Speaker 1: Elvis rand Presents off air show Scary Jones. And you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not even gonna yell. I'm not Why
Speaker 1: aren't you gonna yell? Because you know what I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, and I'm gonna I'm airing it out right
Speaker 1: now and I don't mean to. And we've been good
Speaker 1: about not airing out laundry, but unfortunately I'm gonna air
Speaker 1: it out episode there, which is a palett, which is
Speaker 1: a palindrome. By the way, I am so tired of
Speaker 1: Baldfreako is going like, yell, you know the crazy guy.
Speaker 1: I have a little tang right there. And then I go, well, yes,
Speaker 1: why that? Did that? Take you off your does do that? Dude?
Speaker 1: Why do you do that? I just sprinkle my little
Speaker 1: reguano into the sauce right there? Well, why do you
Speaker 1: have to do that all the time? Agoing here? Is
Speaker 1: because that the sauce needs a little regao And that's like,
Speaker 1: you know that, that's Greg T's like, you know, hooking
Speaker 1: up with a chick and you're standing over him, watching him,
Speaker 1: and you're you're actually you like saying things like you
Speaker 1: know what, nothing, you're doing that wrong? Try this, You're
Speaker 1: taking him the eye off the prize. You're you're distracting
Speaker 1: and everything that you say, and you're not even but
Speaker 1: you're not even like you know, like pumping me up.
Speaker 1: You're you're not going like go get him. Here comes
Speaker 1: the great. You're like here he is the maniac, There
Speaker 1: is the idiot. You're on a maniac. You're perfect, crazy
Speaker 1: to the max. Right and what did you just say
Speaker 1: right now? What did you just say right now? The
Speaker 1: doodle head, the doodlehead exactly, doodle head? Why you gotta
Speaker 1: call me doodlehead? Why you gotta call me doodlehead? Because
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a term of affection. That's what something
Speaker 1: different every episode when when I go out with a girl,
Speaker 1: say a little doodle head. Nobody wants me a freaking doodlehead. Dude,
Speaker 1: nobody will you doodle head? Who wants to me called
Speaker 1: the doodle head? Not one persons truly, not you doodle head?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? You get some music from like
Speaker 1: like like cartoon music. This is what I think of
Speaker 1: when I when I hear doodle head. I know I
Speaker 1: know what it is here. Let maybe like like renting
Speaker 1: stimpy or something like that, Like that's what I think
Speaker 1: of So why don't you put on the sheet what
Speaker 1: I can call you and then I'll just I'll just
Speaker 1: I'll follow your lead. So is this what is this
Speaker 1: the depiction you have of Greg? T Is this the
Speaker 1: picture you have in your head? Lets? Here um, here
Speaker 1: is a little toodle head. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: called toodle head. No. Well, the good news is I
Speaker 1: never repeat what I call you, so I will never
Speaker 1: ever refer to you as the doodle head. After episode one,
Speaker 1: prome palindrome, episode right, this is the palindrome episode paladrome.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you and it's not paladrome. It's palin drome,
Speaker 1: palin ron palindrome are palid perfectly symmetrical things that look uh,
Speaker 1: that are the same going forwards as they are backwards.
Speaker 1: So I guess the number one twenty one is a
Speaker 1: palindrome because it's one to one if you read it
Speaker 1: left to right, and it's one to one if you
Speaker 1: read it right to left. Now select the name Bob. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is also the palindrome. Good for you, Gregg. Maybe
Speaker 1: you are in a doodle head an anna and give
Speaker 1: us another one. I give us one that's more than
Speaker 1: four letters. Give us one that's like, God, give us one.
Speaker 1: That's like six letters. Mama. By the way, you know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to freaking doodle ahead, don't have to
Speaker 1: look the same in a mirror in order for it
Speaker 1: to be a palindrome. Seriously, I'm gonna reach over the
Speaker 1: freaking table and punch you, bro about snap ahead, bounce
Speaker 1: you bro, call me doodlehead one more time. I will
Speaker 1: bounce you, bro. I'm gonna be that's right, that's right,
Speaker 1: one more time. Stop throwing the furniture one more time.
Speaker 1: I'm telling it's gonna I hope Elvis, here's this episode.
Speaker 1: Gouble this episode he will actually see that great t
Speaker 1: kick the freaking furniture. It's gonna be trouble before we
Speaker 1: even started. Like I said, I'm never going to call
Speaker 1: you that again anyway. So okay, Well, today we have
Speaker 1: great tea binge watching a brand new TV show, Phase
Speaker 1: six on the History Channel. We've gotta talk about the
Speaker 1: marijuana business, which is on the rise. Those Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 1: How does that sound? Football fans? I hate it? And
Speaker 1: um we want to talk about getting into a real
Speaker 1: fist fight as opposed to imaginary one. No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: you know because sometimes when you get before it gets
Speaker 1: to that point, you kind of push and shove and
Speaker 1: then it's over. We're talking about a real deal fist
Speaker 1: fight here, all right, like a man. So we might
Speaker 1: get to that. Do you realize that we promised eleven
Speaker 1: things every episode and then we get to about six
Speaker 1: of you? But what's gonna happen is I'm gonna freaking
Speaker 1: cuff you up? Bro? What do you got against Scary Jones?
Speaker 1: He didn't call you. Do want to cuff you up?
Speaker 1: Because you keep because you're probing me, You keep poking
Speaker 1: poking me. You're you're a middle aged man. You need
Speaker 1: to be probed every once in a while. Make sure
Speaker 1: you're okay. What are you talking about? What are you? Then?
Speaker 1: That's shut up. He's Mr six with Great Adventure. He's
Speaker 1: the Venga bus guy. That that that that that that
Speaker 1: that that that that you're the bully with the glasses.
