289 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,399 Speaker 1: First in walks this blonde and she sits and the 290 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 1: tables are it's small, it's intimate. It's like this. So 291 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,239 Speaker 1: the tables are together, and she walks and she has 292 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: a little doll like that little fucking public running around 293 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: and then she's holding it. It's got ribbons and all 294 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,280 Speaker 1: kinds of weird ship and she's like a blank. And 295 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: then I noticed the man who sits right next to me. 296 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: These tables are only this far apart, has a very 297 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 1: large fucking head and is black. But I have no 298 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,720 Speaker 1: idea because I'm not going to turn right to acknowledge 299 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,880 Speaker 1: who the funk is sitting there. That's kind of rude. Okay, yeah, 300 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,080 Speaker 1: so she's they start talking, a hummer goes by, everybody's waving. 301 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, then I start listening in because I'm a Karen, 302 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,919 Speaker 1: I freaking start snooping and I'm not caring that I 303 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 1: will listen to something. So they were talking about golf 304 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 1: and this and that. I kid you not. He dropped 305 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 1: his fucking knife, I kid you not. And it's a 306 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,639 Speaker 1: little bistro and you know, when you're sitting next to 307 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 1: somebody but you haven't looked at them. So he drops 308 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: it and I go like, I don't should I pick 309 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 1: it up? You know, I'm from the fucking gutter. I 310 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 1: don't know what the fucking manners is or whatever, so 311 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: I just go oh and and he rises up and 312 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 1: that bitch wasn't the goal lookalike. That was his little 313 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: girlfriend with the dog sitting across for me, and he 314 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,119 Speaker 1: looked me dead in the eye, and you know what 315 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 1: I saw. You know what I saw? I saw two 316 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: people behind the mother, but he dropped his knife in 317 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: his hands where he he had that fucking shaky and 318 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: coconut grow. He was after. This was after when he 319 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 1: went and he lived there and he had a little 320 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: white girlfriend just like Nicole. And then I was just 321 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: basically making the same mistake and then taking another stab 322 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 1: at it. Bring me the bottle. But that's what I'm 323 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,680 Speaker 1: talking about. Bitches. Wait a minute, because see, okay, Grady, 324 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,560 Speaker 1: you with that deep voice, she could probably kill a 325 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: bit and somebody will be waiting for you. They don't care. 326 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 1: Women don't care. In young women don't care. And it's celebrity. 327 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,680 Speaker 1: Don't tell me you don't get fund you kicked people's ass. 328 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,600 Speaker 1: Tell me you don't get all three of us. No, no, 329 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: no comedians like this is how it all all works. 330 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 1: Women love men love women love men love me. True 331 00:19:54,080 --> 00:20:01,440 Speaker 1: men love you. We'll stop holding I won't gonna bother him. 332 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 1: I want to say that, but I know exactly the 333 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: fucking him that's right now. But wait, are you talking 334 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 1: about men really like I'm not talking about You're just 335 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 1: talking about Hey, hey, we could woman because they right right, 336 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,880 Speaker 1: I get it. You're gonna feel me if I put 337 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 1: your asses that too much? Right, get in there? You 338 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 1: really really go in, don't you know? Don't just a tipper. 339 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: So so you you think that, oh J did it. Actually, 340 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 1: I'm asking you a woman judging by his knife control 341 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: because I'm a white woman, because I'm black, I'm with him. 342 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 1: Think it was you say it again? I kind of 343 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,680 Speaker 1: think it was his son. That's a very common theory. Yeah, 344 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,600 Speaker 1: I thought it was Mark Thurman, the cop. Then come on, 345 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: pigs behind. He's a dirty so I don't. We don't 346 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,360 Speaker 1: trust pigs where we from. We don't funk with no police. 