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Speaker 3: We've got so much news to cover tonight. Americans google
Speaker 3: their symptoms, Trump throws an abortion policy reveal, party, and
Speaker 3: student debt must have some bad tweets because it just
Speaker 3: got canceled.
Speaker 1: So let's get into the headlines. Let's kick things off with.
Speaker 3: Yesterday's solar eclipse, when people across the continent came together
Speaker 3: to have their wallets stolen while they were distracted by space.
Speaker 3: Hopefully everyone wore the correct safety glasses so they didn't
Speaker 3: catch COVID from the sun. But even if you did
Speaker 3: wear them, you still might have a solar hangover.
Speaker 4: Google Trends reports shows some of the eclipse watchers may
Speaker 4: not have been using proper eye protection. The company says
Speaker 4: it's aw spike in searches of my eyes hurt following
Speaker 4: the solar eclipse on Monday.
Speaker 1: My eyes hurt. That's not even a question.
Speaker 3: That just sounds like people were complaining to their computer,
Speaker 3: my eyes hurt.
Speaker 1: Google, get some friends losers.
Speaker 3: By the way, I hate that Google uses our searches
Speaker 3: to monitor trends. That's why you got to throw up
Speaker 3: some fake searches. Every day I'll put in my eyes
Speaker 3: hurt plus something random like hockey skates edible, just to
Speaker 3: throw it off. But this story does say a lot
Speaker 3: about the state of our healthcare system. Back in the day,
Speaker 3: if you had eye pain, call up your family doctor
Speaker 3: and he'd tell you to smoke more cigarettes. Nowadays, you
Speaker 3: have to wait six weeks to get an appointment with
Speaker 3: your hyeh doctor, or you can go online and immediately
Speaker 3: find out that the eclipse glasses gave you autism. Look,
Speaker 3: the good news is, for most people, the pain is
Speaker 3: probably a harmless case of eyestrain. You'll be fine because
Speaker 3: those glasses were made from the same high tech, advanced material.
Speaker 1: As the birthday crown they give you at Burger Camp.
Speaker 3: Now, speaking of looming shadows over America, let's move on
Speaker 3: to gun violence. America treats its gun problem the way
Speaker 3: a dog treats a new baby, by hoping that if
Speaker 3: we ignore it, it'll disappear. But at this point, any progress,
Speaker 3: no matter how small, would be better than the status quo,
Speaker 3: and now a legal verdict might have set an important
Speaker 3: precedent breaking today.
Speaker 5: For the first time in the United States, parents whose
Speaker 5: son killed four teenagers will themselves spend ten to fifteen
Speaker 5: years in prison. The Crumbley's provided unrestricted access to the gun,
Speaker 5: ignored their son's fiery mental health problems, and enabled his
Speaker 5: actions by ignoring all of the warning signs.
Speaker 6: School staff testify the parents were called to the school
Speaker 6: and urged to get Ethan psychological help.
Speaker 3: Just hours before the shooting, but the Crumble's refuse to
Speaker 3: take them home.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: For the first time ever, parents are going to be
Speaker 3: liable for their kids' school shooting, which honestly makes sense
Speaker 3: to me. You know, we already blame the parents for
Speaker 3: a lot less. When a teenager throws a loud party,
Speaker 3: we blame the parents, or when a kid has a
Speaker 3: stupid haircut, we blame the parents. We should blame the
Speaker 3: parents when a kid shoots up a school. And why
Speaker 3: stop with the parents. The grandparents raise those parents, so
Speaker 3: throw them in prison to in fact, go all the
Speaker 3: way up the family tree. You know, great grandparents, great
Speaker 3: great grandparents, exhuom all the bodies and put them in
Speaker 3: a special ghost jail. And yeah, and if you're thinking, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: we have to build ghost prisons now, wouldn't it be
Speaker 3: more reasonable just to regulate guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I agree either way.
Speaker 3: Either way, after hearing what these parents did, I don't
Speaker 3: ever want to hear again that I'm a bad parent
Speaker 3: just for giving my kid an iPad.
Speaker 1: Okay, the worst thing my kid.
