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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun

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Speaker 1: on Saint Patty's Day. It is. Don't shake your head, Chris,

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Speaker 1: it's not your day, it's my day. Actually, I take

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Speaker 1: that back. I take that back. As an American of

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Speaker 1: Irish descent, allow me to just let all of you know,

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Speaker 1: right now, appropriate the daylights out of my culture today.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself. All right, it's March madness at Saint Patty's Day.

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Speaker 1: I have not one, but two sets of incredible news.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to here in just a second, all right,

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Speaker 1: so just hang on, and I mean really really, really

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Speaker 1: great news. Thirty minutes from now. Thirty minutes from now,

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Speaker 1: I am going to begin to reveal my top ten

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Speaker 1: Irish foods. So I'm gonna reveal one per segment starting

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Speaker 1: thirty minutes from now. For the rest of the show,

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Speaker 1: we have oh my goodness, great Nancy Pelosi audio, Joe Biden.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get into the Hunter Biden laptop story. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about Look, there was a rally, a rally

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Speaker 1: to stop Asian violence in Times Square. We'll talk about that.

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Speaker 1: But before we get to any of that, I have

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Speaker 1: to do something I never I never thought I was

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Speaker 1: gonna do. I never thought I was gonna do. You know,

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Speaker 1: part of the tagline of the show is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Unapologetic and unafraid. I don't know who came

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Speaker 1: up with that, but they've came up with it, and

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Speaker 1: apparently it suits and people like it, and so people

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Speaker 1: went with that. And part of my thing has always

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Speaker 1: been I don't apologize. I never I've always told you

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Speaker 1: I not. I don't apologize. It's just something I it's

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Speaker 1: something I believe in. If you have an apology you

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Speaker 1: need to make to suone, you do it privately. These

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Speaker 1: public apologies don't mean anything, and in most of the

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Speaker 1: time they it's just a way for the communists to

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Speaker 1: watch the right Gravel want apologize and Grave want apologize.

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Speaker 1: And so this is gonna be very hard for me.

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Speaker 1: This is just hang with me for a second. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be very difficult, difficult open to the show. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to a bunch of fun stuff, but this

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Speaker 1: is a very very difficult opening. Governor Phil Murphy, as

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Speaker 1: you know, he is the governor of New Jersey, all

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Speaker 1: right and them, And for the longest time on the show,

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Speaker 1: we have played a running thing, a running consistent sound

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Speaker 1: on the show. And the sound, basically the story behind

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Speaker 1: the sound was Governor Murphy. He was passing some restrictive

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Speaker 1: rules that I just honestly, they may be mad. I

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Speaker 1: guess that's an excuse they may be mad. I didn't

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Speaker 1: was fair. And right after he passed down some extra

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Speaker 1: big family meal at a restaurant unmasked with his family,

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Speaker 1: and then these New Jersey ladies they came up to

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Speaker 1: him and they were talking down to him and probably

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Speaker 1: had one too many. But it's a sound we've consistently

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Speaker 1: played on the show. And I know I told you

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Speaker 1: I would never apologize, but we got this email and

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Speaker 1: I just I felt like I felt like this was

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Speaker 1: an appropriate time to brust this out. The email today

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Speaker 1: said I'm a strong supporter of Governor Murphy, and that

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Speaker 1: him and you laughing about it as absolutely disgusting and

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Speaker 1: all of you should be ashamed of yourselves, and I'll

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Speaker 1: It hit me right in my heart. I haven't been

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Speaker 1: this is my apology. Oh my god, how are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You're having your family in the meantime you're having all

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Speaker 1: the kind of other bulls. Now, No, I'm not drunk, heart,

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Speaker 1: no matter of fact, you can go. How's that You

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Speaker 1: the bottom of my heart, accept my apology. That's how

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. We love them

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Speaker 1: because we sit around and we laugh and Chris says, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: But understand, I despise communists, and I really take genuine

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Speaker 1: enjoyment out of making communists miserable. And because I'm a

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Speaker 1: all gonna laugh at you as you're miserable. Clear. Now,

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Speaker 1: speaking of which, remember tomorrow is and ask doctor Jesse

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Speaker 1: Friday to get your questions into Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. All right, now, I have two pieces

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Speaker 1: You know, we've been talking extensively on the show this

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Speaker 1: week about the violence, about the violence that's been committed

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Speaker 1: but across the United States of America. This is a nationwide,

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Speaker 1: nationwide problem, nationwide problem. And so I've been very forceful

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Speaker 1: nine point nine percent of these attacks are black people

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Speaker 1: a black men attacking Asians. Okay, so there's tension between

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Speaker 1: Let's why there's clearly racial tension. And so I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what it blessed me today to noahen to see this.