347 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: Unless there are families other than that, we don't funk 348 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: with them. He's from Chicago. Yeah, we don't funk with pigs. 349 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: We'd be like you look at the glove. Look at this, 350 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:18,560 Speaker 1: look at that. This is my glove. Yeah it didn't fit. Man. 351 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: Come on, he's he had four back running back hands 352 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:26,160 Speaker 1: and nobody listening to Nick. Right. I think the sun 353 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 1: because I will tell you something being no from being 354 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,879 Speaker 1: married and having kids who had to deal with the 355 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,919 Speaker 1: step mom because I never rema. I was in the 356 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: comedy when I marry me, Not that I wanted, but 357 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: stepmother's and that ship. I think he had something, the 358 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,719 Speaker 1: older son had something with, you know, and then the 359 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:52,000 Speaker 1: white wife comes in and she's treated different and it's 360 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:57,399 Speaker 1: fucking not Beverly Hills. What's up Brentwood? Listen? I knew 361 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,000 Speaker 1: O J was different when he was talking about he 362 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 1: lived in Brentwood. But wasn't the sound really good at 363 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: cutting up met? Didn't they working as a chef? Okay? 364 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,199 Speaker 1: Did O J ever cut a steak? Probably not, some 365 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: white ditch did it, chewed it from him and then 366 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,879 Speaker 1: fed him like a bird, fed him like a bird. 367 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,359 Speaker 1: M would't you like if I fed you a steak 368 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 1: right now, greedy? He'd be like, I'll kill well. We 369 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 1: always think we already know you thicking ship all the computs. 370 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 1: We'd be like, yo, Paula Bell thick. She thinks like 371 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: a black girl. You know what I'm saying? What is this? 372 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,119 Speaker 1: What we do? If you assist in this? And they 373 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: would be like that naked ninety We listen to him, 374 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 1: But what you saying? He played with Johnny United? But 375 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 1: isn't that a crazy story? And that motherfucker dropped his 376 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,880 Speaker 1: fucking you think it was a knife? I knew it wasn't, 377 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,719 Speaker 1: so dropped between our feet and I went down like 378 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 1: in front of you guys, he was eating dropped it. 379 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 1: It felt that was actually the murder weapon and it 380 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: was probably a fucking I never forget that ship. And 381 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,400 Speaker 1: you know what else, I don't forget that that whole 382 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: black audience had all those grills. It was golden. Remember 383 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 1: all those grills. And I said, some Jewish dentist is laughing, 384 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:19,359 Speaker 1: is fucking as bread? What year was this? Probably past life? 385 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,399 Speaker 1: I don't know, but we never believed you were married. 386 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:32,280 Speaker 1: What was your husband? White? Black? Nobody knows? What's a parentormal? 387 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,159 Speaker 1: He's a big fucking six foot tall, fucking surfer white. 388 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,440 Speaker 1: There you go? Was him without the beer gut? Why 389 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: you don't ask woyd do you have? You don't drink? No, No, 390 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,879 Speaker 1: he doesn't drink. You can tell you he doesn't know 391 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: he drinks. That wasn't about wasn't sponsoring. There's a lot 392 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,359 Speaker 1: of there's a lot of facts. Who I'm hanging out with. 393 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: I mean, but I don't drink just to drink. Why 394 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,719 Speaker 1: do you drinks? Like when I train, dreaming with the purpose? 395 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: So what is the purpose when you do drink? Because 396 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,520 Speaker 1: you drank some snapple or mountain? This is called water. No, no, 397 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:17,399 Speaker 1: before I saw some red shp motherfucker, he thinks I 398 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,480 Speaker 1: miss a beat? Right? No mean, let's just say this. 399 00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,760 Speaker 1: Did you think he done it? I don't know. He 400 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 1: acted guilty? He did you guilty? Like with the chase 401 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: and all that. Like it was in my twenties when 402 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,720 Speaker 1: they's a little boy got in trouble and I said 403 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,400 Speaker 1: to any black dude, I said, any black dude, if 404 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 1: you deal with a white woman, she has to understand 405 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,040 Speaker 1: black culture. That means she has to live in the hood. 406 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,680 Speaker 1: She doesn't know what the Rito's is with the cheese 407 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: and the meat. If she don't funk with that, you 408 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: can't fuck her because she's gonna you know, he gonna turn. 409 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,360 Speaker 1: Doesn't matter anymore nobody could white girl. At least white 410 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,359 Speaker 1: women are like pigs feet. She down for the call. 411 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: She's down for the call. But you don't think maybe 412 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,679 Speaker 1: he Why was he scared? I mean, anybody knows if 413 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,400 Speaker 1: you get on the four or five at a certain hour, 414 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:17,920 Speaker 1: you can't get lost. And that was ninety four. We 415 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:25,920 Speaker 1: graduate graduate four, I'll graduate O. J looked guilty, So 416 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 1: I said, he acted guilty. Well, you said acting, I said, 417 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 1: look it's the same thing that you said acting always 418 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 1: running through luggage commercials and hurts. Yeah, remember that, but 419 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,639 Speaker 1: that was through Leslie Nielsen. That wasn't through him. You 420 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 1: know that he had hurts commercial in the seventies. Yeah. No, 421 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 1: I think the sun, I really do. I think that. 422 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 1: I've heard that theory a lot. Yeah, I think the 423 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,000 Speaker 1: sun did it and he covered. So you think the 424 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,360 Speaker 1: sun killed for the daddy. I think kind of family 425 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 1: melee and the sun came up and yeah, so you 426 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,159 Speaker 1: don't think he killed for the daddy. So you got 427 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:08,200 Speaker 1: two daughters, I got three sons, girl, a girl one. 428 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,160 Speaker 1: I've seen the baby right there. He has a baby. 429 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,240 Speaker 1: This is what I say this, Black folks. He's eight. 430 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,560 Speaker 1: That's that's that's Roy's baby. We're not gonna do that. 431 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 1: But put him outside. If Roy's get him a German shepherd. 432 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:32,960 Speaker 1: You lottle little Roy gonna be like, that's Danny. We're 433 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 1: gonna do whatever for daddy. You got too, And I 434 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 1: have three boys and you have two daughters. All of 435 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,719 Speaker 1: us sitting here on the panel, all our cheers are 436 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 1: gonna be like, we're gonna protect daddy, Daddy, Daddy, daddy, Mommy, No, 437 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: my daughters were on their own. My six ft tall daughter, 438 00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,680 Speaker 1: she's white, moved straight to Compton when she moved down 439 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,320 Speaker 1: here like you, and you know it's not the same 440 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: Compton as when you were up. Really is true. Here's 441 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: the red sweatch. Let me know how that ship turns out. 442 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,840 Speaker 1: Pop pop pop, go ahead. She lived there for seven years. 443 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 1: She loved Compton and guess what she even moved towards. 444 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,919 Speaker 1: She's not gonna save you off the laundry, little Roy. 445 00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:21,840 Speaker 1: He'd be like, that's that's Danny one. But some men 446 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,639 Speaker 1: when they get remarried, are not cool to their kids 447 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 1: that they had with the first wife. Some men are 448 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,440 Speaker 1: not all inclusive going to raise them and do this ship. 449 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,960 Speaker 1: Some men are not like that. And that's what wicked 450 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 1: step moms. Yetally, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. 451 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,280 Speaker 1: You got to have one or you can't. I gotta 452 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 1: have a story. You got you gotta have a story. 453 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: Russ O. G you got too. Two and two baby mamas, 454 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: two baby mamas so and in two baby mama. You've 455 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,880 Speaker 1: got three people that want your bread. One mothercker get 456 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,960 Speaker 1: your bread, another suple your bread. Yeah right, that's a song, 457 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like, you know what, I'm going 458 00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: to chill because I might murder one of these three. 459 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 1: Well I'm gonna talk on that, but well, don't got 460 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,679 Speaker 1: to talk about it. But you feel it though, right, 461 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 1: this has been recorded, this song. I was listening to 462 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,040 Speaker 1: one the way up here Beat my pussy up. I 463 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,720 Speaker 1: was like, that's a song. It's a slow song. That's 464 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 1: a song, right, who save it? It was? Actually it 465 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 1: was actually wedding. That's my anniversary song, Ladies and gentlemen, 466 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:49,959 Speaker 1: Mr and Mrs Freda Dyckman. No, seriously, that's what I heard. 