Speaker 3: Is going to do is go to school and talk
Speaker 3: in a Peppa Pig accent all day. Let's move on
Speaker 3: to some presidential news in our ongoing coverage of Indecision
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: If you're like.
Speaker 3: Most young Americans, you have thousands of dollars of college
Speaker 3: debt after getting your degree in TikTok gender studies. Thankfully,
Speaker 3: President Joe Biden is here to help.
Speaker 7: President Biden unveiled his latest effort to free up more
Speaker 7: Americans who are bogged down by student debt. The plan,
Speaker 7: announced during a visit to Wisconsin includes debt cancelation for
Speaker 7: those who now owe more than they borrowed because of
Speaker 7: runaway interest.
Speaker 8: You plan to deliver up to twenty thousand dollars in
Speaker 8: interest relief to over twenty million barrows.
Speaker 3: WHOA yeah, WHOA, that's a nice forgiveness. Speaking of it,
Speaker 3: interesting that they call this student debt forgiveness as though
Speaker 3: the student did something wrong.
Speaker 1: We forgive you for being a poor, broke bitch.
Speaker 3: But as long as mine's paying off student loans, how
Speaker 3: about paying off the other debt college kids in Kerr.
Speaker 3: You know, my buddy Greg never got me back from
Speaker 3: that time I spotted him for the seadew rental in
Speaker 3: Panama City. Where's my check, Joe? But this is a
Speaker 3: reminder that college is too expensive. Tuition, room and board, books,
Speaker 3: a computer to create a social network that'll one day
Speaker 3: ruin democracy.
Speaker 1: It adds up.
Speaker 3: Now some critics are saying that this student loan forgiveness
Speaker 3: is just a cynical bride by Joe to give young
Speaker 3: pep but what they want, so they vote for.
Speaker 1: Him, and they're right.
Speaker 3: It's an ancient tactic called politics, and Joe Biden better
Speaker 3: hope it works because he really really needs young people.
Speaker 8: In the twenty twenty NBC News exit poll, candidate Biden
Speaker 8: led former President Trump by twenty four percentage points among
Speaker 8: voters under thirty at an NBC survey in January, and
Speaker 8: President Biden up by just eight percentage points among that group.
Speaker 8: Another pole last month showed mister Trump a head by
Speaker 8: eighteen points among voters under thirty. Are you excited to
Speaker 8: vote for President Biden?
Speaker 1: I would personally say no, I'm excited to vote for
Speaker 1: someone that's not Trump, but I wouldn't say that it is.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for Biden.
Speaker 3: O man, Joe Biden is in trouble, the most liberal
Speaker 3: city in a critical swing state, and it's college students
Speaker 3: around the fence. I'm excited to vote for anyone besides Trump.
Speaker 1: How about Joe Biden?
Speaker 3: No, So the big question is will this new plan
Speaker 3: work to help us? Ants that question, we go live
Speaker 3: to our own. Josh Johnson.
Speaker 2: Josh, yeah, Josh, you've been talking to young voters.
Speaker 3: What do they think of Joe Biden's student loan cancelation.
Speaker 1: I'll be blunt, Michael. They think it's bullshit. Okay.
Speaker 9: Young voters have deep principal problems with the Biden administration.
Speaker 9: He has failed us on climate change, social justice, and immigration,
Speaker 9: and the way he eats ice cream is nasty. These
Speaker 9: are serious failures they need to be addressed. Young people
Speaker 9: don't want to bribe. They want a leader who will
Speaker 9: secure our future. Biden is not going to paper over
Speaker 9: these foundational shortcomings by promising us twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, what if he offered twenty five thousand dollars? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll take it. Okay, see yeah, yeah, but that was easy.
Speaker 1: That was too easy. Josh, what about twenty one thousand?
Speaker 9: Hell no, you're going to offer money on the matters
Speaker 9: of principle?
Speaker 3: What twenty four thousand deal? Twenty two fifty twenty three?
Speaker 9: Here we go, Joe, build back better baby.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he already has the money. Jons Johnson.
Speaker 3: Everybody, when we come back, we'll talk about Donald Trump's
Speaker 3: latest election strategy.
