WEBVTT - The Off Air Show - 'Calling Greg T. Out' - Ep.121 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:13.520 Elvis rand Presents off air show Scary Jones. And you 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.600 know what, I'm not even gonna yell. I'm not Why 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.799 aren't you gonna yell? Because you know what I gotta 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:19.640 tell you, and I'm gonna I'm airing it out right 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:21.120 now and I don't mean to. And we've been good 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:24.400 about not airing out laundry, but unfortunately I'm gonna air 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.840 it out episode there, which is a palett, which is 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:31.240 a palindrome. By the way, I am so tired of 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.680 Baldfreako is going like, yell, you know the crazy guy. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.640 I have a little tang right there. And then I go, well, yes, 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.560 why that? Did that? Take you off your does do that? Dude? 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.560 Why do you do that? I just sprinkle my little 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.080 reguano into the sauce right there? Well, why do you 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.479 have to do that all the time? Agoing here? Is 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:53.040 because that the sauce needs a little regao And that's like, 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:55.680 you know that, that's Greg T's like, you know, hooking 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.000 up with a chick and you're standing over him, watching him, 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.440 and you're you're actually you like saying things like you 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:03.120 know what, nothing, you're doing that wrong? Try this, You're 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.360 taking him the eye off the prize. You're you're distracting 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.120 and everything that you say, and you're not even but 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.880 you're not even like you know, like pumping me up. 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:12.920 You're you're not going like go get him. Here comes 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:14.800 the great. You're like here he is the maniac, There 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:20.319 is the idiot. You're on a maniac. You're perfect, crazy 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.480 to the max. Right and what did you just say 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.399 right now? What did you just say right now? The 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.200 doodle head, the doodlehead exactly, doodle head? Why you gotta 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.480 call me doodlehead? Why you gotta call me doodlehead? Because 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.920 it's it's it's a term of affection. That's what something 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.240 different every episode when when I go out with a girl, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.559 say a little doodle head. Nobody wants me a freaking doodlehead. Dude, 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:41.040 nobody will you doodle head? Who wants to me called 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.880 the doodle head? Not one persons truly, not you doodle head? 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.880 What's wrong with that? You get some music from like 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.400 like like cartoon music. This is what I think of 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.480 when I when I hear doodle head. I know I 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.120 know what it is here. Let maybe like like renting 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:54.760 stimpy or something like that, Like that's what I think 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.240 of So why don't you put on the sheet what 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.480 I can call you and then I'll just I'll just 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.480 I'll follow your lead. So is this what is this 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.200 the depiction you have of Greg? T Is this the 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:06.320 picture you have in your head? Lets? Here um, here 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:15.800 is a little toodle head. I don't want to be 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:18.880 called toodle head. No. Well, the good news is I 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.080 never repeat what I call you, so I will never 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.720 ever refer to you as the doodle head. After episode one, 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:29.600 prome palindrome, episode right, this is the palindrome episode paladrome. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:34.079 I was hoping you and it's not paladrome. It's palin drome, 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:40.280 palin ron palindrome are palid perfectly symmetrical things that look uh, 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.800 that are the same going forwards as they are backwards. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.160 So I guess the number one twenty one is a 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:50.000 palindrome because it's one to one if you read it 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.720 left to right, and it's one to one if you 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:56.000 read it right to left. Now select the name Bob. Yes, 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:59.839 that is also the palindrome. Good for you, Gregg. Maybe 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:05.160 you are in a doodle head an anna and give 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:09.200 us another one. I give us one that's more than 0:03:09.240 --> 0:03:12.600 four letters. Give us one that's like, God, give us one. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:18.040 That's like six letters. Mama. By the way, you know, 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.840 it doesn't have to freaking doodle ahead, don't have to 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:22.400 look the same in a mirror in order for it 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.440 to be a palindrome. Seriously, I'm gonna reach over the 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:28.440 freaking table and punch you, bro about snap ahead, bounce 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.760 you bro, call me doodlehead one more time. I will 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:36.440 bounce you, bro. I'm gonna be that's right, that's right, 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.480 one more time. Stop throwing the furniture one more time. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.440 I'm telling it's gonna I hope Elvis, here's this episode. 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:48.160 Gouble this episode he will actually see that great t 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.120 kick the freaking furniture. It's gonna be trouble before we 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.360 even started. Like I said, I'm never going to call 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:58.280 you that again anyway. So okay, Well, today we have 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.240 great tea binge watching a brand new TV show, Phase 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:04.200 six on the History Channel. We've gotta talk about the 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:08.400 marijuana business, which is on the rise. Those Las Vegas Raiders. 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.080 How does that sound? Football fans? I hate it? And 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.440 um we want to talk about getting into a real 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.040 fist fight as opposed to imaginary one. No, no, no no, 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.799 you know because sometimes when you get before it gets 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:21.520 to that point, you kind of push and shove and 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.640 then it's over. We're talking about a real deal fist 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.120 fight here, all right, like a man. So we might 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.800 get to that. Do you realize that we promised eleven 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.520 things every episode and then we get to about six 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.359 of you? But what's gonna happen is I'm gonna freaking 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.760 cuff you up? Bro? What do you got against Scary Jones? 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.280 He didn't call you. Do want to cuff you up? 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.320 Because you keep because you're probing me, You keep poking 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.359 poking me. You're you're a middle aged man. You need 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:43.840 to be probed every once in a while. Make sure 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:46.880 you're okay. What are you talking about? What are you? Then? 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:51.080 That's shut up. He's Mr six with Great Adventure. He's 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:55.320 the Venga bus guy. That that that that that that 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:58.359 that that that that you're the bully with the glasses. 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:00.400 You know, speaking of Ronnie, you look like him more 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.159 than Greg Take that's true? You know what opens up 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:06.359 like him? Six Legs Great Adventure officially opens up this weekend. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:09.680 Six six Legs, six Flags. I said, what's the big 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.960 ride this year? You know, I don't know are they 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:14.280 there a new ride at six Legs. I don't think 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.640 there is. There's I think there's has to me something. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.280 Give me six legs, great eventure music? You want? We 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:24.000 like loops, lightning loops. Remember back in the day lightning loops, 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:25.840 Lightning loops? Did they open that back up after the 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.120 kid fell out of it? Wow? There we go. This 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:31.800 is great. Yea here set on fire and like seven 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.800 people died. Ronnie, you look like this guy and you 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.760 act like this guy. You want like Gary Jones? You 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.200 act like him? What is this guy? Act like his 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:41.040 name is saying his name is Mr six But he 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.600 doesn't say anything. He just dances around with his big head. Right, 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.760 he's just dancing. He had his great act like him. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.640 I don't act like this because direct he's like a circus. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.960 Oh my god? And yes what you go bounce him? Bro? 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.679 He just grot you a surfiece of midget. I shouldn't 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:58.120 have used the word circus, little person. I'm sorry, trying 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:03.880 to be more politically. He's going on today great like 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:09.520 a freaking monkey. The circus man, I'm a monkey. What 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.520 did I don't deserve that? What? I'll tell you what 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.240 you did? You made a career out of it. You 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.720 are the guy. You are the guy that jumps around, 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:23.640 bounces around, not on the fair shows, right show, completely different. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.840 I don't even know what you're referring to. The Foreman. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.560 I should have said the foreman. I'll use that one tomorrow. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:34.320 He's the foreskin doodle head bad man. But on your 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:38.680 minds party people, once you start me, yeah, let's start 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:40.920 up engine. I want to talk about how I wanted 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:43.480 to hear suicidal Tendencies today and you guys turn you 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.560 heard three seconds of it and then you said, no, 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.160 we're not going to play that. No, because we thought 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.920 you wanted to hear social distortion, so we picked for 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.800 confusing those two bands to begin with. The two good bands, 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.800 by the way, right, But I want to hear some 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.920 metal every once in a while. I'm sorry we don't 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.680 on metal. My little much for me and my thoughts 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:06.840 on the suicidal tendencies is that listen, I washed when 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.239 I was again when I was a young kid. Of course, 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.720 I was all about a big skateboarder mash and to 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:13.360 all of that, I want to hear about this, where 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.000 did you mash? Because scary never really scary? Did you 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:18.240 never to know, I was at the City Gardens in 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.120 the Trenton. I was the back of the PI. I 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:22.280 was down at City Gardens in Trenton to make fends, 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.200 like to live music, like we're just pre recorded rama 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:32.120 rama and drama, Rama, Drama, Rama, Bouncing Souls. Dude, come 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.000 on all of that stuff, drama ram back in the 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:35.960 day before they became a little bit more commercial. You know, 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:38.960 I had bound a drama rama in the system. Probably 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:42.920 not what lass cigarette one of my favorites. You know, 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.160 the Greg from the Bouncing Soul has been up on 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.280 my other podcast, The Independent Mind the Pot. You're kidding me? 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:49.000 I used to you know what I mean? Why don't 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.280 make that song out of song? Today? O A from 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.280 the Bouncing Souls. I love the Bouncing So today I 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.760 saw the Bouncing Souls at Bergen Community College in the 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:00.840 gymnasium back in the day and par Amason, New Jersey. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:05.680 I couldn't believe it his bouncing. So they're still doing it. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.800 They still do this song. They still do everything out. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.160 What about drama rama? Are they still put stuff out that? 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:21.080 I couldn't say? Heyma, palindrome, but one of their songs, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:26.080 what song is that like? Drama Rama, This is a 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:36.480 great song by also like these are the quotes from 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:40.319 our favorite eighties movies. What is that from the Bouncing Souls? 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.480 It's off the I think the good, the bad, and 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:46.120 the argyle. Oh right, that's yeah. You know what drama 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.960 Rama has a song? Anything anything that was a massive 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.679 hit back and that's just redundant. That's not anything. Anything 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.800 is a great song. Oh come on, but that that's 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.800 not a palindrome. Do you have anything anything that's a stutter? 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.400 Come on? That was if you like drama Rama, that 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:03.160 was the song? Anything? Anything? I don't think I know 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:06.800 that one anything anything? Of course you have to how 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:11.720 could you now? I want to hear anything anything anything 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.600 like that. You don't, you don't. You don't know the song. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:19.920 Hold on, I don't know. You don't know the song. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:21.719 Give me more, give me more. He's a great song. 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.160 You can only give me thirty seconds. It sounds like cure. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:29.679 It's coming. Give me the hook, bro, give me the hoo. 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:37.680 Here comes? What is this? Yeah? What the hell is wrong? 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.839 Hell is wrong? I gotta say, you may stunned me. 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.400 Here are you kidding me? Right? I don't think? Oh 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.800 you know, okay, I hear it coming. Yeah, settled down, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:49.679 settled down the course of course, I give you. I 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.120 like hearing Scary Jones, sat punk rock come on, keep 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:59.160 going undred dollar bills just so you know what. I'm 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:04.360 gonna go buy this on iTunes. Married me. They've tuned 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.600 me out, they've tuned me out of their heads. We're 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.959 not tuning you out. Getting into the great song. My 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:13.200 favorite song by Drama Rama though, because it's Johnny. Johnny 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.360 Drama was a singer and he's a character on Entourage. 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.800 Yeah no, but he's really the singer of Drama Rama 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.240 and they're from California. And their biggest hit that I thought, 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.599 even better than anything anything, was less Cigarette And that 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.240 song was just great. I mean, it takes you back 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:29.800 thinking about at the end of the night you have 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:36.160 a cigarette. Oh, it's so good those days. What's the 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.520 difference between you and me, Greg, You're a punk rock 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.440 kid and I was a metal kid, a punk rock 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.320 and I would mash the metal idsh like prong. How 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.520 about how about punk rock kid? But the Dead Kennedy 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.880 punk rock kid. I got the ultimate, I got the ultimate. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:51.840 You have that song? You have the song Dead Kennedy's 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:54.680 the punk rock kid. I don't think we have Dead Kenny. 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.520 We do, we we're not. We have chemical warfare in California. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:00.640 Uberles Maha was such a big new thing when I 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.679 was a kid that we would wouldn't just Masha clubs. 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:06.480 We go to guy's house. Let's front to four two 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.400 right now, industrial music? Wait, how about the song from 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.520 New Locked the Targets. It was punk Rock Girl by 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:17.400 the Dead Milkman. That system punk rock Girl by Dead Milkman. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.679 I know that song. Come on, that's the song. No 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.160 Dead Milkman in here either or you kid? They hate 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.920 us anyway. Uh So that's all we got going on 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:30.360 for you and your engine. Well, yeah, you didn't play 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.439 the Suicidal Pensies. That's the bottom ron punk Rock Girl 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.200 by the Dead milkmank. I played the song in college. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.520 Come on, now, this is the one I can't believe 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.520 they played off my phone. Who's looking at the timer, 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.719 Billy Ronnie, you know this one? Yes, I'm familiar with 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.079 this song. You know who used to play all this stuff? 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.000 Scary Jones at the guy who got us into radio. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.520 That's right, the guy, Bernie Bernie Flesh Bernie flesh w 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:57.880 b I he would play. It was what do you 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.199 call it? The rock and roll dance of rock and 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:01.839 roll dance, dude, We hated it. That was our least 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:03.719 favorite part of his show was the music, and we 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:07.200 were clearly shortsighted. We really were. We had no idea 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:09.839 back then. We didn't appreciate his music. But anyway, that 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.839 was a That was a guy that used to be 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.480 um on the Free Speech Radio. I was. I was 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.760 an r EM. I was an r e M fan 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.520 before every kid in every suburb across America knew who 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:26.040 Michael Stipe was. Please, I was. I was an he 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:32.559 Come on now, I'm talking like you gotta go back, Yes, 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:38.160 you gotta end of the world. That's like a goat. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:40.480 Come on, like a goat singing Ronny, what was your 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.920 favorite song by by r M? You know, I was 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.040 just having this conversation with somebody last night that I 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:46.760 was never a big r M fan as a kid. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.600 All my friends were. I was a huge r M. Yeah, 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:55.320 what's your favorite RM song before Jones? No, I'm not kidding, 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.120 He's gonna give me the single because you're not really big. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:00.400 I have a huge RM. I like Radio Free Europe. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.920 You gotta lie in the podcast Radio for Europe Radio 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.280 for your When did you ever like sit in your 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.600 room at home and listen to rim I like standing 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:12.760 the place where we lived, where we were right? Those 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.080 are the massive hit films. What's wrong? What's What's wrong 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.240 with the one? I like spam By when this one 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:21.440 goes out to the one song that's probably my favorite 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.360 m What the problem is? Commercial success? That broke them 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.199 was losing my religion. Of course here I know he 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:30.520 left a really bad paste. Remember he went on the 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:32.760 MTV Video Music Awards and he took like seven T 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.640 shirts off to try to send some sort of political 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.120 MESSI and they all had a word underneathing exactly. Yeah, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:39.920 I'm like, come on, dude, just you know, make it 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.680 about the music please. But you know, Michael Stiper musically 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.800 looks like now he's bald and old. No, he's got 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.679 a beard, a massive beard. You couldn't even recognize him. 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:51.160 Is it bigger than David Letterman's beard. It's a massive 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.719 you gotta see. Look up Michael's stuper than the guy 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.800 from Master Don's beard. It's pretty big. Look up Michael 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.600 Stipe and then go google images of what he looks 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:03.320 like today. His Beard is massive. You wouldn't recognize him 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.439 at all as the lead singer former lead singer. Actually, 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.640 am you know what my favorite r M song was? 