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Speaker 1: book Club, your only book club that's about Dinosaur Wars

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Speaker 1: in twenty fifty five. I'm your host, Margaret Kiljoy, And

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Speaker 1: for the last little bit we've been running episodes from

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Speaker 1: cool Zone Media's future. In December, we called it cool

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Speaker 1: Zone Media twenty fifty four Reports from the Dino War.

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Speaker 1: But since it's thirty years in the future, it's now

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Speaker 1: twenty fifty five. War doesn't rhyme with five. That's why

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Speaker 1: we're bringing you Cool Zone twenty fifty five How to

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Speaker 1: Survive the Dinoh Wars. Anyway, here's a missive from the future. Hello,

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Speaker 1: and welcome to Cool Zone twenty fifty five. How to

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Speaker 1: Survive the Dinoh Wars. It's another beautiful year in the

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Speaker 1: climate apocalypse civil War. I figure for a while at least,

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Speaker 1: we'll focus on tips and tricks for how to get

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Speaker 1: Talk to frontline fighters and backline fighters and people just

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Speaker 1: trying to get through all of this. Today, though, we're

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Speaker 1: just gonna run through some headline news to give us

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Speaker 1: a sense of where we're at here. At the start

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Speaker 1: of twenty fifty five, it has been a busy couple

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Speaker 1: of weeks, and then we've got a special report on

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Speaker 1: So if you're sick of here and me, you should

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Speaker 1: but you should stick around because I'm going to read

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Speaker 1: The Sierra Nevada's got their first snow of the twenty

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Speaker 1: fifties over the weekend, which gave the soldiers stationed at

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Speaker 1: of baby dinosaurs sledding, you're missing out. The center left,

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Speaker 1: revolutionarily aligned New People's Liberation Force of Louisiana announced today

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Speaker 1: that they've taken control of Baton Rouge, driving out the

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Speaker 1: independent warlord Don Raptor, who had gone from the showy

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Speaker 1: Don's fate is unknown at this time. This new expansion

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Speaker 1: of course is likely to cause backlash from the Christian

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Speaker 1: But it's still a cause for celebration. It's always a

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Speaker 1: even if there's always an inevitable backlash. The Deputy Prime

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Speaker 1: Minister of Canada, John Harold Chris James, announced today at

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Speaker 1: a press conference that Canada is now revoking the residency

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Speaker 1: basically they're done with us. Chris James said that the

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Speaker 1: residency program, officially called the turn your backs on your

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Speaker 1: shitty country to join our Grade one program, was a

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Speaker 1: remnant of quote World War III and a moment of

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Speaker 1: It was, of course a statement from the deputing Prime

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Speaker 1: right wing former twitch streaming star Maximus Rome Smith, has

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Speaker 1: to be deep fakes scripted by Chris James working with

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Speaker 1: where Maximus is. Normally I'd say good riddance, but Chris

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Speaker 1: Africa celebrated their fifteenth anniversary today across the large chunks

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Speaker 1: Now they control about eighty percent of the continent in

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Speaker 1: to Army for National Liberation celebrated sixty one years since

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Speaker 1: They did this celebration by holding it in Quantro, a

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Speaker 1: revolutionary projects attended. This year's in Quantro celebrations were marred

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Speaker 1: with death tolls, last week there were an estimated twenty

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Speaker 1: celebrate the lives of everyone who has died in this struggle.

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Speaker 1: We will fight until no one starves to death, until

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Speaker 1: and then reanimated as zombies by the Nazis who seek

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Speaker 1: Girls announced they're going on tour with their hit second album,

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Speaker 1: Drown in Your Own Blood Nazi Scum. They promise they'll

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Speaker 1: Okay, more headlines for you. The Gray Wolves, the nationalist

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Speaker 1: the failed Nationalist Unity Conference of twenty fifty. Garon Robert

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