Speaker 1: That choke, when the rents passed you in the carball Star,
Speaker 1: when the only sponsors my broken hard We're hanging on
Speaker 1: this shanky stream.
Speaker 2: Two weird voices in the glow of a streams the
Speaker 2: worm who say to let it laugh.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to a rewind edition of Laffman Podcast with
Speaker 3: Jeremy Odoman.
Speaker 4: I'm your Jeremy stares.
Speaker 1: At the stats, hand shaken over takeout boxes.
Speaker 2: Johnny's already mapping hotels on a napkin with crazy crosses.
Speaker 1: They quit jobs a kind, tell their bosses.
Speaker 3: Catch the show.
Speaker 1: Boss just shrugs, Oh, it's funny.
Speaker 4: Johnny grants you'll never die.
Speaker 3: It's jo and I just saw this is This is
Speaker 3: gonna be one of those rewinds where I'm gonna give
Speaker 3: you one of one of our one of our best
Speaker 3: from vault. You may or may not have heard my pitch,
Speaker 3: my audition to be a host of a jingle ball,
Speaker 3: My Heart's jingle Ball coming up this winter.
Speaker 4: I just saw the iHeart post.
Speaker 3: You know, they're looking for brand sponsors and whatnot. Hey,
Speaker 3: do you think you'd be a good fit for the
Speaker 3: Heart jingle Ball? And it got me thinking I haven't
Speaker 3: received my invite or contract quite yet to host this
Speaker 3: bad boy. So time is of the essence, everybody, hit
Speaker 3: is time to get on track, and let me tell
Speaker 3: you a few reasons why I am the perfect fit
Speaker 3: to host a jingle ball this winter. No, Johnny, No
Speaker 3: that's not nope. None of those nothing I say here's
Speaker 3: going to be a joke. This is real, Okay, these
Speaker 3: are real reasons why I should be the host of
Speaker 3: a jingle ball coming up here this winter. For my Heart, Johnny,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna need you.
Speaker 4: To stay focused here, okay.
Speaker 3: And of course we're gonna run back the rewind of
Speaker 3: my audition to be a host for jingle ball that
Speaker 3: we put together last year.
Speaker 4: But before we do a few things.
Speaker 3: Just everybody's listening at iHeart that's maybe thinking why Jo,
Speaker 3: Why would he be a good fit for this.
Speaker 4: Type of event?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I would bring a mix of
Speaker 3: stand up instinct, my podcast experience, and audience interaction that
Speaker 3: fits the fast paced live music event like an iHeartRadio
Speaker 3: jingle ball. Okay, There's gonna be multiple artists across many genres.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be celebrity appearances and quick transitions between performances.
Speaker 3: We've got to keep this show moving, right. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of moving parts, and I feel like.
Speaker 4: I was built for something like that. Okay, I can.
Speaker 3: I can keep the attention of folks for a couple
Speaker 3: of minutes in between while we transition. Okay, I can
Speaker 3: adapt at the drop of a dime and interact with, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, whoever.
Speaker 4: I need to.
Speaker 3: I'm a experienced live entertainer. First of all, everybody knows
Speaker 3: about my standup periods. Okay, I get a little bit
Speaker 3: here and there, but I know how to energize the crowd. Okay,
Speaker 3: keep the momentum going, and if I need to recover,
Speaker 3: I'll do so effortlessly. There's gonna be unexpected moments, and
Speaker 3: in fact, those are the ones I'm looking forward to
Speaker 3: the most. Those unexpected moments, that's where I earn my money. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's where I earn the job. And I'm prepared, guys,
Speaker 3: to be quick on my feet, to be a natural
Speaker 3: interviewer to whoever I need to talk to, which we
Speaker 3: know there's gonna be quite a bit in fact in
Speaker 3: my audition that you're gonna hear a little bit. I
Speaker 3: kind of explain how I can adapt to different scenarios,
Speaker 3: different artists. Okay, I'll give you family friendly.
Speaker 4: This show Laugh with Me.
Speaker 3: Has been called a very family friendly show. Now, do
Speaker 3: I bring an edge sometimes or do some of my guests? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Because we can.
Speaker 3: We can hit it all, baby, we can go from
Speaker 3: one side to the next. That's kind of what makes
Speaker 3: Laugh with Me a little unique. But here's the other thing.