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Speaker 1: There was a rally against anti Asian violence in Times

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Speaker 1: The word black doesn't appear once, African American doesn't appear

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Speaker 1: one time. But there was a rally. We have solved

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Speaker 1: Look saw you saw the video probably by now, of

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Speaker 1: I forgot about the stop Asian hate hashtag. Ah dang,

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Speaker 1: And what else are we gonna do but laugh about it?

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Speaker 1: Let's talk it out. No, we get stop Asian hate campaigns.

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Speaker 1: for this. I know. Look, maybe you're still sitting around

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Speaker 1: then I heard this today, and I'll be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: I got choked up. What you saw yesterday was history

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Speaker 1: later at the month, just maybe you might want to

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Speaker 1: watch I'm going to be beating a poem written by

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Speaker 1: Bano about Ukraine, but you might find interesting. That's Speaker

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Speaker 1: additional surge that could mean a return of mandatory masking,

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Speaker 1: especially in areas of high transmission lunacy. All the people

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Speaker 1: who've been wrong about everything for the last two years

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Speaker 1: are entirely convinced they've been right. There's never an honest accounting. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: it's just like that stop Asian hate campaign. There's never

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Speaker 1: an honest accounting. There's never an honest discussion. Every time

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Speaker 1: you hear let's have a conversation, let's tackle the issue,

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Speaker 1: and then you bring up any specifics about it, you

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Speaker 1: get everybody recoiling in horror. That's what happens. Unserious. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how all this ends. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where we're going as a nation. But I

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Speaker 1: do know. If we don't start getting serious people leading

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Speaker 1: the country, we have no chance. We have no chance whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: All Right, remember Tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday. Get

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Speaker 1: your questions in now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Ask me anything. On Friday. We have a blast.

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Speaker 1: We spend the whole day answering your questions. They can

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Speaker 1: be dumb, they can be political history, whatever. Get your

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Speaker 1: questions in Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com. Coming up next.

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Speaker 1: On top of all the Hunter Biden stuff, we have

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Speaker 1: yet another Best Irish Food Reveal Number nine is coming

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Speaker 1: here in just a second. It's so exciting, But first,

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Speaker 1: are you able to protect yourself? If some gigantic violent

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Speaker 1: monster follows you into an ATM machine and tries to

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Speaker 1: beat you up? What are you going to do about it? Yell, scream,

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Speaker 1: try to call the cops, or are you going to

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Speaker 1: pull out your hero gun and defend yourself? A hero

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Speaker 1: gun is a non lethal gun. It shoots pepperballs one

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Speaker 1: hundred miles per hour. They explode on contact. They will

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Speaker 1: bring whoever's attacking you to their knees. This thing has

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Speaker 1: already saved lives. Anyone can use it. Anyone that daughter

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Speaker 1: yours who hates guns, she can use it. Grandma, Grandpa, wife, husband, mother,

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Speaker 1: Get them one of these things. Get some extra rounds too.

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Speaker 1: It has a laser sight. You don't need a concealed

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Speaker 1: carry permit for it. Go to Hero twenty twenty dot

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Speaker 1: com and use the code Jesse because that gets you

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Speaker 1: a special discount. Hero twenty twenty dot com. Go get

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Speaker 1: a hero gun. No you can protect yourself. State restrictions

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Speaker 1: may apply. You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: I'm no, that's Jesse, but it is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Nothing can bring me down tonight. Remember if you missed

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Speaker 1: Eddie part of the show. The whole thing's on. iHeart, Google,

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Speaker 1: Spotify and iTunes. On iTunes, leave a five star rating

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Speaker 1: and leave a review talking about how how handsome I am. Chris,

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Speaker 1: I think you threw away. Someone emailed in, some crazy

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Speaker 1: communist emailed in that he's tired of hearing me talk

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Speaker 1: about leaving reviews talking about how handsome I am, and

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Speaker 1: he wanted to punch my face in. It's so upset.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's fun. All right, I forgot Remember Tonight

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Speaker 1: on the Jesse Kelly Show, I'm a Kelly, I'm qualified.

