WEBVTT - Episode 147: No Future 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:03.840 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.840 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.760 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:13.840 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:14.480 of gambling. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.279 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.120 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.279 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:26.759 Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.000 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.320 Oh Man the New Year. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:37.839 It knew me to new you Bad Larry joining us 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:38.880 from the Jersey Shore. 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:43.760 Dylan, I'm I'm on Amtrak heading down to DC for 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:44.880 the transition team. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:50.159 You're transitioning, proud of you, aary way to go and 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.240 as a team, I want. 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:55.120 To show Shay how we do a peaceful transition of power. 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:59.080 Wait are you going to d C? 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:03.960 I'm on just came through Philly now on amtrak, the 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:07.280 five of us, you know, me, MB and Casey and then. 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:09.759 You could you. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:12.520 Could hear We're we're approaching Wilmington, Delaware now. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:17.039 And Barbara, you're going in there to watch Trump being 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:17.520 sworn in? 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:21.160 Hang on one second, what did you say? Dan? Are you 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:21.680 hearing now? 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:23.760 So you're going to watch Trump be sworn in. 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:26.559 No, no, no, we're just going. We had already planned 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:30.440 this trip. We're down there for five days. We didn't know, uh, 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.039 Jimmy Carter was going to die when they're getting rid 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:34.839 of him, like ten o'clock this morning, so. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.520 They're not getting rid of him, So you didn't know 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:43.760 he's gonna die. He was a hundred hazard A guess they're. 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.000 They're sending him down a plane Georgia right ten o'clock 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.080 this morning, so he'll be gone before we get there. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:49.840 He's going to be Hi. 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.920 Yeah, good man, good man. 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.480 I'm in the I'm in the bar car, just uh 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.800 ready to give my picks. All right, evidently there's some 0:01:58.880 --> 0:01:59.520 problem with. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.760 My Okay, hold on, hold on, I know, yeah, I know. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.720 Don't use vocab words, Larry, I know. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.240 So this is I walk in and Ray is the producer, 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:12.720 and Ray goes. Larry's upset about how many units he 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:15.040 wont I go every every week? 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:15.720 Every week. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:17.799 There's a problem with the math on this show, and 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:23.320 it's because of you. Okay, okay, hold on, Ray, I'll 0:02:23.440 --> 0:02:25.280 let you have the first word with Larry. 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:29.440 All right, Larry, I'm looking from looking from last week, 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.040 and I have you winning six units, which brought you 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.800 from eleven to seventeen, and then you're saying that you 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:39.720 don't have Arizona State Texas over Ohio State minus two. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.360 I haven't marked as green from the sheet last week. 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:44.400 And when you do with the calculations, which me and 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.639 Dylan did, you get to seventeen for six units, so 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.880 we already counted those and you said we didn't. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:51.760 I don't believe you did. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.639 Oh wow, Well, Larry. 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:55.440 Those games were on New Year's Day. We did the 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:59.160 show the following day, so like I had Oregon count against. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.320 Me, but Ray had sent out a text to the 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.200 three of us, send your picks in I've been doing 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.160 nothing on the training. I went back through the text. 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:13.160 I sent those picks in eleven eighteen Wednesday morning, and 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:17.360 then I went on New Year's the graphics. Yes, and 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.440 we did the show and I did the picks. I said, 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.120 I had the two wins last night that you haven't 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.560 given me yet. Yeah, we can't, right, you know what, 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:27.720 I'm sure I'm winning, So I don't care. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.160 Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, okay, I got the 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.840 paperwork right here. It says bad Larry is plus twenty 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.040 five and won eight units last week? 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.520 Is that right, Ray, So we gave him that to 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:41.360 make sure he didn't complain, and then we were going 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.840 to talk about it to break him back down to 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:45.240 twenty one. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.240 We said, theyll yeah, because of those games we counted 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:49.760 the previous week. 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:54.760 I believe counted the games ten minutes before the show. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.320 No, the games happened the day before. We did the. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:02.160 Show the day before, exactly right, Yes, when we sent 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:02.720 the picks. