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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table.

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Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love

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Speaker 2: of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.

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Speaker 2: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shay and Irving and

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Speaker 2: Dylan the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Oh Man the New Year.

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Speaker 4: It knew me to new you Bad Larry joining us

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Speaker 4: from the Jersey Shore.

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Speaker 5: Dylan, I'm I'm on Amtrak heading down to DC for

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Speaker 5: the transition team.

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Speaker 1: You're transitioning, proud of you, aary way to go and

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Speaker 1: as a team, I want.

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Speaker 5: To show Shay how we do a peaceful transition of power.

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Speaker 1: Wait are you going to d C?

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Speaker 5: I'm on just came through Philly now on amtrak, the

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Speaker 5: five of us, you know, me, MB and Casey and then.

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Speaker 2: You could you.

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Speaker 5: Could hear We're we're approaching Wilmington, Delaware now.

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Speaker 4: And Barbara, you're going in there to watch Trump being

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Speaker 4: sworn in?

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Speaker 5: Hang on one second, what did you say? Dan? Are you

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Speaker 5: hearing now?

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Speaker 1: So you're going to watch Trump be sworn in.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, we're just going. We had already planned

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Speaker 5: this trip. We're down there for five days. We didn't know, uh,

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Speaker 5: Jimmy Carter was going to die when they're getting rid

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Speaker 5: of him, like ten o'clock this morning, so.

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Speaker 3: They're not getting rid of him, So you didn't know

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Speaker 3: he's gonna die. He was a hundred hazard A guess they're.

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Speaker 5: They're sending him down a plane Georgia right ten o'clock

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Speaker 5: this morning, so he'll be gone before we get there.

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Speaker 2: He's going to be Hi.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good man, good man.

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Speaker 5: I'm in the I'm in the bar car, just uh

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Speaker 5: ready to give my picks. All right, evidently there's some

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Speaker 1: My Okay, hold on, hold on, I know, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 3: Don't use vocab words, Larry, I know.

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Speaker 4: So this is I walk in and Ray is the producer,

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Speaker 4: and Ray goes. Larry's upset about how many units he

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Speaker 4: wont I go every every week?

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Speaker 1: Every week.

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Speaker 4: There's a problem with the math on this show, and

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Speaker 4: it's because of you. Okay, okay, hold on, Ray, I'll

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Speaker 4: let you have the first word with Larry.

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Speaker 6: All right, Larry, I'm looking from looking from last week,

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Speaker 6: and I have you winning six units, which brought you

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Speaker 6: from eleven to seventeen, and then you're saying that you

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Speaker 6: I haven't marked as green from the sheet last week.

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Speaker 6: And when you do with the calculations, which me and

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Speaker 6: Dylan did, you get to seventeen for six units, so

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Speaker 6: we already counted those and you said we didn't.

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Speaker 5: I don't believe you did.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well, Larry.

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Speaker 3: Those games were on New Year's Day. We did the

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Speaker 3: show the following day, so like I had Oregon count against.

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Speaker 5: Me, but Ray had sent out a text to the

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Speaker 5: three of us, send your picks in I've been doing

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Speaker 5: nothing on the training. I went back through the text.

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Speaker 5: I sent those picks in eleven eighteen Wednesday morning, and

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Speaker 5: then I went on New Year's the graphics. Yes, and

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Speaker 5: we did the show and I did the picks. I said,

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Speaker 5: I'm sure I'm winning, So I don't care.

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Speaker 1: paperwork right here. It says bad Larry is plus twenty

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Speaker 6: Is that right, Ray, So we gave him that to

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Speaker 3: We said, theyll yeah, because of those games we counted

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Speaker 5: I believe counted the games ten minutes before the show.

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Speaker 3: No, the games happened the day before. We did the.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you got credit.

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Speaker 5: We did.

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Speaker 1: No, we need a loyal listener. We need a loyal listener.

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Speaker 1: Check the tape, listen to every episode. Shoot us a

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Speaker 1: Twitter message or instagrammers. Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 5: And Dylan you're the graphicsye, because they sent me my

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Speaker 3: No, those are the new picks, Larry, So you had

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Speaker 5: No, whatever, we're doing whatever way you want. I know

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Speaker 6: So either way, Larry, if we count these units or not,

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Speaker 4: Sho Larry, Okay, okay, so we're going back to zero.

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Speaker 5: All right, Larry, perfect, that's perfect.

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Speaker 1: Okay, But Larry's the big winner. Dylan, I have you

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Speaker 1: at ten and a half units, and Shay, I have

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Speaker 5: Shay, all right, fine, that didn't sound good.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to be Larry park too. We

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Speaker 1: Shae is back from Vienna. Yeah you look different, do I? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Emboldened, nost depressed do I?

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Speaker 1: You look regal?

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Speaker 1: I Henry the eighth, Yeah, I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: I got a haircut, yeah, but like you didn't get

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Speaker 3: How often do you cut your hair? Seems like pretty frequent.

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Speaker 1: Like once a month. I think you care about your

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Speaker 1: Oh here we go, all right, I'm very low maintenance.