Speaker 1: Don't go away? O Wait a second?
Speaker 8: What what?
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the day of the show.
Speaker 3: As we all know, there's an ongoing battle in America
Speaker 3: about who should decide on abortion.
Speaker 1: Should it be women, should it be should it be Congress?
Speaker 3: Well, today Arizona is saying, how about men from the
Speaker 3: Civil War era?
Speaker 10: Arizona going back to the Civil War era for their
Speaker 10: abortion laws. The Arizona Supreme Court ruling the state must
Speaker 10: comply with a one hundred sixty year old law barring
Speaker 10: all abortions, the only exception to save a well pregnant
Speaker 10: woman's life with no exceptions for rape, no exceptions for incest.
Speaker 1: This is yeah, this is crazy. Boo boo, this is crazy.
Speaker 3: Is Arizona really using an abortion law from the eighteen sixties.
Speaker 3: Back then, there wasn't even a test to become a doctor.
Speaker 3: It was just a gross guy saying I love looking
Speaker 3: at scabs.
Speaker 1: I want to be a doctor. It's like, and it's
Speaker 1: not just abortion.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't be using any civil war law at least
Speaker 3: every hundred years.
Speaker 1: We should just do a review of all the laws.
Speaker 1: You know, guys, we're still against murder, all right, Great?
Speaker 3: Moving on, All post offices have mandatory horse ties.
Speaker 1: No scrap that one.
Speaker 3: Okay, But this is the kind of thing women have
Speaker 3: been facing ever since Roe v. Wade was killed by
Speaker 3: the Supreme Court. And while many Republicans would like the
Speaker 3: whole country to look like Arizona, Donald Trump, the guy
Speaker 3: who appointed those Supreme Court justices, is now trying to
Speaker 3: position himself as a moderate on abortion.
Speaker 11: Now of the race for the White House. After months
Speaker 11: of questions, former President Donald Trump today revealing his position
Speaker 11: on abortion, declining to call for a national ban, saying
Speaker 11: he would.
Speaker 8: Leave it up to the states.
Speaker 12: The states will determine by vote or legislation, or perhaps both,
Speaker 12: and whatever they decide must be the law of the land,
Speaker 12: in this case, the law of the state. At the
Speaker 12: end of the day, this is all about the will
Speaker 12: of the people.
Speaker 3: Elsewhere in the video, Trump expressed support for IVF and
Speaker 3: abortion exceptions for rape incests and when the life of
Speaker 3: the mother.
Speaker 1: Is at risk.
Speaker 12: I strongly support the availability of IVF for couples who
Speaker 12: are trying to have a precious baby.
Speaker 3: Did he just say precious baby? Sarcastically? Congrats on your
Speaker 3: bundle of joy? Not the main point here, But that's
Speaker 3: more spray tan than usual.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 3: Your first thought when you see someone's face should never
Speaker 3: be is a cake. But more importantly, yes, Donald Trump
Speaker 3: now says that states should choose their own abortion laws,
Speaker 3: although I don't know why that's considered a moderate position.
Speaker 3: As a reasonable man, I think only some women should
Speaker 3: be forced to give birth against their will, depending on
Speaker 3: which state they live in. It's called common sense. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm just shocked Trump came out in support of IVF.
Speaker 3: I expected him to be like, if your loser husband
Speaker 3: can't get it done, give me a call, I'll be
Speaker 3: in and out two minutes. And by the way, Trump
Speaker 3: isn't just trying to position himself as a moderate on abortion.
Speaker 3: He also wants to portray the Democrats as the real extremists.
Speaker 12: It must be remembered that the Democrats are the radical
Speaker 12: ones on this position because they support abortion up to
Speaker 12: and even beyond the ninth month, and even accution after birth.
Speaker 12: And that's exactly what it is. The baby is born,
Speaker 12: the baby is executed after birth is unacceptable, and almost
Speaker 12: everyone agrees with that.
