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Speaker 1: to Samantha Morton and Dame Judy from this atrocity up

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Speaker 1: don't think so. The fucking Royal family and any of

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Speaker 1: you counts who think they're good suck are bad people.

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Speaker 1: They represent everything that is bad in this world. I'm

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Speaker 1: Those people. Do you know what they do? Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much? Oh my god, beautiful. They have a castle

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Speaker 1: filled with jewels that they stole, stoles, and you people

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Speaker 1: pay money to see them. They already owned the jewels.

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Speaker 1: Need your money pay them. The country funck them. They

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Speaker 1: a giving queen. Thank you everyone, give it up for real. Butcheria,

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Speaker 1: promotions treat each other, Kylie, let's go, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: butcher what are we thinking? The troll ball troball? Okay,

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Speaker 1: your ball topic, yeah, Jessica Chastain, this is chime starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, Jessica, sass chass Steak. I didn't

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Speaker 1: even say your fucking name. What kind of a name

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Speaker 1: is chass steak? That sounds like some jewels in a

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Speaker 1: palace kind of ship, kind of a crazy white ass

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Speaker 1: ancestral water put from with those cheekbones in that red

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Speaker 1: ass hair. If it's even real, chass Stain, I see

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Speaker 1: what you're doing, trying to get your liberal white ass

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Speaker 1: in with all the good people. Where have you been?

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Speaker 1: Where are you playing Molly's game? Not in this town.

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Speaker 1: I'll watch it on a plane, sure, Chasta, that's all

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Speaker 1: I got on, Jessica chast Okay, then here's one more.

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Speaker 1: It is Barbara streisand ten seconds, honey, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Barbara Streisand somebody took a picture of your house on

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Speaker 1: a beach, and you paid too much attention to it.

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Speaker 1: And you brought attention to that picture of your beautiful

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Speaker 1: house on a beach. And if you would have just

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Speaker 1: walked on by Barbara streisand we wouldn't have invented the

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Speaker 1: Barbara streisand effect. Everybody bought that photo. They looked at

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Speaker 1: that photo. You trolled yourself, Barbara streisand and you know what,

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Speaker 1: I think she was doing it on purpose. I think

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Speaker 1: Barbara wants the controversy effect everybody. It's fucking Glenn buses.

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Speaker 1: If it has been so good tonight, what will it be? Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't make any enemies alright now. Um, I don't think so, honey, Hitler,

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Speaker 1: Um hey new swash Hitler. No one likes you, bitch.

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Speaker 1: I can get out here. Hey, bitch, grow a full mustache. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't like the body shame, but honestly, you're not cute, bitch,

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Speaker 1: and like if you I'm like, hey, Hitler. You're the

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Speaker 1: Hitler of people. Okay, we all make fun of you

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Speaker 1: where you know, if you were alive right now, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you'd be so embarrassed because everyone's like, like

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Speaker 1: the worst thing and they say you bitch, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: like honestly like Matcheen seconds, No honey, um, and your

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Speaker 1: friends also are bad. Um, I don't think um, nine honey,

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Speaker 1: nine honey. And that's one minute coming after headline we

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Speaker 1: Look is really good, such a good look. Yes, none

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Speaker 1: that so much. So here's something real quick to um.

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Speaker 1: So i've gained a little bit of confidence, maybe do

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Speaker 1: the trouball. Okay, and I think that maybe I should

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Speaker 1: do it. But also I didn't know who Daria Hatger was.

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Speaker 1: We'll do We'll pick one out. If you don't know

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Speaker 1: who it is, we'll throw it back in. We'll pick

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Speaker 1: another one out. And if you don't know who it is,

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Speaker 1: fuck you. Here. Here's here's the thing. If I don't

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Speaker 1: know who it is, I'll project a vomit onto the

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Speaker 1: first Okay, first show, everyone has their ponchos on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna know who this is, Brodie, here we go.

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Speaker 1: You're I don't think so, honey. Topic is Emily Blunt

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Speaker 1: and not think so. Emily Blunt? Are you who? John

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Speaker 1: Krasinski was looking into camera for this entire time. I

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Speaker 1: think that you're the receptionist of a Scranton, Pennsylvania office. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not. You have a British accent. You co start

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Speaker 1: in a movie with Anne Hathawayasuly has not done that.