Speaker 1: You know, speaking of Ronnie, you look like him more
Speaker 1: than Greg Take that's true? You know what opens up
Speaker 1: like him? Six Legs Great Adventure officially opens up this weekend.
Speaker 1: Six six Legs, six Flags. I said, what's the big
Speaker 1: ride this year? You know, I don't know are they
Speaker 1: there a new ride at six Legs. I don't think
Speaker 1: there is. There's I think there's has to me something.
Speaker 1: Give me six legs, great eventure music? You want? We
Speaker 1: like loops, lightning loops. Remember back in the day lightning loops,
Speaker 1: Lightning loops? Did they open that back up after the
Speaker 1: kid fell out of it? Wow? There we go. This
Speaker 1: is great. Yea here set on fire and like seven
Speaker 1: people died. Ronnie, you look like this guy and you
Speaker 1: act like this guy. You want like Gary Jones? You
Speaker 1: act like him? What is this guy? Act like his
Speaker 1: name is saying his name is Mr six But he
Speaker 1: doesn't say anything. He just dances around with his big head. Right,
Speaker 1: he's just dancing. He had his great act like him.
Speaker 1: I don't act like this because direct he's like a circus.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And yes what you go bounce him? Bro?
Speaker 1: He just grot you a surfiece of midget. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have used the word circus, little person. I'm sorry, trying
Speaker 1: to be more politically. He's going on today great like
Speaker 1: a freaking monkey. The circus man, I'm a monkey. What
Speaker 1: did I don't deserve that? What? I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: you did? You made a career out of it. You
Speaker 1: are the guy. You are the guy that jumps around,
Speaker 1: bounces around, not on the fair shows, right show, completely different.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're referring to. The Foreman.
Speaker 1: I should have said the foreman. I'll use that one tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He's the foreskin doodle head bad man. But on your
Speaker 1: minds party people, once you start me, yeah, let's start
Speaker 1: up engine. I want to talk about how I wanted
Speaker 1: to hear suicidal Tendencies today and you guys turn you
Speaker 1: heard three seconds of it and then you said, no,
Speaker 1: we're not going to play that. No, because we thought
Speaker 1: you wanted to hear social distortion, so we picked for
Speaker 1: confusing those two bands to begin with. The two good bands,
Speaker 1: by the way, right, But I want to hear some
Speaker 1: metal every once in a while. I'm sorry we don't
Speaker 1: on metal. My little much for me and my thoughts
Speaker 1: on the suicidal tendencies is that listen, I washed when
Speaker 1: I was again when I was a young kid. Of course,
Speaker 1: I was all about a big skateboarder mash and to
Speaker 1: all of that, I want to hear about this, where
Speaker 1: did you mash? Because scary never really scary? Did you
Speaker 1: never to know, I was at the City Gardens in
Speaker 1: the Trenton. I was the back of the PI. I
Speaker 1: was down at City Gardens in Trenton to make fends,
Speaker 1: like to live music, like we're just pre recorded rama
Speaker 1: rama and drama, Rama, Drama, Rama, Bouncing Souls. Dude, come
Speaker 1: on all of that stuff, drama ram back in the
Speaker 1: day before they became a little bit more commercial. You know,
Speaker 1: I had bound a drama rama in the system. Probably
Speaker 1: not what lass cigarette one of my favorites. You know,
Speaker 1: the Greg from the Bouncing Soul has been up on
Speaker 1: my other podcast, The Independent Mind the Pot. You're kidding me?
Speaker 1: I used to you know what I mean? Why don't
Speaker 1: make that song out of song? Today? O A from
Speaker 1: the Bouncing Souls. I love the Bouncing So today I
Speaker 1: saw the Bouncing Souls at Bergen Community College in the
Speaker 1: gymnasium back in the day and par Amason, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it his bouncing. So they're still doing it.
Speaker 1: They still do this song. They still do everything out.
Speaker 1: What about drama rama? Are they still put stuff out that?
Speaker 1: I couldn't say? Heyma, palindrome, but one of their songs,
Speaker 1: what song is that like? Drama Rama, This is a
Speaker 1: great song by also like these are the quotes from
Speaker 1: our favorite eighties movies. What is that from the Bouncing Souls?
Speaker 1: It's off the I think the good, the bad, and
Speaker 1: the argyle. Oh right, that's yeah. You know what drama
Speaker 1: Rama has a song? Anything anything that was a massive
Speaker 1: hit back and that's just redundant. That's not anything. Anything
Speaker 1: is a great song. Oh come on, but that that's
Speaker 1: not a palindrome. Do you have anything anything that's a stutter?
Speaker 1: Come on? That was if you like drama Rama, that
Speaker 1: was the song? Anything? Anything? I don't think I know
Speaker 1: that one anything anything? Of course you have to how
Speaker 1: could you now? I want to hear anything anything anything
Speaker 1: like that. You don't, you don't. You don't know the song.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I don't know. You don't know the song.
Speaker 1: Give me more, give me more. He's a great song.
Speaker 1: You can only give me thirty seconds. It sounds like cure.
Speaker 1: It's coming. Give me the hook, bro, give me the hoo.
Speaker 1: Here comes? What is this? Yeah? What the hell is wrong?
Speaker 1: Hell is wrong? I gotta say, you may stunned me.