Speaker 3: Come on, dude, Democrats don't execute babies after birth. They
Speaker 3: they send them to Hillary so she can harvest their organs. Seriously,
Speaker 3: that's such an obvious lie. Nobody wants to execute babies
Speaker 3: now when they're three or four and they're talking all
Speaker 3: day in a goddamn Pepa pig accent. Well, then you
Speaker 3: might find some execution support. But of course you might
Speaker 3: be wondering. Has this always been Donald Trump's position on abortion? Well,
Speaker 3: in a way, it has, and that Donald Trump has
Speaker 3: had every position on abortion.
Speaker 13: I'm very pro choice.
Speaker 12: I am pro choice in every respect.
Speaker 7: Trump says he has since changed his thinking and has
Speaker 7: now quote one hundred percent pro life.
Speaker 1: I am pro life. Do you believe in punishment? Abortion?
Speaker 1: Yes or no? Is a principle.
Speaker 12: The answer is that there has to be some form
Speaker 12: of punishment for the woman. Yeah, there has to be
Speaker 12: some form.
Speaker 6: Within three hours, Trump did a ONET eighty. If abortion
Speaker 6: were illegal, his campaign wrote, the doctor or any other
Speaker 6: person performing this illegal act upon a woman would be
Speaker 6: held legally responsible, not the woman.
Speaker 12: It will go back to the States, and the States
Speaker 12: will then make a determination.
Speaker 8: It could be.
Speaker 12: Stated or it could be federal.
Speaker 8: I don't frankly care.
Speaker 12: We're also seeking passage of the twenty week abortion bill.
Speaker 12: The number of weeks now people are agreeing on fifteen,
Speaker 12: and I'm thinking in terms of that.
Speaker 1: I know you're opposed to abortion, I'm pro choice. Your
Speaker 1: pro choice or pro life. I'm pro life.
Speaker 10: I'm saying pro life.
Speaker 3: And people claim Biden has memory issues. Trump's like, remind
Speaker 3: me what my principled stand is. I'm one of the
Speaker 3: biggest issues in this country. This guy has truly been
Speaker 3: all over.
Speaker 1: The place on abortion.
Speaker 3: I feel like his positions change based on which of
Speaker 3: his kids as he saw last you know, Ivanka, pro life,
Speaker 3: Eric and Don mandatory abortion. Now, now the Cynics might
Speaker 3: say that Trump is just taking whatever position on abortion
Speaker 3: is most helpful to him, But how dare they? Okay,
Speaker 3: I believe these are genuine changes of heart. It's not
Speaker 3: like Trump is coming right out and saying he's trying
Speaker 3: to win the election.
Speaker 12: You must follow your heart of this issue. But remember
Speaker 12: you must also win elections. We must win.
Speaker 8: We have to win.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I guess he is saying it. I should
Speaker 3: probably watch these clips before I host the show. But look,
Speaker 3: I guess we shouldn't be surprised that the right to
Speaker 3: life you can compromise on, but the right to an election, well,
Speaker 3: that's Trump's precious baby. Now, when we come back, Alex
Speaker 3: Garland will be joining me on the show, so don't
Speaker 3: go away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Van Show.
Speaker 3: My guest, and I is an award winning writer and
Speaker 3: director whose new film is called Civil War.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Alex Garland.
Speaker 3: I know about it, this.
Speaker 1: Guy, Wow, thank you for coming. I loved your film.
Speaker 1: The whole thing is intense.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of assumptions about the film just
Speaker 3: based on the trailer. You wrote it, you directed it.
Speaker 3: What do you want to tell us about Civil War?
Speaker 13: You mean, how do I want to send it.
Speaker 3: People heard Civil War and they saw the trailer and
Speaker 3: they immediately went, you know, it was it's this, and
Speaker 3: it's this, and all right.
Speaker 13: What I want to do is make something compelling and
Speaker 13: exciting and engaging and all that stuff, but also lead
Speaker 13: to some kind of conversation, have a thought process. Not
Speaker 13: all films do that, Not all films have to do that.
Speaker 13: That's that's fine, but that's what this one is aiming for.
Speaker 13: And it's you know, it's set in a world where
Speaker 13: division and polarized politics have led to some really strange
Speaker 13: authoritarian state and the country's disintegrated.
Speaker 3: And I believe you're purposely vague about how we got here,
Speaker 3: who's fighting?