467 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: Do you think he really did? Oh no, no, just 468 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,200 Speaker 1: at that time mentally, at the time I thought he 469 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 1: did it. You thought he did it. I thought he 470 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 1: did it. So Mark Thurman never came in your hand Furman, 471 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 1: whoever he is. You're thinking Keith Thurman. No, no, no, 472 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,479 Speaker 1: that motherfucker. Come on tell truth. No, I didn't even 473 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,760 Speaker 1: think about Mark Freman. He did it. You think he did? 474 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 1: O O g ain't satting on the whole podcast. You 475 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 1: think he did O G I think you can stop 476 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: someone with gloves fitting like that Eddy. How many people 477 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 1: have he tried to stay? But type gloves. Yeah, and 478 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: it's not gardening, it's murdered. That's theatrics. That's how did 479 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 1: you think he? I thought the sun did it, especially 480 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,040 Speaker 1: when they said the Sun knew how to cut up meat. 481 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I know what you're about to say, 482 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: Roy about to say you like on the fence, But 483 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 1: you don't really think, oh j did it. More of 484 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,760 Speaker 1: the like I wouldn't run. I wouldn't do all that 485 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: ship if you did all that other crap that because 486 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 1: you a fighter. A fight makes you look at that celebrity. 487 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: Because he was now that look at the sun and no, 488 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,760 Speaker 1: he looks like he's over it. To me as a mother, 489 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: he looks like I'm over this ship. The baby. He 490 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 1: looks like, I'm over this ship and it's not in trouble. 491 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 1: But let me. But celebrity does come with I mean, 492 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 1: you might be like scrambling in your head. Look I'm 493 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: not sitting here. I don't know what the funk happened. 494 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,480 Speaker 1: But if he's that much of a celebrity, not only 495 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: two black culture white people love that motherfucker he hurts, 496 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,560 Speaker 1: So maybe he was like just in his celebrity. I 497 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:52,480 Speaker 1: gotta keep this the image up. Am I wrong about that? No? No, no, no, 498 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 1: no one thing about me about Grady. If you agree 499 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: or disagree, it ain't personal. All I said was this 500 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,000 Speaker 1: is what I said. The white boy with the mullet, 501 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 1: he looked Mark you're talking about. He looked guilt. That's all. 502 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,920 Speaker 1: That's what I said. I didn't think Ferman was more 503 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,959 Speaker 1: getting going down the road and going. Man, they might 504 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,480 Speaker 1: find some other ship on like you know what. I'm like, 505 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: like like, oh, he's different, thank you. I'm not not 506 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: involving him from ship. But he didn't kill Jill. You 507 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 1: think he killed? Do you think he killed? I mean 508 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,000 Speaker 1: also o j since she's been dead. I mean, just 509 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 1: the way he's active. If people care, he would active. 510 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this, Do you think you 511 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,080 Speaker 1: would feel that way if he didn't do the sect 512 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,480 Speaker 1: the book? Oh I did? When it happened, I thought 513 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 1: I did. I mean just as the Book of If 514 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: if I if I did? Wow, okay, okay, appreciate he 515 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: does always say goofy ship. Though I'm not coming back 516 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,120 Speaker 1: to l A. There's a killer on the look so 517 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: out there. I'm like, wow, let me just said that, 518 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: like a month ago, he did listen I mean, I 519 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: think I'm on. I'm lean more towards what Paula says 520 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,320 Speaker 1: because you know his son did it. Yeah, he's never 521 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,960 Speaker 1: gonna snitch on his son. Never, So everybody has a flank. Guy, 522 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,080 Speaker 1: would you snitch on your son? Never? My kids and 523 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 1: they talked just like me, right, and you cut up 524 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:29,400 Speaker 1: a bit. They're different. You care about your kids. I 525 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,440 Speaker 1: don't believe that, but I think he does care about 526 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 1: o J and his celebrity. The celebrity point is all 527 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,560 Speaker 1: I'm talking about here. But the thing is that he 528 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: was found. Let it go God, And I thought we 529 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: came here to talk about abortions. That so the same thing. 