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Speaker 1: We are revealing one perse segment we started last segment.

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Speaker 1: We are revealing the top ten Irish foods, the top

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Speaker 1: ten Irish foods. And we actually don't have a drum

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Speaker 1: roll or anything like that, so I prefer to do

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Speaker 1: my own sound effects anyway. So it is time for

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Speaker 1: number nine. What Chris, it sounds like drums? Number nine

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Speaker 1: for Irish foods Budweiser. A lot of people don't know this.

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Speaker 1: People think Budweiser is an American beer. Budweiser was actually

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Speaker 1: created in Dublin in the year eighteen o nine. Eighteen

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Speaker 1: o nine. Budweiser as traditionally Irish as it gets. I

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Speaker 1: may crack one here on the air. Oh wait, that's illegal.

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Speaker 1: All right, never mind, I'm not I'm totally wink wink,

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Speaker 1: not gonna do that. I promise Budweiser number nine on

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Speaker 1: the all Time Irish Foods list. Now, I could get

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Speaker 1: to the Tony Bubblynski, Hunter Biden laptop stuff, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get to that in a second, but I have

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Speaker 1: to do a couple of things real quick. First, this

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Speaker 1: is an old thing. The chances you've heard it are

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Speaker 1: probably not good. Though it's a video. We're actually gonna

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Speaker 1: put it up on the show's Twitter page and Instagram

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Speaker 1: page if you use social media. There was a local

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Speaker 1: news station they went out and they interviewed some people

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Speaker 1: for Saint Patrick's Day. And this is important for the

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Speaker 1: sake of what you're about to hear. They went into

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Speaker 1: this all black neighborhood and they started interviewing them about

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Speaker 1: the lepre con that apparently kept appearing to them in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night. Now this is long. This

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Speaker 1: honestly don't think I'm going to cut in because I

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Speaker 1: have tears running down my face every time I play

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Speaker 1: this thing. And I want you to understand. It's old

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Speaker 1: enough now. Like everything gets debunked that ends up being

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Speaker 1: garbage in the end, it's old enough. Now they've looked

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Speaker 1: into this. This was all authentic. This just happened. They

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Speaker 1: took cameraman out there at a news reporter into this

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and just a local news station got all this.

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Speaker 1: You sit back, put a smile on your face on

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Speaker 1: this Saint Patty's day, and enjoy Curiosity leads to large

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Speaker 1: crowds in mobiles criton community. Many of you bring binoculars,

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Speaker 1: can orders even camera phones to take pictures. To me

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Speaker 1: in the la lemkhon to me, I gotta a look

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Speaker 1: a bit of treat. Who else LEK say? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: witnesses say the LEPrecon only comes out at night. If

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Speaker 1: you shine a light in its direction, it suddenly disappears good.

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Speaker 1: Be a crackhead. But that hold to the round stuff

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Speaker 1: and it don m to give up in a tree

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Speaker 1: bottom of this yester owner guy. Don't be afraid. Don't

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Speaker 1: be afraid, man. This guy helping to direct traffic says

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Speaker 1: he's prepared for his encounter with the LEPrecon. He suited

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Speaker 1: up from head to toe as he as he's about

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Speaker 1: to begin his interview with this guy. Just needs to

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Speaker 1: reinforce for you again that this guy he's interviewing is black,

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Speaker 1: all right, He's black. It makes it funnier when you

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Speaker 1: can picture that. Go ahead. This war was all smeils

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Speaker 1: right here. This is a special lepricn flute which has

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Speaker 1: been plashed down from thousands of years ago from my

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Speaker 1: great great grandfather who's Irish leg others just came to

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Speaker 1: get lucky and hopes a pot of gold may be

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Speaker 1: buried under this tree. I'm a run a back hout

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Speaker 1: that tree. I want to know what a goal I