Speaker 1: Here are you kidding me? Right? I don't think? Oh
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I hear it coming. Yeah, settled down,
Speaker 1: settled down the course of course, I give you. I
Speaker 1: like hearing Scary Jones, sat punk rock come on, keep
Speaker 1: going undred dollar bills just so you know what. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go buy this on iTunes. Married me. They've tuned
Speaker 1: me out, they've tuned me out of their heads. We're
Speaker 1: not tuning you out. Getting into the great song. My
Speaker 1: favorite song by Drama Rama though, because it's Johnny. Johnny
Speaker 1: Drama was a singer and he's a character on Entourage.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but he's really the singer of Drama Rama
Speaker 1: and they're from California. And their biggest hit that I thought,
Speaker 1: even better than anything anything, was less Cigarette And that
Speaker 1: song was just great. I mean, it takes you back
Speaker 1: thinking about at the end of the night you have
Speaker 1: a cigarette. Oh, it's so good those days. What's the
Speaker 1: difference between you and me, Greg, You're a punk rock
Speaker 1: kid and I was a metal kid, a punk rock
Speaker 1: and I would mash the metal idsh like prong. How
Speaker 1: about how about punk rock kid? But the Dead Kennedy
Speaker 1: punk rock kid. I got the ultimate, I got the ultimate.
Speaker 1: You have that song? You have the song Dead Kennedy's
Speaker 1: the punk rock kid. I don't think we have Dead Kenny.
Speaker 1: We do, we we're not. We have chemical warfare in California.
Speaker 1: Uberles Maha was such a big new thing when I
Speaker 1: was a kid that we would wouldn't just Masha clubs.
Speaker 1: We go to guy's house. Let's front to four two
Speaker 1: right now, industrial music? Wait, how about the song from
Speaker 1: New Locked the Targets. It was punk Rock Girl by
Speaker 1: the Dead Milkman. That system punk rock Girl by Dead Milkman.
Speaker 1: I know that song. Come on, that's the song. No
Speaker 1: Dead Milkman in here either or you kid? They hate
Speaker 1: us anyway. Uh So that's all we got going on
Speaker 1: for you and your engine. Well, yeah, you didn't play
Speaker 1: the Suicidal Pensies. That's the bottom ron punk Rock Girl
Speaker 1: by the Dead milkmank. I played the song in college.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, this is the one I can't believe
Speaker 1: they played off my phone. Who's looking at the timer,
Speaker 1: Billy Ronnie, you know this one? Yes, I'm familiar with
Speaker 1: this song. You know who used to play all this stuff?
Speaker 1: Scary Jones at the guy who got us into radio.
Speaker 1: That's right, the guy, Bernie Bernie Flesh Bernie flesh w
Speaker 1: b I he would play. It was what do you
Speaker 1: call it? The rock and roll dance of rock and
Speaker 1: roll dance, dude, We hated it. That was our least
Speaker 1: favorite part of his show was the music, and we
Speaker 1: were clearly shortsighted. We really were. We had no idea
Speaker 1: back then. We didn't appreciate his music. But anyway, that
Speaker 1: was a That was a guy that used to be
Speaker 1: um on the Free Speech Radio. I was. I was
Speaker 1: an r EM. I was an r e M fan
Speaker 1: before every kid in every suburb across America knew who
Speaker 1: Michael Stipe was. Please, I was. I was an he
Speaker 1: Come on now, I'm talking like you gotta go back, Yes,
Speaker 1: you gotta end of the world. That's like a goat.
Speaker 1: Come on, like a goat singing Ronny, what was your
Speaker 1: favorite song by by r M? You know, I was
Speaker 1: just having this conversation with somebody last night that I
Speaker 1: was never a big r M fan as a kid.
Speaker 1: All my friends were. I was a huge r M. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite RM song before Jones? No, I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: He's gonna give me the single because you're not really big.
Speaker 1: I have a huge RM. I like Radio Free Europe.
Speaker 1: You gotta lie in the podcast Radio for Europe Radio
Speaker 1: for your When did you ever like sit in your
Speaker 1: room at home and listen to rim I like standing
Speaker 1: the place where we lived, where we were right? Those
Speaker 1: are the massive hit films. What's wrong? What's What's wrong
Speaker 1: with the one? I like spam By when this one
Speaker 1: goes out to the one song that's probably my favorite
Speaker 1: m What the problem is? Commercial success? That broke them
Speaker 1: was losing my religion. Of course here I know he
Speaker 1: left a really bad paste. Remember he went on the
Speaker 1: MTV Video Music Awards and he took like seven T
Speaker 1: shirts off to try to send some sort of political
Speaker 1: MESSI and they all had a word underneathing exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, dude, just you know, make it
Speaker 1: about the music please. But you know, Michael Stiper musically
Speaker 1: looks like now he's bald and old. No, he's got
Speaker 1: a beard, a massive beard. You couldn't even recognize him.
Speaker 1: Is it bigger than David Letterman's beard. It's a massive
Speaker 1: you gotta see. Look up Michael's stuper than the guy
Speaker 1: from Master Don's beard. It's pretty big. Look up Michael
Speaker 1: Stipe and then go google images of what he looks
Speaker 1: like today. His Beard is massive. You wouldn't recognize him
Speaker 1: at all as the lead singer former lead singer. Actually,
Speaker 1: am you know what my favorite r M song was?
Speaker 1: Which Orange Crush? Great? Yeah, I guess I've grown to
Speaker 1: appreciate them as I've gotten older. We were talking about
Speaker 1: this the other day. Have you ever done some research
Speaker 1: on RM? Me? Me? I got my I've got my
Speaker 1: R and I was talking to somebody about this also
Speaker 1: last night that my friends and I Scary knows about this,
Speaker 1: but he does not participate my friends and I, we
Speaker 1: haven't done it in a couple of years. But here
Speaker 1: we get together and we do something called list night
Speaker 1: where we know it's called nerdy list night. We call
Speaker 1: it list night anybody it is very nerdy, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a camaraderie. He don't ask to be. This
Speaker 1: is the biggest waste time, the biggest colossal waste of time.