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Speaker 1: But we want John Krasinski to be happy with Pam Beasley,

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Speaker 1: the character, but the actor. Also, I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on right now. Emily Blunt, congratulations on your rolling

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Speaker 1: into the Woods. We all had a great time, but

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Speaker 1: also we didn't really remember you and you didn't. You

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Speaker 1: didn't really get a late night show as a result,

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Speaker 1: which means that maybe you didn't do into the Woods

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Speaker 1: right five seconds, Emily Blunt, if you're in the audience,

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Speaker 1: I'll be friends with you. And that's one brody gop out.

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Speaker 1: You know what I gotta spot before we let this

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Speaker 1: group go. I gotta spot a trend all the troubles

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Speaker 1: have ended with I love you and that's very positive.

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Speaker 1: That's what we come here to do. Give it up

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Speaker 1: for these doctors know nothing. Blagon King's Thompson. Good. Why

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Speaker 1: are you guys ready for the last group of the night.

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Speaker 1: This group is called the mother Fucker's. Give it up

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Speaker 1: for Danielle Pere. This we have Eliza Skinner and we

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Speaker 1: have Solomon. They're making their way up there. They are

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Speaker 1: making an entrance. Honey, it's the final group. So that

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Speaker 1: has to be a moment of suscepense because the Motherfucker's

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Speaker 1: are coming to the stage. It's the Motherfucker's. And then

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Speaker 1: we have Drew Derogi. Okay, perfect, okay, everyone, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Let's have up to the stage. Very first, Naomi Eagan,

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Speaker 1: why we have the whole group? Wait one more time, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: Eliza Skinner, Solomon, Georgia and Naomi. Yes, welcome, welcome, welcome here. Mother?

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Speaker 1: Are we ready? Are we ready? Miss Danielle Perez to

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Speaker 1: the mike. Care she turned up? Look is turned Danielle.

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Speaker 1: I am excited to ask you. Are we doing a

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Speaker 1: pre selected topic or the trouble? You look stunning? Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I famously like to look stunning, and I famously like

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Speaker 1: to do pre select, famously prele Okay, so here we go,

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Speaker 1: Danielle Perez is, I don't think Sony, your time starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, stars, who are you for? People? Leafy?

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Speaker 1: People who were? I don't funk with either? And I

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Speaker 1: want access, honey. Okay, I'm not, I know, half in

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Speaker 1: puff like I'm at some sad olliptical at twenty four fitness.

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Speaker 1: I just want to go to a laster hours blove

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Speaker 1: party in downtown l A. Okay, stairs our dirty s,

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Speaker 1: there's our growth. Stairs are for poor people. The only

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Speaker 1: thing that has stepped is sobriety, and I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: And seconds seconds. The only thing I want to be

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Speaker 1: going up and down with any sort of exhaustion is

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Speaker 1: a dit five seconds. All right. Anna Wintour doesn't do stairs.

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Speaker 1: I neither fun do I do? What? Del Perez? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Perez, you have some respecting. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: everyone welcome Alies the skin, Alisa, your honor. I would

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Speaker 1: have stood for that, but it would have seemed like rude.

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Speaker 1: That was very good, amazing, Eliza. Are we doing a

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Speaker 1: pre selected topic or um? I'd like to do a

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Speaker 1: pre selected topic late night shows on a Tuesday. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. It's not a one day, it's not

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Speaker 1: a three day. It's a tuesday. You people don't have jobs.

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00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: Are you vampires? So what is happening? Oh? None of

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Speaker 1: you have someone to go home and kiss. No one

557
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: has anyone to fuck. You'll just stay up and lonely

558
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: for hours. If you drink enough and watch other people scream,

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Speaker 1: the loneliness goes away. You think this skin comes from

560
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Speaker 1: not sleeping? Okay? Do you think this bud day comes

561
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Speaker 1: from staying up late at night? It doesn't. It comes.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting all the time and staring at myself and

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Speaker 1: wondering why I've done this to my I need to

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Speaker 1: get home early to get my beauty sleep so I

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Speaker 1: can wake up at four am and think about all

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Speaker 1: my bad choices. That's one minute, I don't think so, honey, Yes,

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Speaker 1: even doing here? It is Tuesday night. We're almost don't

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Speaker 1: you worry? Mastup? We have slid at Georgia. I love Hi.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Solomon, I will know. I'm too new.

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Speaker 1: It's his first night doing comedy. I'm pre selected Solomon

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Speaker 1: George's I don't think sonniest time starts now. I do

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Speaker 1: not think so, honey. White people acting black that think

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Speaker 1: I will not call the police on them? Fuck that.