Speaker 3: I'm a genuine music fan, Okay, have it from the
Speaker 3: get I came up my radio experience came up an
Speaker 3: alternative radio, okay, before going to pop. I love music.
Speaker 3: I love talking to musicians. I love being around musicians. Okay,
Speaker 3: if you want me to introduce your band, your artists
Speaker 3: on stage at a iHeart jingle ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm your guy.
Speaker 3: I am your guy, and I'll bring the high energy.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: My personality can adapt to the situation.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: If I need to be at all at a high level,
Speaker 3: I'll be at a high LEVELF I need to bring
Speaker 3: it down a little bit, I'll bring it down a
Speaker 3: little bit. That's the thing. I understand what it takes.
Speaker 3: The proof is in the pudding. This podcast audience has
Speaker 3: been building. Growing Laugh with Me has required connecting with
Speaker 3: all of you, all the listeners week after week, demonstrating
Speaker 3: consistency and understanding how to engage with you. That right there.
Speaker 3: If that doesn't tell you I should be hosting a
Speaker 3: damn jingle ball, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what else I could do. I'm comfortable
Speaker 3: on camera, I'm comfortable on stage, and I'll bring my
Speaker 3: relatable Midwest charm. Okay, what we have here laugh with
Speaker 3: Me is very brand friendly. I have a brand friendly
Speaker 3: personality and my show is very brand friendly. And we
Speaker 3: are going to bring a balance of comedy and professionalism
Speaker 3: to the iHeart Radio jingle Ball. Now, if I haven't
Speaker 3: if this elevator pitch didn't sell you, if this wasn't
Speaker 3: enough to say, yeah, jay O needs to host one
Speaker 3: of these bad boys in an arena, well, then I'm sure.
Speaker 4: This audition will do the job. The ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 4: this is a laugh with me.
Speaker 3: Rewind why I should host the iHeartRadio jingle Ball. One
Speaker 3: of my favorite things about iHeart is this the jingle
Speaker 3: Ball that they do every December. They take a collection
Speaker 3: of some of the biggest pop stars and rock stars
Speaker 3: in the world and they bring them to you all
Speaker 3: in one monster show just for the holidays.
Speaker 4: I think it's the coolest thing.
Speaker 3: I also now that kind of have an inn and
Speaker 3: in slightly with iHeart, I'm pitching myself as the host
Speaker 3: of one of these jingle balls for twenty twenty six. Now, Johnny,
Speaker 3: it's not gona be easy.
Speaker 4: It's not gona be easy at all.
Speaker 3: We got a lot of work to do in twenty
Speaker 3: six in order to accomplish this goal. But I'm working
Speaker 3: on it. For those of you that don't know, and
Speaker 3: you're just you're a crazy person. You know what jingle
Speaker 3: ball is is basically, it's the in the biggest markets
Speaker 3: in the United States and the biggest radio market media
Speaker 3: markets the United States, they host these big shows, right,
Speaker 3: So we're talking at Miami, Florida. We're talking Atlanta, Georgia, Washington,
Speaker 3: d C, Philadelphia, LA, Boston, New York, Chicago, Detroit. I mean,
Speaker 3: the biggest cities in the United States. And then you know,
Speaker 3: the local iHeartRadio station hosts.
Speaker 4: The big jingle ball huge artists.
Speaker 3: We're talking jelly Roll Shine down, AJR, Alex Warren, Ed
Speaker 3: Sheeran is doing the one in Boston here coming up. MGK,
Speaker 3: my guy, I got them double exus on my wrist.
Speaker 3: Huge shows, okay, huge shows. I'd like to All I
Speaker 3: want to do is host. I'm not asking to perform
Speaker 3: all though. With that being said, I have prepared some jokes.
Speaker 4: I think it would be.
Speaker 3: Awesome to have a host that comes out, you know,
Speaker 3: kind of feeling it out, similar to like an award show,
Speaker 3: and let's just keep it moving, but then keep it
Speaker 3: like hearted, keep the have some little boom boom boom
Speaker 3: will one liners in between.
Speaker 4: So Johnny fits cool you.
Speaker 3: I would like to try out some of the material
Speaker 3: that I have here.
Speaker 4: That I think is a sample of what I could do.
Speaker 3: What I would say when I host jingle Ball in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty six. Because I'm serious about this, I'm not saying,
Speaker 3: you know, bring the jingle Ball to Omaha where I'm at.
