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Speaker 1: It's time for brooking Jeffries.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather it?

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Speaker 1: Why is this so creepy?

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Speaker 2: It's still as creepy every time. Our reputations aren't that

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Speaker 2: great to begin with. Now, if you don't believe me,

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Speaker 2: just search Brooke Fox sing as the national anthem on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Please don't wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen do you want to see four year olds?

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Speaker 1: Boom? I tried really hard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my gosh, I have to see that. This

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Speaker 2: game is probably not gonna help our reputations. It's would

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Speaker 2: you rather? Where we pass a hat around the room,

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Speaker 2: teach of my co hosts, including myself in the hats

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Speaker 2: field with bizarre, intriguing questions that ask would you rather?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather sing the national anthem again and get booed?

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Speaker 2: Or play this game?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: Game can go. The theme of this round, I guess

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Speaker 2: is embarrassing situations and alexis you're gonna go first? Go ahead,

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Speaker 2: draw a question out? All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have the general manager of our station

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Speaker 1: watch you take a really bad number two?

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Speaker 2: Watch you make love?

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Speaker 1: And he's not that much older than Definitely want you

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Speaker 1: make love?

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Speaker 2: You know I'm not bad at that? Fine, Maybe get

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Speaker 2: some payment out of that, or at least a recommendation.

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Speaker 1: Alexis got a rate broke you.

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Speaker 2: Next, go ahead, draw a question out.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather be turned into a meme for getting

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Speaker 1: drunk on a reality TV show or turned into a

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Speaker 1: meme for losing your pants on Wheel of Fortune?

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Speaker 2: The thing is this could easily happen to Brook in

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Speaker 2: both situations.

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Speaker 1: And the thing is is, sometimes this show feels like

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Speaker 1: a reality show like radio does, so that doesn't seem

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Speaker 1: too wild for me. I actually think it's pretty iconic.

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Speaker 1: If I lost my pants on will absolutely all day.

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Speaker 1: I really enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: Jose, you're time to drop.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Oh my god, I love this one.

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Speaker 2: In an interview for your dream job, would you rather

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Speaker 2: accidentally spit on the interviewer while talking or encourage them

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Speaker 2: to sing happy birthday to you?

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Speaker 1: Why did I say you're doing that?

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Speaker 2: I really could see myselfing like, by the way, it's

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Speaker 2: my birthday, go ahead and sing whatever.

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Speaker 1: And then they don't, and.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no, seriously, my feelings are going to be hurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but accidentally spinning on someone that's so much work,

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Speaker 1: But also that could hurt you getting a job.

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Speaker 2: Remember you, as a I think the birthday song will.

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Speaker 1: Be more of a this guy's fun funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'm going to go with the encourage them

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Speaker 2: to sing happy birthday to me. You're forever going to

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Speaker 2: be the birthday guy. I don't think you're gonna get highed.

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Speaker 2: I'm up. I'm drawing a question out I got Would

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Speaker 2: you rather never be able to bend your knees or

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Speaker 2: never be able to bend your elbows? Smmar like reaching

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Speaker 2: for stuff? Can I just end my own life? As

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Speaker 2: an option? I would rather never be able to bend

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Speaker 2: my elbows. I want to be able to bend my knees.

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Speaker 2: I want to be able to move around squat yeah,

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Speaker 2: and be able to and crawl into like you know,

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Speaker 2: McDonald's play places and things like that. You need to

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Speaker 2: be able to bend your knees. So I'm going with

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Speaker 2: that that that's very important to me to be able

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Speaker 2: to crawl around. If you're just joining us, we're playing

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Speaker 2: would you rather where we're drawing bizarre, intriguing questions out

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Speaker 2: of a hat and learning a lot about each other.

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Speaker 2: Alexis you're up again? Go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather your child grow up to be a

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Speaker 1: prostitute or a congressman. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: How.

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Speaker 1: I feel like congressman is sketchy.

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Speaker 2: I know you're already sleeping with your boss in front

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Speaker 2: of him, so might as well go.

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Speaker 1: I'm leaning towards the prostitute, I'll say, but maybe you

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Speaker 1: could have a congressman that actually have a good change

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Speaker 1: in the world.

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Speaker 2: No, son happen, it could, that's what they all think.

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Speaker 2: I'll say, prostitute. She'll get some good stories from me.

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Speaker 2: I'll see you're out there, all right, Brooke, you're back up.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, would you rather have would you rather have to

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Speaker 1: announce to everyone around you when you have to fart

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Speaker 1: or pee your pants daily? I hate you, guys, I

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Speaker 1: hate parties. I yeah, it's so amartering. I still don't

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Speaker 1: like doing it in front of my husband. So you

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Speaker 1: rather your pants would be such a pain in the butt,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I'd rather announce. Please do this doing

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Speaker 1: your pants every day? You can't control?

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Speaker 2: You wear a diaper for that.

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I'm gonna let you guys

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Speaker 1: know if I got one coming off.

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Speaker 2: All right, Jose, you're up again, Go ahead. I feel

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Speaker 2: like if I announce my part, you guys just told

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Speaker 2: me to stop.

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Speaker 1: Like, we get it.

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Speaker 2: It's been ten seconds. Would you rather hear your mom

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Speaker 2: talk dirty to you over the phone or your grandma?

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Speaker 1: My gosh, you have to pick one.

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Speaker 2: Grand my mom dirty talking about my dad or my grandma? No,

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Speaker 2: it's to you, oh, to me. Would you rather hear

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Speaker 2: dirty talk from your mom or from your granny?

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Speaker 1: Who? Do you think it would be better? Do you

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Speaker 1: want more coffee?

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Speaker 2: I think because she would forget half the sentences.

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Speaker 1: My grandma grandpa? Well, and you will have to look

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Speaker 1: her into the eye as Yeah, she's had more experienced,

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Speaker 1: a better at it.

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Speaker 2: Now. You can just blame it on dementia if it

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Speaker 2: gets too yeah, exactly, all right, Oh my god, one

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Speaker 2: more left, it's for me. Let's see what it is.

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Speaker 2: In an alien attack on Earth, would you rather be

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Speaker 2: probed on their spaceship or they make you probe them? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, I feel like that's easy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love to do say I thought you

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Speaker 2: more than anyone would want to get probe. Been there,

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Speaker 2: done that? Sorry, let's try something different to that. All right,

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Speaker 2: we're out of time.

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Speaker 1: That was such a gentle time that would.

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Speaker 2: You rather text into seven? Eight, five nine, to tell

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Speaker 2: us if you liked it. Yes, I don't know if

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Speaker 2: we can handle the embarrassment your phone tabs coming up.

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Speaker 2: Right after this, I got a fart. No, I had

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Speaker 2: to stop it, run