Speaker 1: Now we get together and we and we all come
Speaker 1: correct with our own list of what's you know, what
Speaker 1: are your favorite led Zeppelin songs of all time? What
Speaker 1: are your favorite pizza songs? Tina? You underne We've done
Speaker 1: They do one topic per night, so for three hours,
Speaker 1: these guys sit there with pen and paper and they said,
Speaker 1: all right, tonight's Tonight's list is perfect. Album sides like
Speaker 1: best first song on an album were best albums. So
Speaker 1: they have to go through their brains and they have
Speaker 1: to look online and they have to do research, and
Speaker 1: then at the end of the night, over many a
Speaker 1: beer and other things, they completely They say that that
Speaker 1: they say themselves. They reveal their list, their top ten lists. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'll leave call some some top right now. So that's
Speaker 1: what they do. And I'm like, you guys made it
Speaker 1: and make an entire Saturday night out of this. We
Speaker 1: dedicate months of research to and we get hardcore about it.
Speaker 1: But I love it because it forces you to go
Speaker 1: back and listen to every David Bowie album. If you want,
Speaker 1: you want to do best albums of the seventies, you
Speaker 1: gotta listen to Can you gotta listen to David Bowie,
Speaker 1: You gotta listen to Stevie Wonder. You gotta listen to
Speaker 1: this lie in the Families. No, but it's annoying good.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, you present your list,
Speaker 1: you do your debates with each other, and then but
Speaker 1: what is it all for? What is it all we've
Speaker 1: done dates for comaraderie's sake. What is the what's your
Speaker 1: favorite song? My favorite David Bowie song? I don't know.
Speaker 1: We haven't done that list yet, come on to do
Speaker 1: it because he's dead, so I feel like he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's disqualified himself. He's not going to have any more music.
Speaker 1: But his last album was incredible. So that's the rule
Speaker 1: is they can't be making music anymore. So we haven't
Speaker 1: done like a nine inch Nails record, nine Nails list
Speaker 1: or something like that, because he's still making music. So
Speaker 1: here's what's going on in my world. We can we
Speaker 1: can move off of this for a second if we
Speaker 1: have to rebel rebel rebel rebels. We've done this before
Speaker 1: to when he passed away. We talked about I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's better than modern love and all that crap. Alright, alright, anyway,
Speaker 1: I just asked if you ever much, But we never
Speaker 1: got to anything on my list yet, So we're not
Speaker 1: going to play suicidal tendency. We're gonna talk now next.
Speaker 1: I want to explain to you guys what I'm doing tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of nervous. I've been chosen to be an
Speaker 1: auctioneer at a at an event tonight actually cure. Now
Speaker 1: here's the thing, and it's gonna be me and Caroline Ray.
Speaker 1: Caroline Ray the comedian. Of course, she was on Sabrina
Speaker 1: the Teenage which, yeah, so the two of us are
Speaker 1: going to be doing this. There's nine live auction items
Speaker 1: and then a moment where we have to actually do
Speaker 1: a live pledge where we just have to say, hey,
Speaker 1: who wants to donate? Just for the hell of it. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know too much about what this this girl
Speaker 1: is going through, who who's the charity is based on?
Speaker 1: But I will tell you one thing. I am no auctioneer.
Speaker 1: I am not good. I see auctioneers. We've seen them
Speaker 1: presented to us in professional settings. Can we film this?
Speaker 1: Can we get this on film? Can we can we
Speaker 1: play some of the audio back? I would love to
Speaker 1: hear it. I'm not gonna be okay, you want to
Speaker 1: hear an auctioneer sounds like I think I do have
Speaker 1: some sound? What does an auctioneer actually sound like? Hair
Speaker 1: this Listen, We're gonna start to right now at ten
Speaker 1: thou dollars. This is no people make their whole careers
Speaker 1: out of this. What do they say in the middle,
Speaker 1: they go, but I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: an auction year. This is an auctioneer. I think twice
Speaker 1: at the Iowa State Fair they're auctioning off a cow.
Speaker 1: Let's get the auction underway by nine the bit of
Speaker 1: my But I was no way but an a no
Speaker 1: nine and nine now D nine d D one put
Speaker 1: one now one but the one to three year three
Speaker 1: of the examine nine six at one to sixty three
Speaker 1: four pints six to hen Now, but as if you tonight,
Speaker 1: I want to think, do you think I can have
Speaker 1: any one jot of talking like that? I want to
Speaker 1: compare that to what you do? How many lines of
Speaker 1: coke do I have to do? You tell us what
Speaker 1: the hell? At first I thought this was gibberish. Now,
Speaker 1: when Elvis got honored at Musician on a call the
Speaker 1: other night, guys, there you were, there was there, and
Speaker 1: there was a woman and she was wonderful. I don't
Speaker 1: know where she's from. She gave me her business card.
Speaker 1: You had to hear her, bald freak. She was like, going, Now,
Speaker 1: so I'm going I'm gonna go up there. But I
Speaker 1: think the point is you want to make the most
Speaker 1: the most amount of money for the charity. And I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna be able to pull this off
Speaker 1: tonight because I'm gonna you think I'm an entertainer. Man,
Speaker 1: I listen, are you give me? Give me the mic? Man?
Speaker 1: And I don't care, you know me, I'll just jump in.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not afraid of audiences. I
Speaker 1: love crowds. I literally work well with people and bounce
Speaker 1: off worried you're gonna be great sounds like No, I
Speaker 1: just don't know how to. I just don't know how
Speaker 1: to be that guy that we just heard. I can't
Speaker 1: up sell something like that. I'm good with connecting with people,
Speaker 1: not with alight. Alright, like like a class you can
Speaker 1: take for this sort of thing. Yes, I apparently there is,
Speaker 1: but the event is tonight's exactly? Is there no cliffs
Speaker 1: notes version of auctioneering? Well, okay, here, let's let's practice scary.