530 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,960 Speaker 1: Let's play it like that. You go on a vacuum. 531 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: You got two daughters, He has a son. I got 532 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,560 Speaker 1: a son and a daughter. Little Roy gonna do whatever 533 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 1: to protect daddy for you, superman, I'm superman. Well you superman, 534 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:10,080 Speaker 1: Well you wonder woman to your daughters, to their boyfriend. 535 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,760 Speaker 1: Can I tell you something about my two white daughters. 536 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: They saw precious and was like okay, like that. You 537 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,560 Speaker 1: are so fucking worse than that. I can't tell you 538 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: how many knockdown drug out fights. That's because you honestly, 539 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,000 Speaker 1: you don't give a right. But also kids should be 540 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: outside and then the minute they turn of age where 541 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 1: they can use their hands, put them in a factory 542 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,719 Speaker 1: and make them work. You don't, but you don't. I'm sorry. 543 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,160 Speaker 1: Your kid is jumping around like he's having the top. 544 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 1: He's not probably a TikTok star. Right. If we were 545 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 1: bringing nephew in here, and I'd be like, who do 546 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,479 Speaker 1: you like Superman or daddy? Little Roy gonna say daddy 547 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: is Superman. I guarantee you I could tell the way 548 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,560 Speaker 1: he was he was. He was monitoring the sun when 549 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,760 Speaker 1: the sun was caught, you know, doing card wheels right 550 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,719 Speaker 1: here right it like this Roy like this chill without 551 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: saying chick. He said, and the baby stuff. But I 552 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: didn't even see that. I thought that was right there, 553 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:11,880 Speaker 1: said grandkid. How did he get this? Little kids? A 554 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 1: blonde grandkid? So the baby is going cart was all 555 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,520 Speaker 1: the way from the kitchen to the foy fo you 556 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,680 Speaker 1: to the den. He did like this chill. The baby said, 557 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm a chill. That's a daddy. No Roy, 558 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,040 Speaker 1: here here's what here's kind of father, Roy, it's an 559 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:32,560 Speaker 1: absentee father. He didn't see ship right down, see ship. 560 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 1: Roy took his son to jiu jitsu too, just and 561 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,920 Speaker 1: his son was in the class was only maybe about 562 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 1: seven kids. Now Roy's son, being from this genetic pool, 563 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,759 Speaker 1: was being the ship out of those seven kids. So 564 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,600 Speaker 1: Roy was like, well, this ain't gonna help him. So 565 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,439 Speaker 1: he took him to a different school that had about 566 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: thirty kids, older kids, bigger kids, and he said, no, 567 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,839 Speaker 1: get no, kick his ass, let me go kick his ass. 568 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 1: But he was kicking his son's ask, and it was like, 569 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,120 Speaker 1: now you're gonna learn, Okay, I'll get it. Yeah, he's 570 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,200 Speaker 1: like he's like a throwback to a real dad. When 571 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:13,160 Speaker 1: he did like this, you did like this? Did like that? 572 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,800 Speaker 1: I see you do like this, would like chill stop 573 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,279 Speaker 1: stop flipping in the house. He did like this. He 574 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,600 Speaker 1: just the boy just stopped. Hein't flipped them and might 575 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,440 Speaker 1: not even be his son. He might even pick that 576 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,120 Speaker 1: motherfucker up on the corner somewhere. You don't know what 577 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,120 Speaker 1: these Mexicans are selling lately. They sell all kinds of ship. 578 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,160 Speaker 1: Can we get a job? No? Here, have a white kid? 579 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,799 Speaker 1: They don't you have a white kid? See, how do 580 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,080 Speaker 1: you want a kid? Paula's got the hook up, got 581 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,880 Speaker 1: the hook up, Jalisco with the drones. Y'all got a beer. 582 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: When you say, at least gonna be like, yo, they 583 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:52,960 Speaker 1: got a beer, right there you go, they got they 584 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 1: got a beer star. It's like water beer, but it's 585 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,360 Speaker 1: it'll catch up on you right there, you go it. 586 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 1: He's like it's soft. I took Edie into the woods. 