Speaker 3: I'll go to you, Okay, I'll go to you and
Speaker 3: we'll do we'll do the big jingle.
Speaker 4: Ball and I'll just maybe host one.
Speaker 3: Okay. So here's all right, Johnny, So I'm getting it.
Speaker 3: Let's imagine a big arena. Okay, we're at the uh.
Speaker 3: Let's let's pretend we're going Atlanta right now. Okay, they
Speaker 3: brought me out I'm host this big show. We got
Speaker 3: Little John and friends. Nellie's gonna be here. Okay, We're
Speaker 3: at the Capitol one State Farm Arena or something. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's see if let's see what I can do's this.
Speaker 4: Is gonna be the crowd, Okay, Johnny, please, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: Welcome to Jago Ball, the only holiday event.
Speaker 3: Where the outfits get smaller as the temperature drops. Thank you, Johnny. Well, gee,
Speaker 3: we'll need you there too. We'll do what We'll need
Speaker 3: you there too to help me out with some of
Speaker 3: this stuff. I saw performer backstage wearing something that legally
Speaker 3: qualified as dental flaws. If you you're listening at home, Yes,
Speaker 3: the crowd looks incredible tonight. Everyone's dressed festive like they're
Speaker 3: ready for Christmas. We're trawling really hard to make their
Speaker 3: extra jealous on Instagram. So that's what I'm saying, Johnny,
Speaker 3: I got these jokes. I think it would just be
Speaker 3: funny I come out, I just you know, give a
Speaker 3: few of these uh one liners, and you know, and
Speaker 3: that could be you know that that'd be me coming
Speaker 3: out right before Nelly. Okay, and now he's gonna like
Speaker 3: he's gonna open and then uh, you know, Little John,
Speaker 3: Little John and Friends is coming up.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know, coming up just a little bit.
Speaker 3: But first, you know, Santa's got his nice list and
Speaker 3: his naughty list. I'm on the We're gonna circle back
Speaker 3: on that list. You know, Santa shows up tonight, don't
Speaker 3: freak out.
Speaker 4: He's just here for the influencers.
Speaker 3: I asked Santa for a six pack this year.
Speaker 4: He delivered.
Speaker 3: It's not the kind you drink responsibly. See That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Then let's get the crowd going. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: this crowd is electric and slightly drunk, which honestly is
Speaker 3: the ideal Christmas ratio. I smell peppermint coco in a
Speaker 3: third cent. I'll politely label somebody pre gamed in the parking.
Speaker 4: Lot, you know, and then we'll bring out a Little John.
Speaker 4: I'll be fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, when you ever you're in Atlanta, you know you
Speaker 3: got to have Jermaine Dupre and his friends as well.
Speaker 3: So before I bring out your mane, you know, let's uh,
Speaker 3: you know, let's make some noise, not too much, though
Speaker 3: security is already looking at us like someone heroes child support.
Speaker 3: Now I didn't mean that about you, Jermaine. That was
Speaker 3: not a shot at Jermaine. I just want to know
Speaker 3: that I don't want to get in trouble at the
Speaker 3: jingle Ball.
Speaker 4: Give it up one more time.
Speaker 3: People My watch buzz to check if I'm doing cardio
Speaker 3: or experiencing fear.
Speaker 4: I would be quite scared.
Speaker 3: I think, you know, Mariah Carey hasn't fully thowed yet,
Speaker 3: but she sends her regards or at least a high
Speaker 3: note that cracked a satellite.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Mariah is not on this year's jingle Ball. If she
Speaker 3: is on next year's, I'm probably gonna have to.
Speaker 4: Throw that joke away.
Speaker 3: These performers look incredible, the kind of incredible that makes
Speaker 3: me rethink everything I eat after nine PM, which lately
Speaker 3: has been a lot of chocolate. I've been eating like
Speaker 3: leftover Halloween candy. I'm about through it, so that's I
Speaker 3: have truly been gaining weight from probably my snacking. That
Speaker 3: or the pregnant zone. I'm on that That steroid always
Speaker 3: does it to me. That one I just made up
Speaker 3: on the spot here. I did not pre write that joke.
Speaker 4: Don't even think I'm good.
Speaker 3: That was just life.
Speaker 4: That one.
