Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Oh Man the New Year.
Speaker 4: It knew me to new you Bad Larry joining us
Speaker 4: from the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 5: Dylan, I'm I'm on Amtrak heading down to DC for
Speaker 5: the transition team.
Speaker 1: You're transitioning, proud of you, aary way to go and
Speaker 1: as a team, I want.
Speaker 5: To show Shay how we do a peaceful transition of power.
Speaker 1: Wait are you going to d C?
Speaker 5: I'm on just came through Philly now on amtrak, the
Speaker 5: five of us, you know, me, MB and Casey and then.
Speaker 2: You could you.
Speaker 5: Could hear We're we're approaching Wilmington, Delaware now.
Speaker 4: And Barbara, you're going in there to watch Trump being
Speaker 4: sworn in?
Speaker 5: Hang on one second, what did you say? Dan? Are you
Speaker 5: hearing now?
Speaker 1: So you're going to watch Trump be sworn in.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, we're just going. We had already planned
Speaker 5: this trip. We're down there for five days. We didn't know, uh,
Speaker 5: Jimmy Carter was going to die when they're getting rid
Speaker 5: of him, like ten o'clock this morning, so.
Speaker 3: They're not getting rid of him, So you didn't know
Speaker 3: he's gonna die. He was a hundred hazard A guess they're.
Speaker 5: They're sending him down a plane Georgia right ten o'clock
Speaker 5: this morning, so he'll be gone before we get there.
Speaker 2: He's going to be Hi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good man, good man.
Speaker 5: I'm in the I'm in the bar car, just uh
Speaker 5: ready to give my picks. All right, evidently there's some
Speaker 5: problem with.
Speaker 1: My Okay, hold on, hold on, I know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Don't use vocab words, Larry, I know.
Speaker 4: So this is I walk in and Ray is the producer,
Speaker 4: and Ray goes. Larry's upset about how many units he
Speaker 4: wont I go every every week?
Speaker 1: Every week.
Speaker 4: There's a problem with the math on this show, and
Speaker 4: it's because of you. Okay, okay, hold on, Ray, I'll
Speaker 4: let you have the first word with Larry.
Speaker 6: All right, Larry, I'm looking from looking from last week,
Speaker 6: and I have you winning six units, which brought you
Speaker 6: from eleven to seventeen, and then you're saying that you
Speaker 6: don't have Arizona State Texas over Ohio State minus two.
Speaker 6: I haven't marked as green from the sheet last week.
Speaker 6: And when you do with the calculations, which me and
Speaker 6: Dylan did, you get to seventeen for six units, so
Speaker 6: we already counted those and you said we didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't believe you did.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well, Larry.
Speaker 3: Those games were on New Year's Day. We did the
Speaker 3: show the following day, so like I had Oregon count against.
Speaker 5: Me, but Ray had sent out a text to the
Speaker 5: three of us, send your picks in I've been doing
Speaker 5: nothing on the training. I went back through the text.
Speaker 5: I sent those picks in eleven eighteen Wednesday morning, and
Speaker 5: then I went on New Year's the graphics. Yes, and
Speaker 5: we did the show and I did the picks. I said,
Speaker 5: I had the two wins last night that you haven't
Speaker 5: given me yet. Yeah, we can't, right, you know what,
Speaker 5: I'm sure I'm winning, So I don't care.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, okay, I got the
Speaker 1: paperwork right here. It says bad Larry is plus twenty
Speaker 1: five and won eight units last week?
Speaker 6: Is that right, Ray, So we gave him that to
Speaker 6: make sure he didn't complain, and then we were going
Speaker 6: to talk about it to break him back down to
Speaker 6: twenty one.
Speaker 3: We said, theyll yeah, because of those games we counted
Speaker 3: the previous week.
Speaker 5: I believe counted the games ten minutes before the show.
Speaker 3: No, the games happened the day before. We did the.
Speaker 1: Show the day before, exactly right, Yes, when we sent
Speaker 1: the picks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you got credit.
Speaker 5: We did.
Speaker 1: No, we need a loyal listener. We need a loyal listener.
Speaker 1: Check the tape, listen to every episode. Shoot us a
Speaker 1: Twitter message or instagrammers. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: And Dylan you're the graphicsye, because they sent me my
Speaker 5: picks on the show. Then, as you said, I only
Speaker 5: had two picks for the week, Yeah you did. There
Speaker 5: should have been the two green ones from the day before.