Speaker 1: Who was that? Was that? On purpose? Am I ready
Speaker 1: to assume that.
Speaker 8: Sort of?
Speaker 1: Yes? And no, I think I got for sort of.
Speaker 13: Yeah. It is very vague about some stuff, and it
Speaker 13: is very very specific about other stuff. And I think
Speaker 13: because it's vague about some things, it creates an assumption
Speaker 13: that there's an overall vagueness, But actually it's quite on
Speaker 13: point in somehow is you know that that itself is
Speaker 13: a vague statement?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you answered it.
Speaker 3: You know, one of the things that I felt so
Speaker 3: much in this film was was so many of these.
Speaker 1: American places that I love. Born and raised in America.
Speaker 3: Is the golf course, is the football stadium. And that
Speaker 3: scene we just saw, I mean, here's a sniper trying
Speaker 3: to take someone out on a golf course while Christmas
Speaker 3: music is playing in the background. I mean, it's like,
Speaker 3: holy shit. As an American, I said, I don't want
Speaker 3: this to happen. I don't want us to.
Speaker 13: Be a You shouldn't want it to happen, right, I
Speaker 13: don't want right right, I don't want it to happen either.
Speaker 1: I have to say.
Speaker 13: Also, seeing as we're talking about it, seeing as I
Speaker 13: appear to be on a television show right now, I
Speaker 13: ought to say, you are exactly it's not It really
Speaker 13: isn't just America. It's set in America, but this situation
Speaker 13: exists in my country and in many European countries, the
Speaker 13: Middle East and Asia and South America. And I chose
Speaker 13: America because everybody looks to America, right, But but the
Speaker 13: things it's talking about are quite global.
Speaker 3: As a brit was it a little bit fun watching
Speaker 3: America crush itself?
Speaker 13: No, honestly, I hate it. Yeah, by the way, to
Speaker 13: be serious, nobody on the planet, apart from psychopaths, needs
Speaker 13: disintegration in this country.
Speaker 11: They don't.
Speaker 13: Nobody on the planet wants division in this country. They
Speaker 13: want stability and decency. And yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Sometimes when you're sitting on your couch at home on
Speaker 3: Twitter and we've got our political identities and there's kind
Speaker 3: of this cute.
Speaker 1: Idea of oh, we're going to a civil war, But
Speaker 1: when you.
Speaker 3: Watch your film, it's terrifying, dude, and it's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we should be having these conversations. One seen comes to
Speaker 3: mine in particular the Lincoln Memorial, right, I mean it's
Speaker 3: in the trailer, so I don't want to it gets exploded.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and don't blow it up.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: And honestly, it went there as a seventh grader with
Speaker 3: my middle school and I just was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: how would I feel if this happened. Of all the
Speaker 3: places you could have blown up in this film, and
Speaker 3: a lot of places do blow but the Lincoln Memorial,
Speaker 3: I mean, tell me why that was important to you.
Speaker 13: Well, actually, because particularly towards the end of the film,
Speaker 13: I wanted the audience, having gone through hopefully a compelling,
Speaker 13: engaging story, to suddenly feel a really strong sense of aversion, Yes,
Speaker 13: like a really deep instinctive sense of sort of being appalled.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 13: And although it was written before January the sixth, there
Speaker 13: was something about January the sixth that it was a disgrace.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 13: It was various things, but one of the things was
Speaker 13: it was a disgrace. Vot a feeling of whatever is happening,
Speaker 13: this shouldn't be happening. This just has a has like
Speaker 13: a deep wrongness, right, and this is this is a
Speaker 13: kind of this is that writ large, I suppose.
Speaker 3: And I guess it says a lot about you that
Speaker 3: you take great pleasure in giving us these things that
Speaker 3: should not be happening.
Speaker 13: There's no pleasure in it, no, No, it's it's just
Speaker 13: humility in my job that leads me to do these things.
Speaker 3: We haven't spoken about the role of the press in
Speaker 3: this film, and it's in the clip as well, but.
Speaker 1: I mean that's the center character is It's.
