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Speaker 1: I think I just got reverse catfish last night. How

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Speaker 1: do you get reverse catfished? Like?

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Speaker 2: Oh, you mean like she was looking not like a snack,

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Speaker 2: and then you and then she showed up and you're

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Speaker 2: like mocking like a whole meal.

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Speaker 1: Oh yump, ready to fit baby? All right?

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Speaker 3: So I matched with this girl on Tinder. She was

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Speaker 3: significantly bigger than girls I normally date, if you catch

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Speaker 3: my drift, but we have literally everything in common, so

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Speaker 3: I figured I'd give it a shot.

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Speaker 2: Okop, see him beneath the veneer of just looks and

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Speaker 2: looking towards this soul.

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Speaker 1: The deeper connection. Yea, the deeper connection connection.

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Speaker 3: So after talking for a few days, we decided to

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Speaker 3: meet up at the nerd bar last night. The nerd Bar,

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Speaker 3: I guess bar for nerds and fantastic I have no

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Speaker 3: idea what that is. It sounds fine.

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Speaker 1: I guess a bar for nerdy people. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: I get there and pick a table. After waiting a

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Speaker 3: few minutes, this beautiful woman comes over and starts trying

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Speaker 3: to flirt with me. That's very strange, so I assume

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Speaker 3: she must be after something free drinks drugs, my kid,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's trying to steal something from He's like, well,

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Speaker 1: why I did not be like that.

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Speaker 2: So I explained to her to have some better self confidence,

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Speaker 2: like no, it's like you're a freaking snack and it

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Speaker 2: come to you.

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Speaker 1: You you deserve this flirtation. Yeah, opee, come on.

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Speaker 3: So I explained to her that I'm actually waiting for someone,

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Speaker 3: and I don't want to give a bad first impression

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Speaker 3: by chatting up some other woman.

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Speaker 1: While she's walking in. Yeah, that wouldn't be again, not

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Speaker 1: a good look at all.

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Speaker 3: Then she springs it on me that she's actually the

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Speaker 3: one that I was waiting for.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm also so surprised that he had no idea,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that that is actually very surprising. She told me

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Speaker 3: how she's lost one hundred and thirty pounds over the

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Speaker 3: past couple of years and she wants to make sure

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Speaker 3: that guys are actually interested in her and not just

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Speaker 3: her body. Wow, that's a move that is honestly like soul.

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Speaker 1: That's genius, geez.

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Speaker 3: And she was testing me to see if I would

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Speaker 3: ditch the fat girl if someone hotter showed up. That's

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Speaker 3: this is a lot of tests. That's a lot of test.

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Speaker 1: Right, that's I don't. I'm more on the fence about

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Speaker 1: that one though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that might be a red flag.

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Speaker 2: But it's also kind of interesting too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I mean, it definitely like if they passed both,

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Speaker 3: it's like, Okay, this is definitely a solid person for her,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I get that. So here's the thing, though, Uh,

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Speaker 3: I don't know about how I feel being tested.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I agree. Yeah, that's that's how we felt.

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Speaker 2: That's how we felt.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to live my life questioning every decision

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Speaker 3: I make, like she might jump out from another corner.

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Speaker 1: It's like, no, actually I've been Oh man, I was

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Speaker 1: fat all along. You fail.

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Speaker 3: But she's also really attractive and very cool otherwise. So

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure how to proceed. And there is an edit.

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Speaker 3: I didn't expect this to be downvoted so much. I

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Speaker 3: guess people prefer the standard story of I just walked

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Speaker 3: in on my fiance and my father, brother, and best

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Speaker 3: friend all had their penises inside her at the same time.

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Speaker 1: So should I still go to the wedding? Good god?

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Speaker 1: I mean I want to read that story? Is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that the story you read? O't be crazy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I feel like when you I don't know

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Speaker 2: about these these tests. Tests, the tests are a little weird,

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Speaker 2: but you know she's nice.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you know. Best of luck opening, Best of luck,