Speaker 3: No, those are the new picks, Larry, So you had
Speaker 3: notre Dame and you had the Bengals last week like
Speaker 3: picks for this previous week.
Speaker 5: No, whatever, we're doing whatever way you want. I know
Speaker 5: them up twenty five units and that's fine. Out are
Speaker 5: we going back to zero like we usually do for
Speaker 5: the playoffs or are we going to keep it twenty five?
Speaker 3: We could determine a regular a regular season champ. But okay,
Speaker 3: continue this totally.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: So either way, Larry, if we count these units or not,
Speaker 6: you're the regular season.
Speaker 4: Sho Larry, Okay, okay, so we're going back to zero.
Speaker 5: All right, Larry, perfect, that's perfect.
Speaker 1: Okay, But Larry's the big winner. Dylan, I have you
Speaker 1: at ten and a half units, and Shay, I have
Speaker 1: you at nineteen and a half. All right, fine, yeah.
Speaker 5: Shay, all right, fine, that didn't sound good.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to be Larry park too. We
Speaker 1: already got one of you. I mean, and by the way,
Speaker 1: Shae is back from Vienna. Yeah you look different, do I? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Emboldened, nost depressed do I?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You look regal?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I Henry the eighth, Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I got a haircut, yeah, but like you didn't get
Speaker 1: it where it's too cold? Too cold.
Speaker 3: How often do you cut your hair? Seems like pretty frequent.
Speaker 1: Like once a month. I think you care about your
Speaker 1: hair a lot, do you?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everybody agrees, yeah you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you seem like you're low maintenance, but you're not.
Speaker 1: Oh here we go, all right, I'm very low maintenance.
Speaker 1: Look at me. No, you've given up. I've gotten married.
Speaker 1: What it is, I've gotten married. I have three kids.
Speaker 1: It don't matter. But everything's great. Yeahs going well. Actually
Speaker 1: it's weird. Yeah, it's going well. Okay.
Speaker 4: Well, when you don't, you know, draw a line in
Speaker 4: the sand and you know, give people ultimatums and that happens,
Speaker 4: that does happen.
Speaker 1: You got to work and I worked in Austria. I
Speaker 1: was good, we're working.
Speaker 3: You do telehealth therapy from Austria.
Speaker 1: No. I texted him, said, hey, I could be there
Speaker 1: your therapist. Yeah, okay. We didn't do a couple of counseling.
Speaker 1: We haven't done it since so it's been like two
Speaker 1: sessions and then a couple of skips. So to me,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 3: That's like the Tony soprano style. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I think couple's therapy is when the couples are together. Heyo,
Speaker 1: if you hell, yeah, hey therapy? All right. Is Mike
Speaker 1: McCarthy going to be staying in Dallas? Yeah? I guess
Speaker 1: I don't fucking and I think I think this is insane.
Speaker 1: I think this is insane. Remember the Ginger didn't just
Speaker 1: get fired because he was a Ginger. He got fired
Speaker 1: because of his regular season success and his playoff failures.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what we've got with the fat Man. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's no upgrade. I think he's coming back. I do too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually less regular season success yeah recently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, let me recap here. Let's see Texas to
Speaker 4: beat Notre Dame in the national title. That's Shay, that's
Speaker 4: plus eighteen hundred. And let's see anything else that you
Speaker 4: need to recap from last week.
Speaker 1: Just no, No, Texas needs to run the ball, uh, Dylan.
Speaker 1: You've got Notre Dame winning the title plus eight hundred.
Speaker 3: And they need to throw the ball.
Speaker 1: And Larry has Uh let's see nothing, no futures. Okay
Speaker 1: you I've said that before, Larry, no future, Shay recapping
Speaker 1: anything nfil one absolutely not, Dylan.
Speaker 3: That anyone on the wrong side of the Ravens game.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a bunch of smarties out there. It's
Speaker 3: not taking it. And it was like plus twenty half
Speaker 3: prior to kickoff. Uh, that one, I mean in that
Speaker 3: game you're better off just taking the minus twenty because
Speaker 3: if you think you're gonna like outsmart it and be
Speaker 3: like twenty points is a lot and then get blown out,
Speaker 3: you're like, all right, they basically told me that that
Speaker 3: was gonna happen.
Speaker 6: Yes they do, Yes, Ray, why did they play their
Speaker 6: starters in that game? Because now Za Flowers might not
Speaker 6: play and that's massive, So why would you that was
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: Think I know if somebody asked John Harball.