Speaker 1: So here's a glass of water. Okay, I drank out
Speaker 1: of the glass of water. This is greg Teas glass
Speaker 1: of water. Okay, and you're gonna auction off for charity
Speaker 1: right now? All right? There you go. Okay, we have
Speaker 1: this beautiful glass of water. This is not no ordinary
Speaker 1: glass of water. This came from a beautiful distillery in
Speaker 1: Golden Colorado, and I drank from it now now, Greg T, Now,
Speaker 1: Greg greg T, Yes, a superstar show of the off
Speaker 1: air show and beyond. Took a sip out of that water. Now.
Speaker 1: So and the glass, might I tell you, is some
Speaker 1: fine china casself. It's worth seventy right, So you combine
Speaker 1: that with Greg T a celebrity's lips. Yes, and who's
Speaker 1: spit right the origin of the water. We're gonna open
Speaker 1: the bidding now too. Hundred dollars two two hundred, Thank you, sir,
Speaker 1: Thank you, bald asshole. What about you? They're tracking my
Speaker 1: bid leaving. Get this guy up to say, do I hear?
Speaker 1: Do I hear? Two fifty ft two hundred to fifty
Speaker 1: up here in the left? Okay to fifty here you
Speaker 1: have three three hundred. You gotta do that, but really,
Speaker 1: do we just talk gibberish and no, no, no between
Speaker 1: four oh one four oh two. Can do it? Dude?
Speaker 1: How else are you gonna learn to swim? Just throw
Speaker 1: yourself in the ocean and see what happens. I may
Speaker 1: drowned drown. You may drown? Is Caroline Reagan to rescue? No,
Speaker 1: it'll make Can we come back to me or a
Speaker 1: great time? Go back to you, bald, I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear. I want to reference a previous episode I
Speaker 1: meant to me. I totally forgot to mention this. Geary,
Speaker 1: go into the bits category. Um and look up Off
Speaker 1: air Show Greg t Eyebrows and uh and please um
Speaker 1: play there's there are two tracks. One is Great t Eyebrows.
Speaker 1: The other is Great t Eyebrows Song. Please play Great
Speaker 1: t Eyebrows A fair podcast Off Air Show Great t
Speaker 1: Eyebrows Eyebrows. Okay, do you think it looks totally normal
Speaker 1: for you to shape every other part of your body
Speaker 1: beside your eyebrows, but your eyebrows have to stay. I
Speaker 1: do yeah, because dude, if behind do you do that,
Speaker 1: bet hey episode one twenty, we're gonna shagin like, why
Speaker 1: don't you go away? You're not going all the way
Speaker 1: as long as your eyebrows brown, You're not shaving. If
Speaker 1: let's lose a bet and tell you what if I
Speaker 1: lose the n C double as, I will have to
Speaker 1: get into that. I will shave my eyebrows if I
Speaker 1: lose the double a's alright, why is there a a
Speaker 1: all right? There you go there, good fine balls, right,
Speaker 1: all right? And now I mean so you clearly heard
Speaker 1: at the very end of that clip that Greg T
Speaker 1: said if he loses the n C double as which
Speaker 1: he's established that he he has, well he hasn't eyebrows yet,
Speaker 1: right or is it mathematically impossible for somebody to be
Speaker 1: in the basement further than him? And the word is
Speaker 1: out that he that he did make that promise, so
Speaker 1: much so that in Germany they've created a song called
Speaker 1: Great t Eyebrows And if you would love to play
Speaker 1: that as well. This is a this is a world
Speaker 1: world premiere Greg T Eyebrows from Germany. I will shave
Speaker 1: my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave
Speaker 1: my eyebrows. I lose the double as alright, right, I
Speaker 1: will shave my eyebrowsing. I will shave my eyebrowsing. I
Speaker 1: will shave my eyebrows if I lose the double as
Speaker 1: a right, he's gonna shave his brow He's gonna shave
Speaker 1: his hot brows. He's gonna shave his eyebrows, alright, He's
Speaker 1: gonna shave his brows. He's gonna shave his eyebrows. He's
Speaker 1: gonna shave his I will shave my eyebrowsing right, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I mean it's international. Clearly, something needs to be done now.
Speaker 1: I think we need to make we need to put
Speaker 1: that on the schedule. I think we need to. So
Speaker 1: he's gonna eat the crap sandwich and he's gonna shave
Speaker 1: his eyebrows. That's right. You heard it. You heard it
Speaker 1: right out of the horse's mouth. Or he is quite
Speaker 1: an Okay, okay, okay, okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I will choose one or the other. I'm either gonna eat.
Speaker 1: What do you mean why? Because shouldn't we get to vote?
Speaker 1: That's too much? I I I misspoke. I should never
Speaker 1: have agreed, misspoke. But I have to stand up. You've
Speaker 1: never done that before. So maybe spoke, you can reconsider
Speaker 1: like it. Maybe he's scary. You can go back to
Speaker 1: your swammy and maybe you and ball Free can talk
Speaker 1: to him and see if he'll go for that. Will
Speaker 1: he has nothing to do with him? But will he
Speaker 1: substitute the poop sandwich for the shaving of the eyebrows?