Speaker 3: That one's for you, that one was just life hosting
Speaker 3: jingle balls wild. One minute, I'm hyping up the crowd,
Speaker 3: the next I'm dodging a stage manager who moves like
Speaker 3: he's powered by pure espresso and resentment. If you were
Speaker 3: at crash backstage, don't worry. That's just me knocking over
Speaker 3: a prop worth more than my car, especially if I
Speaker 3: don't get those tires soon. What's that car worth with
Speaker 3: no wheels? Baby?
Speaker 4: Thanks Johnny.
Speaker 3: That was just real life as well.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 3: Then you know, then you always you always got to
Speaker 3: send them on happy right, you know, drive safe, be kind, tipwell,
Speaker 3: and if you can't do all three, at least lie
Speaker 3: confidently about two happy holidays. I remember that tonight gets blurry.
Speaker 4: That's not the.
Speaker 3: Lights, that's the choices. I'm telling you what. If you're listening,
Speaker 3: I know you are. We've gotta give me on this
Speaker 3: jingle ball Next year, I'm available, but I'd prefer to
Speaker 3: book it early, just so that I can kind of manage,
Speaker 3: you know, manage my manage my week a little easier.
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Speaker 5: Never let me go, Josh number.
Speaker 4: Five, Not today today.
Speaker 3: I uh, you know, rolled up to the old hospital
Speaker 3: as one does, having uh, having some blood taken, having
Speaker 3: it checked out a little bit. See how the iron's sitting,
Speaker 3: And you might be saying, Man, Jo sounds like he's
Speaker 3: got that pep in his step.
Speaker 4: He must be full of iron.
Speaker 3: He must be rocking. And rolling right now that new
Speaker 3: med meds he's on working. No, not necessarily see what
Speaker 3: happened is is I Uh, I was like, I went
Speaker 3: to have it checked because I am, in fact, probably
Speaker 3: pretty low.
Speaker 4: And all the needed things to keep going.
Speaker 3: But as I'm at the desk, you know, talking to
Speaker 3: the I don't even know what the reception whoever it
Speaker 3: is doing the check in, you know, anymore. To verify
Speaker 3: who you are, they need your name, they need your birthday,
Speaker 3: sometimes they need your home address. But in this particular situation,
Speaker 3: she asked for my birthday.
Speaker 4: So I give her my birthday and she.
Speaker 3: Loudly goes, no way. And I thought, hey, we have
Speaker 3: the same birthday or something. And I'm like, well, hey,
Speaker 3: your birthdays in June and she's like, no, there is
Speaker 3: no way that you were that old.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you talking about? And she's like,
Speaker 4: you do not look like you were that old.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, hey, I'm gonna take this win because
Speaker 3: I don't get that very often anymore.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: I do believe my age is in fact catching up
Speaker 3: to me, and uh, I don't get that. I used
Speaker 3: to get that a lot, okay, especially in my thirties
Speaker 3: my thirties. I got it a lot where people thought
Speaker 3: I was in my twenties sometimes even younger, you know,
Speaker 3: getting id left and right just boom boom boom. But
Speaker 3: you know anymore, you know, I don't really get you
Speaker 3: so much of that at all.
Speaker 4: Got it today, though. Take that as a win. Always
Speaker 4: take that as a win. That's what they said.
Speaker 3: Like with the having red hair, they always said when
Speaker 3: I was younger, They're like, you're gonna you're gonna get
Speaker 3: that a lot when you're older. You people are gonna say, oh,
Speaker 3: you look so young. It's just it's in the jeans
Speaker 3: and something about the red headed jeans. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the case or not. But
Speaker 3: whatever else I've got going on, I know is helping
Speaker 3: speed everything up to catch up so we are in
Speaker 3: fact getting there.
Speaker 4: I don't Maybe it's the beard. I don't know. You know,
Speaker 4: this is gonna be a warm winter for your boy.
Speaker 3: I started growing out my facial hair. I got a
Speaker 3: beard going. I've never been more warm outside. And it's cold, okay,
Speaker 3: it's like ten ten degrees or less in the mornings.
Speaker 3: I think this afternoon. It was maybe in the twenties,
Speaker 3: but I'll tell you what my face warm. So first
Speaker 3: winter ever, I got the beard going, and I'm wondering,
Speaker 3: should I have been doing this all long? I don't know,
Speaker 3: but take that as a win.
Speaker 4: It could be.