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:04.480 Yeah, that's why you got credit. 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:06.160 We did. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.760 No, we need a loyal listener. We need a loyal listener. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:12.160 Check the tape, listen to every episode. Shoot us a 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.760 Twitter message or instagrammers. Yeah, that's good. 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.680 And Dylan you're the graphicsye, because they sent me my 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:21.120 picks on the show. Then, as you said, I only 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:25.360 had two picks for the week, Yeah you did. There 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.960 should have been the two green ones from the day before. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.600 No, those are the new picks, Larry, So you had 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:34.279 notre Dame and you had the Bengals last week like 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.480 picks for this previous week. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.360 No, whatever, we're doing whatever way you want. I know 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:42.640 them up twenty five units and that's fine. Out are 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.719 we going back to zero like we usually do for 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:46.520 the playoffs or are we going to keep it twenty five? 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:53.719 We could determine a regular a regular season champ. But okay, 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.000 continue this totally. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:55.279 Okay. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.240 So either way, Larry, if we count these units or not, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:59.480 you're the regular season. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:05.760 Sho Larry, Okay, okay, so we're going back to zero. 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.160 All right, Larry, perfect, that's perfect. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:12.920 Okay, But Larry's the big winner. Dylan, I have you 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:15.200 at ten and a half units, and Shay, I have 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:20.880 you at nineteen and a half. All right, fine, yeah. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:20.960 Shay, all right, fine, that didn't sound good. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.920 Well, I don't want to be Larry park too. We 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.640 already got one of you. I mean, and by the way, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:31.360 Shae is back from Vienna. Yeah you look different, do I? Yeah? 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:36.240 I don't know what it is. Emboldened, nost depressed do I? 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:36.640 No? 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:39.200 You look regal? 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:40.560 No? 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:44.440 I Henry the eighth, Yeah, I don't know what it is. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.880 I got a haircut, yeah, but like you didn't get 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.720 it where it's too cold? Too cold. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:55.080 How often do you cut your hair? Seems like pretty frequent. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.000 Like once a month. I think you care about your 0:05:57.000 --> 0:06:00.040 hair a lot, do you? 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.800 I do? 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:03.440 Yeah? 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.800 Everybody agrees, yeah you do. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:12.719 Yeah. Yeah, you seem like you're low maintenance, but you're not. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:16.080 Oh here we go, all right, I'm very low maintenance. 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:22.599 Look at me. No, you've given up. I've gotten married. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.800 What it is, I've gotten married. I have three kids. 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:29.080 It don't matter. But everything's great. Yeahs going well. Actually 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.520 it's weird. Yeah, it's going well. Okay. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.840 Well, when you don't, you know, draw a line in 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:39.680 the sand and you know, give people ultimatums and that happens, 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:40.360 that does happen. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.800 You got to work and I worked in Austria. I 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:43.880 was good, we're working. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:47.040 You do telehealth therapy from Austria. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.200 No. I texted him, said, hey, I could be there 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.760 your therapist. Yeah, okay. We didn't do a couple of counseling. 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.840 We haven't done it since so it's been like two 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.479 sessions and then a couple of skips. So to me, 0:06:57.600 --> 0:06:58.040 that's good. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:00.480 That's like the Tony soprano style. Mm hmm. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:05.239 I think couple's therapy is when the couples are together. Heyo, 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:13.720 if you hell, yeah, hey therapy? All right. Is Mike 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.720 McCarthy going to be staying in Dallas? Yeah? I guess 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.600 I don't fucking and I think I think this is insane. 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:22.120 I think this is insane. Remember the Ginger didn't just 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.480 get fired because he was a Ginger. He got fired 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:28.640 because of his regular season success and his playoff failures. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.280 And that's exactly what we've got with the fat Man. Okay, 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:35.520 there's no upgrade. I think he's coming back. I do too. Yeah. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.160 Actually less regular season success yeah recently. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:43.800 Yeah, Okay, let me recap here. Let's see Texas to 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.400 beat Notre Dame in the national title. That's Shay, that's 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:51.520 plus eighteen hundred. And let's see anything else that you 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.520 need to recap from last week. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:58.720 Just no, No, Texas needs to run the ball, uh, Dylan. 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:02.360 You've got Notre Dame winning the title plus eight hundred. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.520 And they need to throw the ball. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:10.560 And Larry has Uh let's see nothing, no futures. Okay 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:17.640 you I've said that before, Larry, no future, Shay recapping 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:21.400 anything nfil one absolutely not, Dylan. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.560 That anyone on the wrong side of the Ravens game. 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.400 I'm sure there's a bunch of smarties out there. It's 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.080 not taking it. And it was like plus twenty half 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:34.360 prior to kickoff. Uh, that one, I mean in that 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.600 game you're better off just taking the minus twenty because 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.440 if you think you're gonna like outsmart it and be 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:40.719 like twenty points is a lot and then get blown out, 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.800 you're like, all right, they basically told me that that 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:43.400 was gonna happen. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:47.120 Yes they do, Yes, Ray, why did they play their 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.800 starters in that game? Because now Za Flowers might not 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:52.680 play and that's massive, So why would you that was 0:08:53.640 --> 0:08:54.120 I don't. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.079 Think I know if somebody asked John Harball. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:59.640 The Pride, I don't know, Glory stupid. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.520 Yes, but weren't they playing for a home playoff game? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.080 They were playing for the division, right, Well. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.360 They had to win, they had to win, but yeah, 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:09.960 other teams had to do other ship, right, weren't they. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.960 No, No, No, that was just straight up, straight up 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.520 they won, So they weren't playing for something. It's not 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:15.160 like the Chiefs. 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.160 They were like totally just wrong. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.280 Where the Chiefs lost on purpose so they wouldn't have 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:25.079 to face the Bengals. It's scared actually, and you read smart. 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.680 Do you think the Chiefs through that game so they 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.560 wouldn't have to face Joe. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:34.000 Travis Kelsey seemed a little too interested in talking ship 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:35.400 to the Bengals afterwards. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.920 Yeah, he said he would meet him Walmart parking I'm 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.320 not afraid of anyone seeing a Walmart parking lot in 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:46.360 a decade. Chill out, dude, even before driven by everybody 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.960 who's driven him. Yeah, in Cleveland Heights. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:52.640 I'm not sure if there's very many Walmarts Cleveland, Yes, 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:53.720 not Cleveland Heights. 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.320 Have you ever been there frequently? 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:02.120 Cleveland is one big Walmart if we're being but why 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:02.880 are we doing this? 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.640 Dare I say the state of Ohio as the Walmart. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.559 We all know, we all know the worst state in 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:13.760 the union. It is not Ohio. H hell yeah, uh no, 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.319 it's not. Okay, name worst one. 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:19.400 I don't want to get into it, no, because that's 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:23.360 I'm not that person. Why can't you embrace like love 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.160 and admiration. 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:29.559 I'm a realist friendship. I'm just a real carring, you know. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:32.800 I embrace all that other bullet hashtag caring, hashtag love. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.120 Can we agree that? 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:35.079 We can agree? 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.360 It's the Sam's Club of states? 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.679 What do you want? Why are we doing this with Ohio? 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:46.240 Don't just feel so that's the worst state in the Union. Yeah, 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.760 I would say we should trade it for Canada. But 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.640 I don't think Canada would take it. Well, no, Canada 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.440 is not going to take it. Yeah, exactly no. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.560 But then that we would give them Ohio, and then 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.840 when we absorbed Canada as a fifty first date, we 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.480 would just get fucking Ohio back. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.160 To we should we should actually make Ohio a territory 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.960 like Puerto Rico. Yeah, just take away all their voting rights. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.040 I think they should have to use different passports though. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.480 I totally agree. Yeah, yeah, And I have a different 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:15.520 Olympic team and they never like nobody ever makes the team. No, 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.120 they they have their own Olympic team. They don't win 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:25.400 any medals. Tonga, they're tied with India for zero goal. Yes, 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:26.400 ray is. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.520 They would have Lebron and Curry. Could that team win 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:30.000 a medal? 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:31.880 Ohio would Yeah, Curry. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.960 Curry was born in Akron, so he could technically play. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:36.360 Citizens or Ohio. 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:39.000 Well, okay, if you start taking people born in Ohio, 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.280 then that's a pre there's a lot. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.199 Well, Lebron, Lebron goes with Lebron, Sure. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:45.720 Lebron, Stephen Dan Fair three or three basketball. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.679 But if the culture hasn't impacted you, like, that's what 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.600 it is, the culture of Ohio is going to drag 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.960 you down and force you to lose. So Curry doesn't know. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.720 They don't count. This is where the workforce was born, 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.440 you know all the time. I know. Yeah. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.720 Yeah, And then America decided gave up on Ohio. Yes, 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.000 I agree, Yeah, Ohio didn't give up on America. So 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.840 let's just you know, run the play out and completely 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.080 abandon them. Get them out of the picture, and we'll 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:14.640 be all better. 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.640 Maybe a charitable donation to Canada show of good faith. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:22.160 I'm telling you a territory, just take away their voting rights. Now, 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:26.400 if you said we could get Toronto, I would be 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:30.600 okay with trading Ohio for Toronto. Okay, Toronto is a great. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:31.240 That's a great. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.920 That seems like a steal of a trade. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:39.520 It does. Yeah, but we get for Greenland. Actually, yeah, 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.319 give the Dutch Greenland. I'd do it ourpeat. You give 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.000 up Ohio for the Panama Canal. Oh, of course. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:50.960 We're not giving that. That's Hardshi Carter, God rest his soul, 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:55.520 gave that too for a buck. Yeah, Jesus, I got 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.440 to see that. A couple of months ago, I was 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.319 in Panama, went to the Panama Canal. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:02.720 My dad grew up there Panama, the canal zone whose 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:03.640 old man was army. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:09.040 Oh yeah, there was a woman who was breastfeeding. I'm 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:12.959 at the canal, hey now, and there was a woman 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.160 you know, so there was a captain of a ship. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.160 You know, it takes forever to get through the canal. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:22.080 And I'm just sitting there and this I see like 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:26.360 five guys go, hey, come here, and they're staring down, 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.920 like I don't know, twenty feet away from my wife 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:32.240 and I on these benches and you're watching the ships 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.000 go through the canal. And these guys are like pointing 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:38.520 and they're and I'm My wife goes, what are they 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.280 pointing at? Like was something wrong? 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:44.120 Yeah? And I go, there's a woman breastfeeding. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:47.120 Let's go check it out. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.920 Have they never seen like a woman her boobs or 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.840 the breastfeeding now or even if you have, you still 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.439 look at you know, point and get everybody. Well, they 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.640 were all the way up there. They didn't do not 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.440 have internet access, They don't have any. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.080 Latin America has a lot less like shame in that department. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.920 I think that that leads us to this week. It's bad. Larry, 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:11.040 leading off with college football, your Notre Dame fighting Irish 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:14.120 against Penn State Notre Dame in a blowout. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:15.880 I know I'm given one and a half. I think 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.360 they're going to win by two touchdowns. I've been against 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.840 Penn State all year and I've been on Notre Dame 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:23.640 all year. Okay, so Notre Dame minus to one and 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.920 a half, and then I looked I had too many favorites. 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.280 So I'm taking Texas plus the six. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.480 Against Ohio State good Man just for. 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.400 Notre Dame, because I want I'd rather Notre Dame play 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.000 Texas in the National Championship than them they play Ohio. 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.920 Yeah, fair, fair, all right, shay. I got the under 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:45.600 in Ohio State Texas game under fifty four, and then 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.600 I got James Franklin plus one and a half. I 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.200 think they got the better quarterback. I think that running 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.480 game is going to punish Notre Dame. I don't think 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.280 Notre Dame's running game is that good. I don't know. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:15:00.520 I like James Franklin here, m okay that I broke 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:01.760 it down. They're gonna win by three. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:02.440 Thank you. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:05.640 See, the more you do, the more you break down something, 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:07.120 the more I want to go in the other way. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.400 Thank you the other direction, all right, Dylan. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:13.280 All right, Dan, I got Notre Dame minus one and 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.560 a half versus Penn State, and what some online are 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:16.120 dubbing the. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.440 No, no, we're not doing that. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:22.480 God that No, we're not doing that, I said, some online, 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:22.720 not me. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:23.960 Damn. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:26.960 All right. So I've got Notre Dame minus one and 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.080 a half against Penn State. 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.480 For the record, that wasn't me. I just went no, no, no, wait, 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.040 no for change, incredit. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.520 And uh, I like Notre Dame. Their secondary looked a 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.520 little switch cheesy. Against Georgia, a couple dropped deep balls 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:46.920 and that game ends differently, okay, but I like their defense. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:47.360 Uh. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.040 And then I'm going over forty five and a half, 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.160 the same point total as Notre Dame against Georgia, which 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:56.000 went under. They're baiting you to take the under, okay. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.920 And then I'm going to Ohio State minus six against 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:04.120 I've been burned vetting against Ohio State a lot this year, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.160 and I just don't. I'm not a believer in Texas. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.800 That leads us to the NFL, and bad Larry, you 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:12.560 lead us off. Damn. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:15.000 I'm gonna taken over forty two and a half in 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:19.440 a Charger Texans game. I'm taking the Ravens minus to 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:23.000 ten against the Steelers nine and a half okay, the 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:24.760 Broncos plus the nine against the. 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:26.040 Bills, eight and a half. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:31.440 Okay, Eagles minus four and a half against the Packers, yep, 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:36.760 Buccaneers minus three against the Commanders. All of these are 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:37.600 one unit bets. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.920 All one unit, all right, Shay, I kind of got 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:45.800 some with Larry here Denver plus eight and a half, Bucks, 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.960 Commanders under fifty one, the Cheese Steaks minus four and 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.440 a half, Viankings minus one and a half. That's where 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:56.680 I'm at, Danny, Wait, so do you have okay? See 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:59.120 up the Eagles minus four and a half again screen 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.800 day okay, and then Vikings minus one and a half 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:02.600 against the Rams. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:07.639 All right, Dylan, I got Texans plus three against the Chargers, 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:12.480 Ravens minus sign half against the Stillers. This isn't against 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.920 my better judgment bet, but that line is stiff. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.840 How do you think the Texans get out of playing 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:24.840 the first game every single playoff? For like, it's the 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:27.600 last ten times I think they've been in the playoffs, 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.440 they played the early game on Saturday. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.479 It's actually what I think, like when I envision that 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:35.440 first playoff Saturday. It's the fucking Texans logo. 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:38.960 Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.080 Plus three against the Chargers. I like it. I still 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:47.320 think the Chargers are even with Harboff fraudulent. I'm going 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.560 Bill's minus eight and a half against the Broncos, laying 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:54.720 the big one there and then done that before Commanders. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:18:01.320 I don't think so, you mean more than one. 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:02.919 Sources close to me. I checked that. 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:07.119 Yeah, I got the Commanders plus three against the Bucks, 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:09.760 and then I'm taking the Vikings minus the one and 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:10.760 a half against the Rams. 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:16.920 Anything else that needs to be mentioned here. I'm innocent. 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:19.119 I've done nothing wrong. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:20.919 Bullshit in a while. 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.880 Yeah, it's interesting being like a productive member of society. 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.480 What I did something yesterday? Oh, I picked up firewood 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:29.560 for the family, a bunch of firewood, and then I 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.560 brought it home and I stacked it and I did 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:34.480 all that, and I was like, holy shit, looks like 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.879 I'm like being a good husband and dad. It was weird. 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:40.040 It was strange, but I did it. Okay, they're real good, 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:42.920 I guess. I mean, I feel like I got to 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:45.720 pay taxes now and all that other bullshit. But you know, 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:47.040 productive members of society. 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:49.040 You don't have to until they get you, you know. 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:50.679 Oh they got me a few times. Do you have 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:53.720 to pee like you have tests? You're in tests? 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:55.800 Oh, pissed from the irs? 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:58.240 No? No, no, no, they haven't got me yet. No, 0:18:58.280 --> 0:18:59.480 the roommate doesn't piss test me. 0:18:59.520 --> 0:18:59.560 No. 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:03.120 No, I'm all right. Okay, uh Dylan, anything you want 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:03.879 to add. 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:07.840 Now, I'm looking forward to a little Thursday night playoff football. 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:10.280 Okay, bad Larry, how about you? 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:13.879 True man? We got five five days straight of football. 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:16.680 I looked it up. I'm going to the Dubliner Bar 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:20.720 in DC for the game tonight, so a big Notre 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:21.399 Dame hangout. 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:23.360 I hear they had the meetings in the basement. 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:28.760 Yeah. Go figure a bar named the Dubliner Shocker. Yeah. Yeah, 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:30.960 they have a Doublinner Google. 0:19:31.400 --> 0:19:33.440