Speaker 1: I just feel like the poop sandwiches is a done deal,
Speaker 1: Like that's part of the commitment to being in the
Speaker 1: in the poop which tournament challenge? Take that pledge? The second,
Speaker 1: this is just in a aditional thing that you need
Speaker 1: to do because you said it on the off air show,
Speaker 1: and of course as you know that his gospel, it
Speaker 1: is all right, Paul Freak. Then here's the thing. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: So if I shave my eyebrow, will you finally pay
Speaker 1: Scary his hundred dollars that you that you never paid
Speaker 1: him for the for all the NFL picks. No, that
Speaker 1: that got resolved already. Somebody else paid for that. Remember
Speaker 1: who who got poop paid? The salespeople came came and
Speaker 1: saved the Save the Day. No, that was for the
Speaker 1: super Bowl. But we all said that we would pick
Speaker 1: our games. What are you dragging me into this for?
Speaker 1: And you you said it was an incomplete Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I never said on the off air show that I
Speaker 1: was going to pay him. Like what you said about
Speaker 1: you want to play the song again, I kind of
Speaker 1: do play this. Play the song again, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: the Great t eyebrows song. I Will shade my eyebrows.
Speaker 1: I will shade my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows.
Speaker 1: I lose the Double as, I will shade my eyebrows.
Speaker 1: I will shade my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows
Speaker 1: if I lose the double as a right, he's gonna
Speaker 1: as he's gonna he's gonna shave his He's gonna shave
Speaker 1: his shave my eyebrows. Right, and they have it, the
Speaker 1: Great T Shaving his Eyebrows song. He said it live
Speaker 1: here on the Affair Show podcast that if he loses
Speaker 1: the n C Double A tournament, he will shave his eyebrows.
Speaker 1: We have the audio to prove it. We have a
Speaker 1: song from Germany coming in right there, all right, the
Speaker 1: Great t Eyebrows Song. I mean, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: see how you're gonna get on this one. Okay, I
Speaker 1: will not in the club, Scary Jones. I promise you
Speaker 1: will not welch tell you what the day after the
Speaker 1: n C Double as whatever show after the Double A
Speaker 1: find when it's all over. That would be next Tuesday
Speaker 1: morning and the bracket is done. Okay, when I'm officially
Speaker 1: declared the absolute loser. No, you already are nobody can
Speaker 1: mathematically be any lower than you. Right now, we've seen
Speaker 1: we've seen all the stats. I then I promise you
Speaker 1: I will come to the show, to the offair show.
Speaker 1: Are you getting this? You're gonna have to play this
Speaker 1: back actual, and I will allow both scary I allow
Speaker 1: you to take the clippers to one eyebrows. I will
Speaker 1: and I will let both freak take the clippers to
Speaker 1: the other eyebrow. Both eyebrows will be then shaved off.
Speaker 1: I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows.
Speaker 1: I will shave my eyebrows. I lose, alright, I will
Speaker 1: shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will
Speaker 1: shave my eyebrows. Double a. Alright, he's he's gonna shaves.
Speaker 1: He's gonna shave his brow. Alright, alright, alright, he's gonna
Speaker 1: he's gonna shave shave my eyebrows. Right, alright, alright, right,
Speaker 1: all right, so tuesday, I'll do it today. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. I really am the loser. And you
Speaker 1: have to eat the poop, which you're a stand up
Speaker 1: guy with no eyebrows, you need to be chewing on
Speaker 1: the poop wich sandwich. While I had a sound effects
Speaker 1: board right now, I would ring the doorbell. Scary? Do
Speaker 1: you have a doorbell? Ring a sound effect? There? Does anything? Scream?
Speaker 1: Insta Instagram video more than hold on? Here we go
Speaker 1: with a doorbell. Here we go, do it for the
Speaker 1: social Here we go, Come on, ring the dimp? What Bullford?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that ball face? I think was something
Speaker 1: very in the distance. It sounds like somebody is at
Speaker 1: the door. Your microphone, get closer, get a better one.
Speaker 1: Come on, scary before we open up the door. The
Speaker 1: door's scary? But barking? Oh it is the door. I
Speaker 1: hear it's somebody's at the door. Could that be? Hold on,
Speaker 1: let's open the door, gentlemen. Oh, look who it is.
Speaker 1: It's Panasonic? It is who it's l G PTE. I
Speaker 1: like you. You know, you know what's so funny. The
Speaker 1: reason why I didn't remember that right away because you've
Speaker 1: been hiding for about two months since I haven't been
Speaker 1: invited since we named you. You know what, ball freak?
Speaker 1: You do some more research. Let's go back to when
Speaker 1: we had L. G. P Uh in court and he said, guys,
Speaker 1: give me one month and I will return right. Remember
Speaker 1: that R LG was gonna get us some mo's right
Speaker 1: to come to the table with. That's right. And now
Speaker 1: look l G P comes to the table empty handed.
Speaker 1: I don't have my calendar in front of me. Scary,
Speaker 1: I'm scary, scary. Yes, what have we been working on
Speaker 1: for two weeks? We've been working on some deals in
Speaker 1: the background, but we can't really announce them. We can't,
Speaker 1: but I'm bound. I'm sworn to secrecy. I don't think
Speaker 1: you know. I tried to help you out. I tried
Speaker 1: to help you out. I threw you a couple of
Speaker 1: ideas for the podcast. I gave you my opinion on them. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna work on those. I were working
Speaker 1: on that. I'm working on them, working, I'm working up
Speaker 1: so so Gregg t you actually gave Pete some ideas
Speaker 1: I did. I know. I gave him an idea for
Speaker 1: a sponsorship for the show. Because, by the way, right now,
Speaker 1: we don't have a sponsor. I know. Look it up,
Speaker 1: Look up, I'll spell it out for you. Let's surprise
Speaker 1: to do all fair hands with something here here, look
Speaker 1: it up here as scary, Hold on, hold on, what
Speaker 1: are you writing down there, Gregg. By the way, as
Speaker 1: Greg T writes this, down uh, Ronnie, I do need
Speaker 1: you to pull the audio of Pete making that promise.