Speaker 3: It could very well be the beard covering up my
Speaker 3: old man face. I think that's what it was, because
Speaker 3: I don't have the gray or the white or whatever.
Speaker 3: Maybe today, because I don't know always, maybe today I
Speaker 3: had that life in my eyes and she was just like, man,
Speaker 3: that guy's young. And then you know, I spit out
Speaker 3: my age. It verified in the computer and she's like,
Speaker 3: no way, we're gonna give credit to the beard on
Speaker 3: this one. But as life does, whenever you've got some
Speaker 3: some monster wins like this, it tends to humble you.
Speaker 3: And that's what happened not long after that, because I'm
Speaker 3: waiting for tires. See I had an appointment today one
Speaker 3: thirty to get all new tires on my car. My
Speaker 3: car desperately need tires. One blue I talked about a
Speaker 3: couple weeks ago, one blue. So I'm getting all these
Speaker 3: new tires one thirty appointment today, But I apparently not
Speaker 3: all the tires were delivered. I you know, they said
Speaker 3: four tires, two of them have been delivered. Then there
Speaker 3: was some talk of maybe we had three, so maybe
Speaker 3: they had a rando around. I don't know, but either way,
Speaker 3: we're waiting on two tires to be delivered for sure.
Speaker 3: And did you know tires they don't come rolling in
Speaker 3: on a truck, right, They get like delivered fed X
Speaker 3: or something. At least at this place they did. Because
Speaker 3: they're waiting on a fat X delivery. I thought that
Speaker 3: was random. You think they would just get like a
Speaker 3: truck that rolls up and just drops off all their
Speaker 3: tires for him for the week or.
Speaker 4: Something, a couple times a week.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but yeah. So so anyways, I'm waiting
Speaker 3: because they they were like, hey, it's fed Ex truck.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting on the fedext here.
Speaker 3: Any minute, any minute. Spoiler, I still don't have my tires.
Speaker 3: But as I'm waiting, I'm like, oh, cool, I'll go
Speaker 3: walk around like Target or something, you know. So I'm
Speaker 3: walking around Target, and here's where life humbles you. I'm
Speaker 3: in the back of the store, having the time of
Speaker 3: my life, just looking at stuff, just look at it stuff.
Speaker 3: And uh, I had this instant urge that I was
Speaker 3: going to ship myself, and this is not something that
Speaker 3: always happens. I think that's the one of the biggest
Speaker 3: make misconceptions with somebody who has like Chrome's disease or colitis,
Speaker 3: is that you're just constantly shitting yourself. This is that's
Speaker 3: not true at all. Now, with that being said, does
Speaker 3: it do you have that urge? Do you feel like
Speaker 3: instant immediate, like it's going down. Sometimes yes, And I
Speaker 3: know some people have a far worse than me, so
Speaker 3: I'm very thankful for that. I'm gonna continue to fight
Speaker 3: the good fight and hope that I can get into
Speaker 3: remission and not have to deal with it to a deeper, deeper.
Speaker 4: Into the chromes world.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, sometimes yes, the urge hits, and
Speaker 3: it's not like, oh, I'm gonna hold it until I know.
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 3: I was dodging people in aisles because I was it
Speaker 3: was like one of those things where every step you
Speaker 3: take like a fart, like it just they just start
Speaker 3: flying out. And I was at a point where I
Speaker 3: knew if I didn't get to the bathroom now, it
Speaker 3: was gonna be worse than these little farts. So it's
Speaker 3: like I didn't want to be embarrassed by ripping farts
Speaker 3: by all these people. But then at the same time,
Speaker 3: it would be worse. It could get far worse. So
Speaker 3: what did I do, Johnny? I went straight up to
Speaker 3: the bathroom. But here's what I did anticipate. There was
Speaker 3: a guy in the back of the store with these
Speaker 3: two kids in his cart, and he's just he's on
Speaker 3: his phone, he's ran and raven to his girl that
Speaker 3: he's having to keep the kids, you know, entertained while
Speaker 3: she's doing whatever is she doing. And so I just
Speaker 3: thought it was funny. I'm like, oh, this guy is
Speaker 3: poor guy.
Speaker 4: He's dealing with his kids.
Speaker 3: And then I get up to the front because I'm
Speaker 3: gonna shit myself. And who is rolling into the bathroom
Speaker 3: with all his kids?