Speaker 3: The Pride, I don't know, Glory stupid.
Speaker 7: Yes, but weren't they playing for a home playoff game?
Speaker 7: They were playing for the division, right, Well.
Speaker 1: They had to win, they had to win, but yeah,
Speaker 1: other teams had to do other ship, right, weren't they.
Speaker 7: No, No, No, that was just straight up, straight up
Speaker 7: they won, So they weren't playing for something. It's not
Speaker 7: like the Chiefs.
Speaker 3: They were like totally just wrong.
Speaker 1: Where the Chiefs lost on purpose so they wouldn't have
Speaker 1: to face the Bengals. It's scared actually, and you read smart.
Speaker 1: Do you think the Chiefs through that game so they
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to face Joe.
Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey seemed a little too interested in talking ship
Speaker 3: to the Bengals afterwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he would meet him Walmart parking I'm
Speaker 1: not afraid of anyone seeing a Walmart parking lot in
Speaker 1: a decade. Chill out, dude, even before driven by everybody
Speaker 1: who's driven him. Yeah, in Cleveland Heights.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure if there's very many Walmarts Cleveland, Yes,
Speaker 7: not Cleveland Heights.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been there frequently?
Speaker 1: Cleveland is one big Walmart if we're being but why
Speaker 1: are we doing this?
Speaker 3: Dare I say the state of Ohio as the Walmart.
Speaker 1: We all know, we all know the worst state in
Speaker 1: the union. It is not Ohio. H hell yeah, uh no,
Speaker 1: it's not. Okay, name worst one.
Speaker 4: I don't want to get into it, no, because that's
Speaker 4: I'm not that person. Why can't you embrace like love
Speaker 4: and admiration.
Speaker 1: I'm a realist friendship. I'm just a real carring, you know.
Speaker 1: I embrace all that other bullet hashtag caring, hashtag love.
Speaker 3: Can we agree that?
Speaker 1: We can agree?
Speaker 3: It's the Sam's Club of states?
Speaker 1: What do you want? Why are we doing this with Ohio?
Speaker 1: Don't just feel so that's the worst state in the Union. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say we should trade it for Canada. But
Speaker 1: I don't think Canada would take it. Well, no, Canada
Speaker 1: is not going to take it. Yeah, exactly no.
Speaker 3: But then that we would give them Ohio, and then
Speaker 3: when we absorbed Canada as a fifty first date, we
Speaker 3: would just get fucking Ohio back.
Speaker 1: To we should we should actually make Ohio a territory
Speaker 1: like Puerto Rico. Yeah, just take away all their voting rights.
Speaker 3: I think they should have to use different passports though.
Speaker 1: I totally agree. Yeah, yeah, And I have a different
Speaker 1: Olympic team and they never like nobody ever makes the team. No,
Speaker 1: they they have their own Olympic team. They don't win
Speaker 1: any medals. Tonga, they're tied with India for zero goal. Yes,
Speaker 1: ray is.
Speaker 6: They would have Lebron and Curry. Could that team win
Speaker 6: a medal?
Speaker 1: Ohio would Yeah, Curry.
Speaker 6: Curry was born in Akron, so he could technically play.
Speaker 1: Citizens or Ohio.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, if you start taking people born in Ohio,
Speaker 3: then that's a pre there's a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, Lebron, Lebron goes with Lebron, Sure.
Speaker 3: Lebron, Stephen Dan Fair three or three basketball.
Speaker 1: But if the culture hasn't impacted you, like, that's what
Speaker 1: it is, the culture of Ohio is going to drag
Speaker 1: you down and force you to lose. So Curry doesn't know.
Speaker 1: They don't count. This is where the workforce was born,
Speaker 1: you know all the time. I know. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then America decided gave up on Ohio. Yes,
Speaker 4: I agree, Yeah, Ohio didn't give up on America. So
Speaker 4: let's just you know, run the play out and completely
Speaker 4: abandon them. Get them out of the picture, and we'll
Speaker 4: be all better.
Speaker 3: Maybe a charitable donation to Canada show of good faith.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you a territory, just take away their voting rights. Now,
Speaker 1: if you said we could get Toronto, I would be
Speaker 1: okay with trading Ohio for Toronto. Okay, Toronto is a great.
Speaker 1: That's a great.
Speaker 3: That seems like a steal of a trade.
Speaker 1: It does. Yeah, but we get for Greenland. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: give the Dutch Greenland. I'd do it ourpeat. You give
Speaker 1: up Ohio for the Panama Canal. Oh, of course.