587 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: He sucked back so many loggers in the woods. You 588 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: took him and he didn't chop anything down or move 589 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:14,799 Speaker 1: or trim ship. That's amazing. I just wanted to get 590 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: an Eddie sucking a logger joke. Oh my god, that's 591 00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,120 Speaker 1: why we should save the forest. By the way, okay, 592 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:31,960 Speaker 1: save the trees. Fuck that. All those backwoods motherfucker came 593 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,439 Speaker 1: out and stormed the capital. That's because you chopped down 594 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 1: those trees. Those motherfuckers were in there happy fucking shooting 595 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,200 Speaker 1: deer and ship, and you guys took all that ship 596 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,319 Speaker 1: away and cut down the trees, and they're like where 597 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:49,000 Speaker 1: are you? Like, fuck that, save the trees. Who's dude 598 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,920 Speaker 1: on the thing? That's Mark Firms, That's the one you 599 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,040 Speaker 1: were talking about. Look at he had bags on like 600 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,680 Speaker 1: he lied all day like he's a liar. Russ, would 601 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:06,560 Speaker 1: you want No, don't trust that motherfucker either looks he 602 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:14,360 Speaker 1: looks looks like Starbucks. No, that motherfucker like my blood, 603 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 1: my blood, guys here, I just opened the gate for him. 604 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,520 Speaker 1: What's the blood guy? I have to get blood for 605 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,160 Speaker 1: this interview. Well, there's something nervous. I'm getting nervous. You 606 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,520 Speaker 1: weren't testing for COVID. I said, I'm fine, I got 607 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,919 Speaker 1: shot for raip It's HIV that we're testing for now 608 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: after you've done these mic one bag under the ad 609 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:44,239 Speaker 1: is huge and he got another bag. Right. He's a charlatan, 610 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,560 Speaker 1: that's what he is. God, you guys, this is like 611 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,160 Speaker 1: some kind of old school show. I mean, we're back 612 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:56,120 Speaker 1: in what is this series? You know? I like school. 613 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 1: I mean, then all fairness, this podcast is very non directional. 614 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,440 Speaker 1: It's okay. I thought we were supposed to top on 615 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,680 Speaker 1: everything that wasn't allowed. Oh no, you can definitely do that. 616 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:16,080 Speaker 1: God what Roy was a really great guest today? He uh, 617 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:22,400 Speaker 1: just as off. She's tired today. You know. Oh that 618 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 1: ain't the blood guy, that's the crip guy. Anyway, I 619 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:35,560 Speaker 1: was like, I'm looking at God Russell. I have to 620 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,080 Speaker 1: tell you I love you. I mean, I have never 621 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,120 Speaker 1: been one to talk to the audience. I don't give 622 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,560 Speaker 1: a funk. It's a room full of heads. But you 623 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,279 Speaker 1: make a point. And I watch every fucking show when 624 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,640 Speaker 1: you talk to people, ask them their name is you're 625 00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 1: the fucking genius at that ship. Well thanks, lady, Yeah 626 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,480 Speaker 1: that's about as nice again. Well I listen, I'll take it. 627 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,080 Speaker 1: But I did see you and Sebastian with sushi. Yes, 628 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,239 Speaker 1: we did that sushi. I love sushi and this is 629 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,560 Speaker 1: a show gratty, I'm telling you, Okay, why don't you 630 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,719 Speaker 1: like sushi because it's raw fish? Right? Yeah? If I 631 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,879 Speaker 1: took you for sushi, I bet you i'd changed you quick. 632 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 1: You know, I grew up around black people and every 633 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 1: motherfucker I grew around like I ain't no damn sushi. 