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Speaker 1: I saw a white dude with corn rolls beatboxing. I

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Speaker 1: called the cops on his trifle that because guess what,

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Speaker 1: if we can't be black in public, you can't try

577
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: to be black in public? Okay, and even better, you

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00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: know what I sound like on an upset white womanly, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Brittany. Oh you're already on the way. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Fifteen seconds and I'm done with all

581
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Speaker 1: of you. You can't. Black culture has been consumed to

582
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Speaker 1: a billion dollar industry, and yet you cannot even tell

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Speaker 1: your goddamn racist I'm going to go fuck himself. No,

584
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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops on all of y'all. Five seconds.

585
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 1: If I see you listen to Cardi B, I'm calling

586
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Speaker 1: the cops on you. That's what. Do not listen to

587
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Speaker 1: Cardi B. That's not for us, Salomon Georgia, everybody, you

588
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: will go to prison. Do not cross hall. And now

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Speaker 1: welcome to the stage to the Have some respect, have

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Speaker 1: some respect, have some respect, some respect. I drew another

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Speaker 1: veteran another and you hint it to me in an

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Speaker 1: email that you would like to do the trollball. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with that. Yeah, let's do it. I

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Speaker 1: knew I just wanted one more trouble before the night

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Speaker 1: was over. Okay, here we go, trouball, let's make it.

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Speaker 1: Let's see you're okay, You're I don't think so. Any

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Speaker 1: trouball topic is the television show Gilmore Girls, and you're

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Speaker 1: a time starts now, I don't think so, honey, Gilmore Girls,

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Speaker 1: fucking slow down. You're talking so goddamn fast. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: make you interesting. You're your three years apart in age.

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Speaker 1: You look exactly the same. They should be called the

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Speaker 1: Gilmore fucking Twins. Does anyone remember anything from the Guilty

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Speaker 1: Gilmore Goes other than than like falling back onto like

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Speaker 1: a lawn. They were always they were always like on

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Speaker 1: in like yards somewhere, and like Melissa McCarthy's a chef

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Speaker 1: in what world? In what universe? Bless your hearts? Ain't

607
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: that fun? Oh my god? And Kelly what's her name?

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00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: The mom who was in Dirty Dancing? I mean everybody

609
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Speaker 1: that show was just called it was just mayonnaise with

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Speaker 1: shoes on five seconds. I don't mean we don't mean

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Speaker 1: Gilmore girls, just like we don't need you know anything

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Speaker 1: else from that awful time in the two thousand's. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so on it red Kelly Bishop to filth.

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Speaker 1: Didn't even know her goddamn last name, Kelly Bishop, didn't

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Speaker 1: even get Kelly Bishops. Who knows Kelly Bishop? Wow? Personal bags?

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Speaker 1: All right, Here we go our final I don't think so,

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Speaker 1: Honey of the evening will be delivered to us by

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Speaker 1: Naomi bar again. Take the long way around, Honey, Take

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Speaker 1: the long way around, Naomi. Oh my gosh, Naomi, are

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Speaker 1: we doing a priest like the topic or the troll ball?

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Speaker 1: Naomi your I don't think so, honey. Time begins now, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Fitty comics on one show. Okay, baby,

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Speaker 1: like a Liza said, you got to rest. Okay. I've

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Speaker 1: been sitting up in here since eight fifteen, Honey, I

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Speaker 1: might have a touch of swamp ass in my pants.

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Speaker 1: We ain't got no a c. I'm trying to make

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Speaker 1: a bang happen. And that's about eleven thirty feet. It's

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Speaker 1: too early in the week to be making mistakes. Honey,

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Speaker 1: We're about to kill each other for the same fucking

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Speaker 1: uber when this ship is all over, honey, you know

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Speaker 1: we're all up in here fitted comic. We all need

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Speaker 1: a goddamn moment to shine up in this ship. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is not an NBC stand Up for Diversity audition.

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Speaker 1: Anytime to be me, thesh anytime to be me and

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Speaker 1: that's one bang. Oh my god, giving up for this group.

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Speaker 1: The motherfucker's Danielle Pearrel Skinner and Georgia True, jo Naomi

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Speaker 1: and Fair Again, honestly, we have been noted we have

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Speaker 1: to change this goddamn format. But did you have fun

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Speaker 1: tonight though? So anyway, thank you all so much for coming.

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Speaker 1: I'll give it up for all your comics. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: list them all in order right now, Ray Sonny Off

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, where on my Kirby Hall about tea

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Speaker 1: and at the morn, oh my god. Well well Orry Skater, Alma, Georgia,

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Speaker 1: Jost Roam, have a great night. Good luck with the

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