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Speaker 1: Look at me. No, you've given up. I've gotten married.

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Speaker 4: Well, when you don't, you know, draw a line in

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Speaker 1: You got to work and I worked in Austria. I

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Speaker 3: You do telehealth therapy from Austria.

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Speaker 1: No. I texted him, said, hey, I could be there

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Speaker 1: your therapist. Yeah, okay. We didn't do a couple of counseling.

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Speaker 3: That's like the Tony soprano style. Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: I think couple's therapy is when the couples are together. Heyo,

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Speaker 1: if you hell, yeah, hey therapy? All right. Is Mike

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Speaker 1: McCarthy going to be staying in Dallas? Yeah? I guess

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Speaker 1: I don't fucking and I think I think this is insane.

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Speaker 1: I think this is insane. Remember the Ginger didn't just

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Speaker 1: because of his regular season success and his playoff failures.

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what we've got with the fat Man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's no upgrade. I think he's coming back. I do too. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Actually less regular season success yeah recently.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, let me recap here. Let's see Texas to

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Speaker 4: beat Notre Dame in the national title. That's Shay, that's

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Speaker 1: Just no, No, Texas needs to run the ball, uh, Dylan.

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Speaker 1: You've got Notre Dame winning the title plus eight hundred.

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Speaker 3: And they need to throw the ball.

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Speaker 1: And Larry has Uh let's see nothing, no futures. Okay

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Speaker 1: you I've said that before, Larry, no future, Shay recapping

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Speaker 3: That anyone on the wrong side of the Ravens game.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there's a bunch of smarties out there. It's

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Speaker 6: Yes they do, Yes, Ray, why did they play their

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Speaker 6: I don't.

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Speaker 1: Think I know if somebody asked John Harball.

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Speaker 3: The Pride, I don't know, Glory stupid.

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Speaker 7: Yes, but weren't they playing for a home playoff game?

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Speaker 7: They were playing for the division, right, Well.

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Speaker 1: They had to win, they had to win, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: other teams had to do other ship, right, weren't they.

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Speaker 7: No, No, No, that was just straight up, straight up

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Speaker 7: they won, So they weren't playing for something. It's not

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Speaker 7: like the Chiefs.

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Speaker 3: They were like totally just wrong.

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Speaker 1: Where the Chiefs lost on purpose so they wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: to face the Bengals. It's scared actually, and you read smart.

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Speaker 1: Do you think the Chiefs through that game so they

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have to face Joe.

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Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey seemed a little too interested in talking ship

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he would meet him Walmart parking I'm

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Speaker 1: not afraid of anyone seeing a Walmart parking lot in

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Speaker 1: a decade. Chill out, dude, even before driven by everybody

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Speaker 1: who's driven him. Yeah, in Cleveland Heights.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure if there's very many Walmarts Cleveland, Yes,

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been there frequently?

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Speaker 1: Cleveland is one big Walmart if we're being but why

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Speaker 3: Dare I say the state of Ohio as the Walmart.

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Speaker 1: We all know, we all know the worst state in

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Speaker 1: the union. It is not Ohio. H hell yeah, uh no,

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Speaker 1: it's not. Okay, name worst one.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to get into it, no, because that's

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Speaker 4: I'm not that person. Why can't you embrace like love

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Speaker 4: and admiration.

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Speaker 1: I'm a realist friendship. I'm just a real carring, you know.

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Speaker 1: I embrace all that other bullet hashtag caring, hashtag love.

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Speaker 3: Can we agree that?

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Speaker 1: We can agree?

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Speaker 3: It's the Sam's Club of states?

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Speaker 1: What do you want? Why are we doing this with Ohio?

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Speaker 1: Don't just feel so that's the worst state in the Union. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: But then that we would give them Ohio, and then

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Speaker 1: To we should we should actually make Ohio a territory

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Speaker 1: Ohio would Yeah, Curry.

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Speaker 1: Citizens or Ohio.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, if you start taking people born in Ohio,

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Speaker 1: Well, Lebron, Lebron goes with Lebron, Sure.

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Speaker 1: But if the culture hasn't impacted you, like, that's what

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Speaker 1: They don't count. This is where the workforce was born,

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Speaker 4: let's just you know, run the play out and completely

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Speaker 3: Maybe a charitable donation to Canada show of good faith.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you a territory, just take away their voting rights. Now,

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Speaker 1: My dad grew up there Panama, the canal zone whose

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there was a woman who was breastfeeding. I'm

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Speaker 4: And I'm just sitting there and this I see like

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And I go, there's a woman breastfeeding.

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Speaker 3: Let's go check it out.

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Speaker 3: Latin America has a lot less like shame in that department.

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Speaker 1: I think that that leads us to this week. It's bad. Larry,

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Speaker 1: leading off with college football, your Notre Dame fighting Irish

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Speaker 5: I know I'm given one and a half. I think

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Speaker 5: all year. Okay, so Notre Dame minus to one and

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Speaker 5: a half, and then I looked I had too many favorites.