634 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,279 Speaker 1: We're taking up my spot there, Like Yo, we're gonna 635 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,440 Speaker 1: buck that sushi spot. Three mother is in Toronto? Is 636 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,960 Speaker 1: it's out here in in on last Sianaga? Really Cooi? 637 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,560 Speaker 1: I go to kit it's my friend. Yeah, let me know. 638 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 1: You want to go to Coal, I meet you there 639 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,439 Speaker 1: because I'll take you. I don't funk with sushi because 640 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:42,680 Speaker 1: you got deep deep friend, I'm telling your son, if 641 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,640 Speaker 1: I took you there, you would be like yo, I 642 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,400 Speaker 1: didn't know it could taste this fucking good. I just 643 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,799 Speaker 1: don't funk with the sap. I don't there's good chicken 644 00:39:51,840 --> 00:40:00,239 Speaker 1: in there's bed chicken. Buy you made it? You ever 645 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,879 Speaker 1: heard of a bad chicken? Little rock? There was bad 646 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 1: chicken and there's still black people there, but it's a 647 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,360 Speaker 1: little rock. How they getting out? Because Elvis was in 648 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:19,680 Speaker 1: the person? Wait where was hers thing? Do you know that? 649 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:23,480 Speaker 1: Elvis never fucking went on any euro tours because of 650 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 1: his manager. His manager, somebody joked with him. I don't 651 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,480 Speaker 1: know if it was one of the Beatles or somebody 652 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,840 Speaker 1: fucking said, hey, so your managers getting thirty three percent 653 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,000 Speaker 1: or there we go, thirte percent, he's getting sixty. That 654 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,239 Speaker 1: little fucking manager of his had some Yes, he had 655 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,840 Speaker 1: someone I read a lot. He had some kind of 656 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,080 Speaker 1: fucking passed right, and he never got a passport. And 657 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,240 Speaker 1: that's why Elvis was like that Elvid in that Elvis 658 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,880 Speaker 1: show and fucking Hawaii. Remember that was the furthest that 659 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,160 Speaker 1: motherfucker had ever been. Wow, he went to Toronto. He 660 00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,160 Speaker 1: did have you given the current try he went, did 661 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,760 Speaker 1: uh at type Elvis in Canada? And he did? He really? 662 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,520 Speaker 1: I didn't think. I never heard of him in Canada. 663 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: I believe he did make believe Gardens or something back 664 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:17,680 Speaker 1: in the day, but he never did Europe. At Bull 665 00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:24,120 Speaker 1: thirty years after his death, he went, Yeah, probably snuck 666 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 1: him in over. They probably drove that motherfucker. Then, motherfucker. 667 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,160 Speaker 1: He couldn't fly anywhere. We don't funk what hell? Yeah, 668 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,840 Speaker 1: but it was the fifties, you know, easy just across 669 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,840 Speaker 1: the border back then. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He 670 00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,920 Speaker 1: probably drove up because it looks like me. Look ye 671 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,239 Speaker 1: do like you not not the fact guy on the left. 672 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:45,680 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care about borders back then, right right, 673 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,920 Speaker 1: Look at that suit. I want to I want to go, 674 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:56,000 Speaker 1: and the shoes trash rolled, the bone or gold the 675 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,200 Speaker 1: ball in my neck right gold, the ball of Mama 676 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:04,320 Speaker 1: track a dude tray well. Fun well, And he was 677 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,839 Speaker 1: and then he did at the next day. Wow, he 678 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,239 Speaker 1: wasn't impostor this married Michael Jackson. This is this is 679 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,400 Speaker 1: a fun episode, wasn't it, Guys? I thought it was. 680 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,279 Speaker 1: But then again, you guys bore me to. This was 681 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,400 Speaker 1: the this episode to let you drink. This episode was 682 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,399 Speaker 1: brought to you by Paula bell Ak. Paula bell End, 683 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,160 Speaker 1: I only kiss the She's she's the funniest cock sucker. 684 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:41,080 Speaker 1: I hear the funniest cock kisser here. I want to 685 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,920 Speaker 1: thank Roy Big Country Nelson for not saying much today, 686 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,640 Speaker 1: but he talks. He does all the speaking with his hands. Um. 687 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,640 Speaker 1: I want to thank Ray Grady for representing shy Town. 688 00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,160 Speaker 1: And I want to thank my baby mama, Paula bell 689 00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:01,440 Speaker 1: for being here. Huh. I never had no Drew broad before. 690 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,160 Speaker 1: Will you come down to Columbia, fucker. I'll treat you 691 00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:16,120 Speaker 1: for your mess. Thank you for so yeah, she's not 692 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,600 Speaker 1: from the South of America. She's from South America. You 693 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:25,839 Speaker 1: don't not say nada. Thank you for checking out this 694 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,240 Speaker 1: episode of Culturally Canceled with me and my friends. Thanks 695 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,800 Speaker 1: for watching TV with me and these fucking duface is 696 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:39,040 Speaker 1: Gray Hey, thanks for listening. 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