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Speaker 1: the bench with Bonetta Podcasts. It has been weeks. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Justin's little knobs in there, they're dusty because he fled

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Speaker 1: sour skittles. Peanut Eminem's okay, it's a little bit of both. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: salty and sweet, well savory. Uh, cheese, It's I'm out

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Speaker 1: I'm sure as a see of toxic masculinity and bad

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Speaker 1: important to talk about mental health even if you don't

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Speaker 1: my heart. Okay, can we can we play what he

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Speaker 1: said earlier this week? Everyone else, Twitter Warriors, you know,

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Speaker 1: keyboard warriors, whatever you want to call them. You know

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Speaker 1: they're not out here practicing with us, working hard. So

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys recorded that last one

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Speaker 1: to Tyreek, but I don't know about you, but that

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Speaker 1: looked like money. I've talked about this before. These players

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Speaker 1: get really look upset. Whatever. Two is awesome, and it's

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Speaker 1: so ridiculous that, like the videos from practice are being

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Speaker 1: uploaded and people are like dissecting the hell out of them.

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Speaker 1: Him and Tyreek Kill are probably gonna be so much

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Speaker 1: fun to watch this year. I don't care what you say.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he is gonna be a top five quarterback. And

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Speaker 1: I was seeing in the future and that's why I

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Speaker 1: said probably. I just did you see that? Yes, that

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Speaker 1: was a bad one, yea, I take out my teeth. Well,

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Speaker 1: at this point, we're we're almost already. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: spat everywhere. Um, but to he's speaking out about people

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Speaker 1: just over exaggerating, And as much as I love him,

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Speaker 1: I think that two has got to realize that the

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Speaker 1: people that are talking about these things like these videos.

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Speaker 1: It is such a present for people on TV to

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Speaker 1: get a video like that because we have nothing else

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Speaker 1: to talk about. So as much as he's talking about

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Speaker 1: keyboard Warriors, and I'm sure he's getting it all over

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Speaker 1: social media. I think that he just needs to forgive

447
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: us and everyone, every athlete needs to forgive us for

448
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Speaker 1: our sins because there's literally nothing else to dissect except

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Speaker 1: for not showing up to Otash, which we can. We

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Speaker 1: just let this go. I mean we can let it go,

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Speaker 1: like not officially now. The bench with Banetta podcast is

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Speaker 1: leading this brigade. Who cares if people go to OTAs?

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Speaker 1: Maybe they've got summer plans, maybe Aaron Rodgers going back

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Speaker 1: to Hawaii. Wouldn't you rather go to Hawaii if you

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Speaker 1: were a two time MVP in a row, you don't

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Speaker 1: need to be going to OTA's the only reason I

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Speaker 1: think that the only person literally in the league that

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Speaker 1: I think that should be at OTAs that isn't right

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Speaker 1: now is Kyler Murray. He reported he showed up, he's

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Speaker 1: been there. Good for him. That would have been concerning

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Speaker 1: to me. What about Lamar Jackson. I think that that's

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Speaker 1: fine if he is not there, but I but I'm

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Speaker 1: actually surprised if he doesn't show up, Like I feel

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Speaker 1: like those guys have got chips on their shoulder. They

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Speaker 1: had so many injuries last year. Right, he's got a

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Speaker 1: weird contract situation up in the air. He's his own agent,

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Speaker 1: which I always find fascinating. Why would you not want

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Speaker 1: to prepare yourself for the best. You had the Bengals

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Speaker 1: in your division, go to the super Bowl last year

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Speaker 1: and almost win the Browns. You're a mask. The Steelers

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Speaker 1: probably aren't going to do much. This is your time.

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Speaker 1: You could totally win the Asty North. The Ravens are

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Speaker 1: actually the team that I'm most excited about in the

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Speaker 1: Asty North. Did you see lamar trademarks? You ate? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I hate it? Like the opening a restaurant? Didn't you

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Speaker 1: open a restaurant? Is that what that is? And it's

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Speaker 1: called you eight yet? It's great? Is it? I like it? Graver? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You eight yet? Yeah, you're trying to You're trying to

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Speaker 1: go to you eight yet, so you can't say it

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Speaker 1: like that. So I therefore thought you ate yet, and

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Speaker 1: then you would know that I'm talking about you eight yet.

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Speaker 1: But also we have to say it with like kind

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Speaker 1: of like that one, but also like you eat yet?

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Speaker 1: Is much more? Did you have you eaten yet? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But then when I go to you eight yet. That's

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Speaker 1: that's a classic you ask you. I kind of love

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Speaker 1: that I asked a nice girl to dinner and I

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Speaker 1: text you eight yet and then she just goes to

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Speaker 1: that restaurant and waits for me. A path if she

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Speaker 1: goes from point eight to point I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: could I see if there's a lot of a lot

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Speaker 1: of mix ups that could happen. I love that you're

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Speaker 1: talking to a girl. Who is she? No, I'm just hypothetically,

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Speaker 1: Oh god bummer anyways, And I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't say anything anyway. You wouldn't tell us not here? Really, No,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna know, who's gonna know? They're never gonna know anyway,

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Speaker 1: what's next? I would share juicy details. I've shared juicy

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Speaker 1: details about my life. Yeah, but you and Pete have

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Speaker 1: been together for so long, So I told you. Guys say,

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Speaker 1: he calls me alligator hands, and that's a really hurtful thing.