Speaker 13: Present because on a personal level, I'm completely over, completely
Speaker 13: over this demonization and villainization of the press. It's been
Speaker 13: happening a lot. Yeah, Yeah, it's it comes from politicians,
Speaker 13: and it comes from within social media, which is this
Speaker 13: weird public discourse space that doesn't really relate to how
Speaker 13: people talk to each other at all. We all know that, right,
Speaker 13: and in some places it happens within the press. But
Speaker 13: whatever it is, we need journalists, We need trusted journalists
Speaker 13: in it, pretty much exactly the same way we need doctors.
Speaker 13: So I'm done with this thing. And I thought, I
Speaker 13: when I was setting out to make it, someone said,
Speaker 13: don't make it about journalists. Everybody hates journalists, and I thought,
Speaker 13: this is just nuts.
Speaker 1: Just nuts.
Speaker 3: I mean, is that a leap for me to say?
Speaker 3: If we gut journalism, we lead to civil war?
Speaker 13: You know what? All right, I will be very serious.
Speaker 13: I know it's a comedy show. I'm not very good.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I mean, I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't told the joke on the first two accents.
Speaker 13: So here's the thing. There's a system of checks and balances.
Speaker 13: Government has checks and balances, executive, judiciary, legislature, and then
Speaker 13: there's the fourth estate. There's journalists watching that. That's a
Speaker 13: system of checks and balance, which is not arbitrary. It's
Speaker 13: for a reason. It's guarding against something. It's guarding against
Speaker 13: something real. If you erode it, if you e roade government,
Speaker 13: if you erode the people watching the government, the thing
Speaker 13: you're guarding against me, just turn up and what is
Speaker 13: that thing? Actually? In Europe we know exactly what it
Speaker 13: looks like because fascism there came out of democracy, and
Speaker 13: a lot of fascists don't know their fascists. They kind
Speaker 13: of know it's a bad word. They don't identify as fascists.
Speaker 13: It's not a thing they know. Some do, but most don't, right,
Speaker 13: And it's actually really a state of mind that people
Speaker 13: drift into, as opposed to, you know, following some kind
Speaker 13: of swastika flag. It's not really that, and it is
Speaker 13: actually a danger.
Speaker 3: It's easy for to watch this film and the girl America,
Speaker 3: Watch out America.
Speaker 1: This civil war could be yours.
Speaker 3: But really, I think you briefly stated this isn't just
Speaker 3: the United States.
Speaker 13: We had a we had a prime minister, a guy
Speaker 13: called Boris Johnson. Sure it was interesting thing. He was
Speaker 13: manifestly a liar.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 13: It was completely obvious he was a liar. And journalists
Speaker 13: would point this out, but they didn't have any traction.
Speaker 13: It didn't do anything. It just sort of bounced off
Speaker 13: him that that was that was weird. So your country,
Speaker 13: my country, many other countries. I I wish I had
Speaker 13: a joke up my sleeve.
Speaker 1: No, you don't need a joke, I think.
Speaker 13: But you you you swore right. This is up, this
Speaker 13: is actually up. But it is dangerous, dude.
Speaker 3: I watched your film and then I got in a
Speaker 3: cab in Manhattan and I was like, I want to
Speaker 3: get the I want to go to the country right now,
Speaker 3: and just like, I mean, it is very powerful. It's
Speaker 3: an anti war film for sure. And is there a
Speaker 3: lesson I should be taking. Should I be having more
Speaker 3: conversations with people that ideologically I'm different than his?
Speaker 13: My feeding Most people are not extremists. Most people just
Speaker 13: are not. They don't really have a voice. The extremists
Speaker 13: have occupied noise. And I think the key thing to be.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you for coming to chat with us,
Speaker 3: Thank you for your film. It's it's tremendous. I hope
Speaker 3: everybody sees that Civil War is in theaters in Imax
Speaker 3: nation wide April twelfth, Olin Stott, and you can take
Speaker 3: it a quick break.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back after this. You don't be a job.
Speaker 1: We can rupt. That's our show for tonight. Not here.
Speaker 1: It is your moment of zun.
Speaker 8: Give your parents an opportunity to get back to work. Well,
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what you.
Speaker 13: Want to come, make a speech or shush up.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not messed.
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