Speaker 1: Oh now you're making demands because I actually pulled audio.
Speaker 1: So now that's my thing. Okay, get up, look it
Speaker 1: up it bro, you bro, you bro. Al right, I'll
Speaker 1: do it. Pete, Pete l g P. While he looks
Speaker 1: up our future sponsor, possible future sponsor. What brings you
Speaker 1: to the table? I was sit here with you ms
Speaker 1: want something from us? No, no, no, hello, fair heads.
Speaker 1: They're listening to you, a fair head army. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I do have to say one thing,
Speaker 1: but the nation which we are in late late March, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and on March fifteenth was my birthday. On Twitter, the
Speaker 1: all fair heads were incredible. We have the best fan
Speaker 1: army than any other podcast. You have the best fans.
Speaker 1: What did they do in the country. Yeah they did
Speaker 1: that only once or twice, but they were after tea
Speaker 1: was done. But they were very kind and best wishes
Speaker 1: and really good. I think only one kind of have
Speaker 1: you got a deal yet? One was that that guy
Speaker 1: that was the guy on Twitter who had like the
Speaker 1: egg as his profile pictures. I still think that's ta anyway.
Speaker 1: I think that was everybody on the All fair so
Speaker 1: army They all think that like it's like it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, Twitter established two thousand sixteen. The day before
Speaker 1: the guy tweets to me, Yeah, well not the case, LTE.
Speaker 1: It's nice to have you here. It would be better
Speaker 1: to have you here if you had some bundles of
Speaker 1: It's not really that close. We are close unless you
Speaker 1: unless you've got a bag full of money. That how
Speaker 1: how nice is it for? We are close? And I
Speaker 1: assume what I hear on the corporate level is that
Speaker 1: the podcast is just growing and growing and growing. That
Speaker 1: is true, and that has nothing to do with you,
Speaker 1: the biggest and the best in my heart system. Our
Speaker 1: birthday for the show is coming up. It will be
Speaker 1: April the seventeen, on the Monday, right so and and
Speaker 1: we are working on a massive thinks for your birthday?
Speaker 1: What are you getting us for our birthday? L g P? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about that? I don't know. I think it says
Speaker 1: it right there. It is title something related to that.
Speaker 1: We could have an Affair show refrigerator, we could stock
Speaker 1: it were we kind of beer? Can we put it
Speaker 1: in there, you know, that's all we should have like
Speaker 1: one of those? Why not? What about an affair show?
Speaker 1: Umador like that? Call me sheelfish, But I would like
Speaker 1: to get something for our entire off air cabinet almost
Speaker 1: sixteen all sixteen things, like a product sixteen sixteen all
Speaker 1: sixteen people. Yeah, I would like some product sixteen different
Speaker 1: things in April seventeen to make that. Yeah, because you
Speaker 1: know this, but he's close to the fair arm show
Speaker 1: go around. But keep in mind we've had we did
Speaker 1: have one sponsor in here about this again, DeLonge. That's right,
Speaker 1: let's not talk about the past. The greatest, the greatest
Speaker 1: espresso machines in the country. Why don't you call getting
Speaker 1: this plug? Can you call Bombas? Maybe Bombas socks for
Speaker 1: the fair? La La la bambas? Yeah, you Bombas Laba.
Speaker 1: What's scary? Did you pull it up? Who could possibly
Speaker 1: be one of our sponsors? Before I do that, we
Speaker 1: have a question to ask l g P. Because it's
Speaker 1: nice that you brought in that sponsorship from DeLong and
Speaker 1: it was wonderful that you attempted. What have you done
Speaker 1: for me? Like text, very very good you Bombas would
Speaker 1: work out well? Yeah, bombas would be good. I think
Speaker 1: bomback bomba socks bomba socks scary. You're interested in in
Speaker 1: a massive socks sponsorship? Yeah, I'm all about it. Why
Speaker 1: are we helping l G? Pt out? This is his
Speaker 1: gig man, this is what he What have you done
Speaker 1: for me? L is? What do you guys? Let him
Speaker 1: tell us who? Yeah, we provide the entertainment. Hey what
Speaker 1: have you done for me? L G? Yeah? You see.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna start opening up the books now and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get raw. And you don't want me to
Speaker 1: get raw when I'm angry? Yes, Greg T I do
Speaker 1: have I do have this sound that you look this
Speaker 1: could be our possible next sponsor. Guys, check this out,
Speaker 1: hit it scared. What do we need here? You go?
Speaker 1: What do you go to the bodega and pick up
Speaker 1: a three that as the as the resident absolutely single
Speaker 1: man on the show, I am do you see anything
Speaker 1: that oozes more male sexuality? Don't use and scary necessarily,
Speaker 1: I am willing to try on live on the off
Speaker 1: air show, and I'm willing to show it off and
Speaker 1: how it fits me so well. I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: a meeting with them, but scary told me that he
Speaker 1: used to go to bars wearing them already, and I
Speaker 1: was afraid bring that. I was afraid he was going
Speaker 1: to bring that up. I use the Magnums, do you really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do not? Yeah? The Magnum ice cream pop. Why don't you?
Speaker 1: Why don't you believe that? What basis do you have
Speaker 1: to defy me? Your hands? He looked like a fourteen
Speaker 1: year old. He uses the Magnums with a rubber band
Speaker 1: around whatever. He uses the Magnums to take home his
Speaker 1: carrots of Magnum condoms in the drawer under my bed
Speaker 1: as we speak in front of you that all men
Speaker 1: uh they actually miss miscategorize which kind of condom they used,
Speaker 1: And I am not one of those cars, of course
Speaker 1: they do. I want you to try it on in
Speaker 1: front of us, ball freaking. I want to see it.