Speaker 8: We're not giving that. That's Hardshi Carter, God rest his soul,
Speaker 8: gave that too for a buck. Yeah, Jesus, I got
Speaker 8: to see that. A couple of months ago, I was
Speaker 8: in Panama, went to the Panama Canal.
Speaker 1: My dad grew up there Panama, the canal zone whose
Speaker 1: old man was army.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there was a woman who was breastfeeding. I'm
Speaker 4: at the canal, hey now, and there was a woman
Speaker 4: you know, so there was a captain of a ship.
Speaker 4: You know, it takes forever to get through the canal.
Speaker 4: And I'm just sitting there and this I see like
Speaker 4: five guys go, hey, come here, and they're staring down,
Speaker 4: like I don't know, twenty feet away from my wife
Speaker 4: and I on these benches and you're watching the ships
Speaker 4: go through the canal. And these guys are like pointing
Speaker 4: and they're and I'm My wife goes, what are they
Speaker 4: pointing at? Like was something wrong?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I go, there's a woman breastfeeding.
Speaker 3: Let's go check it out.
Speaker 1: Have they never seen like a woman her boobs or
Speaker 1: the breastfeeding now or even if you have, you still
Speaker 1: look at you know, point and get everybody. Well, they
Speaker 1: were all the way up there. They didn't do not
Speaker 1: have internet access, They don't have any.
Speaker 3: Latin America has a lot less like shame in that department.
Speaker 1: I think that that leads us to this week. It's bad. Larry,
Speaker 1: leading off with college football, your Notre Dame fighting Irish
Speaker 1: against Penn State Notre Dame in a blowout.
Speaker 5: I know I'm given one and a half. I think
Speaker 5: they're going to win by two touchdowns. I've been against
Speaker 5: Penn State all year and I've been on Notre Dame
Speaker 5: all year. Okay, so Notre Dame minus to one and
Speaker 5: a half, and then I looked I had too many favorites.
Speaker 5: So I'm taking Texas plus the six.
Speaker 1: Against Ohio State good Man just for.
Speaker 5: Notre Dame, because I want I'd rather Notre Dame play
Speaker 5: Texas in the National Championship than them they play Ohio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair, fair, all right, shay. I got the under
Speaker 1: in Ohio State Texas game under fifty four, and then
Speaker 1: I got James Franklin plus one and a half. I
Speaker 1: think they got the better quarterback. I think that running
Speaker 1: game is going to punish Notre Dame. I don't think
Speaker 1: Notre Dame's running game is that good. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like James Franklin here, m okay that I broke
Speaker 1: it down. They're gonna win by three.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: See, the more you do, the more you break down something,
Speaker 4: the more I want to go in the other way.
Speaker 4: Thank you the other direction, all right, Dylan.
Speaker 3: All right, Dan, I got Notre Dame minus one and
Speaker 3: a half versus Penn State, and what some online are
Speaker 3: dubbing the.
Speaker 1: No, no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: God that No, we're not doing that, I said, some online,
Speaker 3: not me.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: All right. So I've got Notre Dame minus one and
Speaker 3: a half against Penn State.
Speaker 1: For the record, that wasn't me. I just went no, no, no, wait,
Speaker 1: no for change, incredit.
Speaker 3: And uh, I like Notre Dame. Their secondary looked a
Speaker 3: little switch cheesy. Against Georgia, a couple dropped deep balls
Speaker 3: and that game ends differently, okay, but I like their defense.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then I'm going over forty five and a half,
Speaker 3: the same point total as Notre Dame against Georgia, which
Speaker 3: went under. They're baiting you to take the under, okay.
Speaker 3: And then I'm going to Ohio State minus six against
Speaker 3: I've been burned vetting against Ohio State a lot this year,
Speaker 3: and I just don't. I'm not a believer in Texas.
Speaker 1: That leads us to the NFL, and bad Larry, you
Speaker 1: lead us off. Damn.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna taken over forty two and a half in
Speaker 5: a Charger Texans game. I'm taking the Ravens minus to
Speaker 5: ten against the Steelers nine and a half okay, the
Speaker 5: Broncos plus the nine against the.
Speaker 1: Bills, eight and a half.
Speaker 5: Okay, Eagles minus four and a half against the Packers, yep,
Speaker 5: Buccaneers minus three against the Commanders. All of these are
Speaker 5: one unit bets.