Speaker 4: That guy.
Speaker 3: So now I'm coming in behind him with urgency. He
Speaker 3: goes into the last available stall. So part of me
Speaker 3: is like, well, that sucks, because I don't know if
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be able to.
Speaker 4: Like wait this one out.
Speaker 3: But then the other part of me is like, I
Speaker 3: may have dodged a bullet because if I had gotten
Speaker 3: in there right before him, and I'm in there, and
Speaker 3: then then I have to listen to him, you know,
Speaker 3: ranting and raven in the echoes of the restroom at
Speaker 3: Target that he can't use the I don't even know
Speaker 3: who had to go? Was it him, was the kids?
Speaker 3: I don't care. I didn't stick around to find out.
Speaker 3: But what I do know is I had I had
Speaker 3: to keep moving, So I did a lap around the
Speaker 3: front end there of the store of the registers. US
Speaker 3: in the business, US in the industry, grocery industry, we
Speaker 3: call that front end there with the regis, we call
Speaker 3: it the front end. I don't know what the new
Speaker 3: normies call it, but those of us in the business,
Speaker 3: we call it the front end. I did. I did
Speaker 3: a quick lap around the registers there on the front end,
Speaker 3: and then I still didn't see anybody coming out of
Speaker 3: the bathroom. So then I do another lap, but this
Speaker 3: time I went I went over by the baseball cards
Speaker 3: because they there's supposed to be this new you know,
Speaker 3: not new series, but this series that I really enjoy
Speaker 3: us supposed to be coming out here this week for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five, and I was like, oh cool, we Target.
Speaker 6: Maybe we would.
Speaker 3: Have have the new packs, but no, they did not,
Speaker 3: So I roll back over and I see the guy
Speaker 3: with his kids putting their coats on, so they are
Speaker 3: out of the restaurant now, so I roll in there.
Speaker 3: Oddly enough, whole place empty. I had the whole place
Speaker 3: to myself.
Speaker 1: That was nice.
Speaker 3: But as soon as I closed the stall door, then
Speaker 3: somebody comes into the to the stall, but the to
Speaker 3: the urinal, but the urinals right, and I took the
Speaker 3: first stall hand up.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have done that. I should have taken the one.
Speaker 3: In the back or something, but I don't want to
Speaker 3: be a jerk and take the handicap one, which happened
Speaker 3: to be in the back, which I find interesting because
Speaker 3: why would the handicap stall be the last stall, whereas
Speaker 3: in the parking lot it's always gotta be one of
Speaker 3: them front stalls. And how close are we to, you know,
Speaker 3: having to have some kind of like idea or something
Speaker 3: to be able to use those handicap stalls, much like
Speaker 3: the parking.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that we should, I'm.
Speaker 3: Just speaking out loud, just thinking now, something's never even
Speaker 3: occurred to me until just right this moment. I usually
Speaker 3: don't even think too much about handicapped stalls, but for
Speaker 3: whatever reason, I'm on one now. So anyway, So then
Speaker 3: when you're when you're in a position where like this,
Speaker 3: you have to try to time it because there's no
Speaker 3: there's no music in there, there's nothing. It's just silence.
Speaker 3: It's just the echoes of a target restaurant. The guy
Speaker 3: in the urinal directly next to me.
Speaker 4: I'm in the stall.
Speaker 3: I have to wait till the flush before I can
Speaker 3: start any action because otherwise it's it's a whole thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like this guy's like, Oh, I
Speaker 3: wonder what that guy's doing there. He knows what I'm
Speaker 3: doing in there, So I mean, I guess I'm not
Speaker 3: surprising anybody. But either way, So, yeah, life comes at
Speaker 3: you fast. One minute, you're man, you look fantastic for
Speaker 3: your age. Look at this guy, there's no way you're
Speaker 3: in your early forties, there's no chance. Look at this
Speaker 3: guy with the beard and everything. And then next minting
Speaker 3: you're about to shit yourself and you're trying to hold
Speaker 3: it in so that you don't get heard. Johnny, how'd
Speaker 3: your day go.
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: It's so good?
Speaker 1: When the rents passed you in the carball Star.
Speaker 2: When the only spuzzlers I broken hardware, hanging on this
Speaker 2: shanky stream, two weird voices in the glow.
Speaker 5: Of a stream.
Speaker 4: The world was to let it laugh.