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:14.160 Which Orange Crush? Great? Yeah, I guess I've grown to 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.440 appreciate them as I've gotten older. We were talking about 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.240 this the other day. Have you ever done some research 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:25.280 on RM? Me? Me? I got my I've got my 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.720 R and I was talking to somebody about this also 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:31.240 last night that my friends and I Scary knows about this, 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.680 but he does not participate my friends and I, we 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.320 haven't done it in a couple of years. But here 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:37.520 we get together and we do something called list night 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.960 where we know it's called nerdy list night. We call 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.480 it list night anybody it is very nerdy, but it's 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:46.080 it's it's a camaraderie. He don't ask to be. This 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:50.080 is the biggest waste time, the biggest colossal waste of time. 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.400 Now we get together and we and we all come 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.560 correct with our own list of what's you know, what 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:56.720 are your favorite led Zeppelin songs of all time? What 0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.640 are your favorite pizza songs? Tina? You underne We've done 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.880 They do one topic per night, so for three hours, 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.880 these guys sit there with pen and paper and they said, 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:14.680 all right, tonight's Tonight's list is perfect. Album sides like 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.920 best first song on an album were best albums. So 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.600 they have to go through their brains and they have 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.480 to look online and they have to do research, and 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:25.640 then at the end of the night, over many a 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:31.360 beer and other things, they completely They say that that 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.560 they say themselves. They reveal their list, their top ten lists. Dude, 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:38.720 I'll leave call some some top right now. So that's 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.080 what they do. And I'm like, you guys made it 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.280 and make an entire Saturday night out of this. We 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.760 dedicate months of research to and we get hardcore about it. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:49.440 But I love it because it forces you to go 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.760 back and listen to every David Bowie album. If you want, 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.760 you want to do best albums of the seventies, you 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.440 gotta listen to Can you gotta listen to David Bowie, 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.440 You gotta listen to Stevie Wonder. You gotta listen to 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.600 this lie in the Families. No, but it's annoying good. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.360 At the end of the day, you present your list, 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.520 you do your debates with each other, and then but 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:09.440 what is it all for? What is it all we've 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.360 done dates for comaraderie's sake. What is the what's your 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:15.720 favorite song? My favorite David Bowie song? I don't know. 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:17.600 We haven't done that list yet, come on to do 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.240 it because he's dead, so I feel like he's you know, 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.720 he's disqualified himself. He's not going to have any more music. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.920 But his last album was incredible. So that's the rule 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:27.920 is they can't be making music anymore. So we haven't 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:31.120 done like a nine inch Nails record, nine Nails list 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.080 or something like that, because he's still making music. So 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:34.960 here's what's going on in my world. We can we 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.120 can move off of this for a second if we 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:41.400 have to rebel rebel rebel rebels. We've done this before 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:46.280 to when he passed away. We talked about I don't know, 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.720 it's better than modern love and all that crap. Alright, alright, anyway, 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.520 I just asked if you ever much, But we never 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.120 got to anything on my list yet, So we're not 0:16:56.120 --> 0:17:00.840 going to play suicidal tendency. We're gonna talk now next. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:02.520 I want to explain to you guys what I'm doing tonight. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.040 I'm kind of nervous. I've been chosen to be an 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:09.040 auctioneer at a at an event tonight actually cure. Now 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.720 here's the thing, and it's gonna be me and Caroline Ray. 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:14.920 Caroline Ray the comedian. Of course, she was on Sabrina 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.159 the Teenage which, yeah, so the two of us are 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:19.919 going to be doing this. There's nine live auction items 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.680 and then a moment where we have to actually do 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.920 a live pledge where we just have to say, hey, 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.080 who wants to donate? Just for the hell of it. Now. 