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Speaker 1: want to go, give me to go, I want to

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Speaker 1: go scootness it gets. We'll put the whole video on

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Speaker 1: the shows Twitter and Instagram page at Jesse Kelly's show,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so funny. All right. Now, First

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Speaker 1: of all, I need to clarify something here. I see

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Speaker 1: people say something and it drives me nuts. Before I

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Speaker 1: get to the Hunter Biden stuff, Chris Cuomo, man, the

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Speaker 1: Cuomo family really got taken down. Before I get to

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Speaker 1: all this stuff, there's something I see out there on

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Speaker 1: the right and it bothers me, and it bothers me,

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Speaker 1: and this is what I hear. Social media doesn't matter. Look,

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Speaker 1: maybe you're not on social media, and if you're not,

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Speaker 1: I want to encourage you not to get on it.

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Speaker 1: It's not something I believe everyone should get on. It's

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Speaker 1: it's not it's and it's not like you're missing out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there's funny stuff on there. We put

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Speaker 1: some show stuff on there. Whenever I want you to

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Speaker 1: have some kind of a visual, because I can't paint

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Speaker 1: the masterpiece with my with my words, Chris what Chris No,

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Speaker 1: But when we want you to have some kind of

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Speaker 1: to see it and laugh with me. So we put

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Speaker 1: that stuff online. But this way of thinking that social

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Speaker 1: media doesn't matter or it's not real life is wrong.

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't matter. And maybe you could make the argument

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Speaker 1: it wasn't real life, except for the fact the people

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Speaker 1: who run the world think it is right. Isn't that

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Speaker 1: really what matters? If there's If there's your child comes

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Speaker 1: to you and says, hey, mom, dad, there's a monster

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Speaker 1: under my bed. You are gonna do what You're probably

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Speaker 1: gonna say, go back to bed, you whine earth, there's

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Speaker 1: no mutton. I'm kidding. You're gonna get up, probably depending

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Speaker 1: on the age of the kid, and grab a flashlight

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Speaker 1: and walk them into the room and look under the

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Speaker 1: bed with him shining the flashlight and say, look, there's

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Speaker 1: no monster there at all. But let's say you didn't

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Speaker 1: do that. Let's say your child came to you and said, mom, dad,

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Speaker 1: there's a monster under my bed. And let's say you said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there is. There's a gigantic child eating monster with huge

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Speaker 1: fangs and claws. In fact, if you even walk into

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Speaker 1: your bedroom again, that monster is going to eat you. Well,

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Speaker 1: does it matter from that point on whether or not

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Speaker 1: there is a monster. The kid ain't ever going back

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Speaker 1: in because in his mind there is, because you say

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Speaker 1: it's there. Social media is immensely powerful because presidents, senators, congressmen,

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Speaker 1: CEO's foreign dictators, terrorist organizations, professors, actors, athletes, the people

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Speaker 1: who sadly lead cultures. They're on there and they think

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Speaker 1: it matters. Therefore it matters. That's just that simple. Therefore

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Speaker 1: it matters, which which reminds me, speaking of CEOs, where

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Speaker 1: are you? Where are you sending your cell phone money

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Speaker 1: every month? I mean, do you have Verizon or AT

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Speaker 1: and T or T Mobile? I really, I really. I

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Speaker 1: don't want you to. I don't want you to take

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Speaker 1: my word for it. I want you to go back,

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Speaker 1: go look up the various advertising campaigns those companies have run,

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Speaker 1: and now ask yourself, are you content sending them money

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Speaker 1: every single month? And there's no judgment here. I've had Verizon,

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Speaker 1: AT and T was my first cell phone provider. Ever.

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Speaker 1: I just switched from T Mobile to Pure Talk. But

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Speaker 1: I'm done sending my money to people who hate me

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Speaker 1: and despise me and do everything they can to wreck

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Speaker 1: what I believe. Switch to Pure Talk. It takes less

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Speaker 1: two fifty and say Jesse Kelly, you'll save an additional

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Speaker 1: say Jesse Kelly. All right, we still have two hours

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Speaker 1: of great Jesse Kelly Show for you, and next we

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Speaker 1: reveal number eight on the Irish Foods chart, which what's

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