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Speaker 1: But I'm sharing that with you. Did you tell us that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I told social media, Oh he calls me alligator hands?

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Speaker 1: Do I have alliate? Feels like a trap? No show

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Speaker 1: about the rails. That's what happens when we take a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks off, guys. The bench Bachelorette update. We

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Speaker 1: got to kick a team off before we go. I

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Speaker 1: love that this sounds hopeful and not heartbreaking. Do you

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Speaker 1: want a heartbreaking one? Hopeful? It is hopeful for me.

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Speaker 1: And Graver came up with a great idea. We should

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Speaker 1: have Mark Sussler on the pod because he is going

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Speaker 1: through the same thing. He was a Browns fan. Brown's

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Speaker 1: going through a whole. It just doesn't stop. Don't stop,

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Speaker 1: no regrets. M moving on. Who do we have left? Graver?

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Speaker 1: What's a top what's a playoff team that we have left? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That is such a good question, and I am absolutely

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Speaker 1: prepared to answer it. I'm not stalling for time to look.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know who's available. In the meantime, Are

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Speaker 1: you dating something? No boring? So you think I would?

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Speaker 1: I would tell you before. I better get a text asap.

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Speaker 1: Here's some playoff teams that are still alive. The Arizona

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Speaker 1: Cardinals who got very beat very badly in the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: So do we even count them? You know what? Stop

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Speaker 1: right there? Play the music again. Let's play the breakup music.

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Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals, your time has come to an end with me.

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Speaker 1: I was there in the stadium at so Far and

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Speaker 1: I watched you not even show up. I guess it's

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Speaker 1: the rams. You basically you basically you know, pushed them

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Speaker 1: like a gentle push, like a like a mother sending

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Speaker 1: her child off to school. Goodbye, my love, have fun

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Speaker 1: at the super Bowl. That's how it felt. I brought

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Speaker 1: my brother to the game. That was his first NFL game. Underwhelming.

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Speaker 1: It was loud as hell. Your girl had a few

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Speaker 1: at All beverages the night before. She was on feeling

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Speaker 1: great that day. She didn't need that to be that loud.

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Speaker 1: The Cardinals showed up, would have been quieter, would have

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Speaker 1: been a more fun game. Cardinals ear out. I don't

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Speaker 1: like what's going on with your quarterback, don't I still

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Speaker 1: have PTSD from them. Sorry, I don't like what's going

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Speaker 1: on with your quarterback. And I don't like what's going

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Speaker 1: on Kyler Murray. You know, just the car Bills need

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Speaker 1: to do a thing where during the season they get

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Speaker 1: better instead of getting worse, and then people might jump

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Speaker 1: on the bandwagon. Right. I really hope for Kyler's sake

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Speaker 1: he has a baller season and they actually but the

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Speaker 1: first six games d hops out right. Six Yeah, suspended

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Speaker 1: for six games, suspended for six games. He's got a

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Speaker 1: weird situation going on, probably, And I can't imagine that

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Speaker 1: Kyler's walking into that locker room and everything's fine. They

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Speaker 1: did trade for Hollywood Brown, so he'll replaced. Hop. I

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Speaker 1: guess can I throw something at you? Yeah, since we

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Speaker 1: took two weeks off, would you be down to send

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Speaker 1: someone else home? Show me the list? The Niners, No,

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Speaker 1: I still like them. The that's a great call. It

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Speaker 1: is a good one. The Bengals, No, so like them.

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Speaker 1: Here's one that I know that you wanted to discuss

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Speaker 1: a few episodes ago. The Chiefs play the music. Kansas

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Speaker 1: City Chiefs, this love affair is no longer. I love

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Speaker 1: Andy Reid, I love Travis Keltzy. I feel like we

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Speaker 1: had a connection on the Red carpet. You've seen my videos.

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Speaker 1: You love TikTok. Don't put that on me. Oh are

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Speaker 1: you saying for Mahomes? No? And you know what, that's why,

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Speaker 1: Jackson Mahomes. I'm so sorry, Kansas City Chiefs. You have

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Speaker 1: Jackson Mahomes and that's a problem for me. I bid

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Speaker 1: you adoo And that's all she wrote. Folks. Nice guys.

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Speaker 1: I'm hitting the road literally and figuratively in a couple

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Speaker 1: of days. Wish me well. I will be maybe passing

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Speaker 1: through your town. Is that exciting. I'm gonna be going

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Speaker 1: to the spam museum. Hit me up. If you have

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Speaker 1: more recommendations other than the spam museum. If you have

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Speaker 1: anything better to do than go to the spam museum,

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Speaker 1: please tell me. And we're gonna be putting out podcasts

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Speaker 1: along the way. It's gonna be very fun. And guess

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Speaker 1: what next week, I'm keeping my teeth in. I'm keeping

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Speaker 1: my retainer in because I will not be shamed no

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Speaker 1: for wanting to have a perfect speediz. Thank you, Thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening. Give us a great rating, and maybe

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Speaker 1: say I don't even hear Rachel's lisps, mom's leasing his mind.

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Speaker 1: Say that you're losing you're losing your mind. And if

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Speaker 1: you want to see Rachel's spit, we'll check out the YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Here you go. If you want to see this baby

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Speaker 1: in action, watch our YouTube channel NFL podcast. I believe

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Speaker 1: all of our episodes are on there so you can

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Speaker 1: see how blonde my hair is. I love you guys,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week. The Paddle

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Speaker 1: Paddle The Patton Paddles,