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Speaker 5: So I'm taking Texas plus the six.

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Speaker 1: Against Ohio State good Man just for.

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Speaker 5: Notre Dame, because I want I'd rather Notre Dame play

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Speaker 5: Texas in the National Championship than them they play Ohio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fair, fair, all right, shay. I got the under

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Speaker 1: I got James Franklin plus one and a half. I

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Speaker 1: I like James Franklin here, m okay that I broke

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Speaker 1: it down. They're gonna win by three.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: See, the more you do, the more you break down something,

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Speaker 4: the more I want to go in the other way.

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Speaker 4: Thank you the other direction, all right, Dylan.

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Speaker 3: All right, Dan, I got Notre Dame minus one and

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Speaker 1: No, no, we're not doing that.

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Speaker 3: God that No, we're not doing that, I said, some online,

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Speaker 3: not me.

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Speaker 1: Damn.

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Speaker 3: All right. So I've got Notre Dame minus one and

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Speaker 1: For the record, that wasn't me. I just went no, no, no, wait,

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Speaker 3: And uh, I like Notre Dame. Their secondary looked a

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Speaker 3: little switch cheesy. Against Georgia, a couple dropped deep balls

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm going over forty five and a half,

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Speaker 3: went under. They're baiting you to take the under, okay.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm going to Ohio State minus six against

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Speaker 3: I've been burned vetting against Ohio State a lot this year,

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Speaker 3: and I just don't. I'm not a believer in Texas.

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Speaker 1: That leads us to the NFL, and bad Larry, you

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Speaker 1: lead us off. Damn.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna taken over forty two and a half in

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Speaker 5: a Charger Texans game. I'm taking the Ravens minus to

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Speaker 5: ten against the Steelers nine and a half okay, the

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Speaker 1: Bills, eight and a half.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Eagles minus four and a half against the Packers, yep,

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Speaker 5: Buccaneers minus three against the Commanders. All of these are

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Speaker 1: All one unit, all right, Shay, I kind of got

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Speaker 1: some with Larry here Denver plus eight and a half, Bucks,

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Speaker 1: Commanders under fifty one, the Cheese Steaks minus four and

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Speaker 1: I'm at, Danny, Wait, so do you have okay? See

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Speaker 1: up the Eagles minus four and a half again screen

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Speaker 3: All right, Dylan, I got Texans plus three against the Chargers,

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Speaker 3: my better judgment bet, but that line is stiff.

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Speaker 4: How do you think the Texans get out of playing

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Speaker 4: the first game every single playoff? For like, it's the

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Speaker 4: they played the early game on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: It's actually what I think, like when I envision that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Plus three against the Chargers. I like it. I still

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Speaker 3: Bill's minus eight and a half against the Broncos, laying

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Speaker 3: the big one there and then done that before Commanders.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so, you mean more than one.

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Speaker 1: Sources close to me. I checked that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the Commanders plus three against the Bucks,

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Speaker 3: and then I'm taking the Vikings minus the one and

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Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be mentioned here. I'm innocent.

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Speaker 1: I've done nothing wrong.

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Speaker 2: Bullshit in a while.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting being like a productive member of society.

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Speaker 1: What I did something yesterday? Oh, I picked up firewood

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Speaker 3: You don't have to until they get you, you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh they got me a few times. Do you have

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Speaker 1: to pee like you have tests? You're in tests?

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Speaker 3: Oh, pissed from the irs?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, they haven't got me yet. No,

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm all right. Okay, uh Dylan, anything you want

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Speaker 3: Now, I'm looking forward to a little Thursday night playoff football.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bad Larry, how about you?

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Speaker 5: True man? We got five five days straight of football.

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Speaker 5: I looked it up. I'm going to the Dubliner Bar

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Speaker 5: in DC for the game tonight, so a big Notre

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Speaker 3: I hear they had the meetings in the basement.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Go figure a bar named the Dubliner Shocker. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I googled it. They gave me the top ten

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Speaker 1: I'm going, all right, we better get there early. I

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Speaker 1: connectivity was cramping out there. Yeah, but he's going down

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Speaker 1: to Washington, d C. The uh Shay and Irving Podcast yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had an episode come out today. Oh yeah, ok

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Speaker 1: last night okay, talked about the fires, talked about a

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Speaker 1: and Irving, not Shae and Irving, it's Shae in Irving.

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Speaker 1: That's how he was presented when he called in the

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Speaker 1: Whoever podcasts are sold, just are selling that ship.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's so.

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Speaker 3: Whoever, it's gonna displayed.

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Speaker 2: So that's it.

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Speaker 1: We're back, better than ever.

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Speaker 4: It's the playoff portion of the Dan Patrick Takes Again.

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Speaker 1: What what are you talking about? You're back and better

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Speaker 1: than ever?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, get up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, color excited.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not your second take, it's your first take.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah wow. Oh yeah, Okay, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 1: Have a great weekend. We look forward to next Thursday.

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Speaker 1: On Dan Patrick Takes a Yeah,