Speaker 1: All one unit, all right, Shay, I kind of got
Speaker 1: some with Larry here Denver plus eight and a half, Bucks,
Speaker 1: Commanders under fifty one, the Cheese Steaks minus four and
Speaker 1: a half, Viankings minus one and a half. That's where
Speaker 1: I'm at, Danny, Wait, so do you have okay? See
Speaker 1: up the Eagles minus four and a half again screen
Speaker 1: day okay, and then Vikings minus one and a half
Speaker 1: against the Rams.
Speaker 3: All right, Dylan, I got Texans plus three against the Chargers,
Speaker 3: Ravens minus sign half against the Stillers. This isn't against
Speaker 3: my better judgment bet, but that line is stiff.
Speaker 4: How do you think the Texans get out of playing
Speaker 4: the first game every single playoff? For like, it's the
Speaker 4: last ten times I think they've been in the playoffs,
Speaker 4: they played the early game on Saturday.
Speaker 3: It's actually what I think, like when I envision that
Speaker 3: first playoff Saturday. It's the fucking Texans logo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Plus three against the Chargers. I like it. I still
Speaker 3: think the Chargers are even with Harboff fraudulent. I'm going
Speaker 3: Bill's minus eight and a half against the Broncos, laying
Speaker 3: the big one there and then done that before Commanders.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, you mean more than one.
Speaker 1: Sources close to me. I checked that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the Commanders plus three against the Bucks,
Speaker 3: and then I'm taking the Vikings minus the one and
Speaker 3: a half against the Rams.
Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be mentioned here. I'm innocent.
Speaker 1: I've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 2: Bullshit in a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting being like a productive member of society.
Speaker 1: What I did something yesterday? Oh, I picked up firewood
Speaker 1: for the family, a bunch of firewood, and then I
Speaker 1: brought it home and I stacked it and I did
Speaker 1: all that, and I was like, holy shit, looks like
Speaker 1: I'm like being a good husband and dad. It was weird.
Speaker 1: It was strange, but I did it. Okay, they're real good,
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, I feel like I got to
Speaker 1: pay taxes now and all that other bullshit. But you know,
Speaker 1: productive members of society.
Speaker 3: You don't have to until they get you, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh they got me a few times. Do you have
Speaker 1: to pee like you have tests? You're in tests?
Speaker 3: Oh, pissed from the irs?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, they haven't got me yet. No,
Speaker 1: the roommate doesn't piss test me.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: No, I'm all right. Okay, uh Dylan, anything you want
Speaker 1: to add.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm looking forward to a little Thursday night playoff football.
Speaker 1: Okay, bad Larry, how about you?
Speaker 5: True man? We got five five days straight of football.
Speaker 5: I looked it up. I'm going to the Dubliner Bar
Speaker 5: in DC for the game tonight, so a big Notre
Speaker 5: Dame hangout.
Speaker 3: I hear they had the meetings in the basement.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Go figure a bar named the Dubliner Shocker. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have a Doublinner Google.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I googled it. They gave me the top ten
Speaker 5: things to places to Washington, and Dubliner was number one.
Speaker 1: I'm going, all right, we better get there early. I
Speaker 1: guess all right, thank you, Larry. Larry, it's his uh
Speaker 1: connectivity was cramping out there. Yeah, but he's going down
Speaker 1: to Washington, d C. The uh Shay and Irving Podcast yeah,
Speaker 1: I had an episode come out today. Oh yeah, ok
Speaker 1: last night okay, talked about the fires, talked about a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. Yeah, wherever you get your podcasts, Shae
Speaker 1: and Irving, not Shae and Irving, it's Shae in Irving.
Speaker 1: That's how he was presented when he called in the
Speaker 1: show the first time, it was Shae not calling from
Speaker 1: Texas or Dallas. It was Shaye and Irving. And that's
Speaker 1: how we came up with Shaye and Irving his podcast.
Speaker 1: Whoever podcasts are sold, just are selling that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's so.
Speaker 3: Whoever, it's gonna displayed.
Speaker 2: So that's it.
Speaker 1: We're back, better than ever.
Speaker 4: It's the playoff portion of the Dan Patrick Takes Again.
Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? You're back and better
Speaker 1: than ever?
Speaker 7: Yeah, get up?
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, color excited.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not your second take, it's your first take.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah wow. Oh yeah, Okay, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. We look forward to next Thursday.
Speaker 1: On Dan Patrick Takes a Yeah,