Speaker 1: You want to try You want me to try a
Speaker 1: condom on in front of you, the Magnum. I want
Speaker 1: you to put the Magnum in front of me. I
Speaker 1: want to see it. That well, that brings with bald freak,
Speaker 1: that brings a whole another sponsor to the table. I
Speaker 1: don't need it. I want to start calling him Ball's freak.
Speaker 1: Don't don't need it. I'm just telling you the truth.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying that this is the facts.
Speaker 1: These are the facts as they are. I doubt it.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe. Of course. There's there's no way that
Speaker 1: you are a magnum guy. I mean I can, I
Speaker 1: can get character witnesses if you'd like. Alright, that's you
Speaker 1: get him on the phone. Yeah, let's bring it in here.
Speaker 1: Let's get a numb I don't know if I want
Speaker 1: to bring that number. That's what that's the size of
Speaker 1: my junk? No, we want it. Can you take a
Speaker 1: picture of it? Of what of my junk? Yeah? Yes, mam.
Speaker 1: I mean I could take it from now, because there's
Speaker 1: no way to prove it to you without you being
Speaker 1: without you being intimate to me, intimate with intimate to
Speaker 1: me either way. And I'm not opposed to that. I mean,
Speaker 1: at least two guys in the room, you know, I
Speaker 1: consider it. But I'm not gonna tell you which too.
Speaker 1: I tell you what I will. I will put a
Speaker 1: trojan on my kid and I will take a picture
Speaker 1: of it, and I'll bring it. I'll show you. I
Speaker 1: want you to do the same thing. You gotta take
Speaker 1: a picture of your kid with the magnum. That's what
Speaker 1: you gotta take every day. I'm gonna I'll take that
Speaker 1: ship out right now. But you're right out put on everything. Well,
Speaker 1: let me let me lift it up and start of
Speaker 1: saying wrong. Sponsorship is on the table. Wow, that's awesome. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm really excited about the fact that
Speaker 1: we didn't even get through the start your engines, let
Speaker 1: alone play a song little and tackle any of the
Speaker 1: leving topics you have here. Great, Great, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to push him off to tomorrow. Great, he's gonna shave
Speaker 1: his eyebrows. I think that kind of like takes everything
Speaker 1: else off the table at this point. Probably right, and
Speaker 1: then you have all this stuff for tomorrow. Perfect. And
Speaker 1: that's why everybody my disclaimer at the beginning of this
Speaker 1: whole podcast was, these are some topics we may get to.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you got you wish, bald freak.
Speaker 1: You know, we didn't play the Social Distortion song, and
Speaker 1: that wasn't my wish. I wanted suicidal tendencies. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you said you didn't want to hear Social d Well,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get your wish because we're not gonna play it, freak.
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about your personal fro. It's
Speaker 1: a band, bro, it's a band, not until I hear music.
Speaker 1: But you never told really what you brought you by here.
Speaker 1: I I was just coming by for other business. He's
Speaker 1: got business with me. I saw you guys in here.
Speaker 1: Let me stop in. And it's been a long time.
Speaker 1: I invited to infrequently, and you know, I've been I
Speaker 1: I've been kind of busy. You know, I've been working
Speaker 1: on trying to get that toaster that scary stole from
Speaker 1: conction of him. Oh now he changed it. He spent
Speaker 1: he spent two texts and five days. So in case
Speaker 1: people don't realize what happened, UM, a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago before vacation, I actually I found the Lovenza Delonghi.
Speaker 1: The DeLong Levenza oven was sitting outside, was sitting in
Speaker 1: Elvis's office. Unbeknownst I thought, he's not gonna Elvis is
Speaker 1: not gonna use this. But unbeknownst to me, Elvis was
Speaker 1: going to bring it to You know, Elvis has another house,
Speaker 1: so he was going to bring that over to his
Speaker 1: other house. And I didn't know that he was waiting
Speaker 1: on someone to carry it out. But I've been sitting
Speaker 1: there for a minute. So I went into Elvis's office. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I said, I think I'm gonna take this. And
Speaker 1: then Nate snuck a picture. Nate from our Elvis show.
Speaker 1: He's stuck a picture of me carrying the Levenza oven
Speaker 1: out of here, and Elvis has been pissed at me
Speaker 1: ever since. So I was leave one you leave one
Speaker 1: piece of the puzzle out. What's that you say? You know? Elvis? Elvis?
Speaker 1: Elvis was not present during this. Yeah, I did this
Speaker 1: behind us. His bitch equals robbery, treason. Yes, so I
Speaker 1: kind of stole it out of Elvis's office. So I
Speaker 1: was hoping that the Long You would come to the
Speaker 1: table and cover my track again is en route the Long,
Speaker 1: Long Long. You know what's the long? Yeah, we know you.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, bro, But is what
Speaker 1: they called me back in high school, The Long. Alright, guys, listen,
Speaker 1: you guys continued the podcast, want that, No, I gotta run. No,
Speaker 1: I'm shutting the podcast down. You're right, Captain Whack and
Speaker 1: the Maestro he's got to make some stuff on his person. Listen,
Speaker 1: it's been real. Everybody Share will be here tomorrow, sharre
Speaker 1: Knows will be live in studio. We also have about
Speaker 1: seven other items to cover. Awesome. Maybe tomorrow he does.
Speaker 1: Everybody say, Jacklobe the long Ee, Jackalob, just watch me now,
Speaker 1: Just watch me now. I guess some f now fan
Speaker 1: which won't believe you just watch me now, just watch
Speaker 1: me I get some believe you just watch me now.