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:29.520 I don't know too much about what this this girl 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.760 is going through, who who's the charity is based on? 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.840 But I will tell you one thing. I am no auctioneer. 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.320 I am not good. I see auctioneers. We've seen them 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:49.040 presented to us in professional settings. Can we film this? 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:50.720 Can we get this on film? Can we can we 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.440 play some of the audio back? I would love to 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.159 hear it. I'm not gonna be okay, you want to 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.399 hear an auctioneer sounds like I think I do have 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.600 some sound? What does an auctioneer actually sound like? Hair 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:00.679 this Listen, We're gonna start to right now at ten 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:05.680 thou dollars. This is no people make their whole careers 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:07.040 out of this. What do they say in the middle, 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:09.359 they go, but I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna give you 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:14.280 an auction year. This is an auctioneer. I think twice 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:16.920 at the Iowa State Fair they're auctioning off a cow. 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.960 Let's get the auction underway by nine the bit of 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.080 my But I was no way but an a no 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:25.439 nine and nine now D nine d D one put 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.480 one now one but the one to three year three 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:35.080 of the examine nine six at one to sixty three 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.600 four pints six to hen Now, but as if you tonight, 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:39.440 I want to think, do you think I can have 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:41.000 any one jot of talking like that? I want to 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:43.440 compare that to what you do? How many lines of 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:54.320 coke do I have to do? You tell us what 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.359 the hell? At first I thought this was gibberish. Now, 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.560 when Elvis got honored at Musician on a call the 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:04.600 other night, guys, there you were, there was there, and 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:07.080 there was a woman and she was wonderful. I don't 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.160 know where she's from. She gave me her business card. 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.520 You had to hear her, bald freak. She was like, going, Now, 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.080 so I'm going I'm gonna go up there. But I 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.760 think the point is you want to make the most 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:24.600 the most amount of money for the charity. And I 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.159 don't think I'm gonna be able to pull this off 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:29.639 tonight because I'm gonna you think I'm an entertainer. Man, 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:32.160 I listen, are you give me? Give me the mic? Man? 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:34.080 And I don't care, you know me, I'll just jump in. 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:37.879 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not afraid of audiences. I 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:41.720 love crowds. I literally work well with people and bounce 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:44.639 off worried you're gonna be great sounds like No, I 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:47.280 just don't know how to. I just don't know how 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:50.280 to be that guy that we just heard. I can't 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.600 up sell something like that. I'm good with connecting with people, 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:58.600 not with alight. Alright, like like a class you can 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:00.639 take for this sort of thing. Yes, I apparently there is, 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:06.280 but the event is tonight's exactly? Is there no cliffs 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:10.000 notes version of auctioneering? Well, okay, here, let's let's practice scary. 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:12.719 So here's a glass of water. Okay, I drank out 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.280 of the glass of water. This is greg Teas glass 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:18.199 of water. Okay, and you're gonna auction off for charity 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:20.359 right now? All right? There you go. Okay, we have 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:23.080 this beautiful glass of water. This is not no ordinary 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:27.080 glass of water. This came from a beautiful distillery in 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:31.720 Golden Colorado, and I drank from it now now, Greg T, Now, 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:36.080 Greg greg T, Yes, a superstar show of the off 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:40.160 air show and beyond. Took a sip out of that water. Now. 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.040 So and the glass, might I tell you, is some 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:50.040 fine china casself. It's worth seventy right, So you combine 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:53.600 that with Greg T a celebrity's lips. Yes, and who's 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:59.080 spit right the origin of the water. We're gonna open 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:03.600 the bidding now too. Hundred dollars two two hundred, Thank you, sir, 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:07.200 Thank you, bald asshole. What about you? They're tracking my 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:12.200 bid leaving. Get this guy up to say, do I hear? 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:15.200 Do I hear? Two fifty ft two hundred to fifty 0:21:15.280 --> 0:21:17.040